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  • 4/17/2025
Who fought Steak-umms: Mike Tyson or Neil deGrasse Tyson?

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00:00First, though, before we do anything else, though, we've got to talk about...
00:04Science!
00:07That was about as smooth.
00:08Hey, Coop, a little late there, buddy.
00:10I'm sorry.
00:11Was that corrupted as well?
00:12Yeah, yeah.
00:13I'm just going to blame everything on corruption.
00:14Was the export of...
00:16Science!
00:17Was that corrupted?
00:18That's why it was...
00:19Yeah, yeah.
00:19But it's fixed now.
00:20It just fixed it.
00:20That was a little better.
00:21Okay, we're going to talk about...
00:23Science!
00:25That's the timing I'm looking for there, pal.
00:28All right, Froggy, I asked you...
00:29Sure.
00:30...to give me a list of celebrity scientists.
00:32Now, folks, this is a celebrity scientist who has...
00:38Scientist!
00:41This guy, I guess, has been in a previous little war with Steakums.
00:47I know this sounds like it's bizarre.
00:49I know it sounds like we're in a parallel universe here, but a well-known scientist in
00:55a fight with Steakums.
00:56There's the delicious, waffle-thin, little beef steak, a Philly cheesesteak component.
01:03It's sliced ribeye.
01:04I mean, and Steakum makes a really good sandwich.
01:07I don't know if it's sliced ribeye.
01:09That's what it is.
01:09It's ribeye meat.
01:10We used to have Steakums once a week.
01:12That was one of our...
01:12It was like our Friday night meal when I was a kid.
01:14That was a staple.
01:15You put them in a frying pan, some cheese and onions on it.
01:17That's really good.
01:18All right, here's the deal.
01:18So how does a scientist get into a fight with Steakums?
01:21Just bizarre.
01:23You're not on shrooms.
01:24You're not on acid right now.
01:25Yes, someone got into a fight with Steakums.
01:27It's like Hot Pockets tweeting about quantum physics.
01:29Over Twitter.
01:31Yeah.
01:33You eat Hot Pockets as well?
01:35Yeah.
01:36All right, Froggy, give me the list of celebrity scientists and see if...
01:38Let me see if the celebrity scientists that got into the fight with Steakums is on your list.
01:42Go ahead.
01:43Well, if we're going to go with the PBS-type scientists, we can go all the way back to Mr. Wizard,
01:47but I believe he's dead.
01:48Okay.
01:49Not Mr. Wizard.
01:50Go ahead.
01:51How about Beekman's World?
01:54Nope.
01:54No?
01:55Okay.
01:55How about the most famous scientist, Bill Nye, the science guy?
01:59Bill.
01:59Bill?
01:59Good guess.
02:00Nope.
02:00It is not.
02:01All right.
02:01Dude, you're running out.
02:02Go ahead.
02:03How about the guy with the mustache?
02:04I forget his name.
02:05Who's that?
02:06Describe him.
02:06What does he look like?
02:07Not Mike Tyson.
02:09No, is his name Mike Tyson?
02:10Does his name him as the boxer?
02:11Wait a sec.
02:12Wait a sec.
02:13Describe him.
02:13What does he look like?
02:13Tyson Fury.
02:14No, that's a boxer, too.
02:15What am I doing?
02:17Mustache.
02:18Tattoo on his face.
02:19Kind of like poofy hair.
02:21Nice looking man.
02:22Very smart.
02:23Black eye?
02:24Yes.
02:26Mike Tyson?
02:27Yes!
02:27What's his name?
02:28It's not Mike Tyson.
02:29It's Neil deGrasse Tyson.
02:31Oh, my gosh.
02:32Neil deGrasse Tyson.
02:33Your description described both Mike Tyson and Neil deGrasse Tyson.
02:37Does Neil deGrasse have a face tattoo?
02:38I don't know.
02:39It's Neil deGrasse Tyson.
02:40Is it a fight with Steakums?
02:42It's like, what the heck is going on here?
02:44I guess there was some kind of deal back in 2018.
02:49Their skirmish started in 2018.
02:52And Neil deGrasse Tyson tweeted out something science-related.
02:56And Steakums tweeted, who cares?
03:00It's awesome.
03:01Seriously.
03:02So they quote his tweet, some science tweet.
03:06Oh, it was a fun fact.
03:08It was like, the 13 letters of 11 plus 2, when rearranged, also spells 12 plus 1, all of which amounts to the number 13.
03:18Like kind of an anagram-y thing.
03:20Yeah, who cares?
03:20So wait a minute.
03:21So Steakums are the official Steakums account.
03:24They take his tweet.
03:26They retweet it with a comment.
03:27Who cares?
03:28That was 2018.
03:29And now the latest is that Neil deGrasse Tyson puts out another tweet.
03:39Neil deGrasse Tyson puts out a tweet that says, the good thing about science is that it's true, whether or not you believe in it.
03:47And then Steakums retweeted that with the comment, log off, bro.
03:52Oh my God.
03:53Would they hire some surfer stoner?
03:56Log off, bro.
03:59Hey, man.
04:01Listen to you.
04:01I'm going to take care of your social media.
04:05No, but then it takes a twist, right?
04:07It gets like a highbrow intellectual debate.
04:09And Steakums is coming after Neil deGrasse Tyson with all these scientific theories.
04:14What the heck is going on?
04:15It's crazy.
04:16Hey, log off, bro.
04:18Log off, bro.
04:19Oh my God.
04:20I love Steakums.
04:20He's like the director of the Hayden Planetarium at the American Museum of Natural History in New York on Central Park West.
04:25And they serve Steakum in the cafeteria.
04:27I don't know if they do that.
04:28In a little cafe.
04:29Yeah, that's it.
04:30That's it.

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