MJTV: MJ Might Get Arrested in a Foreign Country!
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00:00I don't think you're built for international jail.
00:05Here's the deal.
00:06A couple of years ago, we were in this country.
00:09I had a rental car.
00:12And this is kind of a trap.
00:14Because it turns out that I apparently, not once but twice within an hour,
00:20I got two traffic infractions.
00:23Not for speeding, not for reckless driving.
00:26I didn't run over any pedestrians.
00:28Wrong side of the street.
00:29Nope, not the wrong side of the street.
00:31It turns out that in this particular country, that I drove through a local-only zone.
00:38So it's designated as a local-vehicle-only zone.
00:42And I guess cars are designated by certain license plates or stickers.
00:46That's weird.
00:46So listen to this.
00:47This happened in 2019.
00:50Happened in August of 2019.
00:52So a year later, during the beginning of the pandemic,
00:58I get letters saying that I've been busted for this infraction.
01:05They wanted like 200 euros for each violation.
01:12200 euros.
01:13So we're talking like 500 bucks almost for me to pay these things.
01:17And then administrative costs and this and that.
01:19And I'm like, what the heck is this?
01:21So I didn't pay.
01:22Today, I happened to ask people that I know from this country.
01:27I know former citizens of this country.
01:30They said, ah, no, you don't pay this.
01:31Ah, forget it.
01:32Yeah, it sounds like you're being extorted.
01:33Forget it.
01:34Don't pay this.
01:34Wait, let me try to figure out that accent.
01:36Do it again?
01:37No.
01:37So they said, no, don't pay.
01:40And well, I've gotten more letters.
01:42And then believe it or not, we're getting ready to leave tomorrow.
01:45And you got another letter.
01:46I got a letter two days ago.
01:48They know you're coming.
01:49From the city attorney.
01:52You're screwed, man.
01:53Are you going to the same city?
01:57Yes.
01:57Well, hold on.
01:58For a portion, we're going to be going through this city for like one day.
02:04Now, I don't want to mention the country because I don't want.
02:07I will totally tip them off.
02:09I don't want anyone to tip them off.
02:11But the question is, am I wanted when I enter with my passport?
02:16Is my passport going to scan and have all kinds of bells and whistles going off?
02:24It's like, catch me if you can.
02:26This country has tracked you down to your house in America and has been mailing you numerous letters.
02:32They're going to flag you when your passport gets scanned.
02:34That's the question.
02:35Am I going to be arrested on the spot?
02:38So when we enter this foreign country, it's going to be an overnight flight.
02:43We're going to leave tomorrow.
02:44We'll get there on Saturday morning.
02:46Am I going to be flagged and arrested at the border?
02:49Am I going to end up in a foreign prison?
02:51You're going to be detained.
02:52Am I going to be detained?
02:53I mean, is anything going to happen here?
02:55I don't know.
02:56Am I about to have an international incident where I'm arrested or something to that effect?
03:02While you function surprisingly well outside of the prison environment, I don't think you're built for international jail.
03:08I don't think you're built for a foreign prison.
03:10MJ, you ever been in a Turkish prison?
03:13Oh, God.
03:13It was Turkey.
03:14Oh, you were in a Turkey?
03:15I didn't say it was Turkey.
03:16I don't think you'll get arrested.
03:17You may just get extorted for more money.
03:19Folks, if you follow my...
03:20Is it Mexico?
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