Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the time was dressed in traditional Indian attire for a wedding and had to stop and pump gas in his size 14 curly-toed shoes.
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00:00part of my weekend also involved i don't know why i went along but amber was looking for uh
00:12we're going to an indian wedding in a couple of weeks right and i've given up wearing indian
00:17clothes i did it as you know risk to be respectful to amber's parents when we first got well you
00:22guys are just breaking all the rules now i know right okay no more outfits no we can have ham
00:29i'm gonna eat ham at the indian wedding no i can't don't do that i can't do that uh but um amber is
00:36getting an outfit she needed a new outfit for this wedding we're going to so we go to this store
00:41you they still treat it like they're in india oh meaning the price means nothing okay you have to
00:52so the price yes you guys it is exhausting and i don't understand like i like going into a store
00:59saying oh that's 7.99 let's take it i got it's mine up to the register 7.99 there you go we don't need
01:05to talk about anything i like it let's bring it up so the as amber's trying on stuff i'm just sitting
01:11in a chair right i'm just doing the guy thing i'm sitting in a chair and they i watch there's these
01:15two women with their kids they come in they had been in there this store before we got there they
01:20had been trying on outfits because i saw them coming out of the changing room stuff they go up
01:24to the guy and he's like okay this is 250 this is 30 this is 20 she's like i'll give you 50
01:32like the total was like 300 and something she offered him 50 oh my god and he's like you insult me
01:39oh no now it's a thing now it's a thing and i'm like oh damn i'm like a front row seat for this
01:45you guys they went back and forth she went to 60 he's like you you still suck
01:50she went to 75 finally she's like 100 final offer and he's like get out of my store get out
01:59she got thrown out she got thrown out no no they spent like an hour picking stuff out
02:05man this culture's rough i don't get it i don't and then they left and i'm like what
02:10you wasted all that time like you how much did you think you have to go down you go down a little
02:16bit right and so amber did like amber did she knows i can't do that like if something has to be
02:21bartered i send in amber because i can't do it no i can't do it i'm with you dave nope no so i send
02:27it but anyway she did it and she and yeah she got them down to a reasonable price for both of them
02:32it was a nice transaction and away she went but i've never seen dave in any of his outfits because i
02:37will never let those photos leave i've heard all the stories like you have to pump gas and the
02:41shoes right right yeah yeah i had the curly shoes on everything which i would have i thought you
02:48would have gotten gas before you got no no i know the whole thing was a disaster but i swore like day
02:59of my life if i saw somebody in curly shoes at the gas station like there would be like three
03:05weeks where i just that's all i talk about and everybody would be like tell me about their day
03:10i'd be like that's great but two weeks ago i saw at a gas station a man in curly aladdin shoes
03:16size 14 at that giant curly aladdin shoes i would love to hear it every time
03:23please tell me again about it two and a half weeks ago you won't believe what i saw
03:29it's so funny that you didn't pre-plan and get gas before you go that's right it was a whole thing
03:39you guys i wasn't even supposed to be driving and then at the last minute how can you drive in curly
03:45i didn't even think about that either yeah i'm surprised like cops would be like you can't drive in
03:51curly shoes what are you street legal curly shoes what would be great is if you went to jail for
04:01that and then at the end you had to get your curly shoes back like you had to sign the papers for
04:06your curly shoes my curly shoes please oh man that was great yeah no it was that was a night for sure
04:14me and my my indian because the the jackets are so long they come down to your knees right so it
04:20almost likes looks like a long dress but you're that you're wearing pants underneath and then my
04:26curly shoes yeah it just doesn't go with your style you know amber's parents had those custom
04:31made for me in india right like they don't sell size 14 curly shoes so they had to like do an order
04:36like an indian cobbler they had to call someone and say can you cobble some 14s for us
04:42he was like make shoes for a giant okay there is a giant that needs the curly shoes i will
04:47cobble them for you immediately tossing a couple of magic beans for free he told stories of it to
04:54the others i got an order for giant shoes from america apparently the people over there are gigantic
05:03i made shoes for shaquille o'neal
05:05no i'm sure he did i'm sure he's never seen size 14 before like it's definitely not something
05:12they stocked yeah they had to custom make them yeah i just found them actually i'll have to see if
05:19i'll bring them in one day i'll never wear them oh please but at least i'll let you see them
05:24they were the most uncomfortable things i've ever worn currently shoes sound uncomfortable if i saw
05:31this cobbler i'd give them hell because these were not nikes by any means they were not not good i had
05:39like the worst like middle of my foot blister because they came to a point right like in the
05:46middle of my foot good oh how long did you have to wear those for like 16 hours because well remember
05:51this was the wedding we went to that uh on the invitation it said seven yeah i know it started
05:56at midnight or something yeah we got there at seven the people didn't even start setting up the hall
06:01until nine oh we sat for two hours then we left to go to wendy's i had to go through the drive-thru
06:06of my whole garb and that's when i got gassed and then we went back to the hall and uh yeah finally i
06:14think around 11 30 things got going wow that was a weird day for the people at wendy's too they're
06:19like a genie just came in i think they had to talk about that story
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