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While visiting a cousin whom she hasn't seen in years, Hetty investigates an elderly woman's complaints of a ghostly dog while Robert works to expose a home repair fraud. Starring: Patricia Routledge, Dominic Monaghan, Derek Benfield.
While visiting a cousin whom she hasn't seen in years, Hetty investigates an elderly woman's complaints of a ghostly dog while Robert works to expose a home repair fraud. Starring: Patricia Routledge, Dominic Monaghan, Derek Benfield.
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00:00The End
00:20Leave me!
00:23Leave me be!
00:30Make him leave me be!
00:54Do you hear?
01:00No!
02:00Geoff?
02:05You getting up or what?
02:12I'm going to work.
02:15You want this?
02:18What's this?
02:21A reminder of your decorating duties.
02:25Oh, okay.
02:27Don't worry if you change your mind about paint colours or anything.
02:32You can ring me.
02:34On your new toy.
02:36Only if you really want to.
02:40Oh, I was bringing it.
02:55It's arrived, Robert. I replied to my advert. Can you believe it?
02:59From Whitby?
03:00Yes, yes, from Kate, my cousin. My long-lost relative. I've found her, Robert. She's written.
03:07She's moved from Whitby, as a matter of fact, to a little village called Kirk. Kirkwell, that's it.
03:14She's widowed. Owns a pet shop.
03:17How long is it since you've seen her?
03:19Oh, not since we were at school together.
03:21Oh, you must invite her over.
03:23Too late. She's invited us.
03:24To Yorkshire?
03:25We don't have to have passports.
03:27Oh, think of it, Robert. Sea hair, crab salads, lobster. What do you say? We've nothing much on.
03:33Well, I have. Sorry, I have this article to write. There's a deadline. We journalists work to them, and I don't want my article to be in late.
03:41Oh, I understand, Robert. I've got to do some research into that dodgy roofing company.
03:45I can't believe this. I've found somebody from me family. I thought they'd all passed on. Kate Fielding.
03:55Oh, she did turn a good skipping rope. Salt, mustard, vinegar.
04:00Salt, mustard, vinegar, pepper, salt, mustard, vinegar, pepper, salt, mustard, vinegar, pepper, salt, mustard, vinegar, pepper.
04:13Oh, it looks just like Lancashire, really.
04:18Oh, Mrs. Wainthrop. Where? In my pocket. It's my mobile phone.
04:22Oh, goodness. Can you answer it? Oh, I don't know.
04:25We're not supposed to use them when we're driving. What do you do?
04:28Oh, blue button.
04:30Yeah. Hello? Janet!
04:33No, we're driving to a village near Whitby. Yes, he's with me.
04:38Tell her I'll be back tonight, late.
04:40He'll be back tonight.
04:42Oh, it's gone.
04:47Oh, it's dead as a dodo.
04:49Loss of signal. It can happen.
04:51Yes.
04:53When we were girls, Kate and I, we'd talk to each other through two tin cans and a length of string.
04:59Our mobile phone.
05:01It worked every time.
05:04Hello?
05:05Mrs. Susan Dent.
05:07Yes?
05:08Robert Wainthrop.
05:09You telephoned the Echo.
05:12Oh, you're the reporter?
05:19Yes.
05:20So I said to my husband, oh, he's at work in case you're wondering, well, having the roof spray from the inside seems a good idea.
05:38Styroprotect, we're giving a good discount, and I always like a good discount.
05:43Sorry, sorry, not so fast. My pencil's on fire.
05:46So this company, Styroprotect, sprayed this plastic stuff all over your loft as insulation and protection?
05:54Yes.
05:55Well, it was fine at first. Cost a few hundred. But what's money when it comes to your house?
06:01How much exactly?
06:03£417.67. Is that exact enough?
06:07Yes, thank you.
06:09When did the trouble start?
06:11Well, I said to my husband, there's a funny, musty smell coming from somewhere.
06:18And when we went up to the loft to look, their plastic stuff was eating its way into the structure of our house.
06:25There was rain coming in. That was the smell. Damp.
06:31We were devastated. It cost Tom a lot of lettuce to have it put right.
06:36Lettuce?
06:37Money. Lettuce. A lot of lettuce.
06:41It's a line from Guys and Dolls. I played Adelaide. I got a great review from your paper. Said I had a modicum of talent.
06:50A lot of lettuce.
06:52Well, I didn't dare ask him how much. I twisted up his arm in the first place to have it done.
06:58So the damage was rectified by you, can I say, at considerable expense?
07:04You certainly can.
07:07I want you to tell your readers just what's going on with those swindlers at Staraprotech.
07:13I will. I will.
07:16You mentioned another couple...
07:18Pam and Eric Pardew, yes. There's their address and details.
07:21They'll show you the havoc caused by these con merchants.
07:25The joiners end.
07:26The shop is open, Mrs. Winthrop.
07:53The shop is open, Mrs. Weintraub.
07:56I wonder if we'll still like each other.
07:59It's been an age.
08:12Oh!
08:23Hattie Ponsonby.
08:32Kate Fielding.
08:32Oh, Hattie.
08:41The years I've been kind to you.
08:43You look well, Kate.
08:45Count me blessings.
08:47Is this your son?
08:49No, no. Derek's in Australia.
08:51This is Geoffrey, my partner.
08:54Partner in crime.
08:55I run a detective agency.
08:57Not come to arrest me, I hope.
09:02No, not today. I'm off duty.
09:09We've a lifetime's news to catch up on.
09:12We certainly have.
09:21Still keeping up your music, I see.
09:24Heaven's bread as lips are moving.
09:28Plead to be remembered.
09:32Farewell to thee.
09:36Shadows on the sea.
09:39No.
09:40I'm not mad.
09:45I'm not.
09:46I'm sorry I never met your husband.
10:01A freak wave, they said.
10:04He loved his fishing.
10:05Always bringing lobsters home.
10:08I've never had one since.
10:11Joe was a good man.
10:12He cared for me.
10:14He set me up in me little shop as if...
10:17as if he knew what was coming.
10:19Now, Kate...
10:21Oh, look at me.
10:23I bring you on a day out,
10:25and here I am,
10:25luthering away.
10:28Go on.
10:30All right, Janet?
10:32I've got you a tea.
10:33OK, thanks.
10:39Tom.
10:45What's wrong, love?
10:47Something in your tea?
10:47Yeah.
10:49Lots of rats around here, Warren.
11:04Oh, look at that.
11:06It's restless today.
11:08A wind.
11:09Fishermen out there.
11:12Shadows on the sea.
11:14We must get you back to your shop.
11:18I've kept you away long enough.
11:22Terrible.
11:22Don't you think?
11:23It's terrible.
11:24They won't do it for fraud, shysters.
11:26Have you complained to anyone?
11:27Who to?
11:28This styro-protec company
11:29would have changed its name three times by now.
11:31At least.
11:32Moved on.
11:33Blackburn.
11:34Bolton, even.
11:35Swindlers, write this down.
11:37It's a scoop.
11:37Win you an award.
11:38Pam and Eric.
11:40Pardew.
11:41P-A-R-D-E-W.
11:46Go over, young girl.
11:48Come here.
11:49Come here.
11:49Adniss.
12:05Don.
12:05What is it?
12:07My father heard his voice.
12:08I won't go to him.
12:09I won't.
12:10Adniss, your father's been dead long since.
12:13Heard his voice.
12:14I know I did.
12:15I didn't imagine.
12:17This is my cousin, Hetty.
12:19She's a private investigator.
12:21How do you do?
12:22I'm all right now.
12:24Are you sure?
12:25I should open up my shop.
12:27Yes.
12:28Go, go.
12:30I'm Adniss Stubbs, miss.
12:34Whatever must you think of me?
12:36You better get back to your shop.
12:38I'll stay with Miss Stubbs.
12:39Is that all right?
12:40You're brave.
12:41Most folk here think I'm off me head.
12:45It was a public house once.
12:48Me father brought out the license.
12:51He was a strict teetotaler.
12:53He must be hungry with me.
12:55Why?
12:56Because I've sinned.
13:05Hey.
13:08Where the hell have you been?
13:10I'm sorry.
13:12Sorry.
13:12Sorry.
13:15I'm not a big fella, the supernatural, Miss Stubbs.
13:21But that's a solid wall.
13:24Yes?
13:25Well, it seems so, yes.
13:27Yes.
13:27This is me tortured chamber.
13:46I suffer here, day and night.
13:49You say you hear voices?
13:51Shouts, laughter, the growl of a hound.
13:57Me father calling me.
13:59And the voice you hear is angry.
14:01Oh, yes.
14:02Last month, I was offered strong drink.
14:07I succumbed.
14:09What drink did you have, Sherry?
14:11No, I didn't like it.
14:15My father must have been watching me.
14:18First, he sent a pad foot.
14:20Now, he summons me himself.
14:22Pad foot?
14:23A few nights back, I saw a man outside with a dog by the wall.
14:30I'd thrown ashes at the moon.
14:33Ashes at the moon?
14:34Why?
14:34If you're being haunted, it's supposed to free you from the boggarts.
14:40Boggarts.
14:42Demon.
14:44Spirit.
14:45Devil.
14:49When your time is nigh, you see the devil's dog, a pad foot, so the story goes.
14:57It's just a story, that's all.
15:00You think so?
15:01Yes, I do.
15:03You investigate things, Pate said.
15:07Things of this world, yes.
15:09Will you investigate me?
15:12You?
15:12Yes.
15:13Find out if I'm being haunted or I'm simply going mad.
15:28Hello?
15:30Hello?
15:32Hold on.
15:35Mrs Rainthrop?
15:37You're breaking up.
15:39Hello?
15:40What?
15:41Where?
15:43Wait.
15:44Hello?
15:46Hello?
15:49Oh, that's better.
15:51I can hear you now, Mrs Rainthrop.
15:54Kirkwell?
15:56Yes, of course I can.
15:58No, no.
15:59Janet will understand.
16:00It's work.
16:01Okay, I'll be there as soon as I can.
16:04Bye.
16:04Bye.
16:04Bye.
16:04Bye.
16:04Bye.
16:04Bye.
16:05Bye.
16:05Bye.
16:05Bye.
16:06Bye.
16:06Bye.
16:06Bye.
16:07Bye.
16:07Bye.
16:07Bye.
16:07Bye.
16:08Bye.
16:09Bye.
16:09Bye.
16:09Bye.
16:09Bye.
16:09Bye.
16:09Bye.
16:09Bye.
16:09Bye.
16:09Bye.
16:09Bye.
16:09Bye.
16:13Bye.
16:43Bye.
16:43Jess!
17:11Jess!
17:13Jeff!
17:15He's done a bunk.
17:17What?
17:18I overheard him talking on his mobile to a woman.
17:21I'm sorry if that upsets you.
17:23It doesn't.
17:24Locked out, are you?
17:26You're locked out. Allow me.
17:36There you are.
17:38Little lady.
17:39What have you done, you great lunk?
17:41Ain't no props. Have a screwdriver and a chisel.
17:44The damage will be repaired.
17:46I did a course on joinery.
17:48Who are you?
17:50Your neighbour.
17:52Carl.
17:54Pete.
17:55Unsworth.
17:56What's the P for?
17:58Power.
18:11Hello.
18:12Hello.
18:13Hello.
18:14Hello.
18:15Hello.
18:16Hello.
18:17Mrs. Wainthrop.
18:18I thought there was no-one.
18:19Oh.
18:20Mrs. Wainthrop.
18:21I thought there was no-one.
18:22Kate's off gadding.
18:24Did anybody see you arrive?
18:26No, I don't think so.
18:27Good.
18:28I've got your secret lodgings for the night.
18:29I've got your secret lodgings for the night.
18:33Who?
18:34Who?
18:35Who's there?
18:36How?
18:37Yes.
18:38I'm not.
18:39I'm not.
18:40I'm not.
18:41I'm not.
18:42I'm not.
18:43I'm not.
18:44I'm not.
18:45I'm not.
18:46Oh.
18:47Oh.
18:48Mrs. Wainthrop.
18:49I thought there was no-one.
18:50Kate's off gadding.
18:51Did anybody see you arrive?
18:52No, I don't think so.
18:53Good.
18:54I've got your secret lodgings for the night.
18:56who who's there it's only me Miss Stubbs Geoffrey the lodger I'm just going to be
19:10downstairs if you hear anything I'll hear it too okay good night
19:26miss Stubbs are you okay you heard them the devil's dog yes I did I'm not mad
19:52it's kind of you to come and see me we need to take instructions Miss Stubbs
20:09instructions oh oh yes I asked you to find out if I was off me chump
20:20you you heard the dog yes I did scary that's all right you say that you've actually seen the dog
20:32as well as heard it couple of nights ago Padfoot I think we must try to find a rational explanation
20:42for all this I've lived here too long all my life in that horrible old house can you not move
20:50start somewhere fresh miss my chance should have taken it but I wouldn't sell who wanted to buy
21:02those Shadwell brothers turned up from red car a few years back kept knocking at my door
21:11until I told them I was staying put
21:16give me two days Miss Stubbs and I'll send this Padfoot death dog whatever you call it
21:25away with its tail between its legs
21:28hello
21:35hello
21:55hello I'm looking for a Mr. Shadwell
22:02we called that aye both of them I'm a close friend of Miss Agnes Stubbs
22:11oh aye she's wondering if you're still interested in purchasing her property she's asked me to negotiate
22:19I've worked as an estate agent we'll need to think on it what kind of peer top whack
22:26oi Nimrod get off that net sorry I'm sure we can discuss a fair price
22:34aye
22:36we'll pass it on
22:41yeah
22:42see you
22:43thanks for your time
22:47oh I'm staying with Kate Heppel
22:49oh I'm staying with Kate Heppel
22:52oh I'm staying with Kate Heppel
22:53well heard
22:56problems?
22:57from those two
22:59problems from those two we never know she might pistol with us with a pension book
23:08kirkwell's one of those places where everyone seems to know everyone else's business
23:14great place for smuggling in the old days this you know the whole coast was notorious for it
23:29secret passages
23:32fancy a laugh
23:48what
23:49oh
23:59oh
24:11Janet what's happening
24:31i didn't notice they were chained up
24:33you won't forget a check next time will you
24:36it won't happen again mr halliwell
24:38this lot's got to be cleared up and on the road by four o'clock
24:42it will be
24:43right i've had enough of you no marks
24:50get that lot cleared now or i won't cover for you any longer
24:53are you what is your problem
24:55have you got something against women drivers or is it just women
24:58girly power is it i'll lay off him janet it's only because he fancies you
25:02me fancy her
25:04yeah now let's get this floor cleared up
25:06sorry
25:10perhaps that was an entrance
25:16could have been
25:18let's keep going
25:21just a minute
25:35the other day cousin kate did a disappearing act round there
25:41for the lobsters these things
26:05mrs rainthrop
26:16well done
26:25jeffrey
26:26yes hold the front page
26:51oh
27:03I
27:05I
27:11I
27:17Geoffrey.
27:47Who's that?
28:13Geoffrey.
28:17Geoffrey.
28:18Oh.
28:19Are you all right?
28:20Yeah.
28:21Is that you, or have you turned into a ghost?
28:24Sorry if I scared you, Mrs Rainthrop.
28:26I slipped.
28:27Where are you?
28:28You seem very close.
28:29I think I am.
28:30Very close.
28:31Do you want me to go on exploring?
28:33There's more tunnels.
28:35No, no need to, Geoffrey.
28:37We best get back.
28:38Kate will be wondering where we are.
28:40OK.
28:41At least we can put Agnes's mind to rest.
28:47Janet.
28:48Look, erm, I know what happened earlier.
28:52Now, loyalty's all very well, but you just look after yourself.
28:56OK?
28:57Listen, let's you and me have a chat sometime.
28:59OK.
29:00See you tomorrow.
29:01Bye.
29:02I found him down by the beck.
29:06Someone's pet.
29:07Probably.
29:08Probably.
29:09Lucky it's still alive.
29:11Shy, isn't he?
29:12Well, he did say hello once.
29:13Stuck his neck out.
29:15He had some strange markings.
29:18Yellow stripes.
29:19Maybe a bit of red.
29:22Kids paint them.
29:23I shouldn't worry.
29:25It's nothing rare or special.
29:28I'll make sure he's taken care of.
29:32Where have you been, Hetty?
29:33I've missed you today.
29:34Oh, here and there.
29:36Enjoying meself.
29:37Good.
29:38Oh, I had a word with Ben the choir master about you singing a solo with us.
29:43A what?
29:44You have such a lovely voice.
29:46But I...
29:47I've not sung in years.
29:49But I promise the choir.
29:51I said how special you were.
29:53Oh, Kate.
29:54Hetty, I'll look such a fool if you're not there.
29:58And you must come and see her too, Geoffrey.
30:01Though I'm afraid I shan't be able to.
30:03I have to be in Whitby.
30:05Hiya.
30:06Little lady.
30:07Just wanted to make sure you're getting okay.
30:08Yeah, well I've got my key tonight.
30:09I can manage to turn it all by my little self.
30:10Just wanted to make sure that my repairs were hunky-dory.
30:28Allow me, Janet.
30:29Yes?
30:30Perfect fit.
30:31Yeah, well thanks.
30:32Bit like you and me.
30:33What?
30:34Such a perfect fit.
30:35Everything alright, Janet?
30:36Robert!
30:37Robert!
30:38Hey!
30:39Robert, I'm dead glad to see you.
30:40How are you?
30:41I'm fine.
30:42Is this a bad moment to call?
30:43No!
30:44No.
30:45Little lady had a bit of a lockout problem last night.
30:46I hope they're out.
30:47I was just checking that everything was, er, hunky-dory.
30:48And is it?
30:49Yeah.
30:50Yeah.
30:51Now.
30:52Now.
30:53Use your magic mobile and get in touch with Robert.
30:54He had a friend once.
30:55He had a friend once.
30:56Yeah.
30:57How are you?
30:58Are you?
30:59I'm fine.
31:00Is this a bad moment to call?
31:01No.
31:02No.
31:03Little lady had a bit of a lockout problem last night.
31:04I hope they're out.
31:05I was just checking that everything was, er, hunky-dory.
31:07And is it?
31:08Yeah.
31:09Now.
31:10Now use your magic mobile and get in touch with Robert.
31:19There was a friend once who kept tortoises and terrapins.
31:22Sam, I think his name was.
31:24Describe those neck markings to him.
31:26See what he says.
31:28You don't believe your cousin, Mrs. Wainthrop?
31:31Illogical things bother me, Geoffrey.
31:34Kate said children paint the necks.
31:38But the first sight of a paintbrush at Tortoise had put his head in.
31:42And all that hoo-ha about me singing a solo with the choir.
31:47And Kate not there.
31:49I think something's going on tomorrow night.
31:51And I need to put my mind at rest.
31:53I'll be pleased to make the call, Mrs. Wainthrop.
31:56I thought you might be.
31:58Now, you'd better go in.
32:01You don't want to be late for choir practice.
32:09Well, what do you think?
32:11It's strong stuff.
32:12Are you sure of your facts?
32:14Oh, yes.
32:15Two separate couples said the same thing.
32:18Damage, high cost of repair.
32:20It's an expose, you see.
32:22It certainly is.
32:23Ah, you don't like my prose style.
32:26No, it's good.
32:28It's just...
32:29I hope it's not too strong.
32:32You've only spoken to two people.
32:34Don't you need a bit more evidence before you go to print?
32:37Ah, Mr. Wainthrop.
32:38I've just got in.
32:39Everything's all right with you and Hetty.
32:40Oh, good.
32:41Yeah?
32:42Sam?
32:43Yes?
32:44Oh, right.
32:45Hang on a minute.
32:46Tortoise.
32:47Yellow stripes.
32:48Red spot.
32:49I've got to go, Mr. Wainthrop.
32:50You've got my mobile number.
32:51I'll get back to you.
32:52Bye.
32:53Bye.
32:54oh right hang on a minute tortoise yellow stripes red spot I've got to go mr.
33:06Wainthrop you've got my mobile number I get back to you
33:24mm-hmm
33:54PHONE RINGS
34:24Yes? Hello? Oh, Mr. Wainthrop?
34:48You're all right, Geoffrey. You sound short of breath.
34:51No, well, it's difficult to explain.
34:53I have to find a way to turn my mobile off.
34:56Now, that tortoise you found, it sounds like a species called pseudimus.
35:02It's a terrapin, actually. Very rare.
35:05Oh, and you're not allowed to import them without a licence.
35:08Look, it's just for the afternoon.
35:11I need to help a family friend out.
35:14This company your friend's investigating?
35:17Stariprotek. I don't want him to get into trouble over what he writes about them.
35:21I just want to make sure that his facts are right.
35:25I'll tell you what.
35:26Try Company's House.
35:28They'll send you a chapter and verse on any company you like.
35:30I think they charge about six quid for a balance sheet.
35:33I'll just find you the number.
35:34Right. Thanks.
35:36I won't need the afternoon off, then.
35:38That's what I thought.
35:39On a hill far away stood an old rugged cross, the emblem of suffering and shame.
35:56And I love that old cross, where the dearest and best, for a world of lost, save us most serene.
36:16So I'll cherish the old rugged cross,
36:25Till my trophies at last I lay down.
36:33And exchange it someday for a crown.
36:55Is it all right?
37:12Of course it's all right. It's asleep.
37:14Don't touch. It's come round.
37:15Get it out of there, quick.
37:17Get it out of there, quick.
37:23One's best way to hide my feet
37:32But still is the old blood is gone
37:41Till my trophies at last I lay down
37:49I will cling to the old rugged cross
37:58And exchange it someday for a crown
38:19I'm ready to knock my feet
38:27I'm ready to take a step
38:31Good morning.
39:01Kate.
39:04Hetty.
39:06Hetty, I...
39:09I'm looking after them for collectors.
39:12You're importing rare species illegally.
39:15No, Hetty.
39:16Isn't this a pit bull terrier?
39:18That's not legal, is it?
39:21Is it?
39:26You always did find me out even when we were girls together.
39:29I should have known.
39:31Can I talk to you?
39:33Please, Hetty.
39:36Joe didn't leave much.
39:46The shop hardly brings in anything.
39:48I was desperate for money.
39:50Dave Scarry was full of sympathy, said he'd like to help.
39:54He tricked me, Hetty.
39:56He said, would I help him to import a few harmless tortoises?
40:02He paid well.
40:04And then he wanted me to use the business to help him smuddle in other rare species.
40:13And then the dogs arrived.
40:15Fighting dogs for betting.
40:17I tried to say no, but I was trapped.
40:21An accomplice.
40:23His accomplice.
40:25How do these animals get here?
40:28From the foreign ships.
40:31The Shadwells pretend to go out for lobsters and collect the animals from beyond the three-mile limit.
40:38So that's why this scary fellow wants to buy Miss Stubbs' house.
40:43So convenient.
40:45It's a perfect place to hide the animals and pass them on.
40:49I'd get out of this business if I could.
40:51Honestly, Hetty.
40:52I would.
40:54But these dogs bring £5,000.
40:57All for profit.
40:59You wouldn't tell anyone?
41:01The police or anyone like that?
41:04You wouldn't rat on me?
41:06Good morning, little lady.
41:11Your mail.
41:13Just thought I'd bring it up.
41:15Thanks.
41:16Shouldn't you get dressed?
41:18Care to watch me at the weights?
41:22Not before breakfast.
41:24I just met my wife.
41:25Should be that läppin' knows I wouldn't do this.
41:27It's slippery!
41:48Mr. Wyethrop!
41:51Robert!
42:01We're family, Hetty.
42:03Blood, I can't allow it to go on.
42:06It won't. Not with me.
42:07Because of what you've done, the Shadwells have done a flit.
42:10I know that, but they'll set up again somewhere else
42:13until the police find them.
42:15When you wrote to me, I was overjoyed.
42:18But you lied to me, Kate.
42:19You didn't care what disease those animals brought into the country.
42:23And you've cast a doubt on Agnes Stubbs's sanity.
42:26I'll make it up to a Hetty.
42:28It's a criminal offence and you know it.
42:30And what am I going to do now?
42:36Profits!
42:38Wait!
42:39Stop!
42:42Fionnette, what is it?
42:44That company, Styropatec.
42:47Their agents might have set you up.
42:48Set me up?
42:51For what?
42:53Libel.
42:54Your what?
42:55I got the report and balance sheets.
42:57They've sued people for libel a number of times.
43:00Always provincial newspapers.
43:02It's not conclusive proof, but it's worth holding back from, isn't it?
43:06They've led me on.
43:08Let me write an article based on lies.
43:11So they can sue the newspaper, yeah?
43:13That's disgraceful.
43:14Someone should write about this.
43:20I never did get my lobster salad.
43:37Let's go home, Geoffrey.
43:43Oh, sorry to scare you, little lady.
44:01Hey, where's that little guy?
44:03He'll be home any time now.
44:06You know, if he weren't around, there'd be chances for you and me to, er, cosy up.
44:13He'd like that, Janet.
44:14You reckon?
44:15Well, he's a bit on the small side, isn't he?
44:18For a girl, like you.
44:23He can look after himself.
44:26That's what the mouse said as they brought down the mallet.
44:28Is that a threat?
44:29John?
44:57What is it?
44:58What's happened?
45:02It's me.
45:04I've made a mistake.
45:06We shouldn't have decided to live together, not here.
45:10You said you loved it.
45:12You had plans to paint, to paper.
45:17Oh, Geoff, I just don't want you to get hurt, that's all.
45:20We haven't met.
45:43I'm Geoff Shawcross.
45:44I'm...
45:45I know who you are.
45:47Carl P. Unsworth.
45:49My girlfriend, Janet, told me.
45:51And did she tell you anything else?
45:53Little man.
45:55She seemed to think I should be careful of you.
45:57Can't think why.
46:00Little lady knows who has the power.
46:03Power isn't in, muscle.
46:06It's here.
46:08Understand one thing, Carl.
46:11Janet doesn't like being bothered by you.
46:15She'd rather you left her alone.
46:16So would I.
46:22There are laws against that kind of thing.
46:25Don't make me use them.
46:27It's very good, Robert, but it's on a different subject, isn't it?
46:53Ah, sue thy neighbour.
46:55Everybody's doing it.
46:56It's become a national pastime.
46:58I've said things against the whole nasty business.
47:01Now, good for you.
47:03And what about you, love?
47:04I'm sorry things didn't work out with your cousin Kate.
47:07Oh, they did at first.
47:09It was after.
47:11Well, you can't choose who's to be in your family, can you?
47:14No, unfortunately.
47:17You don't think this article's too outspoken?
47:19No, no, no.
47:22What's that noise?
47:23Nothing.
47:24You're hearing things, Hetty.
47:26There's no secret passages here.
47:28I hope not.
47:30I...
47:30Robert, there are voices.
47:35There's somebody in the house.
47:37It's these two, the little devils.
47:45What's this?
47:46We heard you were partial syllopsia.
47:47Oh, I am.
47:48I love it.
47:49I bought him in Kirkwell.
47:50Oh, isn't that wonderful?
47:53Are we to eat it now?
47:54Yeah, of course.
47:56Oh, what a treat.
48:00Robert, who needs long-lost relatives
48:02when I've got not only you,
48:04but Geoffrey and Janet as well.
48:07This'll be our family celebration.
48:09Oh, what a treat.
48:10Oh, my God.
48:11Oh, my God.
48:11Oh, my God.
48:12Oh, my God.
48:12Oh, my God.
48:13Oh, my God.
48:13Oh, my God.
48:14Oh, my God.
48:14Oh, my God.
48:15Oh, my God.
48:15Oh, my God.
48:16Oh, my God.
48:16Oh, my God.
48:17Oh, my God.
48:18Oh, my God.
48:19Oh, my God.
48:20Oh, my God.
48:21Oh, my God.
48:22Oh, my God.
48:23Oh, my God.
48:24Oh, my God.
48:25Oh, my God.
48:26Oh, my God.
48:27Oh, my God.
48:28Oh, my God.
48:29Oh, my God.
48:30Oh, my God.
48:31Oh, my God.
48:32Oh, my God.
48:33Oh, my God.