Dave & Chuck The Freak want you to forget your brutish exercise routine and try Lisa's more sophisticated workout!
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00:00What's the grossest thing you do?
00:10No women have admitted they're gross so far.
00:12Well, because they shouldn't.
00:14They shouldn't.
00:15Kaya is the first one.
00:17Hi, Kaya from East Point.
00:18How are you?
00:20Good.
00:20How are you?
00:21Good.
00:21You're going to admit you're gross.
00:22Yep.
00:24Yep.
00:25Okay, what do you do?
00:25I snot rocket when I'm one.
00:27You what?
00:28Snot rocket.
00:28I snot rocket when I run.
00:31Once you run.
00:31Oh, wow.
00:32Wow.
00:33The snot rocket to me is one of the.
00:35You know, it's gross.
00:36It's disgusting.
00:36But I think a lot of runners do stuff that is unbecoming to most ladies.
00:41Yeah.
00:43Running is not for me.
00:45No.
00:46When I played hockey, guys did it.
00:47And it was like.
00:48We had a ton of stories of runners.
00:50Runners pooping at the side of the road and peeing everywhere.
00:53They do that.
00:54Yeah.
00:54So many runners poop themselves.
00:56I'm in for a more elegant workout.
00:58Elegant.
00:59And bless you for that.
01:01Thank goodness.
01:02I'm here for an elegant workout.
01:04Lisa weighs elegant workouts.
01:07That's a whole new business idea.
01:09This is elegant.
01:10That's Pilates.
01:12Yeah.
01:13No snot rockets.
01:14Lots of ballerinas.
01:15Yeah.
01:16Let's just clear a few things up, ladies.
01:19This is going to be an elegant experience.
01:21My Pilates instructor told me once, pretty hands, Lisa.
01:26Pretty hands.
01:27Make sure you keep those hands pretty.
01:30Oh my God, you're right.
01:31My hands were not elegant enough in that last movement.
01:34We're looking for elegance and grace.
01:36I think that's a great idea for like a chain of clubs.
01:40Lisa weighs elegant workouts.
01:43I think there's a group of people that definitely would be attracted to that.
01:46A lot of people don't like that kind of workout.
01:48They want a hot, sweaty, but there's a lot of people that'd be attracted to this too.
01:52The thing is, I mean, I think where you'd have a problem is convincing someone that
01:58an elegant workout would be something that busts your ass.
02:01You know what I mean?
02:02Meanwhile, you're doing stuff that most people can't even do.
02:05Right.
02:05Yeah.
02:05You know, but if I heard elegant workout, I might be like, this could be it for me.
02:12I show up in like a three-piece suit, like a monocle, like white gloves, exactly.
02:18You know what I mean?
02:20Double-breasted suit, vest.
02:22My good man, I'm here for the workout.
02:26Show me the way to the elegance.
02:29Workout, please.
02:30I'm here.
02:31Can I pay, sir?
02:33Champagne for your workout?
02:35Oh, yes.
02:36I expect we'll be doing a lot of sitting.
02:38Yes, tons of sitting and we'll be eating some Orderos.
02:42To the initials?
02:44The hell did.
02:47I mean, that's more, that'd be more my speed on the elegance.
02:50Can I spritz you with gold bouillon?
02:52Oh, please.
02:52Okay.
02:54Oh, shh.
02:55There you are, sir.
02:55Yeah, that's fine.
02:56You're welcome.
02:57Well, there'd be no pooping and snot rockets.
02:59Exactly.
02:59No, that's true.
03:00That's true.
03:01Allowed.
03:01We'll smack you right in your mouth if you do that.
03:04Just imagine someone, like an infiltrator, showing up.
03:08Like, James shows up secretly to Lisa Way's Elegant Workout Incorporated and just razes
03:14hell.
03:14Oh, no.
03:15Halfway through, he's like a party boy and just strips down and starts blowing snot rockets
03:21everywhere.
03:22A ghastly man in a thong just trying to ruin our elegant workout.
03:26I'd be like, this workout sucks.
03:27Let's make it hot and fun.
03:30Easter eyes on this.
03:31Oh, my goodness gracious.
03:32Oh, dear Lord.
03:33That's bare male buttocks.
03:35Yes.
03:35I thought it was taint.
03:36We captured him and had him killed.
03:39Yeah, they were.
03:40We drowned him in the pool.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Kill him in the elegant pool.
03:44Kill him dead.
03:48Lisa Way's Elegant Workout.
03:48I'm searching for elegant in a workout.
03:53Oh, man.
03:53I can't believe what Lisa does.
03:55They're like, pretty hands.
03:57Maybe she did.
03:58That's what they say.
03:59Because my hands were all, like, really not good.
04:02And she was like, no, no, no.
04:05Pretty hands.
04:06And I thought it was hilarious.
04:08So pretty hands is just like a fully extended.
04:10Yeah.
04:11Graceful.
04:12Graceful.
04:12Not.
04:13Not.
04:15Not claw hands.
04:16Right.
04:16Not claw hands.
04:20You're not doing it right, Chuck.
04:22Remember Elegant.
04:23Pretty hands, Chuck.
04:24There you go.
04:25There we are.
04:26Jazz hands, Chuck.
04:27Jazz hands.
04:27There we go.
04:29Twinkle fingers.
04:29Twinkle fingers.
04:30Yeah.
04:31You've got it.
04:32Elegant's great.
04:33Much better.
04:34Much better.
04:35Look at that.
04:36Perfect form.
04:36Keep those fingers twinkling.
04:38Let's see them twinkle up, twinkle, and twinkle down.
04:41There we go.
04:42Spread the twinkle.
04:43That's beautiful.
04:43Wonderful.
04:44All the hands.
04:44Gorgeous hands.
04:45We now refer to Chuck as our swan.
04:49Black swan.
04:51There is a workout with a swan.
04:53Yeah.
04:54There is.
04:55Sure there is.
04:56Of course there is.
04:56Absolutely.
04:57At least it weighs elegant workouts.
04:59There's swan workouts.
04:59They call me the fat swan.
05:06Oh, yeah.
05:07Here's the fat swan.
05:09He's gorgeous.
05:10That's me.