Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode 5 Homecoming
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00:00And it is our last homecoming dance, so maybe we should make a big deal of it.
00:04You want to talk fun?
00:06Public bus.
00:07You meet the funnest people.
00:09Back me up here, Oz.
00:10Well, if it's a dollar-ish, we could all take my van.
00:14Van?
00:15The homecoming queen doesn't go to the dance in a van.
00:18Use your head.
00:19Well, technically, you haven't been elected yet.
00:22Although you certainly, and without a doubt, will be.
00:25Who else likes a limo?
00:27A private limo.
00:28Well, it is pretty cuddlesome.
00:32And if we all split the cost.
00:36Um, maybe.
00:38I don't know if I'd go and all.
00:40Why wouldn't you go?
00:41You already have your tickets.
00:43I mean, unless you don't have a day or two to think about it.
00:48We should all think about it.
00:51What's going on here?
00:53Did Scott not ask her to the homecoming dance yet?
00:57Thanks, Cordelia.
00:59Humiliation's really good for my color.
01:01Oh, um...
01:02Um, well, no, I just...
01:06I assumed that you would think it was corny or something.
01:08But I'm in.
01:09I mean, you know, if you are, if you want to.
01:12Uh, sure, I do.
01:15You know, if you want to.
01:17Well, I do if you want to.
01:19The judges will accept it as a yes.
01:21Do you want me to get you another drink?
01:25Um, no.
01:27Actually, uh...
01:29I'm a little tired.
01:31I think I'm going to call it a night.
01:34But I'm excited about the dance.
01:37Me too.
01:37I know.
01:39Come on.
01:41I'm going to lay.
01:42I know.
01:43I'm going to be out of power.
01:44It's just me.
02:13Here.
02:16Here.
02:19How are you feeling?
02:34it hurts
02:37us
02:41good
02:44I haven't
02:59told Giles
03:02and the others that
03:03you're back
03:05Giles
03:07and I'm not going to
03:12they wouldn't understand that you're
03:17better
03:19and I'm gonna keep helping you get better
03:23it's just that everything's different now
03:31I'm a senior
03:32I'm really working harder
03:35in school
03:36even thinking about college
03:39and I'm involved with someone
03:45his name is Scott
04:06he's a nice
04:10solid guy
04:11he makes me happy
04:16and that's what I need
04:20someone I can count on
04:24I don't think we should see each other anymore
04:29I don't think we should see each other anymore
04:29you don't?
04:37when did this happen?
04:39where was I?
04:41Buffy
04:41it's just
04:42before we were going out
04:45before we were going out
04:45you
04:45you seemed so
04:47full of life
04:48like a force of nature
04:50now you just seem distracted all the time
04:53I know it's
04:53I'm getting better
04:55honest
04:57in fact from here on
04:59you are gonna see
04:59a drastic
05:00distraction reduction
05:02drastic
05:06distraction reduction
05:08try saying that
05:10ten times fast
05:11I'm really sorry
05:14I'm really sorry
05:17that was cool
05:32but I know
05:33you
05:34I
05:36I
05:37I
05:38I
05:39I
05:39I
05:40I
05:43I don't know.
06:13I don't know.
06:43I don't know.
07:13I don't know.
07:43I don't know.
08:13I don't know.
08:15Well, I'm not sure how serious this is, but they were spotted in town three days ago.
08:22I've just been informed.
08:24And Frederick and Hans Gruenstaller wanted in Germany for capital murder, terrorism, the bombing of Flight 1402.
08:35I should have brought it to your attention sooner, but I wanted to confirm.
08:41Sir, would you show me your hands, sir?
08:48Your hands.
08:49I think they could be cleaner.
08:59I think they could be cleaner.
09:01I mean, I washed them, but...
09:07After every meal and under your fingernails, dirt gets trapped there, and germs, and mayonnaise.
09:17My dear mother said, cleanliness is next to godliness, and I believed her.
09:23She never caught a cold.
09:24I'd like these two to be put under surveillance, and I'd like to know if any other colorful characters have come to town.
09:35I'll take care of it.
09:36I'll take care of it.
09:37I'll take care of it.
09:38You have all my faith.
09:40You have to help me pick an outfit.
10:09I want to wear something that makes Oz go.
10:12Oh.
10:13No problem.
10:14I got the tucks going on.
10:16I'm going to look hot if it even remotely fits.
10:19What you doing?
10:21Checking out the, I laughingly use the phrase, competition.
10:26Holly Charleston, nice girl, brain dead, doesn't have a prayer.
10:31Michelle Blake, open to all mankind, especially those with a letterman's jacket and a car.
10:38She could give me a run.
10:40Where's Buffy?
10:41She's going to miss the yearbook pictures.
10:43Buffy and Faith are in the library getting all sweaty.
10:47Their training?
10:48I stand by my price.
10:50I don't think she was here the day they announced them.
10:53Did anybody tell her?
10:55Well, I'll tell her now.
10:56I have to go to the nurse's office or an ice pack anyway.
10:59Did you hurt yourself?
11:00No, silly.
11:01It shrinks the pores.
11:03Oh, man.
11:04Guys should break up with you more often.
11:05Gee, thank you.
11:06No, I mean it.
11:07I mean, you really got some quality rage going.
11:08Really gives you an edge.
11:09Edge, girl.
11:10Just what I always wanted to be.
11:11Well, screw him.
11:12All right, you move on, and you party heavily, and you'll be fine.
11:13I mean, you're still going to that dance, right?
11:14Maybe.
11:15We got the tics already.
11:16Why don't we go together?
11:17I don't know about that.
11:18Come on.
11:19Find a couple studs.
11:20We'll use them and discard them.
11:21That's always fun.
11:22Yeah.
11:23I mean, you really got some quality rage going.
11:25I mean, you really got some quality rage going.
11:27Really gives you an edge.
11:28Edge, girl.
11:29Just what I always wanted to be.
11:30Well, screw him, all right?
11:31You move on, and you party heavily, and you'll be fine.
11:33I mean, you're still going to that dance, right?
11:35Maybe.
11:36We got the tics already.
11:37Why don't we go together?
11:39I don't know about that.
11:42Come on.
11:43Find a couple studs.
11:44We'll use them and discard them.
11:47It's always fun.
11:49Okay.
11:50I'm in.
11:51Not the stud-using part, though.
11:54Or probably not.
12:01Uh, Bobby.
12:02Michaud.
12:03You don't phone.
12:05You don't bite.
12:07Where's the love?
12:17Miss Moran?
12:18Hi.
12:19So glad that I ran into you.
12:20Um, I had this little incident last year of getting kicked out of school, and I'm back
12:30now, though I've done all of my makeup tests.
12:34But I still need one written recommendation from a teacher.
12:37I think the word that Principal Snyder used was glowing, uh, to put in my file so I can
12:44prove that I belong here.
12:46And, um, you are...
12:48Buffy.
12:50B-Buffy Summers.
12:53Third row, I sat by the window.
12:55Uh, your class, Contemporary American Heroes from Amelia Earhart to Maya Angelou.
13:01The class that changed my life.
13:03Were you absent a lot, um...
13:07Buffy?
13:09Buffy.
13:10Buffy.
13:11Buffy.
13:12Buffy.
13:13Buffy.
13:14Buffy.
13:15Hi.
13:16I hope you'll consider me for homecoming queen.
13:18I can't believe it.
13:23My favorite teacher, and she didn't even remember who I was.
13:28I'm like a non-person.
13:30Am I invisible?
13:32Can you see me?
13:33Big as life.
13:36But, Henry, I was prom princess.
13:39I was fiesta queen.
13:41I was on the cheerleading squad.
13:43And the yearbook was like a story of me.
13:47Now it's senior year, and I'm going to be one crappy picture on one eighth of one crappy
13:52page.
13:53Uh, no.
13:54Actually, you're not.
13:56What do you mean?
13:58Well, you, uh, missed the picture-taking.
14:01When?
14:02Why?
14:03We did them yesterday.
14:06Didn't Cordelia tell you?
14:11Thanks for your support.
14:14Buffy, you look so cute in that outfit.
14:16I'm not voting for you.
14:18Then make it snappy.
14:20How come you didn't tell me they were doing the yearbook pictures?
14:23Didn't I?
14:24Oh, I guess I forgot.
14:26What's the big?
14:27It's just...
14:28You could have thought about somebody else for 30 seconds, that's all.
14:32Hey, I am under a lot of pressure here.
14:35Oh, yeah, campaigning, rough gig.
14:38What would you know about it?
14:40Just because you were a guacamole queen when you were three doesn't mean you understand
14:44how this works.
14:45Obviously, it involves handing out entirely lame flyers.
14:49No.
14:50It involves being part of this school and having actual friends.
14:56Now, if it was about monsters, blood, and innards, then you'd be a shoo-in.
15:02I'd like to see you try to win the crown.
15:06You would?
15:07Then you will.
15:08What does that mean?
15:09I'm gonna show you how it's done.
15:10I'm gonna run for homecoming queen, and I'm going to win.
15:11This is starting to be sad.
15:12Sorry, Cordy.
15:13But you have no idea who you're messing with.
15:14What?
15:15This slayer?
15:16I'm not talking about the slayer.
15:17I'm talking about Buffy.
15:18You've awakened the prom queen within.
15:19And that crown is going to be mine.
15:20Competition.
15:21I'm gonna run for homecoming queen, and I'm going to win.
15:24This is starting to be sad.
15:26I'm sorry, Cordy.
15:27But you have no idea who you're messing with.
15:30What?
15:31This slayer?
15:32I'm not talking about the slayer.
15:35I'm talking about Buffy.
15:38You've awakened the prom queen within.
15:41And that crown is going to be mine.
15:44Competition.
15:47Competition.
15:50Competition is a beautiful thing.
15:53It makes us strive.
15:56It makes us accomplish.
15:59Occasionally, it makes us kill.
16:01We all have the desire to win.
16:05I mean, whether we're human, vampire.
16:10Whatever the hell you are, my brother.
16:16You've got spiny-looking head things.
16:19I ain't never seen that before.
16:21I am Kulak of the Miquat clan.
16:25Isn't that nice?
16:27Point is, you're all here for the same reason.
16:32Well, it sure ain't no philosophy class now, is it?
16:35Mr. Gorch, my account statement says that your deposit has not yet been made.
16:41Well, me and Candy, we've blown our whole honeymoon stash on this little game here.
16:47They're dirty.
16:48They're non-consecutive.
16:49The games will begin in a few days' time.
17:02The first target, Buffy, you've all seen.
17:05The second, Faith, is a little more elusive.
17:10But they will both be together and ready for the killing, and that is a money-back guarantee.
17:19Ladies, gentlemen, spiny-headed-looking creatures, welcome to Slayerfest 98.
17:32What do you think of this?
17:48Nice.
17:50It's my first big dance, you know?
17:53Where there's a boy in a band, and not just me alone in my room pretending that there's a boy in a band.
18:02I just want it to be...
18:03You're special.
18:04That's why I spared no expense on the tux.
18:08The tux?
18:09I thought you, uh, borrowed it from your cousin Rigby.
18:12Expense to my pride, Will.
18:15There are only relations with money, and they shun us.
18:18As they should.
18:23What do you think about this?
18:26It's like,
18:27How does your heart...
18:29Nice.
18:39What?
18:40I was just...
18:43I remember the eighth-grade cotillion?
18:46You had that clip on.
18:48Yeah, it was pretty styling with the clip on.
18:51You know, here we are, and it's home time.
18:56Ann, we should face it, Will.
18:58You and I are gonna be in a neighboring rest home while I come over so you can adjust my, um...
19:04My, uh...
19:06Well, I can't think of anything. It's not really gross, so...
19:10How does your heart...
19:14So, uh...
19:15You and Oz.
19:18How do I put this?
19:21Are we on first?
19:24Second?
19:25Or, uh...
19:26Ye gods?
19:27That's none of your business, Alexander Harris.
19:30Oh, rounding second.
19:33Uh...
19:34You don't know that.
19:35What about you and Cordelia?
19:38Oh, a gentleman never talks about his conquests.
19:42Oh, yeah, well, since when did you become a...
19:50Gentleman.
19:51Uh...
19:54I know.
19:55Nice.
19:58I was gonna go with gorgeous.
20:03Really?
20:05You too?
20:07I mean, in a...
20:08Guy way.
20:11Oz is very lucky.
20:13And so is Cordelia.
20:18Yeah, in a...
20:19Girl way.
20:23I don't know if I can dance in this.
20:25I don't know if I can dance.
20:28Come on, piece of cake.
20:30Here.
20:34Well, that seems to, uh...
20:36It's like...
20:41Yeah.
20:43This shouldn't be a...
20:45Problem.
20:47No.
20:51No problem.
21:06That didn't just happen.
21:14No.
21:15I mean, it did, but it didn't.
21:17Because I respect you.
21:18And Oz.
21:19And I would never...
21:20I would never either.
21:22It must be the clothes.
21:24It's a fluke.
21:26It's a clothes fluke.
21:27That's what it is.
21:28And there'll be no more fluking.
21:29Not ever.
21:32We gotta get out of these clothes.
21:34Right now.
21:35Oh, I didn't mean...
21:36I didn't mean either.
21:38A campaign is like a war.
21:40It's won or lost in the trenches.
21:43Holly, Michelle, and our real competition, Cordelia,
21:46all have big head starts.
21:49Speaking of big heads,
21:50if I had a watermelon as big as Cordelia's,
21:52I'd be rich.
21:56Waits for laugh?
22:01Okay, you're right.
22:02Making fun of the competition only makes me seem petty.
22:06Now, this is just like any other popularity contest.
22:09I've done this before.
22:11The only difference being this time I'm not actually popular.
22:15Although I'm not exactly unpopular.
22:18A lot of people came to my welcome home party.
22:21But they were killed by zombies.
22:23Good point.
22:24Okay.
22:25Here's the plan.
22:27Willow, I need you to make a database.
22:29See who's for us, who's on the fence, and where our real crisis areas are.
22:34Oz.
22:35You take the French.
22:37Musicians.
22:38Those not normally inclined to vote.
22:41Xander, what...
22:43Uh, Cordelia.
22:45Okay, look, I know this is a little awkward.
22:48But I don't see any reason why we all can't get along during this campaign time.
22:53I mean, we're almost friends.
22:57And we are all riding together in the limo.
23:00Yeah, great.
23:02Willow has a database coming.
23:04Uh, it's just about done.
23:09Xander.
23:11I got you new flyers.
23:14Let's get cracking.
23:20She's my girlfriend.
23:25It's just that she needs it so much more than you do.
23:31As Willow goes, so goes my nation.
23:36Thanks for what you said, Buffy.
23:37I think we're getting along great.
23:39Don't you?
23:57Seems like a lot of fuss for one little turkey.
24:00Well, you know, it's no fun if you don't try your best.
24:07As long as fun is still in the mix.
24:11Sure.
24:12It's not like anyone takes it that seriously.
24:14Well, I don't wanna be present in Superman or Clark Kent.
24:27I don't wanna walk it up in their shoes.
24:28Woo-hoo!
24:29I don't wanna walk out in their shoes.
24:30Well, I don't wanna walk out in their shoes.
24:43Come on!
24:44Cause I don't know who's that I'm on
24:52I don't know my right or wrong
24:57I don't know where I'm going to
25:02I don't know about you
25:14I'll be the rain
25:19Falling on the fire escape
25:23Sorry
25:24Here
25:25I heard you were doing this
25:30Uh, yeah, it's just something to pass the time
25:35It's silly, really
25:37I don't think so
25:38For what it's worth
25:41You have my vote
25:43No, I don't want you to feel
25:44Thank you
25:47I don't wanna make you mad
25:52I don't wanna meet your dad
25:56I don't want to be your dream come true
26:02Cause I don't know just what I felt
26:10I don't know my sky from the ground
26:15I don't know where I'm going to
26:21I don't know about you
26:30Hey
26:43Hi
26:44How are you?
26:45You good?
26:45You look good
26:46Anything new?
26:48Hey, did I mention you look good?
26:50Well, it's okay that you're helping Cordelia
26:52We're best friends
26:55I'm not gonna hold it against you
26:56No
26:57I'm not a friend
26:59I'm a rabid dog who should be shot
27:02But there are forces at work here
27:04Dark, incomprehensible forces
27:06And I'm sure they're more important than all we've been through together
27:10Or the number of times that I've saved your life
27:15What do you want?
27:1815 minutes alone on your computer with Cordelia's database
27:21Okay
27:22Good
27:24Oh
27:25So I spoke to the limo people and we're all set
27:28They'll pick up Faith, then me, then swing by and get you guys
27:32Now
27:33What's your database tell you about my weaknesses?
27:42You know, Jonathan
27:43I always felt a special bond between you and me
27:48Cordelia gave me six bucks
27:51That buys a whole lot of cupcakes
27:54Are you kidding?
27:57I've been doing the Vulcan death grip since I was four
28:00So you really are giving out money, huh?
28:04Is that any more tacky than your faux I'm Shy but Deep campaign posters?
28:11Yes
28:12This whole trying to be like me really isn't funny anymore
28:16I was never trying to be like you
28:20And when was it funny?
28:21I don't see why your pathetic need to recapture your glory days
28:25Gives you the right to splinter my vote
28:28How can you think it's okay to talk to people like this?
28:32Do you have parents?
28:33Yeah
28:34Two of them
28:35Unlike some people
28:36Your brain isn't even connected to your mouth, is it?
28:41Why don't you do us both a favor and stay out of my way?
28:44Don't
28:46Ever
28:47Do that again
28:49You're sick, you know that?
28:52Okay, let's not say something we'll regret later, okay?
28:54You crazy freak
28:55Vapid whore
28:56Like that
28:57What did you call me?
29:00This is just
29:01The worst thing that's ever happened
29:05Ever
29:06I know
29:08I know
29:08I know
29:08It's just
29:10When I look at you now
29:12It's like I'm seeing you for the first time
29:15I'm talking about Buffy and Cordelia
29:18Me too
29:20What are we gonna do?
29:24I mean, we have to do something
29:25This is all our fault
29:27How did you get from chick fight to our fault?
29:30Because
29:32We felt so guilty about the fluke
29:34We overcompensated helping Cordelia
29:37And we spun the whole group dynamic out of orbit
29:40And we're just a big meteor shower heading for Earth
29:44Okay, calm down
29:46Let's just put our heads together and think of something
29:48Okay, now
29:49One of us here is pretty darn smart
29:51And I am
29:52Just in hell
29:56I mean, I thought being a senior at last
30:00And having a girlfriend at last
30:04Would be a good thing
30:05Now, why wouldn't that be a good thing?
30:09What?
30:12Sometimes when you're falling to pieces
30:14Your mouth, it just does the sweetest thing
30:18What are we gonna do?
30:27We just have to get the two of them communicating
30:29You're talking about us
30:48What's going on here?
31:00Or is Faith
31:01Dear Cordelia and Buffy
31:09We won't be riding to the dance with you
31:12We want you to work out your problems
31:14Because our friendships are more important
31:16Than who wins homecoming queen
31:18You're friends
31:20P.S. The limo was not cheap
31:23Work it out
31:24Well
31:29They bought us corsages
31:35I took the orchid
31:37Okay
31:40I don't see what the big deal is
32:03I'm not making a big deal
32:05You wanted the orchid
32:07You got the orchid
32:08It goes with my complexion better
32:12It does have that sallow tint
32:16Finally we're here
32:21What is this?
32:35Okay guys
32:38We've had enough of your stupid little games
32:40What's massively wrong with this picture?
32:44Hello ladies
32:55Welcome to Slayer Fest 98
32:58What is a Slayer Fest you ask?
33:02Well as in most of life
33:03There's the hunters
33:04And the haunted
33:06Can you guess where you two fall?
33:10From the beginning of this tape
33:12You have exactly 30 seconds
33:14No that's 17 now
33:18To run for your lives
33:21Faith
33:22Puffy
33:24Puffy
33:24Have a nice death
33:27Hello
33:34How stupid are you people?
33:37She's a Slayer
33:38I'm a homecoming queen
33:40She flies from a blinded line
34:00Spirals to my heart
34:03What are you two so mopey about?
34:10No we're not mopey
34:11We're grooving
34:13Anaz's band
34:15He's a great guy out
34:17You wrote this song for me
34:21Sleazebag
34:27We have to find Buckley
34:33Something terrible's happened
34:35Miss Kitty
34:36I thought I could be a scare
34:38Those finger sandwiches
34:41We have an idea
34:55We talk to these people
34:57We explain that I'm not a Slayer
34:59And they let me go
35:01Look out
35:02Get down
35:06That's gotta smart
35:18Now I can let you out of that
35:21Or I can put a bullet in your head
35:22How many are there in this little game
35:25And what are they packing?
35:29That's me
35:30Two Germans with AR-15s
35:33And grenade launcher
35:34Yellow skin demon with long knives
35:37Vampire couple from Texas
35:39Named Gorge
35:40That everybody?
35:42Everybody who's out here
35:44Germans are wired
35:45Their boss is tracking them on computer
35:47Now get me out of this
35:49Could I just ask you an easy favor?
35:52Could you just tell your friends
35:54That I'm not a Slayer?
35:56Woo!
36:04Scott?
36:05There you are, honey
36:06Hey, good news
36:08Doctor says that the itching
36:10And the swelling
36:10And the burning
36:11Should clear up
36:12But we gotta keep using the ointment
36:14Hi
36:15I suspect the finger food contains
36:30Actual fingers
36:32I think I'll retreat to the library
36:35Until the coronation
36:36I want to be here when Buffy
36:40Well, however the thing turns out for me
36:43And that was a very fine thing
36:46You two did
36:47Putting Buffy and Cordelia together
36:50We did one fine thing
36:59Yeah, they've been gone for a while
37:03They must really be getting into it
37:05We should be safe in here for a while
37:14You need to find a weapon
37:16Safe?
37:19I'm not safe
37:20I'm gonna die
37:22Yeah, you are if you just stand there
37:30I'm never gonna be crowned homecoming queen
37:35I'm never gonna graduate from high school
37:39I'm never gonna know if it's real between me and Xander
37:42If it's just
37:43Some temporary insanity that made me think
37:47I loved him
37:50And now I'm never gonna get the chance to tell him
37:54Yes, you are
37:58We are gonna get out of here
38:00And we are gonna head back to the library
38:02Where Giles and the rest of the weapons live
38:04Then I'm gonna take out the rest of these guys
38:06Just in time for you to congratulate me
38:09On my sweeping victory as homecoming queen
38:11I know what you're up to
38:15You think if you get me mad enough
38:18I won't be so scared
38:19And hey
38:22It's working
38:24Where's a damn weapon?
38:31You really love Xander?
38:33Well, he kind of grows on you
38:36Like
38:36A cheap pet
38:38That's it?
38:43Just this and a telephone
38:44A telephone
38:47And you didn't think that'd be helpful?
38:51No, this is better for
38:52Oh
38:54You're about to see why Daniel Boone and that idiot demon are creatures of the past
39:05And why I am the future
39:08I'm picking up a signal
39:11They've got a phone
39:15If you get this message, Giles
39:16Get help and get out here
39:18Hello?
39:21What happened?
39:24I went dead
39:25Want me to cut that leg off?
39:35No thanks
39:36Continue proceeding
39:44Soft ninety meters
39:46To vector three
39:47Giles, it's me
40:01And Cordelia
40:02We're in a cabin in Miller's woods
40:04And we're in big trouble
40:06Why is it every time I go somewhere with you
40:12It always ends in violence and terror?
40:14Welcome to my life
40:17I don't want to be in your life
40:19I want to be in my life
40:21What?
40:24There's the door
40:25Please feel free to walk out at any time of your life
40:28All I wanted was to be homecoming queen
40:32And that's all I wanted to, Cordelia
40:36It's been a year's allowance on this dress
40:42I don't even get why you care about homecoming
40:46When you're doing stuff like this
40:47Because this is all I do
40:53This is what my life is
40:56You couldn't understand
41:04I just thought
41:09Homecoming queen
41:11I could pick up a yearbook someday and say
41:16I was there
41:18I went to high school
41:20I had friends
41:22And
41:22For one moment
41:25I got to live in the world
41:28And that would be proof
41:31Proof
41:35That I was chosen for something other than this
41:39Besides
41:45I look cute in a tiara
41:48Do you hear?
41:51Or the gun
42:07Ordelia
42:22The spatula
42:23Prepare to launch
42:28Target's in range
42:37Ready your weapon
42:38Y-axis 53 degrees west by 8 degrees south
42:44Buffy
42:44Don't
42:54We've got to get back to the library
43:23That easy, darling
43:44These things will go through you faster than Grandpa Pete's chili
43:48I want to do Buffy
43:50My wedding present
43:52For what happened to your poor brother
43:54Detective
43:55When's she coming?
43:58Well, he's her watcher
44:00She'll show
44:01Just as soon as she gets rid of some more competition
44:05They're heading west
44:14Back into town
44:16They've got to wait
44:18Temporarily
44:20I'll give it up for the slaves
44:23They got character
44:24I'll take care of it
44:33Evening gentlemen
44:40How may I help you?
44:43Excuse me
44:44Anybody got a woman right here?
44:49Jungle Bob and Spike Kid are down and out
44:51We've lost the Germans twice
44:52But they seem to keep finding us
44:53If we take them out
44:55And the Gorges
44:55We can still make homecoming
44:56Those animals
44:58Those animals hunting us down
44:59My poor defenseless
45:00Well, animals
45:02We just need to find you
45:07Buffy
45:19Buffy
45:19Buffy
45:23Brandon
45:30I'm gonna kill both you slayers for this
45:39You hear me?
45:41I hear you
45:41You redneck moron
45:43You got a dress that goes with that hat?
45:45I'm gonna
45:46Rip out my innards
45:48Play with my eyeballs
45:49Boil my brain and eat it for brunch
45:51Listen up, needle brain
45:53Buffy and I have taken out
45:55Four of your cronies
45:56Not to mention your girlfriend
45:58Life!
45:59Whatever
45:59The point is
46:01I haven't even broken a sweat
46:02See, in the end
46:04Buffy's just the runner-up
46:06I'm the queen
46:07You get me mad?
46:10What do you think I'm gonna do to you?
46:19Later
46:19I should teach him to mistake you for a slayer
46:34Yes, I must admit
46:36I do feel partly responsible
46:38I did give your friends tacit approval
46:41To make the switch in the limousine
46:43Nah, it's okay
46:45Gave Cor and I a chance
46:47To spend some quality death time
46:49I haven't got these free corsages
46:51Oh
46:52That's nice
46:53Well, I don't recall them mentioning corsage
46:58Jungle Bob
47:00Said that the Germans were hooked into a computer system
47:04And they're hooked into us
47:10Oh God
47:19Get rid of these things
47:20I need some wet toilet paper
47:22Yeah
47:23That'll help
47:24Pensmitting coordinates
47:32Now
47:33Fifty feet away
47:37Access six degrees by forty-three
47:55I have them both in range
47:59I have the targets together
48:07Twenty feet north and stationary
48:09Final position is locked
48:11Fire when ready
48:13Both targets seven degrees by thirty-five
48:23Adjust right ten degrees
48:30Fire
48:31I won
48:53Hello
48:58Nice to meet you
49:13Yeah
49:14Hi
49:14It's a pleasure
49:15Where am I?
49:16In my office
49:17I'm Richard Wilkins
49:18I'm the mayor of Sunnydale
49:20And you're
49:21Mr. Trick
49:22Please sit down
49:25That's an exciting suit
49:30Well, clothes make the man
49:34Yep
49:35As I understand it
49:37You're not a man
49:39Exactly
49:40Mr. Trick
49:42I've been the mayor for quite some time
49:45I like things to run smoothly
49:48This is a very important year for me
49:51Election year
49:53Something like that
49:55If this is the point where you tell me
49:58That I don't fit in here
50:00In your quiet little neighborhood
50:01You can just skip it
50:02Because see, that all got old
50:04Long before I became a vampire
50:06Do you know what I'm saying?
50:08Do you have children?
50:09Children are the heart of a community
50:14They need to be looked after
50:16Controlled
50:18The more rebellious element
50:20Needs to be dealt with
50:22The children are our future
50:26We need them
50:27I need them
50:29If this rebellious element
50:32Means who I think it does
50:34Then
50:34That problem may be
50:36Taken care of
50:37This very night
50:39So I've heard
50:41That's a very enterprising idea
50:43You have
50:44Slayer Fest
50:45I love that name
50:48By the way
50:48You see
50:49That's the kind of initiative
50:51I need
50:52On my team
50:53What if I don't want to be
50:54A part of the team
50:55Oh no
50:57That won't be an issue
50:59See, you and I
51:03Are going to get along
51:05Very well
51:05Moist towelette
51:08Hey guys
51:13The moment we've all
51:14Been waiting for
51:15They're going to announce
51:20The Queen
51:20Where are they?
51:21What's keeping them?
51:22This year's homecoming
51:23I'm going to go with
51:24Mud wrestling
51:25Oh God
51:31What did you two do
51:32To each other?
51:33Long story
51:34Got hunted
51:35Apparently not that long
51:38Tell you one thing though
51:41You don't want to mess
51:43With Cordelia
51:44No
51:47In this envelope
51:50I will have the name
51:51This year's
51:52Homecoming queen
51:54Everyone remember
51:56After all that we've been through tonight
51:58This whole
51:59Who gets to be queen
52:00Capade
52:01Seems pretty
52:01Damn important
52:03Oh yeah
52:03And the winner is
52:05And the winner is
52:06Hey I believe we have a first
52:16For Sunnydale High
52:17We have a tie
52:19The winners are
52:21Holly Charleston
52:22And Michelle Blake
52:24I'm just so honored
52:42I can't believe it
52:45I mean like you would pick me
52:48Or us
52:49And I've ever grown
52:50The whole school
52:51It's just
52:52So wonderful
52:54I promised myself
52:58I wasn't going to cry
53:00What a
53:01On
53:02Wyoming
53:04I
53:05I
53:07looking at
53:08The
53:08morning
53:09I
53:09I
53:09I
53:10And
53:10I
53:40Grr.
53:41Arrgh.