Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the things you or your parents do that is extremely cheap and hear about a guy who was gifted used underwear from a camp lost and found.
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00:00Here's a question for you
00:08Because this guy is so cheap
00:10He does something in his hotel room
00:12That made me want to vomit
00:13Okay
00:15When he travels
00:16And he has to travel a lot, I guess
00:18For work
00:19He won't eat out
00:21He brings his own supplies
00:24So he can make
00:26Hotel bathroom pizza
00:29Like the hair dryer or something
00:32He does it on the bathroom counter
00:35A hotel bathroom counter
00:38Which is just feces and semen
00:41Yes it is
00:43Oh my spit
00:45And hair
00:46Let's not forget my arms
00:49So much
00:50Home and hotel pizza
00:52Three parts flour
00:54Yeast, honey, salt
00:58Add seasonings to cover up the taste of bathroom
01:02One part water
01:03Make sure to check the pH
01:05He's making the dough right on the bathroom counter
01:08Like nothing, not even a piece of parchment paper
01:10Right next to his toilet
01:11Roll baby roll
01:12Oh he rolls it with the ice bucket
01:14Ten dollars heat gun browns cheese fast
01:17I mean
01:19So crispy
01:22Gooey gooey cheesy happy yay
01:25Success
01:27That's gross
01:29So wait that he can cook the dough and melts the cheese at the same time?
01:33That's what he's saying
01:34With the blow dryer?
01:35No that was a heat gun
01:36He can
01:37They're much
01:38Damn
01:39Blow dryers can do everything
01:41Yeah no
01:41Pizza?
01:44Can I tell you that his pizza
01:45There's no way that tastes good
01:47No
01:47There's no way
01:48Disgusting
01:49He made it on a hotel bathroom counter
01:52I feel like he doesn't really even do any of this
01:55No
01:55He's just a gross guy
01:57And made a good video
01:58But still
02:00I mean that's disgusting
02:01There's cheap
02:02And then there's insane
02:03But what's the cheapest thing you'll admit you do
02:07Or your parents did?
02:08We'll start with Wes here
02:09Who's joining us
02:101-855-954-6969
02:13Hi Wes
02:13Hello
02:15How are you?
02:16Morning guys
02:17Pretty good
02:17You admitted something your parents did
02:20They worked at a youth camp
02:23For multiple summers
02:24They're
02:25My mom was the nurse
02:27And father would be the maintenance guy
02:29And they came home for
02:31When they came home
02:33They bought stuff with them from camp
02:36And they even gave out
02:39Christmas presents
02:40From the camp lost and found
02:43Oh
02:44Oh no
02:44Like a shoe or something?
02:47A sock?
02:47Yeah
02:47I got a package with
02:49Three tighty whities
02:51That were neither tighty nor whitey
02:53Oh
02:53Used
02:54Used
02:54Used camp underwear?
02:56Used boys camp underwear
02:58That was your present?
02:59That was his present from his parents
03:01And they weren't
03:02They were soiled as well
03:03Are you okay?
03:04No
03:04He's not okay
03:05He's not okay
03:07Oh no
03:08Yeah
03:08You didn't pick up any of those
03:09So what's been handed down to you?
03:12What do you do now?
03:13Yeah
03:13What do you do like your parents?
03:14You do the polite smile
03:17And then you throw it in the garbage can
03:18On the way out of the driveway
03:19You don't do this stuff yourself though
03:21Like you didn't pick up any of those things
03:23From your parents
03:24Oh absolutely not
03:26I know
03:27Go out of my way
03:28To make sure I get
03:31Just the right thing
03:32For the person
03:32Yeah
03:33Thanks for calling in Wes
03:34You got your sweet
03:35Used camp undies on today
03:37Can I tell you
03:39That if you found my underwear
03:40At a campground
03:42I have left them behind
03:45For a reason
03:45I've done something
03:46Could you imagine knowing
03:47That they were gifted
03:48To another child
03:49When you disposed of them
03:52Because you soiled them
03:54Or something
03:55Unless that child
03:56Is in what I would consider
03:57To be a fifth world country
03:59Fifth
04:00Like a fifth world
04:01I don't even know
04:02How far behind
04:03Like it's basically
04:04Like you guys are cavemen
04:06Can't even do that
04:07Like you're a cave
04:08You can't send your
04:10Discarded soiled undies
04:12Poor fifth world
04:13I'm just saying
04:15I mean like there's
04:15The only thing
04:17What kind of sickle
04:17Puts them in the lost and found
04:19They're garbage
04:20Think about that
04:21It's a camp
04:22They thought they were just
04:23Brown tie dyed underwear
04:24Who claims
04:25Undies
04:26I don't know
04:27I don't know
04:29It's all
04:30Not right
04:30Can I tell you
04:31So like
04:32Even the place
04:33That I go practice baseball at
04:34There's just a box
04:36That's just full
04:38Of like stuff
04:39That people have left behind
04:40And it's like
04:41Half that stuff
04:41It's like
04:42No
04:42Like just
04:43No
04:43No
04:44It's garbage
04:44Right
04:45You would never make this
04:47What
04:47My father was so cheap
04:49He would count out
04:50Four squares of toilet paper
04:51To give to us
04:52When we went to the bathroom
04:53Dad
04:55Mud butt
04:56Yeah
04:57I would
04:58My dad would know
04:59He'd do it a couple times
05:01Be like
05:02Oh boy
05:02Yeah
05:02Here's five
05:04Well that's how you get
05:04To destroy underwear
05:05You get an extra
05:06An extra one for Charlie
05:07He needs it
05:09I tried to do it
05:12We couldn't
05:12Because of Charlie
05:13You know
05:16His diet
05:16His diet
05:18Leaves
05:19Something to be desired
05:22All he eats
05:24Is kingdong
05:24Yeah
05:28That would never
05:28Got constant diarrhea
05:29That would never cut it
05:30No
05:31For a lot of people
05:31Dan's with us next
05:33Hi Dan
05:34Hey
05:35Cheapest thing you
05:36Or someone you know does
05:37So
05:39Growing up
05:40My brother and I
05:41Used to
05:41Basically
05:42Have to clean the baseboards
05:44So my dad
05:45Would have
05:45Used these rags
05:46And he said
05:47That they were
05:47Reusable diapers
05:48That he had as a child
05:49That his dad would
05:50Repurpose
05:51Instead of having to
05:52Buy new rags
05:53So ever since then
05:54I've tried to use
05:57And repurpose
05:58As many rags
05:59As I possibly can
06:00But I don't use
06:00Reusable diapers
06:01Like he did
06:02But I've still
06:02Never been
06:03I've never been
06:04Able to find
06:04Like a really good
06:05Rag like he used
06:06So
06:06Kind of says
06:07Something about
06:07The way people
06:09Made things back then
06:09I guess
06:09That poop really
06:10Broke down the
06:11Finers
06:11Can I tell you
06:12Like so my dad
06:13Same type of thing
06:14And I guess
06:15I never even
06:16Thought about this
06:16But
06:17We had like
06:18Rags
06:19That were
06:21My dad's
06:23Old
06:23White
06:24Undershirts
06:25Cut up
06:26Yeah us too
06:27Yeah
06:27That guy just
06:28Unlocked that
06:29Memory
06:29Yeah
06:29My dad's
06:31Old
06:31White
06:32Undershirts
06:32Underwear
06:33I almost
06:34Not
06:34You
06:34Are you
06:35Cleaning with the
06:36Brighties
06:37Can I
06:37Listen
06:38Lisa
06:38Is that how you keep
06:39Your window
06:40So sorry
06:40Lisa
06:41I believe
06:41Some wore
06:42My dad's
06:43Underwear
06:44You had to
06:44Clean with your
06:45Dad's
06:45Underwear
06:45I never cleaned
06:46Anything in my
06:47Life
06:47Windows always had
06:48A tint to him
06:49Didn't they
06:49I think
06:49I'm telling you
06:51I am not sure
06:53I remember for
06:54Sure that there
06:55Was white
06:56I'd see him like
06:57Cutting up his
06:57White t-shirts
06:58Do I know
06:59Whether or not
07:00He did it with
07:01Underwear
07:01I'm not
07:01Like there's a
07:02Part of me
07:03There's a part of
07:05Me that feels
07:05Like I
07:06Might have
07:08Seen it
07:09But I can't
07:10Tell if it's
07:10Just make
07:11Believe
07:11I don't know
07:13I'd have to
07:14Ask him
07:15I'd have to
07:15Ask him
07:15He would
07:16Admit to it
07:16Because he
07:16Doesn't care
07:17About that
07:17Kind of
07:18Stuff
07:18He'd be like
07:18Of course
07:19I use my
07:19Underwear
07:19Boy
07:20Got that
07:22Car perfectly
07:23Clean
07:23Oh my god
07:25You pull up
07:26And your dad's
07:26Cleaning his
07:27Car with
07:27Underwear
07:28He wouldn't
07:28Care
07:29Whatever
07:30Dad
07:31Are you
07:31Kidding
07:32Oh that
07:32Like that
07:32Honestly
07:33That unlocked
07:34A real
07:35Like a
07:35Shuddery
07:37Type of
07:38Memory
07:38For me
07:39Yeah
07:39You