Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Australia who said she was charged more by her waxer because the area she needed done was big. They then find out she has OnlyFans content, and so does her mom.
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00:00a young australian woman has been left absolutely fuming after she got a text
00:12from her brazilian waxer
00:15what um just words or an image just words okay 27 year old sarah button took to social media
00:25after her first brazilian waxing appointment to say she received an unexpected message from the
00:31waxer now for those that don't know a brazilian wax is when you get your pubic hair removed it's
00:37a fairly intimate experience the message she got in a text after started off nice enough
00:43brazilian's also up the back though right butthole yeah butthole that's the whole thing
00:49yeah she's just putting it out there you guys should know this by now we've talked about that's
00:54i wanted to make sure you know because that's the whole deal it's the whole deal whole deal so she
01:00starts off nice enough in the message but then she drops the bombshell that she's gonna have to charge
01:04her more next time oh harry said just in the future i'll have to charge you more for the size of your
01:10area oh rude damn hope that makes sense nothing crazy five or ten bucks extra the waxer wrote
01:18so she's got thick she's got a big fupa i wonder if it yeah like just travels up a lot higher than
01:25those yeah so it's like which by the way i always thought was fat upper area but apparently it's fat
01:31upper pubic area okay that's the actual i believe i don't think they call it that i don't think a
01:39doctor called it upper pubic area okay yeah but no you won't go to the doctor let's take a look at
01:44your fupa your fupa is getting no let's start whacking it around a bit so she has more hair
01:50and and a bigger area bigger area i wonder if it's spread it's so rude yeah i mean it's awful
01:56i mean i mean if you get if you get a lawn service and you have more land and you're right you know
02:02you make a point you make a point if you there's a better way to go about it as a business person i
02:09would think you'd say well just my rates are going up yeah you probably that's you know
02:14economy is so smart you know tough times out there everything inflation yeah charge more just calling
02:22me like oh listen i you know with the tariffs my the price of wax just went up a little bit just
02:27five bucks something like not not a big deal you know let's say maybe one day we'll get back to
02:31normal yeah the circumference of your area and the times we're in we're just not going to be able to
02:36accommodate you at the former prices so i mean it would be i would cost a fortune oh if they had
02:44to do your fupa oh my god not even like if i had if i went to a place and i was like brazil me up
02:50the button all the button all i mean stop it now lisa number one i'm in there all day
03:00i mean they gotta they gotta cancel appointments they do i don't know a lot of business because i
03:06feel like once they started they would this guy took us for everything we have we got no wax left
03:12360 waxer they got buffing machines i just because once you start
03:22you know is that someone with full coverage who's this lady this is the lady this is the woman who got
03:28the text she's got the big fupa oh see that's terrible stuff don't put yourself in the you can
03:35tell it's oh you went from like compassionate to like talking about what i'm saying i'm not even
03:42saying i just like don't if a story broke about my fupa i wouldn't be like hey i'm the fupa guy
03:50like you know what i mean like don't put myself out there i'm not putting myself out there
03:56you're doing interviews and it just says fupa guy underneath his name
04:00you know i got a big smile on my face she doesn't mind obviously it doesn't bother her
04:08doesn't care she wants to out the person really goes higher than you think see right there fatty
04:13upper pubic area best known as fupa yeah when they capitalize it all it seems very official
04:20she's a weather girl leather oh leather model go back to weather yeah leather model
04:28yep okay uh this is another terrible thing i'm gonna bring up okay um what i've seen recently
04:38are the people growing it outside of their pants or their pubes have you seen this no i haven't seen
04:45yeah so like someone like this who has a higher fupa than others lets it grow out beyond to show it
04:55off a little bit damn that's like a that's like a new thing grows that far up yeah i think that's
05:01like how low are your pants like i don't get it hey listen i don't want you to look it up because
05:10then it'll be in your feed whose feed i'm not looking it up my feed is a mess you know what i mean
05:16i don't oh god whoa whoa whoa yeah i mean we're not gonna see no we're not gonna see
05:25no i mean that is no that's that is unfortunately that is just silly in the word i mean if you look
05:32like male chewbacca in a covid mask i think it's more like um there are some people out there that
05:38think that it's a it's a cute thing it's cute it is not to see to see the top runaway it's just
05:44coming out the top no a little bit it's not it's not cute so uh i'm just um i'm i'm just here to
05:52report yeah i didn't know this what i'm picking up on you know the trends this lady's fupa is just so
05:57and now the world knows what's up what's up jason what have you found what are you seeing
06:04you find you back at work at the desk over there oh yeah she's like only fans and you can see all the
06:12i'll send y'all ever see your full fupa full anal and so this is that's how she this is
06:17advertisement for her then does that make you tune in to someone's page i guess so big fupa
06:23well some guys some guys don't mind that some guys love it whoa that is a big fupa yeah i mean
06:29that thing's hefty holy fupa you got more like the graphic stuff some more yeah go to your other
06:35you can't hide from me jason was turned around at his computer he was he was hard at work i saw
06:42the scientist it was awesome he was like wiping his face oh my god whoa that's different than oppa
06:51damn i'm expecting flame and cheese
07:00i'll never experience saganaki the same way again
07:08i want to go home
07:11it's just the hair burning off the juice
07:15you can understand i mean that waxer was there for hours oh my god
07:20a lot of work my goodness a lot of work to be done
07:25that's a meaty area
07:29oh man ah shoot huh that is big
07:36what are we doing where are we going
07:40we're going to girls
07:41see some greek street dancing
07:45this is the sound of that woman's spatula
07:49when you zoom in on her jeans with like a like a microscope that's what you see
07:56oh my god dude
07:56how in the world
07:58oh my goodness gracious
08:00that is thick
08:02that is thick
08:04that's anal
08:05this
08:06these pictures with this music is like nothing i've ever experienced
08:10it's like being at an art exhibit
08:11no one has
08:12no one has
08:13in fact
08:14it's like if you go to like one of those weird art exhibits
08:15yeah like
08:16you can kind of see it
08:17the photos on the wall this is playing
08:19and you're like oh yeah
08:20this is the artwork of dave hunter
08:23check my exhibit fupa
08:27everyone's got flaming cheese
08:29like i don't know what we're watching right now but
08:33holy cow
08:38so yeah this didn't even happen to her
08:41i'm guessing she just like is
08:43advertising
08:44yeah i mean
08:45yeah she told her friend to send it
08:47i mean it's good for her
08:49makes me feel like i'm on vacation
08:53yeah
08:55traveling degrees
08:56yeah like i've done some traveling
08:58it's like traveling but staying home
09:01all at the same time
09:03yeah it's not my
09:05wouldn't be my cup of tea
09:06i can tell you that right now
09:07you can't even look
09:10i don't like
09:11he's turned away
09:12i don't like looking at that
09:13well i mean
09:14i mean have a nice one
09:15it's uh
09:16that other one's her mom
09:18her mom's on only fans
09:20what
09:20her mom
09:21go down that picture is her mom
09:23what
09:23this
09:24yeah
09:25oh my god
09:26what what
09:27that's her mom
09:28that's her mom
09:29yeah
09:29where
09:30here
09:31it's so hardcore
09:32it blacked out
09:33it blacked out
09:34no
09:36no
09:37you don't tap them like you
09:38i'm doing the dave tap
09:39i'm doing the dave tap
09:41get out of here
09:42get out of here
09:44i'm gonna throw a shoe at dave
09:47there used to be a video game called abe's odyssey
09:50that's kind of what she looks like
09:55abe's odyssey
09:56i don't know what that is
09:58but i don't want to play it
09:59look up abe's odyssey
10:01i don't know andy
10:02i don't know what that is
10:03why are you putting your mom's
10:05abe's odyssey
10:07abe's odyssey
10:08she's abe
10:13odd world
10:15oh god
10:18yeah
10:18because her eyeballs are like that
10:20yeah
10:20what in the world
10:22my microphone sounds weird or something
10:24oh does it
10:25i don't know
10:25maybe it was all my tapping
10:26yeah why don't you sound perfect
10:28this lady's eyes are right behind
10:31maybe she burned it out with her
10:32can you find her stuff
10:33would you like to see her
10:34no
10:34no
10:35no
10:35i believe she's eating an oyster
10:38but fully clothed
10:39no
10:40it's one of the grossest angel ever
10:42ruin oysters
10:42go for it
10:43just fine
10:44do it
10:45do it dave
10:46if you want to see a slimy liquid
10:47go into this woman's bottle
10:49yes
10:49do it
10:50do it
10:51do it
10:52do it
10:53where is it
10:54to have erections
10:55again
10:56again
10:56at some point
10:57and eat oysters
10:58well you don't eat oysters
10:59yeah but i mean this lady eating oysters might be the
11:01do it
11:02here we go
11:03buckle
11:04i don't
11:04i can't
11:05i don't even know if we can listen to it
11:07i won't
11:08oh god
11:10oh
11:11see
11:12this message is brought to you by
11:13oh
11:13i don't know what we're playing
11:15i don't know where it's coming from
11:18we're playing with erection fire there
11:21yeah we are
11:22i don't like it
11:23oh that took a turn
11:24i was not expecting
11:25that was one of the
11:29that was one of the toughest only fans i've had to look at
11:32i'm just glad that lady was clothed while she ate that oyster because i thought she was
11:37nude eating oyster
11:38because we just couldn't glimpse
11:39oh no i don't
11:40i didn't
11:41i didn't
11:42i can't
11:43i won't
11:43i shouldn't
11:45no
11:45you did
11:47but you did
11:48i didn't expect those
11:50i didn't expect those milkers
11:52i gotta wear this for the rest of my life
11:54i'm not gonna look at it
11:55i'm gonna choose
11:57oh no
11:57oh man
11:58i'm gonna choose to wait
11:59till we move on
12:01who's there some
12:02saggers
12:04listen
12:07okay but you looked up that name
12:10on that site
12:12like the at
12:13this one
12:14wild
12:15no i
12:17she doesn't have any
12:18oh she does not
12:19nobody's found her stuff
12:20it's just through a different
12:21okay
12:22but i did find out someone i know
12:24follows the
12:25the daughter
12:25on instagram
12:26no
12:27are you serious
12:30did you have any idea
12:32that your friend was into that
12:34your friend's into
12:35anal wonderland
12:36no because she's a leather model
12:37she's a
12:38the football lady
12:39with the leather
12:40yeah he's into leather
12:41i'm definitely gonna mess with him
12:43for sure
12:44oh my god
12:45jason's literally a detective
12:46i know
12:47it's insane
12:48oh my god
12:48like he's literally a detective level
12:50brilliance
12:51holy cow man
12:53i just don't know
12:54i just i'm using everything i can
12:56to block this lady right now
12:57i'm using my microphone
12:58i'm using
12:59i know it's smart
12:59take another look
13:00no
13:00i don't want to see it
13:02i want to get hard again
13:03yeah it won't work anymore
13:05holy cow
13:09so i can only
13:11imagine that
13:12mom's
13:13area
13:13is a nightmare too
13:15oh yeah
13:16oh my god
13:17we saw mom's boobs
13:18so what's that
13:19like
13:19like mother like daughter
13:21haunted forest
13:22and that lady's from australia
13:25yeah
13:26was she really
13:27yeah they both
13:28that blows that whole thing
13:29out of the water
13:29hellies
13:30yeah
13:30well it goes
13:31those both ways there
13:33like it's either really ugly
13:34or like super hot
13:36yeah
13:36i feel like what it is
13:38is the
13:38the ceiling is set much higher
13:42if you're margot robbie
13:43you get out of australia
13:44right
13:44yeah you do
13:46that's what happens
13:46yeah
13:47and the others stay
13:48right
13:48poopa
13:49poopa lady
13:50i think she moved to the outback
13:52exactly
13:53she moved to the outback
13:54let's it grow wild
13:55abe's odyssey
13:56yeah she stayed
13:57yeah
13:58yep
13:59i could
14:00i could tell just by the background of abe's
14:03shots
14:04it's not great
14:05that's what she
14:06she is to me now
14:07just abe
14:08you