Plead The Fifth: Who's The Hottest News Anchor In Town?
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Meredith is such a weirdo.
00:05Why am I weird?
00:06I don't know.
00:07I'm stretching out my neck.
00:10Stretching out your neck.
00:11Yeah.
00:11Yeah, she's over here rubbing her beard or whatever.
00:14I don't know what it is.
00:15This is not my best angle when we shoot this video, so I need to make sure that things look semi-decent.
00:24That is hilarious.
00:25All right, so Plead the Fifth is here, and Davi is the culprit.
00:31Come on with it.
00:32You are ready.
00:33I am ready today.
00:34All right, so we got three questions coming from the room, three questions coming from the audience.
00:38He has one pass and one boomerang where he can send one answer that he answered the question.
00:44One question back to the room.
00:45DÃmelo mi gente.
00:46All right, Meredith, you're first in the clockwise.
00:49What does that mean?
00:49That means come on, my people.
00:50Okay.
00:51Give it to me.
00:52Okay, so we've talked about us all enjoying ourselves in private before, and you're very anti.
01:00He's like, I don't do that.
01:01I'd rather have fun with my girl or at least have sex, right?
01:06Yeah.
01:06Well, when you were a young man and you first discovered yourself, I'm sure you did.
01:11For sure.
01:12Okay, so I want to know.
01:13Yeah.
01:14Okay, cool.
01:15We're on the same page.
01:16All right, good.
01:17I didn't even know if he would even have it thought.
01:18Yeah.
01:19My question is, what's the most times you've ever done it in one day?
01:27Four.
01:27My record stands at four.
01:29That was four times.
01:31Yeah.
01:32Yeah, four times.
01:33Four times in a day.
01:35You remember it so clearly.
01:36Yeah, yeah.
01:37That was my high score.
01:38You got to remember.
01:41Yeah.
01:41Yeah, because the record was three for a while, and then one day, I think I woke up early.
01:47I got one more early.
01:47Yeah, I think I got a nap in the middle of the day.
01:50You got the day off from school.
01:52No one's home.
01:53Five was just dust.
01:55Beat that.
01:56Yeah, I got nothing else.
01:59Wow.
01:59Okay.
02:00Four.
02:00Four.
02:00Four.
02:01Four.
02:01Four.
02:01High score four.
02:02Yes, sir.
02:03All right.
02:03Buck Nasty.
02:04You're up next.
02:05What you got?
02:06All right, Dobby, so recently, well, actually, you and your girlfriend, you live together
02:11right now.
02:11We do.
02:12Everything's pretty equal.
02:14But recently, you went out and you bought a house.
02:17I did not.
02:17I put an offer in on a house and fell through.
02:19Okay, same thing.
02:20Same thing.
02:21Same thing.
02:21Same thing.
02:22But the point is, you didn't tell her.
02:25You didn't let her see it.
02:26Okay.
02:27You just told her, hey, there's our house.
02:29We're going to move in.
02:30This is true.
02:30I want to know.
02:33I want to know.
02:34How the hell you get around with it.
02:35What would you do if she did that to you today?
02:39If you got home from work and she said, honey, we moved.
02:42Guess what?
02:42You put an order on that and it didn't fall.
02:45It fell through.
02:46So I got us one.
02:47Yep.
02:48Okay.
02:49So I think it's a little different.
02:55Would you trust her decision making?
02:58I would trust her decision making.
03:00The thing about my girl is from small purchases to big purchases, money usually isn't really
03:07a factor.
03:08She's one of those, like, I really like it.
03:11I'll check the price tag at the register type thing.
03:15Right.
03:15So with that said, I would not trust her to make that decision by herself, especially because
03:23I'm probably going to end up paying for the vast majority of it.
03:28And in my own defense.
03:30Is she cussing in Spanish when she's listening right now?
03:33Probably.
03:34But in my own defense, I tried to get her to go to the showing when I went to walk through
03:41said house.
03:42And in this market, you really can't drag your feet.
03:45If you like it, I put an offer in on it a couple hours after I checked it out, and she
03:51wouldn't have been able to see it for a couple days.
03:53So there just wasn't time.
03:55Ideally, we would both go together.
03:58But yeah, to answer your question, I think she couldn't make that call.
04:03Not possible.
04:04Okay.
04:05Not possible.
04:06I don't think so.
04:07Wow.
04:08Okay.
04:09All right.
04:10Let's see.
04:10Davi.
04:11DML.
04:11I wrote down two this morning, because Meredith was whispering, you know, behind Buck was
04:16like, I'm like, I didn't have a good one.
04:18So I have two categories.
04:22Okay.
04:23Oh, I get to pick?
04:24Yeah.
04:26No, I ain't going to let you pick.
04:27All right.
04:28Here it is.
04:28All right.
04:29Tell me if you got a hall pass for any morning news personality in town, who would be the person
04:41you would holler at?
04:42So I know I shouldn't answer this, but I might.
04:50This is hypothetical.
04:52Right?
04:52You know.
04:52This is hypothetically speaking, but you can tap out if you want.
04:55Well, there's two that come to mind.
04:58There's two?
04:59You can shout them both out if you want to.
05:02No, I probably only shot one out.
05:04But I'm also thinking about pleading the fence.
05:09You don't want that out there in them streets, do you?
05:12Probably.
05:15I wish I had more time to think about this.
05:18Probably.
05:19So there is somebody.
05:21There's two.
05:26And it goes back and forth.
05:28Okay.
05:28How does that work?
05:29Depending on what they wear.
05:32Depending on what they wear.
05:33It's on a news day.
05:36Probably Jasmine Styles.
05:42It's Monday.
05:43Shout out to Jasmine Styles.
05:44Oh, my God.
05:46ABC Action News.
05:47Yeah.
05:47Jasmine Styles.
05:48All right.
05:49She's kind of killing it.
05:50Okay.
05:51All right.
05:51Wow.
05:51You didn't tap out.
05:52No.
05:53I'm very sure.
05:54I wonder who the other one is.
05:55I should have.
05:55Yeah, we got to find out who the other one is.
06:00When was the last time?
06:04It says, when was the last time you fired a firearm?
06:08Oh.
06:13You looked at him like, am I allowed to say this?
06:15Yeah.
06:16The last time I.
06:18Oh, man.
06:21Okay.
06:22Boy, you look tight, tight.
06:24I'll tell y'all.
06:25I let that thing off on 4th of July.
06:30No.
06:31I let it off.
06:32Yes, I did.
06:33I sure did.
06:34I let that thing off on 4th of July.
06:37Where?
06:38I live.
06:40There's certain stuff you're not supposed to say.
06:43But I live right by the water.
06:44I shot it in the water.
06:46Were you aiming for the water?
06:47Yeah.
06:47That's not what happens when you shoot it in the air.
06:50I was pointing towards the water.
06:51I let it off, too.
06:52God.
06:53I really did.
06:54How many rounds?
06:56All of them, man.
06:57All of them.
06:58All the rounds.
06:58Did you say an AR?
06:59Yeah.
07:01Oh, man.
07:01The poor fish.
07:02He said an AR.
07:02The poor fish.
07:05You got coral down there just like, ouch, ouch.
07:08Oh, my God.
07:09Yes, I did.
07:10My God.
07:11What?
07:11I let that thing off.
07:14The poor fish and wildlife is going to be out here.
07:18For real.
07:19No one wants to be your neighbor.
07:22We living next to Shoe.
07:24Oh, man.
07:24What the hell?
07:26All right, Dobby.
07:27Dobby, you cannot participate in this game anymore.
07:30We've learned way too much about you.
07:32Dobby, you have tattoos all over your body.
07:34For $10 million, would you tattoo six?
07:37Probably.
07:41He's like, yep.
07:43Would you tattoo 666 across your forehead?
07:47No, no, no.
07:47In plain?
07:48Oh, see?
07:49See?
07:49You answered it too fast.
07:50Across my forehead, no.
07:51I'm not tattooing anything across my forehead.
07:53No face tattoos for you?
07:54No.
07:55Across my forehead.
07:56No, I'm not doing 666 across my forehead.
08:00That's horrible.
08:02Now, somewhere I can hide.
08:04Okay, all right.
08:05Would you put anything on your face for $10 million?
08:08On my face?
08:09Yeah.
08:09Yes.
08:10Really?
08:11But not across my forehead.
08:12Oh.
08:13Like, something smaller.
08:16In the corner of your eye.
08:16But your face isn't off limits yet?
08:19Are you going to go there?
08:20I don't think I'm going to go there.
08:22But for $10 million?
08:23For $10 million, I'd go there.
08:24I'd go there for $10 million.
08:25But not across my forehead.
08:26I don't care what it is.
08:27All right.
08:28Dobby.
08:28You ready?
08:29This is going on for a long time.
08:30This is the last one.
08:31Last one.
08:33Okay.
08:34This just came in.
08:35Okay.
08:36Besides Jasmine, who is the other acre in town you would want to have sex with?
08:45Wow.
08:45You know what?
08:46Wow.
08:48That's an actually good question.
08:50He said it was two.
08:51It is two.
08:52Yeah.
08:52It is two?
08:53It is two.
08:54Yeah.
08:55If you had to give a hierarchy of the two.
08:58No, they change all the time.
09:00But who's currently in the lead?
09:02Jasmine.
09:02Jasmine is in the lead?
09:03You got number one today.
09:04But who was in the lead before her?
09:06I plead the fifth.
09:08What?
09:09I don't want to give out all the info.
09:12Are you sure?
09:13Yeah.
09:13I think so.
09:15I plead the fifth.
09:17I plead the fifth.
09:19Five.
09:20One, two, three, four.
09:21Five.
09:21Because you know what?
09:23I've dropped her name maybe once or twice before.
09:27I don't want to give it too much time.
09:28I don't want to get their ratings up too high or anything like that.
09:32I still want to be eligible to DJ the Christmas party.
09:37All right.
09:38All right.
09:38Wow.
09:39Okay.
09:39All right.
09:40That was a lot.
09:40That was a lot.
09:41That was a lot.
09:41Okay.
09:41You was bobbing and weaving, boy.
09:43I want to know about your high score.
09:51Your personal best.
09:52Yeah, your personal best.
09:54One day.
09:54In a 24-hour period.
09:55In a 24-hour period, how many times your personal best that you cranked it out?
10:00I didn't discover this until I was in college, by the way.
10:03So I was a little bit of a late bloomer.
10:04But my best is five in one day.
10:07Wow.
10:08Yeah.
10:09Yeah.
10:09Good job.
10:10Yeah.
10:11And I know that immediately, unfortunately.
10:13Yeah.
10:13That's a number that you hold on to.
10:16Yeah.
10:16For me, I mean, I never got past one on my own.
10:25For me doing it all by myself, I never got past one.
10:30I was shown one day by someone how it can go more than one.
10:35But for me on my own, I was like, yo, one.
10:37One and done?
10:38One and done.
10:38I'm good.
10:38I'm good.
10:39In a 24-hour period?
10:41He didn't say back to back to back to back.
10:44Yeah.
10:44In a whole day.
10:46Oh, I know.
10:47You're sick as home.
10:48Your personal best is one.
10:50You are lazy.
10:52You did one, and I was like, okay, go on with my day.
10:55No.
10:56Oh, no.
10:56We got to come back.
10:58Let's see.
10:59I mean, probably.
11:01Oh, you know.
11:02I mean, I'm definitely above five.
11:05Wow.
11:06Yeah.
11:07I'm definitely above five.
11:08There have been certain bouts in my life where I've been up above five.
11:13Right, right.
11:13You're hydrated.
11:14Yeah.
11:15Yeah, I was drinking gallons of water.
11:18Like, no, when I first discovered it, it was maddening.
11:21I was like, it was like two times before school.
11:22This is amazing.
11:23Two times before bed.
11:24Yeah.
11:24So it was like one time, if I can get it in the middle.
11:27I remember when I worked at my dad's gas station.
11:31And I was like so, like, new to it that I was just like, all right, I got to go to the bathroom.
11:38Like, there's some lady in the sun dress.
11:41You know, like, yeah, I got to go.
11:42Oh, my God.
11:43I might have been 13.
11:44At work.
11:44You know what I'm saying?
11:45Like, yeah.
11:45Wow.
11:47So you got to pick a number, though.
11:48It's above five.
11:49Six.
11:50Okay.
11:50I would say six.
11:51Okay.
11:51I don't remember exactly, but I know six definitely is in there.
11:55So does that make you the winner or loser?
11:57It might be a seven.
11:58Yeah.
11:59I don't know.
11:59I think I might be a loser.
12:01I don't understand.
12:02All right.
12:02I think that is officially all of the please.
12:05Orlando and the freak show.
12:06You have survived.
12:07Oh, barely.
12:08Until your girl comes home and is like, we need to talk.