Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a NYPD detective that has been taken off cases because she allegedly appeared in a music video where she is pole dancing, and more.
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00:01Wait, who are you?
00:02I'm future Chuck. He's me before my five-hour energy shot.
00:07Wait, did you get it from the website? Because they have a buy more, save more deal
00:10and like 15 flavors to choose from.
00:12No, I just took this one from your stash.
00:14Damn it.
00:21Let's turn to some good old pole dancing, shall we?
00:23Sure.
00:25Except, if you're a cop, it may not be the best.
00:28Yeah.
00:29This hot female cop from New York is raising some eyebrows
00:34after appearing in a raunchy video that has gone viral.
00:40Doesn't want to be a cop anymore, huh?
00:42No.
00:43Not a money and a lot of trouble.
00:45Melissa Mercado is a seven-year veteran of the NYPD.
00:49She just popped up in a music video published by World Hip Hop,
00:54which shows the curvy cop gyrating and shaking her booty
00:58while wearing only a thong and a skimpy bra.
01:02Here is just a taste.
01:03Can I play this?
01:04Yes.
01:05I know exactly when he gets to that.
01:08I don't trust you.
01:09Tired Dave.
01:10Tired Dave.
01:11I listened to it in-depth this morning.
01:13Slow on the finger.
01:14Al thought it was my new favorite song.
01:16Oh, wow.
01:17I offered to edit it.
01:18Yes.
01:19I'm going to put that out there.
01:20Oh, you did.
01:21I'm like, I'll just stop it right before he says woofoo.
01:23Okay.
01:24Anyway, here we go.
01:25Just look for the hot cop.
01:26There she is.
01:27I'm going to tell you about a girl named Keisha.
01:30Oh, my.
01:31Ass is thick.
01:34Just want to smash you quick.
01:38Let's go.
01:39Shorty not a trap.
01:41Bust you out of pole.
01:42Yeah, that's about all I can play.
01:44That's it.
01:45Yeah, that's fine.
01:46Yeah.
01:47That's fine.
01:48That's about all.
01:49He gets real dirty after that.
01:50I mean, it is crazy when like a dancer decides to like basically show you the outside of her
01:59butthole.
02:00Yeah.
02:01Like the string is just so small that when they clap the cheeks, you're seeing.
02:05Well, you see the ring.
02:06Yeah, you see the ring.
02:07The outer ring.
02:08Yep.
02:09The lord of the ring.
02:10The aura.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Uh-huh.
02:13The butthole's aura.
02:14It's a choice.
02:15The halo.
02:16It is a choice for sure.
02:18But Melissa Mercado, she is the cop who decided to take on this controversial twerking performance
02:25in this video for doing that by rapper Esquire.
02:29Wow.
02:30What a bold move.
02:32Yeah.
02:33They dug into this lady.
02:35She is a $144,000 a year grade three detective assigned to the Bronx.
02:41She's not named in this video.
02:44But of course, now that it's out, it's making its rounds among the rank and file.
02:49And law enforcement sources have confirmed that it is her in the video.
02:53Some of the force say it's her business, not NYPD.
02:58As an employee and as a detective, she can do whatever she wants in her own time.
03:01She's not wearing any NYPD paraphernalia, nothing in the video.
03:05Let you know she's a detective.
03:08It's only if she did it for money, then they'd want to know about that.
03:13Because she's obligated as a favor.
03:15So she just did this as a favor?
03:16Yeah.
03:17She's allowed to do it as long as she didn't get paid for it.
03:19Because if she had got paid for it, she would have had to file an off-duty employment application.
03:23Other than that, nothing that she does in the video is the department's business.
03:27Huh.
03:28Okay, so if a cop starts an OnlyFans, then they have to ask if they can do it then, probably.
03:33Right, because they make money from that.
03:34Right.
03:35Do you think she got paid for it?
03:36Yeah, I do.
03:37Yeah.
03:38She's not doing that for free.
03:39Just because?
03:40Yeah, I don't think there was what you call a paper trail on whatever.
03:42Yeah, that Sarah's her cousin or something, or she was just doing a buddy a favor.
03:47That's tough, though, to have your cousin up there shaking.
03:50I mean, that ain't as cool.
03:51Maybe a friend.
03:52Maybe a friend.
03:53It's not as cool.
03:54It's not as cool like, yeah, I got my cousin to twerk for me.
03:57Yeah.
03:58It's really off-putting.
03:59Have you heard of Esquire before this?
04:00No one.
04:01I don't know.
04:02I mean, I don't know.
04:03Jason Esquire.
04:04Yeah, I listen to him all the time.
04:05Of course I do.
04:06Big fan of Esquire.
04:07Yeah.
04:08All right.
04:09Yeah.
04:10By the way, this cop, a really good reputation.
04:12She's made some good busts.
04:13She's really respected by her peers.
04:16I don't think you become like a detective in the Bronx easily.
04:19No.
04:20That seems like a big time.
04:21It's a tough job, I would think.
04:22Yeah.
04:23They make more than I thought they...
04:24How much they make?
04:25Well, she's a detective, right?
04:26A detective, right?
04:27She's 144,000 is herself.
04:28Yeah, that's pretty good.
04:29It's New York money.
04:30Yeah.
04:31It's like nothing here.
04:32That's when you still live in a...
04:33Yeah.
04:34You live in a shed.
04:35Yeah.
04:36It'd be like, how much here to live?
04:38Well, yeah.
04:39You know?
04:40It's a lot more there.
04:41Yeah.
04:42I don't know if she even does like a...
04:43Oh, wow.
04:44Holy crap.
04:45Okay.
04:46Let me...
04:47Can I see more of it?
04:48Well, I'm just trying to see how bad it gets.
04:51Because he said she was popping her wussy and I had to...
04:54It's a...
04:55Yeah, well...
04:56Oh, wow.
04:57It's really gross.
04:58I mean, it's not...
04:59It's not great.
05:00Cellulicious.
05:01Well, it's Esquire.
05:02He only could throw $3 bills there.
05:04Bad lighting.
05:05That is bad lighting.
05:06She needed a better light.
05:07Bad lighting.
05:08She did.
05:09She needed an ass artist, too.
05:10She needed...
05:11Yeah.
05:12To fix that.
05:13Well, lighting is what makes that cellulite.
05:14Yeah.
05:15If you hit it from the right side and light it all up on all angles, it won't show.
05:19That was the first thing I learned in strip club DJ school.
05:22Oh, yeah.
05:23You gotta hide the cellulite.
05:24You gotta hide the cellulite.
05:25Use the light.
05:26Yeah.
05:27Shine it like the sun in their eyes.
05:28That's right.
05:29Oh, my goodness.
05:30Whoa.
05:31Holy cow.
05:32By the way, you can watch this for yourself, too.
05:33It's also up.
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05:36A little happier content.
05:37There you go.
05:38Yeah, once you've seen a maggot dong switch over to the lap dance, it makes you feel better.
05:42I mean, you don't expect the detective that shows up to have this kind of twerking skills.
05:48No.
05:49No.
05:50Because she does all of the tricks.
05:51This isn't her first time twerking or dancing.
05:53No, no, no.
05:54It is not.
05:55She has some experience.
05:56Season veteran.
05:57Yeah.
05:58You can tell the way she poses for the camera, the way she's riding that pole, the way she's
06:02riding that man.
06:03She misses it a little bit.
06:04I think so.
06:05Yeah.
06:06It's in your blood, they say.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Her ass is large.
06:09Oh, it's large.
06:10It's, yeah.
06:11It's beefy.
06:12And a lot of people like that.
06:14Oh, yeah.
06:15I am a fan.
06:16Yeah.
06:17I am.
06:18Yeah.
06:19No, yeah.
06:20No, he loves that.
06:21Beautiful face.
06:22Yeah.
06:23Beautiful everything.
06:24I mean.
06:26Again.
06:27Not my cup of tea.
06:28Yeah, you're not.
06:29Depends on what you're.
06:30Oh, true.
06:31Dead tea right up.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:33Okay.
06:34I know you would.
06:35You filthy prank.
06:36Prank.
06:37I'm sorry.
06:38I'm tired.
06:39Oh, my God.
06:40He's had five distresses.
06:42I knew it would come out.
06:43Yeah.
06:44Yeah.
06:45We're only halfway through.
06:46Wow.
06:47We're only halfway through.
06:48He's harsh.
06:49He showed us maggots and a penis and I'm a prick.
06:51I mean.
06:52Yeah.
06:53He gave you cookies earlier, so I guess that makes.
06:54There we go.
06:55We're all the wash.
06:56Yeah, I mean, he gave him cookies but couldn't verify if they were poisonous.
06:58That's true.
06:59He doesn't.
07:00It's a wash.
07:01Where were you?
07:02It's a wash.
07:03It's a wash.
07:04I don't know.
07:05I'm a prick.
07:06I don't know how to bounce back from it.
07:08Dave will be bringing you in a lunch gift card.
07:10I don't even know the last time I called someone a prick, so that just was somewhere.
07:13It just came out.
07:14It just came out.
07:15It's hilarious when combined with filthy.
07:17You filthy prick.
07:18Filthy prick.
07:19Yeah.
07:20That's a harsh one.
07:21Guilty as charged.
07:22Basically, describing the penis from earlier.
07:25Yeah, true.
07:26Absolutely.
07:27That's what that was.
07:28Yeah.
07:29It was.
07:30Full circle moment, just referencing an earlier story here.
07:33Filthy prick.
07:34This whole video, by the way, which is just playing in the background, is her just showing
07:38her ass.
07:39Yeah.
07:40That's all it is.
07:41It cuts to the guy for a minute.
07:42The guy really likes her ass.
07:43I don't think they're cousins either.
07:45No.
07:46No.
07:47Probably more.
07:48No.
07:49They're not cousins.
07:50Sure.
07:51I just wondered why she was doing it for nothing.
07:53But she probably wasn't.
07:54Yeah.
07:55No, I think that's a lie.
07:56Oh, no.
07:57There's no way that ass costs money.
07:58She is the star of this video.
07:59She's in it more than Esquire.
08:00I mean, I guess in that way, like if you had some kind of weird dream that you wanted to
08:04be this girl in a music video, she is this girl in a music video in this, you know?
08:11Yeah.
08:12Hmm.
08:13But she's definitely done this before.
08:14Oh, absolutely.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Yeah.
08:17I think so.
08:18But whether or not she'll get in some big crap from the NYPD, that is still to be seen.
08:22But it appears like she did not break any rules.
08:25See, to me, the only reason you do this is because you've got it all set up.
08:29You've got like you've had an underground only fans that no one knew about for the longest
08:34time and you're growing it and growing it.
08:36And then you're like, OK, I'm ready to go.
08:38I've got all the content.
08:40Now I'm caught.
08:41Now I'm kicked off the New York police force.
08:45And by the way, here's my only fans, which is ready to go.
08:48And then you get.
08:49I don't know if you've worked all your way up to detective that you would.
08:52Yeah, you're not risking that.
08:53I think in the right circumstance, you will make four times as much money.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Just from this filthy prick over here.
09:02I know.
09:03I do like a lady in uniform.
09:05What can I say?
09:06Uh huh.
09:07Yeah.
09:08He's like arrest me.
09:09Please.
09:10Tighter.
09:11All right.
09:12Moving on to some other news of the day.
09:14I'm going to be bound.