Star Trek The Original Series Season 1 Episode 6 Mudd's Women [1966]
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00:00:00USS Enterprise in pursuit of an unidentified vessel.
00:00:04There he is, sir.
00:00:06Center Street.
00:00:09Still trying to run away from us, sir?
00:00:11Don't lose a list of Sulu.
00:00:14No, sir.
00:00:22Earth ship, Mr. Spock?
00:00:25Difficult to say, Captain.
00:00:26We're getting no registration beam from it.
00:00:30If it is, he'll soon overload his engines.
00:00:33Sir, he's pushing his engines too hard.
00:00:36Changing course again.
00:00:38He knows we're after him, all right.
00:00:40Stay with him, Mr. Sulu.
00:00:44Communication?
00:00:45I've tried all frequencies, sir.
00:00:47He refuses to answer, unless he's not receiving us.
00:00:51Oh, he's receiving us, all right.
00:00:54Approaching an asteroid belt, Captain.
00:00:57Schiller rating, 3-5.
00:01:00Reflectors on, Mr. Farrell.
00:01:02He seemed asked to run too, sir.
00:01:05Stay with him.
00:01:07He'll try to lose us in them.
00:01:10If one of them hits him...
00:01:11Sensor reading on the vessel, Captain.
00:01:14I make it out as a small, class J cargo ship.
00:01:19And his engines are superheating.
00:01:22Try to warn him.
00:01:25If he loses power now...
00:01:27There go his engines, sir.
00:01:30He's drifting into asteroid belt, Captain.
00:01:34He's had it.
00:01:36Unless we put our deflector screen around him.
00:01:39Captain, if we try, we'll overload our own engines.
00:01:42He's too far away.
00:01:43Half room with our deflector screen, Mr. Farrell.
00:02:00Scotty, Spock.
00:02:02Stand by in the transporter room.
00:02:04I say.
00:02:04We're protecting him, sir.
00:02:10You won't be able to hold him long.
00:02:15We're overloading, Ned.
00:02:17Engine temperature's climbing.
00:02:18Space, the final frontier.
00:02:37These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.
00:02:42His five-year mission, to explore strange new worlds.
00:02:46To seek out new life and new civilizations.
00:02:52To boldly go where no man has gone before.
00:02:56I think so.
00:03:04You'll find better.
00:03:05I think so.
00:03:07You already know what your mind is?
00:03:41This is the engine room. Temperatures are passing the danger line.
00:03:46Our deflector screen's weakening, sir. We can't protect them much longer.
00:03:59That was one of our lithium crystal signals, sir.
00:04:02Burge the transporter room if you don't start beaming that crew over soon.
00:04:06They're not answering our signal. There's nothing to lock onto.
00:04:10I'm getting a distress signal call from them, sir.
00:04:29Scotty, we're getting a distress signal.
00:04:31I'm locked onto something, Captain.
00:04:34We need no ingratitude, gentlemen, but it's just where it is, I find myself.
00:04:57You're aboard the USS Enterprise.
00:05:00Oh, it's really a darn beautiful ship, isn't it?
00:05:06Really a beautiful ship.
00:05:10Oh, the name, gentlemen, is Walsh. Captain Leo Walsh.
00:05:14How many more in your crew?
00:05:17Just a few more.
00:05:19The vessel's breaking up, man. If we don't get them over here right now...
00:05:24Well, we couldn't be sure he was a friendly vessel now, could we?
00:05:28Ah, but the three of them will be in position right about by now.
00:05:31Another lithium circuit.
00:05:41Now supplementing with battery parts, sir.
00:05:44Scotty, how many of them did you get aboard?
00:05:48Only one, sir.
00:05:49But we've locked onto three more.
00:05:51I don't know, sir.
00:05:57Are those three lithium crystals gone?
00:06:00That's what will take a long run back.
00:06:01You never want to trust this thing in the first place.
00:06:05There she goes.
00:06:13Asteroid. Hidden dead center.
00:06:16Bridge to transporter room.
00:06:19Their vessel has been hit by an asteroid.
00:06:21It's gone. Did you get the crew off?
00:06:23Not yet, sir.
00:06:25But we've hooked onto something.
00:06:26Kirk to transporter room. Report.
00:06:52Report.
00:06:56It's all right, darlings.
00:07:09We're in good hands.
00:07:12Bridge to transporter room.
00:07:14Clearing the asteroid belt now, Captain.
00:07:16Deflect your screen down, Mr. Palin.
00:07:20Captain to transporter room.
00:07:23Are you reading me or not, Mr. Scott?
00:07:25Bridge to transporter room.
00:07:30How many did we get off?
00:07:34Oh.
00:07:35Um.
00:07:37Four and all, sir.
00:07:39The captain of that vessel can walk.
00:07:40I want them in my cabin immediately.
00:07:43Correction.
00:07:45I want them there where they can walk or not.
00:07:47Kirk out.
00:07:48That fellow sounded a mite upset, didn't he?
00:07:55Yes.
00:07:57Yes, they are.
00:08:04Yes.
00:08:07You're certain this was everyone aboard, Mr. Walsh?
00:08:09No other crewman?
00:08:11Oh, no, that's everyone, all right.
00:08:12But so far as the ladies actually be in the crew...
00:08:17You can explain that to the captain.
00:08:20Amen to that, Scotty.
00:08:45Amen to that, Scotty.
00:08:45I'm sure these stars are really something marvelous.
00:08:59But men will always be men, no matter where they are.
00:09:03Hey, mister.
00:09:05I'll never take that out of them.
00:09:06You're part of a companion, aren't you?
00:09:17Hmm.
00:09:18Ah, well, then, a pretty face doesn't affect you at all, does it?
00:09:22I bet it is not unless you want it to.
00:09:26You can save it, girls.
00:09:29This type can turn himself off from any emotion.
00:09:31I apologize for what he said, sir.
00:09:40He's so used to buying and selling people.
00:09:42I'll handle the conversation, darling.
00:09:56Come.
00:09:56The commander of the transports, you see you, Captain.
00:10:03Good.
00:10:04Now, if you don't mind, tell her.
00:10:21Hello.
00:10:21Hello.
00:10:26And the ladies, is this your crew, Captain?
00:10:30Oh, well, no, Captain.
00:10:33This is Mikara.
00:10:35Captain's Log, star date 1329.1.
00:10:56We've taken a board from unregistered transport vessel.
00:10:59It's Captain and three unusual females.
00:11:05These women have a mysterious magnetic effect on the male members of my crew, including myself.
00:11:14Explanation unknown at present.
00:11:18Well, how the devil am I supposed to know this is a starship, Captain?
00:11:22There I am with a cargo of young lovelies.
00:11:25A strange ship comes up alongside.
00:11:27Well, actually, I did my best to evade you.
00:11:30And starship, Captain, I know you exceeded your authority when you drove me and mine into a shower of asteroids.
00:11:38Your name, please.
00:11:39Walsh.
00:11:40Leo Walsh.
00:11:41You destroyed me ship, Captain.
00:11:43Mr. Walsh, I'm convening a ship's hearing on your actions.
00:11:46Mr. Spock will supply you with any legal information you may need for your defense.
00:11:54You're a hard-nosed one, Captain.
00:11:56And you're a liar, Mr. Walsh.
00:11:58I think we both understand each other.
00:12:02Security?
00:12:06Escort Mr. Walsh to his quarters.
00:12:08Confine him there.
00:12:08On duty, Johnny-o.
00:12:30Back to reality.
00:12:33You can feel their eyes when they look at you.
00:12:36Like something grabbing a hold of you.
00:12:40You notice that?
00:12:41I notice.
00:12:43How I notice.
00:12:46Johnny-o.
00:12:51Trouble, Mr. Spock?
00:12:54I'm well aware of that, Mr. Scott.
00:12:57One lithium crystal left and that with a hairline split at the base.
00:13:03Better rig a bypass, sir.
00:13:06Can't.
00:13:06We blew the whole converter assembly.
00:13:14Kirk here.
00:13:16Needed on the bridge, Captain.
00:13:17Yes.
00:13:18Yes, of course.
00:13:20Harry, what is happening, Charlie?
00:13:22Shh.
00:13:23Calm down.
00:13:24Uh, do you mind waiting outside?
00:13:28Sorry, sir.
00:13:29Well, now, answer every question they put to you.
00:13:32Don't lie.
00:13:33Well, you've no need to, have you?
00:13:36And don't submit to a med...
00:13:38That is, being so healthy, they've no need for a medical exam, have they?
00:13:44But what if they ask us about...
00:13:45They won't.
00:13:48Have you no place to go, lads?
00:13:50No, that's where...
00:13:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, they won't.
00:13:53You just let Leo take all the hard questions.
00:13:57Now, don't be panicking, loves.
00:13:59We'll get to...
00:14:00Get where?
00:14:02We don't have a ship and we're headed the wrong way, Harry.
00:14:05Lee?
00:14:07Leo.
00:14:09Leo Walsh is my name.
00:14:11Don't forget that.
00:14:13Don't they?
00:14:14So lovely.
00:14:15Lovely, aren't they?
00:14:17If they'll only think lovely thoughts, they smile.
00:14:20Well, they'll come out right some which way now, won't they?
00:14:24Me personal guarantee on that.
00:14:26Shh.
00:14:27The entire ship's power is feeding through one lithium crystal.
00:14:37We switched to bypass circuits.
00:14:40We burned them all up when we superheated, Captain.
00:14:43That jackass, Walsh, not only wrecked his own vessel, but in saving his skin...
00:14:47It makes you feel any better, Engineer.
00:14:50That's one jackass we're going to see skinned.
00:14:53But it's frustrating.
00:14:54Almost a million gross tons of vessel, depending on a hunk of crystal the size of my fist.
00:15:01And that crystal won't hold up.
00:15:04Not pulling all our power through it.
00:15:08Well, Mr. Spock?
00:15:09There's a lithium mining operation on Rigel 12.
00:15:14High-grade ore, I've heard.
00:15:16Location and distance.
00:15:17Mr. Farrell has the course.
00:15:20Less than two days travel.
00:15:22Make for Rigel 12, Mr. Spock.
00:15:25Rigel 12, Mr. Farrell.
00:15:27You have the course.
00:15:33Captain's log, stardate 13.9.2.
00:15:36On board the USS Enterprise, a ship's hearing is being convened against the transport vessels, Captain.
00:15:44I'm becoming concerned about the almost hypnotic effect produced by the women.
00:15:50This hearing is convened.
00:15:53Starting 13.29.2 on board Starship USS Enterprise.
00:15:58Formal hearings against transport captain, Leo Walsh.
00:16:06Start, computer.
00:16:11State your name for the record.
00:16:14Leo Francis Walsh.
00:16:17Incorrect.
00:16:20Your correct name.
00:16:22Gentlemen, surely you're not going to take the word of a soulless mechanical device over to that of a real flesh-and-blood man.
00:16:38State your correct name for the record.
00:16:43Harry Mudd.
00:16:45Incorrect.
00:16:48Harcourt Fenton Mudd.
00:16:50Any past offenses, Mr. Mudd?
00:16:53Of course not.
00:16:54Gentlemen, I'm simply an honest businessman.
00:16:57Incorrect.
00:16:59Blast that tin-plated pot.
00:17:03Full data coming on screen.
00:17:09If it can read our minds, too.
00:17:12They can, darling, they can't.
00:17:14Just what's on the record?
00:17:17Offense record.
00:17:19Smuggling.
00:17:20Sentence.
00:17:21Suspended.
00:17:22Transport of stolen goods.
00:17:25Purchase of space vessel with counterfeit currency.
00:17:31Sentences.
00:17:32Psychiatric treatment.
00:17:34Effectiveness disputed.
00:17:36Mr. Mudd.
00:17:37Mr. Mudd.
00:17:37You are charged with galaxy travel without a flight plan, without an identification beam, and the failure to answer a starship signal, thus affecting a menace to navigation.
00:17:48What, my tiny little ship in this immense galaxy, a menace to navigate, you're also charged with operation of a vessel without a master's license.
00:18:01Untrue?
00:18:02I have a master's license.
00:18:02I have a master's ticket.
00:18:04Incorrect.
00:18:05Master's license revoked.
00:18:07Star date 1116.4.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:12All right.
00:18:14Well, very simply, Leo Walsh, who was to be my captain on this trip, passed away suddenly.
00:18:23I had no choice but to take out and ship my own self, did I?
00:18:28Well, I assumed Leo's name for this voyage out of courtesy to him in memoriam, as it were.
00:18:38Fine, fine man.
00:18:40Alas, God is through war.
00:18:45Destination and purpose of journey?
00:18:48Planet Ophiicus III.
00:18:50Wiving settlers.
00:18:53Come again, Mr. Mudd.
00:18:55You do what?
00:18:56I recruit wives for settlers.
00:18:59A difficult but satisfying task.
00:19:05Data on witnesses.
00:19:10Computer, go to sensor probe.
00:19:22Any unusual readings?
00:19:24No decipherable reading on females.
00:19:28However, unusual reading on male board members.
00:19:34Detecting high respiration patterns.
00:19:37Perspiration rates up.
00:19:42Heartbeat rapid.
00:19:45Blood pressure higher than normal.
00:19:49Now, that's sufficient.
00:19:52Strike that from the record, Mr. Spock.
00:19:54Do you see, gentlemen, just as I told you, three lovely ladies destined for frontier planets to be the companions of lonely men, to supply that warmth of a human touch that so desperately needed, a wife, a home, a family.
00:20:18Gentlemen, gentlemen, I look upon this work as a sacred public trust.
00:20:25I've devoted my whole life to it.
00:20:27Incorrect.
00:20:28Well, I'm about to start devoting my entire life to it.
00:20:36Did these ladies come voluntarily?
00:20:40Well, of course.
00:20:42Now, for example, Ruthie here comes from a pelagic planet, Sea Ranchers.
00:20:47Magda there, from the Helium Experimental Station.
00:20:50It's the same story for all of us, Captain.
00:20:54No men.
00:20:56Mine was a farm planet with automated machines for company and then two brothers to cook for, mend their clothes, canal mud, a foot thick on their boots every time they walked in.
00:21:09Fine, Evie, fine.
00:21:10No, it's not fine.
00:21:14We've got men willing to be our husbands waiting for us, and you're taking us in the opposite direction.
00:21:21Staring at us like we were saturnious harem girls or something.
00:21:27That's enough, Evie.
00:21:30The only charges are against Mr. Mudd, illegal operation of a vessel.
00:21:37Do you have any defense to offer?
00:21:38Only heaven's own truth, which I've just given you.
00:21:49The hearing is closed.
00:21:53Mr. Mudd to be handed over to the legal authorities at our earliest opportunity.
00:22:08And what about us?
00:22:10What happens to us?
00:22:12Help us, please, all of us.
00:22:14Mr. McCurron, if you don't...
00:22:15The last crystal, sir, is gone.
00:22:23Captain Kirk, the engineering section reports our entire life support system is now on batteries.
00:22:29Mr. Spock, Mr. McCurron, please.
00:22:32Would you mind, Mr. Spock, will you contact the miners on Rigel 12?
00:22:36Notify them that only the lithium crystal is immediately upon arrival.
00:22:39Oh, you beautiful galaxy.
00:22:51Oh, that heavenly universe.
00:22:56Well, girls, lithium miners, don't you understand?
00:23:00Lonely, isolated, overworked, rich lithium miners.
00:23:09Girls, do you still want husbands?
00:23:11Hmm?
00:23:12Evie, you won't have to be satisfied with a mere ship's captain.
00:23:16I'll get you a man who can buy you a whole planet.
00:23:20Maggie, you're going to be a countess.
00:23:23Ruth, I'll make you a duchess.
00:23:25And I, I'll be running this starship.
00:23:36Captain James Kirk, the next orders you're taking will be given by Harcourt and Fenton.
00:23:44Mud!
00:23:45Mud!
00:23:46Mud!
00:23:57Captain's log, stardate 1330.1, position 14 hours out of Rigel 12.
00:24:04We're on auxiliary impulse engines, fuel low, barely sufficient to achieve orbit over the planet.
00:24:11Lithium replacements are now imperative.
00:24:14The effect of Mud's women on my crew continues to grow, still totally unexplained.
00:24:21Harry Mud is confined to his quarters under guard.
00:24:30May I come in?
00:24:31Well, yes, please do, by all means.
00:24:48Hunters, are you finished?
00:24:50I was wondering what this place looked like.
00:24:57It's fascinating.
00:25:16Would, would, would you walk past my panel again, please?
00:25:20My medical scanner.
00:25:21Oh, why?
00:25:22You're not giving me an examination, are you?
00:25:23Oh, no, I wouldn't trust my, my judgment.
00:25:25Believe me, just walk by, please.
00:25:27It's not supposed to do that.
00:25:28It's not supposed to do that.
00:25:34I wondered.
00:25:35Will you be examining the miners on Rigel 12?
00:25:36Will you be examining the miners on Rigel 12?
00:25:41Yes, if they need it.
00:25:42Yes, if they need it.
00:25:43Do you mean you haven't asked them?
00:25:44Yes, if they need it.
00:25:45Do you mean you haven't asked them?
00:25:46It's not supposed to do that.
00:25:47It's not supposed to do that.
00:25:48It's not supposed to do that.
00:25:49It's not supposed to do that.
00:25:50It's not supposed to do that.
00:25:51It's not supposed to do that.
00:25:55I wondered.
00:25:56Will you be examining the miners on Rigel 12?
00:26:01Yes, if they need it.
00:26:02Yes, if they need it.
00:26:03Do you mean you haven't asked yet?
00:26:04Are they in good health and all that?
00:26:05What?
00:26:06Oh yes, they're in excellent health.
00:26:22All three of them.
00:26:24Oh, three.
00:26:29Are you wearing some unusual kind of perfume or something radioactive, my dear?
00:26:41No, I'm just me.
00:26:46I wonder what makes it do that.
00:26:52Captain?
00:26:56I hope you don't mind.
00:26:59I hope you don't mind.
00:27:05In fact, Ms. McCurron, I do.
00:27:08I was trying to take a walk and I just had to run in some place, you see.
00:27:14You and your men were looking at me, following me with their eyes.
00:27:22Yes.
00:27:24I'll have to talk to them about that.
00:27:26Hey, uh, don't do that ordinarily, unless you're on the...
00:27:36Somehow, in your case, somebody's with you, it's, uh...
00:27:40Probably just lonely.
00:27:44I can understand loneliness.
00:27:51Yeah.
00:27:56Yes, uh, now let's look, Your Honor, if you don't mind.
00:27:58I, I, I suppose, I suppose you understand it even more.
00:28:04I mean, having to run a huge ship like this with so much responsibility every minute and having to be so careful with all your men looking up to you.
00:28:18Well, it probably appears more difficult than it is.
00:28:27I, I, I, I read once a commander has to act like a paragon of virtue.
00:28:33I never met a paragon.
00:28:35Oh.
00:28:39Neither have I.
00:28:40Well, of course not.
00:28:42No one is.
00:28:44But some people try to pretend.
00:28:47Oh.
00:28:51Do you, Captain?
00:28:54Miss, you make your honor, I don't...
00:28:57Oh, no.
00:29:00Oh, I just can't do it.
00:29:03I don't care what Harry Mudd says.
00:29:05I do like you.
00:29:08And I just can't go through with it.
00:29:11I hate this whole thing.
00:29:13I hate this whole thing.
00:29:17Just three, you're sure?
00:29:37Yes.
00:29:38There's a healthy, fairly young...
00:29:41Later.
00:29:42My dad, you get to your communication with the man?
00:29:45The head manor is named Ben Childress.
00:29:50The others are Gossett and Benton.
00:29:53And they've been there...
00:29:54Almost three years now.
00:29:57Alone.
00:30:00Perfect.
00:30:01Perfect.
00:30:03Three of them and three lovely ladies has Harry Mudd.
00:30:09And lithium crystals, my dear, are worth 300 times their weight in diamonds.
00:30:18Thousands of times their weight in gold.
00:30:21But they'll be down there.
00:30:23And we'll be up here circling a hundred miles above them.
00:30:28And there's a guard outside your door, Harry.
00:30:31You can't get out of your cabin.
00:30:33No, my dears.
00:30:35After one more little job for you, it won't be Harry Mudd that's trapped.
00:30:41It'll be a gentleman named James T.
00:30:48I don't like you.
00:30:52And I'm not very happy with myself, either.
00:31:00Well, I'm not really surprised.
00:31:02I've seen you noticing the captain.
00:31:05We're supposed to notice them!
00:31:10Oh.
00:31:12Oh, Harry.
00:31:14I don't feel very good.
00:31:19I think it must be near the time.
00:31:22I ask for a pre-orbital course, Harold.
00:31:33Pre-orbital course locked in, sir.
00:31:36It's the last time I'm giving an order twice, gentlemen.
00:31:41Without a battery power.
00:31:42We're low on that.
00:31:44They'll get us to Roger 12, sir, but it'll be a shaky orbit.
00:31:47Just hang us in there long enough to get six crystals, Scotty.
00:31:51That's all we need.
00:31:52I'll get you there.
00:31:56It is.
00:31:58What are you running here?
00:32:00Did you examine?
00:32:02Did you examine Eve?
00:32:05She refused.
00:32:06Oh, come on.
00:32:09You're the doctor.
00:32:10What is it?
00:32:17Is it that we're tired?
00:32:20And they're beautiful?
00:32:23They are incredibly beautiful.
00:32:27Are they, Jim?
00:32:28Are they actually more lovely, pound for pound, measurement for measurement, than any other women you've known?
00:32:40Or is it that they just, well, act beautiful?
00:32:48No, strike that.
00:32:49Strike that.
00:32:49What are they, bones?
00:32:52You mean, are they alien illusions, that sort of thing?
00:33:02I asked you first.
00:33:03No.
00:33:03An alien smart enough to pull this would be smart enough to keep my medical scanner from going bleep.
00:33:13It doesn't fall in.
00:33:17I don't need it.
00:33:19It's up to space frequency at 3.9.
00:33:24Rigel 12, Rigel 12.
00:33:37This is Rigel 12, Commander Enterprise.
00:33:40Well, this isn't exactly the Enterprise.
00:33:44My name is Harry Mudd.
00:33:47To whom have I the pleasure of speaking, sir?
00:33:54Our curve's still dropping, Captain.
00:34:06We'll make orbit, sir.
00:34:08A temporary one.
00:34:09Lay in.
00:34:10Computer?
00:34:12We can sustain this orbit for three days, seven hours.
00:34:18More than enough time.
00:34:19Communications, have a representative of the Rigel 12 minus meters here to discuss our need.
00:34:25Beam them up, first pass over the camp.
00:34:28Yes, sir.
00:34:32What's happening?
00:34:35Look at my face.
00:34:37You will never find them, Harry.
00:35:00And if you do find them, you know what they are.
00:35:06I cheat.
00:35:11If you care for someone, really care.
00:35:17For who, maybe?
00:35:18For Kirk.
00:35:19Find out the ship's captains are already married, girl.
00:35:22To their vessels.
00:35:24You find that out the first time you came between him and the ship.
00:35:26You'll see.
00:35:27I'm going back to what I was.
00:35:33Ugly.
00:35:34I can't stand myself.
00:35:38Why did you hide them, Harry?
00:35:40Do you trust us?
00:35:42I didn't hide them, girl.
00:35:44I put them in a safe place in case I was searched.
00:35:47Find the prairie.
00:35:49Marry.
00:35:52Actress.
00:35:56Yes, dear.
00:35:57Go on, Eve
00:36:23Take it
00:36:24It's not a cheat
00:36:27It's a miracle
00:36:32For some man who can appreciate it
00:36:38And who needs it
00:36:54It's a miracle
00:37:03It's a miracle
00:37:09even burned and cracked they're beautiful destroying them was a shame not at all mr
00:37:37spark the choice was burning this lithium crystal or the destruction of another man's ship
00:37:43come sir mining chief children's and mr gossett good gentleman
00:37:52i'm james kirk captain of the enterprise this is my science officer mr spark let's get right to
00:38:00business you want lithium crystals and we've got them fine i'm authorized to pay an equitable
00:38:07price we're not sure they're for sale captain we might prefer a swap what did you have in mind
00:38:16muds of women
00:38:19if we like them we'd like to have a look at them first of course right try to mock captain
00:38:28oh and harry mud either way i've agreed to have them released charges dropped
00:38:35is there anything else
00:38:43you've got no choice kirk you beam a landing party down and you won't find one blessed crystal
00:38:53no deal
00:38:59you're a long way out in space gentlemen you'll need medical help cargo runs starship protection
00:39:16you want to consider those facts too come along ladies come along you must be ben children's come on now
00:39:23girls come on
00:39:24and you must be her own gossett
00:39:29yes i reckon i am
00:39:32one thing i'll say for you boy
00:39:35you're not a liar
00:39:38ladies you are welcome it's still no deal
00:39:45serving battery sir half power
00:39:49i'm told they have only three days of water left before they start spiraling
00:39:54i do hate to see you suffering such a situation captain but truth is truth and the sad fact is
00:40:04you will deal sooner or later you'll have to
00:40:11captain's log transporting down to surface of planet rigel 12 to acquire replacement lithium crystals
00:40:32expect further difficulty from miners
00:40:34expect further difficulty from miners
00:40:35expect further difficulty from miners
00:40:39uh...
00:40:46uh...
00:40:50math
00:41:06All right, Jezreus, you won.
00:41:31Now I'll take the lithium crystals.
00:41:32When I have the time, Kirk.
00:41:41Jezreus, what is he, Mr. Kirk?
00:41:54Don't have the time to spare it, Captain.
00:41:57You got a better idea?
00:42:02It glows like that all the time.
00:42:12You can get lost a dozen feet from your own doorstep.
00:42:16The wind comes up, son.
00:42:18Magnetic stone.
00:42:29That means the wind will really rip, son.
00:42:36Dance with me.
00:42:37Would you like to dance?
00:42:52No.
00:42:52I'm sorry.
00:43:03I guess it must be the dust.
00:43:07Witness, I'm right, home.
00:43:10All the time.
00:43:11All the time.
00:43:11I'm sorry.
00:43:27Hey.
00:43:29Go away.
00:43:30I'm cutting it.
00:43:32Not on me.
00:43:33What's the matter with you?
00:43:51Why does he just run a raffle and the loser gets me?
00:43:58Take the one, then you'll get two.
00:44:00I'll just have those crystals here when I get back.
00:44:03I'll just have those crystals here when I get back.
00:44:03I'll just have those crystals.
00:44:31It's a very-
00:44:33THE END
00:45:03THE END
00:45:33The Captain's log have transported aboard the Enterprise to implement search with infrared scanners and sensing system. Magnetic storms on the planet's surface are cutting down speed and efficiency of our equipment. Search now in progress for three hours, 18 minutes.
00:45:54Time is parallel three and four.
00:45:57Checking.
00:45:58It did not gain much.
00:46:02The storm is ionizing the atmosphere, Captain. Getting difficult to probe through it.
00:46:07Captain, this is draining our batteries further. If we only have those crystals.
00:46:13But we don't. I didn't get me. I should have found a way. Satisfied, Mr. Scott?
00:46:20Losing communications with the miners, sir. Magnetic storm seems worse.
00:46:28Has Childress reported in yet?
00:46:30No, sir. He and the girl are still missing.
00:46:32Sorry, Scotty.
00:46:44How much power do we have left?
00:46:46About five hours, sir.
00:46:47Sylvan松 Wirko
00:47:00How much power do we have left?
00:47:09Oh, my God.
00:47:39Oh, my God.
00:48:09Check traverse three, grid zero, four, zero.
00:48:15By 11 miles, carrying one, two, one from the mining company.
00:48:19That's Ben Childress' quarters.
00:48:21It's a heat unit operating there.
00:48:23Could be a cook stove.
00:48:24Have Mudd meet me in the transporter room.
00:48:26Mudd?
00:48:27The name of this game.
00:48:28The name of this game.
00:48:28The name of this game.
00:48:28The name of this game.
00:48:38The name of this game.
00:48:42I ate some of your food, so I paid with some chores.
00:49:12And I'd do my own cooking.
00:49:27I've not laid a hand on you. Remember that.
00:49:30Oh, with the sound of male ego you travel halfway across the galaxy and it's still the same song.
00:49:39There. I'm going to eat or talk.
00:49:46I guess I'm supposed to sit, taste it, roll my eyes.
00:49:51Ooh, female cooking again.
00:49:54I've tasted better. By my own hand.
00:50:01Well, you're tasting some of it now. I couldn't scrape three layers of your leavings out of that pan.
00:50:09Well, you find me a well, some decent water, then talk.
00:50:16Well, why don't you hang your pan out in the wind and let the sand blast it clean?
00:50:23Well, hadn't you thought about that?
00:50:25Well, why don't you hang your pan out in the wind and let the sand blast it clean?
00:50:34Well, hadn't you thought about that?
00:50:36Well, hadn't you thought about that?
00:51:06It might work.
00:51:22It's a solitaire.
00:51:24Doublejack.
00:51:28And a red eight ought to go on the black nine.
00:51:31Not in doublejack.
00:51:36You normally play as an old bucket. You're not even good company.
00:51:46What the devil happened to your looks anyway?
00:51:49I got tired of you. I slumped.
00:51:53You heard what I said. You're homeless.
00:51:56I've got enough in crystals already to my queens.
00:52:00Why the gross?
00:52:02I didn't touch her.
00:52:06Thank heaven you found her.
00:52:08She's been bubbling with gratitude ever since.
00:52:12Sit down.
00:52:18Tell them.
00:52:20Tell them, Harry.
00:52:22Ah, yes. Well...
00:52:26The venous drugs, Harry.
00:52:28Venus drug?
00:52:30I've heard of it, but...
00:52:32It's not just one of those stories.
00:52:38Oh, it exists.
00:52:40Illegally.
00:52:42Well, actually, you see, it's a relatively harmless drug.
00:52:46Harmless?
00:52:48Harmless?
00:52:49Ah, yes.
00:52:50Uh...
00:52:51Well...
00:52:52What it does is...
00:52:53Give you more of whatever you have.
00:52:56Well...
00:52:57With men, it makes them more muscular.
00:53:00Women...
00:53:02Rounder.
00:53:03Men, more aggressive.
00:53:05Women, more feminine and...
00:53:07He gave it to the women before you met them.
00:53:10Does that mean the others...
00:53:13They really look like she does?
00:53:16Mr. Childress, I...
00:53:18Is that what it means?
00:53:20Yes, that's what it means.
00:53:27What happened to my partners?
00:53:29They've left for their quarters during the storm, Childress.
00:53:32They're married.
00:53:34Subspace radio marriage.
00:53:41He's a fraud.
00:53:42They can get out of it.
00:53:44If they want to.
00:53:47Why?
00:53:49Well, you can't condemn the women.
00:53:51I can.
00:53:54Man goes out and fights.
00:53:57Almost dies.
00:54:00We all almost died.
00:54:03We should've, but we didn't.
00:54:07And now that we've got the good life in our hands...
00:54:10You bring us women for wives and...
00:54:13You don't want wives.
00:54:16You want this.
00:54:18This is what you want, Mr. Childress.
00:54:23And I hope you remember it.
00:54:24And dream about it.
00:54:26Because you can have it.
00:54:27It's not real.
00:54:28You can't have it.
00:54:29It's not real.
00:54:30You can't have it.
00:54:31You can't have it.
00:54:32It's not real.
00:54:33You not get it.
00:54:36It has vanished.
00:54:38You can have it...
00:54:43You can't have it.
00:54:44You have it.
00:54:46You have it.
00:54:49You want your face to it.
00:54:51This is not real.
00:54:52You could not have it.
00:54:54But tell me please...
00:54:56is this the kind of wife you want
00:55:11not someone to help you
00:55:16not a wife to cook
00:55:19and sew
00:55:21and cry
00:55:23and need
00:55:25this kind
00:55:29selfish
00:55:35vain
00:55:38useless
00:55:40is this what you really want
00:55:44alright then
00:55:47here it is
00:55:49quite a woman eh children
00:55:53a fake
00:55:57pumped up by a drug
00:56:00by herself
00:56:02she took no drug
00:56:05i swallowed it
00:56:09colored gelatin
00:56:10yes they took away my drug
00:56:15and substituted that
00:56:17but that can't be
00:56:22there's only one kind of woman
00:56:24or man for that matter
00:56:27you either believe in yourself
00:56:29or you don't
00:56:31all right children
00:56:35i've gone as far with you
00:56:37as i intend to
00:56:38i want those lithium crystals
00:56:40and i want them now
00:56:41enterprises occur
00:56:47spock here captain
00:56:49stand by
00:56:50do i beam down a search party
00:56:54no
00:56:56the uh
00:56:58the crystals are here
00:57:00and you're welcome to them
00:57:04stand by mr spark
00:57:06we're coming aboard
00:57:08with the lithium crystals
00:57:09how many coming
00:57:11captain
00:57:11we're evil stay
00:57:13today at least
00:57:17we
00:57:18we want to talk
00:57:22eat
00:57:25you've got someone up there
00:57:34call the enterprise
00:57:36two of us mr spark
00:57:41come on mr
00:57:43don't you think you could possibly
00:57:50by accident arrange to leave me behind here
00:57:53on this planet
00:57:54that would be punishment enough
00:57:56i can't do that harry
00:57:57but i will appear as a character witness at your trial
00:58:02if you think that'll help
00:58:04they'll throw away the key
00:58:07it must have been quite a talk you made down there
00:58:23ever try considering the patent medicine business
00:58:29why should i work your side of the street
00:58:30i'm happy the affair is over
00:58:33a most annoying emotional episode
00:58:37smack
00:58:38right in the old eye
00:58:40oh i'm sorry
00:58:42in your case it would be
00:58:44about here
00:58:46the fact that my internal arrangement differs from yours doctor
00:58:51pleases me no end
00:58:53course plotted and all systems in operation
00:58:59engines engaged
00:59:03hell
00:59:03out of orbit sir
00:59:09a head full
00:59:12a head full sir
00:59:15uh...
00:59:20in a
00:59:24and
00:59:27yeah
00:59:31all the time
00:59:35The End
01:00:05The End