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00:00:00Don't you fucking move, pig!
00:00:12We know why you're here.
00:00:14We have you surrounded.
00:00:15So don't try to play the high and mighty cop.
00:00:17Drop your fucking gun!
00:00:21Get on the ground, kid.
00:00:26Now.
00:00:28Don't get me wrong.
00:00:30Before I ended up in some kind of heist movie, life was pretty dope.
00:00:40There you go, bro.
00:00:42Skull.
00:00:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:00:44What was that?
00:00:45Skull?
00:00:46No, skull.
00:00:47Like, with an A.
00:00:48It means, like, cheers in Danish.
00:00:51Coolio.
00:00:58Get a load of this guy.
00:01:00To be honest, I don't even remember his fucking name.
00:01:02Let's go with Steve.
00:01:07Skull?
00:01:08Skull!
00:01:08Right!
00:01:09Steve's a fan.
00:01:14But Steve's not just any fan.
00:01:17No, no, no.
00:01:17Steve's here tonight as an Arthurian fellow.
00:01:20And you see, taking care of fans, I mean, that's a huge deal in the life of someone like me.
00:01:26One last, come on.
00:01:29Come on.
00:01:37I'm Arthur.
00:01:38I'm an online creator slash comedy artist, but I'm sure most of you know that already.
00:01:43And look, I'm not trying to brag.
00:01:45It's not really my style, but I just hit three million subs on my channel.
00:01:50Wait, actually.
00:01:51Three million, two hundred and fifty-nine thousand, eight hundred and seventy-two.
00:01:58Three, to be precise.
00:02:00But I mean, like, who's counting, right?
00:02:02Me.
00:02:03I'm fucking counting.
00:02:04Hey, buddy.
00:02:05Do you mind holding this for a sec?
00:02:08Hey, everyone.
00:02:09Hey.
00:02:10Gather around for a gang selfie.
00:02:12Come on.
00:02:12Three million on three.
00:02:16One, two, three.
00:02:18Three million!
00:02:19Yeah!
00:02:19Yeah!
00:02:30Have fun.
00:02:35Guys.
00:02:42Dude, don't blame me.
00:02:51What, did you expect that the pre-roll ads pay for this fancy-ass apartment?
00:02:58It's the product placement that does.
00:03:09Skull.
00:03:10One sip and I'm flying.
00:03:12Hey, you.
00:03:20Oh, hey.
00:03:21There's our world-famous star.
00:03:23Don't do that to me, please.
00:03:25So, are you at least having a good time?
00:03:28Yeah.
00:03:28Yeah, slowly but surely, I guess.
00:03:31That's because you're not drunk enough.
00:03:32Oh.
00:03:33Just kidding.
00:03:37This is Emma.
00:03:39One of my roommates.
00:03:40And childhood friend.
00:03:42But there's more to it than that.
00:03:49Hey.
00:03:50Don't judge me, okay?
00:03:51I like to keep photos.
00:03:53Look, I've probably confessed my love to her a thousand times.
00:03:56And been stuck in the friend zone ever since we've known each other.
00:04:02Arthur!
00:04:02Hey, yo, Arthur!
00:04:03Come here, buddy.
00:04:04That means you can meet someone.
00:04:05I'm sorry.
00:04:07I'm sorry.
00:04:07Duty calls.
00:04:09I'll be back.
00:04:10So, the pretty boy over here, that's my other roommate, Darren.
00:04:18Slash manager, slash agent, slash, well, you know, he's pretty much just like my best friend.
00:04:26Oh, there he is.
00:04:29The big star, Arthur.
00:04:31Arthur, Arthur.
00:04:32Let me introduce you to Patricia.
00:04:34Now, she just, she just loves you, man.
00:04:36I mean, she's got a stand-up gig for you next week.
00:04:39You dig?
00:04:42Only problem is, Darren doesn't have a fucking clue.
00:04:46If it's not some stupid stand-up gig, then it's for a shitty web series.
00:04:49And notice the girl he's talking to.
00:04:51She's always hot.
00:04:51He's like he's using my name to get his dick wet.
00:04:54Anyways, I'm used to it.
00:04:56Once you go above 100,000 subscribers, the leeches start crawling out of the woodwork.
00:05:03Awesome.
00:05:04Cool, yeah, I love it.
00:05:04Cool.
00:05:10Where were we?
00:05:13So, if I introduced you to Emma and Darren, it's because they're really important to me, right?
00:05:19You know, they're like family.
00:05:21But, more to the point.
00:05:25I caught them banging like bunnies behind my back.
00:05:28Yeah.
00:05:29Yeah, I know.
00:05:30I should have photobombed it and shared it with all of you, right?
00:05:34Yeah.
00:05:34I'm not that big of an asshole, though.
00:05:36Hey, Arthur.
00:05:37Hey, woo!
00:05:38There he is.
00:05:40No worries, everybody.
00:05:41Just bang on him, man.
00:05:42Are you filming?
00:05:44Hey, look.
00:05:44Hey, look.
00:05:45I love this guy.
00:05:45Hey, come on.
00:05:46Give me a minute.
00:05:46Give me a minute.
00:05:47This guy's great.
00:05:47A genius.
00:05:48This brain.
00:05:49This brain.
00:05:49I'm going to kiss it.
00:05:50Oh, okay.
00:05:51I'm going to kiss it again.
00:05:51Okay, what do we stop at?
00:05:52Okay, okay, okay.
00:05:53You don't like kisses?
00:05:53I got you.
00:05:54I got you.
00:05:55Did you want something?
00:05:57No, no, no.
00:05:57I'm just going to check if you want something.
00:05:59I'm going to the convenience store.
00:06:00I'm buying.
00:06:01You want something?
00:06:02Actually, yeah.
00:06:02I wouldn't say no to a chocolate bar.
00:06:05Anything with nougat?
00:06:07Mission accepted.
00:06:08All right.
00:06:08You stay safe.
00:06:09No diggity.
00:06:12So, where were we?
00:06:14Oh, wait.
00:06:15I know.
00:06:16You're still not having fun.
00:06:17Oh, and you are?
00:06:18Come on, Arthur.
00:06:19I know you can't stand people.
00:06:21Yeah, but I can enjoy a party.
00:06:23Yeah, well, three million subs is a lot of people to pretend not to hate.
00:06:26Oh, three million, hmm?
00:06:29How about three million, 259,914?
00:06:35Wow.
00:06:35Oh, Emma, you're Noah.
00:06:40Oh, sorry.
00:06:44Typical.
00:06:45My perfect timing.
00:06:49What the fuck?
00:06:50There's no water?
00:06:52Uh, yeah, there should be.
00:06:54Must be some kind of construction, I guess.
00:07:02Fuck.
00:07:02Oh, shit, I'm a mess.
00:07:05Here, can you hold your jacket?
00:07:05So stoked that the producers cast a hot chick to be my childhood friend, and now she's asking
00:07:30me for my clothes when she could, like, totally just go down the hall and get her own clothes.
00:07:34Because, whoever's writing this, I love you.
00:07:39Arthur, your jacket, please.
00:07:42Oh, yeah.
00:07:50Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:07:52Everyone's chill.
00:07:53It's just a power outage.
00:07:54I'm sure it'll all be over soon, all right?
00:07:56Shit, guys, what do we do?
00:07:57There's also zero service.
00:08:00All right, just keep people from moving, all right?
00:08:02And, uh, I'll bring the music back.
00:08:04Got it.
00:08:06Uh, hey, man, can you hold this for me for a sec?
00:08:09For sure.
00:08:12Yo, everyone.
00:08:14Hey, listen up.
00:08:15Gather around.
00:08:16Please, come on.
00:08:18Freddy, put your fucking pants back on.
00:08:20Guys, hey, listen.
00:08:22Where are you going to go?
00:08:23There's really no point in leaving right now.
00:08:25I mean, look out the window.
00:08:28This power outage is widespread.
00:08:30So, I mean, where are you going to go that's better than this?
00:08:33Am I right?
00:08:34Damn right, dude.
00:08:35Yeah.
00:08:35Okay.
00:08:37So I say, fuck the power outage.
00:08:40Fuck the power.
00:08:41I say, let's fucking party.
00:08:43Yeah.
00:08:44Let's fucking party like there's no fucking tomorrow.
00:08:47So here's to us.
00:08:56And here's to my three million fucking subscribers.
00:09:01Yeah, yeah, frustrating, right?
00:09:13But aren't you bored with these expected montages with people having fun and drinking and taking
00:09:19drugs and the in-the-mood song playing in the background?
00:09:23Anyways, look.
00:09:24As a matter of fact, our show doesn't have the money to make it super fancy, so...
00:09:29Plus, I'm a very bad dancer.
00:09:40Day one of the apocalypse.
00:09:45A whole lot of cleaning.
00:09:50Power's still out, so that's fun.
00:09:53Oh, and still no service either.
00:09:55And I am feeling the need to check my news feed.
00:09:59You want to hear my favorite part?
00:10:08Still no fucking water.
00:10:10Apparently there's not a single goddamn thing to drink in this whole apartment.
00:10:16I even have the perfect title for it.
00:10:18The Hangover.
00:10:19Part four.
00:10:21Worst fucking hangover ever.
00:10:24Ever.
00:10:27Oh, and also, I'm on my way to the grocery store to grab a drink, so...
00:10:32Stay tuned.
00:10:32Don't you fucking move, pig!
00:10:58We know why you're here.
00:11:00We have you surrounded.
00:11:01So don't try to play the high and mighty cop.
00:11:03Drop your fucking gun!
00:11:06Get on the ground, kid.
00:11:09Now.
00:11:11Like I was saying, worst hangover ever.
00:11:16Ever.
00:11:17Well, let me be honest with you guys.
00:11:43Our show doesn't really have the budget for a fancy-ass gunfight with special effects.
00:11:49So, the director asked if I could narrate the rest of my adventures.
00:11:53Hope you guys are cool with that.
00:11:56Well, this is awkward.
00:12:03Interior.
00:12:04Grocery store.
00:12:06Day.
00:12:07Arthur.
00:12:07That's me.
00:12:08Throws himself on the ground.
00:12:10Gunshots resume.
00:12:12He crawls for cover.
00:12:13Terrified.
00:12:14Curls up with his hands on his ears.
00:12:16Eyes closed.
00:12:17Yeah, we've done that.
00:12:18Bullets are flying everywhere.
00:12:19Extreme slow-mo.
00:12:21Too expensive.
00:12:22Arthur finally takes a chance.
00:12:26He crawls to the back of the store and he narrowly escapes by...
00:12:30Hiding in the fridge?
00:12:33Seriously?
00:12:34Why would I hide in a fridge?
00:12:37Fuck.
00:12:38I hope the ending's better than this.
00:12:42Are you kidding me?
00:12:46The ending fucking sucks!
00:12:48Fuck, I knew I should have read this before signing.
00:12:50Hey, let's get this shit back to the writers.
00:12:55Get on the ground, kid.
00:13:01Now.
00:13:08Wait.
00:13:09I didn't piss myself in the old version of the script.
00:13:11I didn't piss myself in the old version of the script.
00:13:41What the fuck?
00:13:44Get down, get down!
00:14:11Fuck!
00:14:21Help me up, kid! Hurry, there's more coming!
00:14:30Let's go.
00:14:31Where?
00:14:32Got to the van.
00:14:34You're driving.
00:14:41Is this guy for real?
00:14:43I never got a stupid driver's license.
00:14:45Now he expects me to drive some big-ass van.
00:14:48Hey!
00:14:49Who the fuck are you talking to?
00:14:51I need you to hide that van. Now, come on!
00:14:58Hey, listen, shouldn't we get you to a hospital or something?
00:15:00You're bleeding like a pig!
00:15:02No pun intended.
00:15:04No. We need to hide that van. Now.
00:15:07Hey, listen, I just want to get back to my apartment.
00:15:09It's like right there.
00:15:11Does it have a parking garage?
00:15:12Yeah.
00:15:13Good.
00:15:14Good, we'll hide it there.
00:15:18Did I just invite this psycho back to my apartment?
00:15:21Hurry, fuck!
00:15:22Alright, alright!
00:15:24Put it in a park.
00:15:25Get...
00:15:26Put it in a park.
00:15:27Get...
00:15:28Put it in a park.
00:15:29Give me the keys.
00:15:30What's your name?
00:15:31What's your name?
00:15:32Put it in park
00:15:44Kid
00:15:47Put it in park
00:15:49Give me the keys
00:15:59What's your name?
00:16:01I'm
00:16:02I'm Arthur
00:16:02Mine's Frank
00:16:04Now
00:16:06I need you to go find some help
00:16:10Doctor, nurse, anyone
00:16:12But you gotta hurry
00:16:13Wait
00:16:14Keep it quiet, okay?
00:16:20Promise me
00:16:21Baby, I'm lonely and I'm sorry to push you so far away
00:16:38And baby, I'll leave me
00:16:39You can please me
00:16:41And while I can't say you love me
00:16:44Steve?
00:16:46Steve, is that you?
00:16:48Arthur?
00:16:49Arthur!
00:16:49Arthur!
00:16:50I'm in here!
00:16:50I'm in the elevator!
00:16:51You gotta find a way to get me out of here, okay?
00:16:53The doors won't open
00:16:54There's no service
00:16:55The buzzer doesn't work
00:16:56Well, there was one guy
00:16:57Went to go get help
00:16:59But the piece of shit never came back
00:17:01Wait, have you been in here since last night?
00:17:04And are you kidding me?
00:17:07I'm so thirsty
00:17:08Okay, um
00:17:10Look, I have to do something really urgent
00:17:13Like real quick
00:17:14But then I'll be right back to get you out of here
00:17:16I promise, Steve, okay?
00:17:18Okay, okay, okay
00:17:19Oh, and Arthur, man
00:17:20I got you to your bar
00:17:21I got you here with me in the elevator
00:17:23Right
00:17:25Yeah
00:17:26Oh, thanks, man
00:17:27Um
00:17:27You can just eat that, though
00:17:29For real
00:17:29I know you're hungry
00:17:30Arthur, are you listening to me?
00:17:32I would never eat your bar, dude
00:17:33You're my hero
00:17:35Thanks
00:17:37Steve?
00:17:39Oh, and I forgot to tell you
00:17:40My name's not Steve
00:17:41It's Marlon
00:17:41Yeah, I'm gonna stick with Steve
00:17:45Hey, dude, dude
00:17:48Where were you?
00:17:51Malika
00:17:51Malika, come on
00:17:54I know you're in there
00:17:55Please answer, Malika
00:17:56Come on, I need you, Malika
00:17:58Please
00:17:59Hey, what the fuck, man?
00:18:00Seriously, like, where the hell were you?
00:18:04Seriously
00:18:04Look at these two
00:18:06Acting like they haven't totally fucked each other
00:18:08Like ten fucking times
00:18:09While I was out there
00:18:10Almost dying
00:18:11God
00:18:12I wish I had the balls to murder them
00:18:14Like Texas Chainsaw Massacre
00:18:16Reboot style
00:18:17Can you please tell us what the fuck is going on?
00:18:28Look
00:18:28I was at the grocery store
00:18:30And
00:18:31There was this cop
00:18:32And people were dying all around me
00:18:35And
00:18:35And what?
00:18:38Guys
00:18:47Meet Frank
00:18:48What the fuck?
00:18:50Oh
00:18:50Guys, I'm only a paramedic
00:18:56We need to go to the hospital
00:18:57We can
00:18:57Why's that?
00:18:59Look, Frank
00:19:00You're gonna have to tell us what's really going on
00:19:02Well, I can't do this like this
00:19:04I need you lying down
00:19:05Frank, look
00:19:05I saved your ass, didn't I?
00:19:07Tell me
00:19:08What did those robbers mean when they said they knew what you were doing in the store?
00:19:12Doing what?
00:19:13Check the bedroom
00:19:14Fuck
00:19:15Kid
00:19:16Kid
00:19:17Careful
00:19:20Water
00:19:22You're risking your life for bottles of water?
00:19:27These ain't just water bottles
00:19:29Water bottles are all we got left to drink in this fucking city
00:19:34Darren
00:19:44You really think this is the right time to video?
00:19:47Why don't you help me?
00:19:48Is the world really ending?
00:19:49You bet I'm gonna film every minute of it
00:19:50Talk to me, please
00:19:52What's going on?
00:19:58I'm out of here, Emma
00:19:59You heard that, cop
00:20:00We gotta leave the city while we still can
00:20:02You're just gonna ditch us?
00:20:04I'm gonna take that truck
00:20:05And I'm gonna keep that water for myself
00:20:09For me
00:20:10And my family, alright?
00:20:12Your family?
00:20:13Yeah
00:20:13That's bullshit
00:20:14You know there's no way out of the city in this chaos
00:20:17You just wanna hoard that shit for yourself
00:20:18And what about us, huh?
00:20:21We have to share what's left
00:20:22You're being so selfish right now
00:20:23Guys
00:20:23Can you stop arguing for one minute?
00:20:26Either way, we gotta go back to Frank and Malika
00:20:28Hello, please
00:20:30We need water
00:20:31To fill up our son's baby bottle
00:20:34Can you please get a water bottle?
00:20:36Oh, we might
00:20:37Oh, come on
00:20:38I heard you talking
00:20:39All the stores are closing up
00:20:42Shame on you
00:20:45I hope you die of thirst
00:20:46It's us or them, alright?
00:20:50Holy balls
00:21:18That's some unrealistic
00:21:20Movie shit
00:21:21Stop filming
00:21:45Somebody
00:21:48Is there a guy trapped in the elevator?
00:21:56Yeah
00:21:56He was at our party
00:21:58Look, you guys go ahead
00:21:59I'll catch up with you
00:22:00Okay?
00:22:03I don't wanna die in this shithole
00:22:06Please
00:22:06Do something, you bitch
00:22:10Hey, buddy
00:22:13How's it going in there?
00:22:16Arthur
00:22:16Buddy
00:22:17What the fuck is going on out there?
00:22:20Seriously
00:22:20You gotta find a way to get me out of here
00:22:23Arthur
00:22:26Are you still there?
00:22:30Arthur, you come back
00:22:31Arthur, come back here, you bitch-ass motherfucker
00:22:34I'm still here
00:22:35Still here
00:22:38I was just messing with you, buddy
00:22:42I've just been in here so long, you know
00:22:45I actually don't remember my life before this elevator
00:22:49I'm going to get you help
00:22:51I'll come back for you, dude
00:22:53Just stay put
00:22:54Okay
00:23:03Just tell us what's really happened
00:23:05Last time, I don't know
00:23:07That's bullshit, and you know it
00:23:09Calm down, Darren
00:23:09Guys, we have to help this dude in the elevator
00:23:14He sounds like he's going to die
00:23:15Take only two every four hours
00:23:18You got it?
00:23:19Thank you, Malika
00:23:20Seriously, guys, can we go help him, please?
00:23:24Guys, seriously, we have to help him
00:23:26Get in and close the damn door, someone will see us
00:23:28Yeah, so what if someone sees us?
00:23:31You know, if you've got an order for all this water here
00:23:34Why are you hiding out here?
00:23:36I mean, he makes a pretty good point, Frank
00:23:38Hey, Frank, what are you doing?
00:23:46Everyone, out of the van, now
00:23:48Go, go, go, get in, go
00:23:48Jesus
00:23:50See?
00:23:53Whatever this guy's hiding, it's worth killing for
00:23:56You know what?
00:23:58Maybe he wants to keep all the water for himself, huh?
00:24:01Hey, hey, Frank, stop!
00:24:04Frank
00:24:05Even if that's true, you still have to share some of it with us
00:24:09Because our neighbors, there's elderly people and families
00:24:13And they have kids, and they need that water, too
00:24:15What?
00:24:23I was getting thirsty
00:24:24Did you know that you need at least two liters of water a day?
00:24:30Three to four when hungover?
00:24:36Hey, Frank
00:24:36You want to die, that's on you
00:24:38But you've got to give us the keys so we can get the fuck out of here
00:24:40What are you talking about?
00:24:42We have to help people
00:24:43What?
00:24:43You want to walk towards the gunshots?
00:24:45Are you fucking stupid?
00:24:50Get down!
00:24:51Can't you call backup?
00:25:09God
00:25:09We have to help them!
00:25:14Quit the fuck up, Blondie
00:25:15This is the Dark Ages all over again
00:25:17Hey, Jesus, Frank
00:25:18You don't need to talk to her like that
00:25:20Emily, are you okay?
00:25:25Okay, listen up
00:25:27I know what you're thinking
00:25:28But if we open this door, it's game over
00:25:31We're all dead
00:25:32These guys
00:25:33They're not your neighbors
00:25:36They are not your friends
00:25:38They are hardened criminals heavily armed
00:25:40They're the ones who attacked the grocery store
00:25:43You can trust me on this
00:25:45If these murderers get through that door
00:25:47They won't stop with a van
00:25:49They'll use violence
00:25:51They will plunder your home
00:25:54They are here to take everything
00:25:56Everything away from you
00:25:58At Waterstock
00:26:01Is the only thing keeping us alive
00:26:05It's our only way out
00:26:08So I got one question for you all
00:26:13What's that, Frank?
00:26:16Are you with me?
00:26:18Yeah
00:26:18Yeah
00:26:21USA
00:26:24USA
00:26:26Yeah, USA
00:26:28USA
00:26:29USA
00:26:30USA
00:26:31USA
00:26:32USA
00:26:33USA
00:26:34USA
00:26:35USA
00:26:36USA
00:26:36USA
00:26:37USA
00:26:37USA
00:26:41USA
00:26:42USA
00:26:44USA
00:26:44USA
00:26:45USA
00:26:45USA
00:26:47Nah
00:26:48It didn't really happen like that
00:26:50We were all scared shitless
00:26:52We were all scared shitless
00:26:54Let's just get the fuck out of here
00:26:56Let's get to go
00:26:56Yeah, now we're talking
00:26:57For once
00:27:01The script writer of the show had a good idea
00:27:04And yeah, as crazy as it seems
00:27:07People freak out within 12 hours without water
00:27:10Way more than if the wifi was gone for good
00:27:13Anyways, we forced our way out from those thugs
00:27:20And it was pretty badass
00:27:23And now, well, I guess we're gonna drive somewhere safe
00:27:27Out of the city, I hope
00:27:31Oh, shit, I totally forgot about that Steve guy
00:27:42I hope someone helps him
00:27:44Whoa, whoa, yeah
00:27:47I love you
00:27:59Frank? You okay?
00:28:05Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no
00:28:06Look, I know you're in a lot of pain, okay
00:28:09But there's no use in taking that many
00:28:12I mean, what are you trying to do, kill yourself?
00:28:14Take the next right
00:28:27Right, no, if we want to leave the city the fastest way
00:28:30We're not leaving the city
00:28:31Oh, fuck
00:28:36Okay, that's enough
00:28:38You need to tell me everything you fucking know
00:28:40What the fuck?
00:28:42Say something next time you're gonna do that shit
00:28:44Hey, guys, what's going on?
00:28:47Drive
00:28:48I'm not going until you tell me what's going on
00:28:51Are you fucking insane?
00:28:53If we stay here, we're dead
00:28:54Drive
00:28:55Malika, answer me
00:28:58Frank doesn't want to leave the fucking city
00:29:00And I'm not going anywhere until he tells us why
00:29:03All right, let's go
00:29:04Help me, help me, come on, come on
00:29:05Fuck, drive
00:29:10Frank, do something
00:29:12You're gonna get us all killed, Malika
00:29:16Malika
00:29:17Will you all shut up?
00:29:20I'm not going until he tells us the truth
00:29:22We need the truth
00:29:24All right
00:29:26So you're gonna spit it out, Frank?
00:29:50Frustrating, right?
00:29:51But aren't you bored with these middling plot moments
00:29:54Where some big, lame secret is divulged
00:29:57In order to reignite the story?
00:29:59You know what?
00:30:00I say, screw you, you lazy-ass writers
00:30:03First, you made me piss myself
00:30:05And now this
00:30:05Picture this
00:30:25A group of nerdy morons
00:30:27Barely graduated
00:30:28In charge of writing a show
00:30:30Let's call it
00:30:31Let's call it
00:30:31Skull
00:30:32Right now
00:30:34They're working on the fourth episode
00:30:37And
00:30:38No one really has a clue
00:30:40What the fuck to write next
00:30:41And let's be honest
00:30:43They're not getting paid enough
00:30:45To give a shit anyways
00:30:46Oh
00:30:47Guys
00:30:52Guys, I've got this
00:30:54No
00:30:54No
00:30:56For the last time
00:30:57We should have written a bible
00:30:58And an outline
00:30:59That's how it's supposed to be done
00:31:01Ben, can we get on that like now?
00:31:04Um
00:31:04But just listen
00:31:05But no, Casey
00:31:06Because if this keeps going on
00:31:08I'm gonna get my credit replaced
00:31:10With Alan Smitty
00:31:11Mark
00:31:12All you real directors
00:31:14Get to use that credit
00:31:15Also
00:31:16We did pretty amazing
00:31:18With the first three episodes
00:31:20So just listen
00:31:21Alright
00:31:22Okay, what if
00:31:23Um
00:31:24Frank says something
00:31:25About the water shortage
00:31:27You know
00:31:28Like that it isn't just happening
00:31:29In their city
00:31:30Oh
00:31:31That he actually robbed
00:31:32The grocery store himself
00:31:34Like it's just
00:31:36Okay
00:31:36Alright
00:31:38How can you explain that though?
00:31:41Also
00:31:42We need to find an idea
00:31:43As to why the water disappeared
00:31:45Just saying
00:31:46Um
00:31:48Okay
00:31:48Well
00:31:49Because the government
00:31:51Won't do anything
00:31:52To help anyone
00:31:53Well Frank knows this
00:31:55So
00:31:55You know
00:31:56He's just scared
00:31:57Like if he tells the group
00:31:58They might just kick him out
00:32:00Of the truck
00:32:00But
00:32:01He could actually kill everyone
00:32:03Ben
00:32:04What do you think?
00:32:06Ben
00:32:07Please stop that
00:32:09Okay
00:32:09Join us this one time
00:32:11Yeah
00:32:12Yeah
00:32:12That works for me
00:32:13I want that episode
00:32:15The first draft of it at least
00:32:16Ready for
00:32:1710 a.m. tomorrow morning
00:32:19And Mark
00:32:21Sweet little Marky Mark
00:32:23You speak to me like that again
00:32:26How far are you?
00:32:27Alright
00:32:28We clear?
00:32:30Later duchers
00:32:31Okay Mark
00:32:34You got this
00:32:36Tomorrow
00:32:3710 a.m.
00:32:42And that's how you make an episode longer
00:32:44And
00:32:45In the cheapest way possible
00:32:47You gonna spit it out Frank?
00:32:52Frank?
00:32:54Water problems
00:32:56They don't only concern the city
00:32:59It's the entire country
00:33:01What?
00:33:06The entire country?
00:33:07How?
00:33:09Is this some kind of terrorist attack?
00:33:12Is it like aliens?
00:33:13Is it the Russians?
00:33:15They haven't figured it out yet
00:33:17My orders were clear
00:33:19Requisition of all the water stocks left
00:33:22Large suppliers
00:33:24Grocery stores
00:33:25Even the freaking quarter mom and pop shops
00:33:28If necessary
00:33:28All of it
00:33:29And government?
00:33:32What about us?
00:33:34They don't have a plan
00:33:36Didn't take long to figure that out
00:33:40And I'm
00:33:41Just
00:33:43I need to take care of my own family
00:33:49So that's what I'm doing
00:33:51Shit
00:33:52You know I knew it
00:33:53I knew it from the start
00:33:56You know this guy's just gone rogue
00:33:57He wanted to keep all the water for himself
00:34:00That's his big secret
00:34:01So familiar Darren
00:34:02Wow and to think
00:34:05I saved your life
00:34:07I even did a stupid fist pump with you
00:34:09Just how much of a fucking scumbag are you Frank?
00:34:13And then what?
00:34:15What was the plan once you reached your family?
00:34:26Fuck
00:34:27I think we went over something
00:34:28We can't stay here
00:34:30Well there's a flat tire
00:34:31There
00:34:35Go over there
00:34:39Oh fuck
00:34:45Oh fuck
00:35:09What happened?
00:35:16We need to change these tires
00:35:18Guess I'm changing tires
00:35:21Arthur
00:35:23Blondie
00:35:23Come here
00:35:24Hey what about me?
00:35:25Derek
00:35:25Here with me
00:35:26Stop playing around
00:35:30Arthur lures the camera
00:35:31While Frank hands his handgun to him
00:35:34Ever fired a gun before?
00:35:36Um no
00:35:38I mean yeah
00:35:39Frank said
00:35:40Emma appears confident
00:35:42She takes the gun from Arthur's hands
00:35:44And cocks it
00:35:45Emma gives the weapon back to Arthur
00:35:47Arthur is speechless
00:35:49Frank gives Emma a gun
00:35:51Now listen to me
00:35:53You only shoot if I tell you to
00:35:55Got it?
00:35:56Arthur and Emma nod
00:35:58Frank runs to Malika and Darren
00:36:00They are working on the tires
00:36:02Malika almost done
00:36:04This boat's a bitch
00:36:06Why?
00:36:07Frank sees thugs
00:36:08Arm to the teeth
00:36:09Heading straight for the truck
00:36:12Frank fires at them
00:36:13Cut to black
00:36:15Roll credits
00:36:16So Frank is like a gangster now?
00:36:20Ben
00:36:22Any comments?
00:36:25See?
00:36:26That wasn't so bad
00:36:27Right?
00:36:29But you know what?
00:36:32We could have had more sex
00:36:33Yeah
00:36:35Make sure you add more sex
00:36:37To the next episode
00:36:37Uh
00:36:38Okay
00:36:39We could have
00:36:41Frank and Malika
00:36:42Stress fuck
00:36:43Oh yeah
00:36:44Sure
00:36:44An injured cop
00:36:46And a paramedic
00:36:48We could also have
00:36:49Arthur and Darren doing it
00:36:51Yeah
00:36:51We haven't had any gay stuff
00:36:52In a long time
00:36:53I bet the LGBTQ community
00:36:55Would be very happy
00:36:56That's not how you reach people
00:36:59And you know that Mark
00:37:00Guys
00:37:01This is brilliant
00:37:03Arthur
00:37:05Darren
00:37:06Together
00:37:07D on D action
00:37:09We're going viral
00:37:10You don't understand
00:37:11This is amazing
00:37:12Okay
00:37:13You know what?
00:37:14I should have thought of this earlier
00:37:15You guys
00:37:17You guys write this
00:37:18I'm gonna go pitch this
00:37:20To the producers
00:37:20We are going viral kids
00:37:23Oh
00:37:24Let's do this
00:37:26Peace
00:37:28Yeah I got it
00:37:34Tomorrow 10 a.m
00:37:35Well
00:37:38Here we are
00:37:40One step closer
00:37:42To the final episode
00:37:43Of Skull
00:37:44And sooner or later
00:37:46One of us
00:37:47Is going to die
00:37:49That's what we call
00:37:51The Game of Thrones effect
00:37:52Yeah
00:37:53That's a thing
00:37:54So
00:37:55Who
00:37:57Will the writers
00:37:58Decide to kill?
00:38:00Could it be Frank?
00:38:02The lying cop
00:38:03Willing to do anything
00:38:04For his family?
00:38:05Or maybe Darren
00:38:07My so-called
00:38:09Best friend
00:38:10That
00:38:12I wouldn't mind
00:38:13Or
00:38:15It could be Malika
00:38:17Or maybe
00:38:22Emma
00:38:23My Emma
00:38:24The love of my life
00:38:26Who doesn't love me back
00:38:28Oh
00:38:37God damn it
00:38:38Aren't you supposed to be naked
00:38:39In a morgue?
00:38:40Isn't that like a rule
00:38:41Or something?
00:38:43Now
00:38:43That being said
00:38:45The writers could totally decide
00:38:48To kill me off as well
00:38:49Me
00:38:50The hero
00:38:52The charismatic man
00:38:54Upon whose shoulders
00:38:55The popularity of this entire show
00:38:56Depends
00:38:57You hear that writers?
00:39:00Anyways
00:39:00You'll find out
00:39:02In the fifth episode
00:39:04Of Skull
00:39:05Live
00:39:06And let die
00:39:08Or wait
00:39:10I think that's like a
00:39:11Bond film or something
00:39:22I think that's like a
00:39:52You have a fire gun before?
00:40:03Yeah
00:40:04Video games?
00:40:06Yeah
00:40:06All you have to do is aim at you
00:40:22Now listen to me
00:40:30You two don't fire unless I tell you to
00:40:33You got it?
00:40:37How's it coming with that tire?
00:40:40His prank sucks
00:40:41Darren
00:40:54Darren
00:40:55Get down
00:40:56Hurry up with those tires
00:40:58Darren
00:40:59Darren
00:41:01Frank!
00:41:20Frank!
00:41:23Frank!
00:41:25Frank!
00:41:26Frank!
00:41:29Run!
00:41:30What are you doing?
00:41:36Man, I'm teasing how do you fuck, Frank?
00:41:39Fuck his band.
00:41:41Barney, I gotta use that shotgun.
00:41:45Come out of here, come on.
00:41:45Put pressure.
00:41:53Hey, they need our help.
00:41:55Get the hell away from me.
00:42:00Arthur!
00:42:30Are you fucking kidding me?
00:42:55I've been dead like, what, 20 fucking seconds and they're already going at it like fucking
00:43:00rabbits?
00:43:00No.
00:43:01We need some rewrites in this bitch.
00:43:03Set.
00:43:07Get the hell away from me.
00:43:16Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:32Oh my god, Emma.
00:43:34Oh my god.
00:43:35Hey, hey, look at me, look at me, look at me.
00:43:37Hey, hey.
00:43:39Malika, Malika, Malika.
00:43:40I'm fucking a driver.
00:43:41Hey, Malika, go.
00:43:42Hey, hey, Malika, come back.
00:43:46Emma.
00:43:54Emma, Emma, look at me, look at me, look at me.
00:44:01Oh shit.
00:44:03You're the guy from the videos.
00:44:05Arthur, right?
00:44:06Bro, look.
00:44:09It's Arthur from the videos.
00:44:10It's Arthur from the videos.
00:44:38Oh, my God.
00:45:08So,
00:45:37Where were we? Oh, wait, I know. You're still not having fun.
00:45:42Oh, and you are? Come on, Arthur, I know you can't stand people.
00:45:45Yeah, but I can enjoy a party.
00:45:47Yeah, well, three million subs is a lot of people to pretend not to hate.
00:45:53I know. At this very moment, Emma got the nosebleed and, well, everything went to shit.
00:46:01Get on the ground, kid.
00:46:02But that's not the point. No, the point is, I should have had the balls to say something about her banging Darren.
00:46:13But, you know, replaying this in my mind, knowing now what I know about the water vanishing, the robberies, the power outages, everything, I still wouldn't have confronted her.
00:46:27No. I would have done something else entirely.
00:46:33Yeah, well, three million subs is a lot of people to pretend not to hate.
00:46:36Oh, three million, hmm?
00:46:43You're right. I don't care about my subscribers.
00:46:46Hell, I don't care about anyone in this room.
00:46:48But there is one person I truly care for.
00:46:54My first subscriber.
00:46:55Yes.
00:47:01The one who first believed in me.
00:47:05The one I always loved.
00:47:07You.
00:47:10Arthur, don't.
00:47:12What are you doing? Stand up.
00:47:14Emma.
00:47:17I'm willing to put our friendship on the line tonight, so you can finally understand.
00:47:21I don't care.
00:47:25Emma Tyler.
00:47:31Will you marry me?
00:47:32This is a joke, right? This is for one of your videos?
00:47:35I swear, this isn't for one of my videos.
00:47:37This is real.
00:47:38You're serious? You're not joking?
00:47:41Yes?
00:47:41Yes, I'll marry you.
00:47:42I need this.
00:47:43I've been waiting for this.
00:47:44I saw him.
00:47:45I'm going to get you to the hospital.
00:47:58I want the keys.
00:48:11I want the keys.
00:48:11Listen, man.
00:48:30Fucking listen.
00:48:31I'm sorry.
00:48:58I'm sorry, man.
00:49:00I know.
00:49:02I fucked up.
00:49:05I'm a fucking coward, okay?
00:49:07I was scared to him, but I just...
00:49:09I'm still your best friend, okay?
00:49:13My best friend?
00:49:16My best fucking friend?
00:49:19I saw you fucking her behind my back.
00:49:23You piece of shit.
00:49:24You took her from me once, and now you took her from me forever.
00:49:32It should have been you.
00:49:35You should have been the one to die, not her!
00:49:37Yeah, fine.
00:49:40I'm a selfish piece of shit, okay?
00:49:45Yeah, you fucking big.
00:49:47And yeah, I wanted to run.
00:49:49But you can't put all this on me.
00:49:52You know, I tried walking away, and you came after me.
00:49:54She ran after you.
00:49:55She chose to come after you.
00:49:56Martha!
00:49:57You're alive, because of her.
00:50:09You know, listen to you.
00:50:12Out!
00:50:12Out!
00:50:12Out!
00:50:12If I ever see you again,
00:50:24I'll kill you.
00:50:26I'll kill you.
00:50:54I know what you're thinking.
00:51:07I should ask for a rewrite.
00:51:10To find a way to save Emma.
00:51:13But the truth is,
00:51:15from the very beginning,
00:51:18I've just been sharing my fantasies with you.
00:51:22And that's it.
00:51:24This,
00:51:25right now,
00:51:28this is real life.
00:51:31And there's no rewriting that.
00:51:36But you know what?
00:51:38Maybe it's for the best.
00:51:40Now we can,
00:51:42we can all get a break from the bullshit.
00:51:46God.
00:51:47That's it.
00:51:49That's it.
00:52:00You know what?
00:52:04I know.
00:52:05I know what you're doing.
00:52:07I know what you're doing.
00:52:08I mean,
00:52:09I'm winding my faith.
00:52:10Oh, my God.
00:52:40Get on the ground, kid.
00:52:56Thought there's no water?
00:52:57No.
00:52:57Get out of me!
00:52:59Sorry for your lies, man.
00:53:00You're a liar.
00:53:01Because of her.
00:53:02Have I ever seen you again?
00:53:03You should have been the one to die, not her!
00:53:04I'm a kid.
00:53:10I'm a kid.
00:53:40That's me, and, uh...
00:53:43Arthur.
00:53:46That's me, and...
00:53:50Fuck.
00:53:58Arthur.
00:54:00That's me.
00:54:01And, uh...
00:54:04Well, to be honest, I'm having the worst fucking hangover of my entire life.
00:54:13You know, it's funny, right?
00:54:15Every time you scroll through your newsfeed, you read about these terrible events, these disasters, you know, wars, deaths, thousands of deaths.
00:54:29Yet, in the end, you don't give a fuck.
00:54:37Not a single fuck.
00:54:40And, I mean, after all, it's to be expected.
00:54:44I mean, why should you care about someone you've never met, you know?
00:54:48Someone that lives thousands and thousands of miles away from your little teeny tiny fucking first world problems.
00:54:55And, fuck you, I don't give a shit about your neighbors.
00:54:59However, when reality catches up, and some serious shit goes down in your life, it's a whole different ballgame.
00:55:16Fuck it.
00:55:25Fuck this.
00:55:26Fuck this!
00:55:28The truth is, the only person I ever wanted to make a video for in the first place is...
00:55:34Fuck this.
00:55:38Fuck this.
00:55:42Arthur!
00:55:46Melika!
00:55:51Melika!
00:55:54Melika, no!
00:55:56Melika, run!
00:55:57Melika!
00:55:57Run!
00:55:58Melika!
00:55:59Pull the back!
00:56:00All the fuck!
00:56:10Take it, take it, take it.
00:56:12All right, look down.
00:56:12Get it, don't get it.
00:56:14Damn.
00:56:15Here, let's take this off.
00:56:24Well, it's about time.
00:56:33I need you to light up the walls, okay?
00:56:42This is gonna hurt.
00:56:44You ready?
00:56:51I'm sorry.
00:56:54Okay.
00:57:11How many kids do you have?
00:57:13Two.
00:57:16A boy and a girl.
00:57:18How old?
00:57:20Mike's eight.
00:57:22Olivia's turned ten.
00:57:24My niece turned 13 last month.
00:57:30You have a rude awakening on your hands.
00:57:33Yeah.
00:57:34I know.
00:57:35Girls are the worst.
00:57:43Of the two kids were left.
00:57:45I don't know.
00:57:53Wait.
00:57:55You're not too close to me.
00:57:57You're not too close.
00:57:58Do I know?
00:58:00I know.
00:58:01Oh, honey, no, no.
00:59:04Hey.
00:59:06My gun.
00:59:09Take it.
00:59:11That thing.
00:59:16On the back.
00:59:17Yeah, right there.
00:59:18Yeah, that one.
00:59:19This?
00:59:20Yeah.
00:59:21Try and pull it.
00:59:23Good.
00:59:24Now, hold it firmly and aim.
00:59:28It's okay.
00:59:30Malika.
00:59:31Yeah?
00:59:32Careful.
00:59:33The trigger's very light.
00:59:34Okay.
00:59:35Don't shoot.
00:59:36Okay.
00:59:37I know you have a gun.
00:59:38Who are you?
00:59:39My name is Nasser.
00:59:40I took shelter here.
00:59:41I took shelter here.
00:59:42What about you?
00:59:43We took cover from the storm.
00:59:44Okay.
00:59:45Listen.
00:59:46I'm in you no harm.
00:59:47I'm by myself and I have no weapon.
00:59:48No weapon?
00:59:49Right.
00:59:50I'm supposed to just take your word for it?
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:52Okay.
00:59:53Okay.
00:59:54I'm in you no harm.
00:59:55I'm by myself and I have no weapon.
00:59:57No weapon?
00:59:58Right.
00:59:59I'm supposed to just take your word for it?
01:00:02Okay.
01:00:04Okay.
01:00:05Okay.
01:00:06I'm in you no harm.
01:00:09I'm by myself and I have no weapon.
01:00:12No weapon.
01:00:14Right.
01:00:15I'm supposed to just take your word for it?
01:00:17Okay.
01:00:19Okay, I understand
01:00:24So shine your light on me. I will walk forward with both hands visible
01:00:49Malika
01:00:53Malika, look at me
01:00:56Look at me
01:01:00Drop the gun
01:01:19Malika
01:01:28Hey pretty boy, you're with me
01:01:31Okay, sweetie, just extend your arms
01:01:34That's it, okay, good, you're doing good
01:01:37Just pull this back
01:01:39Pull it back
01:01:41Nice, stay done, okay
01:01:43Right between your eyes, nice deep breath
01:01:45And just squeeze and squeeze the trigger
01:01:50Squeeze it
01:02:04Good job, sweetie
01:02:06Good job, amazing, you're really good at this, you know
01:02:08Like a natural born killer
01:02:10That's right
01:02:12Bring in the next one
01:02:13Bring in the next one
01:02:20Oh
01:02:22Oh, oh
01:02:24Oh, man
01:02:26Oh
01:02:27Oh, oh, oh
01:02:29Do you have, uh, do you have anything to disinfect the wounds, to sew, bandages, anything?
01:02:57All that's left.
01:02:58And, uh, sorry, but that's all I could find.
01:03:02That's okay.
01:03:04That'll work.
01:03:05I'm Malika.
01:03:07This is Frank.
01:03:10I'm Nasir.
01:03:16Oh.
01:03:17Oh.
01:03:17Oh.
01:03:18Oh.
01:03:21Oh.
01:03:23It sounds like he wants to say something, sweetie.
01:03:25You want to hear what he has to say?
01:03:30Oh, God, no, just don't, don't, don't, don't kill me, please, don't.
01:03:34I, uh, I know where there's water, okay?
01:03:38I, uh, I, I know where there's water and I can show you where to find it, okay?
01:03:44Just, just please, please, please don't kill me, okay?
01:03:47I'll, uh...
01:03:48Is he going to get better?
01:03:54He's, uh, with antibiotics and, uh, some rest.
01:03:59He's tough, you know.
01:04:04I'm sorry.
01:04:05I'm sorry.
01:04:06Please, don't apologize.
01:04:10I completely understand.
01:04:21Where are we?
01:04:23The basement of a community center.
01:04:27Now, it's too dangerous.
01:04:31I'm afraid we might have to leave the city soon.
01:04:32But with all these new people...
01:04:38You need more supplies.
01:04:42More water.
01:04:51And, uh, if you just don't kill me, please, I'll tell you, okay?
01:04:56Water, guys.
01:05:02Water, guys.
01:05:28Water.
01:05:28formula for Ada.
01:05:31I love you.
01:05:43Want some bread?
01:05:47What?
01:05:49Do you want some bread?
01:05:51Hey.
01:05:53Do you want some bread?
01:06:01I also have water.
01:06:16You're welcome.
01:06:31Don't be scared.
01:06:41Have a seat.
01:06:43Is it for me?
01:06:49Hm?
01:07:17So much. I mean, the steak is awesome.
01:07:30So, like, you know that I'm not making this shit up then, right?
01:07:33Like, you found the van?
01:07:35Yeah.
01:07:36Yeah, we found the van.
01:07:38I thought you weren't going to believe me.
01:07:41It was like out of a fucking crazy movie or something.
01:07:44I mean, like, if only you knew, like, the whole story behind that water.
01:07:54Yeah, about the water.
01:07:58I'd like to hear the whole story from you.
01:08:01because when we got to the van,
01:08:03all we found there
01:08:07is now on your plate.
01:08:09hell, man.
01:08:17Fuck.
01:08:18Fuck.
01:08:21Yeah.
01:08:22Skull.
01:08:52Skull.
01:09:22Skull.
01:09:28I light the fire and wait here alone.
01:09:36Arthur?
01:09:41Excuse me.
01:09:45Is it really you?
01:09:48The Arthur?
01:09:50I saw you from afar and I knew it was you.
01:09:56I shouldn't have...
01:09:58Well, I'll just stop bothering you.
01:10:01Bye.
01:10:02No.
01:10:04Stay.
01:10:08Stay.
01:10:10Please.
01:10:12And you?
01:10:22What's your name?
01:10:24Julian.
01:10:25Julian.
01:10:26Can I ask you something?
01:10:28Julian.
01:10:29Can I ask you something?
01:10:34Go for it.
01:10:36In your video, 20 weird and nasty things about me.
01:10:42Is it true?
01:10:43Is it true?
01:10:44I mean really true that you used to bite your toenails?
01:10:48No, that's just something I threw in the video just to make it funny and get views.
01:11:02Why?
01:11:03Why?
01:11:05Did you used to do that?
01:11:08No.
01:11:09I mean...
01:11:10Sure.
01:11:11I...
01:11:12Of course not.
01:11:13It's...
01:11:14It's nasty, right?
01:11:16You totally do.
01:11:17Well, I mean if we're being honest, yeah.
01:11:18I'm just...
01:11:19I'm just playing with you.
01:11:20I used to do it too.
01:11:21But I quit when I was in like middle school.
01:11:22Can I ask you something else?
01:11:23Yeah.
01:11:24The girl in the truck.
01:11:25Was she a good friend of yours?
01:11:26She was my best friend.
01:11:27I guess.
01:11:28You're not.
01:11:29No.
01:11:30No.
01:11:31No.
01:11:32No.
01:11:33No.
01:11:34No.
01:11:35No.
01:11:36No.
01:11:37No.
01:11:38No.
01:11:39No.
01:11:40No.
01:11:41No.
01:11:42No.
01:11:43No.
01:11:44No.
01:11:45No.
01:11:46No.
01:11:47No.
01:11:48No.
01:11:49No.
01:11:50No.
01:11:51No.
01:11:52No.
01:11:53No.
01:11:54Well, here we are, day two of the apocalypse, and I got nothing left, no apartment, no
01:12:22subscribers, no friends, but I'm alive, and with a group of people just like me, fuck, when
01:12:40I say that it almost sounds like I ended up in some kind of TV show or something.
01:12:47Anyways, now that we have enough water, this Nassar guy is going to try and lead us out
01:12:54of the city.
01:12:58That's all for now, I guess.
01:13:02I only hope that my family's safe.
01:13:05My folks, my sister, my little bro.
01:13:10So, stay tuned for the next episode of Arthur vs. the Apocalypse.
01:13:23It's a working title.
01:13:24Houston, this is Alpha.
01:13:35Do you read me?
01:13:37This is Commander Johnson.
01:13:39Do you read me?
01:13:40Is anybody there?
01:13:43What's going on?
01:13:46It's as if the Earth's water is...
01:13:47It's as if it's watered.
01:14:08I think this is the only thing to do to try.
01:14:11It just isn't the universe anymore.
01:14:12Now, I want to play some of the Checkpoint's programs.
01:14:14I'm either on camera, I'm not.
01:14:16I can see from the sub captVID這麼 wild.
01:14:17Let's go.
01:14:47Let's go.