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00:01I'm not a bad man. I pay my taxes. My dachshund loves me, but I feel empty. I long for something, some TV comedy, like maybe that girl, or even Lucy.
00:20I'll pay my taxes. I'll be happy if I can sit here now and just watch Pa.
00:31Pa News Break with anchor person Henny Youngman.
00:34Have I got news for you? On Wall Street today, a man is hounded for money all day. He's on the phone now. How much does your wife want?
00:44Last week she wanted $100. Yesterday, $150. Today, $200.
00:48What does she do with all that money? I don't know. I never give her any.
00:52Meanwhile, a bunch of people are about to act like idiots. No, it's not a cabinet meeting, folks. It's candid camera. It's coming up on Hoth.
01:00Do you want some real He-Man? Red-blooded excitement?
01:18Oh! What? Lunch.
01:30Do you have any spare meat? I'm the president. Come here, woman. Let me put my tongue down your throat.
01:51Wait a minute. Dr. Goodman! Take off that stupid hat!
01:56Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
02:26The biggest stars, their newest hits, first on MTV, Madonna, Robert Plant, Janet Jackson,
02:56Aerosmith, Heart, All Your Favorite Artists, only on MTV.
03:10Is something going on?
03:14Oh, no, no, no.
03:15El Mocicola.
03:16What's this is from here?
03:17What's this is from here?
03:18What's this is from here?
03:18What's this is from here?
03:19Baby!
03:26Gotcha!
03:30What?
03:31What?
03:31What?
03:32What?
03:32How do you mean?
03:45It isn't surprising, the temperature's rising, she certainly can.
03:49Can, can.
03:50I dream of Jimmy.
03:56You conniving little.
04:05No, no, no, no.
04:09Bop!
04:13It's hard doing comedy.
04:15For one thing, laughter gives me a headache.
04:17Last night, this woman laughed, it was like a siren, like, she was with her English cousin.
04:27Then this guy laughed, it sounded like he was dying, like, ha, ha, ha.
04:32But the strangest one happened last night.
04:35This guy laughed, and letters came out of his mouth.
04:38Ha.
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