Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the Instagram Live video Shannon Sharpe shared of him engaging in some sexual activity. Chuck had a similar experience but it wasn't sex, it was his private conversations with his cat, Tommy Biscuits.
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00:00An eyebrow-raising video of a sex act was streamed on Shannon Sharpe's social media account yesterday.
00:15The Hall of Famer insisting it was not his doing.
00:19The ESPN employee went live, and while the former tight end's face did not appear,
00:25a moaning woman is heard throughout several clips that have spread on the internet,
00:31and then clips which clearly sound like Shannon Sharpe giving it to her.
00:37Yeah.
00:38He said this at first.
00:40Beware, my Instagram was hacked this morning.
00:42My team and I are working vigorously to figure this out.
00:46And then deleted that.
00:49And then late last night admitted, that was me.
00:53He did.
00:55He did.
00:56I was banging.
00:58Oh, my God.
00:59Yeah.
00:59The video is up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
01:02Even the uncensored clip, if you can handle it, we can't let you hear it here.
01:09I'm going to tell you some of the stuff I heard.
01:11Yeah, I was going to say I thought that there was some lines that were uttered.
01:15There you go, baby.
01:16Yeah.
01:17There you go.
01:18There you go, baby.
01:20Don't say it that way.
01:21I'm telling you how it sounded.
01:23That is not how Shannon Sharpe sounds.
01:25Absolutely it is.
01:26It's not.
01:27He has such a distinct voice, too.
01:28Yeah, he does not sound like that.
01:30It's probably off-putting.
01:31I don't want to hear him.
01:33Someone even captioned it.
01:34They were able to caption the video, so I think they know the woman in it is Michelle.
01:38So the internet's been going through his list of people he follows, and they think they
01:42found Michelle.
01:43Oh, wow.
01:43They did.
01:43Of course.
01:44The internet can find anything.
01:46Also, he says, how's baby feeling?
01:48No.
01:49How's baby feeling?
01:49Let me write to some of these.
01:50How's baby feeling?
01:52And then a lot of like, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, like guttural grunts.
01:57I don't like any of this.
01:58Then it ends off with some kissing after the finale.
02:03There's a recap.
02:04Dave's recap of the porn I had to sit through this morning.
02:08Can someone sync that up with his video now?
02:11Maybe we can make a copy of the video with just Dave's sounds.
02:17Yeah.
02:17Yeah.
02:18I like that idea.
02:19There you go, baby.
02:19Let's work on that.
02:20There you go, baby.
02:21Let's work on that.
02:21There you go.
02:23Yep.
02:23He says, obviously, I'm embarrassed.
02:26Someone that's extremely private to have one of my most intimate details,
02:31the audio, heard for the world to hear.
02:33I'm embarrassed for a number of reasons.
02:35There are a lot of people that count on me to be professional at all times,
02:38and I always try to be professional even when I'm behind closed doors.
02:41I'm disappointed in myself, not for the act.
02:43There are billions of people that consent and engage in activities like that,
02:49but for the audio to be heard, that's what I'm disappointed in.
02:53Yeah.
02:53I made a phone mistake yesterday.
02:56My phone just sent something to somebody that it shouldn't have.
03:01Yesterday?
03:02Oh, no.
03:03It wasn't great, and I had to send a quick little, hey, that was not,
03:11I did not plan for that to go to you.
03:15It just did.
03:16No, like what my phone does all the time, seemingly, is like,
03:19say I get a text from somebody, I go in, I respond to it or whatever,
03:26and then I close my phone or put my phone in my pocket or whatever.
03:32It will open that conversation back up and then start recording.
03:39Start recording?
03:40My phone just records.
03:43Yeah, no, I know what you're talking about, dude.
03:44It's audio, it's an audio recording.
03:46Yeah, so then you weren't making any Shannon Sharp noises, were you?
03:49No, it was, I wish I was, it would have been less embarrassing.
03:54Oh, no.
03:55No, I was talking to Tommy Biscuits.
03:58Oh, my God, how embarrassing.
04:00Exactly.
04:01Your private man cat talk has been sent to someone?
04:05Yep.
04:05To the person.
04:07Where's the little biscuits?
04:09Yeah, the conversation between a man and his cat is the same.
04:12Can you even imagine it, Andy?
04:13You know.
04:14That is terrible.
04:15Okay, you know.
04:16About the things I've sent to Bitty G and Green.
04:18You know, I was, I thought I was alone.
04:21I was alone.
04:22I know.
04:22And so, what's insane is so, like, at some point I looked down and realized it was being
04:31recorded, and in a panic, I went to, like, cancel it, and it just went.
04:38No, no.
04:39Like, it'll be like an hour of audio, too.
04:42It was, it was.
04:44Oh, no.
04:45Can you give us a little example of how it sounded?
04:47I don't, no.
04:48No, just, I mean, how do you normally speak to Tommy Biscuits?
04:50Hi, Tommy, how are you?
04:51That's not how it is.
04:52Tom, are you speaking in a little baby voice?
04:54Thomas?
04:55Sir Thomas Biscuits?
04:56Do you speak in a baby voice?
04:57I don't know what I did.
04:58Honestly, I don't know what I did.
05:00But I, uh.
05:02With my little biscuits.
05:03Could you unsend it?
05:04Isn't there that option?
05:05So, then I go in to try and unsend it, and it, all I did was erase it.
05:11And I was like, okay, well, it's erased.
05:16And then I was like, no, but it's not erased.
05:18It's only erased for me.
05:19Yeah, if they've already seen it.
05:20So, then I had to send her a thing saying, I apologize.
05:27I believe I just sent you an audio recording of me talking to my cat.
05:32That's so embarrassing.
05:33And she said, laugh out loud, yes, you did.
05:36I talked to him, too.
05:37He's a good cat.
05:39But thank you.
05:40You talk to cats differently than you talk to dogs.
05:43You sure do.
05:44You think so?
05:45Really?
05:45Even I talk to Jameson, and I probably wouldn't want people like, where's my little buddy?
05:50Where's my little buddy?
05:51I don't care if people heard me talk.
05:53Well, Betty Jean Green's a girl cat, too.
05:55So, like, I'm extra.
05:55I'm always like, Betty Jean Green.
05:57Mew, mew, mew.
05:58Mew, mew, mew.
05:59Come here, B, mew, mew.
06:00And then she'll, like, walk up to me.
06:01I'm like, who's the prettiest lady?
06:03Who's the prettiest lady?
06:05Like, I couldn't imagine having to be like, a southern lady?
06:08Do you send that audio to someone?
06:08That's what I'm saying.
06:09Oh, my God.
06:10I know.
06:10It's like very Buffalo Billish.
06:12Who's the prettiest lady?
06:12You're crazy.
06:14It's Buffalo Billish.
06:15Walk you.
06:16Okay.
06:17The way that Tommy interacts with me is that, and this must have been, like, why I just walked
06:24in.
06:25He puts on a little show for you.
06:26Like, he'll roll around on the ground.
06:28He wants you to scratch his belly and do all these things.
06:31And so I'm doing all that.
06:33Like, the initial conversation with your cat or dog when you first get home is fairly
06:40embarrassing, I would say.
06:41Yeah.
06:41It's fairly embarrassing.
06:43So, yeah.
06:44It wasn't a Shannon Sharp.
06:47That would have been a lot worse.
06:49That would have been a lot worse.
06:50Like, a dog, you're like, good boy.
06:51You're like, that's a good boy.
06:53Like, that wouldn't be as embarrassing.
06:54Like, a cat's different.
06:55No, a cat, I guess, is different.
06:56Yeah, you're a little bit in stock.
06:58A man and a cat.
06:59Who's the prettiest lady?
07:00Yeah.
07:00I don't want that getting out.
07:02I did that just to help Chuck.
07:04I was embarrassed doing it.
07:06Even if you don't say all that stuff, I appreciate it.
07:09You notice he never will even give us a taste of what he says.
07:12No, he won't.
07:13Or the voice he uses.
07:14Yeah.
07:14Nope.
07:15That's for him and just serious stuff.
07:17It's for him and you and this random lady.
07:19Yeah.
07:20Random lady.
07:21Random lady.
07:22It'll be forever the three of your secrets.
07:24Hopefully, someone you know, okay, enough.
07:29Right.
07:30But it's not too embarrassing.
07:31Yeah.
07:31Not like your doctor or anything.
07:32Oh, my God.
07:33It's easier than you think.
07:36You know, I don't know what Shannon Sharp was doing, what he was clicking.
07:40There you go, baby.
07:41There you go, baby.
07:42Have you ever had, like, if you have sex, you leave your phone out of the room, like,
07:48just to be sure?
07:48No, you're crazy.
07:49You are nuts.
07:50You're so crazy that you will not even put your phone in the room.
07:54I have.
07:55Because you hear stories like this.
07:57Yeah, I know you do.
07:57You're like, you don't want that stuff to go on.
07:59I have, like.
08:00I always have it on.
08:00Double, like, the screen has lit up.
08:03And I'm like, you know, just pop over for a sec.
08:08Make sure it's off.
08:10Like, oh, it was just a text.
08:11It's never my phone.
08:12It would never be my phone.
08:14It's always the other person's phone that is going nuts during it.
08:18And I'm just, I'd always just feel like, oh, that's every other guy.
08:22I think I've turned my phone off before.
08:25Like, yeah.
08:26Like, powered it right down.
08:27Powered it off.
08:28I've never been worried about my phone.
08:29But, like, when I used to stream a lot, like, I was weird about my camera, man.
08:33You'd hide that.
08:34You'd block it.
08:35I'd take my camera, put it face down on the ground.
08:38Yeah.
08:38I would have a camera unplugged facing the wall because I was so scared of it.
08:42Yeah, yeah.
08:43Even if it's not even plugged in, it could somehow get me.
08:46And it was facing just the wall.
08:47That's a smart thing to do.
08:48It is smart.
08:49You don't want any mistakes.
08:51Yeah.
08:52No.
08:52Not at all.
08:53I can't have any.
08:54I can't have any in front of the computer mistakes.
08:57No.
08:57Someone said, can we be honest?
08:58What psycho talks to their pet in a normal voice?
09:01No.
09:01Yeah, no one.
09:02Yeah.
09:02Right?
09:03No.
09:03Like, anyone with a pet can relate.
09:05If they don't have a pet, that's when people could find it really strange.
09:08Yeah.
09:09That's hilarious.
09:10I find it hilarious.
09:13Sometimes you're trying to still be, like, a cool guy.
09:15Right.
09:16You know?
09:16Yes.
09:16Like, you're still trying to make an impression of, like, I'm kind of a cool guy.
09:20Right.
09:20You know?
09:20And then that just sort of shatters off.
09:22Talking to your cat's very private.
09:24Yeah.
09:24It is.
09:25It's a moment.