Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some kinks you may not have heard of and when Dave suggests that Jason isn't cut out for dominatrix life, Jason gets mad.
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00:00One of the benefits of aging is that there's always time to learn something new.
00:10Today, you're going to learn another round of kink terms that you may or may not have
00:16known about.
00:16Some of these are new to me.
00:19Okay.
00:20Let's get the grossest one out of the way.
00:22You've heard of golden shower.
00:24Mm-hmm.
00:25What about Roman shower?
00:28The old Roman shower.
00:30Do you know what it is?
00:31No.
00:32I don't believe, amazingly enough, it has ever come up on this show.
00:36Didn't they used to just use like a rag on a stick that was communal to wash it?
00:40They did.
00:41Yep, they did.
00:43Imagine a golden shower.
00:45Mm-hmm.
00:46Diarrhea.
00:47But with vomit.
00:48Oh, wow.
00:49Man.
00:50Yeah, people are messed up.
00:50People are into that, though.
00:52They love getting puked on, dude.
00:54People love getting puked on.
00:56They're the worst videos.
00:57Yeah, they're awful.
00:58I can't.
00:58You guys have seen them?
00:59Oh, yeah.
01:00I can't watch people puking.
01:02Yes, I've seen them.
01:04You guys.
01:05I have a chill reaction to other people puking.
01:07And it's usually like after the act.
01:10Like that's the ones that show up.
01:13Yeah.
01:13I'm sorry?
01:14After a BJ.
01:16Yeah.
01:17Those are the ones that are.
01:18God, get out of here.
01:20Just go.
01:21Okay.
01:22I mean, he will.
01:23He will.
01:24Don't tell him that.
01:25Oh, my God.
01:25He'd love half a day.
01:26I'm already in my car.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Oh, my God.
01:29I got one foot on the gas.
01:31That's all it took.
01:32Let me show you.
01:33Hold on.
01:33I'll go take a...
01:34Oh, my God.
01:34I'll make you guys watch them all.
01:36Everybody's gone.
01:37I'll go take a nap so fast.
01:38Oh, my God.
01:39Oh, you'll be asleep.
01:42Yeah.
01:42Some other kink terms you may or may not know.
01:4424-7.
01:47In some dom-sub relationships, that continues throughout the entire day, not just during sexy times.
01:55So a 24-7 dom.
01:57Oh, well, yeah.
01:58Like there's a lot of...
01:59Always in charge.
01:59I think that's some of the chastity stuff that would go on is about that.
02:06You know, like you're in control of someone and they want you to be.
02:11So there's brats and brat tamers.
02:14White old brats, yeah.
02:16Subs that don't make it easy and enjoy being difficult, mischievous, and otherwise challenging
02:22to their doms.
02:24Yeah, they're a little brat.
02:25You got to teach them a lesson.
02:26Forcing them to use the full extent of their strength or intensity to discipline that brat.
02:31Don't be so bad, brat.
02:34That'd be so annoying.
02:35It's annoying, bud.
02:36Do it with a brat all day?
02:38It's not usually all day.
02:39It's just at night.
02:40Dominatrix life is for you, though.
02:42Oh, I don't know about that.
02:44For him?
02:45Oh, I don't know about that.
02:45What?
02:46What do you know, Chuck?
02:49He's his brat.
02:50Wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:52I need some clarification, too.
02:55Are you saying you think I'm a sub?
02:57No.
02:58What I'm saying...
02:59I didn't say that.
03:01I'm saying I don't think you're a dom either.
03:02What I'm saying is that there was a local...
03:07There is a local...
03:09What I would say, it's not quite a sex party, but it's a sexual sex party that Jason has attended.
03:18And so, to me, if you don't think someone who would possibly attend that party could dip their little toes into, you know, the dom sub world, I think you're...
03:34I made a homemade flogger.
03:37Exactly!
03:38Like, I'm like, these people are...
03:39You think that was for me to be snaked?
03:41No!
03:41I never know, dude.
03:42What?
03:43I'm like, Jason, look at me in the eyes.
03:45I blocked all of them.
03:46I have no idea.
03:47Look at me in the eyes.
03:48I don't remember.
03:49I don't remember.
03:49Look at me in the eyes.
03:50You're saying that I'm a sub?
03:53No!
03:54Oh, now he's pissed.
03:55Yeah.
03:56That's like, you just crossed the line now.
03:58Oh, my favorite question one of my friends has ever asked another one of my friends.
04:04You're saying I'm a sub?
04:07You be careful, Chuck.
04:08He's liable to come in there and spank you.
04:10No!
04:10And let me clarify.
04:12I never for once thought, oh, no, he's the sub in this whole thing.
04:16My whole thing was, if you don't think Jason would beat your ass or tie you up or do stuff to you, you're wrong.
04:26Like, a guy who goes to that thing, you're gonna...
04:30You don't think subs go to those things, too?
04:32Of course they do.
04:33Maybe, if they're allowed.
04:34They do.
04:35Yeah.
04:36Yeah.
04:37All right, listen, hey, you do.
04:38I don't know what you're...
04:39He built a flogger.
04:40I'm into all sorts of stuff.
04:42All right, I don't want to know.
04:43That's it.
04:44That's enough.
04:45Stop it.
04:46I'm not shocked by it.
04:49I'm shocked.
04:49Do you think I'm a sub?
04:51I never...
04:51I don't...
04:52I don't...
04:53Oh, Dave, yeah.
04:55Well, Dave does think he's a sub.
04:56That's my favorite question for a man to say to another man.
04:59You think I'm a sub?
05:02We do.
05:08That's my little submissive Subaru.
05:10Oh, my God.
05:13It's been a rough day.
05:14I'm kidding.
05:14You flog.
05:15You do whatever you like.
05:16I don't...
05:16It doesn't bother me, dude.
05:17He built his own flogging device.
05:19It's pretty easy.
05:20Affordable.
05:21Maybe you're into CBT.
05:24Yeah, I know that.
05:26I'm not into it, but I know what it stands for.
05:28Yeah.
05:28It's the old rock and ball torture.
05:31Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:31Oh, yeah.
05:32No, I want you to be nice to him.
05:34Yeah, that is not something I'm into.
05:37Treat him with care.
05:38I barely want you to be nice to it.
05:42There's the FINDOM, which is financial domination, which is hugely popular these days.
05:48Yeah, a lot of...
05:50There's a lot of...
05:52What is it?
05:53It's FINDOM, financial domination.
05:55They just take your money.
05:56They just take your money.
05:57There's a lot of...
05:59Take my money.
06:00I don't take my money.
06:01No, no, no.
06:02Hell no.
06:03It wouldn't work in your direction.
06:07You would be taking the money.
06:08You'd be like...
06:10You'd have an Amazon shopping list.
06:12You'd have all sorts of different things like that, and all of these guys that are like
06:17get off that they're getting taken advantage of.
06:20Yes.
06:20Like, I don't get off on it, but I'll just give you all my money.
06:23Yeah, but that's like...
06:24Someone had to sign up for a relationship.
06:27Some of these guys, they don't even care.
06:29They just follow you on Snapchat and send you $100 a day or send you $300.
06:34I'll never do that.
06:35You know, here...
06:36No, no.
06:37That's really stupid.
06:38I want you to...
06:39I know, guys.
06:39I want you to...
06:39Keep your money.
06:40I want you to have a coffee.
06:42Here's $300.
06:43You know, like...
06:44By the way, if anyone listening has been a part of any of these worlds we're talking,
06:47about, much like submissive Jason, reach out at 1-855-954-6969.
06:54I joke.
06:551-855-954-6969.
06:57Or you can text us on the five-hour energy text lines at 46969.
07:02I guess I am a little bit of a fin dom.
07:04The casino is my daddy.
07:05Oh, that's true.
07:07I am submissive for that.
07:09Oh, my God.
07:10Leave me dry.
07:10He pound you hard.
07:12He crawls.
07:12He crawls in.
07:13Flog me, flog me, flog me.
07:15Uncle Sam's my dad.
07:17Oh, he's one of the worst doms.
07:20He's everyone's daddy.
07:21Yeah, he is.
07:22Uncle Sam's my daddy.
07:23Did you get your money, daddy?
07:25He always gets his money.
07:27Yeah, he does.
07:28Someone said, I'm currently in a dom-sub relationship.
07:31I'm currently a daddy dom, and I have a woman that I own.
07:36Yep.
07:37Life's weird, y'all.
07:41Yeah, I mean, it's nice when you can, you know, get all that stuff.
07:45I do.
07:45I just am so lame.
07:46I'm just like, I just want to be nice to a lady to do things for her.
07:49Maybe, like, hang every once in a while, you know?
07:51It's just exhausting.
07:51A few different positions.
07:52I'm crazy.
07:53Like, honestly, it's just exhausting having to do all that kind of, like, whiz-bang.
07:58That's crazy, dude.
07:59You know?
08:00It's exhausting.
08:00So many accessories.
08:01Someone else texted saying, I've been a part of the BDSM world for seven years now, so I'm
08:06not a sub like Jason, but I have been to play parties, sex parties, and swinger parties.
08:11I'm a dom slash daddy dom.
08:14I have had two subs at once, and that's fun as hell.
08:17I have a bag full of play toys, but it's all very consensual.
08:20Jason's pissed off, and there he is.
08:22Are you standing up?
08:24You read it so casually, too, like, it's the truth.
08:26I'm not a sub like Jason, but anyway, let's move on.
08:30I've never seen him get so bad.
08:31It's okay.
08:34It's okay, I'm a sub.
08:35Beat me, beat me, tie me up.
08:37Hold me down.
08:38It'll stick, right?
08:39You'll be out.
08:40You'll be like, you're real submissive, huh?
08:43You are, you dainty little man.
08:44You are a Subaru.
08:46A tiny submissive fella.
08:47We like to get tied up and peg.
08:48Wait for, like, a burly man to try to tie him up.
08:51Oh, yeah, yikes.
08:53Tie me up and peg me.
08:57Terrible stuff.
08:58Terrible stuff.