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00:25Jack can stay here with me. It's no problem.
00:27No, don't be silly. You're going to be busy enough with your own work.
00:30Anyway, you need to see how his empire's coming along, don't you?
00:32Blimey, we're expecting royalty.
00:34Honey, King Barrett.
00:35King Kong, all right. What's he done to deserve all this?
00:38Well, a woman can treat her husband if she likes, can't she?
00:41Well, yeah, but it's normally because she's got a guilty conscience.
00:43Like, she spent too much on her credit cards or something, didn't he?
00:46Listen, does anyone want anything else before I wash up?
00:48No, not for me, thanks, love.
00:50Leave it there. I'll do that.
00:51No, it's OK.
00:53Oh, bye, darling.
00:55Yeah, bye. Are you ready?
00:56Yes, I am.
00:57Now, Dad, do you think you could get Liam back to Ricky for us, love,
01:00because we're running a bit shorter time?
01:02Erm...
01:03Oh, no, don't worry. I'll do it when I drop Jack at the nursery.
01:05Thanks, Dad.
01:06Bye, love.
01:07Oh, hang on. I've made you a packed lunch.
01:10Oh, ho, ho, ho!
01:12Blimey, that's big enough, innit?
01:13What would I do without you, eh?
01:14Yeah, and don't be late home for your tea, either,
01:16because I'm going to make you something special.
01:17Oh, good.
01:18See ya.
01:19Bye.
01:20Ta-ra.
01:42So, er, what's the mystery prize, then?
01:43Erm, well, it's...
01:44Yeah, well, it's a mystery, innit?
01:45Anyway, Gary, it's not about the prize, is it?
01:47That being Walford's finest, that's what matters.
01:49Yeah.
01:50Yeah, well, can't be it.
01:51Right, mate, I'll pass six, don't be late.
01:53Right, well, I'd better get a move on, then, otherwise Ricky will batter me.
01:55Did you get it?
01:56Pancakes batter?
01:57Yeah, I'll see you soon.
01:58Good morning, Victoria.
01:59I'll come with Spence, cos now he's doing your favourite.
02:00All right, what's up?
02:01Pancakes and peanut butter.
02:02Oh, you're such a kid.
02:03That is so sweet.
02:04Well, it's...
02:05It's a family tradition.
02:06Yeah, well, I'll take your rope for it.
02:07Come on, mate, put the steps in the cellar,
02:08and I'll tell them to start cooking, yeah?
02:09Come on.
02:10No, no, no, I think it's a wonderful idea.
02:11You know, give you more time for yourself, like, won't it?
02:12Well, that's what I thought.
02:13Well, you're gonna need a hobby or something.
02:14What about?
02:15I thought?
02:16Keep the old grey matter ticking over, won't it?
02:17No, no, no.
02:18You don't fool me, Jim Browning.
02:19All you want is to get me out of the way,
02:20says I don't know what you're up to all day.
02:21No, no, no, it's just a busy person like yourself,
02:22you know, with all that time on your hands,
02:23you know, getting bored, ain't ya?
02:24Oh, yeah.
02:25Oh, yeah.
02:26Oh, yeah.
02:27Oh, yeah.
02:28Oh, yeah.
02:29Oh, yeah.
02:30Oh, yeah.
02:31Oh, yeah.
02:32Oh, yeah.
02:33Oh, yeah.
02:34Oh, yeah.
02:35Oh, yeah.
02:36Oh, yeah.
02:37Oh, yeah.
02:38Oh, yeah.
02:39Oh, yeah.
02:40Oh, yeah.
02:41Oh, yeah.
02:42Oh, yeah.
02:43Oh, yeah.
02:44Oh, yeah.
02:45Oh, yeah.
02:46So, what's your hobby?
02:47Well...
02:48The green bag.
02:49Oh, right.
02:50If it's such a bad thing, me worrying about my wife's welfare,
02:52forget I mentioned it.
02:53No, he has got a point, Doc.
02:54I mean, our hobby won't be such a bad idea.
02:56Yeah.
02:57You two could have the same hobby.
02:59That way, you could spend as much time as possible together.
03:02I'm just saying, you've got to keep yourself busy, that's all.
03:05Yes.
03:06Well, I ain't retired yet, have I?
03:08So there's no point in talking about it.
03:10Oh, you're retiring?
03:11Congratulations, Mrs. Brandon.
03:13Oh, that was very nice of you, Augustus.
03:20Oh, I thought I saw something.
03:22Huh?
03:23So, I bet Pauline was shocked.
03:25Well, I ain't exactly told her, not yet.
03:28Mind you, I'm not looking forward to it,
03:31because I don't want her to think that I'm letting her down.
03:33She'll be fine.
03:34Yeah, well, I won't be back till later, Jim.
03:37Right.
03:38Because I'm going off to lay some ploughs on Ethel
03:40and then I'm going straight to the laundrette.
03:42There's a nice piece of corn beep in the fridge for your tea
03:45and a cold potato.
03:46Right.
03:47Bye, Doc.
03:48So then, where's Wellard?
03:50Wellard?
03:51Yeah, yeah, scrappy thing.
03:52Four legs, a tan, breath like a drain.
03:55Oh, yeah.
03:56He's at home.
03:57He's not feeling too good,
03:58so he's still recovering from the accident, innit?
04:01Oh, well, it's nice to think you're looking after him
04:03on Robbie's behalf, look.
04:08Morning!
04:09Do you want me to knock you up a Spanish omelette?
04:11No, look, Sam...
04:12You must be starving after last night.
04:14I know I am.
04:15Listen, I...
04:16I know Liam's back soon, innit?
04:17Why don't we all go to the caf?
04:19My treat.
04:20Sam, I'm going to be late for work,
04:21but I think we need to sit down later and have a chat.
04:24You're not regretting last night, are you?
04:26No, no.
04:28Well, what then?
04:29Well, you know, it's just a...
04:31I just think we need to sort things out, you know?
04:33Oh, I know, but...
04:35We've got plenty of time for that, haven't we?
04:40All right, see you later.
04:41See ya.
04:45Oh, these are great, Nan.
04:46Would you like another one, lovey?
04:47Mm, go on, Amber.
04:48Oh, well, there you go.
04:49Especially, you'll be sick.
04:51This is great.
04:52It was horrible not being together last year.
04:53Oh, that's all in the past now.
04:55Spence.
04:56Yeah, Nana's right.
04:58The Moon family traditions, no matter how revolting,
05:00are here to stay.
05:02You know, Spence, your mum and dad would be so proud of you two
05:06the way you've turned out.
05:08Ah, that's because of you, Nana.
05:10Isn't that right, Spence?
05:11Yeah.
05:12Mm-hmm.
05:17Is everything okay, love?
05:18Why shouldn't it be?
05:20You know why.
05:22I'm doing the right thing.
05:23I know, Nat, but it's just that you don't...
05:25Pat, I don't wanna talk about it.
05:29I'm just gonna pop to the shops.
05:31Do you wanna come with and get the bits for your romantic meal tonight?
05:34No, thanks.
05:35I've got everything I need in the freezer.
05:37Darling, you can't stay locked in here all day.
05:40I'm fine.
05:41Besides, I've got lots of calls to make for work, yeah.
05:45Hello, Barry.
05:46Yeah.
05:47Miss you, too.
05:48Well, why don't you take a break and come over?
05:49I've got enough grub here for two.
05:50Erm, no, I can't, cos I'm, er, I'm covered in flour.
05:53Well, I'll tell you what, then, why don't I come over and join you?
05:56Dad's not back yet, and what he don't know won't hurt him.
05:58Well, I haven't, erm, done my calls yet for work, so, er...
06:01Actually, I'd better get on with him, do you mind?
06:02OK.
06:03Bye.
06:04Hey, girls!
06:05Ta-da!
06:06Ha!
06:07What'd you think?
06:08What is it?
06:09I've got enough grub here for two.
06:10Erm, no, I can't, cos I'm, er...
06:12I'm covered in flour.
06:13Well, I'll tell you what, then, why don't I come over and join you?
06:15Dad's not back yet, and what he don't know won't hurt him.
06:17Well, I haven't, erm, done my calls yet for work, so, er...
06:20Actually, I'd better get on with him, do you mind?
06:23OK.
06:24Bye.
06:25Hey, girls!
06:26Ta-da!
06:27Ha!
06:28What'd you think?
06:29What is it?
06:30Well, the costumes for tonight.
06:31Who for?
06:32Yeah, well, for you lot.
06:33My boyfriend would go spare her for a while.
06:34Yeah, well, you don't tell him, do you, darling?
06:35It's degrading.
06:36I can't imagine what my church group would say.
06:37Get off, please, it's a big night in the Queen Vique tonight.
06:40I just wanted to get into the spirit of things.
06:42You wear it, then?
06:43Oh, shut up, I'm the boss.
06:44Yeah, and I told you, I reported my last boss for this sort of thing.
06:47Yeah, what sort of thing?
06:48Being pervy!
06:49Pervy?!
06:50Yeah!
06:51In fact, I reckon it's grounds for a strong...
06:52Oh, forget it, girls.
06:53Forget I haven't said anything.
06:54We will.
06:55Don't worry about it.
06:56Oh...
06:57You wishing you were somewhere else?
07:00Right, hello, Ian.
07:01That's from Peggy and Phil back next week.
07:02Oh, why don't we pull out the red carpet for them?
07:04Where do you want the stuff for tonight?
07:05I'll just leave it there.
07:06I'll bring it up in a minute.
07:07They're all in the seance?
07:08Oh, don't even ask.
07:09Them girls are doing the head in, mate.
07:10Oh, it's not like you to let a woman get the better of you.
07:13No, they're not women, they're not even humans.
07:15You don't even want to do anything I'll tell them.
07:16Oh, should be fun when Peggy is back next week.
07:19Oh, hey, you look like a man I'm missing.
07:25Yeah, I am.
07:26I've been helping Anna and Alfie prepare for this pancake competition.
07:28Oh.
07:29In fact, guess what?
07:30What?
07:31I've decided to enter it myself.
07:32And I expect you to be there to be a good laugh.
07:34There's something you're not telling me about today, isn't there?
07:37Like it's your fifth birthday or something.
07:39What are we going to do next?
07:40Play musical chairs?
07:41Yeah, very funny.
07:42Leave it out.
07:43Look, okay, life is too short to get all over-excited about some silly pancake day, Spencer.
07:48Forget it.
07:49You don't understand.
07:50Relax, I'm only winding you up.
07:52Don't.
07:53Not today, yeah.
07:54Yeah, it should be a good night.
07:59Alright, set up.
08:00Oh, Gary, don't get you a bit old for all of that.
08:01Old?
08:02I take it you've forgotten 1998.
08:03Ninety-ninety-eight.
08:04Run her up in the pie and mesh competition.
08:05Oh, yeah, we knew we were all for a week.
08:06Well, it was a dodgy pie.
08:07Gary, you are 32 on Friday.
08:08You can't do this at all.
08:09You can't do this at all.
08:10You can't do this at all.
08:11You can't do this at all.
08:12You can't do this at all.
08:13You can't do this at all.
08:14You can't do this at all.
08:15No.
08:16I know half of this lot from the cab.
08:17And believe me, they've got a low lease.
08:18Right.
08:19Well, we'll just have to see what an old man can do then, won't we?
08:20Gus, I've got some time to kill.
08:21I was wondering if I could take one off for a while.
08:22No.
08:23I mean, it's time to kill.
08:24It's time to kill.
08:25I was wondering if I could take one off for a while.
08:26No.
08:27I mean, it's time to kill.
08:28It's time to kill.
08:29Corbett.
08:30Yeah, it's time to kill.
08:31I'll see you later.
08:32Okay.
08:33I'll go.
08:34I'll see you later.
08:35Oh, there you are.
08:36You can get one off for a while.
08:37It's time to kill.
08:38You can't do this at all.
08:39Can I?
08:40No.
08:41I know half of this lot from the cab and believe me, they've got a low lease.
08:42Right.
08:43Well, we'll just have to see what an old man can do, then, won't we?
08:44Gus, I've got some time to kill.
08:45I was wondering if I could take one off for a while.
08:46No.
08:47I mean, he's tired.
08:48Tired?
08:49Yeah, just when I'm checking him.
08:50He was tired?
08:51Tired, yeah.
08:52Right, okay.
08:53I bet you go back in the service. See you later, yeah?
08:55OK.
09:00You're off for getting the punters away with a face like that.
09:04I'm Mrs. Moon, are you?
09:05I take it you're making the pancakes for tonight's competition, are you?
09:08Oh, yes, of course I am, Gary, love.
09:11Yeah, I'll tell you what.
09:12How do you fancy making a few extra quid?
09:15You know, spend down the bingo.
09:18And don't ruin them. She'll have me to deal with.
09:21We won't, I promise.
09:22I still don't know why I make such a big fuss about some stupid pancake day.
09:25It's a family thing.
09:27We have pancakes all the time back in the States.
09:32What's the matter?
09:34It's my parents.
09:36The day they died, it was pancake day.
09:42Spencer, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
09:44It's all right, there's no reason why you should.
09:49How old were you when...?
09:50Five.
09:52Me, Mum, Dad.
09:55We were all around Nanas having pancakes, like we did every year.
09:58Mum and Dad, they went out for the day.
10:02Nana couldn't find any lemon juice or sugar.
10:05But she knew I liked peanut butter.
10:08That evening the police came round.
10:10Do you know I'll never forget the look on Nan's face when she came in to tell us that they'd all died in an accident.
10:20God, and I laughed at you this morning. I feel terrible.
10:23It's all right.
10:24I suppose it's silly.
10:26But now you know why we all have Nanas pancakes.
10:29It helps us to keep that nice memory of, well, of the last day with Mum and Dad.
10:34Well, what about your parents? I mean, you don't speak about them much.
10:43There's nothing to say.
10:45I'll bet we'll be getting back. Alfie will be wondering where I am.
10:53Vicky, you will come over later, won't you?
10:55Yeah.
11:00Why didn't you tell him about Dad?
11:03Like I said, there's nothing to tell.
11:06Vicky, if you ever want to talk about what happened to your dad,
11:11or anything else to do with our family, just ask. I don't mind.
11:15Yeah, well, thanks, but I'm fine.
11:17All right, all right, I know. She's trying to make me into a pipe-and-slippers man, I know.
11:27Well, you will never catch me being like that.
11:30Not while there's a light in you.
11:32Well, I told her, I said, Dorothy, I am the man in me own house.
11:37What are you trying to do? Give us a heart attack or something?
11:39Having a nice time.
11:41Having a little chat, that's all.
11:42About Doc retiring, I suppose.
11:44Yeah, we did mention it, I think, yeah.
11:45She needs you to help her, Grandad, not make things more difficult for her.
11:49Now, you saw how nervous she was about today and all you could do was think of yourself.
11:53I was just worried about us getting under each other's feet, that's all.
11:56Yeah, worried she might be in the way, more like.
11:58Doc has worked all her life and it ain't been easy for her, you know.
12:02She needs to relax, enjoy herself a little bit.
12:04Yeah, yeah, you know you can't argue with that, you know.
12:07So will you try and put her first? Please? Pretty please?
12:12Oh, all right.
12:13All right.
12:20Number three's playing up.
12:22Oh, right.
12:23It's hardly surprising.
12:24I think it's even older than I am.
12:26Oh, well, old age creeps up on all of us, doesn't it?
12:29I mean, Dr. Truman was only saying to me the other day that a woman like myself in the autumn of her life should slow down a little and enjoy life's little pleasures.
12:39Oh.
12:40Dr. Truman said all that, did he?
12:42Well, I mean, none of us getting any younger, are we?
12:45No!
12:46And my gym, he reckons that I could get arthritis in my fingers through handing all that wet washing.
12:52Right.
12:53And it bothers me, of course, although I'm not getting any younger, as I was saying, but there's no point in complaining, is there?
13:01Doc, I've known you for more years than I care to remember, and I would like to be home in time for Easter.
13:07So, please, whatever it is that's on your mind, can you just hurry up and spit it out?
13:12Yes, right.
13:14Well, you see, Pauline, I've decided that I'm retiring.
13:24All right, love?
13:25Yep.
13:28How long's this gonna last?
13:30What?
13:31You, walking around with a face like a wet weekend, and running around after Barry like he's a five-year-old.
13:35Oh, don't stop, Pat, I'm not in the mood.
13:37And I'm not stupid!
13:39You're frightened to leave this house in case you bump into Ricky, aren't you?
13:43It's what you wanted, isn't it?
13:44It's not about what I want.
13:45It's about you doing right by your family.
13:47I'm trying!
13:48Yes, you are!
13:50Too hard!
13:51I mean, sooner or later even Barry's gonna start wondering why he deserves this special treatment all of a sudden.
13:55Well, it's not easy.
13:58I love Ricky.
14:01I can't help that.
14:02I know, but you're making it worse for yourself.
14:05The longer you avoid seeing him, the bigger the problem gets.
14:10You see, when you're frightened of something, you gotta face up to it.
14:12I don't know if I can.
14:13Yes, of course you can, if you want it bad enough.
14:17And it's the only way you'll get things back to normal.
14:19Well, you have to retire sometime.
14:24You don't mind then?
14:26Oh, it's up to you.
14:27You have to do what you think's best.
14:29Well, I don't know if it is.
14:30Because, I mean, I've had some happy times here.
14:34I've had some bad ones too.
14:36But, like I said, you know, I'm not getting any younger.
14:39I didn't know how you'd take the news seeing as we've worked together for so long.
14:44But why?
14:45It's only a job, after all.
14:48Here, have you told Mr Opidopolis yet?
14:50No.
14:51No, I thought I'd tell you first, seeing as you're my closest friend and all.
14:55Well, that's as may be, but I think you ought to tell him.
14:58Yeah, well, I'll do it today.
15:01Well, I won't try and pretend it's gonna be the same year without you, but, er,
15:05doesn't mean to say we still can't be friends, does it?
15:08Oh, no.
15:09I mean, it's not as if I'm going anywhere.
15:10You know me.
15:12I'll be popping in most days.
15:14Catch up.
15:16I'm sure you will.
15:22No, it needs a bit of a tidy up.
15:23I think it's gonna be a great little, don't it?
15:24Yeah.
15:25Here, Bess.
15:26I hear you're a competitive sort of bloke.
15:27Well, I have been known to get in amongst the cut and thrust of it.
15:29Yeah, I'm one.
15:30Yeah, and you obviously enjoy your grub, didn't you?
15:31My body is a temple.
15:33That drives my heart, huh?
15:34No, no, it's just I'm having a bit of a contest in the Vic tonight.
15:36What contest?
15:37Pancake eating.
15:38No, no, not tonight.
15:39I'm standing with my beautiful wife for a romantic night.
15:41We're gonna, er, we'll use your imagination.
15:43Yeah, well, I didn't really fancy your chances against, er, Spencer and Winston anyway, did you?
15:47There's Gary as well.
15:48Yeah, admit it, mate.
15:49You're a bit of a chicken.
15:50No, I'm not.
15:51This little Jack on the same when he grows up.
15:52Oh, my dad's a wuss.
15:53All right, put me down on one condition.
15:55What's that?
15:56I'll get to holding that surprise birthday party in the Vic next week.
15:58Oh, Bess, it's a deal.
15:59All right.
16:00What happened to the romantic evening?
16:02Luckily, I'll wear the trousers in my house, Derek.
16:04Mind you, we'll just say that I'll put my name down if I got it, yeah?
16:07Yeah, all right.
16:09All right.
16:11Run up!
16:15If you've come here to make me change my mind, you're wasting your breath.
16:27Oh, charming.
16:28I just popped in to see if you was all right.
16:30Oh.
16:31All right.
16:32Oh, well, it's been a bit of a funny day, you know, what with everything what's going on.
16:35Yeah, well, you don't have to explain it to me, don't we?
16:37No, just have.
16:38Grab hold of this, will you?
16:39Come on.
16:40I've, er, I've just been having a think, like, and, er, I think, maybe I'm being a bit selfish,
16:46like, you know, I mean, well, you deserve a rest, you see.
16:49I mean, you've worked hard all your life, and time's precious, and we've got to make the
16:53most of it, haven't we?
16:54What's brought all this on?
16:55Well, like I said, I realise I've, er, just been worried about myself, like, you know,
16:56how you're here to keep an eye on me, hasn't it?
16:57Worried I might cramp your style?
16:58I suppose, yeah.
16:59My Charlie said something to me once.
17:00Oh, yeah?
17:01He said the best pint he ever had was the one he wasn't supposed to be drinking.
17:02The one he had with one eye on the door, expected me to walk through any minute.
17:03Oh, yeah, I know what he means, er.
17:04Yeah, I suspect you'll be having a good few of them.
17:05Oh, that's very nice of you.
17:06I think I'm very much indeed, yeah.
17:07Don't mention it.
17:08Well, you've brought all this on.
17:09Well, like I said, I realise I've just been worried about myself, like, you know,
17:10the best pint he ever had was the one he wasn't supposed to be drinking.
17:13The one he had with one eye on the door, expected me to walk through any minute.
17:17Oh, yeah, I know what he means, er.
17:19Yeah, I suspect you'll be having a good few of them.
17:21Oh, that's very nice of you.
17:22I think I'm very much indeed, yeah.
17:24Don't mention it.
17:25Er, erm, what did Mr. Hoppy, er, say when you phoned him up, though?
17:30I haven't.
17:31Yet.
17:32Why not?
17:33Well, I've made it all seem sort of final.
17:36Will you have a second thoughts, then?
17:37No.
17:38But now I've made me mind up, I'm worried you'll make me work out me notice or something.
17:43And since I've decided that me job is keeping an eye on you,
17:46I want to get started as soon as possible.
17:49Well, one in a million you are, don't we?
17:51Er, you're not too bad yourself.
17:57All right?
17:58All right?
17:59Got my note, then?
18:00Yeah.
18:01Why are we making a note?
18:02Well, you said you wanted a chat.
18:03Well, yeah, but...
18:04Oh, it'd be nice to have a drink, wouldn't it?
18:05Hey, Ricky, come to witness my triumph, have you?
18:07Oh, yeah.
18:08We'll smile around, innit?
18:09Yeah, yeah, come on in.
18:10Right.
18:11You know what, everyone used to celebrate Pancake Day when I was a kid.
18:13I mean, my mum used to make a real fuss about it.
18:15I used to really enjoy that.
18:16Er, two pints when you're ready, please, Alfie.
18:18Here, Alfie, yeah?
18:19What's the crap with the barmaids in, eh?
18:20Oh, them?
18:21They're revolting.
18:22Oh, they seem all right, don't they?
18:23No, Gary, they're rebelling.
18:24They're not pulling their weight.
18:25Nice bumps, apparently.
18:26Well, I think it's up to the man in charge to keep the staff in order, show them who's
18:31boss and all that.
18:32Is that right?
18:33Well, Ian, it's a bit harder when you keep going AWOL.
18:35Anyway, I've decided to get a shot of them.
18:37You can't just sack them.
18:38They'll have me in front of a tribunal before you can say under new management.
18:41Yeah, I knew that.
18:42Guess why I've not made my move yet.
18:44Oh, yeah, and what's that, then?
18:45What?
18:46This move.
18:47Ian, you're a businessman.
18:48You know what I mean.
18:49Oh, yeah, of course I do.
18:50It's obvious, isn't it?
18:51What?
18:52You have to get them to resign.
18:53Eh?
18:54Yeah, exactly.
18:55Well, look, if they resign, right, they can't do you for unfair dismissal, can they?
18:58Nah, that's exactly what I had in mind before I was going to tell you about the move
19:01that I was telling you about.
19:04Let's get ready to rumble.
19:06What do you think?
19:07You look like one of those extras out of fame.
19:10What's all this in aid of, then?
19:12Surprised for my wife.
19:13What, you mean you haven't told her yet?
19:14Tell me what, exactly?
19:15I'm taking you over the Vic to watch me in the Battle of Walford.
19:18I don't understand.
19:19Well, pancakes.
19:20I'm in Alfie's competition, you see.
19:22I put my name down last week and I just totally forgot all about it and I can't let them
19:25down now, can I?
19:26What about all this food?
19:28Well, Pat and Dad can eat it.
19:30Only if Nat wants us to.
19:32I need my cheerleader.
19:33Barry, I'm not sure.
19:34Why not?
19:35No reason.
19:36Great.
19:37That's sorted, then, yeah?
19:39Go on, Nat.
19:40You said you could do with getting out of the house for a bit and it sounds like it'll
19:43be a good night.
19:44And?
19:45I've got my secret weapon.
19:46No, no, no, no.
19:48It's the elasticated waste.
19:50See how I can cram more in.
19:52Okay, why not?
19:54Fantastic.
19:55I won't let you down, love.
19:56I promise.
19:57You know what?
19:58I reckon your childhood was wrong.
20:00You know, the best part you can have is sitting next to your miss, isn't it?
20:02Oh, Jim Browning, that's almost poetic.
20:03You bring out the best of me, you see Dorothy.
20:04That's why I phoned Mr. Oppie, you know him.
20:08You phoned him?
20:09Yeah, I told him he was retiring.
20:10Because I knew you weren't happy about working and noticing that, so I told him I'm not
20:13having it.
20:14You finish up tomorrow.
20:15Tomorrow?
20:16Well, if that's what you want.
20:17Yeah.
20:18Yeah.
20:19Yeah, it is.
20:20Happy to be with Solomon.
20:21So, you made your move, didn't it?
20:22Oh, trust me, they'll be gone soon.
20:23Peggy's back next week.
20:24Oh, no, they'll be long gone by then.
20:25Before resign in a week, you'll never do it.
20:27Never say never to my brother.
20:28Ain't that right?
20:29I know.
20:30I know you're not happy about working and noticing that, so I told him I'm not having it.
20:31I'll be, you know, him.
20:32You phoned him?
20:33Yeah, I told him he was retiring.
20:34Because I knew you weren't happy about working and noticing that, so I told him not having it.
20:37You finish up tomorrow.
20:38Tomorrow?
20:39Well, if that's what you want.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Yeah.
20:43Yeah.
20:44Yeah, it is.
20:45I'll never do it.
20:46Never say never to my brother.
20:48Ain't that right, Alfie?
20:49Absolutely.
20:50You obviously underestimate the charms of Alfie Moona, Mr. Beale.
20:52Come on, them big boys.
20:53Shine what you made of.
20:54Hey!
20:55Hey!
20:56Hey!
20:57Right, ladies and gentlemen, and of course Gary.
21:02It's now time for tonight's main event.
21:06Now, the rules are very simple, as are the contestants.
21:09The one who eats the most pancakes wins.
21:12Of course, it seems we're short of a contestant.
21:14I've done a bit of a runner.
21:15Who's done a runner?
21:16Who's done a runner?
21:17Who's done a runner?
21:18Who wants it?
21:19Hey!
21:20Hey!
21:21Hey!
21:22Hey, better later, never marry.
21:23Right, come and take your places.
21:24Oh, right, I'm straight on.
21:25Well, look, you don't want to sit on your own, love, do you?
21:26Sam's over there.
21:27Go and sit with her, yeah?
21:28No.
21:29Don't be dark.
21:30Come on.
21:31Sam, you don't mind looking after a nap for me, do you?
21:32Erm, I was actually...
21:33Cheers, mate.
21:34Go on, jump down there.
21:35Well, enjoy.
21:36Yeah, I just thought you mugs might need a bit of proper competition.
21:39It suits me as long as you've got the stamina, Sunbeam.
21:41Come on here, come. Looks like we're all here, folks.
21:43Right, let's get this showing around and hand you over to your referee, Derek.
21:46Thank you so much. Now, gentlemen, I used the term advisedly.
21:49What happens when the pancakes hit out here?
21:53Natalie?
21:55Mickey? Mary's in the competition.
21:57All right.
21:58Actually, I might just go out for dinner, won't I?
22:00No, you're all right.
22:02I'll get you a drink.
22:07In, Anna. We're ready now, darling.
22:08Are you all right?
22:09Oh, just coming, Alfie.
22:15Willard. Come on, boy.
22:17Oh, come on, boy. Willard.
22:20Oh, please, Willard, please.
22:22Is there something you need to tell me?
22:27Oh, yeah!
22:29Oh, yeah!
22:31I'm coming in south.
22:33And there's the first wimp to drop out.
22:36Yes.
22:36Nana's, Nana's salt on the pancake drink, always sourcing out the men from the boys.
22:42You all right, Spence?
22:43Well, actually, someone instead of sugar.
22:44Oh, I don't know, mate. Nana's probably been on the show again.
22:46Listen, don't worry about it.
22:47I'll smooth things up.
22:48I'll go and get another batch.
22:49Oh, right, right.
22:50Hey!
22:50So you don't mind Barry being in this contest, then?
22:54No, not at all.
22:55I mean, you've got to support your husband in these things, haven't you?
22:57Typical Barry, if you ask me.
22:59In your institute with kids' conversation.
23:01Oh, no, I'm with Nat.
23:03Come on, if we were still married, I'd be there for you no matter what.
23:05Right, I'll get some more drinks in.
23:12What do you fancy, Nat?
23:13Um, I'll have an orange juice.
23:15Um, I'll come with you.
23:16Oh, go on, you're staying.
23:20I'm wishing that.
23:21Don't do this.
23:22Do what?
23:23Ricky, what are you doing?
23:40Why are you doing this to me?
23:41To yourself?
23:42Doing what exactly?
23:43Well, playing happy families.
23:44Making out you still love Barry.
23:46I do.
23:46He's my husband.
23:47No, you don't.
23:48You love me.
23:49You know, why are you trying to fight it when you know it's the truth?
23:51I didn't love you.
23:52It was just some silly infatuation I had all those years ago.
23:55Oh, come off it, Nat.
23:56You was willing to leave Barry.
23:57You know, Walford, everyone's owed you to be with me.
23:59Well, you don't think I could have gone through with it, do you?
24:01It was just some stupid idea that got out of hand, that's all.
24:05I've made my decision.
24:06I'm staying with Barry.
24:07What?
24:08What's up?
24:09You're going to spend the rest of your life with something you don't even love?
24:12You won't be able to do it.
24:13You can't.
24:14Can't I?
24:15Look, it's over, Ricky.
24:17Finished.
24:18Sooner you understand that, the easier it'll be.
24:21Natalie!
24:22Nat!
24:22Right, there we are, ladies and gentlemen.
24:25Winston's had enough, and so it's a two-horse race.
24:29Come on, Barry, come on, Barry.
24:34Come on, Barry.
24:37What's that?
24:39With Barry.
24:46Can I ask you something?
24:47Yeah, what?
24:49Do I look like a mug?
24:50No.
24:51Right.
24:52Why are you treating me like one?
24:53What are you on about?
24:54You've been like a rabbit calling headlights every time I've come near you, Ricky.
24:58You know, you say you want to talk and you've just sat here all night ignoring me.
25:01Well, I'm sorry.
25:01No, don't be sorry.
25:03Just...
25:03Just tell me where I stand.
25:08So that's it.
25:08I've been thinking last night I actually meant something and you obviously don't.
25:13Go on, tell me I'm wrong.
25:21You're a mess.
25:22Come on, Barry.
25:25Come on, you can do it.
25:27You're a mess.
25:27Go on, Barry.
25:30Go on, Barry.
25:31Go on, Barry.
25:34Me or him?
25:35What?
25:35This is doing minding.
25:36You've got to choose now.
25:37Me or him?
25:41Him.
25:41Hey, hey, hey, hey, where are you going?
25:53Paul's taking me clubbing.
25:55What? I thought you were supposed to be working.
25:56Well, Cindy's clubbing for me.
25:57Unless, of course, you want me to stay
25:58so I can move through the government's directive
26:00on suitable working attire in the sexual harassment codes.
26:03No, no, no, no, go on, you go out here.
26:06Go and enjoy yourself.
26:06No, no, sweetheart. Don't wait up.
26:09Here, Alfie.
26:11Only a week till Peggy gets back.
26:14Now, according to my reckoning, you are neck and neck.
26:17Come on, I...
26:17There's yours, Barry.
26:19No.
26:20And there's yours, Gary.
26:26Adios, amigos.
26:32Oh, call the fire brigade.
26:35No, no.
26:35What? Why is Gary going purple?
26:37Well, you see, Alfie,
26:39he asked me to knobble Barry.
26:42So I thought I'd teach him a lesson
26:44by spicing his up instead.
26:48Oh, right, like the salt, yeah?
26:50Salt, dear?
26:50What do you mean, salt?
26:52Nana, come and have a brandy, darling,
26:53because I think you deserve it.
26:54Come on, come round the back.
26:55Go on, go and help yourself.
26:56Have a nice big brandy.
26:57Go on.
26:58Nana, don't miss a trick, does she?
26:59No.
27:01No, it's no spence.
27:03Right, right, right, right now, ladies and gentlemen,
27:05I do believe we have ourselves a winner.
27:07Yes, it's the champion of Walford,
27:09the one, the only,
27:11Barry the Paddy Emma!
27:17Right, nice and quiet now, ladies and gentlemen,
27:18we're going to like to present
27:19Walford's very own Waste Disposable
27:22Winning's Mystery Prize.
27:23I'd just like to dedicate this famous victory
27:29to my beautiful wife, Natalie.
27:33Thank you so much for supporting me
27:35and hope you're as proud of me
27:37as I am.
27:41I love you.
27:43Well done, Baz, here you go.
27:44Shall we?
27:47Whoa-ho!
27:49Come on!
27:50Hey, it won't fit you, Baz,
27:51but I'm sure Natalie will get into that.
27:53Tonight, mate.
27:54Tonight.
27:55Yeah, yeah.
27:56Go on.
27:57You're Barry.
27:58Barry!
27:59Barry!
28:00Barry!
28:01Barry!
28:02Barry!
28:03Barry!
28:04Hey!
28:05Yes!
28:06Yes!
28:07Woo!
28:08Woo!
28:09Let's go!
28:10Three cheers for Barry!
28:11Hey!
28:12Hey!
28:13Hey!
28:14Hey!
28:15Hey!
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28:18Hey!
28:19Hey!
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28:24Hey!
28:26Hi!
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28:31Hey!
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28:33Hey!
28:34We head to Wolford next,
28:36where classic characters
28:37shed tears of despair and joy
28:40in EastEnders.