Uploaded originally 7 months ago ( 2024 ) so now I'm continuing my own little adventure. We're at Part 3 and I can tell ya we got plenty of other parts ahead!
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00:00:00Oh, we're back. Finally, after two weeks. Okay, I'm out. It's been a long time. Sorta. Today, yes, today, we have returned.
00:00:11People, Mario!
00:00:13Yeah, where were we last time? Right. We gotta go to Dry Dry Boner. And, um...
00:00:17Okay, so. I really don't know how to go through this, because I sure as hell barely remember.
00:00:30Not to the temple, I kind of remember how to do. So, we're gonna do this how I play this for the first time.
00:00:35And, uh, that plant that we have to get for going to World Gate, that's what I'm gonna call it until we actually get there.
00:00:42Until we get to World Gate? Mmm! Yeah, no. Did I ever come back and do this later? I probably did.
00:00:48Alright, so. Let's go up here. My girl! Well, not my girl, but... the girl!
00:00:56Ah! No! Confound it!
00:01:00Now we come to the worst party member of the entire goddamn game!
00:01:06Hey, Mario!
00:01:12Uh-huh. Yeah, I saw you earlier.
00:01:19Mm-hm.
00:01:20Mm-hm.
00:01:21Mm-hm.
00:01:24Mm-hm.
00:01:26Mm-hm.
00:01:32Mm-hm.
00:01:33Mm-hm.
00:01:34Okay.
00:01:38Umm...
00:01:43Ah! Monty Ball!
00:01:46To do this last time!
00:01:48Let's go!
00:01:51Alright, how am I gonna do this?
00:01:53Well, give it back.
00:01:54So what?
00:01:55Can you do something about it?
00:01:57Nope.
00:01:58Goddammit.
00:01:59Uh, don't suck.
00:02:00So what we're gonna do, is we're gonna have this jump on.
00:02:02Here we go.
00:02:04Yay!
00:02:08Throw yourself at them!
00:02:10Yes!
00:02:12Whoa!
00:02:18Napsicle!
00:02:22Yeah!
00:02:28Yeah!
00:02:30These guys are their goddamn rocks!
00:02:36I didn't realize I was fighting Nappa!
00:02:42Okay, here we go, here we go!
00:02:44Yes!
00:02:46See, I'm doing a better job than I got that mic to call you last time!
00:02:48No! 50 seconds, I've been zoning out down to the jokes from that part!
00:02:52You know what, no, nobody can put me over here!
00:02:54Hopefully, I'm gonna hear all the astounding noises I'm making!
00:02:58Eh!
00:03:04Well, actually, there we go!
00:03:08Yeah, there we go!
00:03:10Eh!
00:03:11I did that on my first time here, too!
00:03:13It doesn't really matter much!
00:03:17Right, action!
00:03:19Let's kill!
00:03:25Right, I need Cooper!
00:03:29But first, she's gonna throw her vagina head!
00:03:32Ew!
00:03:37Yeah!
00:03:41Yeah, sickle!
00:03:44And like that, Rosie Hole is gone!
00:03:46With, uh, four or four points for us!
00:03:48Okay, let's, uh, let's go here!
00:03:53Let's go this way!
00:03:59Right.
00:04:01Cooper! Get outta here!
00:04:02You're my best team member for a while!
00:04:04And you're actually kind of important for this chapter later!
00:04:06Alright!
00:04:07I think that's what we need!
00:04:08I think I missed us on tape!
00:04:15Get it!
00:04:18Yep!
00:04:19I got a letter!
00:04:20And we're gonna keep, uh, progressing!
00:04:22Uh, can I turn around?
00:04:23Yes, I can!
00:04:24Will I?
00:04:25No!
00:04:26At least not yet, anyway!
00:04:27This enemy sucks!
00:04:28I hate it!
00:04:29I think I, I mean, can I?
00:04:30I mean, I, I, I, I rarely remember this part, it's a problem!
00:04:31I don't remember this chapter as much as I would like it!
00:04:32Yeah, I, I, I need, I need the sucky team member for this part!
00:04:35I, I, anyways, uh, certainly!
00:04:58Oh, yeah, anyway, I hope you guys can hear that, my F8 and me are supposed to murder each other, which, I mean, if they're gonna do that, can I at least have some footage of it? I'm a very simple person, I have very simple notes.
00:05:16Alright, and I think about, and I said this before, and I'm gonna mention it again, I seriously doubted if you were doing anything with the goddamn Starfragments, like on my first playthrough, and I didn't think much of them to begin with.
00:05:28We are gonna fight those rocks, in a few minutes, anyway, not right now, or if I mess up, maybe right now.
00:05:39Machi Mole, no!
00:05:42And what we're coming up to? Yeah, I didn't figure this out until I think at the end of the game, my last playthrough.
00:05:50Diamond Badge, what does it do? I don't know, I really have been reading a lot lately, I've been playing too much Badger Tooie, and it's kinda messed with my senses.
00:05:59Yeah, I need the other-
00:06:01NO, NOT THE ROCKMAN!
00:06:03OH, NO, THAT'S NOT THE ROCKMAN!
00:06:05OH, NO, THAT'S NOT THE ROCKMAN!
00:06:07OH, SHIT, THAT'S GETTING SO LAD.
00:06:11Let's get this away.
00:06:12Uh...
00:06:13Yes, she's going to knock him out.
00:06:15Knock him out.
00:06:16Oh, shit!
00:06:17We need her flaming vagina to destroy him.
00:06:18You must wait, Cooper.
00:06:19As for me...
00:06:20Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
00:06:21I'm gonna do that.
00:06:22Oh!
00:06:23I probably should've defended myself!
00:06:24M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M!
00:06:25M-M-M-M-M-M!
00:06:26M-M-M-M-M-M!
00:06:27M-M-M-M-M-M-M!
00:06:28M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M!
00:06:37Oh...
00:06:38Maybe I should've defended myself!
00:06:41Yeah, so I wouldn't must be able to start to fight those guys off. I mean, if I ever come back here, maybe, yeah.
00:06:55We're gonna come back here for end-game first. Let's be with mini-bosses. Is there a mini-boss coming up? Yes.
00:07:00Do I care about them? Not so much, because I need you!
00:07:05Let's go!
00:07:06Oh, I can't get rid of them before I have to kill the goddamn rock.
00:07:23We're not even eight minutes in. We're still stuck on the first part.
00:07:30Oh, I can't- I- I can't forget I can do that.
00:07:37Gaspin, go!
00:07:42Give me a laugh, you laugh!
00:07:44You're not gonna save yet?
00:07:54There you go.
00:07:58Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, again, I did all this in my first place because I had no idea what I was doing. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
00:08:26Uh-huh.
00:08:28Why?
00:08:29Why?
00:08:34Okay, fine, whatever.
00:08:38I hate this goddamn place.
00:08:44But, as much as I hate it, this is kind of as good as it gets until we get to the goddamn temple.
00:08:48Uh-huh.
00:08:51GAH!
00:08:55I'm not trying to do- I'm not trying to refight fights right now.
00:08:57I want to find this goddamn level so I can equip the worst goddamn team member on my whole goddamn team.
00:09:03Goddamn.
00:09:07I can't get the hammer until I get him.
00:09:09So, yeah, we'll pee.
00:09:13Um, girl!
00:09:15Yay!
00:09:16Yeah, I also need to get the epic plant, which means I don't have to go back down there,
00:09:39but I gotta go up here.
00:09:44I think.
00:09:45Yeah, I genuinely don't remember a lot about this part.
00:09:57Yeah, go, uh, okay, I, you can clip through the wall.
00:10:01I guess that's why a lot of people, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:10:07You can clip through the wall.
00:10:08I think you're overqualified for your job.
00:10:13Uh, well...
00:10:15You're fast, but I'm fast, but I'm fast.
00:10:20See spin, go!
00:10:25Yeah, it's up there.
00:10:37I literally passed it.
00:10:38I'm retarded.
00:10:39Give me a slide up here.
00:10:43Oh!
00:10:44This is 100% my fault.
00:10:55Oh!
00:10:56Oh!
00:10:57Oh!
00:10:58Oh!
00:10:59Oh!
00:11:00Oh!
00:11:01Oh!
00:11:02Oh!
00:11:03Oh!
00:11:04Oh!
00:11:05Oh!
00:11:06Oh!
00:11:07Oh!
00:11:08Oh!
00:11:09Oh!
00:11:10Oh!
00:11:11Oh, right!
00:11:12I actually gotta buy, uh, buy some items.
00:11:13buy some items. Which is kinda weird because we're gonna be able to...
00:11:23Let's start fighting. This guy's gonna get my other team member. I'm sorry.
00:11:30We should be coming up to him again.
00:11:43Yeah. Here's your last letter.
00:11:47Hey, it's for Colorado.
00:12:02I gotta make one very specific person happy. Mr. Italian, okay?
00:12:06The Italian. The Italian salami. The Italian stallion. The Italian...
00:12:14Sausage.
00:12:16Ah, there we go. Okay, we're gonna take him along because I gotta make one person happy.
00:12:20And he knows exactly who he is.
00:12:22So, for the rest of this playthrough, we're gonna call this guy Alex.
00:12:26Uh-huh.
00:12:28Alex's ability is to make sure I don't fall into a bottomless pig.
00:12:31So basically, think of Tails if he was ten times useless.
00:12:33That's what this guy is. Tails but useless.
00:12:38Now, now we have this guy. I have to make one person happy.
00:12:41Because this guy sucks.
00:12:43And he can tell me he doesn't suck as much as he wants.
00:12:46But, whenever...
00:12:48I gotta show up what he can do. I really don't wanna.
00:12:51I just wanna stick with Cooper.
00:12:53But no, I gotta make someone happy!
00:12:55Die!
00:12:57Now, what can he do?
00:12:59He can dive into me. Like this.
00:13:03And then they die.
00:13:05Something that Mario can literally already do is jump with people.
00:13:14Bowser needs some better security because if these guys are just using rocks...
00:13:18I-I-I think he's, uh, underpaying.
00:13:20But that was the last story with the ball moves.
00:13:22Like, well, we're getting work to death because Bowser's a dirty communist.
00:13:29He won't pay us for dying.
00:13:31Oh, that's reasonable.
00:13:32If you're dead, how are you gonna use that paycheck?
00:13:36Alright.
00:13:37Alright, here-
00:13:38Let's go!
00:13:39Let's go!
00:13:40Let's go!
00:13:41Let's go!
00:13:43Was I looking for the spike?
00:13:44Yes, I was.
00:13:45Can't hide that.
00:13:50Ah, let's get him!
00:13:54Yay!
00:13:55Let's go!
00:13:56Let's go!
00:13:57What are you gonna do?
00:13:58Right, Monsty Mole.
00:13:59Actually, I should talk about this, because, uh, Monsty Moles, personally, I thought were always interesting.
00:14:05In the...
00:14:06Not the best way.
00:14:07Like, they existed in the Mario games, but I never really liked them that much until they, uh, Mario Kart DS and that Airship stage, where all they did was get on my goddamn nerves.
00:14:18mirrors, like the game of my goddamn mirrors right now, but that's literally all I really
00:14:22know of them for, is, uh, that. Obviously, I know that they're in, um, Mario World, and
00:14:30Mario 64, where they literally jump like once or twice in Mario 64, and I kind of forget
00:14:34about that. I got best- oh, I know, that's Quake- yeah, Quake Hammer's pretty good, but
00:14:38it's not the hammer item that we need right now. Uh, am I gonna equip it? No. I got Cooper
00:14:45and Bomb Anna's future power-ups to worry about. I think I can survive. Ah, no, I need
00:14:51the other one! Alex, you gotta get switched for Bomb Pussy. Bomb Pussy, blow him away. Make
00:15:01him smelty, yeah! Ow! Ow! Blow him up! Yeah!
00:15:15We haven't even gotten to the best part of this chapter yet. Ah, but we're 14 minutes
00:15:20in, it's not that much of a big game, so it's a good game. Eh, in theory. Until I decide,
00:15:24I gotta give up. Alright. So, we're gonna do this now. I should've done it in the last part,
00:15:29because I was looking at the footage and I realized I could've got the other plan, but
00:15:33toes are so goddamn useless in this game, it's unbelievable. Here we go. Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.
00:15:42Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. That seed, very important. Very, very important. That's more
00:15:49when we get to Galen. And Galen, probably gonna be super short, unless I forget how to do that
00:16:00stupid puzzle. And, uh, I hate, uh, one thing I should tell anybody who wants to get into this
00:16:05game, if you have friends who are into this, don't listen to them. Don't, don't, don't listen
00:16:09to them. Cause when we get to, um, Flying Edgy Boy, I wanna call him that until we get
00:16:14to him. When we get to Flying Edgy Boy, people like to say he's useless, but, um, no. I got
00:16:20stuck twice in this goddamn game, cause everybody kept telling me that he's useless, and the
00:16:23two times I lost that, and the two times I need him, everybody just kept convincing me
00:16:27how much he sucked, cause when I actually needed him, I never thought to pick him. So no, people
00:16:32like to F you and decide who he's good and who's not. So, here's an optional boss battle.
00:16:39Are we gonna fight him right now? No.
00:16:43Alright, so, obviously, I'm Luigi. Huh?
00:16:50This guy's like, look man, I got one specific person, and I'm not looking for two fights. Are
00:17:07we gonna fight him? Yeah, we're gonna fight him near the end of the game, when I have to
00:17:10go back and fight effing nerd Koopa, which was not a fun boss battle on my first time. I
00:17:15think he's actually the one who killed me the most, cause I had no idea how to deal with
00:17:18him. Alright, we're coming to the end, uh, probably the most forgettable part of this, no,
00:17:23yeah. Oh, the most forgettable part about this whole goddamn chapter. Uh, here we go.
00:17:26Gonna get some, uh, HP. Now we're gonna go to, oh boy.
00:17:32This is the rest of this chapter. I hope you like the desert.
00:17:47And here's Colorado. We met his wife. She bangs Cooper. Now, obviously, if I really wanted
00:17:54to make this whole scene make sense, I would've brought Cooper out, but there's two Koopas
00:17:59who make this scene look better. Cause from the narrative of this game, having Cooper
00:18:04around for literally half the block makes a lot of sense. Especially when, uh, Colorado's
00:18:10involved. And I told this to a lot of people, but when it comes to the quests, uh, Cooper
00:18:16has a valid reason to stick around more than everybody else. Arguably Goombario too, but
00:18:22those are the only two people who I can think of. And we got a shark fragment, which is nice.
00:18:26We're gonna meet a lot about this guy later. Cause Colorado sucks. Now, what we can do
00:18:31is, we can go this way, and, um, go down the path of all people do. But, we're gonna go
00:18:36how I did the first time.
00:18:39And I'm gonna be matching it now. Uh, as you guys kinda figured out, I, uh, I'm not gonna
00:18:48be running away from any kind of boss encounter. So everything from this point out, oh, a lot
00:18:52of grinding. So I am not running away from the fight. Not a single goddamn one. So, um, this is gonna be special.
00:19:02That's bad. Here we are, we have bandits who are indirectly kinda sexy. Uh, keyword indirectly. Not that they are.
00:19:11Die!
00:19:16Oh! My money!
00:19:18Ah! My shickles!
00:19:21Oh! My pounds!
00:19:24Ah! My freedom!
00:19:25Now, can I stop them with this? But I'm not gonna do that. I don't really have a lot of
00:19:34vibes in this boss battle. Boss battle.
00:19:37Might as well be, cause these guys are the reason why I hate comics in this goddamn place.
00:19:43You stole my paycheck! Now you have to die!
00:19:50Ah!
00:19:51Ah!
00:19:53Oh! My money!
00:19:55Ah!
00:19:57Ah!
00:19:59Ah!
00:20:04Murder him!
00:20:08Yay!
00:20:09I got my money back.
00:20:11And I'm gonna get my money back from you!
00:20:14Yeah!
00:20:16And then we have to go out, bandit.
00:20:17Now, the thing about the bandits is I literally only remember them from Yoshi's Island.
00:20:28Which, it's fair, I know a lot of people only remember them from Yoshi's Island.
00:20:33Yay!
00:20:36Hey, yay!
00:20:40Right, now we're gonna go back up to the very top.
00:20:43I could've done this backwards and done the pl- related thing, but no, you're all gonna suffer like how I did.
00:20:49Uh, fun fact.
00:20:51Uh, kid meta moment.
00:20:52And for the two people who've cared.
00:20:54If not, skip ahead 30 seconds.
00:20:57Uh, the very first time I actually played this game, this is where I stopped.
00:21:01Get on!
00:21:04Yeeeeee-
00:21:05GASEMIN!
00:21:22I just wanna hit the box.
00:21:23Ahhhhhhhhhh!
00:21:35Did I get messed up?
00:21:37Did I mess up?
00:21:38Probably not.
00:21:40As long as they don't catch me, I'm fine.
00:21:43I know exactly what I'm looking for.
00:21:47There it is.
00:21:48Yeah. This is how I found it my first time.
00:21:52The spot, very important later.
00:21:54Cooper, calm down.
00:21:55Alright, you're not supposed to be out here.
00:21:56Alex, get back out here.
00:21:58Alright, let's go, Alex.
00:22:03Wait a minute.
00:22:05I need my drugs.
00:22:07I'm gonna need it.
00:22:12Ah!
00:22:15No!
00:22:15Now is not the time for the suck.
00:22:22Now, there are several things you can find here in the desert.
00:22:24Am I gonna find it right now?
00:22:25No.
00:22:27This is a lot of fights I'm dodging,
00:22:29because I don't like fighting the potions.
00:22:31And I don't like doing 4v1
00:22:33with effing Alex on my team.
00:22:40There's Tweester.
00:22:41Tweester, if you run into Tweester,
00:22:43we'll send you to a random spot in the goddamn desert.
00:22:45But he's so adorable!
00:22:51So, if you get lost in this desert
00:22:52and you run into a Tweester,
00:22:54yeah, good luck.
00:22:56I know he might accidentally send you to the center
00:22:59of the, uh,
00:23:01I'm gonna die maze,
00:23:02which is what I call this goddamn desert.
00:23:03It's that I'm going to die.
00:23:05I think there's bad...
00:23:06Yeah, there is.
00:23:06They want my shackles!
00:23:16Alright.
00:23:18I don't think...
00:23:19Now, we should be near where I want to be.
00:23:26If we see the mouse,
00:23:27we're there.
00:23:27If we didn't,
00:23:28I passed it.
00:23:32Yeah, we passed it.
00:23:33But I got...
00:23:33I gotta get...
00:23:34I gotta get the, um...
00:23:35I gotta get the lemon.
00:23:36And the lime.
00:23:47Don't touch me!
00:23:48There we go.
00:23:59Very important.
00:24:00Because everybody likes to stick their dick in lemons, apparently.
00:24:02And eat lemons.
00:24:05Right.
00:24:06This part, uh,
00:24:07we come here when we want to level up our partners.
00:24:09This is actually...
00:24:10When I first ran into this,
00:24:11I had no idea what it was.
00:24:12So, believe it or not,
00:24:14I literally skipped powering up my party members
00:24:16until two chapters later.
00:24:24So, yeah.
00:24:25Your boy Meta ran around literally going through
00:24:27the blue chapter and the shy guide chapter.
00:24:31Essentially, with level one moves.
00:24:33And, oh boy.
00:24:34It really did make much of a difference
00:24:36because all those chapters are easy anyway.
00:24:39Yep.
00:24:41Now.
00:24:42Now, I, again,
00:24:45I gotta make one person happy in particular.
00:24:48Me.
00:24:50So.
00:24:54We're gonna level up the boy Goombario.
00:24:56We're not gonna level up all of the party members
00:24:57because...
00:24:58That'd be painful.
00:25:02Now, we level up Goombario
00:25:03because he has the, uh,
00:25:04you're going to die, uh, gimmick
00:25:06when we max him out.
00:25:07But for right now,
00:25:08he's gonna be fine.
00:25:10But,
00:25:10after that,
00:25:11done to, uh,
00:25:14Alex.
00:25:15We're counting on you, Alex.
00:25:19We love you.
00:25:21Now,
00:25:21do I know any Italian?
00:25:23Yeah,
00:25:23I know a lot of Italian.
00:25:24Do I,
00:25:25am I gonna speak it?
00:25:26No, I'm not.
00:25:26I, I, I, I don't think,
00:25:29I spent too much time with a lot of Italians
00:25:30to know that it's gonna backfire on me.
00:25:32So, you're not gonna hear any Italian slang coming from me.
00:25:35Maybe in,
00:25:36maybe in the most chapter
00:25:37because I hate that goddamn one.
00:25:38There we go.
00:25:42And Miss Mouse,
00:25:43people,
00:25:43very adorable.
00:25:45Miss Mouse,
00:25:46what do they do to you?
00:25:55Actually, yeah,
00:25:56this is the spot
00:25:57where we actually run into
00:25:57the effing,
00:25:58um,
00:26:00the game show
00:26:01because obviously.
00:26:02Yeah,
00:26:03this part,
00:26:03I'm gonna come back to it later.
00:26:04We can run into the game show part here,
00:26:07uh,
00:26:08but,
00:26:09you know,
00:26:10no.
00:26:10Hey, you're here.
00:26:11Do you bang the mice?
00:26:13Yes, I am.
00:26:15Uh-huh.
00:26:17Mm.
00:26:19Uh-huh.
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:29Right,
00:26:29are we gonna,
00:26:29speaking of that,
00:26:30that reminds me,
00:26:31are we gonna go to
00:26:31the Seen Toad song
00:26:33prop thing?
00:26:34She's kind of a cutie,
00:26:35but I don't think
00:26:36we're gonna do that right now.
00:26:37All right,
00:26:38so the minigame dude
00:26:39thingamajiggy is,
00:26:40uh,
00:26:41he shows up,
00:26:42he's,
00:26:42my waifu!
00:26:46Now,
00:26:47this lady,
00:26:48this lady right here,
00:26:49oh,
00:26:49she's so pretty,
00:26:50so attractive.
00:26:51Why do they make her look retarded?
00:26:54Uh-huh.
00:26:55Oh,
00:26:56you make me feel very jolly.
00:26:57Well,
00:26:57it matters,
00:26:58probably.
00:27:00Well,
00:27:01you are more attractive
00:27:01than your sister.
00:27:03I don't know.
00:27:07Uh-huh.
00:27:09Sure.
00:27:10Show me how thick
00:27:11your thighs are,
00:27:12honey.
00:27:15Do I really gotta do it?
00:27:17No.
00:27:17This was actually a very,
00:27:18uh,
00:27:19this is good,
00:27:19because she,
00:27:20I use her a lot
00:27:21when it comes to battles,
00:27:22because she's a lot more useful
00:27:23than any other goddamn magic
00:27:25in this whole goddamn game.
00:27:26We're gonna get some special course,
00:27:27because I wanna see her booty.
00:27:28there we go.
00:27:31Okay.
00:27:35Yeah,
00:27:35get carded.
00:27:37Exodia.
00:27:46Uh-huh.
00:27:51Uh-huh.
00:27:51Okay,
00:27:53so my,
00:27:53besides her being
00:27:54effing
00:27:55gorgeous,
00:27:57uh,
00:27:58I don't know how long
00:27:58her magic's ex lasts.
00:27:59I have had it,
00:28:00uh,
00:28:00during the Bowser battle,
00:28:02where it,
00:28:03her magic literally cut off
00:28:04when I was going through
00:28:05the Bowser fortress,
00:28:06yet,
00:28:06or endgame,
00:28:07whatever,
00:28:07so,
00:28:08and I literally backtracked
00:28:10to come back here
00:28:12and go,
00:28:12honey,
00:28:13I need your magic.
00:28:14I don't want to play Bowser
00:28:15without you.
00:28:18Yeah.
00:28:19Three,
00:28:20two,
00:28:20one,
00:28:21lemon.
00:28:23Yeah.
00:28:30How,
00:28:30how does she move Fasa?
00:28:33Dry trim and dusty hammer.
00:28:36Uh-huh.
00:28:43Okay,
00:28:45I,
00:28:45yeah,
00:28:47so,
00:28:47I had to ask him that
00:28:48because I literally
00:28:49don't remember how I had
00:28:50met him the first time.
00:28:51I knew,
00:28:51I knew I have to go up,
00:28:52but,
00:28:53did I hold?
00:28:54Oh,
00:28:54no!
00:29:01I forgot.
00:29:03This happened last time,
00:29:04too.
00:29:13There we go.
00:29:15You!
00:29:16You must be part of
00:29:17our Mouse Isis.
00:29:20We were going to take you
00:29:21to the Mouse Isis leader
00:29:22right now.
00:29:23Mama mia!
00:29:24Oh,
00:29:24but you don't want to be a terrorist?
00:29:26That's unfortunate.
00:29:27You're in Great Desert Land.
00:29:32Now,
00:29:33now we got to go see,
00:29:34uh,
00:29:34Mouse Isis gang members.
00:29:37Here we go.
00:29:38Here we go.
00:29:40Uh-huh.
00:29:43Okay.
00:29:48Yeah,
00:29:48for the longest time,
00:29:49I didn't know what to do
00:29:50after I went inside.
00:29:51Okay,
00:29:51what do I do?
00:29:54Yeah,
00:29:55I see you can fly.
00:29:56You mean to tell me
00:29:56you can fly out
00:29:57after this goddamn game.
00:29:59Here's a ladder.
00:30:00Make you happy.
00:30:02Goddamn Alex.
00:30:04Now,
00:30:05here's where we find
00:30:05the Isis leader.
00:30:07Just,
00:30:08right here.
00:30:10Alright,
00:30:11what do you got to tell us?
00:30:13Yeah,
00:30:13nice guy.
00:30:14Mario's an insult confirmed.
00:30:19You know,
00:30:20it would have been funny
00:30:20if you just took that off
00:30:21and he just had massive tits.
00:30:23Like,
00:30:24oh,
00:30:24wait a minute,
00:30:24you're not Luigi.
00:30:26I wait for Luigi.
00:30:30Sheep.
00:30:32That's a very nice
00:30:33Zelda reference.
00:30:34Hooray.
00:30:34I smell like sheep,
00:30:38but it's interesting.
00:30:39I've been so far.
00:30:40I don't know.
00:30:41I guess I've heard anyone.
00:30:48Your ancestors
00:30:49are garbage.
00:30:50Pulse stone.
00:30:58Okay, cool.
00:31:00Alright.
00:31:05Oh, we're 30 minutes in, we're actually halfway done with the goddamn chapter.
00:31:11I lost track of time.
00:31:12The worm dude didn't show up, so what I'm gonna do to kill him in maybe a minute...
00:31:16I'm just gonna talk to this guy.
00:31:18Hello.
00:31:18Hello.
00:31:18Uh-huh.
00:31:20You're a worm, you ditched Colorado!
00:31:23He's in the opposite side of the map!
00:31:26Mm-hmm.
00:31:27I know you're thirsty.
00:31:29You're in a goddamn business because people are dumb.
00:31:32Now, I think the girls feel...
00:31:34The girls are supposed to...
00:31:36No, the girls are...
00:31:37Yeah, here's the worm who does the game show.
00:31:39I'm not gonna do him because I keep forgetting the sister's name of Goombario.
00:31:44And I don't want to embarrass myself while I'm recording.
00:31:46I kind of did that enough already.
00:31:48All right.
00:31:50We're in Zone 1.
00:31:56All right.
00:31:57Uh, Zone 2.
00:31:59EEEE!
00:32:04Zone 3.
00:32:05All right, now we gotta go up.
00:32:09Yeah, this is actually the last step for them.
00:32:11People like to make it out.
00:32:12Just going to the third spot to go up is usually the way to do it.
00:32:15Uh-huh.
00:32:16He even admits it.
00:32:18I'm in the goddamn middle.
00:32:20He just tells you where the lemons and the limes are, which is fine.
00:32:23Uh...
00:32:23Oh, okay.
00:32:30I don't think I did on my first playthrough.
00:32:33Okay, so let's see.
00:32:34Yeah.
00:32:34The letter thing is Alex's side quest.
00:32:36You have to go around and collect letters.
00:32:37I probably should have to do this instead of saying how bad this character was.
00:32:41Goddamn, my priorities are mixed up.
00:32:43So, you know, his entire side quest is you gotta go through all the worlds, collect letters,
00:32:47and deliver them to very specific characters.
00:32:49If you're like me and you kind of don't care about half the cast in this game,
00:32:52it's kind of a side quest you're gonna forget.
00:32:54But in some cases, it's actually very useful for character development.
00:32:58And I prefer going to the post office because I accidentally broke the game last time
00:33:01and I got end game letters before the end of the game.
00:33:08Yeah, from Isis Leader.
00:33:10Yeah, the Isis boss does the job for you.
00:33:14Oh, a free AK-47s.
00:33:16And an M-16.
00:33:18That's what I'm always wondering.
00:33:19Oh, I also got a drone strike.
00:33:22Yeah, I'm not gonna start pace.
00:33:23Is it gonna really matter?
00:33:25No, not really.
00:33:28Yep, just all right.
00:33:29All we gotta do is not.
00:33:30I gotta do the gay spin.
00:33:31I haven't really been doing that much.
00:33:46God damn it!
00:33:47I messed up.
00:33:48Well, okay, guys.
00:33:49Metal was wrong.
00:33:53Oh, fire flower.
00:33:59No, I'm gonna get raped.
00:34:08My dick is not into this.
00:34:10I didn't see it last time.
00:34:15Not fire flower.
00:34:16Very handy, Lately.
00:34:17Now, some of you guys may be wondering,
00:34:19why don't you guys try to pick myself with a poke?
00:34:22Ah, I'm good.
00:34:23Oops.
00:34:24Ah!
00:34:27Why are so many of you?
00:34:33Okay, so I gotta go back to the...
00:34:34Oh, no.
00:34:35This will be the thin spot.
00:34:37Yeah, here you go.
00:34:42Meta is not in the mood to fight.
00:34:44Whoa, the game lags.
00:34:45So, so Mario.
00:34:52Like, do you expect to be white?
00:34:53You're running away with those monkeys.
00:34:54Their vaginas were very dry for you.
00:34:56Didn't you want to lubricate yourself inside of them?
00:35:00Now is not the time.
00:35:03There's Colorado.
00:35:04Uh, he's gonna be very useless later.
00:35:06And the Arabs.
00:35:08And the Isis boss.
00:35:09Wait a minute.
00:35:16Doesn't that mean Miss Mouse has an Arabian accent?
00:35:21Interesting.
00:35:26Yeah, so, uh, we come to the end of this goddamn chapter, essentially.
00:35:29I think there's another power-up room in here, actually.
00:35:36I'll do it for Alex, because I gotta make somebody happy,
00:35:40because this guy is effing horrible.
00:35:42But, alright.
00:35:43This puzzle in here messed me up,
00:35:46because I had no idea what to do,
00:35:47despite the fact that all the answers were on my goddamn face.
00:35:52Alright, here we go.
00:35:54You decided...
00:35:56And we're gonna save...
00:36:00No, I probably should've.
00:36:01I probably should've bought a lot more items.
00:36:08Yeah, so, uh...
00:36:09My rules are gonna be killing everything in this goddamn tower.
00:36:15Alex, no!
00:36:18We let you...
00:36:20I can't switch them off, I'm dying.
00:36:24So, I'm gonna have to, um,
00:36:26time to use, uh,
00:36:27I'm gonna cheat.
00:36:30Now, I think I was actually gonna use this on...
00:36:32Did I know?
00:36:33I don't remember anything in my Koopa Bros battle.
00:36:40Technically, the poison only lasts during the battle,
00:36:43because that stuff is annoying in other RPGs,
00:36:45like it's nobody's business.
00:36:47Yeah!
00:36:48Yeah, we got the hammer power up in here.
00:36:52Six points, human!
00:36:53Oh!
00:36:57Alright, that too.
00:36:58I think I'm just gonna speed rush this.
00:37:00Alex, I'm gonna need you to effing
00:37:02not be here for five minutes.
00:37:06Ugh.
00:37:06Oh, I'm gonna die!
00:37:19No!
00:37:20I'm in the control section!
00:37:21No!
00:37:24Now I'm gonna get points to you.
00:37:25My girl!
00:37:27Yes!
00:37:30Yes!
00:37:32Yes!
00:37:33I'm in the control section!
00:37:35Right!
00:37:36I don't have the one thing, uh,
00:37:37on the floor,
00:37:38I feel like the lucky animation
00:37:39is killing me.
00:37:40No!
00:37:40No!
00:37:41No!
00:37:42Six points!
00:37:43One more about to level up!
00:37:44Let's go, Bomb Pussoon!
00:37:47Spike Seal!
00:37:48Very useful!
00:37:49Never gonna use it!
00:37:53Let's get one!
00:37:54Oh, I actually have a lot of health items.
00:38:06Dude, where did I get the head?
00:38:08Oh, right.
00:38:08I think I got it at the end of the last part
00:38:10when I decide to go get the head
00:38:11and see if it came.
00:38:13It's only been two weeks!
00:38:16Die!
00:38:18Wait!
00:38:19Can...
00:38:19Can...
00:38:20No!
00:38:21Did you body slam?
00:38:22I think she can.
00:38:23It's...
00:38:25If she can't,
00:38:26I'm sorry.
00:38:29WWE!
00:38:30How?
00:38:31She's Obama!
00:38:33How do her bodies hurt her?
00:38:38Goddamn.
00:38:39Alex let me down.
00:38:40Bomb Pussoon let me down.
00:38:42I know if Mario's gonna let me down,
00:38:43then there's only Cooper.
00:38:44Cooper!
00:38:49Well, I'm gonna have to give Alex another shot.
00:38:51There's another enemy in here.
00:38:53Um...
00:38:54That I...
00:38:55Alex can actually kill.
00:38:56Uh...
00:38:57This is technically fair quite at this point.
00:39:01Help me!
00:39:02I'm just a hit!
00:39:03Whoa!
00:39:08Cooper!
00:39:09Let's go!
00:39:10What?
00:39:13AH!
00:39:14Are you kidding me?
00:39:17AH!
00:39:23Nuke the mofo!
00:39:26Good job, Cooper!
00:39:27We saved the day!
00:39:31That's a cool...
00:39:32Level up. Alright, so what do I want?
00:39:42I'm going to just do that and every chapter is going to focus on the powering of one thing.
00:39:46Because I'm really not going to be using the badges very much, or as much as I'd like to.
00:39:52We've got the key, now we can um...
00:39:56The lighting in this epic fortress is weird.
00:40:02Alright, we're coming up to the other enemy.
00:40:04So, uh...
00:40:06Oh, let's call Alex Bowser. Alex.
00:40:10Drain this room.
00:40:15We're going to the next room.
00:40:16That's the entire...
00:40:18Pyramid, the...
00:40:20That's the entire fortresses gimmick is,
00:40:22is you gotta go up and down and drain the world over and over again.
00:40:26Now, why don't people compare this goddamn fortress to the last stage of Sonic Adventure 2?
00:40:30You know, the space colony arc?
00:40:32I'll never know.
00:40:34Because the gimmick is equally as goddamn annoying.
00:40:36So...
00:40:37Congratulations, Rude.
00:40:38You still find a way to be epping annoying in my life.
00:40:40There's nothing annoying in my life.
00:40:50Yeah!
00:40:52Buffy me!
00:40:56Oh god!
00:40:58Oh hoi!
00:40:59Help me!
00:41:00Help me!
00:41:05Ow!
00:41:06Light!
00:41:09It's a wall!
00:41:12Alright, BuzzFeedles, obviously.
00:41:14Hate these guys to Super Mario World.
00:41:16Why?
00:41:17Because...
00:41:19Yoshi couldn't...
00:41:20No, Yoshi could devour them.
00:41:22I think I didn't like them because of all the scenes.
00:41:24They were in always, like, the worst stages in Mario World.
00:41:27And they weren't really...
00:41:28And they weren't even really in a lot.
00:41:30So it really hurt me that whenever I did see them,
00:41:32they were always in garbage, uh, stages.
00:41:34I was like, oh, come on.
00:41:35You guys are better than that.
00:41:36You know this.
00:41:38Alright.
00:41:39Bomb...
00:41:40I keep shooting the wrong thing.
00:41:41Bomb pussy.
00:41:42Do your thing.
00:41:44Blow it up!
00:41:45I spent the first half of this whole goddamn chapter having no idea where to go.
00:41:51Okay, draining this room.
00:42:00Hey, look, another key.
00:42:01I wonder if this is gonna become redundant.
00:42:05Drain the liquid from the room, Knuckles.
00:42:08No, wait, no, that was rooms.
00:42:10Drain the liquid from the room, whore.
00:42:13Shut up being Dr. Eggman.
00:42:17Oh, the Sonic 3 movie.
00:42:19I can't wait for people to...
00:42:21Make excuses why Rouge is in it.
00:42:24Ah!
00:42:26We both weren't ready for that!
00:42:33Alright, and then we gotta use Alex.
00:42:36There we go.
00:42:37Hey, Alex, it's your time to shine.
00:42:39In theory.
00:42:41Yeah.
00:42:44I'm awake!
00:42:45Woo!
00:42:51Ow!
00:42:52I'm dead, boy!
00:42:57No, I'm gonna use Skyshot and save me there for later.
00:43:02Woo!
00:43:06My girl!
00:43:08Yay!
00:43:10The spell will increase...
00:43:11Yeah!
00:43:12Now you must die!
00:43:13Die!
00:43:15No!
00:43:19Buzzy beetles.
00:43:20Yeah, okay, so...
00:43:21I'm not really talking about this game as much as I should be.
00:43:24Oh, I probably am.
00:43:26So...
00:43:27My personal biggest gripe...
00:43:28Right, I gotta get the hammer power up, so I gotta come back up here.
00:43:32Because I have this goddamn thing.
00:43:34So, my...
00:43:35My favorite gripe with this place is, uh...
00:43:38My favorite.
00:43:39Wow, that's not a sense I actually wanna use.
00:43:42Well, I gotta come back up here later.
00:43:44And I get the hammer power up.
00:43:45This part missing out.
00:43:46So, my personal gripe with this place...
00:43:51The memories hurt.
00:43:53Here we go.
00:43:55I really don't wanna deal with any of them right now.
00:43:58...
00:43:59...
00:44:00...
00:44:01...
00:44:02...
00:44:03...
00:44:04...
00:44:06New enemy type!
00:44:07Now Alex is gonna be cooked.
00:44:10Because this guy can actually scare the people on the epic ceiling.
00:44:13Which is nice, because I can't epic jump on them.
00:44:16Because I'm...
00:44:17Apparently being called the jump ban is very selective depending on who I'm going up against.
00:44:21...
00:44:47...
00:44:49Ah! Alex, I'm going to die!
00:44:53I don't know what I can do about that, boss.
00:44:58You then.
00:45:00Uh...
00:45:05Ow!
00:45:09I'll come if you killed me, I don't have the hammer power up!
00:45:13Right now, I just kind of don't want to deal with them. No, I actually have to kill them!
00:45:20Get out of here!
00:45:24No! I'm poisoned again!
00:45:27No!
00:45:29I'm gonna die!
00:45:33Don't work!
00:45:39Yay!
00:45:41Okay, uh...
00:45:43Run! Run! Run! Run!
00:45:45I need the hammer power, I'm coming up!
00:45:51You guys have no idea of the thoughts that are going through my mind right now.
00:45:55So, we're gonna eat these eggs, because, uh, Kazooie is-
00:46:11Kazooie's one bad mom, she takes a lot of banjo-
00:46:14Because it was the one bad mom
00:46:16She takes a lot of banjo. You know, I ever played banjo to me on the side of the night. That was how
00:46:20Stress-free, uh, Kazooie is. I don't know how much- I don't know how bad this cock is, but he put that woman in check
00:46:27So I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing, but she's so mell it up on that
00:46:31I'm not really just going to banjo to you
00:46:38Now if I actually have the Koi camera badge, I can hear it if he died on the ceiling, I think
00:46:43It says I don't have it, that's not going to happen
00:46:45So this is the part where Alex, I need to summon him again
00:46:49And then after he summoned Cooper
00:46:55Oh! Owie!
00:47:01Now you can die
00:47:03Oh! That's not what I wanted
00:47:07Here we go, Eerie!
00:47:09I saved the day!
00:47:11I saved the day!
00:47:13I saved the day!
00:47:15Mario style!
00:47:17Yay, I think that's...
00:47:19Oh wait, before we do that
00:47:23There we go
00:47:25There we go
00:47:27Eh!
00:47:29Let's go!
00:47:31Let's go!
00:47:33Oh my god, that's not here
00:47:413, 2, 1...
00:47:43Now this kind of- these variations of the Spineys, I kept on mine
00:47:46I actually like the older look of the Spineys because they don't look like they're ever made last minute
00:47:53I like the black and white eyes
00:47:55It really is a good compliment to their use of the design because they're all effing yellow, I need to see their god damn eyes!
00:48:01So their eyes are white and the pupils are white
00:48:05When the eyes are black and their pupils are white, it connects to figure out what they're looking at
00:48:09And when they reverse the design, it doesn't make it look very complimenting, it just makes it look like an eyesore
00:48:15I need to know what I'm looking at
00:48:17And I don't know what I'm looking at when I look at them
00:48:19Like okay, there it is
00:48:21Is that just part of their eyes or is that like a giant zig?
00:48:24So that was always my personal beef with the uh...
00:48:27Current layout with how they look
00:48:30Alright
00:48:31Bomb pussy, I need you to come right here
00:48:33Come right there
00:48:34That's right, come
00:48:36Good job
00:48:37I love ya
00:48:41Power up time!
00:48:42Who am I gonna power up next?
00:48:44Eventually
00:48:52I have to pass the hammer thing!
00:48:56So we're gonna go over
00:48:57Wait no, I don't have to go through this one
00:48:58That just shows you what the puzzle is
00:49:00I never already know where two of the three pieces are
00:49:02But I gotta power- I gotta level up split
00:49:04Eventually
00:49:05So we're gonna go back up here
00:49:11Come over here
00:49:14Alright, thanks Alex for flying in your door
00:49:20This is- this is the one puzzle in this whole thing that got on my nerves the most because I had no idea what to do
00:49:24So I'm trying to remember exactly how I did it before
00:49:30Because again, I'm stupid
00:49:32The hammer power-ups passed that door
00:49:35And I swapped the sticks for like 20 minutes like last time I'm not gonna be very happy about it
00:49:41Because I gotta get to the pink button
00:49:43Because I gotta get to the pink button
00:49:51Like okay yeah, that's what happened last time
00:49:53That's what happened last time
00:50:05Alright, here we go
00:50:06How did I do it last time?
00:50:07I don't wanna be in this effing puzzle for 20 minutes
00:50:10Actually I think I solved it
00:50:11I think
00:50:13I think
00:50:15Am I gonna edit this?
00:50:17No
00:50:18Yeah, I solved it
00:50:19There we go
00:50:20Yeah, so what happened last time was I was retarded
00:50:23And I kept flipping the pink switch without figuring out exactly what was going on with the green ones
00:50:28So I effing trapped myself
00:50:31Ah!
00:50:32I choked myself thinking I was thinking progress
00:50:35When in reality I was making no progress
00:50:37So that's what happened last time
00:50:39I was like oh well I feel stupid
00:50:41I'm not going anywhere
00:50:42Let's fall through that
00:50:43Fine
00:50:50The super hammer
00:50:52Now I can get two of the three puzzle pieces that I need to beat this goddamn temple
00:50:57Fifty minutes in, we're almost done
00:50:59Maybe another ten minutes, nine minutes, we'll get there
00:51:02We'll get there
00:51:07We're gonna level up someone
00:51:12NOOOOO
00:51:17Ah no, my phone's going up
00:51:18That means I gotta drop four in one second
00:51:29Ahhh
00:51:35Yeah I'm not editing it. I'm not editing that out
00:51:41I promised real-time coverage
00:51:42Kind of getting real-time coverage
00:51:48Well, I might actually be able to show off Alex's other abilities
00:51:50I've been wanting to do that, but I want to wait until the boss. Nice foreshadowing.
00:51:54But, eh, I want to see.
00:51:59Alex, why?
00:52:01Die!
00:52:03Die!
00:52:14This is actually cool.
00:52:16Can I use this star?
00:52:18I thought it would be the same way.
00:52:22But I didn't save!
00:52:32My girl better come back and help me. This is the one time I need her to do that.
00:52:46Okay, that works.
00:52:48Yeah, I wanted to save it for the boss.
00:52:50But, um, obviously that's probably not gonna work out.
00:52:52At least, not the way I wanted to.
00:52:54I can't use it, but I might as well.
00:52:56I had the, uh, the OP thing.
00:52:58And I was dumb and I used it at exactly this spot the last time I played it.
00:53:02And I was dumb and I used it at exactly this spot the last time I played it.
00:53:08Next!
00:53:10Ow!
00:53:11Ow!
00:53:12Ow!
00:53:13So, let's talk about something dark here.
00:53:15So, let's talk about something dark here.
00:53:17Because that's what my audience comes to see.
00:53:19All five of you.
00:53:21Um, so, in Florida there was this guy called the, uh, I forgot his name.
00:53:25I think it was like the brown dog killer, the dog killer, whatever.
00:53:27So, yeah.
00:53:28A tasteful subject.
00:53:30So, his entire gimmick was he would buy dogs on Craigslist.
00:53:34And he would just, uh, he would just make videos of him torturing and killing the dogs.
00:53:41And, uh, he went to court for it.
00:53:43I don't, I think he got a guilty verdict.
00:53:45F, this is on fake.
00:53:47Uh, he went to jail, but he guys, he'd buy these dogs on Craigslist and he would just torture and kill them.
00:53:53Now, obviously, why do I need to talk about this?
00:53:56I don't know, it was, it was, it's one of the most weirdest things that come up in the middle of this goddamn game.
00:54:01So, yeah, if you want a story about a, if you want some random dog story you want to tell somebody,
00:54:05just bring up the Florida dog guy who bought dogs on Craigslist to kill him, torturing and killing him.
00:54:10And I think he did that exclusively with puppies.
00:54:13I could be wrong.
00:54:14It's a, it's not a-
00:54:15It's not a good story to tell you.
00:54:19I-
00:54:23Uh, I gotta find something to get involved.
00:54:26Cause I know there's an epic chainsaw trapped right around the room.
00:54:30Actually, I, I'm entering this room the wrong way.
00:54:34Cause, uh, I gotta fill up this room right here with sand.
00:54:38So, it literally occurred to me, I did this from backwards.
00:54:48Or, I'm misremembering.
00:54:49Hey, a broken clock is right at least twice a day, right?
00:54:54I'm gonna save the line for the lost battle.
00:54:55Here it is.
00:54:56I keep forgetting.
00:54:57An even 10.
00:54:58I was gonna say, have you guys ever eaten rotten food?
00:55:01Cause there are times where I'm just like, or I have these spoiled grapes.
00:55:03And for some unfathomable reason, I just eat them.
00:55:04No, no context either.
00:55:05I just eat them.
00:55:06Actually, I might as well power up one of the party members.
00:55:07Five minutes left, do we actually cause the goddamn boss finale?
00:55:08Are we gonna get there in five minutes?
00:55:09Probably not.
00:55:10I'm gonna save the line for the lost battle.
00:55:11I'm gonna save the line for the lost battle.
00:55:12Here it is.
00:55:13I keep forgetting.
00:55:14An even 10.
00:55:15I was gonna say, have you guys ever eaten rotten food?
00:55:16Cause there are times where I'm just like, or I have these spoiled grapes.
00:55:19And for some unfathomable reason, I just eat them.
00:55:21No, no context either.
00:55:22I just eat them.
00:55:23Actually, I might as well power up one of the party members.
00:55:24Five minutes left, do we actually cause the goddamn boss finale?
00:55:25Are we gonna get there in five minutes?
00:55:26Probably not.
00:55:27Alright, so we're gonna level up.
00:55:28Well, I gotta make Alex happy.
00:55:29So we're gonna level up Herakari.
00:55:30Again, I didn't do all, I didn't do any of this.
00:55:31So I think, I think, I don't know.
00:55:32I don't know.
00:55:33I don't know.
00:55:34I don't know.
00:55:35I don't know.
00:55:36I don't know.
00:55:37I don't know.
00:55:38I don't know.
00:55:39I don't know.
00:55:40I don't know.
00:55:41I don't know.
00:55:42I don't know.
00:55:43I don't know.
00:55:44I don't know.
00:55:45I don't know.
00:55:46I don't know.
00:55:47I don't know.
00:55:48I don't know.
00:55:49I don't know.
00:55:50So we're gonna level up Herakari.
00:55:51Again, I didn't do all, I didn't do any of this until I think this next chapter.
00:55:55So I was gonna go, ready girl, ready girl, ready girl.
00:55:58We got damn partners.
00:55:59Alright, there we go.
00:56:00So...
00:56:01we got her.
00:56:02And this is where the, uh, Chainshawn puzzle is.
00:56:07I'm gonna come back and do this because it actually leads to the boss battle.
00:56:10What, what?
00:56:11Yes I did.
00:56:12I guess I did.
00:56:13I think this is actually where they tell you how to solve the puzzle, but I gotta go up one goddamn floor stairs
00:56:29Drain the liquid
00:56:35And they have like one of them so
00:56:43I'm don't really I don't really want to backtracking, but I got it because I think I'm coming up to another
00:56:53No
00:56:59I
00:57:04Can't use you oh you suck I need your lullaby powers
00:57:13I don't trap comes off. Yeah, that's right there
00:57:16Mini boss I
00:57:19Alex you do your thing
00:57:25And he's gone you know what maybe he doesn't some emphasis on me
00:57:34One more Hades out
00:57:43I
00:57:45Literally
00:57:55Need all the coins please
00:57:57I ended my last planter with like 400 bucks
00:58:00Can we at least be someone different this one?
00:58:03No, I gotta go up because I forgot how to solve the puzzle
00:58:06I
00:58:09Showed it off briefly
00:58:13I got the triangle and I got the star the moon is upstairs, so the moon's gonna go in the very end
00:58:19Star goes in the middle
00:58:21I
00:58:27Believe hey, oh this is what happened last time
00:58:33Yeah, I messed up
00:58:35The other
00:58:46Now I gotta go get the triangle go back upstairs god damn it drain the liquid no
00:58:56We're almost an hour and folks don't worry we're almost done
00:59:00It's not gonna be like the boot chapter which I'm pretty sure it's gonna be like two to three hours long
00:59:03And it's just I'm not pretty sure not that it will be
00:59:13Alex grab my hand
00:59:29It worked last time
00:59:33There we go
00:59:41It's right because I'm pretty sure there's another change on like black yeah there it is get away from me
00:59:53I'm gonna die
00:59:56No
00:59:58I said I was gonna say that for the boss, but if I I'm kind of running out of options here
01:00:20All right, Alex do your thing
01:00:28That's for me, huh?
01:00:30That's for me, huh?
01:00:33These stars are useless!
01:00:40All right, uh...
01:00:43I can't defend that fast enough!
01:00:45Fuck!
01:00:46Fuck!
01:00:51Thankfully there's usually a recharge station around for the boss so I'm not exactly going to worry...
01:00:55...YET
01:00:56...YET
01:01:00All right, now let's go all the way to the end of this goddamn chapter since we're an hour in
01:01:04I thought we were- I thought we were gonna be done in ten minutes, but I overestimated how bad I am at this game
01:01:11You know, buzzy beaters are kind of cute...
01:01:25I'm not gonna explain further...
01:01:27...I'll leave it at that...
01:01:30All right, here we go
01:01:31Mario, the sudden god has forgiven you!
01:01:34Mario, the sudden god has forgiven you!
01:01:38All right, there's the recharge station, at least for health!
01:01:41Not the recharge I need!
01:01:42All right, I gotta make somebody happy!
01:01:51Now, I haven't saved yet, I'm gonna double-check because I don't want to come back here, I really don't
01:01:55...
01:02:00Now, Alex!
01:02:01I'm counting on you!
01:02:03Okay?
01:02:05All right?
01:02:07You got this, Alex.
01:02:09Can you do it?
01:02:11All right?
01:02:13Why is your shell green?
01:02:17Yeah, that's my personal beef with the Paraclipus design is...
01:02:21Uh, for the longest goddamn time, no matter with all the artwork I see of him, I keep thinking his shell is either yellow or brown.
01:02:29Sometimes the orange, but never green.
01:02:32And, despite the fact of me knowing that I'm so confused, it's like the whole Sonic Shoes thing.
01:02:37Where Sonic Shoes kinda looks the same no matter what, except for that one time where it's different and everybody remembers it.
01:02:44Uh-huh.
01:02:46Uh-huh.
01:02:48Uh-huh.
01:02:49Right.
01:02:50I got it.
01:02:51All right, now we're coming to the sexiest 20 seconds in terms of music.
01:02:55Now, uh, what you gotta do here, even if it's just bosses, you can't hit him on the ground.
01:02:59So, I'm gonna be splitting this up, a.k.a. Alex is gonna be doing all the goddamn work.
01:03:06I don't remember exactly how I beat him last time.
01:03:09Actually, I do have one item.
01:03:11No!
01:03:12I need something to change.
01:03:13This guy's kind of a joke, but I love the song, the song's a good figure.
01:03:21What is that stupid goddamn sound? What the hell is that noise?
01:03:40Now, um... I'm... this is probably gonna be the only time I'm using the scare jar,
01:03:47because our next party member is going to be able to do this, and she's all better at it.
01:03:52Yep, and that's the first last one we're going to ever see if you can use that.
01:03:57That's you!
01:03:59Alex, kill him!
01:04:01Yeah, boss.
01:04:08Yeah, oh, that's my new voice for Alex.
01:04:17Get more effing, uh, LP energy for Alex.
01:04:20Yeah, Alex is gonna solo this boss, but...
01:04:22Ah!
01:04:27You haven't done anything magical.
01:04:30Right, right, right...
01:04:33Ow!
01:04:35Alex, no! I need you to win!
01:04:42Great, now I gotta accidentally play the goddamn game.
01:04:47Okay.
01:04:51So, the only gimmick with this boss is, you don't really have to fight the chain jumps.
01:04:54I did it on my first time by splitting up a battle between Mario and, uh, uh, Bomb Pussy and Cooper.
01:05:00Or, I'm gonna call him Cooper, bro, because that's what I always told him in the first minute.
01:05:03It's split up between those two, uh, because where I could technically jump up there,
01:05:07I might chill that off right now, while I'm neffing Alex is incapacitated.
01:05:10Oh, that was the point.
01:05:21Alex, go!
01:05:23No!
01:05:28Hey, Alex, can we go within two turns?
01:05:29I should be fine.
01:05:30Let's go!
01:05:31Did I literally just win the boss battle?
01:05:33No, okay.
01:05:34Okay!
01:05:43Now it's over!
01:05:45Good job, Alex!
01:05:46You won because of the break!
01:05:48Oh, we leveled up!
01:05:49Hooray!
01:05:54Yeah, I'm getting all of these else.
01:05:56Yeah, so, I don't know how he looks under that shell.
01:06:05I know he's a Koopa, but that, that doesn't really mean.
01:06:08We have a basic boss battle in five goddamn minutes.
01:06:10I hope you're happy.
01:06:11Goddamn Team Italian, let's go!
01:06:14Football season, am I right, boys?
01:06:15Uh, we saved the next card.
01:06:18This, she's not my favorite card, and I'm not ever really gonna use her.
01:06:23But, for the people watching, I'm probably gonna be using all the stu- all the cards,
01:06:27all the stars, and probably, um...
01:06:32I'm probably gonna be using all the, uh, uh, car- the stars, uh, in the side quests,
01:06:36or the mini-bosses.
01:06:37Yeah, a star so goddamn sexy to see how she looks!
01:06:42We got her!
01:06:43We got Bowgirl!
01:06:45Who, in, uh...
01:06:47Aren't you looking at me, in 1.25?
01:06:52Oh, she hosted those weird board games.
01:06:55Hey, that's far as I can tell.
01:06:56She had a very cute voice.
01:06:57That's all I remember.
01:06:58She was not my waifu.
01:07:00Oh, we're gonna get some waifu in a few more chapters.
01:07:02We finished the chapter, save and continue.
01:07:03Now, we gotta go back to Peach being useless.
01:07:06Yeah, BORI!
01:07:12Goddamnit.
01:07:14I don't like Mouser!
01:07:21This place sucks on this poor boy!
01:07:23Can we just go somewhere else?
01:07:25I'm getting tired of this!
01:07:26I got a big dick.
01:07:35Now, where's my six?
01:07:37You know that's the problem.
01:07:38Now I'm gonna make sure we keep fighting the Tumor Luffin.
01:07:41He's the strongest in the Beaveros.
01:07:44The Beaveros!
01:07:45The Beaveros!
01:07:46The Beaveros!
01:07:48I got no idea!
01:07:49I don't know what's going on.
01:07:51I don't know what's going on.
01:07:55Oh, goddammit.
01:07:56Mario defeated Isis.
01:07:57Yeah, the United Nations didn't approve of it.
01:08:01Well, if that's the goddamn case, we're gonna have to go down the next road.
01:08:04Necrophilia.
01:08:06I'm gonna go talk to the Boos.
01:08:07Because apparently we're not in league with the Boos in this game.
01:08:11That's never really made sense to me.
01:08:13Because the Boos are supposed to be loyal to Bowser.
01:08:17In this game, it bothers me to the whole goddamn end.
01:08:20Goddammit, faggot!
01:08:21What do you want?
01:08:24To the Invincible?
01:08:25Okay, this is actually the one Peach segment I like.
01:08:28Yeah, well, technically there's another one.
01:08:31But no, this is the one I like the most.
01:08:33I'm gonna do this whole button thing again because that'd be really not.
01:08:45I'm gonna hate the next one.
01:08:47I hate the next one.
01:08:49I hate the next one.
01:08:51I hate the next one.
01:08:53I hate the next one.
01:08:54I have to process how much I hate the goddamn next one!
01:08:57So, meanwhile, Peach and Vaggot are gonna do probably the best sequence of events in this whole goddamn game.
01:09:08All right, here we go.
01:09:11And I believe we have to go downstairs.
01:09:13No, or right here.
01:09:14Because I'm trying to remember.
01:09:16All right.
01:09:18Now, for those puff-eyed people who like the Deku Palace...
01:09:21I like the Deku Palace.
01:09:29In theory.
01:09:30This is a lot better than the goddamn Hyrule Castle segment, I'll tell you that much.
01:09:38Yeah, this segment's pretty easy.
01:09:40You just gotta, you know, not be stupid.
01:09:52Mm-hmm.
01:09:54Does Peach fight?
01:09:55No.
01:09:56Not really.
01:09:58But the bad part's gonna be important.
01:09:59All right, here we go.
01:10:02Yeah.
01:10:04Yeah, I know.
01:10:06He has an obesity fetish.
01:10:07What about him?
01:10:08Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:10:21These guys...
01:10:23THEY'RE GAY!
01:10:27My headcanon, those two are gay.
01:10:29Are they men or women?
01:10:30That's up to you to decide.
01:10:32But to me, they're gay.
01:10:38See, this is all faggot's fault.
01:10:46All he had to do, he opened his mouth.
01:10:48Peach, don't blame yourself.
01:10:49This is faggot's fault.
01:10:50And he bailed on you!
01:10:51He flew up, he's like, yeah, I have to help.
01:10:53No!
01:10:55Please, no!
01:10:56I don't wanna go back to the Facebook Mines!
01:11:05All right, here we go.
01:11:08Uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:11:16One hour and eleven minutes.
01:11:17Uh-huh.
01:11:18Uh-huh.
01:11:19Uh-huh.
01:11:20Uh-huh.
01:11:20Uh-huh.
01:11:21Uh-huh.
01:11:21Uh-huh.
01:11:22Uh-huh.
01:11:23Uh-huh.
01:11:24Uh-huh.
01:11:24Uh-huh.
01:11:25Uh-huh.
01:11:26Uh-huh.
01:11:27Uh-huh.
01:11:28Uh-huh.
01:11:29Uh-huh.
01:11:30Uh-huh.
01:11:31Uh-huh.
01:11:31Uh-huh.
01:11:32All right, the next chapter I'm never looking forward to,
01:11:34because it's going to be downright irritating.
01:11:37But first...
01:11:39Do I really even need to do that?
01:11:41Oh, I don't.
01:11:42Okay, cool.
01:11:43So...
01:11:44Oh, no.
01:11:45Oh, no.
01:11:46Actually, I think the Toad Girls are actually going to be in the town,
01:11:49but we're not going to come back here until the end of the game.
01:11:50But I mentioned it that I like their Sonic Quest, because they actually show up in all the other
01:11:54goddamn worlds commenting on what's going on.
01:11:58Oh, no.
01:12:00Oh, no.
01:12:02Oh, no.
01:12:04Oh, no.
01:12:06Oh, no.
01:12:08Oh, no.
01:12:10Oh, no.
01:12:12Oh, no.
01:12:14I think there's bandits down here.
01:12:16Or is it the next one?
01:12:18Some of the two.
01:12:20I like the game by going 1,000 years or something by hitting some of these rocks.
01:12:24Hi-yi!
01:12:26But yeah, I'm kind of done with dry, dry boner.
01:12:29All right.
01:12:30I was going to say, I actually was originally going to talk a lot more about
01:12:32if-ing Mario Kart Double Dash, but I forgot.
01:12:36Also, a very specific somebody.
01:12:38Oh, you're lucky.
01:12:39Oh, you're so goddamn lucky.
01:12:40I'll do that later when I come back here.
01:12:42Eventually.
01:12:46There you go.
01:12:52All right.
01:12:53Thanks for the star face.
01:12:55All right.
01:12:56No problem.
01:12:57Are we going to come back here?
01:12:58Yeah, because we technically-
01:12:59Yeah, we're going to come back here later when we're enjoying the mini-bosses,
01:13:02because we have-
01:13:04Uh, we have the bird to fight.
01:13:06So, we got to go over here.
01:13:10And technically speaking, we can do the war-
01:13:13We can do the warp pipes in the sewer part right now,
01:13:16to fight the blue bird.
01:13:17We're not going to do that, because-
01:13:18We're going to do that at the end of the game.
01:13:20Like when I did it, when the last time I played this.
01:13:22Oh, here it is.
01:13:23Just adjourn me.
01:13:25I love these random talks.
01:13:30Wait a minute.
01:13:31You're facing the other side.
01:13:33Thank you, Alex, for hiding behind me.
01:13:39Yep.
01:13:44Luigi!
01:13:49I always wonder what happens if you hit Peach-
01:13:51Or Princess-
01:13:52Yeah, we're going to do that the next time we come back here,
01:13:53because again, we're going to come back here.
01:13:55So next time I'm going to hit Princess Peach and see what happens.
01:13:59Alex, do your job!
01:14:05Alright, now let's get out of here, because I'm kind of done with this world.
01:14:07I-I-I already got the Siege for more than today.
01:14:10Ah!
01:14:11Ah!
01:14:12Ah!
01:14:13Ah!
01:14:14Ah!
01:14:15Ah!
01:14:16Ah!
01:14:17Ah!
01:14:18Ah!
01:14:19Ah!
01:14:20Ah!
01:14:21Ah!
01:14:22Ah!
01:14:23Ah!
01:14:24Ah!
01:14:25Ah!
01:14:26Ah!
01:14:27Ah!
01:14:28Ah!
01:14:29Ah!
01:14:30Ah!
01:14:31Ah!
01:14:32Ah!
01:14:33Ah!
01:14:34Ah!
01:14:35Ah!
01:14:36Ah!
01:14:37Ah!
01:14:38Ah!
01:14:39Ah!
01:14:40Ah!
01:14:41Ah!
01:14:42Ah!
01:14:43Ah!
01:14:44Ah!
01:14:45Ah!
01:14:46Ah!
01:14:47Ah!
01:14:48Ah!
01:14:49Ah!
01:14:50Ah!
01:14:51Ah!
01:14:52Ah!
01:14:53Ah!
01:14:54Ah!
01:14:55Ah!
01:14:56Ah!
01:14:57Ah!
01:14:58Ah!
01:14:59We're almost done. We're almost out of here.
01:15:13Here we go.
01:15:20Okay, now we go this way. Right, now we can power up somebody else.
01:15:26Who am I going to power up this way?
01:15:29Well, I kind of don't want to...
01:15:38Cooper?
01:15:39Well, I don't need to... I don't need to paralyze. I do need to blow up more people.
01:15:43Bomb girl, your puss tank needs to evaporate all the enemies.
01:15:51Oh, thank you, Mario.
01:15:54Oh, Mario! Mario!
01:15:57Go away!
01:16:01Alright, we're totally done here. Again, we can come back here later if I really want to.
01:16:04But I want an egg.
01:16:08So...
01:16:12Yay, egg.
01:16:13Now, we've got to go back to the hub world, because we went there last time.
01:16:18But we didn't really go into it, and I kind of wish we did, because I literally could have gotten to see it.
01:16:24But for the one person who has OCD watching this, that would probably make them upset.
01:16:30I have not died yet, surprisingly.
01:16:32Despite being underpowered as all hell.
01:16:34I was not even this overpowered the last time I played this.
01:16:39I think it's because when I get to the chapter with all the waifus, I don't want to get a drag zone.
01:16:43Right, this train, not important right now, but in two more chapters, we're going to hate the goddamn train.
01:16:55Not this one specifically, but the concept of trains is going to drive you crazy.
01:16:58Right, I've got to get back out to Alex.
01:17:05Okay, Alex, let's go.
01:17:08Right, this, we're going to do the end game too.
01:17:13I know, everything you guys want to see, I'm going to do at the end of the game.
01:17:16I know.
01:17:17Here we go, I've got to talk to this guy.
01:17:18There we go.
01:17:19I think we technically have two or three seeds right now.
01:17:30I think we have two.
01:17:31We cut out three, but I kind of forgot.
01:17:33The thing with them is so goddamn forgettable, I don't really care for it.
01:17:43In this tree?
01:17:44I can't reach that tree.
01:17:45So now we've got to go find the Toad who I believe is getting sexually harassed.
01:17:48But, yep, here we go.
01:17:55I actually have a lot of problems with the upcoming chapter, because one, it's absolutely unnecessary,
01:18:00and I'm not going to, I'm going to be pretty harsh on it.
01:18:03I hate the next chapter with the core of my very being.
01:18:06I will make the argument, in terms of necessity, this one is up there with the chapter after,
01:18:12with how unnecessary everything is.
01:18:15Yeah, I saw it.
01:18:18Yeah, literally, this boo has one god- no, this Toad has one goddamn job.
01:18:24And, uh, my personal fan theory is that this butler licks his penis at night.
01:18:30But yeah, that's my fan theory.
01:18:31Do I have any evidence to support that?
01:18:33Technically speaking, yes I do.
01:18:35Yeah, I know.
01:18:36Weird.
01:18:37She'll bring up evidence in a Mario theory.
01:18:38Kind of weird.
01:18:39But that's why fan theories exist.
01:18:40But alright, we're coming up to it.
01:18:41We're going to go back over here because we came to your last part.
01:18:42This is Hastebump.
01:18:43Uh, we're not going to say it yet because you haven't seen the thing yet.
01:18:44And now this is the one thing that's getting weird.
01:18:45Oh, mama mia!
01:18:46The budget died.
01:18:47Luigi, this was your part of the game.
01:18:48Ooh, ma'aah.
01:18:54Uh huh.
01:18:55Uh huh.
01:18:56Uh huh.
01:18:57Uh huh.
01:18:58Huh.
01:19:04Ow, ma'a!
01:19:05I-Woo.
01:19:08.
01:19:09Himes.
01:19:13Gahoo.
01:19:17See that's a very interesting threat actually I want to experiment with something how many seeds
01:19:25do I have because this is the perfect time for me to I'm a level six that's great okay
01:19:35I hate this goddamn chapter with every fiber of my being I'm gonna be honest with you next chapter
01:19:55we're probably spending the first 20 goddamn minutes in the track in the effing maze because
01:20:00I'm gonna need to find that stupid scene so and the rest of the chapter is probably gonna be two maybe
01:20:06three hours long because I hate it goddamn I hate chapter now this is where we go back and say it
01:20:12because I really I'm done I'm done playing this goddamn game it was nice and we came back Alex
01:20:19saved the day because someone loves this character so goddamn much I had to make them happy and I know
01:20:24somebody else who probably doesn't even watch these loves the lady bow so I mean yeah lady
01:20:30most of the next chapter have her she sucks just like the rest of the goddamn chapter it sucks
01:20:33I have fun you guys do your thing I'm gonna go watch porn probably not because I have to go draw porn
01:20:40instead have a good day buh-bye