Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the healing power of breast milk after a story about Serena Williams using her own to heal a sunburn hit the internet. And this is when Jason reveals he applied some of his wife's breast milk to a cut on his neck and it actually worked.
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00:00here's a question for you would you rub bodily juices on yourself I do to cure an infection or
00:11problem what kind of infection let's say you had a really bad sunburn would you rub your juice on
00:18yourself yeah you know he can't produce breast milk but he can produce wow other stuff that's
00:29a hell of a thing huh but Serena Williams says her breast milk healed her sunburn Serena Williams
00:36Serena Williams that's crazy too yeah did it accidentally happen or she was like
00:43squirting it on there she said that she had been told by someone that putting breast milk on wounds
00:52could speed up the healing process well so after a really bad sunburn she figured she'd try it for
00:59like a week and see how it went as it turns out she was pain-free almost immediately you know what
01:06I've used aloe yes aloe works well there's many products yep this was just presented to me what
01:14my wife uh what do you mean presented because I had I like shave my head every day sometimes you know
01:20you get a little scrape and yeah it's like wow you have a big scrape on your neck I'm like yeah she's
01:24like do you have titty milk neck she's like do you want me to put some and I was like no I really
01:28don't want you to put any Jason you got to do it I know well I said no but then she applied it
01:36actually I don't you might have to look but I don't feel the scrape anymore get in here get in here
01:49look at my neck he wants to lick your neck no I don't want to lick it let's see it so how uh how long ago did
01:56you okay we can't you see that there's evidence of healing there's like nothing there anymore
02:04it worked how long how long did it take on the microphone yeah so we got a lot of questions
02:10for you yeah so breast milk makes you like Wolverine yes yeah that's pretty cool just you
02:18gotta have someone ready with breast milk two days ago no way and it's gone yeah so I think I still
02:24have a couple under my like behind my ear yeah but I don't know if that's just from yesterday I cut
02:29myself like on a daily basis huh but it was a pretty big scrape on my neck and uh
02:34yep I just I closed my eyes and was like oh my god because I said no like I'm neosporin in the
02:41hallway closet I could have okay so she knew that it would help oh yeah it was like her first thought
02:46you have a really big scrape you want me to put some I was like I don't it's so messed up
02:50but she's a natural person right you know she's in the business midwife so she knows all the
02:57lactation people okay please hold as Chuck I just have a crazy question for me yeah geez look out
03:06was this applied like fired fired on you straight from the faucet or was it it was applied to the
03:15finger thank god from her nip to the finger then yeah yeah I did that's maybe from a bottle oh no
03:22yeah it was from her wow so now are you gonna just cover yourself in breast milk anytime he gets
03:27cut I guess I should fall and yeah fall and cut your knee yeah I regret saying anything I would
03:33have yeah I always have instant regret but I we appreciate you sharing I can't believe it really
03:37it just actually happened to me see him rolling around in a rose bush later with my wife
03:42yeah dude he's into yeah he likes it that's my soul thing he liked it that's his new fetish yeah
03:49Jesse you're never gonna believe it yeah fell right down the stairs Jason's into cutting I think he's
03:55cutting himself he's always bandaged he's writing his name on his arm and stuff that is show you are
04:01our Serena Williams yeah yeah I've always wanted to be we've always said that show Serena Williams
04:07it's our Serena Williams wow someone said I've used breast milk for ear infections and pink eye
04:14works incredible breast milk so many uses will get rid of any rash helped with my hemorrhoids
04:22that's a wild shot oh my god yes can you imagine time to throw that prep I mean you guys are in love
04:32if you're shooting breast milk into a man's anus that is love that's like nothing I could ever
04:39dream of my goodness also we've just probably unlocked some new fetish for all for sure
04:44breast milk in the yes now I know what his only fans is really gonna be all about
04:49breast milk out of us yes oh my god crazy stuff well Dave would have strep throat every other week
04:56breast milk helped my daughter's psoriasis cleared it up in a week
05:03wow what is going on in breast milk breast milk healed my yeast infection oh my god it's like the
05:11grail at the end of Indiana Jones it really is he poured on Sean Connery and healing
05:15I had a sore throat drank from my wife's tap sore throat gone the next day I wonder how long you drank
05:26for gotta try and feed your kids breast milk women yeah gosh yeah magic who knew to keep uh to keep
05:36some of it around you say he drank it for a throat infection yeah yeah that's where you draw the line
05:42yep make your throat not doing that oh god I know there's people that do it that's not my deal I come
05:48in here with a bottle of breast milk instead of my water bottle you know it's it's got it's got the
05:53nipple on top of it it's like a normal thing with a nipple I'm drinking it out of a Stanley cup yeah
05:58exactly but the end of it is a little awkward um I've been using it for a couple of years this guy said
06:04my skin is amazing now and my hair is incredible what does he get it for a couple years because you
06:11can buy it online have you thought Jason because you know you got the same hairdo as I as I do
06:19putting a little bit of that on top and seeing what happens I'll see if it grows back see if your hair
06:24grows back get her in the shower with you yeah might as well shampoo tonight there's a golden shower
06:29and then there's a white shower oh wow oh man wow it's not it's too much detail but it's not so
06:36white yes no I know it can be yellow I've seen it I've seen it be blue oh when you freeze it yeah
06:43freeze it up you'll see yeah breast milk on my neck it's crazy I gotta say if I do it if I knew it
06:50would clear something up I wouldn't whatever it's just milk from a breast would you do it from a random
06:57person no no my wife was breastfeeding and she said hey this could I would be like Jason and say
07:03okay let's go let's try it out I was so skeptical I'm like there's no why are you gonna rub that on me
07:08like I just don't believe it's gonna do anything you know you got so many spiritual metaphysical
07:14ideas you can't even see it yeah I mean there was like a huge scrape from the razor oh wow
07:19the healing powers of titty milk it's nuts uh breast milk head to toe in breast milk all the time
07:27all the time breasty today my beard glisten something something sour yeah
07:33no it's Jason he just oh it's Jason is that Jason's wife on line one yeah oh geez so there you go
07:40breast milk heels and uh our own Jason is proof yep never thought about the powers of the boob yeah
07:47thought when I brought that up we'd be never have someone in studio testify I thought about it now if
07:53I cut myself if I cut myself and someone was like I'm just gonna rub my breasts on there oh that's
07:59different and that will yes the healing power of Al Beck rub me with your breasts oh my god nope
08:07I healed right up no thanks how's it feel now I can't even tell it was there much worse