Dave & Chuck the Freak think they've found Ohio James when they cover a story about an Ohio man who left neighbors traumatized after appearing naked in a mask outside of his home.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks Pervert of the Day
00:09So imagine this beautiful fall morning
00:12You're driving in your car
00:15And suddenly
00:17You see a man
00:18Completely nude
00:21James
00:23With the exception
00:24Of a scary mask
00:27James for sure
00:29Hey James
00:31That happened
00:34In Fairfax, Ohio
00:36Oh, now I know it's not James
00:39And people are traumatized
00:41By the situation
00:42I think just because we talk about these stories
00:45On our show, you know, it's nothing to us
00:47Oh yeah, exactly, it's like no big deal
00:49But the news anchors
00:50They're terrified, aren't they?
00:52Oh my god, they're taking this super seriously
00:54Oh wow
00:55Here's the story
00:57From Fox 19
00:59There's a James in every state
01:01Every state has their James
01:04Yeah
01:04This is Ohio James
01:06Here's the story
01:09From Fox 19
01:10Again
01:10Their news anchors
01:11Terrified
01:12Here we go
01:13So imagine it's a beautiful fall Sunday morning
01:15And you're just driving in your car
01:17And suddenly you see
01:18This naked guy
01:19This naked guy
01:22Just standing in the yard
01:23And wearing some type of mask
01:26That's what one Fairfax man says he saw yesterday
01:30Wait, wait, wait, wait
01:31Andy spoke with Courtney
01:31Can't even interview
01:32This is the only right
01:33Wait
01:33Yeah
01:34Dave, I want you to start talking like that guy
01:37And wearing some type of mask
01:38You gotta be a little bit
01:40I gotta be more
01:41I can't believe
01:42I'm way too white
01:43I'm wearing some type of mask
01:45I'm wearing some type of mask
01:49He's wearing some type of mask
01:52James would die for this
01:54He's upset he probably didn't do it first
01:57No, honestly
01:58This is the kind of thing that upsets James
02:00Yes
02:01Because it's a man who's just done the same thing James has done 500 times
02:07A James convention of James
02:08Because he's very unique
02:11His art is very unique
02:14It is
02:14His art
02:15His art
02:16It's his art
02:17It is his art
02:18His art is very unique
02:19And they're all over the place
02:22And they can relate to each other
02:23Exactly
02:24It's just that
02:25His art
02:26Isn't like a form of art
02:28That's taken off
02:29Think about it
02:30Not yet
02:30Like, think about it
02:32There's all sorts of people
02:33That do graffiti art
02:35This is just James art
02:36I can see like a
02:37Like a James convention in Vegas
02:39I could see it too
02:41It's just dudes in masks
02:43Dudes naked and masks
02:44Dudes naked and masks
02:44Almost nothing
02:44Doing yard work
02:46What a terrifying convention
02:48It is
02:50We are going to tweet this out
02:51So you can see what Ohio James looks like
02:53I mean, honestly
02:55It looks like this guy could be related to James
02:58Is that weird?
03:00I know
03:00That's what I'm saying
03:01I'm like
03:01Why are these people overreacting here?
03:04These news anchors
03:04Yeah
03:05Because I guess it's because of James
03:06They don't work with a James
03:07They don't work with that
03:08That's our everyday
03:09Oh, James is in a pig mask again
03:11Nude
03:11Yeah
03:12Miss another day
03:13Another day at work
03:15Anyway, let's get back to the story here
03:17With more on this tale
03:19Shocking tale
03:20From Ohio
03:22And wearing some type of mask
03:24Yeah, Trisha and Rob
03:29We're live in Fairfax
03:30Right now
03:31At the corner of Hawthorne
03:32And Belmont
03:32Because this is where the witness says
03:34He saw the naked man
03:35So we're just going to show you
03:37Down the street
03:38Because he was spotted on Belmont
03:39Further down here
03:40In front of an apartment building
03:42The witness we spoke with
03:43Says he was shocked by what he saw
03:44And called police immediately
03:46He says it was disturbing
03:47Because his daughter
03:48Plays in the area
03:49Me personally
03:51I feel traumatized
03:53By what I saw
03:54He's traumatized
03:56It was a nude man
03:58Yeah
03:58In a pig mask
04:00It was so
04:00It was a latex pig mask, right?
04:03It was some sort of pig
04:04It was definitely
04:04Like some kind of
04:06Like a Batman mask
04:09Like a half Batman
04:11Half animal
04:12So he wasn't wearing a thong
04:13Like James was
04:14No, nude
04:15Besides the mask
04:16Nothing else on this man
04:17Yeah
04:17And it traumatized
04:18This other fellow here
04:19And trust me
04:20If James didn't have
04:22If James didn't have this job
04:25I believe he'd take his art
04:27To the next level
04:28Sometimes
04:28I have like all these
04:29Different versions
04:30Of what his art is
04:31In my head
04:32And it's like
04:33I imagine all the Jameses
04:34Doing synchronized swimming
04:35Yeah
04:38Oh, it'd be beautiful, you know
04:41Like what a thing
04:42It'd be all in like
04:43A really shallow
04:44Above ground pool
04:45Yeah, for sure
04:46Absolutely
04:46I think there's a James multiverse
04:48It's very possible
04:50Absolutely
04:53I do believe
04:53Because we see pictures
04:54Of James type people
04:56From all over the country
04:57All over, yeah
04:58All over the country
04:59But I'm telling you
05:00Like it always hits James
05:01A little bit in the heart
05:03It does
05:03Because this woman's doing
05:04A live report
05:06Exactly
05:06From where this guy
05:07Was nude in his pig mask
05:08Like if you don't think
05:09That James would love
05:10To be known as
05:11The naked man
05:12Oh, for sure
05:12You're wrong
05:13You're wrong
05:14You would love to be known as that
05:16Dr. James
05:17Into the James multiverse
05:18James has gained attention
05:22From the snow blowing, right?
05:25The snow blowing
05:25And the time we sent him
05:27To Walmart
05:27That's his biggest
05:28That's his biggest
05:29He's made the people
05:30Of Walmart website
05:31He's in their top ten
05:32Of all time
05:33Dozens, dozens of times
05:34Yeah
05:34That was one of his biggest
05:36You know
05:36PR things that took off
05:38We're so proud
05:39We are
05:40We're incredibly proud
05:41I hope that one day
05:42He puts together
05:44Like a
05:45Like a collage
05:46Of his art
05:47Where it's just fast
05:49Quick hitting things
05:50Of all the times
05:51He's just been
05:52Tried
05:53Some of the stuff
05:54They call art
05:55Like he could
05:56Some of the stuff
05:57James does
05:58It could like
05:58Qualify as that
05:59They could have
06:00Like a James exhibit
06:01James built
06:02A six foot
06:03Rideable penis
06:04Out of wood
06:05In his garage
06:07Absolutely
06:07You don't think that's art
06:08It just hasn't been
06:09Picked up
06:09By the right outlet
06:11He's a video artist
06:12I think
06:12And a live performance artist
06:14Yeah
06:14He is
06:14You're right
06:15He is
06:15He's amazing
06:16Don't sign me up for that
06:18No
06:18I'm gonna be editing
06:19That compilation
06:20He's gonna pay me
06:20A dozen donuts
06:22Yeah that is how
06:23He tends to pay
06:24He does
06:25He has
06:25Paid in donuts
06:27Someone said
06:28Get in a bag
06:28Of Halloween candy
06:29Yeah