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When her niece's son is framed for possession of an ecstasy tablet, Hetty goes undercover in his school as a cafeteria worker to clear him. Starring: Patricia Routledge, Dominic Monaghan, Derek Benfield.
When her niece's son is framed for possession of an ecstasy tablet, Hetty goes undercover in his school as a cafeteria worker to clear him. Starring: Patricia Routledge, Dominic Monaghan, Derek Benfield.
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00:00The End
00:20Leave me!
00:23Leave me be!
00:30The End
00:53Make him leave me be!
00:55Do you hear?
01:00Come on!
01:02Come on!
01:04No!
01:08No, no, no!
01:09No!
02:09Oh, what?
02:11I'm going to work.
02:14You want this?
02:16Oh.
02:18What's this?
02:21A reminder of your decorating duties.
02:24Oh, okay.
02:26Don't worry if you change your mind about paint colours or anything.
02:31You can ring me.
02:33On your new toy.
02:35Only if you really want to.
02:36Oh, I was bringing it.
02:38Oh, I was bringing it.
02:54I was bringing it.
02:55I've survived, Robert.
02:56I've replied to my advert.
02:57Can you believe it?
02:59From Whitby?
03:00Yes, yes, from Kate, my cousin.
03:02My long-lost relative.
03:04I've found her, Robert.
03:05She's written.
03:06She's moved from Whitby, as a matter of fact, to a little village called Kirk.
03:11Kirkwell, that's it.
03:13She's widowed.
03:15Owns a pet shop.
03:16How long is it since you've seen her?
03:18Oh, not since we were at school together.
03:20Oh, you must invite her over.
03:22Too late.
03:23She's invited us.
03:24To Yorkshire?
03:25We don't have to have passports.
03:27Oh, think of it, Robert.
03:29Sea hair, crab salads, lobster.
03:31What do you say?
03:32We've nothing much on.
03:33Well, I have.
03:34Sorry, I've this article to write.
03:36There's a deadline.
03:37We journalists work to them, and I don't want my article to be in late.
03:41Oh, I understand, Robert.
03:42I've got to do some research into that dodgy roofing company.
03:45I can't believe this.
03:47I've found somebody from me family.
03:49I thought they'd all passed on.
03:51Kate Fielding.
03:54Oh, she did turn a good skipping rope.
03:57Salt, mustard, vinegar, pepper.
04:00Mustard, vinegar, pepper, salt.
04:03Mustard, vinegar, pepper, salt.
04:06Mustard, vinegar, pepper, salt.
04:08Mustard, vinegar, pepper.
04:12Oh, it looks just like Lancashire, really.
04:17Oh, Mrs. Mainthrop.
04:19Where?
04:20In my pocket.
04:21It's my mobile phone.
04:22Oh, goodness.
04:23Can you answer it?
04:24Oh, I don't know.
04:25We're not supposed to use them when we're driving.
04:26What do you do?
04:27Oh, blue book.
04:28Blue book.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Hello?
04:31Janet!
04:32No, we're driving to a village near Whitby.
04:35Yes, he's with me.
04:37Tell her I'll be back tonight, late.
04:39He'll be back tonight.
04:41Oh, it's gone.
04:46Oh, it's dead as a dodo.
04:48Loss of signal.
04:49It can happen.
04:50Yes.
04:51When we were girls, Kate and I, we'd talk to each other through two tin cans and a length
04:57of string.
04:58Our mobile phone.
05:00It worked every time.
05:02Hello?
05:03Mrs. Susan Dent.
05:04Yes?
05:05Robert Wainthrop.
05:06You telephoned the echo.
05:07Hello?
05:08You're the reporter?
05:09Yes.
05:10So I said to my husband, oh, he's at work in case you're wondering, well, having the
05:35roof spray from the inside seems a good idea.
05:38Styro-Protect, we're giving a good discount, and I always like a good discount.
05:42Sorry, sorry.
05:43Not so fast.
05:44My pencil's on fire.
05:46So this company, Styro-Protect, sprayed this plastic stuff all over your loft as insulation
05:53and protection?
05:54Yes.
05:55Well, it was fine at first.
05:57It cost a few hundred.
05:58But what's money when it comes to your house?
06:00How much exactly?
06:02Four hundred and seventeen pounds and sixty-seven pence.
06:05Is that exact enough?
06:06Yes, thank you.
06:09When did the trouble start?
06:11Well, I said to my husband, there's a funny, musty smell coming from somewhere.
06:17And when we went up to the loft to look, their plastic stuff was eating its way into the
06:22structure of our house.
06:24There was rain coming in.
06:26That was the smell.
06:27Dump!
06:28Well, we were devastated.
06:32It cost Tom a lot of lettuce to have it put right.
06:35Lettuce?
06:36Money.
06:37Lettuce.
06:38A lot of lettuce.
06:40It's a line from Guys and Dolls.
06:43I played Adelaide.
06:44I got a great review from your paper.
06:47Said I had a modicum of talent.
06:49A lot of lettuce.
06:51Well, I didn't dare ask him how much.
06:54I twisted up his arm in the first place to have it done.
06:57So, the damage was rectified by you, can I say, at considerable expense?
07:03You certainly can.
07:06I want you to tell your readers just what's going on with those swindlers of Styroprotec.
07:12I will.
07:13I will.
07:14You mentioned another couple-
07:17Ham and Eric Pardew, yes.
07:18There's their address and details.
07:20They'll show you the havoc caused by these con merchants.
07:23They're not broken from me, I just said yes.
07:24navigator signals.
07:25They're the one who's been locked.
07:26It's closed.
07:27It's closed.
07:28I can't hide.
07:29You're the one who's even locked down.
07:30It's closed.
07:31It's closed.
07:32It's closed.
07:33G minutes.
07:34It's closed.
07:35Scenny's open.
07:36It's closed.
07:37The door is closed.
07:38But I'll don't know, definitely.
07:39It's closed.
07:40It's closed, it's closed.
07:41But I'm closed.
07:42It's closed.
07:43It's closed.
07:44It's closed.
07:45It's closed.
07:46The shop is open, Mrs. Winthrop.
07:56I wonder if we'll still like each other.
07:59It's been an age.
08:00It's been an age.
08:30It's been an age.
08:31Kate Fielding.
08:35Oh, Hetty.
08:41The years I've been kind to you.
08:43You look well, Kate.
08:45Count me blessings.
08:47Is this your son?
08:49No, no.
08:50Derek's in Australia.
08:52This is Geoffrey, my partner.
08:54Partner in crime.
08:55I run a detective agency.
08:57Not come to arrest me, I hope.
09:00No, not today. I'm off duty.
09:09We've a lifetime's news to catch up on.
09:12We certainly have.
09:21Still keeping up your music, I see.
09:30No, I'm not mad. I'm not.
09:46I'm sorry I never met your husband.
10:02A freak wave, they said.
10:04He loved his fishing.
10:05Always bringing lobsters home.
10:08I've never had one since.
10:11Joe was a good man.
10:13He cared for me.
10:14He set me up in my little shop as if...
10:17as if he knew what was coming.
10:19Now, Kate.
10:21Oh, look at me.
10:23I bring you on a day out,
10:25and here I am, bluthering away.
10:28Come on.
10:31All right, Janet?
10:32I've got you a tea.
10:33OK, thanks.
10:34What's wrong, love?
10:47Something in your tea?
10:48Yeah.
10:49Lots of rats around here, Warren.
10:51Oh, look at that.
11:06Restless today.
11:08A wind.
11:10Fishermen out there.
11:12Shadows on the sea.
11:16We must get you back to your shop.
11:18I've kept you away long enough.
11:21Terrible.
11:23Don't you think it's terrible?
11:24They won't do it for fraud, shysters.
11:26Have you complained to anyone?
11:27Who do?
11:28This styro-protect company
11:29would have changed its name three times by now.
11:31At least.
11:32Moved on.
11:33Blackburn.
11:34Bolton, even.
11:35Swindlers, write this down.
11:37It's a scoop.
11:37Win you an award.
11:39Pam and Eric.
11:41Pardew.
11:41P-A-R-D-E-W.
11:46Go on, young girl.
11:48Come here.
11:49Come here.
11:49There.
11:50Hello.
11:51Oh, George.
11:57And you're here to go.
12:04At Nuss, Tom.
12:06What is it?
12:07My father heard his voice.
12:08I won't go to him.
12:09I won't.
12:10At Nuss, your father's been dead long since.
12:13Heard his voice.
12:14Yes, I know I did. I didn't imagine.
12:17This is my cousin Hetty. She's a private investigator.
12:21How do you do?
12:22I'm all right now.
12:24Are you sure? I should open up my shop.
12:27Yes. Go, go.
12:30I'm Agnes Stubbs, Miss.
12:34Whatever must you think of me?
12:36You'd better get back to your shop. I'll stay with Miss Stubbs. Is that all right?
12:40You're brave. Most folk here think I'm off me head.
12:44It was a public house once.
12:48My father brought out the license.
12:51He was a strict teetotaler.
12:53He must be hungry with me.
12:55Why?
12:56Because I've sinned.
13:05Hey.
13:09Where the hell have you been?
13:10I'm sorry.
13:12Sorry.
13:14I'm not a big fan of the supernatural, Miss Stubbs.
13:21But that's a solid wall.
13:24Yes?
13:25Well, it seems so, yes.
13:27Yes.
13:28This is me tortured chamber.
13:47I suffer here, day and night.
13:49You say you hear voices?
13:51Shouts.
13:53Laughter.
13:55The growl of a hound.
13:57My father calling me.
13:59And the voice you hear is angry.
14:01Oh, yes.
14:02Last month, I was offered strong drink.
14:07I succumbed.
14:08What drink did you have?
14:09What drink did you have?
14:11Sherry.
14:13I didn't like it.
14:16My father must have been watching me.
14:18First, he sent a pad foot.
14:20Now, he summons me, his elf.
14:22Pad foot.
14:24A few nights back, I saw a man outside with a dog by the wall.
14:30I'd thrown ashes at the moon.
14:33Ashes at the moon?
14:34Why?
14:35If you're being haunted, it's supposed to free you from the boggarts.
14:40Boggarts.
14:41Demon.
14:44Spirit.
14:46Devil.
14:49When your time is nigh, you see the devil's dog.
14:54A pad foot.
14:56So the story goes.
14:57It's just a story, that's all.
15:00You think so?
15:01Yes, I do.
15:03You investigate things, Kate said.
15:07Things of this world, yes.
15:09Will you investigate me?
15:12You?
15:12Yes.
15:14Find out if I'm being haunted or I'm simply going mad.
15:28Hello?
15:30Hello?
15:32Hold on.
15:35Mrs. Wainthrop.
15:37You're breaking up.
15:39Hello?
15:40What?
15:41Where?
15:43Wait.
15:44Hello?
15:46Hello?
15:49Oh, that's better.
15:51I can hear you now, Mrs. Wainthrop.
15:54Kirkwell.
15:56Yes, of course I can.
15:58No, no.
15:59Janet will understand.
16:00It's work.
16:01Okay, I'll be there as soon as I can.
16:04Bye.
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16:57Jeff!
16:59Jeff!
17:00He's done a bunk.
17:17What?
17:18I overheard him talking on his mobile to a woman.
17:21I'm sorry if that upsets you.
17:23It doesn't?
17:24Locked out, are you?
17:26You're locked out.
17:27Allow me.
17:36There you are.
17:38Little lady.
17:39What have you done?
17:40You great lunk!
17:41Hey, no props.
17:42Have a screwdriver and a chisel.
17:44The damage will be repaired.
17:46I did a course on joinery.
17:48Who are you?
17:50Your neighbour.
17:51Cow.
17:52P.
17:53Unsworth.
17:54What's the P for?
17:55Power.
17:56What's the P for?
17:57Power.
17:59What?
18:00I hate you.
18:01What's the P for?
18:02What's the P.
18:03What's the P.
18:04What is the P for?
18:05All right.
18:07Good.
18:08What?
18:09My brother.
18:10I've had a condol.
18:11Let me go.
18:13Have a good time.
18:15Go ahead.
18:16Come on Dad.
18:17Oh no.
18:18No.
18:19No!
18:20No!
18:21No!
18:22No!
18:23Hello. Hello.
18:44Oh, Mrs. Rainthrop. I thought there was no one. Kate's off, gadding. Did anybody see you arrive?
18:51No, I don't think so. Good. I've got your secret lodgings for the night.
19:01Who... who's there?
19:05It's only me, Miss Stubbs. Geoffrey, the lodger. I'm just going to be downstairs. If you hear anything, I'll hear it too. Okay?
19:15Goodnight.
19:16Goodnight.
19:21Miss Stubbs? Are you okay?
19:22You heard them? The devil's dog?
19:23Yes, I did.
19:24Oh.
19:25Oh.
19:26Oh.
19:27Oh.
19:28Oh.
19:29Oh.
19:30Oh.
19:31Oh.
19:32Oh.
19:33Yeah, Jane.
19:34Oh!
19:35Oh.
19:36Oh, I'm not mad at that.
19:38Miss Stubbs, are you okay?
19:47You heard them?
19:48The devil's dog?
19:49Yes, I did.
19:50Oh, I'm not mad at that.
20:01It's kind of you to come and see me.
20:04We need to take instructions, Miss Stubbs.
20:11Instructions?
20:11Oh.
20:13Oh.
20:14Oh, yes.
20:16I asked you to find out if I was off me chump.
20:21You heard the dog?
20:24Yes, I did.
20:26Scary.
20:26Ah, that's all right.
20:29You say that you've actually seen the dog as well as heard it.
20:33A couple of nights ago.
20:36Pied foot.
20:38I think we must try to find a rational explanation for all this.
20:43I've lived here too long.
20:46All my life in that horrible old house.
20:49Can you not move?
20:51Start somewhere fresh?
20:54Missed me a chance.
20:56Should have taken it.
20:59But I wouldn't sell.
21:01Who wanted to buy?
21:03Those Shadwell brothers.
21:06Turned up from red car a few years back.
21:10Kept knocking at my door.
21:13Until I told them I was staying put.
21:18Give me two days, Miss Stubbs.
21:20And I'll send this Padfoot death dog, whatever you call it, away with its tail between its legs.
21:28Oh!
21:47Hello?
21:48Hello?
21:48hello
21:55hello
21:56I'm looking for a Mr. Shadwell
22:01we're called that
22:04aye
22:06both will
22:08I'm a close friend of Miss Agnes Stubbs
22:11who are I?
22:14she's wondering if you're still interested in purchasing her property
22:17she's asked me to negotiate
22:20I've worked as an estate agent
22:22we need to think on it
22:24we'll kind of pay a top whack
22:26oi Nimrod
22:28get off that net
22:29sorry
22:31I'm sure we can discuss
22:34a fair price
22:35aye
22:36we'll pass it on
22:39yeah
22:41see ya
22:43thanks for your time
22:48oh I'm staying with Kate Heppel
22:54you heard
22:55problems?
23:02from those two
23:04you never know
23:05she might pistol whip us with her pension book
23:08Kirkwell's one of those places where everyone seems to know everyone else's business
23:14great place for smuggling in the old days this you know
23:21the whole coast was notorious for it
23:25secret passages
23:32fancy a laugh?
23:48what?
23:49oh
23:59oh
24:03oh
24:09oh
24:11oh
24:15Janet what's happening?
24:31I didn't notice they were chained up
24:33you won't forget a check next time will you?
24:36it won't happen again Mr Halliwell
24:38this lot's got to be cleared up
24:40and on the road by four o'clock
24:42it will be
24:43right
24:48I've had enough of you no marks
24:50get that lot cleared now
24:51or I won't cover for you any longer
24:53are you?
24:54what is your problem?
24:55have you got something against women drivers
24:57or is it just women?
24:58girly power is it?
24:59oh lay off him Janet
25:00it's only because he fancies you
25:02me?
25:04fancy her?
25:05yeah
25:06now let's get this floor cleared up
25:07sorry
25:10perhaps that was an entrance
25:17could have been
25:18let's keep going
25:21just a minute
25:35the other day
25:38cousin Kate
25:38did a disappearing act
25:40round there
25:41for the lobsters these things
26:01for the lobsters these things
26:05Mrs Rainthrop
26:16well done Geoffrey
26:24well done Geoffrey
26:26well done Geoffrey
26:27yes
26:39hold the front page
26:42go
26:48go
26:49take it
26:50watch
26:52close
27:04come
27:04come
27:06up
27:08Geoffrey.
27:37Geoffrey.
28:07Oh.
28:08Are you all right?
28:09Yeah.
28:10Is that you or have you turned into a ghost?
28:12Sorry if I scared you, Mrs. Waincrop.
28:13I slipped.
28:14Where are you?
28:15You seem very close.
28:16I think I am.
28:17Very close.
28:18You want me to go on exploring?
28:20There's more tunnels.
28:21No, no need to, Geoffrey.
28:22We best get back.
28:23Kate will be wondering where we are.
28:24OK.
28:25At least we can put Agnes's mind to rest.
28:27Janet.
28:28Look.
28:29I know what happened earlier.
28:30Now, loyalty's all very well.
28:31But you just look after yourself.
28:32OK.
28:33Listen.
28:34Let's you and me have a chat sometime.
28:35OK.
28:36I know what happened earlier.
28:37Now, loyalty's all very well.
28:38But you just look after yourself.
28:39OK.
28:40Listen.
28:41I'll let you and me have a chat sometime.
28:42OK.
28:43See you tomorrow.
28:44Bye.
28:45I found him down by the beck.
28:46Someone's pet.
28:47Probably.
28:48Probably.
28:49Probably.
28:50Probably.
28:51Maybe.
28:52Maybe.
28:53Maybe.
28:54Maybe.
28:55Maybe.
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28:59Maybe.
29:00Maybe.
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29:02Maybe.
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29:05Maybe.
29:06Maybe.
29:07Maybe.
29:08Maybe.
29:09Maybe.
29:10Then you're lucky it's still alive.
29:11Shy, isn't he?
29:12Well, he did say hello once.
29:14Stuck his neck out.
29:16He had some strange markings.
29:19Yellow stripes.
29:20Maybe a bit of red.
29:22Kids paint them.
29:23I shouldn't worry.
29:24It's nothing rare or special.
29:27I'll make sure he's taken care of.
29:31Where have you been, Hetty?
29:33I missed you today.
29:35Oh, here and there.
29:36Enjoying meself.
29:37Good.
29:39Oh, I had a word with Ben, the choir master,
29:42about you singing a solo with us.
29:44A what?
29:45You have such a lovely voice.
29:46But I... I've not sung in years.
29:50But I promise, the choir, I said how special you were.
29:53Oh, Kate.
29:55Hetty, I'll look such a fool if you're not there.
29:58And you must come and see her too, Geoffrey.
30:01Though I'm afraid I shan't be able to.
30:04I have to be in Whitby.
30:08Hiya.
30:15Little lady.
30:16Just wanted to make sure you get in okay.
30:19Yeah, well, I've got my key tonight.
30:20I can manage to turn it all by my little self.
30:23Just wanted to make sure
30:24that my repairs were...
30:27hunky-dory.
30:29Allow me, Janet.
30:36Yes?
30:37Perfect fit.
30:39Yeah, well, thanks.
30:40A bit like you and me.
30:42What?
30:42Such a perfect fit.
30:44Everything all right, Janet?
30:46Robert!
30:47Robert!
30:47Hey, Robert, I'm dead glad to see you.
30:50How are you?
30:50I'm fine.
30:53Is this a bad moment to call?
30:55No!
30:55No.
30:57Little lady had a bit of a lock-up problem last night.
31:00I hope they're out.
31:00Look, I was just checking that everything was, er, hunky-dory.
31:05And is it?
31:07Yeah.
31:08Now.
31:08Now, use your magic mobile and get in touch with Robert.
31:19He had a friend once who kept tortoises and terrapins.
31:22Sam, I think his name was.
31:24Describe those neck markings to him.
31:27See what he says.
31:28You don't believe your cousin, Mrs. Wainthrop?
31:30Well, illogical things bother me, Geoffrey.
31:35Kate said children paint the necks.
31:38But the first sight of a paintbrush at Tortoise had put his head in.
31:42And all that hoo-ha about me singing a solo with the choir.
31:47And Kate not there.
31:49I think something's going on tomorrow night.
31:51And I need to put my mind at rest.
31:54I'll be pleased to make the call, Mrs. Wainthrop.
31:57I thought you might be.
31:58Now, you'd better go in.
32:01You don't want to be late for choir practice.
32:09Well, what do you think?
32:11It's strong stuff.
32:13Are you sure of your facts?
32:14Oh, yes.
32:16Two separate couples said the same thing.
32:18Damage, high cost of repair.
32:21It's an expose, you see.
32:22It certainly is.
32:24Ah, you don't like my prose style.
32:26No, it's good.
32:28It's just, I hope it's not too strong.
32:32You've only spoken to two people.
32:35Don't you need a bit more evidence before you go to print?
32:37Ah, Mr. Wainthrop.
32:45I've just got in.
32:46Everything's all right with you and Hetty.
32:48Oh, good.
32:51Yeah?
32:52Sam?
32:53Yes?
32:55Oh, right.
32:55Hang on a minute.
32:59Tortoise.
33:00Yellow stripes.
33:03Red spot.
33:04I've got to go, Mr. Wainthrop.
33:08You've got my mobile number?
33:09I'll get back to you.
33:10Bye.
33:10Bye.
33:10Bye.
33:10Bye.
33:10Bye.
33:11Bye.
33:11Bye.
33:11Bye.
33:11Bye.
33:12Bye.
33:12Bye.
33:13Bye.
33:13Bye.
33:13Bye.
33:13Bye.
33:14Bye.
33:14Bye.
33:14Bye.
33:15Bye.
33:15Bye.
33:15Bye.
33:15Bye.
33:16Bye.
33:16Bye.
33:16Bye.
33:16Bye.
33:17Bye.
33:17Bye.
33:17Bye.
33:17Bye.
33:18Bye.
33:18Bye.
33:18Bye.
33:18Bye.
33:19Bye.
33:19Bye.
33:20Bye.
33:20Bye.
33:20Bye.
33:20Bye.
33:21Bye.
33:21Bye.
33:22Bye.
33:22Bye.
33:23Bye.
33:23Bye.
33:24Bye.
33:24Bye.
33:25Bye.
33:25Bye.
33:25Bye.
33:26Bye.
33:27Bye.
33:27Bye.
33:28Bye.
33:29Bye.
33:29Bye.
33:29Bye.
33:30Bye.
33:31Oh, my God.
34:01Oh, my God.
34:31Oh, my God.
35:02It's a terrapin, actually.
35:04Very rare.
35:05Oh, and you're not allowed to import them without a licence.
35:08It's just for the afternoon.
35:11I need to help a family friend out.
35:13This company your friend's investigating?
35:17Styropotec.
35:18I don't want him to get into trouble over what he writes about them.
35:21I just want to make sure that his facts are right.
35:25I'll tell you what.
35:26Try company's house.
35:28They'll send you a chapter and verse on any company you like.
35:31I think they charge about six quid for a balance sheet.
35:33I'll just find you the number.
35:34Right.
35:35Thanks.
35:36I won't need the afternoon off, then.
35:38That's what I thought.
35:39On a hill far away stood an old rugged cross
35:48The emblem of suffering and shame.
35:56And I love that old cross
36:02Where the gilers tend the best
36:07For a world of lost sinners must remain
36:15So I'll cherish the old rugged cross
36:25Till my trophies at last I lay down
36:33And it came to the old rugged cross
36:41And exchange it someday for a crown
36:51And exchange it someday for a crown
36:51Is it all right?
37:12Of course it's all right.
37:13It's asleep.
37:14Don't touch.
37:14She's come alone.
37:15Well, get it out of there, quick.
37:18Come on.
37:19To me.
37:19I'll cherish the old rugged cross
37:39Till my trophies at last I lay down
37:48I will cling to the old rugged cross
37:50I will cling to the old rugged cross
37:55I will cling to the old rugged cross
37:57And exchange it someday for a crown
38:01I will cling to the old rugged cross
38:03And exchange it someday for a crown
38:08I will cling to the old rugged cross
38:11I will cling to the old rugged cross
38:14And exchange it someday for a crown
38:15I don't know.
38:45Good morning, Kate.
39:04Hetty.
39:05Hetty, I...
39:07I'm looking after them for collectors.
39:12You're importing rare species illegally.
39:15No, Hetty.
39:16Isn't this a pit bull terrier?
39:18That's not legal, is it?
39:21Is it?
39:26You always did find me out even when we were girls together.
39:29I should have known.
39:31Can I talk to you?
39:33Please, Hetty.
39:34Joe didn't leave much.
39:47The shop hardly brings in anything.
39:49I was...
39:49I was desperate for money.
39:51Dave Scarry was full of sympathy, said he'd like to help.
39:55He tricked me, Hetty.
39:57He said, would I help him to import a few harmless tortoises?
40:03He paid well.
40:04And then he wanted me to use the business to help him smuddle in other rare species.
40:13And then the dogs arrived.
40:15Fighting dogs for betting.
40:17I tried to say no, but I was trapped.
40:22An accomplice.
40:24His accomplice.
40:26How do these animals get here?
40:28From the foreign ships.
40:31The Shadwells pretend to go out for lobsters and collect the animals from beyond the three-mile limit.
40:38So that's why this scary fellow wants to buy Miss Stubbs' house.
40:44So convenient.
40:45It's a perfect place to hide the animals and pass them on.
40:49Oh, I'd get out of this business if I could.
40:52Honestly, Hetty.
40:53I would.
40:54But these dogs bring £5,000.
40:58All for profit.
41:00You wouldn't tell anyone.
41:02The police or anyone like that.
41:04You wouldn't rat on me.
41:09Good morning, little lady.
41:13Your mail.
41:14Just thought I'd bring it up.
41:16Thanks.
41:17Shouldn't you get dressed?
41:21Care to watch me at the weights?
41:22Not before breakfast.
41:46Mr. Wathrop!
41:47Mr. Wathrop!
41:48We're family, Hetty.
42:03Blood, I can't allow it to go on.
42:06It won't.
42:06Not with me.
42:07Because of what you've done, the Shadwells have done a flit.
42:10I know that.
42:11But they'll set up again somewhere else until the police find them.
42:15When you wrote to me, I was overjoyed.
42:18But you lied to me, Kate.
42:19You didn't care what disease those animals brought into the country.
42:23And you've cast a doubt on Agnes Stubbs' sanity.
42:26I'll make it up to a Hetty.
42:28It's a criminal offence and you know it.
42:30And what am I going to do now?
42:32Stop it!
42:38Wait!
42:39Stop!
42:42Janet, what is it?
42:44That company.
42:46Styropatec.
42:47Their agents might have set you up.
42:49Set me up?
42:51For what?
42:53Libel.
42:54Your what?
42:55I got the report and balance sheets.
42:57They've sued people for libel a number of times.
43:00Always provincial newspapers.
43:02It's not conclusive proof, but it's worth holding back from, isn't it?
43:06They've led me on.
43:08Let me write an article based on lies.
43:11So they can sue the newspaper, yeah?
43:13That's disgraceful.
43:19Someone should write about this.
43:25I never did get me lobster salad.
43:41Let's go home, Geoffrey.
43:55Oh, sorry to scare you, little lady.
44:01Hey, where's that little guy?
44:04He'll be home any time now.
44:06You know, if he weren't around, there'd be chances for you and me to, er, cosy up.
44:13He'd like that, Janet.
44:14You reckon?
44:15Well, he's a bit on the small side, isn't he?
44:20For a girl, like you.
44:22He can look after himself.
44:26That's what the mouse said as they brought down the mallet.
44:28Is that a threat?
44:51Jan.
44:51What is it?
45:00What's happened?
45:02It's me.
45:04I've made a mistake.
45:06We shouldn't have decided to live together, not here.
45:10You said you loved it.
45:12You had plans to paint, to paper.
45:16Oh, Geoff, I just don't want you to get hurt, that's all.
45:20We haven't met.
45:43I'm Geoff, I'm Geoff Shawcross.
45:45I'm...
45:45I know who you are.
45:47Carl P. Unsworth.
45:49My girlfriend, Janet, told me.
45:51And did she tell you anything else?
45:53Little man.
45:54She seemed to think I should be careful of you.
45:59Can't think why.
46:01Little lady knows who has the power.
46:03Power isn't in muscle.
46:05It's here.
46:07Understand one thing, Carl.
46:11Janet doesn't like being bothered by you.
46:14She'd rather you left her alone.
46:16So would I.
46:22There are laws against that kind of thing.
46:25Don't make me use them.
46:27It's very good, Robert, but it's on a different subject, isn't it?
46:53Ah, sue thy neighbour.
46:55Everybody's doing it.
46:56It's become a national pastime.
46:58I've said things against the whole nasty business.
47:01Ah, good for you.
47:03And what about you, love?
47:04I'm sorry things didn't work out with your cousin Kate.
47:07Oh, they did at first.
47:09It was after.
47:10Well, you can't choose who's to be in your family, can you?
47:14No, unfortunately.
47:17You don't think this article's too outspoken?
47:19No, no, no.
47:22What's that noise?
47:23Nothing.
47:24You're hearing things, Hetty.
47:26There's no secret passages here.
47:28I hope not.
47:30I...
47:31Shh.
47:32Oh, but there are voices.
47:35There's somebody in the house.
47:36It's these two, the little devils.
47:45What's this?
47:45We heard you were partial to lobster.
47:47Oh, I am.
47:48I love it.
47:49I've owned him in Kirkwell.
47:50Isn't that wonderful?
47:53Are we to eat it now?
47:54Yeah, of course.
47:55Oh, what a treat.
48:00Robert, who needs long-lost relatives when I've got not only you, but Geoffrey and Janet as well.
48:06This will be our family celebration.
48:09Ha, ha, ha.
48:11Oh.