Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the strange things listeners have done with their parents and Chuck envisions how the scenarios would play out with the Bryster.
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00:00what is the strangest thing you've done with your parents spring break dad and i ended up
00:16banging a pair of fine ladies in the same hotel room the next night we switched girls oh good
00:23times he says yeah that'd be weird i wouldn't want to that's gross i wouldn't want to bang
00:29you mentioned banging a chick in one bed and your dad's banging a chick in the other bed
00:35son
00:36oh chuck in the bryster
00:41what a tag team
00:44what a tag team
00:49it would be disturbing your dad would talk to you during it or no i bet whatever but whatever
00:57he's saying to the girl would really just freak me out you know really freak me out because i have
01:04no idea you know like i have no idea what he what he might be like yeah you know yeah like you don't
01:09know what your dad's like sexually like you just don't know right now you know uh he could be like
01:14a real filthy dirty animal right yeah he could be just a dirty talker and my dad's told me stuff
01:20i'm gonna put my c in here all sorts of stuff you know oh my god yeah oh i hope my dad doesn't use
01:30the c word oh what a weird night oh it would be weird night that's funny when you're like son
01:35how you doing over there boy
01:41makes me uncomfortable just that reenactment alone yeah me too yeah me too weird scene
01:49yeah i'm gonna reach over and try to get that high five and make the eiffel tower official oh yeah
01:54you wanna switch these up
01:56i just saw the text james put up on the screen mother of god this is different than what i
02:06thought we'd get but uh strangest thing definitely qualifies strangest thing you've done with your
02:10parents had to remove a large skin tag from my dad's butthole with fingernail clippers
02:17crush thank you boy thank you boy
02:22charlie charlie charlie get in here
02:29the old man's got a skin tag right on his butt
02:33gotta knock her loose
02:35hold an ice cube on it boy
02:39it's like that
02:41he made it like that brave art scene where he pulls that arrow out of his dad
02:46burns his wound shut
02:49brycer punches you
02:51yeah exactly
02:51i clip it off and he punches me in the face
02:54my brothers are trying to hold him down
02:56i gotta wake you up in the morning
02:58oh
03:00could you do that
03:01i'll do whatever my dad needs
03:02you could cut a skin tag off his butthole
03:04yeah
03:05totally
03:06like i what i wouldn't do
03:08i wouldn't
03:08i would definitely not like
03:10boy
03:11you know the doctor told me i had to put this pill
03:14where the sun doesn't shine
03:16i can't get it
03:17you gotta help
03:18so wait a second
03:19you cut a skin tag off his butthole
03:21but you wouldn't put like a pill up his ass
03:23i would not put a pill up my dad's butt
03:24no
03:25i would not
03:26dude they're so similar
03:27no they're not even close
03:28it's not even close to similar
03:31i think
03:31it is a thousand yards away
03:33why because you're inserting something in his butthole
03:35yes
03:36i am not gonna put my finger or something
03:39in my dad's butt
03:40jody from lake orion is on the riff lines next
03:43hi jody good morning
03:44good morning
03:45we're talking about the strangest thing you've done with your parents
03:48well a few years back my mom decided that she was going to be a swinger
03:54and she would go online and you know how they have all their profiles and whatever to meet up
04:00well she had me take pictures of her in sexy lingerie or nude pictures for her profile
04:09holy cow huh
04:11holy cow
04:12you took nude pictures of your mom for her swinger profile
04:15yes
04:16oh jody
04:18you should have said no
04:19i picture chuck taking pictures of the bryster for his swinger profile
04:23charlie
04:24charlie
04:25listen
04:26ever since your mom has gone and left me
04:30i decided i'm a swinger
04:32i need i'm gonna get a boner
04:36and i need you to capture it
04:40at full steam ahead boy
04:42not blurry
04:44i tried taking all the pictures and they're all shaky
04:48so i need you boy
04:50i need you
04:52and also then i need you to do one of those web doohickey pages for me
04:56on the swinger page
04:58teach me teach me where how to get to it
05:01make it my home page boy
05:04okay here i go
05:08should we do like one of those giphys of me dancing
05:12sure dad
05:16sure dad you want a video
05:19i was on that snapper chat
05:22oh man
05:26okay
05:28snapper chat should be a thing
05:29snapper chat's not bad
05:31i like it