During a recap of the Depp v. Heard trial, a self-proclaimed "mushrooms expert" calls the show to educate the crew about 'shrooms consumption.
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00:00You missed all of 11th grade on mushrooms?
00:08Do we want to talk to a mushroom connoisseur?
00:11Sure.
00:12All right, line 11.
00:14Hang on a minute.
00:15It's not me.
00:16You're a mushroom connoisseur.
00:17What's your name?
00:19We're going to go with L.A. and Bradenton.
00:21Hello, L.A. and Bradenton.
00:23And you want to weigh in on shrooms?
00:26Well, first of all, hello, team.
00:29That's great.
00:30You pick those out of cow patties.
00:34And when you pick it out of cow patties, you knock it on the cow patty to put the spores back in the cow patty.
00:41So the next time you go back, there'll be more mushrooms there.
00:44That's right.
00:44You got cow manure on it.
00:47The reason why you don't want to do the stem is obvious.
00:50It's in the cow manure.
00:52But the calf itself, we used to call them rockets because they're little tiny cow in there.
00:58And you eat them while you're picking them.
01:00It's a hallucinogen by no other.
01:03It surpasses LSD.
01:06Wow, you are a connoisseur.
01:08I would never have thought you don't eat the stem because it's attached to cow poop.
01:12Michelle, do you have any questions for our mushroom connoisseur phoning in?
01:15I don't think I have any questions now.
01:18There's a mushroom connoisseur.
01:19Why?
01:20Two caps, you're good for hours.
01:23You will laugh.
01:24You will laugh like you've never laughed before.
01:27The Laffy Drugs.
01:28L.A., how old are you?
01:29L.A.?
01:30Well, I'm 58 now.
01:33I missed all of 11th grade on mushrooms.
01:35You missed all of 11th grade on mushrooms?
01:41Pretty much.
01:43I don't know how I passed 11th grade.
01:45But there is two weeks that I'll never get back because I don't even know.
01:49Unbelievable.
01:51It's amazing that he even knew about the germanization of the mushrooms by smacking it on the patty to reapply the spore.
01:58Hold on.
01:58That's interesting.