Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share stories about times they were able to say, "I think I killed them".
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00:00What's the moment you thought, I've killed someone?
00:08Let's go to voice changing technology.
00:11Hello, Anonymous.
00:12How's she going, eh?
00:12How's she going, eh?
00:13What happened?
00:15Okay, so it was, we'll say five, six years ago, I went to go pick some folks up from
00:20a party that needed a ride home.
00:22There were some gentlemen there that did not agree with my presence at that location.
00:27Two of them came after me, one of them had a knife, and tried stabbing me in the kidney,
00:32so I grabbed a large wrench out of my pickup, hit the one kid in the head, and gave him
00:37like 13 stitches, and cracked his skull.
00:41So there was a moment where you thought, oh my god, I've killed this guy?
00:44Yes.
00:45State police were involved, it was a big deal, I got cleared of the charges.
00:49Oh my goodness.
00:50Guy is...
00:51Oh, Jesus, that's not how we say it.
00:54That's okay.
00:54What are you going to do?
00:55The guy has issues.
00:57Yeah, the guy has issues now, though.
00:58Mental issues.
00:59Yeah.
01:04I was getting it.
01:07We always make it almost to the end of the whole story, and then somehow, one little
01:11piece gets...
01:12It's horrible, it's horrible.
01:13The guy is...
01:16Oh, man.
01:17You got hit with your wrench, guys.
01:20Oh my god.
01:22Bait my head.
01:23That is not something to laugh about, but it is...
01:25No.
01:26No, it's terrible.
01:26It is a terrible...
01:27But he pulled a knife on him, you know.
01:28That's just how it all played out here.
01:31Let's find out from this regular line here how this person almost killed a stripper.
01:36Oh boy.
01:37Hello, Anonymous.
01:39How's she going, eh?
01:40How's she going, eh?
01:41Tell us about the time where you thought you killed someone.
01:44Well, I was at my buddy's bachelor party and I was the best man, so of course I got a
01:47couch dance at the end of the night.
01:48You know, I had a few beers in me.
01:50She was just a little bitty thing.
01:52Well, she starts trying to rub her bits in my face.
01:54Right.
01:54And I don't want no stripper bits in my face, right?
01:58Oh my god, no.
01:59React.
01:59So, I'm telling her, I'm like, okay, that's close enough, that's good, that's it.
02:05That's close enough.
02:06There wasn't much else I could do.
02:08I just stood right up and this was happening on a futon and I went to set her down nicely
02:14Well, after the beers had kicked in, she had a little bit of a head rush.
02:18Basically, power-bounded the stripper into a futon.
02:21And I looked at my buddy.
02:25Oh, damn!
02:27No.
02:28And I look at all my buddies and I'm like, oh my god, I broke the stripper!
02:34Oh my god.
02:35She was okay, though?
02:37Yeah, she was fine.
02:38I don't know, it must have been the cocaine or whatever she was doing.
02:42You power-bounded her.
02:43Oh my god.
02:44Yeah, power-bounded her into the spine of the futon.
02:48Oh my god.
02:50You know, that's my reaction, too, though, is, like, I don't realize it, but I will, like,
02:55I'll throw, I'll do something like that.
02:58My body reacts in a way sometimes that I don't understand.
03:00I think all of us do.
03:01Like, honestly, I think it's your, it's like, it activates your fight or flight response
03:07in certain scenarios.
03:09Let's go next to Matt.
03:10Your heart didn't stop that way.
03:11Matt from Boston.
03:12When did you think you almost killed someone?
03:16Penis.
03:16Penis.
03:17Penis.
03:18What's going on, guys?
03:19I was 17 years old and I bought my first car.
03:23I drove through a house going about 40 miles an hour.
03:26Dude.
03:27Oh my god.
03:27No way.
03:29Right into a bedroom.
03:31The whole nine, I see a fish tank on the ground.
03:35People come in, they start screaming.
03:37My son's underneath the car.
03:39Oh my god.
03:40No.
03:41Dude.
03:41No.
03:43So, the kid was mentally handicapped to boot.
03:47Mm.
03:48Mm.
03:49So, after about an hour of sitting in the cop car, I'm thinking, he's dead, I'm going
03:55to jail for manslaughter the whole night.
03:57Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:58How's the kid?
03:58How's the kid?
03:59Well.
04:00Broken collarbone.
04:02That was it.
04:03Oh my god.
04:04Well, thank god.
04:05Awful.
04:05What a terrible story.
04:06What a terrible story.
04:07No.
04:07Collarbone.
04:08No, no, no.
04:10Yeah.
04:10Survived by no of a car.
04:11No, no, no.
04:11What noise was that, Dave, that you made?
04:13I don't know.
04:16Dave.
04:17I don't know what happened.
04:21Tried to suck the story up.
04:23I get hit.
04:23Suck the story.
04:24Suck the story.
04:26Always challenge.
04:31It was amazing.
04:33It was an amazing noise.
04:34It was.
04:35And he didn't even, he didn't even do it like off to the side.
04:40You actually put your face right into the microphone.
04:50That's the same noise I make when I eat spaghetti.
04:52Oh no.
04:53Nope.
04:54Special James spaghetti.
04:56Spaghetti.
04:57No.
04:58Here's some text coming in.
05:00First time skiing.
05:01Boyfriend didn't teach me how to stop.
05:03So I'm flying down the hill.
05:05I crash into this really old man at the bottom of the ski hill.
05:09Full speed.
05:10Yeah.
05:11He doesn't move.
05:14I've killed an old man.
05:18What in the hell?
05:23Well, hello, little lady.
05:25Are you okay, sir?
05:27I think everything in me is broken.
05:28It looks like it.
05:32I am completely shattered.
05:36She said luckily he was okay, but it was my first and last time skiing.
05:39Yeah, that'll do it.
05:40You need to learn how to stop when you ski.
05:42Oh my God.
05:43I'll tell you what though.
05:44Like I know.
05:45I just mentioned the gold man.
05:46Listen, I had learned to stop on the like bunny slope, but then they like sent me up to this
05:53giant mountain and there was no stopping.
05:56So I get what this chick is going through.
05:58I learned early on.
05:59I was trying a pizza stop and it wasn't pizza stopping anything.
06:02I've never skied in my life because I just learned early on going downstairs.
06:07I started going quick.
06:09I don't know what will happen to me.
06:11I'll ski.
06:11You can't handle stairs.
06:13I don't mind the slope.
06:14You're like a missile.