Former Philadelphia Mayor Frank Rizzo gives a reporter his secret recipe. Enough to feed one, two, three, four a youse.
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00:00It's almost an embarrassment that we live in this city and that we don't, you know, I think you're right though, Preston.
00:07Stop and check it out, at least to some degree.
00:09Why groups of people decided that it would be a good idea to memorialize this person in that form.
00:15Also, don't hesitate now and then to throw a rope around on it and attach to your boat hitch.
00:21That why is intriguing to me as well. What the hell is the point of dragging a statue into the river?
00:25But, you know, when I heard the news report it this morning, they reported it as if, like, here we go again.
00:30Now, there was only one other incident, but still.
00:33There's a lot of statues being pulled down for various reasons, whether you had it down south with the Confederate statues and things of that nature.
00:39And if they believe, well, you know, there's a, it's kind of a thing.
00:44But this thing seemed like, what's that about?
00:47Hey, what did Rizzo do that was so great that he gets a statue?
00:51He was just a really popular mayor.
00:52I mean, like, he was larger than life in a bunch of different ways, in stature.
00:57And so, because of his tactics, he was well-known.
01:00He left his mark, good and bad, and deserved a statue as a result.
01:05Yeah.
01:06You're a real crumbum.
01:07And he gave us that.
01:09If that, honestly, I would give him a statue just for that.
01:12For crumbum?
01:12I'll take you out back, bunches.
01:14Yeah.
01:15My arm's tied behind my back.
01:17Yeah.
01:17I'll pound you into the pavement, I will.
01:20That whole audio, you look like a lush to me.
01:22He's telling the reporter, would you care to talk to, CBS?
01:25You look like a lush.
01:28I'll pound you into the pavement.
01:30You want to relive that?
01:31Yes, I do.
01:31All right, Casey's finding the audio of Frank Rizzo when he was confronted.
01:37He wasn't happy about it.
01:38He was out walking his dog.
01:39Maybe the Viking was the Nordic Frank Rizzo.
01:43They were confronting him about that.
01:45You look like a lush to me.
01:46What's your story?
01:51I hit you with my shield.
01:52I'll take you out back and hit you with my shield.
01:55Yeah.
01:55What are you?
01:56You're a crumbum.
02:00You can't find it, Case?
02:01I don't know.
02:03Here, let's try this one.
02:03Crumbum.
02:04Go.
02:05Crumbum, see Frank Rizzo.
02:06It says Rizzo.
02:09See crumbum.
02:09This says call Stan Bowman.
02:11Here we go.
02:12Yeah, that's it.
02:12There is a Stan Bowman from Channel 3 News.
02:14Could we...
02:15How are you?
02:16Fine, sir.
02:16How are you?
02:16Good.
02:17Could we talk with you for just a moment?
02:18No, I'm busy.
02:19You couldn't answer any of our questions?
02:20I wouldn't talk to you under any condition.
02:22Why is that, sir?
02:23Crick at it.
02:24Scram.
02:25Get out of here.
02:25It's all right.
02:25Scram.
02:26Hit the road.
02:27Scram.
02:27You luscha.
02:29Why are you?
02:29Get away from me.
02:31I'm now a private citizen.
02:33Yes, sir.
02:33You get away from me.
02:34We're allowed to be on the streets, sir.
02:35I don't want to talk to you.
02:36Get away from me.
02:37How do you feel about the security guards being taken off of you, sir?
02:40Get away from me or I'm going to throw you out in the middle of the street, sir.
02:43I'm going to throw you right out there.
02:45One more question.
02:46I'm telling you, get away from me.
02:48You were the symbol of law and order in Philadelphia, sir, for many years.
02:51People looked up to you and respected you.
02:53Look, creep.
02:53Get out of here.
02:54How could you justify your actions at our cameras last Monday in front of your house?
02:57You're a creep.
02:58We're a member of the media.
02:59We'd like to have an answer to our questions.
03:01You're a creep.
03:01Why did you attack our cameras, sir?
03:03Get it all.
03:03Don't miss any of it.
03:04You're a creep.
03:05Get away from me.
03:07Would you answer the question?
03:08Dude, he had great pipes.
03:09He really did.
03:10His voice.
03:11Get away from me.
03:13He could do movie trailers.
03:14This weekend at the Community Cinema Pucks.
03:18You're a creep.
03:20Get away from me.
03:21Would you answer the question?
03:22You know, you hide behind that press card.
03:24I'm not hiding behind anything, sir.
03:26I just wanted to get some answers.
03:27I'll tell you what to do.
03:27There's a gang of yous here.
03:29There's enough of you here.
03:30By myself, I'll take yous physically.
03:33Well, I'm not asking you to take me physically.
03:34Well, get away from me.
03:35Well, sir, I'm on the public street.
03:37I should be authorized to be here.
03:39I'll break it off.
03:41I'll break it off.
03:41I'll break it off.
03:42Physically and mentally.
03:43I'll get inside your brain.
03:45This is after he was mayor.
03:47Yeah.
03:47You know?
03:48You'd think he'd be happy in retirement.
03:50He didn't care.
03:51Big dude, though.
03:52You see him next to the reporter.
03:54He's a big dude.
03:55Hey, get away from me.
03:56I think the statue is one-to-one scale.
04:00Yeah, yeah.
04:00I'll break it over your head.
04:02I'll break it over your head.
04:04Hang on, let's go back.
04:06I'll break it over your head.
04:09Get away from me, you crumb.
04:12That's a challenge, except I'll put my dog away, and I'll come back.
04:16And you got one, two, three.
04:19And I'll do it along with you.
04:19One, two, three.
04:20Follow me.
04:21Let me just put Fifi back in the house.
04:24Come on, Fifi.
04:25Heel.
04:26It is kind of a little dog, right?
04:27Yeah.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Three.
04:28No?
04:29No.
04:29I can't see the dog.
04:31I was incorrect.
04:32I thought he had a little poodle with you.
04:34Daddy loves you.
04:34Yeah.
04:36Give me kisses.
04:37Give me love monster kisses.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Now I'm going to come back and kill yous all.
04:43Beat you to death with a tire iron and then dance in your blood.
04:47Who wants to do this?
04:49Who wants to do this?
04:50Who wants to do this?
04:52I'm going to put you in the house now.
04:54All right.
04:55Don't be scared.
04:58Daddy has to go kill the bad men.
05:02I'm coming to kill you now.
05:03Calm down.
05:04Did you lose your chew toy?
05:06Did you lose your chew toy?
05:07It's under the sofa.
05:08Wait right here.
05:09Daddy needs to go kill the report.
05:16Yes, I know.
05:20Get up in the living room window.
05:22You want to see Daddy kill the bad men?
05:24That's right.
05:27Set some off where he's got a nice view of this trip.
05:29I'm doing this for you.
05:31Yeah.
05:32Three.
05:33And I'll do it along with you.
05:34It's in the back of that fence.
05:35Just the three of us.
05:36Four of us.
05:37Me and you.
05:38Four or five.
05:39I tell you what.
05:40Call some of the family members.
05:42Bring them out here too.
05:44Show you what kind of a man you are.
05:45You're less than a man.
05:47You're a less man.
05:48Okay.
05:49You're a crumb creep.
05:50A crumb creep?
05:51You're a moon creep pie creep crumb.
05:54You're creme.
05:55You're creep brulee.
05:57That's what you are.
05:58Creep brulee.
06:00As if someone's taken a little, one of them little torches and fried the top of your head
06:04into like a caramelized sugary thing.
06:07You are creep brulee.
06:08Brulee.
06:14You know what you like?
06:15You like one of them fancy desserts with the thin shell on top but underneath you just pudding.
06:20Just pansy pudding creep crumb pansy crumb creep crumb crumb brulee creep crumb.
06:26With sugar on top.
06:29At this point, they've just shut up.
06:31They just let them know.
06:32Because they are like, we are getting gold right now.
06:35Just let this roll.
06:36Put that on camera.
06:38You're a crumb on the three of yous.
06:40And I challenge you.
06:41He wouldn't talk early.
06:42I'm not talking to you, right?
06:44I'm not talking to you.
06:45And now, Stan Bowman hasn't said anything for like five minutes.
06:51He actually fell asleep.
06:53What are you, Stan?
06:53Are you asleep?
06:54Wake up.
06:55I'm sorry.
06:56I had a long night.
06:58Where did your dog go?
06:59I put him inside.
07:00Didn't you see?
07:01There he is.
07:02And they're looking in the window there.
07:04Just me.
07:06There is a winner here.
07:07You're a crumb creep coward.
07:10You can't take...
07:11You won't stand up to him.
07:12I'm standing up.
07:13We're not here to fight.
07:14We're here to get some answers to some questions.
07:15That's all.
07:16I want to fight you.
07:17Why is that?
07:18Because you're a crumb creep lush coward.
07:21You don't...
07:22A crumb creep...
07:22He keeps adding on.
07:24Lush coward.
07:24It started with one.
07:25And you're a Methodist.
07:26Now he's up to four.
07:28What?
07:29He's up to four.
07:30I don't know.
07:32I'm running out of desserts and various disgusting things.
07:35Are you keeping a list?
07:37Do you know?
07:38Like, okay, you're a crumb, you're a creep.
07:39Wait a second here.
07:40You're yellow.
07:41I keep a list for things like this.
07:43You are a jackass crumb, crumb creep, cram crumb.
07:47Ah, that's the wrong list.
07:49That's the potential dog names.
07:54I'm thinking about getting another one, huh?
07:56It was in the chest on the hill.
07:57Hey, wait a second.
07:57Honey, where's my reported bad name list?
08:02It's in the closet.
08:03No, I looked in there.
08:06I was looking for the dog's chew toy.
08:10I'll get back to you.
08:11What's your number?
08:11Give me your number.
08:13By the way, Marissa...
08:13I remembered it!
08:16By the way...
08:17He gets a call late at night.
08:20No, he calls him back later on.
08:22Better call this guy up.
08:23Yeah, yeah.
08:29You're a yellow crumb snake.
08:33Have a lovely evening.
08:34Thank you very much.
08:35Yeah.
08:35Have a lovely evening.
08:36You forgot creep.
08:38Oh, you crumb crumb creep cram.
08:40You're an apple crumb...
08:41You're an apple crumb creep cake.
08:44A la...
08:45A la moron.
08:46All right, that wasn't that good.
08:50A la moron.
08:51Scratch everyone off.
08:52That's not good.
08:53Yeah, that's...
08:53I think I'm...
08:54When I try to do French desserts,
08:55it doesn't work out.
08:56Spick-hole-ing.
08:58I stick with the German stuff.
09:03Oh, my God.
09:04I'm glad we revisited this.
09:06Oh, my God.
09:07I'm getting tears on my glasses here.
09:16Oh, my God.