Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode 2 Dead Man's Party
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00:00These are the moments you want to save her, you're expelled.
00:09I love you.
00:11I love you.
00:25Wouldn't it be great if Buffy just showed up tomorrow?
00:29Like nothing happened?
00:30She can't just show up.
00:32She got kicked out.
00:33I wonder what she's doing right now.
00:37Joyce, you mustn't blame yourself for her leaving.
00:41I don't.
00:42I blame you.
00:59I don't.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:12Mom?
01:26Oh, Buffy.
01:31Oh, sorry.
01:34No, no.
01:35Don't worry about it.
01:37I guess I just got used to all the quiet while you were gone.
01:41But it's no problem.
01:45Oh, look.
01:46It's Nigeria.
01:48We got a very exciting shipment in at the gallery.
01:51I thought I'd hang a few pieces in here.
01:55Cheers up the room.
01:57It's angry at the room.
01:59Mom, it wants the room to suffer.
02:01You have no appreciation of primitive art.
02:07Me going out?
02:11Oh, um, well, if it's okay, I, um, I'd like to find Willow and Xander.
02:22Will you be slaying?
02:25Only if they give me lip.
02:28Can I make you a sandwich or something before you go?
02:30You must be starving.
02:31I was until that four-course snack you served me after dinner.
02:37Well, then, um, you know, why don't I drive you?
02:42Uh, you know, I mean, they could be anywhere.
02:44Mom, if you don't want me to go, just say so.
02:48No, no.
02:51I just want to put this whole thing behind us, get back to normal.
02:55You go.
02:57Have a good time.
02:58Okay.
03:00Okay.
03:00Okay.
03:28Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing with pointy sticks?
03:58It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
04:02You shouldn't stink up on people like that.
04:08Jeez, Pop.
04:20Come in, Nighthawk.
04:22Everything okay?
04:24Nighthawk?
04:24Nighthawk?
04:27Oh, hey, Buffy.
04:57Hey, guys.
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06:43Just because you ran away and abandoned your post and your friends and your mom and made them lay awake every night and warn about you?
06:51Maybe we should wait out here.
06:52Here we go.
06:59Check it out.
07:15The watch is back on the clock.
07:18And just when you're thinking career change, maybe becoming a looker or a seer.
07:25Thank you, Xander.
07:25Welcome home, my friend.
07:31I got it in a few hours ago, but I went to go see my mom first.
07:39Yes, yes, of course.
07:40How did you find her?
07:42Well, I pretty much remembered the address.
07:45Uh, I mean, uh, how are things between you?
07:52Ah, excuse me.
07:55Hey, so you're not wanted for murder anymore?
07:59Good.
08:00That was such a drag.
08:01So, where were you?
08:05Did you go to Belgium?
08:07Why would I go to Belgium?
08:09I think the relevant question is, why wouldn't you?
08:13Belgium.
08:13What about you, Xander?
08:18What's up with you?
08:19Oh, you know.
08:20Same old, same old.
08:21Hard place.
08:22Oh, okay.
08:25Well, that's good, isn't it?
08:26It was good.
08:27Oh, yeah.
08:28Absolutely.
08:29Except the obvious.
08:30Not.
08:31Hmm.
08:33Yeah.
08:34Can you pour an egg?
08:35Oh.
08:35Great appearance.
08:37A luxury vacation.
08:39I feel for you.
08:41Any other?
08:43Jazz up.
08:46So, were you, like, living in a box, or what?
08:50Well, it's a long story.
08:53So, skip the heartwarming stuff about kindly old people and saving the farm and get right
08:58to the dirt.
08:59Perhaps Buffy could use a little time to adjust before we grill her on her summer activities.
09:06What he said.
09:08Fair enough.
09:09In fact, you can leave this lane to us while you settle in.
09:12We got your cover.
09:13I noticed.
09:15You guys seemed down with this ledge.
09:17All tricked out with your walkies and everything.
09:19Yeah, but the outfits suck.
09:21This whole Rambo thing is so over.
09:24I'm thinking more sporty, like Hilfiger, maybe.
09:28Still, we were getting good.
09:30We dusted nine out of ten.
09:33Six out of ten.
09:33Six out of ten.
09:34Whatever.
09:35We were kicking a little undead booty.
09:38Well, thank you for the offer, but I think I just want to get back to my normal routine.
09:42You know, school, slang, kid stuff.
09:46In fact, I'm jonesing for a little brainless fun.
09:49What are you doing tomorrow?
09:50Oh, I would, but, um, kind of tied up.
09:56You wish.
09:58Well, tomorrow I...
10:03Oh, come on.
10:05Friends, don't let friends browse alone.
10:07Okay, I had some schoolwork, but I can change my plans.
10:12As for school, Buffy, uh, you know you'll have to talk to Principal Snyder before...
10:18On it.
10:20Mom's making an appointment with his ugliness.
10:23I know she can break him.
10:27Absolutely not.
10:28Under no circumstances.
10:31But...
10:32You can't keep her out of school.
10:34You don't have the right.
10:36I have not only the right,
10:37but also a nearly physical sensation of pleasure
10:41at the thought of keeping her out of school.
10:43I describe myself as tingly.
10:46Buffy was cleared of all those charges.
10:49Yes.
10:51And while she may live up to the not-a-murderer requirement for enrollment,
10:56she is a troublemaker,
10:58destructive to school property and the occasional student.
11:01And her grade point average is enough.
11:06I'm sorry.
11:08Another tingle moment.
11:10I don't see how you can be so cavalier
11:12about a young girl's entire future.
11:14I'm quite sure that a girl with the talents and abilities of Buffy
11:18will land on her feet.
11:21In fact,
11:22I noticed as I came in this morning
11:26that Hot Dog on a Stick is hiring.
11:29You will look so cute in that hat.
11:32Let's go, Mom.
11:33This isn't over.
11:40If I have to,
11:41I'll go all the way to the mayor.
11:46Wouldn't that be interesting?
11:48Don't worry about school, honey.
11:59If we can't get you back into Sunnydale,
12:01maybe we can swing private school.
12:04Private school?
12:05You mean like jackets and kilts?
12:07You want me to get field hockey knees?
12:09It's not that bad.
12:11What about homeschooling?
12:13You know, it's not just for scary religious people anymore.
12:15We'll work something out.
12:19Okay.
12:23Say hi to Willow.
12:24Okay.
12:39Okay.
12:39Bye.
12:48Bye.
12:49Bye.
12:49Bye.
12:52Bye.
12:53Oh, my word.
13:16Oh, you must be Buffy.
13:19Look at you.
13:20Aren't you a picture?
13:23Oh, thank you.
13:25Oh, I'm Pat, from your mom's book club.
13:28I'm sure she mentioned me.
13:30Actually, I, um, I sort of took it upon myself to look after her while you were, you know, off and away or what have you, and, well, between, uh, your situation and reading Deep End of the Ocean, she was, uh, she was just a wreck, you can imagine.
13:48Anyway, I'm off.
13:51We're, we're making empanadas in my Spanish class tonight.
13:55You go be with your mom.
13:58You two need to rebond.
13:59Pat wishes us quality time.
14:10Oh, I met her in a book club.
14:13Yeah.
14:13Got it.
14:14Oh, uh, before I forget, uh, Willow just called.
14:17Where was she?
14:21Uh, she, she got held up.
14:23But she said she tried to call.
14:26Was there a message?
14:28No.
14:32Uh, but I had a thought.
14:33What if I invited Willow and Mr. Giles and everybody over for dinner tomorrow night?
14:42Don't you think that would be nice?
14:46Since I sort of already did, I was hoping for a yes.
14:53That'll be fun.
14:56Great.
14:58Uh, do me a favor, run down and get the company plates?
15:01Mom, Willow and everybody aren't company plate people.
15:08They're normal plate people.
15:10We never have guests for dinner.
15:13Indulge your mother.
15:31Next time I get to pick the mother.
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15:55Next time, I get to pick the mother-daughter bonding activity.
16:12Do you want to say something?
16:14Like what?
16:16Thanks for stopping by and dying.
16:19How about, um, goodbye stray cat who lost its way?
16:23We hope you find it.
16:53I hate it.
16:55I love you.
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