Plead The Fifth 12-2-19 Orlando
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04And it'd be me headed to the stand
00:06with an honest look on my face.
00:10For the first time ever.
00:13It's plead the fifth time.
00:14That's where we get questions
00:16that come from the audience, the room.
00:18We get one pass, and everything else
00:19is pretty much TMI.
00:21So, we, let's see, we go clockwise.
00:25Yeah, your boy.
00:25So, you're first.
00:26I got you, O.
00:27Tico.
00:27So, Orlando, I really want to know.
00:30I see you do so much for your family, man.
00:33Nobody in your household goes without, like,
00:37wanting anything.
00:38You go above and beyond.
00:40I also think it's kind of funny
00:41that, like, for the last couple years,
00:43there's been a couple things on your Christmas list
00:45that you've just never gotten.
00:49And we know what those are, too.
00:51Yeah, I want to know what in particular
00:54is on Big O's Christmas list this year.
00:56What do you want?
00:58That's on my list?
00:59Yeah, what's on your list?
01:00Because we know you're not going to get that book bag.
01:03The backpack he was bought in?
01:05Yeah, that backpack ain't going to happen.
01:05I never get the book bag.
01:07I can't, I don't, I don't expect the book bag
01:09because it's like, I go visit the book bag,
01:11like, and just look at it in the window.
01:14The museum.
01:14You know, and I'm like, yo,
01:15that's such a fly book bag.
01:18But if I ain't going to get it for myself,
01:20I don't expect Santa to do it.
01:21But I honestly, on my list right now,
01:25who breathing on?
01:27Is that you?
01:28Damn, Buck, you knew it then.
01:30Darth Vader?
01:31I'm nervous.
01:32I want breath control for that.
01:34I'm trying to think of my questions still, man.
01:36I don't know.
01:38I want the alien Yeezys.
01:41Okay.
01:41But it's Cyber Monday,
01:42so I'm going to get them before noon.
01:44You know what I'm saying?
01:45Like, so, because I don't wait for people to get me stuff.
01:48It's just, I just grind and work hard
01:49and get it myself.
01:50You don't expect somebody to get you anything.
01:52I don't expect, I don't expect anything.
01:54But, I mean, I always get something cool.
01:55I mean, I got, I got another,
01:57I got my butters from, from Santa Claus.
01:59Yeah.
02:00You know, so, so, I mean, yeah,
02:01I get, I get, I get taken care of too.
02:03It's just, you know, I don't know.
02:05The aliens probably.
02:06The alien Yeezys.
02:07Okay.
02:07The alien Yeezys.
02:08I like those.
02:09Those are nice.
02:09And, I mean, and that's because they're beneficial too
02:11because they really are comfortable.
02:13Like, that's the only thing.
02:14Like, I got some shoes that's just stunt.
02:17But, like, those are serviceable.
02:19I mean, I, yeah.
02:20All right.
02:21So, you next.
02:21Okay.
02:22What up?
02:24Have you ever hooked up
02:26with two or more women on the same night?
02:31If so, what happened?
02:33Hello.
02:34Who was it?
02:35Two or more.
02:44Have I ever hooked up with two or more women in the same night?
02:51Yes.
02:52Um, I, okay.
02:55All right.
02:56All right.
02:56Okay.
02:57So, I have.
02:58But, it was, I mean, now this is pre-being dad, pre-being all that.
03:04Married, just, you know, dating, oh, whatever.
03:07And the cross-section between relationships.
03:10Because I had one person who I was dating,
03:14but the relationship was ending.
03:16And I had one relationship that was going to be the next one after that
03:21because it just seemed like it was going that way.
03:23Right.
03:23And, and so, I remember specifically driving to see the person that it was
03:31going to be and not expecting it to go down.
03:35And it went down.
03:36Yeah.
03:37And then that totally.
03:38That's the best.
03:39Surprise.
03:40The unexpected.
03:41Oh, yeah.
03:42But I didn't expect it to go down.
03:44And then I was convinced after it went down, I'm like, yo,
03:48I got to break up with this other girl because that just happened.
03:51And totally threw me off.
03:52Went to go break up with her.
03:55And she was like, yo, come on, let's.
03:59In the movie.
03:59And I'm like, are you serious?
04:02And so, it went down.
04:04But then we broke up.
04:05Awkwardly.
04:06You told her?
04:07Not right after.
04:08But, like, I left.
04:09And then was like, yo.
04:10Damn.
04:11Oh, that is so wrong.
04:13I mean, yeah.
04:14It wasn't my proudest moment.
04:15Yeah.
04:15But I wasn't in control.
04:17Taking the cookies.
04:18I didn't take no cookies, but I ate the ones that was presented.
04:23So, yeah, whatever.
04:25That's how that went down.
04:26I didn't mean it maliciously or nothing like that.
04:28That was it.
04:29All right.
04:29So, whatever.
04:31Moving on to Buck.
04:32Buck Nasty.
04:32What you got?
04:33All right.
04:33Orlando, if you were president of the United States for one day,
04:37what is one thing you would change?
04:40Is there a law or something you would change?
04:43Would you add something?
04:44Would you get rid of a law?
04:45I hear presidential music in the background.
04:50Mine be more like the Youngblood or something.
04:55But I don't know.
04:57If I could change one.
04:58Man, that's interesting.
05:00If I was in charge and president or whatever,
05:03and I was able to, I mean, probably forgive all college debt.
05:10Oh, that's a good one.
05:12Yeah.
05:12I like it.
05:12I would forgive all college debt.
05:14I ain't trying to be Bernie, but I'm like, yo.
05:15Yeah, it sounded very Bernie-ish.
05:17I mean, but you said one day I get to wipe away.
05:21I mean, because, I mean, can I say world peace?
05:23That's, you can't really do it.
05:24You know what I'm saying?
05:25Not specific enough.
05:26Yeah, you know, so I mean, I'm like.
05:27Peace, meesh.
05:30Peace, meesh.
05:31Whatever.
05:31I thought you were going to say medical marijuana or marijuana in general.
05:35No, I mean, because honestly, I mean, I'm good with it being illegal.
05:38It ain't like you can't find it.
05:44Right.
05:45I mean, whatever.
05:46Like, good people get put out of work when it becomes legal.
05:48All right, all right.
05:49So I got my pass intact, and I got three that are coming from you.
05:55888-429-0941.
05:57Plus, the one that I answered, I got to boomerang that thing back to the room.
06:00So hold up.
06:00Big shout out to Jackie who just hit me and said, wow, that was something I wouldn't have shared.
06:06I'm like, what?
06:07I'm supposed to tell the truth.
06:08Yeah.
06:09Or either tap out.
06:09I could have tapped out.
06:10That's true.
06:11But, you know, I'm just trying to keep it real.
06:13It happens.
06:13It happens.
06:14It really shouldn't.
06:16But it does.
06:16I'll say that just to gavel it out there for folks that, like, I expect better from you, Orlando.
06:21You know, the questions that I was asked so far was, what do I want for Christmas?
06:26Which, on my Christmas list, I like the alien Yeezys.
06:30Have I ever crossed up and had two different sex partners in the same day?
06:37And, unfortunately, I had.
06:40But I wasn't in control of that.
06:41And if I was president, what would I wave my wand and make happen?
06:45And I was like, all that college debt, go.
06:47I like it.
06:48Like, yeah.
06:49You know, take a, what, from Elizabeth Warren's book.
06:53They ain't billionaires.
06:54Give me some.
06:55Yeah.
06:55Pay off these debts.
06:56All right.
06:57So now we got three from the audience.
06:59It's 888-429-0941.
07:01You can text it in or call, and we got you.
07:04Which one?
07:04First one out the 813.
07:06It says, Orlando, name three songs played on Wild that are popular, but you can't stand them.
07:13Just three?
07:15Wow.
07:15That are popular that I can't stand.
07:17Yes, sir.
07:18I can't stand Worth It by YK Osiris.
07:22Okay.
07:23Which is, you know, still popping.
07:26Yeah, yeah, nah, nah.
07:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, nah, nah.
07:31Let's see here.
07:34That I can't stand.
07:37I'm trying to think.
07:38What else is...
07:39Let me, let me scroll through here.
07:41Let's see, uh...
07:43You're going through the log right now?
07:44I mean, honestly...
07:45Let's see.
07:47The, uh...
07:48The, the, um...
07:49Oh, man.
07:50What's some Buddha?
07:51No, no, no.
07:52No, you hate that.
07:53How dare you?
07:54All right, yeah, for real.
07:55Uh, no, because there's one that pops in my head.
07:58Uh...
07:58Is it a Cardi B song?
07:59It's the, uh...
08:00I bet.
08:01It's not a Cardi B song.
08:03What was it?
08:03Because I was just talking about, um...
08:05Talking about it the other day.
08:06Uh, what is it?
08:07Oh, The Good is Hell.
08:09The Good is Hell by Lizzo.
08:10Really?
08:11I don't really like it.
08:12I just like the response.
08:14Yeah.
08:14I like, when I went to the concert and I saw people singing it and crying and fainting
08:17and all that crazy stuff, I was like, all right, I guess this one is dope, but eh.
08:22I don't really like it.
08:22Not that one.
08:23Um, and Press by, uh, by Cardi B.
08:25I always said Press.
08:26I didn't think that was fire.
08:28Yeah.
08:28And a lot of people liked it, but I just really didn't think that was one that was gonna go.
08:32That's a good list.
08:33Yeah, it is.
08:33Those are the ones that, honestly, I'm like...
08:35And that shows you that even though I'm in control of picking the music, I don't pick
08:39it off of my...
08:40It ain't a jukebox.
08:41Yeah.
08:41You know what I'm saying?
08:42I don't just grab what I like, because, you know, if it's popping out there, if people
08:45are buying it or streaming it or whatever, then we get in it.
08:49Yeah.
08:49I think we got a phone call, by the way.
08:51All right.
08:52Uh, let's see here.
08:53You, uh, got...
08:54Who is it?
08:54Desiree on the phone.
08:56Uh, you got a question for me?
08:58What's the question?
08:59Orlando.
09:00Have you ever, uh, said the wrong name in bed?
09:03Have I ever said the wrong name in bed?
09:10No.
09:10Maybe that one day, that two...
09:11No.
09:13No.
09:13I've never said the wrong day in bed.
09:15My numbers ain't like that, where I started to cross over with people.
09:18I can't...
09:18No.
09:19No.
09:20I've slipped up and said something I wasn't supposed to say.
09:24Such as?
09:24Oh.
09:25An example.
09:27I slipped up.
09:28I said, I love you.
09:29Ooh.
09:30To somebody who I had never said it before, and I wasn't planning on saying it at the moment.
09:40Yeah.
09:40But in the throes of passion...
09:42Yes.
09:43It was just a wiggle that just happened.
09:45It was...
09:46It just...
09:47Like, the person turned...
09:49Like, looked...
09:50Like, did you...
09:51What?
09:51What did they say back?
09:52Huh?
09:53Did they say, I love you back?
09:53I...
09:54Yeah, I...
09:55Or were they like...
09:56It was kind of a pause, because they knew, like, wow, it wasn't supposed to be there.
10:00Yeah.
10:01But...
10:01And then they said it later, and I was like, yeah.
10:05I was kind of caught up in the moment right there.
10:07So, after it was...
10:09This is a little part two of the question.
10:11After it was all said and done...
10:12You need a part two of the question.
10:13I know.
10:13I know.
10:13I just need to know.
10:14She hung up, and you get to know.
10:15No.
10:15After you said it, and you guys were done, did you still love her after that?
10:20Or did you, like, take it back?
10:22Did you, like, come to your senses, like, I don't love her?
10:24I still...
10:26Yeah.
10:27Yeah, I did.
10:28I just really...
10:29I didn't take it back.
10:30Oh.
10:31You know, but I...
10:32How do you take that back?
10:33You don't take it back.
10:33You can't take it back.
10:34You just never say it again.
10:35You can't...
10:35I mean, I...
10:35No, you...
10:36We said it more, but I'm saying not at that moment.
10:41It was kind of like the awkward...
10:43It was the elephant in the room, but, like, it didn't happen, because I was out of town.
10:45You didn't just keep saying it in your head.
10:47We were in New York City.
10:48Oh.
10:48And it was like...
10:49And, I mean, and the relationship wasn't that far...
10:52Wasn't going that further, that much further after that.
10:55Okay.
10:55So, it was like...
10:56But it was...
10:57We was in New York.
10:58W Hotel.
10:58Like, hell.
10:59Lights.
11:00Times Square in the window.
11:02This ain't love on the window.
11:06It's a vibe.
11:07This is a vibe.
11:09I was like, I gotta say I love something.
11:11Yeah.
11:12Yeah, but it was...
11:13Yeah.
11:13Ooh.
11:14That was love was earned.
11:15I got one for you.
11:16What you got?
11:17That was one number.
11:18It's the last one.
11:18Okay.
11:19All right.
11:19Good.
11:19Yes.
11:19This is from a long-time listener.
11:23So, I want to know...
11:24That's what the person is saying.
11:25So, I want to know if there has been any issues with the Freak Show members hooking up, including
11:32add-on Freak Show member, Carlos Diaz.
11:36Ugh.
11:41Wait.
11:42So, it ain't just snitching on me.
11:44You want me to snitch on others?
11:45Yeah.
11:46That's what this person wants.
11:47Freak Show members, including Carlos Diaz.
11:50Hooking up.
11:51Hooking up.
11:55I don't know.
11:56I plead the fifth.
11:58I plead the fifth.
12:00Five.
12:01One, two, three, four.
12:02Yeah.
12:03Yeah, man.
12:04I'm not doing that rabbit hole.
12:06Why is you such a button?
12:08Yeah, I mean, come on.
12:09Like, I don't want to do that.
12:11People marry now.
12:11But I do want to boomerang back to the room and say, have there ever been two...
12:17Two different sexcapades that you have had in the exact same 24-hour period?
12:24The same day?
12:25Yes.
12:27There absolutely have been.
12:29Like, you sometimes...
12:30Somehow I think you're proud of that.
12:32Well, like, sometimes you might have a friend or somebody that you deal with and then catch
12:36a random.
12:37Or sometimes it might be two randoms or two friends or two at the same time.
12:42I hear you.
12:42So there's a lot of variables.
12:44You don't hear him.
12:45There's a lot of variables.
12:46You don't hear him.
12:46Yeah.
12:48Yeah.
12:48I don't even think it's that far-fetched.
12:50Like, I'm sure a lot of people have.
12:53Most people have.
12:54Yo, let me tell you something.
12:55Like, almost everybody.
12:55I got good Christian people in my phone who are writing, like, I do not believe this.
13:00And you're like, oh, it's pretty standard.
13:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:02I think it's pretty standard.
13:04Tallman, you two in one day?
13:06Here you go.
13:07Tallman.
13:07Tell the truth.
13:07Tell the truth.
13:08Tall man.
13:09That's his name.
13:09That's his name?
13:12Not in one day.
13:13Not in one day.
13:14He's a gentleman.
13:15You know what I'm saying?
13:15Yeah.
13:16If you're good with God, you can't be doing that in two in one day.
13:19I'm not proud of mine if you, like, put yours on a trophy.
13:21Yeah.
13:22Sir Tallman to you now, okay?
13:24For me, I would.
13:26Two in one day.
13:27I would never do that.
13:29That is disgusting.
13:31Really?
13:31Except it's definitely happened.
13:35I'm like, why are you saying it like that?
13:38You've crossed over and had two in one day?
13:40Oh, yeah, it's definitely happened.
13:41Did you feel dirty?
13:42Yeah.
13:43I had to take, like, an extra shower that day just, like, scrubbing myself.
13:47Davi didn't bathe at all.
13:48Yeah.
13:50Pretty standard.
13:51He enjoyed the stank.
13:55Buck nasty.
13:56Yeah, I'm with Davi on here.
13:58I mean, set the mood.
13:59It was a pool party in the mid-afternoon on a Saturday.
14:02Everyone's hanging out at the pool drinking.
14:04Something just happens.
14:05Go up, something happens.
14:07Then you go home, take a nap, rest, whatever.
14:10Then you go out with your boys that night, and it happens again.
14:13So that's what happened with me.
14:14Didn't even mean for it to happen, but there was a two-
14:17Y'all are the reason them stats are so crazy on those commercials.
14:19Like, everyone you sleep with, you sleep with who they sleep with.
14:22That's crazy.
14:23All right, well, we got that knocked out.
14:25That is all questions.
14:26I've survived plead the fifth.
14:27Now I got to go answer texts from people like, I thought you was a good boy.
14:30Yeah, it was a good boy.
14:46I've survived.