Dave shared about how well he slept last night and not everyone on the show could relate. Which leads to another discussion about the imaginary friends, or demons, that Jason's son sees and talks to all the time.
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00:00Good morning to ya
00:09How you doing
00:12On this Tuesday
00:13Can you tell I slept well last night
00:16Oh man
00:16Sorry about that
00:17Probably gonna be annoying
00:18Yeah I did not sleep good
00:20Oh no
00:21Like a baby I did
00:24Was wonderful
00:25F you
00:26Sorry I'm not bragging
00:27I'm just happy
00:29But here we are
00:30On this 8th day of April
00:33And coming up
00:35Y'all look real bitter now
00:37No I'm fine I slept good
00:39Oh yeah I slept terrible
00:40Oh yeah
00:42Demons giving you up again
00:43Yeah they sure are
00:44Yeah they do
00:44Dude
00:45What happened
00:47It just freaks me out
00:48It just freaks me out
00:50You're good
00:50Yeah
00:51No I
00:52Okay
00:52All joking aside
00:54There's no jokes
00:55Have you considered maybe
00:57We should let him speak to someone
00:59No I'm not doing that yet
01:01I just don't want to like freak him out
01:03You know if he's just having
01:04Imaginary friends
01:05Whatever you hear about it
01:06Yeah
01:07We sit down and he was like
01:08I have to talk to Jato
01:10Like we sit down for dinner
01:11And I'm like okay
01:12I just try to ignore it
01:13You know
01:14Yeah
01:14And then he starts talking to them
01:16And then he told me that Rudy died
01:18They didn't take care of Rudy
01:19And Rudy died
01:20One of the demons died
01:21Yeah the baby died
01:22The baby got really really sick and died
01:24Oh
01:25So I'm like oh okay
01:26Like it always goes to death and darkness
01:28You know
01:29And then he's like
01:29Well you can talk to them today
01:30I said talk to them
01:32Where are they
01:33And he said
01:34Oh they're behind you
01:35So I turn around
01:36I turn around
01:37I'm like yeah sure
01:38And then he goes
01:39And starts like biting me
01:41And attacking me
01:42I'm like dude dude dude dude
01:43It's just crazy
01:45It's
01:45It's freaky
01:46Yeah
01:46The demons took over his little body
01:48Like
01:49He's not old enough to be like a prankster like that
01:53Right
01:54No
01:54I don't personally know
01:55The demons did actually take over his little body
01:57I am thinking that Alabama said get him
02:00Yeah
02:00And then it just goes back to normal
02:01Because like you can meet him if you like
02:03Turn around they're right here
02:05Is Jessie concerned too?
02:07She thinks it's funny
02:08She thinks it's funny
02:09Oh well it is funny
02:10I mean
02:10So I did
02:11I started yelling
02:12This is my house
02:13Get out of my house
02:14So you did do that
02:15Jessie has a video of it
02:17I started screaming
02:18Good
02:18I didn't say Jesus or anything
02:20But I started screaming
02:21Look at Jesus' name I pray
02:22I did
02:22I really did
02:23When did you do that?
02:25That was last night
02:25Okay well maybe they'll be gone today
02:27We'll see
02:27We'll get an update
02:28Once Jato starts showing up for dinner
02:30It gets real weird
02:31Yeah
02:32No room for demons at dinner
02:34Yeah I'm gonna invite Jato to the table
02:36What are you talking about?
02:37See that's the problem right?
02:39Because you always hear all the stories
02:40It's like
02:41You know
02:42They have to be invited
02:43Places
02:45Like vampires have to be invited
02:46Demons
02:47So
02:48Your son's inviting them
02:50Yeah
02:51That's no good
02:52Rudy died
02:53There's no
02:53What?
02:54You got real sick
02:55Well that's one less demon to deal with
02:57Now you're back to three
02:58I don't know
02:59Now there's a dead demon
03:00Like I don't know what that does
03:01No they go away
03:02I don't know
03:03How old is he now?
03:04Four
03:05He'll be five
03:05Right
03:06So like that's the whole thing
03:07That's like one of those weird things
03:08About like death and stuff
03:10That you just don't even expect them
03:12To think about
03:13Like a demon getting sick and dying
03:16That's
03:17That's
03:18Yeah
03:18That's interesting
03:19They just like
03:19Yeah it is
03:20Come back or whatever
03:22Hmm
03:22People are getting goosebumps from your story
03:25Yeah I don't
03:26They don't like it
03:27It's weird right?
03:27Yeah
03:27No I didn't know
03:28It's weird
03:29Again
03:29I'll joking aside
03:30It's totally weird
03:31Because he's
03:32There's
03:32It's normal for kids to have this imagination
03:35And imaginary friends
03:36That's normal
03:36But
03:37The dark sided part of it
03:39He's taking it to a whole lot of dark sided stuff
03:42They're attacking too
03:43Yeah and if you were to ask him
03:44Like then he starts to get goofy about it
03:46But you can see that he'll start looking
03:48Off to the side
03:50As if like it's okay to talk about it
03:52You know like people
03:53I'll be like yeah
03:54He'll start saying stuff
03:56And I'm like ask him about
03:57Jato and Elgin
03:58And then they'll ask him
03:59And he'll be like
04:00You know they
04:03They like to toot and stuff
04:05So like he'll get silly about it
04:06Okay
04:07But he's almost looking for like
04:08Almost they told him not to tell the truth
04:10Yeah like once you start pressing
04:11You can't talk about us
04:12When you start pressing him
04:13He like
04:13Yeah
04:14He stops
04:15But he looks for like
04:16But on his own
04:17He'll just bring it up
04:18Like so that's where it's weird
04:19You gotta like let him do it
04:21That's the only way to get to the truth
04:23That's what's even scarier about him
04:24Yeah
04:24Because the day he
04:26So like the day I wake up
04:28And he's like over me
04:29You know
04:30And it's like a real thing
04:32Or he has like a weapon
04:33Yeah
04:34That I would consider
04:35Talking to someone
04:36Yeah
04:36Yeah
04:37Let's hope he never
04:38Like if that's what happens
04:39He's trying to keep you in your sleep
04:40I open my eyes
04:40And he's like
04:41Jato and Elgin
04:41I'm over here
04:42Then it's like
04:43That's when you poop
04:45And do something
04:46And you run for help
04:47Yeah
04:47Yeah
04:48Just get out of the house
04:49Anyway
04:49For now it's just fun kid stuff
04:52Sure
04:52Yep
04:53No wonder you didn't sleep
04:54I did it to myself I think
04:56You brought on the demons?
04:57Yeah
04:57Because I always talked about
04:59I didn't want
05:00My son to ever like speak in tongues
05:03Like
05:03It always freaked me out about having a kid
05:05You know
05:06Like I always
05:07So like you manifested this
05:09Yeah but I never spoke to him about it
05:10But I remember saying that
05:11When I had the baby
05:12Like I don't ever want him to start
05:13Speaking in tongues
05:14And then all of a sudden
05:15He started talking about
05:16Jato
05:17Demons
05:18And I'm like
05:18Oh my god I did it
05:19I spoke it into the universe
05:21Yeah
05:21And they just keep showing up
05:23I wouldn't
05:25Be cool with it
05:26But what am I
05:27What is he supposed to do?
05:29No I know
05:29But I'm just saying
05:30I would not be cool
05:31With demon talk in the house
05:32Yeah
05:33I would really
05:34It really would get to me
05:35I don't know what you do about it
05:37I was screaming
05:38This is my
05:40House
05:41Get out
05:43That's good
05:44I'm glad you did that
05:45That's what I say to do
05:46Oh
05:47Oh wow
05:48That was his response
05:49Crazy
05:50And it probably is
05:52Probably is
05:53Maybe you have to move
05:54Oh yeah
05:54I'm thinking that too
05:55That's easy right
05:56It's so easy
05:57Yeah
05:58Buy a new house
06:00Yeah
06:00Yeah
06:01Yeah it's super easy
06:02No one wants to have
06:04The sixth sense kid
06:05No
06:06You know
06:06Like you don't want
06:07I see dead people
06:08You don't want that
06:09To be your kid
06:10Right
06:10Didn't you have that though
06:11With your kid
06:12Yeah but see to me
06:13It
06:13I'd say it spooked me
06:15But in a totally different way
06:16Because Aiden said
06:17He was talking to my uncle
06:19Who had recently passed
06:20And saying things
06:21That there's no way
06:23That young kid
06:24Would ever have known
06:24Right
06:25So like made me pull over
06:26And like almost like
06:27You know break down
06:28Because it was so
06:29Crazy
06:30Weird
06:30But it wasn't a demon
06:32Yeah
06:33Right
06:33It was like a nice feeling
06:34Almost
06:35Right
06:35It wasn't like a scary feeling
06:36Yeah
06:36Different
06:37Like felt like somebody
06:38You knew or something
06:39Right
06:39It was just like
06:40Getting some message to you
06:42Right
06:42Or something
06:42Not like
06:44I am Jotto
06:44This is my house
06:45Right
06:45And then
06:47Your kid starts biting you
06:49Yeah
06:49Right
06:50Yeah you start screaming
06:52Yeah
06:52When I turned around
06:53I'm like
06:53Okay
06:55Because they do say
06:56That kids have that sense
06:58That they
06:59You know
06:59They can see and hear things
07:00We can't
07:01They're open to it I guess
07:02Was he upset
07:03When you were telling them
07:05That this was your house
07:07Like did your kid get upset
07:09That you were trying
07:10To get rid of them
07:11No he was just attacking me
07:12Oh yeah
07:12But he like
07:13Showed me what they look like
07:14You know
07:16That's what Jotto looks like
07:18They got big wide mouths
07:19Okay
07:20And he looks like this
07:22Oh god
07:23Mighty
07:23Oh god
07:24That's what he's doing
07:25That's what he's doing
07:26I don't like it
07:27Where is he getting this from
07:28That's what he's doing
07:28Jotto
07:29Okay so
07:30There's nowhere he's seeing
07:33Any kind of content
07:34No way dude
07:35No
07:35There's no content on this
07:37I mean there will be
07:38When the movie's made
07:39It's just weird to be like
07:41He for sure lives in the lights
07:42Oh man
07:43Like to me
07:45The concept of that
07:46Of something living in the lights
07:49Is just so wild
07:52Jotto texted
07:54Hoping you can grab milk
07:55On your way home
07:56For his
07:56Sure no problem
07:57Oh yeah
07:57I'll do that
07:59Yes Jotto
08:00Thank you
08:00Does he talk to other kids about it
08:02He's mentioned it like
08:03To the cousins
08:04When we've been together
08:05And things like that
08:07I wonder if the cousins freak out
08:08Because I was telling my brother
08:09I'm like
08:09He has these demons
08:10That he talks about
08:12And he's like
08:12Whatever
08:13Whatever
08:13And he was across the room
08:14And then you can hear him
08:15Be like
08:16Jotto and Elgin
08:17And I'm like
08:17Listen
08:18Listen
08:18He's doing it
08:19Like
08:19Listen
08:19He's talking about them
08:21When he goes to my mom
08:22He's like
08:22I brought Jotto and Elgin
08:23With me today
08:23Oh he travels with me
08:24Yeah
08:24So they've been in the Subaru
08:25Yes I mean
08:27Yeah they've got to be in there
08:29Yeah
08:29They're in there
08:31They're in there
08:31Demons in a Subaru
08:32That's crazy
08:34I watched that show
08:36I could watch that
08:37That's the name of the movie
08:38It sounds like an album
08:39Demons in the Subaru
08:40You've got demons in the Subaru
08:43It sounds like a really artsy album by Yes
08:47Yeah it does
08:47Demons in the Subaru
08:49Yeah
08:49Real prog rock
08:52We need a song
08:56I need to parody
08:57Angels in the Centerfold immediately
08:58Demons in the Subaru
09:00His blood runs cold
09:06There's Jotto and Elgin too
09:08Demons in the Subaru
09:10Demons in the Subaru
09:12I like it
09:13Yeah dude
09:16None of us want to be you
09:17So as much as we joke
09:19You keep those demons to yourself
09:21It's all fine
09:22It's not
09:22I'm sure it's fine
09:23I'm sure it's just imagination
09:25Like honestly
09:26It seems like
09:27If he keeps tracking this way
09:30He might be able to write
09:32A really great
09:34Horror
09:35Movie
09:36Well the fact that a kid that age
09:38Comes up with
09:39Jotto and Elgin and Alabama
09:41Like those are demon names dude
09:44Those don't just come out of your imagination
09:46Who says the baby got sick and died
09:48Like we're on the Oregon Trail or something
09:50It's the craziest thing
09:52I know that's what I mean
09:53I picked him up from school
09:54And he's like
09:54Rudy died
09:55Yeah
09:57Rudy died
09:57They couldn't take care of him
09:58He got really really really sick
10:00So this was like the ride home conversation
10:01Yeah
10:01Not like you know
10:02Jimmy and I play basketball
10:04No
10:04Start talking about dead demon babies
10:07That's not good
10:10Yeah
10:10Like I don't know when it would have been
10:13When one of my kids brought up
10:16Like death to me
10:18I think this would have
10:19You get spooked really easily Chuck
10:22I think this would have been horrible news for you
10:24If your kids talked to demons
10:25Oh terrible news
10:26You were already freaked out in that old house you were in
10:28You thought it was haunted anyways
10:30Yeah
10:30I mean luckily I never had kids in that house
10:33Thank God
10:33Oh right
10:34Yeah
10:34But
10:35I
10:37The kids never talked like that
10:40No and my brain just would hyperanalyze it
10:42Like non-stop
10:44Which I'm sure Jason is actually doing
10:46But he's trying not to
10:48I'm fibbing to myself
10:49Yeah
10:49Everything's fine
10:50Yeah
10:51Right
10:51There's no demons really behind me
10:53Sure
10:53No
10:54Cause he said it so many times now
10:56Yeah
10:56That he had to go cut them
10:58And went and got pliers
10:59I'm like I have to go fight them
11:01How old is your house?
11:01Is it like a really old house?
11:02Built in the 60s I believe
11:04Yeah
11:04Not too bad
11:05That's a good
11:06I always like the 60s
11:07What about the ground
11:07The house has been built on?
11:10I don't
11:10Have we done
11:11It's a burial
11:12Down any place?
11:13No
11:13I can look into it
11:15I can look into it
11:16It's not
11:16No
11:17We should probably look into it
11:18Okay
11:18Just to see if there's anything to do
11:20What do I do then?
11:22I'd rather not
11:22What do I do?
11:24What do I do?
11:25Uproot everything?
11:26Yeah this seems more like a portal
11:28Situation
11:29Because there's so many
11:31Like I don't think it's just like
11:34A one person maybe passed
11:36This seems like maybe in the
11:38In the basement a portal will finally open up
11:41And we'll be able to get to
11:43You know hell from there
11:44Well if they're multiplying
11:45Yeah you know
11:47And they're having babies and stuff
11:48Right
11:48Yep
11:49Well
11:50Not a big deal Jason
11:51Tune in for the next episode of Demons in the Subaru
11:53Yeah
11:54See what happens next
11:55You should write it
11:56Yeah you really should
11:57Absolutely