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00:00As the twilight's on.
00:05Check in to the Dominion, the home of science fiction on the web.
00:11Welcome to the Edge.
00:14A typical car insurance agent is on the job during regular business hours.
00:18On the other hand, Geico insurance professionals are on the job 24 hours a day.
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00:28Are you through, Daddy?
00:31You can't do much in 15 minutes.
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00:38Call us when you're free.
00:39Geico, a 15-minute call could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
00:44Love new Easy Squeeze Country Croc.
00:45I can see that.
00:46Mmm, thick and creamy.
00:48So thick they turned it upside down.
00:49Yeah.
00:49So it's easier to use and squeeze.
00:51Easy to squeeze, like me.
00:53New Easy Squeeze Country Croc.
00:55So thick we had to make it easier to use and squeeze.
00:58Look, it's the world's first on-battery tester from Energizer.
01:05You just press the dots to make sure your battery will keep going and going.
01:08Uh, a battery like this deserves to be in the spotlight.
01:12Preferably alone.
01:13It's an engine protection breakthrough.
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01:43Within the rock that is headed for Earth, an angel of death is waiting.
01:51We have 90 days before the Earth is going to be destroyed.
01:54I think you're out of your depths.
01:55This one's for Mother Earth.
01:57Within the rock, a sci-fi channel planetary premiere, Saturday, June 8th at 8 p.m. 5 Pacific.
02:03Are you ready for the truth?
02:06Hi, I'm Mitch Pelleggi, assistant director Walter Skinner on the X-Files.
02:10Join the sci-fi channel for an exclusive look at Chris Carter and the creative process behind one of the most popular shows on television.
02:17Masters of Fantasy, the X-Files creators.
02:19Only on the sci-fi channel.
02:21Friday, June 7th at 7 p.m. 4 Pacific.
02:23Friday, June 8th at 8 p.m. 5 Pacific.
02:53Friday, June 7th at 8 p.m. 6 Pacific.
03:00You don't know what you're up against out there, rookie.
03:07Heavy lumber.
03:10There's a gap.
03:11And another.
03:13See ya.
03:16He's gonna pull up at the arc.
03:18Count it.
03:19Three seconds on the clock. Jump.
03:20Stay out of the paint, rookie. Stay out of the paint.
03:23Oh, don't you believe it?
03:25You have to get rid of it.
03:27PlayStation, now $199.
03:32You're kidding. Under $150 for an adjustable bed? Impossible.
03:37That's right. For less than $150, the Truman Bed Buddy converts any ordinary bed into an adjustable bed
03:43that lets you enjoy watching TV without clumsy bunched-up pillows,
03:46reading for hours in total comfort, even pampering yourself with breakfast in bed.
03:50A blessing for those with breathing problems or difficulty getting up.
03:54Touch of a button invites blissful slumber at any comfortable position.
03:57The bed, buddy? It's great for my back. I wake up feeling like a million.
04:01I love it. There's no installation. Just plug it in and it's ready.
04:05Its motor, built into the remote control, can lift a 300-pound man 80 degrees in seconds.
04:09Fits any standard-sized twin. For double beds, queens, or kings, use two units, each with separate controls.
04:15What I really like about it best is I can sit up and read.
04:18Well, my husband rolls over and goes to sleep.
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04:38This week on CNET Central, check out why TV's hottest sci-fi shows have fans on the Internet.
04:45Sci-fi Channel, next.
04:48I took a picture of my dad, and the guy at the photo shop said...
04:51Amazing detail on that Kodak Gold 200.
04:54Did you notice this speck?
04:55I said...
04:56Blow it up.
04:57It only took a minute to blow it up, and the speck wasn't a speck.
05:01It was...
05:01A UFO.
05:03No! It's probably just a pie plate flying at about 30,000 feet.
05:07Mind if I get it on photo CD?
05:09Sure.
05:09So the guy in the trench coat took one, and I took one.
05:11Then I went home, put it on the net, and sent it to all my friends.
05:15When suddenly...
05:16I wish you hadn't done that.
05:20Gotta go. Gunner the call.
05:22Hello?
05:23Hey, man. Great shot.
05:24I can't talk. I'm merging a pie plate picture into a document for the World UFO Symposium.
05:28Excellent.
05:32Then I heard something outside.
05:39But when I opened the door, nothing's there.
05:43I said, man, all I did was take a picture of my dad, and then I blew it up.
05:47Suddenly, there's Suddenshine.
05:55Clean, shine, and protect your whole car in just minutes.
05:58Just spray and wipe, and wow.
06:01Suddenly, windows are clean, water-repellent, and streak-free.
06:06Suddenly, chrome sparkles, trim glistens, wheels shine.
06:10Suddenly, you're done.
06:12Now clean and shiny is fast and easy with Suddenshine Auto-Polish Treatment.
06:24You're on the Sci-Fi Channel.
06:27Here's what's next.
06:33Welcome to Comely Satellite Service.
06:36You have selected Faster Than Light News Feed for Friday, 31 May, 2146.
06:46Elena Koblotz has beamed this message back to Earth from the Nautilus.
06:50This symbol is not dangerous.
06:53It's not meant to divide people, but bring them together.
06:56The rich and the poor, the sick and the well, the powerful and the helpless.
07:01United under one symbol, for now and for eternity.
07:06Do not fear this symbol.
07:08Embrace it.
07:10Tau plumped.
07:12Tau plumped.
07:14Captain Mike McDonald comments.
07:16It's been a long, stressful journey for all of us, especially Dr. Koblotz.
07:20She's scheduled for deep therapy when she gets home.
07:22I'm sure she'll be fine.
07:23As for me, I just want to get home.
07:26Soon.
07:26This has been an FTL News Feed.
07:33Tylenol was always around, so I always used it.
07:35I mean, you know, for all the things that you use Tylenol for.
07:39But my mother said she's always giving out medical advice.
07:42She said to relieve headaches, you should take Excedrin.
07:45It's better than Tylenol.
07:48She was right.
07:50Major bonding experience with Mom.
07:53Plus, I got something that's better for headaches.
07:55I mean, what more could you want out of life?
07:59Excedrin, the headache medicine.