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00:00Yeah, so I decided we are not going to effing World 5 because I'm not doing two game overs on Castileys. You're crazy.
00:16Alright, this one's pretty easy. Especially since I do try!
00:21I'm just dreading Tug of War. That's the only thing I'm genuinely dreading doing.
00:30Goddamn, I messed up.
00:39I'm gonna have a blooper's reel, just why I don't want to do Castileys.
00:46I think I got this.
00:4988, uh, 80s. Oh, okay, I won.
00:53I messed up the corners of it.
00:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01One nath-
01:04Ten bucks.
01:09Burry treasure! I get more minions!
01:12Go!
01:13Go Wario, go!
01:23Go Wario, go!
01:37I'm Wario!
01:39Mine!
01:41Finish!
01:49I have a lot less things to say compared to effing castaways.
01:53I might just be like, ooh!
01:55And this is when the 2v2 comes in.
01:57And then I have to get ready for tug of war.
01:59And my guitar really can't take it anymore,
02:01but me being me, I'm gonna have to push the limits.
02:05What?!
02:07Star!
02:11We got this girl!
02:21I thought I could make it!
02:29Braver Grave!
02:31Braver Grave!
02:35Finish!
02:37That's right, Braver Grave.
02:39Clear!
02:41Ha ha ha!
02:49Is this it?
02:51Yeah, it is.
02:53This might be the rest of the recording session.
02:55It was either lizard or castaways.
02:59I had my fair share of castaways.
03:01Anyways.
03:11I hate this minigame.
03:13Everybody I know hates this minigame too.
03:15I'm Wario!
03:17I'm Wario!
03:19I'm Wario!
03:21I'm Wario!
03:23I'm Wario!
03:25Oh wow.
03:27Three seconds, okay.
03:29Finish!
03:31I've never ever beaten the minigame.
03:33Clear!
03:35Clear!
03:37Personal accomplishment done!
03:39Big Daddy Bow!
03:41What's this one?
03:43The Teetering Towers.
03:45Okay, I know this one.
03:47I thought this was actually gonna happen way later in the game.
03:49Yeah!
03:51Alright, one-player minigame.
03:53Alright, let's do this.
03:55I'm Wario!
03:57I'm Wario!
04:11Like, this minigame is pretty easy in itself.
04:13What makes it really hard is you don't have a lot of jumping distance.
04:17Like that!
04:19Finish!
04:21I think that's the first time I've ever felt that.
04:23I know I missed!
04:25The challenge in itself is the, um...
04:28The jumping.
04:30Like, you gotta jump just right.
04:32And you don't have a lot of vertical speed.
04:35So, anybody who plays Smash Bros, and they play Little Mac, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
04:45And you gotta angle exactly where you wanna jump, and you gotta be in a very specific position when you decide to do the, uh...
04:52Cause if you don't, you don't have enough vertical speed to cover you.
05:02Ugh.
05:03Like that.
05:06My problem here is that I'm not close enough to the edge when, uh, when I gotta make the jump.
05:10So, it's not, it's not a bad minigame, per se. I just suck at it.
05:15Ha ha ha!
05:17No, I have to castaways. Castaways sucked!
05:20This is, like, this wasn't fair.
05:22You just gotta know where to go and when to jump.
05:24Oh, you still have money!
05:31I do like the presentation of this minigame, though.
05:33In the air.
05:34Nooo!
05:35I'm finished!
05:36Nooo!
05:37Nooo!
05:38Nooo!
05:39Nooo!
05:40I'm finished!
05:41Nooo!
05:42Nooo!
05:43I'm finished!
05:44Nooo!
05:45Nooo!
05:46Nooo!
05:47Nooo!
05:48I missed!
05:50Nooo!
05:51I keep- I've been falling into the void!
05:52I'm tch!
05:53I can't avoid the money!
05:55I can't avoid the money!
05:57Nooo!
05:58Nooo!
05:59Nooo!
06:00falling into the void I can't afford the money it's too tasty
06:30okay that was me I didn't push the A button
06:43yeah I'm reading I need to stop reading chat while I'm playing games yeah castaway sucks
07:00oh okay or I could just do that I didn't know you can even make use that as a bridge
07:14I'm just gonna ignore the bunny and just do the mini game because when I get the money I have
07:20lose focus on what I'm doing the big trick here is you gotta you watch your vertical speed
07:25here there we go see when I'm being a whore I can beat it
07:43yeah can I do two worlds I mean yeah I'll do two worlds
07:48oh I love this one
08:02I like the Mario Party 1 variation on this one more than the Mario Party 2 1
08:29I think the Mario Party 2 1 is easier to effing cuck them to cuck someone
08:33not winning but I like this one because uh I'm a weirdo
08:38why I like this one on the second one because I'm a weirdo that's about it
08:44oh we activated the channel
08:49it's weird because I don't remember this during the song at all it's not that bad
08:53but the Mario Party soundtrack is weird
08:55it's it's it's a combination of good tunes and mediocre remixes you're not gonna effing hear me
09:03say that the remixes in this game are baller okay there is one remix in this game that I do like
09:09because uh the guy who commissioned it brought it to my attention
09:13and that song is pretty gnarly for a different set of reasons
09:19the best song on this thing is five minutes
09:21one-on-ones good enough we we see a record
09:29the Luigi up in your face
09:30clear
09:32I think I made a mistake I'm looking at the map again there is one minigame here I I I can't do
09:44I hate it because it's a memory it's a matching game nothing wrong with it I just don't like it
09:49so if I if I call it quits today it's gonna be because of that minigame and um hey
10:08like determining the winner in this game always drove me crazy
10:11he's not here because his brain split in half
10:27like it's super weird because you can't tell he won and donkey kong won apparently
10:34and that's kind of why I hate skateboard scamper because you think the winner would be the guy in
10:38the front the donkey kong was in the back the whole goddamn time
10:47let's see this
10:55he didn't cross the line first though
11:03ready go
11:08what are you doing
11:15right here we go see i'm looking at this and it looks like i'm in the lead
11:34finish
11:38there we go i'm one that time
11:42so i know for the last like last time i was sure peach was gonna win because again she was in the lead
11:47that made sense to me
11:52i did not think this through
11:54oh hence the okay this one again not again not very bad but the old guy is
12:01got a lot of childhood memories with this one
12:06i think this actually might be the one where i lose the lives the most i was expecting it to be
12:10tug war but no i hate this mini game because i never know when to push the b button
12:14i'm
12:23Don't be so god damn corny.
12:32There we go.
12:33Sometimes, the best thing to do is to not push the aid button.
12:37I'm crappin' up!
12:38No!
12:43My arm!
12:44The aid button is destroying my guard!
12:50Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go!
12:53We can't!
12:58My arm!
13:01And my thumb!
13:02Ah, my hands!
13:15Well, ladies and gentlemen, it was nice knowing you, but uh...
13:1850-50 if I actually do this one.
13:20I might give up because my fingers are killing me.
13:22I was trying to do castaways before this recording and I gave up on it.
13:25That was a tug of words better.
13:27But um...
13:29Sigh.
13:33If I lose three legs here, I'll call it a day.
13:35Yeah, but the thing is you have to find the wrong, though.
13:44I want to say it's this one.
13:49That was wrong.
13:50Oh, what the...
13:52I want to say it's this one.
14:01I want to say it's this one.
14:03That was wrong.
14:07Oh, what the?
14:08Okay, I don't get boocotty.
14:15Like, you have to find the one that's doing things differently.
14:16Like, you have to find the one that's doing things differently.
14:19And I was eyeing the wrong one.
14:26Okay, I was doing it wrong.
14:28Uh, find the one who moves before the rest.
14:31I was like your fellow one who does things, uh, differently.
14:34But if you move first, yeah, that makes sense.
14:46Alright, that's two lives.
14:55Like I said, I do three lives.
14:57Apparently, my level of observation today is in the pooper.
15:01Ah, my finger.
15:03My finger and my arm.
15:05I'm gonna keep trying though.
15:06This one might be the one that works.
15:08I'm just like, okay, guys, I'm gonna do my best.
15:11If I'm the one who does things before everybody else, uh, it has to be that one.
15:25Okay.
15:27Give me your shit!
15:30Finish!
15:35Clear!
15:35Ha ha ha ha!
15:41It ain't got sixty-nine coins!
15:56Yeah, yeah.
16:02I get it.
16:03The Rock is if you do, if you do World's Five first, but let's see what's ahead of us.
16:11Let's go.
16:15That's my effing thumb.
16:17Effing.
16:18I do it.
16:19I'm so mad at a castaways.
16:21At this point, I'm just like, I'm just doing, I'm doing this extra stuff out of spite at this point.
16:30Ah!
16:37Give me that!
16:37I lost this one because, yeah, I didn't get any boxes with money in it.
16:45I also didn't, I also didn't see the clear condition.
16:49Like, I didn't read, I thought it was three dollars.
16:50So it wasn't, yeah, I was gonna win.
16:52Let me see the clear condition.
16:58Oh, okay, just get more than ten bucks.
17:00Doesn't sound so hard.
17:01Start!
17:02What the fuck?
17:22Finish!
17:23What the fuck?
17:26Me!
17:26That's seven bucks.
17:31I was like, three short.
17:32But I can understand why the quality here was so goddamn low.
17:35Because you don't really get a chance.
17:37I gotta take my act on it.
17:39But you don't get a chance.
17:40Start!
17:42Start!
17:43Start!
17:55I think Warriors Road is LK.
17:59I don't, I don't, I think you count.
18:04I guess I did it.
18:07One up!
18:0816 bucks.
18:09This is the one I remember for a very different reason.
18:17Yeah!
18:17Go!
18:19See, look how thick Wario is on this thing.
18:24Ah, my hands.
18:25My thumb is killing me.
18:26Stop!
18:33Wario, go!
18:34Boo knows how dummy thick you are!
18:39I hate it when that happens.
18:40They don't know exactly the boost.
18:42They can get boxed.
18:44There we go.
18:46I haven't broke my controller yet.
18:47Ha ha ha!
18:49Bum!
18:49Bum!
18:50Bum!
18:50Bum!
18:51Bum!
18:51Bum!
18:52Bum!
18:52Bum!
18:53Bum!
18:53Bum!
18:5410 bucks.
18:59Oh, okay.
19:03Get him!
19:04Go!
19:04Go!
19:05Go!
19:05Go!
19:05Go!
19:06Go!
19:06Go!
19:07Go!
19:07Go!
19:08Okay.
19:12I've been playing a lot longer than I should have.
19:13I gotta get ready to effing do work.
19:18But I think my pure spite for castaways is driving me to finish these minigames.
19:22Spinning!
19:37Goddamn it Luigi!
19:38GODDAMMA LUIGI!
19:46I lost a Luigi. I can accept it.
19:48Oh no, I hate the next one coming up.
19:51Like, that's... ugh!
20:08Come on!
20:20I WISH!
20:28One up.
20:31Two up.
20:31My heavy arm hurts.
20:32No.
20:33Alright.
20:34This, uh...
20:38Noooo!
20:41Alright.
20:57Thankfully, this is the Mario Party 1 version.
21:05They're gonna throw it to me as soon as it blows up.
21:06Oh, never mind.
21:07I just threw it like twice.
21:11CLEAR!
21:15Weird how the one minigame that I was expecting to give me the most trouble effing was the easiest.
21:20Oh, ooh!
21:23This one's not bad.
21:24Alright, my girl.
21:25We got this.
21:25We got this.
21:26I'm almost in 30 minutes.
21:26I hate castaways that god damn much.
21:27Get up!
21:28I hate castaways that god damn much.
21:30I hate castaways that god damn much.
21:34That's you!
21:35I saved the day!
21:35I saved the day!
21:36I saved the day!
21:38Finish!
21:39There you go, Yoshi.
21:40There's your 10 bucks back home.
21:42Clear!
21:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
21:44I箱!
21:45I've got this.
21:46I'm coming into my lap.
21:47I'm coming into my lap.
21:47I'm getting into my lap.
21:49I'm getting into my lap.
21:50I'm coming into my lap.
21:51I'm coming into my lap.
21:52Was that a demon?
21:53Are you a demon?
21:54I'm coming into my lap, baby?
21:55Get up!
21:56Yeah!
21:56Ha ha ha!
22:09Yay!
22:13OOAH!
22:15I got a jet to 40?
22:19Okay.
22:19Star!
22:20Weeeeee!
22:22Hmm?
22:23Hmm?
22:26I think the AI for this one is pretty hard-coded to actually complete it, because if one person loses, everyone loses.
22:34So, unlike the party mode, this one's actually more challenging than it should be.
22:39So, if I be quiet, it's because I'm hyper-fixated on it.
22:42Again, I'm more used to the Mario Party 2 version of some of these minigames, this one included.
22:52I almost got buffered!
22:55The best run here is, again, the sensitivity- wait, I didn't really talk about, um...
23:01Castaways as much as I should.
23:04Because Castaways is the sensitivity minigame, and it sucks.
23:10This one's not so bad.
23:12It hasn't sped up yet.
23:14But be careful how hard you push the A button, because if you jump too high, that's what's gonna happen!
23:19Yeah, so just be careful how much you push the A button in this one.
23:35I gotta hurry this up.
23:45I hate being this close, because the perspective is a little bit warped, so I can't tell exactly, um, when the fire starts and when the fire ends.
23:58That's, like, the worst thing about being in the very front, is the perspective.
24:04Like, if I was further in the back, it would be fine.
24:06But how it is right now, eh, it's kind of annoying.
24:08Like, if I was further in the back, it's kind of annoying.
24:10Hi!
24:12Ah!
24:14Ah!
24:16Ah!
24:17Ah!
24:18Ah!
24:19Ah!
24:21Ah!
24:22Ah!
24:23Ah!
24:24Ah!
24:25Ah!
24:26Ah!
24:27Ah!
24:28Ah!
24:29Ah!
24:30Ah!
24:31Ah!
24:32Ah!
24:33Ah!
24:34Ah!
24:35Ah!
24:36Yeah, okay, so I was right, the- the- the computer is hard-coded to witness them.
24:55Like right here, it's much better.
24:57I was gonna say if I effing messed up already.
25:04They- they all jump the same height too, which is fine, because DK gives the illusion he's
25:13jumping a little higher than he is.
25:16What happened?
25:19You can't double jump?
25:21Like I landed and I pushed A- I pushed A long enough for me to do another jump.
25:27Yeah, that- that was just the missing point, but- that's weird.
25:36I swear to god, I'm gonna have another spot again.
25:40Okay, I'm there.
25:42Star!
25:44Star!
25:45Star now is not the time to lag!
25:51Now is not the time to lag!
26:06Oh!
26:08I was going to say a fat effing hit me!
26:33I have 12 more to go!
26:5930 bucks!
27:08I'm out of here!
27:09There's a second floor!
27:19Welcome to Bowser's Balling Alley!
27:28Yeah, okay, I'm done.
27:33Right, that one remix the fan brought up.
27:37No, this is the wrong one.
27:41The song is dopey though.
27:45I think this is it.
27:50Yeah.
27:51I can race all your sav- why would I want that?
27:58Yeah.
28:00When you want more funky in your Mario.
28:07Yeah, I gotta take my Advil.
28:09It's been fun.
28:10This was way longer than I thought it was gonna be.
28:12But I'll see y'all later.
28:13I'll go over here.
28:14I'll go over here.
28:19You