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00:00See, her butt looks better now. Turn around.
00:04All the men are looking at you.
00:06What do you think? All the waitresses in high heels.
00:10Honestly, I don't like it. They will end up getting tired of it.
00:13Don't overthink things. In my restaurant in London, I double the profits by buying everyone long and flashy high heels.
00:21Lev Glebovich, your daughter has come.
00:23Which daughter are you referring to? I have many daughters. Just like sons.
00:27Well, she's around somewhere.
00:30Children are the least profitable investment.
00:32In the wild, if lion cubs irritate the lion, it devours them.
00:36But those were difficult times.
00:38They were many women and few contraceptives.
00:42By the way, Sonia, let's go to my room.
00:49You'll show me where I'm staying.
00:51Of course.
00:53For seven days, I ate the meat of this dead antelope.
01:02Wow, I lost 12 kilos.
01:05Is this my room?
01:11It's very basic.
01:13Is the mattress hard?
01:18I like it to be hard.
01:20Get on and jump.
01:21I want to see how it is.
01:23Come on, do it.
01:31How dare he.
01:33Are you crazy?
01:35Do you think I will sleep here?
01:37Excuse me.
01:40But you told me.
01:41Piece of advice.
01:43Understood.
01:44Don't be stupid.
01:53What do you think of her?
01:54Well, she's attractive.
01:58You've got terrible taste, my friend.
02:01I like real women.
02:03Just like Sophia.
02:05She has small breasts, but doesn't seem to care.
02:08She doesn't get surgery like some puffed up hen.
02:11By the way, let's go to the kitchen.
02:17Have you decided what to do with the pheasant?
02:20The legs?
02:21And this part in the stew?
02:22And the rest will be a delicious soup.
02:24Lev Glebovich will be delighted.
02:26Suit yourself.
02:27Dear chefs, how are you?
02:29Where's my prey?
02:31Where is it?
02:33Is it in the oven?
02:34Did you want it to be roasted?
02:36Of course.
02:37Whole.
02:38And with fries.
02:40And what is that?
02:42It's a duck.
02:44I used to have ducks on the farm.
02:46I also had cows, ducks, goats.
02:50I loved them.
02:51Like my children.
02:52I lived on a farm, spent beautiful nights there, and washed myself in the stream.
02:58One day I was lying there watching the cows, and the thought occurred to me.
03:03To hell with everything.
03:05I'm fed up.
03:06So I sacrificed them all and then sold the meat.
03:09That's what I did.
03:10Brilliant ideas come when you are outdoors.
03:13The smell of fresh hay is like...
03:15Smell this.
03:18What does this smell like?
03:25Of hay.
03:27Now I'm producing a new cologne.
03:29I'm looking for a French partner to make it more sophisticated, supposedly.
03:34By the way...
03:35I want there to be a haystack in my room.
03:39Ahem, excuse me.
03:40A what?
03:40Piece of advice.
03:41Sure.
03:42Understood.
03:46Hey, I'm not going to order the hay, okay?
03:49Misha.
03:50I don't always like the decisions made by the management either, but it's her job.
03:54Okay, I'll make the haystack in his room.
03:59Don't call me stupid again for putting hay in his room.
04:03And if you don't do it, he will fire you for not following his orders.
04:06That's it.
04:10And of course, me too.
04:12Oh, don't worry, Sophia.
04:15Yours favorite?
04:17A true and authentic woman with small breasts.
04:20What did you say?
04:21I didn't say that.
04:23But he didn't very clearly, remember?
04:25He said...
04:26I really like your tits.
04:34The needle.
04:36The tendon.
04:43Careful.
04:45The leg.
04:53My forehead.
04:56The duck's skin.
04:59We have created a monster.
05:03It's alive!
05:07How will I serve it?
05:09What if he says there are too many tendons?
05:12How will he be able to tell?
05:14We could say this pheasant was a real athlete.
05:16What if I return to security?
05:22Do you remember?
05:23A long time ago, you and I doing the night watch.
05:26There was something romantic about it, wasn't there?
05:28Uh, what are you insinuating?
05:30But what did you understand?
05:32I'm talking about movie nights and...
05:35Lots of beer.
05:36Caustic.
05:37You have a million dollars.
05:41Enough of that nonsense.
05:46Hey, bartender.
05:47Where are you?
05:53What would you like, sir?
05:54How can I help you?
05:55A tea.
05:56A green tea.
05:59And you?
06:00Who are you?
06:00I used to work here.
06:02First, I was a bartender.
06:04Then a bellboy.
06:05Then security.
06:06Then secretary to the former boss.
06:08And what happened?
06:10Upon leaving, he left me a million dollars.
06:13And now, I'm at a loss.
06:16Need some advice?
06:18Money should always be invested.
06:20When I had my first million, I bought a boat.
06:22And started transporting cargo from Sakalin to Japan.
06:26Later, I fell in love with the sea.
06:28Fought a couple of storms.
06:30And became a captain.
06:31I still feel the taste of salty water on my lips.
06:36Thank you very much.
06:38You have just helped me a lot, you know?
06:42I just realized what I want.
06:44I want to meet different people every day.
06:46And listen to their amazing stories.
06:48I dream of being a bartender again.
06:52Lev Glebovich.
06:54Your dinner is ready.
07:00My apologies.
07:11Honestly, it wasn't my intention.
07:14Relax.
07:15It's the fate of this poor pheasant.
07:17I was coming back from hunting.
07:20Hadn't caught anything.
07:21And this pheasant came onto the road and inevitably collided with the car's bumper.
07:26Sorry.
07:27But I removed a bullet from him.
07:30I thought it was a shame to come back from hunting empty-handed.
07:35So I took the shotgun and shot the animal.
07:38In any case, I have no appetite.
07:40I just do 93- Rules.
07:41And I feel like it was.
07:41So we started to get to it the moment.
07:41I'm getting married.
07:41Have a good night.
07:44I'm getting married.
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