Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some weird collections people have found or have themselves. Little coffins, a man who collects music boxes and pictures of genitalia were a few to make the list.
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00:00have you ever encountered someone with a really weird collection yeah have you ever encountered
00:13someone with a really weird collection and did it turn you off them i'm talking about dating
00:18my dildo collection is not weird it's very weird and it did turn us off we talked in the past of
00:24course about chuck's miniature figurines and by the time i saw them in your house you were married
00:28but i do think that if some women if you were in the dating world and a woman came into a man's house
00:35and he had a whole table full of miniature figurines and all the paint and supplies yes that would turn
00:40some women off it'd be tough it's tough yes you know it's tough um you really have to not care about
00:47life which is where i was at uh so when you saw them yes you were in the not caring about life
00:54face i get it now andy you have a couple of helmets but i wouldn't call it a collection
00:59no it's not a collection no i have i used to have like a really cool collection of like x-men action
01:05figures and i was a real nerd and i remember one time uh i was excited to have them displayed at
01:11the library very cool amazing i've never heard that yeah it was a very nerdy time for me i was like
01:18this should get the check oh yeah because i thought they that library would they'd let you
01:27like uh all kinds of people could like display their collections and i remember being like these
01:32collections are lame have you not seen the latest x-men action figures yeah so i went and i set them
01:38all up and i was like i just i was like why is nobody excited why is nobody you were waiting i was
01:45willing to get upset at the reaction of the crowd i was like there should be a line out the door for
01:51that i get it why is nobody excited you were waiting to explain your collection i was i wanted to
01:57i was excited to share it have you encountered someone with a weird collection noah so um a buddy of
02:05mind i i get uh stuff from him but walked into his house and he had racks of just um two foot by one
02:14foot coffin mini coffins yeah like little mini coffins and my first question was what's in those
02:23and um his answer was they were little dolls so he travels a lot and each little coffin was from a
02:32different country with a different doll from that country yeah you shouldn't hang out with him
02:38anymore you can't you shouldn't why are the dolls in coffins why are the dolls in coffins you know
02:44you gotta let that guy go you know he's a serial killer he obviously he's eventually there'll be
02:49little he collects a doll uh in a coffin from every country he murders somebody yeah that's like the
02:54person's soul all right uh back to the phones here we're talking about uh your you know extremely
03:01odd collection you've encountered what was it for you john uh yeah penis balls uh so ever since i was
03:09younger i have collected uh music boxes i don't know why i've just always been so obsessed with them
03:15and uh when i no go ahead i just said oh go ahead go ahead that stopped him in his tracks okay can you
03:24guys hear me yes yes music boxes yeah so i i have probably about like 50 of them or 60 of them now
03:33in a case and a big glass hutch and my wife absolutely can't stand them no wonder no you are so lucky first
03:39of all you have a wife married yeah that's impressive that is impressive unbelievable so be just be happy
03:45with that yeah and it's tough it's a weird thing to get into i'll say that right now i'm gonna let you
03:50know no what kind of what kind of ones like give us a couple of ideas of a couple of the music boxes
03:55you have well my favorite ones i have a lot of ones that actually like do stuff i have ones that
04:00have like dancers and birds i also have one about the one my wife hates the most is it looks like a
04:06rocking chair but while it's going it moves away when it's winding it moves on its own and it looks
04:11kind of like it's haunted and it just freaks her out yeah i mean it's freaking me out right now
04:16you know it's not it's not normal john right man
04:22you know come on you know let's be honest no for the rest of the world a man collecting music boxes
04:30that ain't right all right john thanks man it's going nowhere like john really loves that stuff
04:39and you're probably on a list oh my god great you hear this noise run oh could you imagine
04:45you're like asleep
04:47what the hell
04:51swear to god i hear a music box
04:54john
04:55hi dave
04:57hello dave
05:02oh no john sorry man
05:04it's just a show dude
05:05um i think we're all in agreement you can't have that no no you can't have that a lady wouldn't
05:14want a man with a music box okay my question is do you think he got married and i it's do you think
05:19he got married after collecting i think he didn't reveal the extent of it until after he was married
05:27i would say and now the wife just has to live with music oh she's made her choice
05:31yeah her husband choice music box man that's samantha hiya tim support command guys support command
05:40so i've been a cable guy for over 20 years so i've seen a lot of collections and
05:47all kinds of stuff yeah um and so i went into a gay couple's house one time and they had
05:55a huge collection of dick pics that had been cut out of magazines and like framed and it was
06:04really kind of bizarre and and uh the funniest thing to me was remember going way back you had a uh
06:12like a cube that would like a photo cube where it was like pictures on every side
06:19yeah yeah and each side was a different dick my god and the the the one picture on the wall
06:29that unfortunately is seared into my brain if you picture like the the captain morgan pose you know
06:36the one leg up yes completely nude but from behind and so he's looking over his shoulder and his
06:43hammer is just hanging down yes and and just showing it off with with pride my question that
06:50i have for you though is did were you able to fix james's cable is that yeah tim you know we still
06:57have issues with that and you know i thought we had some sort of like agreement you know you come to
07:02my house to fix the cable you don't go on our radio show and talk about all the pictures i've cut
07:07out of my playgirl magazines you know that's true he didn't reveal it and maybe keep your hands
07:12yourself i gotta touch my my cube of dong pictures there you know it's impressive mind your business
07:18fix the cable you know do your job you want to see what's on the bottom all right tim thanks man
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