Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about judge shows when a guy called in with a story about his limo passengers that almost got him on Judge Judy.
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00:00is that still on the people's court i thought there was they had a new they had a new judge
00:08for a while a lady a million or something it didn't take off they have some other new judge
00:15show but it's not people's court i think it uh judge maryland is it still on 25 seasons yeah
00:21it's still going is she pretty 1981 to present i find her to be reasonable for the people's court
00:27you have to have the biggest balls to go on judge judy's show this is 100 yes put in the bongo
00:41like judge judy will make you look like the dumbest piece of garbage ever absolutely like there's times
00:46i've watched the show i'm like oh man this guy's got his stuff together and judge judy makes him
00:49look like a dumb bitch you got owned baby i feel like she could make a hell's angels cry
00:55yes probably they feel like that was uncalled for man
01:00we have to go here to dan dan you were almost on judge judy i understand for quite a case
01:08yes what happened i was uh it was a limo i was a chauffeur and uh it was a six passenger car
01:17turned out that after the fifth girl that i picked up uh they were all heavy set and by the time i got
01:24done and by the end of it it was weighing down on the car the drive shaft and i didn't know what
01:29it was and i kept looking under the car i stopped three times and i got on the freeway
01:34and the drive shaft turns out the drive shaft was down on the car so bad yeah it wasn't i couldn't move
01:42a mile oh it was it was crazy and then judge judy wanted me on the show and i couldn't do it because
01:50i left that place and went to another job but uh they kept calling me for like
01:55oh they wanted that six big girls in a limo that's gold
02:00oh yeah it was five
02:01yeah it was five but it was a six passenger car and they tried to say that
02:08we had five people but they didn't say that the five people were like in excess of three four hundred
02:14pounder you know so they actually needed a super stretch limo for these girls yeah yeah like a bus
02:20when a limo when a limo is bent down in the middle oh my god that's that you can't how did they react
02:32to you saying you couldn't drive them anymore oh i i tell you there's not enough show for this but
02:38i'll tell you what uh they they ended up uh wanting their money back and i had actually made
02:43it to a with them downtown because we had no other cars and the owner he kept telling me just tell them
02:49you know uh you can't drive them you know just give them some excuse and it went on for hours the
02:54cops came their brothers uncles arrived their boyfriend it was a mess and it was just me
03:00with like 25 people bitching and i gotta explain to them but they're too heavy for the car
03:06were you were you thinking of like tearing seats out and then removing weight like uh like you
03:13would do on an airplane you know like you just gotta take out the spare tire you gotta
03:19i told the owner i told the owner to bring the bus but he said it was uh it wasn't available
03:26how many girls do you think you would have been able to drive around how many would they have had
03:34normal normal normal girls like you know excuse me uh average weight yes let me say that yeah
03:42uh you know i could have probably took 10 girls in there but they were all they were all like you
03:48know uh each woman was two and a half girls oh buffet girls yeah and they went out to eat i took
03:55them straight to a restaurant oh so they got even bigger yeah i couldn't i mean i couldn't take it
04:01oh it was horrible one of the girls got in there and wouldn't get out she hung her feet out of the
04:05i had to call the police out of the window yeah oh yeah she oh it was crazy she got in there and
04:13she said i'm not getting out and just sat there with the door open and what are you gonna do how
04:17are you gonna get her out of here you know i can't pull her out i mean i had 25 people around me
04:22anyway i already mad at me yeah you can't grab a big girl by the feet oh my god it would have been
04:29the best judy show ever man oh they didn't make it well yeah because they never go he couldn't
04:36they'd never go and he got a new job he couldn't yeah yeah i got a new job immediately and they were
04:41like tell me for months we'll pay you a week stay out here we'll give you a driver like hey they wanted
04:47to give me so much that i couldn't believe yeah i mean yeah they were they were willing to put out
04:53more than jerry springer put out for me yeah i'm sure i'm sure i'm sure i'm sure my sister went on
04:59that show and they had the whole family there it was yeah it's just crazy so if you had to tell these
05:11big girls uh i a couple of you have to stay stay here at the restaurant buffet girls can't you think
05:19you could have handled three of them no no no no because there's a five passenger and they were
05:25like just three of them were six yeah just two just two that's too many trips it's too many trips
05:32yeah i can take two of you big girls at a time i could see the car the car just with every one of
05:39them getting out it just raised up another couple inches it was just bad it was bad yeah yep all right
05:45dude that is crazy thanks so much man i love this show you guys i listen every day shout out to
05:51kelwick towing and triple a yeah all right all the best to them see you bud oh my god if steve harvey
05:57has a judge show we should have a judge show we take that case i think we should take the reject
06:03cases yeah call us and we'll figure it out we'll figure it out we don't we're not gonna give you
06:07any money that's the problem we can't give money we're not gonna do all that what are we gonna do
06:11we gotta name him check bobblehead for everybody there you go where you can you know like who's right
06:16who's wrong just give them a place to tell their story dan didn't have a place to tell his story
06:20i'm glad he told his story and that's what we will always do needed to be dan sat there with a limo
06:27that was broken in half he was on the horn to dispatch or whatever and he was just like okay
06:33you want me to tell all these these big people they're just too big to be in here the roof of
06:38that thing was probably folded up it's like something out of jurassic park you want me to
06:42tell these people tell these people and he couldn't even take off because he had all their
06:46possessed purses and possessions yeah i'm not leaving one of the feet their feet's i can't move
06:54them to feed her out the window yeah oh my god you guys what a crazy story
06:58five big girls in a limo yeah buffet girls five buffet girls in a limo oh man
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