Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an Arizona woman who was arrested in Oregon, after she covered the inside of a marijuana dispensary with teriyaki sauce, because she was upset with the service.
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00:00Another trippin' bitch to tell you about.
00:06This one in Portland, Oregon.
00:07An Arizona woman actually arrested in Portland
00:10after she covered a pot shop in teriyaki sauce.
00:16Hmm?
00:18Say what?
00:21What does that even do?
00:23A woman got upset inside a dispensary.
00:27Okay, so it was the inside.
00:30And began tossing teriyaki sauce all over it.
00:34Where did the teriyaki sauce come from?
00:36On her person.
00:37She carries it with her?
00:39Yes.
00:40She loves teriyaki sauce.
00:41To weaponize it or to use it on food?
00:43I would assume to use on food, but it could be to weaponize.
00:47I don't know.
00:47She just carries it around.
00:50It gets on me and it's super salty, so I'm like...
00:53Sticky, black and sticky.
00:56Ah!
00:57Ruined all the weed, right?
00:58Ruined the weed, yeah.
01:00Huh.
01:02Upon completing her purchase and upset with the service,
01:0842-year-old Ronnie Marie Dolesky pulled a bottle of teriyaki sauce from her purse
01:13and began throwing the condiment all over the sales counter and at the medication station dispensary employees.
01:21They were screaming for her to stop.
01:24Please stop!
01:25That's so strange.
01:26I mean, I would be grossed out by someone else's sauce.
01:29So she had it in a bottle.
01:31She couldn't have had it in the little packs.
01:33But wait.
01:34She is too.
01:36When they got her out to the lobby, she pulled another bottle of teriyaki sauce from her purse
01:41and proceeded to cover the room with more sauce.
01:43I did see a story, so I'm looking at it.
01:46So it was a small packet.
01:48No, no.
01:49It's right here.
01:50Produced a bottle of teriyaki sauce.
01:52Well, in the story, it's in a small packet, so I don't know.
01:54It makes more sense, a small packet, but it would take a long time to...
01:57Yeah, imagine you're trying to get a lot out of the store, so the bottles makes more sense.
02:02Wait, wait, wait, wait here.
02:03Produced a bottle.
02:03I understand, Dave.
02:04I just saw something else.
02:05She went into it.
02:06The small packets would be easy.
02:08I need answers.
02:08I don't know.
02:09Because you throw them on the ground and stomp on them.
02:10I'm not questioning your news story, I believe.
02:13That's fine.
02:14It probably is that.
02:15I'm just saying.
02:16Wait, if you throw the packets on the ground and stomp on them, it'll squirt like crazy.
02:19She would do damage to it.
02:21Maybe she had a bottle and packets.
02:22Maybe she had that.
02:22That was the two types.
02:23She just can't get enough.
02:24What a weird thing to do, though.
02:27A crazy thing to do.
02:28You would never expect anyone to have it.
02:30I was like, what's going on, man?
02:32What is that?
02:33Oh, no.
02:34What is it?
02:34Yo, it's teriyaki.
02:36Oh, not teriyaki, man.
02:38No.
02:38Save the weed.
02:39It's on the weed, man.
02:40Oh, my God.
02:43It's the one thing teriyaki doesn't go good with.
02:46It ruined.
02:47Hell, the weed.
02:48She got a whole other bottle, man.
02:50Look out.
02:53Yes, the story is that she started with the packets, and they were like, please stop.
02:57Stop, stop with the...
02:58And then she pulled the bottle out.
02:59Oh, yeah.
03:00So she had both.
03:01So you had a...
03:02Easy.
03:05Easy with that.
03:06It's like...
03:06You got a whole bottle of it.
03:09She started with a pistol and ended with like an AK-47.
03:12Put the packet down!
03:16Oh, that would stink up your weed, though, right?
03:18It's done.
03:19Well, it's over, yeah.
03:20It's good weed.
03:21There's no reason to get crazy, man.
03:24Yeah, they're all in jars on shelves, so they just got a lot of wiping down to do.
03:30I'm sure we can get through this.
03:32Easy.
03:33We can get as many joints as you need.
03:35Just put down there.
03:38Drop the teriyaki.
03:41Picture her having teriyaki sauce in her gun holders instead of guns.
03:44He's like, give me the teriyaki.
03:45And then he's like, oh, I'm going to put this on my lunch real quick.
03:47Hand over that teriyaki so I can use some chicken.
03:55Wipes it up their skin and puts it on their lunch.
03:57He's trying to get his sandwich.
04:00Whoa!
04:00Catch it, catch it.
04:02Got it.
04:04Not bad.
04:05It's the only teriyaki sauce crime I've ever heard of in my life.
04:08It honestly is.
04:09That's why it was so bizarre.
04:11It stood out.
04:12It's a bold crime.
04:13Dave made it sound like the weed's out on a roller grill.
04:15Well, I mean, I know it's not just sin now, but it could have eased into some places
04:21depending on how they store it.
04:23It definitely would have got on some scales and stuff.
04:24And then if you didn't clean the scales and you put the weed on there, it's going to have
04:27teriyaki on it.
04:28And it will not mix.
04:30They're like, we have teriyaki also, but with weed.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Try the teriyaki strain.
04:39Oh, God, that doesn't sound good.
04:40Imagine it was like delicious somehow.
04:42It might smell kind of salty.
04:43Yeah.
04:45Anonymous.
04:45Hi, Anonymous.
04:46How are you?
04:47Good.
04:47How are you?
04:48Good, man.
04:48What's your comment about?
04:50I was just listening.
04:51I heard about the teriyaki weed.
04:53Yeah.
04:54Yeah.
04:55Dude, that would be hilarious because I guess you could save it if you made it into like
04:58weed butter.
04:59You'd now have teriyaki weed butter.
05:01That's true.
05:02Get it in the butter.
05:04I saved it.
05:06I saved the weed.
05:07Yeah, like, what are we going to do without this teriyaki soap weed?
05:10We have no other choice but to make a teriyaki sauce against the eye.
05:15Oh, my God.
05:16Perfect.
05:16Thank goodness for stoner Gordon Ramsay.
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