Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share the weirdest thing they caught their spouse doing.
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00:00so seeing your guy come into the bedroom in something like this
00:07probably would be one of the weirdest things you've ever
00:10caught them doing what is it for you what's the weirdest thing you've caught
00:14your significant other doing or saying
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00:191-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969 because
00:24this listener said I was laying down relaxing with my boyfriend watching a
00:28movie out of nowhere I hear a voice say
00:31I can pull my penis down to my
00:34b-hole can't
00:37startled I said did I just hear you right
00:42he looked at me so guiltily clearly had not meant to say it out loud
00:48but all I could think to say was are you trying to peg yourself
00:52what he just started talking to himself and that's what he said
00:57you guys don't do that you guys don't talk about doing that
01:01no Chuck no I guess I'm the only one I guess you are
01:07I mean talk about where you'd like to put it
01:10very bizarre
01:12that was weird she said it totally caught me off guard I had to share it with you
01:16guys I guess prepare to peg she says yeah yeah I mean you guess you can't be almost falling asleep and
01:23have that kind of conversation with somebody or whatever you know I think he meant that to share that with the group I think yeah I think he wanted her to
01:34yeah I guess
01:37anonymous how you doing
01:39good morning I'm doing all right
01:41yeah um I just started dating this guy and
01:44we were in my basement you know party a little bit and
01:46he went to my room upstairs and came back down with just a thong on
01:49and my leather chaps
01:51and he started banging himself with the dildo
01:55I was like
01:55if I'm doing this for you honey what do you think
01:57oh my god
01:58wow
02:00wow
02:02sorry you you have leather chaps though
02:04yeah well sure she does
02:05yeah I was I was
02:08yeah yeah
02:11yeah
02:12oh man
02:15right there
02:15um
02:16so what do you
02:18are you a rider
02:19why do you have
02:20no no Dave
02:21yeah I'm a motorcycle
02:23oh okay all right
02:25motorcycle rider
02:26yep okay
02:28he's moving in for another purpose
02:30yes
02:31yeah
02:31for sure
02:31not what do you expect to see
02:32did you stay with him
02:34yeah well I quit
02:35I didn't bang him a little more
02:36but I
02:36yeah
02:37he's just fun
02:39yeah
02:39are you okay
02:40yeah
02:41are you all right
02:41I'm worried
02:42oh is COVID there
02:45we got to beat
02:47yeah
02:48yeah
02:48no doubt
02:49all right
02:49how's your chat
02:50are you doing
02:51okay
02:53yeah please
02:54take care
02:55see ya
02:55see you later
02:56see ya
02:58I think they were both broken
02:59Dave and the caller
03:01she almost broke
03:04ah
03:04today's about to break
03:05man oh man
03:06that was a good question though
03:10about being a rider
03:11I was stopping that question
03:13well how many
03:13not many people have
03:15leather chaps lying around
03:16their house
03:16with her I didn't know
03:17I mean I just assumed
03:20it was like a
03:20it's a sexual thing
03:22right
03:22oh gosh
03:23she had them for
03:24semi-legit reason
03:26bye bye
03:30she's like I banged her for a little bit
03:33after that
03:33can't even do it
03:37franny phlegm there
03:43we hope to hear from you again
03:45chris is next
03:49this is a hell of a google page
03:51hi chris
03:54hey
03:56how you doing
03:57you doing okay
03:58thanks
03:58it's a hell of a day
03:59here on Dave and Chuck the Freak
04:00the question is
04:01what's the weirdest thing
04:02you caught your significant other doing
04:04oh
04:05okay
04:06so my ex
04:07my ex-fiancé
04:08one day
04:12one day
04:12I was outside
04:13cutting the grass
04:14and
04:15normally
04:16I put the
04:17lawnmower back in
04:19the weed whacker back in
04:20and you know
04:21I take my time
04:21but I really had to take
04:22a poop
04:23so I went back inside
04:25to take a poop
04:26and I walked by the bedroom
04:27and she is taking
04:28a big
04:29old huff
04:31just like a
04:32of my dirty
04:33gym sock
04:34right
04:34oh wow
04:36oh goodness
04:36yeah
04:37and I
04:39I'm standing there
04:40pretty flabbergasted
04:41and I'm like
04:42what are you doing
04:44and she says
04:46oh
04:46uh
04:48I just like
04:49your manly smell
04:50question mark
04:52yeah
04:53did she
04:55um
04:56okay
04:57so how did that play out
04:58did you find out
04:58she was into feet
04:59did she just like the funk
05:00what's the deal
05:01you know
05:03I don't know
05:03we're not together anymore
05:04but uh
05:05there was a bunch of reasons
05:06why that we're
05:07we're not together
05:08she's pretty crazy
05:09but um
05:10she was all about that
05:11she wants a funk
05:13gotta have that funk
05:15yeah
05:15I think it was
05:16I think it was the funk
05:18like she was a
05:19a funky lady
05:20yeah
05:21so she liked funk
05:22so
05:22yeah
05:24yeah
05:24you funk and give it to her
05:26then right
05:26oh my
05:27have a good day
05:28alright
05:29take care
05:30what the funk
05:32is going on here
05:33you know
05:35already starting to think
05:36get it out
05:39get it out of your brain
05:40it's only gonna put it in there
05:44oh
05:46I like George
05:46she wanted the funk
05:52she wanted that funk
05:54yeah
05:55we've heard of that
05:57it's a thing
05:58the socks
06:00the sweat
06:01the grossness
06:02underwear and stuff
06:04oh your socks are some of the worst stink
06:06I guess if you wanted the super funk
06:08that's where you'd get it
06:11smell those stinky socks
06:14they smell so bad
06:16smell those stinky socks
06:23they smell so bad
06:25and then one final one
06:28walked in on my ex
06:29shaving her sister's b-hole
06:30that's a friend in need
06:32and a
06:33friend in deed
06:34it's an episode of
06:34Sister Sister I didn't see
06:35yeah
06:36how far would you go
06:39for a sibling
06:39that is
06:41probably the furthest you could
06:43yeah I don't think I'd go that far
06:45I would not
06:47I don't have any
06:49no
06:49sisters might be different
06:51I mean it'd just be weird
06:52it'd be weird to shave your brother's butt
06:54I wouldn't shave my brother
06:55I wouldn't shave my brother
06:55I can't believe you just had to say that
06:58you had to clarify
06:59I'm like I don't got a lot to add
07:01throw that one in there
07:03I wouldn't shave my brother
07:04I just want to clarify
07:05I would not shave my brother
07:07I would never shave my brother
07:09I definitely shaved my brother
07:10Chuck can't say the same
07:15we've shaved each other
07:16Chuck has shaved his brother
07:17he'd be like you gotta figure out
07:19your shaving sitch
07:20yeah
07:21here we go
07:22a whole lot of stinking going down
07:26don't shave your brother
07:27shave my bro
07:29gotta shave my bro
07:31now
07:32I went and shaved his whole back
07:36and he did it for me
07:39we got to shave our hairy backs
07:45hairy
07:47super hairy
07:50we're gonna take a break
07:52I think we should
07:53I do
07:54we lost our minds
07:56the babies
08:03I don't know
08:05we lost our chapters
08:05by being
08:07Jay
08:09over
08:11hug
08:12I know
08:13how
08:14can
08:15I know
08:15oh
08:15I know
08:16not
08:17but
08:18we would
08:19I know
08:20if I'm
08:20I know
08:21oh
08:22That's
08:22it's