Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a father and son who graduated college together and imagine what it would be like if Chuck and the Bryster went to school together.
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00:00a new jersey father and his son graduated college together over the weekend i saw this story and i
00:15thought what would chuck's life have been like if his dad had gone to college with him that sounds
00:21like an 80s movie it is it's like that rodney dangerfield back to school but the the difference
00:29between like my situation and and say the 80s movie you know back to school the the bryster was not as
00:38cool as rodney dangerfield so he he went to school and became the coolest guy in school yeah you know
00:45what i mean and then i'm the poor son who's like trying to live in the shadow of the bryster
00:50it wouldn't have been that way we i would have been trying to do my college type of stuff and
00:55the bryster's like where are we going where are we going tonight i got my finest jumpsuit on
01:02let's go to the pub my finest let's go to the pub now dave's dad would have been the most yes exactly
01:11yeah great i would have been like dad you have to study
01:17like we're trying to burn one david get out of here yeah exactly there's like three chicks in
01:21his bed cheating off me i'm doing all my dad's homework david do it i just pictured them both
01:27entering the hallway and chuck like kind of holding his face and then the bryster doing his walk making
01:32the noise oh yeah but the thing is too like the bryster be like get in the car boy we're going to
01:37school together you know like every day i would have had to go to school with my dad
01:42parked in the student what music would he have on in the car like what travel his travel music it
01:50would be a 50s it'd be something from 1950s so you know uh some like everly brothers or uh
01:58you know
02:00you do your homework boy you about knock your block off if you didn't i'll knock your block right off
02:19i'm not kidding
02:20oh the traffic's bad huh
02:33shut up boy
02:47oh this is
02:53oh look some chicks
02:57so what are you guys doing after you going to the hop
03:18the car would have smelled of his body wash or body spray yeah no it's english or not english
03:33letter british sterling yeah british sterling oh god a little powerful to you that's the smell of
03:41sex
03:42yeah that is funny music to have play when he violently threatens your life oh yeah that's my
03:52whole life my whole life was solid gold oldies tapes that you got at shell gas station when you filled
04:01up
04:01step on my blue suede
04:06you can do anything but lay off of my blue suede
04:11shut up boy i'll kill you and your brother
04:15where's my bat
04:17you can do anything but lay off of my blue suede
04:31yep that's my life right there that's real and his dad go to school
04:38yesterday's done i got a new solid gold oldies tape
04:44every time we filled up with gas
04:47could you see them pulling into school
05:06oh my god so loud we'd have all the windows down we'd be in a park avenue buick
05:12different than rodney dangerfield
05:14exactly
05:15it's like torture when you think of it
05:29yeah my whole life man
05:31bah bah bah bah
05:34Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!