Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a California Women's Prison that will be closing due to allegations that prisoners would trade sexual favors for fried chicken. They then find out that Chuck would do the same for a bucket of KFC.
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00:00a notorious prison in california known as club fed for celebrity inmates like felicity huffman
00:12and laurie laughlin is now going to be shut down after years of rampant abuse by staff
00:19some of the inmates at fci dublin located about 21 miles east of oakland california
00:25were being moved to other prisons yesterday when officials announced plans to shut the facility
00:31down sex between a prisoner and a worker of course is illegal but apparently it happened here all the
00:44time with the average trade being a bucket of kfc for sex you know what jason said about that 850
00:54if i was in jail for kfc what you would do oh my god i'm open i'm open for business
01:04yeah how good would that chicken be oh my god duck would definitely be belly dancing
01:09and then what could i get what could i get i'm the guy with the chicken after
01:16oh so then you're gonna use that chicken yes i mean i am gonna give up all my holes
01:23to get the chicken but once i get the chicken am i not in some of the upper echelon the
01:35weirdest episode of oz ever yeah it is holes for chicken he gives his holes up to one of the guards
01:44and gets the chicken then he runs this place after he's got two of the biggest guys in the world
01:50because he gives them chicken breasts which one of your holes is up for grabs none of them and then
01:55you put the chicken down all of them yeah take what you need how many breasts are in that bucket
02:02you know about two that's about it two that's crazy but that's how bad you'd want it right
02:09yeah listen what i believe it would be torture to just go to a prison and just walk through there
02:17with a bucket just walk the the hallway with a bucket and watch the riot happen oh yeah that smell
02:27that smell that smell undeniable you can't that's a slogan for kfc i start stabbing everybody
02:34yeah shake shake shake you'll open your holes for it yeah i'd be screaming like i'll give you my
02:41holes get in here hey relax there you just want a piece of chicken yeah oh okay i was i would have
02:51given you all my holes i don't need your holes you're just a piece of chicken i've said it i've said it on
02:56the outside here everybody's getting chicken today oh jeez someone should have told me i just gave
03:02all my holes to a guy it's chicken day you know chicken day there's a chicken day here we're
03:09having a special chicken day oh i thought it was all my holes day you offered them all up though yeah
03:14there's like six guys
03:16yikes holy smokes well guys no uh former hollywood madam heidi fleiss
03:26who served three years of her tax evasion and money laundering charges at this facility
03:31said it was common knowledge that guards had sexual relationships with prisoners
03:36she said she's shocked it's closing but she wasn't surprised at the same time because
03:42everyone knew what was going on there um she said they would f guards to get fried chicken
03:50it became the regular thing
03:52uh she said i remember one woman bumping into me and saying look at this
03:57then she showed me her new lingerie as she was eating a bucket of kfc
04:02yeah that's a fantasy you had oh my god that's chuck in his lingerie eating his bucket of chicken
04:09yeah i'd watch that show she said wow that's nice but the hollywood madam said what i really thought
04:19was none of my girls ever had to f for fried chicken well no but they weren't in prison yet
04:24yeah you know you're right they weren't in prison yet she initially did uh four months of her time
04:32at the facility's medium security camp which is known as club fed where other famous inmates like
04:37felicity huffman and laurie laughlin did their time for their involvement in the college admissions scandal
04:41but she threw a chair at a guard once so she was sent to the big house
04:45wow that's a mistake huh yeah like that's a big mistake when you're in club fed yeah you're in the
04:52easy prison and it's just like hot people sunning themselves outside and then you throw a chair at
04:59somebody and then you're in the real clink like what an error oh massive error oh martha stewart
05:08didn't she go to this place oh yeah she probably banged a lot i thought they sent her to a hard
05:13corner i think it was somewhere else yeah i thought they sent her to like a real one no no no no she
05:19went to one cupcake or something they call it oh yeah that was that's where also where chuck wants to
05:24go do you know what i do for cupcakes alderson federal prison oh okay well for martha stewart's
05:31chicken too oh my god she could have them right now
05:35you're just a whore i am turns out but yeah so they uh so much this was just the norm there so
05:45they decided they had to shut it down close the facility for good i bet martha stewart's never
05:50heard anybody say that to her offer up all their holes who knows you never know in prison because
05:56you're a fan oh yeah listen martha i love your work you can have all my holes you do amazing pine
06:02cone crash yes i'll get you whatever supplies you need glue you're that desperate yeah you'll do
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