Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was arrested for drug possession after being questioned while trying to deposit a one million dollar bill at the bank.
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00:00The Idiot Criminal of the Day
00:11For those who don't know, $100 bills are the highest denomination you can get in the United States
00:20Okay
00:20Don't feel bad if you didn't know, because this guy didn't know either
00:2333-year-old Dennis Strickland walked into a bank in Sioux City, Iowa
00:28And tried to deposit a fake $1 million bill
00:34And when you see his mugshot up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
00:38Oh, baby!
00:42Hello, sir. How are you today?
00:43I'm good!
00:44And you're here to make a deposit or what's wrong?
00:46I have, yeah, some cash I'd like to deposit
00:49Okay, we'll put that in. How much today?
00:52$1 million, baby!
00:56I'm sorry?
00:56$1 million bill!
00:57Oh, you have just one?
00:59That's right!
01:00Put it down, let me fill out this little, how do I do this?
01:03Oh, you put 1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0!
01:08$1 million, baby!
01:10Woo!
01:11Just made a million!
01:15Cash!
01:16It's wearing a tank top, too.
01:19That's right!
01:22So, um, okay, just give me a minute.
01:26Yeah, I'll take all the time in the world!
01:28By the way, I'll take about $500,000 of that in cash right back to me.
01:32Oh, right back now.
01:33You just want...
01:34Okay, just give me a second.
01:35I had two...
01:35It's burning a hole in my pocket, the million-dollar bill.
01:38So, technically, it's not illegal to be clueless, so we didn't get in trouble for that, but the bank teller did call the cops.
01:43When they showed up, they asked him to empty his pockets.
01:46It's not clear if he even had to do it, since he hadn't broken any laws, but he emptied his pockets anyway, and they pulled out a bag of meth.
01:56So, no charges for the fake million-dollar bill!
02:00But you know he was trying to pull a fast one.
02:04Right, but I guess because it doesn't exist, if it was a fake hundred-dollar bill, he could get in trouble.
02:09It's counterfeit.
02:10But because the million-dollar bill doesn't exist, you can't get in trouble for it.
02:13Huh.
02:15Isn't that crazy?
02:15That is a weird loophole.
02:18Yeah.
02:19He's facing charges for possession of a controlled substance.
02:21He's doing court next week, but if he hadn't have emptied his pockets, which he didn't have to do, nothing would have happened to him.
02:27You can check out this guy's mugshot for yourself up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
02:31I just wish I could have been in his brain when he got that million-dollar bill.
02:34No!
02:34Look what I found!
02:36No!
02:38What?
02:39What?
02:41Someone just dropped a million dollars.
02:45Somebody just dropped a million dollars in my lucky day!
02:48It's my luckiest day alive!
02:51Oh!
02:53Million dollars!
02:55Woo!
02:56Like, if you honestly thought you just found, like, you're so dumb, you're honestly, you're so dumb, that you see a green bill, you pick it up, and it says a million dollars, and you think it's real.
03:11Yeah, that's crazy.
03:12I mean, that guy's, he thought his life was changed.
03:17Forget tank tops and cut off shorts!
03:20Sleeping in a park!
03:25Million dollars, bitch!
03:26I would like to start an account with you, with this freshly found million dollars I just found.
03:36That's right, I just found it.
03:38It's mine!
03:39Find his people's!
03:41What do you want to do with all that?
03:44Drugs!
03:47Million dollars worth of drugs, here we go.
03:50So much mess!
03:55Oh!
03:58You don't want to turn your life around, or...
04:00No!
04:01Buy shirts with sleeves?
04:02Uh-uh!
04:03Million dollars!
04:08Alright, sir, well let me just see if we can catch this for you.
04:11Yeah.
04:12No.
04:12I just can't even imagine really thinking it was real, and how bad that would mess with your mind.
04:18Yeah.
04:18Oh, man.
04:19Million dollars, a lot of money.
04:21Oh, poor guy.
04:22Someone says he looks like Marlon Wayans on Matt.
04:25He kind of does.
04:26Yeah.
04:26Yeah, he does.
04:27No, he definitely does.
04:28You can check out his mugshot again.
04:29It is up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
04:31Mmm.
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