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00:00I don't want to go to school, I don't need no education, I don't want to be like you, I don't want to save the nation, I don't want to live my life, every day I celebrate.
00:30You're among themselves, иногда you come to be like you, I don't want to live my life, every day I die.
00:36Are you sure to jump in? I'm still debating them to log in!
00:48This is Regis Millis asking the question, who wants to be a millionaire?
00:53Okay, it is time for us to find another contestant to join me in the Millionaire Circle.
00:59All right.
01:00Contestants, please put the following in the correct ascending order.
01:05The Mesozoic Era.
01:07Turbulence.
01:09Lee Iacocca.
01:10Affluence.
01:15Okay, okay.
01:16Let's see who was first to answer correctly.
01:20Come on, Lorraine Swanson.
01:23And join me in the Millionaire Circle.
01:25Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:26Come on and join me in the Millionaire Circle.
01:30I have to go around.
01:31Go around.
01:33Come on and join me in the Millionaire Circle.
01:36Sorry about that.
01:38Sorry about that.
01:39Come on over and join me in the Millionaire Circle.
01:43Join me in the Millionaire Circle.
01:48In a million dollars.
01:50Oh, you asshole.
01:52Oh, here we are.
01:58Good.
01:59Good.
02:04Good.
02:06Okay, Maureen, let's play who wants to be a millionaire.
02:13Ah, that chair's cute.
02:17Oh, come on.
02:19All right, here it goes.
02:23What does a doorknob open?
02:27Number A, a door.
02:29What did you say?
02:31Number A, a door.
02:33Number B, matches.
02:35Number C, herbs.
02:37Number D, mother.
02:39What do you suppose this chair is made of, huh?
02:43What is that like, some kind of...
02:45I don't know.
02:47Hmm, I don't know, maybe a...
02:49I don't know.
02:51Maybe a Naugaha.
02:53Naugaha.
02:55Naugaha.
02:57Naugaha.
02:59That's it.
03:01Eyes on the prize, Lorraine.
03:02Let's keep on tracking.
03:03Now let's remember, you have three lifelines you can use here on who wants to be a millionaire.
03:07You can call someone, we can remove two of the wrong answers from a screen, or you can ask our studio audience here for help.
03:15I'll ask these folks over here, I suppose.
03:17Okay.
03:19Wrong.
03:21Oh.
03:23What do you suppose that's made of over there, huh?
03:25Some kind of...
03:27What is that like a Naugaha.
03:29Lorraine.
03:30You suppose that's a Naugaha.
03:31We're talking about Naugaha.
03:32We're talking about the...
03:33Huh?
03:34We're talking about the...
03:35Lorraine.
03:36Join me here in the winner circle.
03:37Yeah.
03:38Millionaire circle.
03:39I don't know what it is.
03:40Join me here to win a million dollars.
03:41That's not right!
03:42There you go.
03:43Now Lorraine, we're talking about the doorknob.
03:44The question is...
03:45Look at that!
03:46It's a white one!
03:47Oh!
03:48Oh!
03:49Oh!
03:50Oh!
03:51Oh!
03:52Uh-huh!
03:53Game Show, no time limits.
03:54Huh?
03:55That's a good idea.
03:56We'll be right back after this!
03:57Whee!
03:58Yeah, that's nice!
04:00Oh!
04:01Oh!
04:02Oh!
04:03Oh!
04:04Oh!
04:05Oh!
04:06Oh!
04:07Oh!
04:08Oh!
04:09Oh!
04:10Oh!
04:11Oh!
04:12Oh!
04:13Oh!
04:14Day three, woman.
04:17Day three.
04:22All right.
04:23Two of the wrong answers have been removed.
04:25Mother and door.
04:28That's it. Mother with door.
04:29Two.
04:30All right.
04:30100% of the audience has voted that the answer is door.
04:34Huh?
04:35Here's another hint.
04:36It ain't mother.
04:40$100 question.
04:42A doorknob opens a door.
04:44What?
04:45Does a doorknob open?
04:47The only choice is a door.
04:52You're cute.
04:55In the name of all that is holy, say the word door.
04:58Say the door.
04:59Huh?
04:59Door.
05:02Door.
05:06Say the word.
05:07Come here.
05:07Come here.
05:10Say the word door.
05:12Say the word door.
05:14Not a door.
05:16Huh?
05:16Door.
05:18Sort of a door.
05:19Door!
05:20Okay, she's a door.
05:21She's a door.
05:21She's a door.
05:22How would you look at that?
05:28Another chair.
05:30Oh.
05:31See, how much for the pair, huh?
05:33Oh.
05:33We will return to our program after these messages.
05:49Man, I might just chill tonight.
05:53Puppy monkey baby.
05:55Puppy monkey baby.
05:58Puppy monkey baby.
06:00Puppy monkey baby.
06:01Puppy monkey.
06:04Baby.
06:06Puppy monkey baby.
06:09Puppy monkey baby.
06:10Puppy monkey baby.
06:11Puppy monkey baby.
06:14Puppy monkey baby.
06:15Puppy monkey baby.
06:16Mountain Dew Kickstart.
06:17Dew.
06:17Juice.
06:18Caffeine.
06:18International House of Pancakes
06:37International House of Pancakes
06:43Just for the fun of it
06:47Of course, it says pancakes on the outside
06:50But there's a lot more on the inside
06:53And the prices?
06:56Designed for the very hungry family
06:58International House of Pancakes
07:01International House of Pancakes
07:08Just for the fun of it
07:17There's good reason for my glistening skin
07:26And how I shine
07:29And how my pores are so clean and clear
07:34I eat little baby's ice cream
07:46It keeps me young
07:47It keeps me light on my feet
07:50I spring from activity to activity
07:54I love my job
07:55I love my life
07:57When you eat little baby's ice cream
08:00You'll wink and nod
08:03With great enthusiasm
08:05This is a special time
08:07Ice cream is a feeling
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09:34A presentation from KVIE, Sacramento.
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14:04Oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:35Competing tonight for a fortune and fabulous prizes, please welcome Anthony Clark, Steve
15:42Doug Jenkins, and Scotty K. Now, the host of Wheel of Dozens, Stu Duncan.
15:49Hello, and welcome to Wheel of Dozens, where talking trash can get you cash, so when the
15:55wheel's turning, it's your mama we're burning.
15:58Oh, but first, let's welcome my lovely assistant, Pajime.
16:07So you are all that in a bag of chips.
16:11Go to hell, Stu.
16:13Now show us what our contestants are playing for tonight.
16:17Well, Stu, it's a classic lowrider with dual overhead cams and four-wheel hydraulic shocks
16:22to keep you bouncing to the beat.
16:23This is not your mama's Oldsmobile.
16:26Back to you, Stu.
16:28One of you just might be driving at home tonight.
16:30All right, then.
16:31That's me.
16:31Round one, Scotty J.
16:33Time to spin the Wheel of Dozens.
16:35Let's do this.
16:36Here we go.
16:36Come on.
16:37Your mama's so stacked.
16:38Your mama's so stacked.
16:39Your mama's feet's so big.
16:41Uh, your mama's feet's so big, her sneakers got to have license plates on them.
16:45T-Dog, round the heel.
16:47Right.
16:48Okay, Stu.
16:50Here we go.
16:51Come on, your mama's so hairy.
16:53Mama's so hairy.
16:54Mama's so hairy.
16:55Mama's so hairy.
16:56Your mama's butt, T-Dog, is so bony.
16:59Your mama's butt's so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two.
17:04Oh, yeah.
17:07Heal.
17:07Anthony, the wheel is yours.
17:10Okay.
17:11All right.
17:12Mama's so fat.
17:13Here we go.
17:15Mama's so fat.
17:17Your mama's so beautiful.
17:19Anthony.
17:20What?
17:21So beautiful, man.
17:23Oh, sorry.
17:24Time's up.
17:25Not an easy category, Anthony, but plenty of time to make it up and run, too, where you double
17:29your dollars if you double your disc.
17:31Scotty J, let her rip.
17:33Here we go.
17:35Double the dollar value.
17:37Uh, let's go.
17:38Come on, baby.
17:39Come on, baby.
17:40Your mama's so hairy.
17:42Uh, your mama's so hairy, she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on.
17:45Yes.
17:47Your mama's so hairy, uh, uh, she got afros on her nipples.
17:50That's dumb.
17:52Oh, beautiful.
17:54A deuce.
17:54T-Dog, you're up.
17:55Right, right.
17:57Let her rip.
17:57Here we go.
18:00Come on now.
18:01Come on now.
18:02Your mama's so stupid.
18:03Come on now.
18:04T-Dog, you've got a stupid mama.
18:06Hey, man, if you don't check yourself, talk about my mama, like, what's up with you, man?
18:09Just playing the game.
18:12Okay.
18:14Just playing the game.
18:16Stu, your mama's so stupid.
18:18I told her it was chilly outside, she wouldn't grab the spoon.
18:26Your mama's so stupid, she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing away the W's.
18:32Double this.
18:34Double this.
18:35Right.
18:36Anthony, your turn.
18:37Okay.
18:38All right.
18:38Oh, man.
18:39Here we go.
18:41Anthony.
18:43Good boy.
18:44Your mama's so good at math.
18:46You've got to be kidding me.
18:47What kind of category is that?
18:51Sorry, Anthony, no points again.
18:53Yeah, but, man, who ever heard of your mama's so good at math, right?
18:58I've said it before.
19:00I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
19:02The wheel can be a f***.
19:05Well, it brings us to round three.
19:07That's triple dozens, and it's still anybody's game.
19:10Scotty J, give it a spin.
19:13Let's go.
19:14And we're looking for a greasy mama, Scotty J.
19:17Greasy mama, greasy mama.
19:19Your mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
19:22All right.
19:23Your mama's so greasy, she used bacon as a Band-Aid.
19:27Your mama's so greasy, when she slid into second base, I ended up in Detroit.
19:32And he hits the train.
19:34Nicely done.
19:34T-Dog, you're going to have to go three for three to stay alive.
19:38Give it a spin.
19:39Ain't none, G.
19:41There we go.
19:42Come on, come on.
19:43Your mama's so fat.
19:43Come on.
19:44Yeah.
19:45Yeah.
19:45Your mama's so fat, T-Dog.
19:47Your mama's so fat, she play hopscotch like this.
19:49L.A., Chicago, New York, Detroit.
19:53Live, live, live.
19:59Your mama's so fat, she's got to wake up in section.
20:01D-O.
20:02Yes.
20:07Right, right, right.
20:10Your mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign, and it just said HD.
20:16Simple play, and the game is tied.
20:20Anthony spins.
20:25Man, you heard it.
20:26Let it rip.
20:28Here we go.
20:31You're not my soul.
20:33It's about shooting, Steve.
20:35Oh, no, man.
20:36Hold on a second.
20:37This is foul, man.
20:38This is foul, man.
20:40Out of time.
20:42T-Dog, Scottie J.
20:43You're tied at 600 points.
20:45And Anthony.
20:45Hey, hey.
20:46I brought you to the soul, man.
20:47I'm sorry, man.
20:47I'm sorry.
20:48Oh, no, no, no, no.
20:50I'll get you on break.
20:51No, you're sorry.
20:52Go ahead.
20:52Go ahead.
20:52Stu, man.
20:53Tell him to say that.
20:53Anthony no longer in the house.
20:55Don't be scared of, man.
20:56This ain't fair.
20:57Well.
20:58She's.
20:58But that means we do have a tie.
21:02And that means you're both going to advance to the lightning round.
21:05Come on down here for bonus play.
21:07You know how the rules are done.
21:09You've got one minute to provoke our mystery guest to violence.
21:12Hey, bring him on.
21:13Whatever.
21:13Our mystery guest tonight was a recipient of the 1990 Nobel Peace Prize.
21:17She has dedicated her entire life to helping the sick, the orphan, and the diseased folk
21:22of Calcutta.
21:23She's everybody's favorite mama.
21:24And certainly no one could make this sweet woman lose her temper.
21:27Give it up.
21:28Her mother, Teresa.
21:31Oh.
21:32Mother Teresa, it's delightful to have you on the game.
21:35Yes.
21:35It's a pleasure to be here, Stu.
21:3760 seconds on the clock.
21:39And begin.
21:40Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:41Your muscle skinny, I gave a piece of popcorn and she went into a damn coma.
21:46Yeah, your mama got one arm.
21:48She's swimming in a circle.
21:50You see, I have nothing but love in my heart.
21:52And you need a Tic-Tac in your mouth.
21:56What?
21:57Yeah, yeah.
21:57You heard him.
21:58You heard him.
21:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:59Yeah, yeah.
21:59Your mother got one ear and a burnt potato chip.
22:03Yes, but...
22:04Yeah, yeah, your mama gum so black she can spit chocolate milk.
22:09But, man, you don't know what you say.
22:11I still love you.
22:12You still need a Tic-Tac.
22:16Yeah, your mama, your mama's so fat when she wear a red dress, everybody yell,
22:19Hey, Kool-Aid!
22:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:24Your mama's so small she pulls the trophy.
22:27Why must you be disrespectful to my mother?
22:30She never does nothing to me.
22:31That's your mama, ain't my mama.
22:33You hear me?
22:33Yeah, your mama got so many suckles around her stomach, she looked like the damn hamburger.
22:38I've got to say this about my mother.
22:40She's a good mother.
22:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
22:42Hey, inside is done.
22:44Here is the car.
22:46Here we go.
22:47That's how it's done.
22:48Alright, we'll see you next time.
22:58That's dumb.
22:59We will return to our program after these messages.
23:13Harriet! Harriet, the cleanser, it turned blue.
23:17That's right, Uncle Charlie. I'd switch to Ajax cleanser.
23:20You see that blueberry stain? Ajax shakes out white, turns blue when it works.
23:25Hmm. It's a chemical reaction that releases real power to clean and whiten.
23:31Please let the dog out.
23:33Ajax cleanser, turns blue as it powers out stains.
23:44Hey, what's up?
23:46Not much, wishing I was watching the game, having a bud. What's up with you?
23:51Like you, wishing I was watching the game, having a bud.
23:54True. True.
23:56What's up?
23:57What's up?
23:58What's up?
23:59Yo, where's the unit?
24:02What's up?
24:03What's up?
24:13What's up?!
24:14It's a smart world.
24:26Don't be stupid about how you get around tonight.
24:33That was close.
24:35True.
24:36True.
24:37This is Antonio Santelli.
24:54Locked in the heel of his boot, a big pen.
25:07No matter how you punish it, a Bic ballpoint pen writes first time, every time.
25:19And here's why.
25:20Bic's textured diamite ball is the hardest metal made.
25:24Precision fitted into a solid brass nose hole.
25:27Bic medium point, 19 cents.
25:29Bic fine point, 25 cents.
25:32Bic writes first time, every time.
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26:18Quiet, Clara.
26:19Thank you, Tamara.
26:27Thank you, Sarah.
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