Plead The Fifth: Who Gets KOed?
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY. Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04It is I, Orlando, getting sworn in because it's right.
00:12All right, so let's see. I got three questions just coming from the room,
00:15three questions coming from out there, and one boomerang.
00:20So let's see. We go to Davi first up. What is up?
00:25Okay, Orlando, I want to know about your worst punishment that you ever had growing up,
00:33and now as a father, if you would handle or discipline your own children
00:40the same way as the worst punishment you received.
00:45Let's see. Well, I mean, I'm from a different school of upbringing.
00:49There was some ass whooping going on back then,
00:52and it's not as prevalent now as it was then, so it's a difference.
00:57Like, there's two that stand out.
01:00I was grounded for, like, I was on punishment for, like, six months.
01:05And I remember it was because my pops, like, for summer,
01:10we was in the fifth, sixth grade,
01:12and I remember, like, everybody was running around,
01:19punching each other in the boys.
01:23Oh.
01:23Like, you know what I'm saying?
01:24Like, hit somebody in the nuts.
01:25Yeah.
01:26And just double them over.
01:27I've seen that happen.
01:28Right, and that was the big thing with all of the boys.
01:31And it was like, my dad was like,
01:32boy, don't you, I don't want you playing.
01:35You in a private school.
01:37You know what I'm saying?
01:38You ain't there to learn.
01:39You ain't there to be hitting somebody in their crotch.
01:41Yeah.
01:42So don't let me get you.
01:43And so we had that conversation.
01:45So I got, like, somebody hit me,
01:47and I hit him back, and I got caught.
01:50And my dad had just talked to me about it.
01:52No.
01:52And he was like, you grounded.
01:53And I was grounded for a really, really long time.
01:56Wow.
01:56And, like, it was like,
01:57because he just thought it was disrespectful.
01:58And he's like, you in private school.
02:00I expect better.
02:00You could do that dumb stuff at public.
02:02We just talked about this.
02:03You know what I'm saying?
02:03I'm paying 20 racks.
02:05You can go to school for free and do that.
02:07Right.
02:07So, but there was an ass whooping that I got
02:10that was crazy,
02:11because he signed me up for drum lessons,
02:13and I blew off the first one to go, like, sledding
02:17and the snow dunes and, like, whatever.
02:19Did you want to play the drums?
02:20I loved the drums.
02:21Yeah.
02:22I didn't really want to play them.
02:23I wanted a beat machine so I could rap.
02:26Oh.
02:26Ah, I gotcha.
02:26But my dad took it as a beat machine.
02:28That's a toy.
02:29I'm going to get you the five-piece slingling set
02:31and sign you up for two years of jazz drums.
02:33That's expensive and nice.
02:34And so, you know, so I'm like, yo, okay, that's cool,
02:37but, like, the first one, this new snow just came.
02:40Yeah.
02:40So I hung out with my boys all day, missed it.
02:43My dad whooped my, like, he killed it.
02:46Wow.
02:47Yeah, he told me up.
02:48Because he, again, it was about respect.
02:50So, yeah.
02:51So now, compared to mine,
02:53they ain't never going to have punishments like I did.
02:55Yeah.
02:56Like, I try, but it's, yeah, they're girls.
02:58Yeah.
02:59They, you know.
03:00Daddy's girls.
03:00A weak.
03:01You know what I'm saying?
03:01Man, that's weak.
03:03I'm a sad dad.
03:05All right.
03:05So, yeah.
03:05So that's that.
03:06All right.
03:06I have one for you.
03:07What you got?
03:08Okay.
03:08I want you to name one morning show host
03:13in the Tampa Bay area that is better than you
03:18and one that is worse than you.
03:21And go.
03:22What?
03:22What?
03:25Better than me and worse than me.
03:27Mm-hmm.
03:29Wow.
03:29A morning show host in town
03:32who is worse than me
03:34and one that is better than me.
03:35Yes.
03:39I mean, that's so hard.
03:44I know.
03:45That's a good one.
03:45Yeah.
03:46I would say, I mean,
03:48better than me?
03:52I mean, you know.
03:54You don't have to answer this, by the way.
03:57I don't.
03:58You know, I'm going to give it to Jack Harris.
04:01Okay.
04:02I'm going to give it to Jack Harris.
04:03Jack Harris is like the 970 dude
04:05and he's a lose legend.
04:08And, you know.
04:08He's at the airport.
04:09Yeah.
04:10When you come to the airport.
04:11Yeah.
04:11And that's one of the things.
04:12Like, it's like you.
04:13There's certain things you get
04:15when you're like at the top.
04:16Yes.
04:17Like, when you get in the airport tram
04:18and it's like, hey, so welcome to Tampa.
04:21That's Jack.
04:21And I'm like, yo, that's a job
04:23they never going to ask me to do.
04:25You know what I'm saying?
04:26Like, we could be popping,
04:27but they ain't going to ask us to do that.
04:28He's been here for a long time, too.
04:30Yeah.
04:30And he, you know, I mean, he's good, too.
04:32He's nice.
04:33So, yeah, I would say Jack Harris.
04:35Plus, he uses words like truculent on the radio.
04:37I'm not going to be Googling.
04:38And we're like, what's that?
04:39I'm not going to be Googling the word.
04:40Like, yeah, that's a good word, Jack.
04:43Worst than me?
04:44I mean, look at the ratings.
04:45It's like 30 of them.
04:49I mean, you ain't got to pick one.
04:51At least this month, y'all behind us.
04:54Sorry.
04:55So, I don't know.
04:56I mean, you know, anybody who's up in,
04:58anybody who plays music that we play.
05:00There you go.
05:01You know, I mean, Steve Harvey's one of the kings of comedy.
05:04He's great.
05:05He ain't beat me in the ratings.
05:07So, you know.
05:09All right.
05:09Pick one.
05:10I'm impressed.
05:10I like it.
05:11Everybody behind us right now.
05:12All right.
05:13So, let's see.
05:14We all got another one?
05:14I got another one.
05:15All right.
05:15Would you have one?
05:16Yeah, but you go ahead.
05:17It's up to you.
05:18Okay, I was going to ask you, in the last 10 years of Wild, if there was a decision that
05:25you could do over, what would it be?
05:29A redo?
05:29A redo.
05:30What'd you mess up?
05:32Honestly, you know what?
05:34If I could redo something, I would probably, I would probably do, like, we've created
05:41certain things like Wild Splash and Last Damn Show and, you know, everything.
05:45I mean, so we've been able to create stuff, and we started to try and do a New Year's
05:50Eve extrav kind of thing, and it failed.
05:54And I think we shot, we overshot the mark.
05:56And so, if we would have not, we got so scared of it, we left it alone, and we never went
06:01back to it.
06:02And we always thought it would be dope to have a dressed up thing that people would support,
06:08but we just, you know, we messed it up, and so we never went back to it.
06:11I would have loved for us to have.
06:12Swanky.
06:13Like, because, I mean, we do ratchet well.
06:15Yeah.
06:15But it would have been dope to have balanced.
06:17It's like, yo, we get suited and booted for this one night.
06:21Right.
06:21And then we go back to busting it wide open.
06:24You know what I mean?
06:24Like, you know, we do that.
06:25Y'all in tuxedos?
06:27I would have liked that.
06:28That would have been a very good look, and we failed on that one.
06:31All right.
06:32The Fifth Act Two is on.
06:35I get three questions that come from the audience.
06:38I can't see them, but I see a lot of response that's going on in the room.
06:44Yes.
06:44Apparently, y'all keep asking the same questions.
06:48Y'all are arguing about it.
06:50Like, the only one to know is about...
06:51We need you to...
06:53Y'all have Adam.
06:54Y'all have Adam.
06:54Let's see here.
06:55Y'all got three coming in.
06:56I got one protection.
06:58So, let's see what we got.
07:00Okay.
07:00This one says, hey, Orlando.
07:02Hey.
07:02Not sure if you've asked this before.
07:05If you could pick one artist that you wish you could not play their music or don't like
07:10their music.
07:11I've been asked that.
07:13Okay.
07:13Because that was the whole weekend conversation.
07:17Oh, yeah.
07:18Which was misconstrued because, I mean, it's not like I don't want to ever play it.
07:22It's just that he has a block that he gets into or whatever.
07:26But, you know.
07:26All right.
07:26We'll ask a question everybody wants to know.
07:28All day one three.
07:30It says, good morning.
07:32Just curious.
07:33Good morning.
07:33What's up with Orlando's love life?
07:35Question mark.
07:35Sometimes it seems like he's back with his baby's mother and they're in an actual relationship
07:40again.
07:41Are they together?
07:43I mean, no.
07:43I've always answered that.
07:45I've answered it enough.
07:47I don't know if.
07:47You've answered it a lot.
07:48Right.
07:49You know what I'm saying?
07:50Multiple times.
07:50Like, yeah.
07:51So, I don't really.
07:52I don't want to waste one.
07:53But, I mean, we live together.
07:55We built a house together.
07:57The fam is put together.
07:59If there's any change, I mean, that'll probably be.
08:02Y'all can keep asking the question and then the answer might be different.
08:05But that's the answer right now.
08:07You know, like, there's, but there's, like, we put our unit together to make sure that
08:13our parenting unit was popping.
08:14Right.
08:15You know, that was the commitment.
08:17And so.
08:18That's important.
08:18That's, I mean, it was important for us.
08:21But that was when my kids were five and seven.
08:23My kids are 11 and 13 now.
08:25So, you know, it's, it's, that's, that, that was, it was a lot more apropos, you know,
08:30to make sure that they had their formative years.
08:32So, I mean, at least so we wouldn't try and be like the statistics because, you know, so.
08:36They were young.
08:37So, if anything changed, I swear, I'll answer the question different.
08:40So, keep peppering it out there.
08:42But there's really nothing.
08:43There's just, that's, that's it.
08:44I have one for you.
08:45Run it.
08:46I want to know about your best kiss that you've ever had.
08:50Who was it with and what made it so special?
08:53My best kiss.
08:55You know, woman, Asa.
08:57It might have been a dude.
08:58You never know.
09:00The best kiss that I ever had.
09:04I mean, there was, all right.
09:07So, there was this girl, Josie.
09:09Josie, Josie grew up in Tampa.
09:12So, a lot of people probably know her.
09:14But Josie, when we first met, we were at the club that is now Ritz.
09:20And I think it was like, because it's had like 100 names.
09:24You know, but it was like, Fun, and it was like, what was the other name?
09:30Fire, whoever made that name.
09:32Right, yeah.
09:32It was Tampa Fun for like five minutes.
09:34But it was like, it had a bunch of different names.
09:36But we were there for a night.
09:38And she, I met her at the club.
09:42And mid-sentence, like middle of the sentence, she just leaned in and kissed me and cut me off from what I was saying.
09:50Like, which is hard to do, because I wanted to continue the conversation, because it was a really dope conversation.
09:55But afterwards, I didn't care.
09:56Yeah.
09:57I didn't care.
09:57I was just like, oh, my God.
09:59And she was like, I'm sorry.
10:00I just had to do that.
10:01And I'm like, I.
10:03Took your breath away.
10:04Cool.
10:04It was the dopest thing.
10:06It's always going to rank up there as like one of the movie moments.
10:09Yeah.
10:10And we ended up dating afterwards or whatever.
10:12And I mean.
10:13Was it because of the kiss?
10:14Because the kiss was so memorable?
10:15And left a mark on you?
10:16Yeah.
10:17Because, I mean, because that was the first time anybody had like been that bold.
10:20Yeah.
10:20Like, I was like, yo, that was.
10:22Plus, she was beautiful.
10:23So, I mean, you know.
10:24But like, you know, I know her husband now.
10:26She's got beautiful children now.
10:28Like, they live in Miami.
10:29They killing it.
10:30You know, but I'm saying, you know, that was the moment right there.
10:33That was fine.
10:33Okay.
10:34Yeah.
10:34Last question.
10:36All the females at the radio station are in an all-out brawl.
10:42Okay.
10:42Who's the first one to get knocked out?
10:45And who's the last one standing?
10:47Who Got Them Hands?
10:48Oh.
10:49And this is all the females?
10:50Yeah.
10:51So, it's like on the air or just all the females in the building?
10:53I say on the air.
10:55Like, I mean, because you got like.
10:56Well, you got Raka and Vanessa that are on the air that do stuff too.
10:59Yeah.
11:00So, I'm like, are they in it?
11:01Um, sure.
11:02Okay.
11:05Because, I mean, like, honestly, I mean, I know who I think going to get knocked out.
11:09Right.
11:10Really?
11:10Who's that?
11:10That's Meredith.
11:11Meredith getting knocked out?
11:12Meredith going to get knocked out.
11:13She might get up.
11:14Meredith might get up.
11:15Oh, Meredith.
11:15You might get up.
11:17You know, like, she ain't going to be out cold, but she going to touch the floor.
11:21Why would I get knocked out first?
11:22Meredith, because listen, you from.
11:24I can duck and weave.
11:25Nah.
11:26Yeah.
11:26Ain't no duck and weave.
11:27That's right.
11:27I've been pressing my boxing.
11:28It's Bob and weave.
11:29Okay.
11:29Yeah.
11:29That.
11:29See?
11:30Yeah.
11:30That's true though.
11:31So, she has been going and boxing.
11:34For a while.
11:34Like, two or three times a week.
11:35Right.
11:36And I think that's awesome.
11:39Hey, this isn't about me.
11:41I think it's awesome.
11:42She got a great trainer and everything, but that don't mean she ready to be up against
11:45Money Mayweather.
11:46I think that Babs got them hands.
11:48Yeah.
11:49I think Babs can go.
11:50Like, I mean, if I was, put it this way.
11:52If I was in a fight and I had to have two or three people from the staff, Babs might be
11:58one of them that I'd pick.
11:59Oh, man.
12:00I mean, I'd definitely get you.
12:02You know, I'd have heard about your pedigree.
12:06But, you know, Babs might be one of them.
12:08Like, if I had, like, grabbed three people off the staff, meet me downstairs in the parking
12:11lot, we about to fight.
12:13I'd be like, Babs, take off your wig.
12:15And your earrings.
12:16Come on.
12:17Come on.
12:17Me, you, and Davi going downstairs.
12:18Y'all pick a third.
12:19Let's go.
12:20That's great.
12:20Let's go.
12:21All right.
12:21All right.
12:22Let's see here.
12:22That's three, ain't it?
12:23That's three.
12:24That's three.
12:24All right.
12:25So, I'm boomeranging that back to y'all.
12:29About who's getting knocked out?
12:30Who on the staff?
12:32If you had to pick three on the staff, who would you pick?
12:39In general, not just women?
12:42I mean.
12:43Yeah, it's women.
12:44It's women.
12:44The question is women.
12:45Yeah, the question was all the girls on the staff.
12:47Okay, go ahead, Davi.
12:48Me first?
12:49Yeah.
12:50Okay.
12:51I see Meredith also getting knocked out.
12:55I hate you guys so much.
12:57I'm going to punch both of you in nuts right now.
13:00But it's not going to hurt.
13:01It's not going to hurt, though.
13:02We're not worried about your hands.
13:04We're not worried.
13:06Yeah.
13:06I hate both of you.
13:10You know what?
13:11I think Babs is a formidable foe, but I would go with Vanessa.
13:16I almost picked Vanessa.
13:17And the reason I say Vanessa.
13:19She got a little ratchet.
13:21She got a little ratchet.
13:22She hurts herself a lot.
13:24So, she's the type that goes on vacation, comes back with a broken toe.
13:27It goes to the beach and comes back, messes something up.
13:32Yeah, she comes back.
13:34She can take pain.
13:34She can take pain.
13:35She can take pain.
13:36And all of those injuries have probably made her a little bit more fearless.
13:39So, I'm going to run.
13:40And she got in a big fight at this little...
13:43Never mind.
13:44I'll go with Vanessa.
13:45Don't tell her too much of her business, though.
13:48Yeah, for real.
13:49All right, wait.
13:50All right, Meredith, who's going to get...
13:51If you picked yourself.
13:52I'm voting for...
13:53I'm going to kill everybody with my hands.
13:56How about that?
13:56That's right.
13:57Somebody has to stand up for me.
13:58I love the fact that you just said, I'm going to kill everyone with my hands.
14:02That tells us right there.
14:03And nobody felt threatened.
14:04Right?
14:06Said nobody.
14:07Yeah, nobody's going to HR.
14:08It's okay.
14:09It's like it never happened.
14:09People driving.
14:10They looked at the board like, bless her heart.
14:13Bless her heart.
14:15Listen, they're trying to sound right.
14:19HR could be listening.
14:20Be like, you know what?
14:21She good.
14:21We know she good.
14:22We ain't even worried about what she just said.
14:24Somebody's got to stand up for me.
14:25I'm going to defend myself with my hands.
14:29All right.
14:30Who getting knocked out out of the girls?
14:32Everybody.
14:32Everybody.
14:33There we go.
14:34All right.
14:34That's it.
14:36It's a wrap.
14:37The fifth is done.