Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Craigslist posting involving a guy offering free rent for something strange in return. Along with listeners, everyone on the show offers up their guesses.
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00:00a listener sent us a craigslist ad from a local guy who is willing to let her live with him for
00:10free but there's a catch yes she emailed him and she knows what the catch is can you figure it out
00:19so here's the ad 24 year old guy looking for a female renter for my house the house is 2,000
00:28square feet with five bedrooms three bathrooms you will have the room that's about 150 square feet
00:35rent-free now the space i repeat is rent-free there is only one condition which i'd rather
00:41tell you only if you're interested it's nothing degrading or bad but it's weird fair warning
00:48probably something you've never heard of hmm what is it see one of these fellas that lives
00:55life as a horse uh-oh uh-oh yeah because i was sure before before you said it wasn't what i was
01:05expecting no no but but it isn't what i was expecting either because i thought this was
01:10going to be clear-cut it was going to be all i need in return is a little sex yeah some sex and
01:16then i might have to take some of your goddamn skin to make a dress i hope you don't mind
01:22this guy's 24 years old and lives in the area you know he listens right especially if he's putting
01:31craigslist ads up like this yeah he's got to listen to our show he's into something weird yeah
01:35he might call and tell us yeah this might help him get a room help him get a room yeah i'd like to
01:41mean anonymous you may have heard of me i like some weird stuff
01:48uh why are people so mean to me on your station it's not degrading at all
01:56just a little left to center buffalo bill calls in that'd be the best day well it's frightening
02:03but awesome uh buffalo bill if you are listening please call 1-855-954-6969 don't call
02:11anonymous what do you think hi anonymous oh hi um i think he wants to watch her sleep
02:19oh god that's so creepy it is but it's not but it's not sexual
02:24hi baby
02:25i just want to tell you how cute you are when you're asleep you're a cute sleeper go ahead and
02:35sleep sleep fall asleep for real i know you're faking it here's some chloroform and i'll help you to
02:46i'll help you sleep does he pretend to be a ghost someone says no um maybe he wants to collect her
02:56toenail clippings oh yes god thank god jars of that get roost he wants to play with dolls with her tea
03:03party style now would you do that one lisa no no tea parties for you it would be weird i feel like
03:09that's she'd she'd do it if i if i brought stella here you were to play dolls lisa it's tea time
03:17high time for tea
03:20he's like indian style
03:23cross legs yeah you like my son hat
03:34your hat and outfit are beautiful oh say something about mine
03:40give me a cup
03:42is a dress on yeah of course yeah of course i made it myself
03:48made of other people james says we've gotten poop on a glass coffee table more times than i expected
03:55yeah like way more times like one time okay i get it yeah but five times five different people think
04:01this guy wants her to poop on a glass coffee table that's the most popular guy people are
04:05into that i just want to do my research okay go wow
04:11all right see you next week hope you like the place
04:19thanks for moving in
04:22nicole what do you think it is
04:27i think he's into puppy play and he wants her to take him for daily walks and play with him
04:32oh boy
04:33come on belly let's go time for your walk
04:36it's time for my walk
04:37here we go i'm so excited
04:39i'm excited
04:40i hope you have treats
04:42yep
04:45thinking his buffalo bill puppy is very
04:47uh-huh
04:48that's crazy
04:48it's really not to think about
04:50but it's not that
04:51it is not that
04:52oh i pooped on the floor
04:53don't get mad i'm so sorry
04:56get the scooper
04:57you
05:02you
05:03you
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