Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode 18 Earshot
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00:00The mayor's built this town for demons to feed on, and come graduation day, he's getting paid.
00:11You think we missed anything?
00:12I think we know everything she knows.
00:14You played me!
00:16I know you only did what I asked.
00:19I never wanted to go that far.
00:30You demons can't resist a run and stumble, can you?
01:00One down, one gone.
01:30I never wanted to go that far.
02:00I never wanted to go that far.
02:30So Scabby Demon got away?
02:35Scabby Demon number two got away.
02:37Scabby Demon number one, big check in the slay column.
02:41I don't like this whole no mouth thing.
02:43It's describing.
02:45Well, no mouth means no teeth.
02:47Unless they have them somewhere else.
02:51Morning, Garth.
02:52We've been researching the mayor's forthcoming ascension.
02:57It's pretty riveting stuff.
03:00What do we know?
03:01What don't we know?
03:04Tell it, Chas.
03:05Based on the supposed date, graduation day, and the mayor being impervious to harm, I've cross-referenced.
03:13He's a cross-referencing fool.
03:15And I've eliminated several possibilities.
03:19It's not the ritual flaying of the demon Azeroth, nor the, um...
03:25I don't know what's going to happen.
03:33That's kind of an anti-climax.
03:35We don't know anything?
03:36The whole faith angel thing was for nothing?
03:39No, no, no.
03:40Um, if nothing else, Angel's charade has brought faith's treachery into the open.
03:46And this information about the ascension will prove useful eventually.
03:51I just need to put it together.
03:54Terribly sorry.
03:55I was detained.
03:56Official council business.
03:59Mr. Giles, you are speaking?
04:02I was just filling Buffy in on my progress regarding the research of, uh, ascension.
04:07Oh.
04:07Well, and what took up the rest of the minute.
04:13Touché.
04:15Of course, my work is unofficial.
04:18I'm sure, however, with the resources of the council at your disposal,
04:24you will have something to add.
04:30Well, I am pleased, Estade, with certainty,
04:35that the demon Azeroth will not in any way be involved in...
04:41I'm sure we'll find out more soon.
04:45The demon Azeroth?
04:57So, have you talked to Angel lately?
05:00Not really.
05:02Seeing him bad, even pretend bad,
05:06and with faith.
05:08He only kissed her for the greater God.
05:10I don't know.
05:14The naked eye looked like fun.
05:17Or maybe it wasn't.
05:19Maybe he wasn't even tempted.
05:22I just wish I could be sure.
05:24As always, I advise you to ask.
05:27Like he'd tell me?
05:28Hogan.
05:33Great game, man.
05:35Thanks.
05:35Hogan Martin thinks he's so hot.
05:39Like we should all be odd by him,
05:41because he can put a ball in the net.
05:43Hey, Xander.
05:44He said my name.
05:45He knows my name.
05:48Hey, Will.
05:49Hey.
05:50Hi.
05:51Look, I can't make it to the study session after school today.
05:56Can we do a fifth career?
05:57Okay.
05:58Did you finish the reading?
06:00Most of it.
06:02Percy.
06:03I'll finish it at lunch.
06:05That's my little trooper.
06:07I don't know what you're doing to him.
06:08I actually heard him complete a sentence.
06:11Had claws and everything.
06:15You watched the game, right?
06:16Wouldn't miss it.
06:17See you, Hogan.
06:19Hey.
06:21You're going to the game?
06:22I didn't know you liked basketball.
06:25I didn't either.
06:26But I've really started getting into it.
06:28Especially now that we're in the championships.
06:30It's so exciting.
06:32Too bad you're patrolling,
06:34because we're all going.
06:34Oz, Xander, everybody.
06:37Right.
06:39Everybody who isn't currently Buffy.
06:45You touched one of the demons.
06:49A good touch.
06:50Not a bad touch.
06:52Anyway, it's been itching like crazy.
06:56No big.
06:57Just another problem for the good people at Luberderm, right?
07:01Is the demon in question?
07:04In the disgusting flesh.
07:06Hmm.
07:07What?
07:10It says it can infect the host.
07:14Infect?
07:16Infect?
07:19Giles.
07:20Hmm?
07:20Infect?
07:21Oh, um, infect the host with an aspect of the demon.
07:27That's all it says.
07:28An aspect of the demon?
07:30It is rather terse, isn't it?
07:32You mean like a part of it?
07:35There could be any number of explanations for your hand.
07:38A new fabric softener can cause irritation.
07:41In any case, I would advise not to attempt to track the one that got away.
07:48Let's minimize your exposure.
07:51Part of the demon.
07:53I hope it's not the outside part.
07:56H-O-T-A-N is open!
08:04Go open!
08:15Is it me or is this really lame?
08:18I don't know.
08:19I usually enjoy lameness and it's leaving me kind of cold.
08:22Well, according to Freddy's latest editorial,
08:26the pep rally is a place for pseudo-prostitutes
08:29to provoke men into a sexual frenzy,
08:32which, when thwarted, results in pointless athletic competition.
08:37And the downside being?
08:40The school paper is edging on depressing lately.
08:43Have you guys noticed that?
08:45I don't know. I always go straight to the obits.
08:50What are you doing, Ruffy?
08:52Nothing.
08:55Checking for horns.
08:59Oh, you know, Buffy,
09:01I don't even think Giles is right about you becoming like a demon.
09:05I mean, he's totally burnt.
09:08You know, dealing with faith in this ascension thing
09:12between you and me, he's not doing his best for me.
09:16What if he is right?
09:18I'm suddenly gonna grow this demon part,
09:20and we don't even know what it is.
09:21It could be claws or scales.
09:26What?
09:27Is it a boy demon?
09:28games, game, game, game, game, game, game,...
09:33It's up!
09:35It's up!
09:38They really are very good.
09:41Their spelling's improved.
09:43You know, Oz,
09:44I look at all this beauty,
09:46all these healthy young women,
09:48and I wonder why I ever
09:50wasted my time on Cordelia.
09:52I mean, look at her.
09:54She's no better looking than the rest of them.
09:56None of them are really mine.
09:58Oh, my God, he's looking at her.
09:59He's got his filthy adult
10:04pierced bras in the eyes
10:05all over my Cordy.
10:09You're a very complex man, aren't you?
10:13It's just I'm scared, Will.
10:16There's this thing in me,
10:18and I can't find it.
10:20I can't stop it.
10:23What if it changes me?
10:25I mean, not just the way I look.
10:27All of a sudden,
10:28I could be something
10:29that's not me anymore.
10:31Yeah, woo-hoo!
10:34Sorry, they spelled Percy,
10:36and I have to show support.
10:39He's needy.
10:40But I heard what you were saying, really.
10:43And I would be frightened, too,
10:45but I'm sure you're gonna be okay.
10:47I still got a mouth.
11:14Sorry.
11:14It's okay.
11:18I didn't see you,
11:19so I should have known you were there.
11:23What are you doing here?
11:26It's a dangerous time, you know,
11:28with Faith.
11:31Yeah, Faith.
11:35She, well...
11:38Faith, what can you say about her?
11:40I just want to make sure that you're, you know,
11:43okay, that you're safe.
11:47And the fact that you're right here,
11:50does that mean Faith's around?
11:54Are you keeping me safe by tracking me,
11:57or are you tracking her?
11:58I'm tracking you.
12:01Something's bothering you.
12:02A lot of things.
12:08The most recent being this demon.
12:12Actually, two.
12:15I touched one of them,
12:17and now I'm gonna get a big case of the bumpies
12:19or a tail or something.
12:21Aspect of the demon.
12:23You know the drill.
12:25By rumor.
12:26But that doesn't mean anything.
12:28I mean, sometimes demons just exaggerate their power.
12:31Demon hype.
12:33Maybe not.
12:37I spend all my time in the dark here anyway.
12:39It's not like I'd be at a game,
12:42you know, with my friends
12:44where someone could see me in my new monster part.
12:48Hey.
12:50I won't let anything happen to you if I can help it.
12:56No matter what,
12:58I'll always be with you.
13:03Hey.
13:04I'll love you.
13:06Even if you're covered with slime.
13:09I liked everything until that part.
13:21Could you believe it right at the buzzer?
13:23Three points for the win.
13:25It was intense.
13:27Yeah, for a minute there,
13:28I thought you were gonna make an expression.
13:30Well, I felt one coming on, I won't lie.
13:32Man, I've never seen anyone jump like Hogan Martin.
13:35They should call him the jumper.
13:37Or a name that isn't an article of women's clothing.
13:41Hey, remember when the...
13:42Shh.
13:48Hmm.
13:49Quietness.
13:50We either lost,
13:53or we won,
13:53and you don't want me to feel bad.
13:56Oh.
13:56Yeah, it wasn't really a good game.
13:59Yeah, tall hoops,
14:00but then tall guys.
14:01What's the point?
14:02Yeah, pretty dull.
14:04Are you guys crazy?
14:05It was an incredible game.
14:07I've never cheered so hard in my life.
14:10I still have knee marks on my back.
14:14From the pyramid?
14:15Yeah, well,
14:21I still bet patrolling was way better,
14:24because, wow, important.
14:27Well, I thought I saw a four-legged demon,
14:30but it was just a dog.
14:33A were-dog.
14:35Regular.
14:36Tough luck.
14:37Yeah.
14:38Right.
14:38I wonder if she and Wesley have kissed.
14:45Really bugs you, huh?
14:47What?
14:48Cordelia and Wesley.
14:50Smooching.
14:52Man, you read my mind.
14:53Oh, there.
15:16You watch where you're going now.
15:18I'm sorry, Mr. Bichaywa.
15:21Students.
15:21If we could just get rid of all the students.
15:25When I'm a sophomore,
15:26we're a billionaire,
15:28and you're a flippin' burger.
15:29Who's the loser?
15:31French, I said.
15:32How hard can it be?
15:34French babies learn it.
15:35Idiot.
15:37I swear, someday my pants
15:39are gonna fall right off.
15:44Buffy's so beautiful.
15:47I mean,
15:48oh, look at that body.
15:51Oh, God.
15:53I'd love to shove against that log right now.
15:56Just...
15:57Is this the thing?
16:03The aspect thing?
16:04Because I gotta say,
16:05if it is,
16:06it is way better than a tale.
16:07I mean,
16:08I have a hard enough time
16:09as it is finding genes that fit right.
16:11Buffy,
16:11slow down.
16:13Just, um...
16:14I'm not even convinced
16:17that this is genuine mind reading.
16:21I mean,
16:22you're most likely projecting your...
16:24When I walked in a few minutes ago,
16:26you thought,
16:27look at her shoes.
16:29If a fashion magazine told her to,
16:30she'd wear cats strapped to her feet.
16:35I, um...
16:36The demons are telepathic.
16:37I should have known.
16:38That's why they don't need mouths.
16:40Of course.
16:41The demons are telepathic.
16:43I know.
16:44You just told me.
16:45That's why they don't need mouths.
16:48And you should have known.
16:50Oh.
16:52This is astounding.
16:53It was happening out in the hallway.
16:55I mean,
16:55Principal Snyder has walked like an Egyptian
16:57stuck in his head.
16:59And the boys of this school
17:00are seriously disturbed.
17:03It's weird,
17:04but Giles,
17:05think about it.
17:06I mean,
17:06think about what I could do.
17:08Oh,
17:08it could be very useful.
17:10You could, uh,
17:11anticipate your opponents every move.
17:13You could turn his plans again.
17:15against him.
17:16Oh,
17:17way better than that.
17:19Jealousy.
17:20Buffy.
17:22Right.
17:23Very good.
17:26Jealousy.
17:26I knew that.
17:27He clearly is the tool
17:28that Iago uses
17:30to undo Othello.
17:32But what's his motivation?
17:34What reason does Iago give
17:36for destroying
17:38his superior officer?
17:40Cassio has my place.
17:42Twix my sheets,
17:43he's done my office.
17:45Well,
17:45he was passed over
17:46for promotion.
17:48Cassio was picked instead.
17:51And people were saying
17:52that Othello slept with his wife.
17:55Buffy did the reading?
17:57Buffy understood the reading?
17:59When did she study?
18:01Was I supposed to study?
18:04Miss Murray's kinda hot.
18:05I was gonna say Cassio.
18:08Cassio.
18:08Cassio.
18:08Cassio.
18:08Cassio.
18:08Cassio.
18:08Cassio.
18:09Cassio.
18:09I hate her.
18:12Any other reason?
18:13Race!
18:15Um, good, Nancy.
18:17Can't overlook that.
18:19Look at them scrambling for the teacher's praise
18:22like pigeons for old bread crusts.
18:25Will, who's that guy?
18:30It's Freddie Iverson.
18:32He writes those editorials for the school paper.
18:36He's so atomic.
18:37Bread crusts.
18:39That's deep.
18:40I should write that down.
18:44Is there something else at work here?
18:48Well, he, um,
18:50he sort of admits himself
18:52that his motives are
18:54spurious.
18:56He, um,
18:58he does things
19:00because he
19:01enjoys them.
19:03It's like
19:05he's not,
19:06he's not really a person.
19:08He's a,
19:10the
19:10dark half of Othello himself.
19:14Whoa.
19:17Buffy.
19:19Really.
19:21Very astute.
19:23I said something quite like that
19:25in my dissertation.
19:27I know.
19:28I,
19:28I mean,
19:29I agree
19:30with that.
19:33Yes,
19:33and doesn't that also explain
19:35Othello's readiness
19:36to believe Iago?
19:38Within seconds,
19:40he turns on Desdemona.
19:42He believes that she's been unfaithful.
19:45And we're all like that.
19:46We all have our little
19:48internal Iagos
19:51that tell us our husbands
19:53or our girlfriends
19:55or whatever
19:55don't really love us.
19:58We can never really see
20:00what's in someone's heart.
20:01Oh,
20:09sorry.
20:10Sorry about the
20:11daytime.
20:14I just
20:14ducked out of school
20:16and that's when
20:16they have it.
20:20Um,
20:21you look good.
20:24I mean,
20:25I,
20:25I know I saw you last night,
20:27but
20:27sometimes things
20:29can change
20:30real quick.
20:32I mean,
20:33really quickly.
20:34Listen to me,
20:35I'm talking like Faith.
20:40You know,
20:40not that
20:41she was so bad
20:43to have around,
20:44you know,
20:45before the evil.
20:46you know,
20:50I think she was
20:51hurting a lot.
20:53And some
20:54people,
20:55protective type
20:57people might
20:57be drawn to that,
20:58I guess.
21:02Well,
21:02the thing about Faith...
21:03You can't get into
21:04my mind.
21:06How did she?
21:08Why not?
21:10It's like the mirror.
21:12The thoughts are there,
21:13but they create
21:14no reflection in you.
21:20You got your aspect
21:21of the demon.
21:23Yeah.
21:25Giles doesn't know
21:26how long it's gonna last.
21:28It's okay.
21:30A little headachy,
21:31but...
21:31You don't have to play
21:32games with me,
21:33Buffy.
21:34ever.
21:37Well,
21:38you're not exactly
21:38Joe.
21:39Here's what I'm thinking.
21:41So ask me.
21:43Oh,
21:44but that would
21:44have made sense.
21:46What do you
21:46want to know
21:47about Faith?
21:49How I felt
21:50kissing her?
21:51Pretending to have
21:52no soul,
21:53watching you suffer?
21:55Well,
21:56since you bring it up...
21:57I hated hurting you.
22:00More than I can stand.
22:01I like the thing
22:06about Faith.
22:09I'd understand.
22:11You know,
22:12she has that whole
22:13bad girl thing
22:15working for her.
22:16Kissing her
22:16meant nothing.
22:17I don't want a bad girl.
22:19I've done that before.
22:21I've lived a long time
22:27off her
22:27and I'm past that.
22:30I've been with
22:31dozens of girls
22:32like her.
22:33More.
22:34Oh,
22:36this honesty stuff
22:37is fun.
22:39And there's
22:39no comparison.
22:43I mean,
22:43243 years
22:45I've loved
22:45exactly one person.
22:50Oh.
22:50It is
22:54me,
22:54right?
22:56Next time,
22:58just ask.
23:02Okay.
23:05Buffy,
23:06be careful
23:07with this gift.
23:09A lot of things
23:09that seem strong
23:10and good
23:11and powerful,
23:12they can be painful.
23:14like,
23:16say,
23:18immortality?
23:19Exactly.
23:21I'm dying
23:22to get rid of that.
23:24Funny?
23:26I'm a funny guy.
23:29She can read
23:30our minds,
23:31our every impulse
23:32and fantasy.
23:34Everyone?
23:36Oh,
23:36God.
23:37I don't see
23:38what this has to do
23:38with me.
23:39I don't see
23:39what this has to do
23:40with me.
23:41Well,
23:42I think it's great,
23:43right?
23:44I mean,
23:44you enjoy
23:45your other
23:45slayer powers.
23:46Yeah,
23:47it'll be fun.
23:48And did you see
23:48Nancy Doyle's face
23:49in English class today?
23:50Yeah.
23:52She's hardly
23:52even human anymore.
23:54How can I be
23:55your friend now?
23:56She doesn't need me.
23:57No,
23:58I do need you.
23:59Okay.
24:00What are you talking about?
24:01Because you are
24:03so creepy right now.
24:05I think
24:06there must be
24:07some precedence
24:10for a current
24:11to search of this.
24:12I'll research it.
24:13Wesley,
24:13can you give me a hand?
24:14Of course.
24:16Where do you think
24:17we should start?
24:18I am my thoughts.
24:20If they exist
24:20and her,
24:21Buffy contains
24:22everything that is
24:23me and she
24:23becomes me.
24:25I cease to exist.
24:27What am I going to do?
24:29I think about
24:30sex all the time.
24:32Sex.
24:33Help.
24:34Four times five
24:35is thirty.
24:36Five times six
24:37is thirty-two.
24:38Naked girls.
24:40Naked women.
24:41Naked Buffy.
24:42Oh,
24:42stop me.
24:44God,
24:45Xander,
24:45is that all
24:46you think about?
24:48Actually,
24:49bye.
24:53Xander
24:53has just
24:54illustrated something.
24:56Chances are
24:57you're all
24:58going to be thinking
24:58whatever you least
24:59want Buffy
25:00to hear.
25:02It's a question,
25:03of course,
25:03of mental discipline.
25:05It's right.
25:06Look at Cordelia.
25:08No,
25:09don't look at Cordelia.
25:10She's a student.
25:13Oh,
25:13I am bad.
25:15I'm a bad,
25:16bad man.
25:19Excuse me.
25:22What's it like,
25:23Buffy?
25:24I don't know.
25:25I mean,
25:25it's a little weird,
25:27but,
25:28like,
25:29please don't
25:30for a second think
25:31that I don't need you
25:32because I do.
25:33I want to share
25:33this with you.
25:36It's like
25:36all these doors
25:38are opening
25:38to all these
25:39little worlds
25:40and I can just
25:40walk right inside.
25:42No one else
25:42exists either.
25:44Buffy is
25:44all of us,
25:46we think,
25:47therefore she is.
25:48She knows so much.
25:50She knows
25:50what Oz is thinking.
25:52I never know that.
25:53Before long,
25:54she'll know
25:54I'm better than I do.
25:56No,
25:56don't think that.
25:57I can't help it,
25:59Buffy.
25:59I'm sorry,
26:02I just can't.
26:05Uh,
26:06if you don't need me,
26:07I'm gonna
26:07follow the redhead.
26:13Guess I won't be
26:14writing that book,
26:15Winning Friends
26:16Through Telepathy.
26:17Whatever.
26:18I wonder when
26:19I can go.
26:20Whatever.
26:21Can I go?
26:23Excuse me,
26:24can you hear me
26:25thinking in here?
26:26I could go out
26:26into the hall.
26:28You know what?
26:29You stay.
26:30I'm getting a headache.
26:31I'll go.
26:37She is so hot.
26:40I hate my body.
26:43I'm so clean.
26:44I'm so clean.
26:45No one's ever
26:46gonna love her.
26:46What if I never
26:47get dressed?
26:48I can't believe
26:49the test is today.
26:51I have the worst
26:52belief.
26:52I'm rid of this
26:53Judas.
26:54It's not easy.
26:56He has the word.
26:58What?
26:59I hate her.
27:05Here.
27:06It's happened before.
27:08A man in Ecuador.
27:11Quite recently.
27:12Can we contact him?
27:14I'd say no.
27:15He can't communicate
27:16with anyone.
27:17Dead?
27:20No, he's in
27:20complete isolation.
27:23Power.
27:25He can't shut it off.
27:31It's gotta get better.
27:33Please, tell me
27:34if it's better.
27:35I hate school.
27:37My normal.
27:39I'm too stupid.
27:40Are you
27:43through with
27:44the mashed potatoes?
27:46She doesn't even
27:47know I'm here.
27:49Look at her.
27:50What does it mean now?
27:51What does it mean now?
27:51Just figure that out.
27:52What?
27:53Come on.
27:54Come on.
27:55I didn't wear that skirt
27:57yesterday.
27:59I almost had
28:00his clients now.
28:01I'm so sorry.
28:02If I stand
28:03in just the right
28:04place,
28:05I'm all on a container.
28:07I'm sure it is.
28:08I promise.
28:08She'll come up
28:09for me.
28:09But Tess didn't stay.
28:11She was back.
28:12What happened?
28:15Definitely.
28:17I'm coming.
28:19I know.
28:20I know.
28:20I know.
28:21I know.
28:21I know.
28:22She's shaking.
28:23I know.
28:24I know.
28:24I know.
28:25I know.
28:26I know.
28:29This time tomorrow,
28:31I'll kill you all.
28:32You
29:02I bet she's done
29:09She touched me
29:32I think she's waking up
29:39She's okay
29:40My eyes are opening
29:42Gold
29:44You alright?
29:45I told them not to move you
29:47They probably severed your spinal cord
29:50I'm okay
29:52Buffy?
29:53No, really, I'm okay
29:54Listen
29:56There's a killer in the cafeteria
29:58See, I've been saying for years
30:00The lunch lady's gonna do us all in with that mulligan stew
30:03Xander
30:04I mean, what the hell's a mulligan?
30:06Someone was thinking it
30:07They thought
30:08This time tomorrow, I'll kill you all
30:10I have to find them
30:12Did you recognize a voice?
30:17No
30:18Boy or girl?
30:19I don't know
30:20I mean, it was
30:21Hardly human
30:23It was so full of anger and pain
30:25Boy
30:26Oh, yay
30:29You can't
30:32No, I have to find them
30:33Are you sure they meant it?
30:34Yeah
30:35I mean, who hasn't just idly thought about taking out the whole place with a semi-automatic?
30:43I said idly
30:45I know the difference
30:47He... she... whoever they meant it
30:51They're gonna do it
30:52She looks so tired
30:54How horrible
30:55I'm not getting any warmer
30:57I bet it was healthy
30:58Who could it be?
30:59Shut up!
31:02I'm sorry
31:03I... just... could you guys not think so loud?
31:08Or... so much?
31:09Puffy, you should go home, I'll... I'll take you home
31:12Yeah
31:13Okay, wha... no
31:14Look, I... I need you guys to go back to the cafeteria
31:16Make a list of everyone who's there
31:18We have to find the killer before lunch tomorrow
31:21We'll do it, Puffy
31:22A list of all the students
31:24Yeah
31:25Nancy was there
31:26She's scary
31:28And, uh... oh, teachers too
31:30Uh, Mr. Beach
31:31He... he thought something about...
31:32Come on
31:33About getting rid of all the students
31:36I can't shut it out, Giles
31:39It's like this invasion of my head
31:41It's like there's these strangers walking around in there
31:45Look at this
31:47I... I can't even be around people anymore
31:50Not that they're really clamoring to be near me anyway
31:53Even you
31:55I... I'm sorry, Buffy
31:56It's... it's... it's hard for all of us
31:59Wesley and I are... are looking for a way to help
32:03I'll be okay, right?
32:05I... I mean, even if you can't get rid of it
32:07You're fine
32:08I promise
32:09If it doesn't go away, she'll go insane
32:15I think we have everyone that was in the cafeteria
32:18I'll do some computer work
32:20Match it against the FBI mass murderer profiles
32:23See if maybe we can rule some people up
32:26I'm still having trouble with the fact that one of us is just gonna gun everybody down for no reason
32:30Yeah, because that never happened in American high schools
32:35It's bordering on trendy at this point
32:38Besides which Sunnydale High, center of evil and all that
32:43Let's get to work
32:44We have till lunchtime tomorrow
32:47We hope
32:52There, you look better already
32:54Thanks, Mom
32:56I'm, uh... I'm just gonna get you another pillow
33:00I really don't need one
33:01But you need another blanket
33:05Uh... Mom, I'm fine
33:08How, um... about some soup?
33:15Chicken and stars?
33:17Mom, please just come sit with me
33:18Um... I've, uh... I've got laundry
33:25Why are you...
33:29You had sex with Giles?
33:32You had sex with Giles?
33:36It was the candy, we were teenagers
33:38On the hood of a police car?
33:41I'll be downstairs
33:43You feel better
33:45Twice?
33:47Okay, I've taken our list and narrowed it down to a dozen strong suspects
33:52Here are your personalized assignments
33:55Ooh, I was hoping there'd be assignments
33:58I think I should work with Wesley
34:00You have no shame
34:03Oh, please, like shame is something to be proud of?
34:06Be quiet!
34:09Sorry, but-but this is important
34:12Okay, talk to everyone on your list
34:14And-and use the sample questions
34:20Today, people!
34:25Oh, write neatly and-and label your worksheets
34:36Fantasies are fun
34:38Aren't they, Jonathan?
34:39Aren't they, Jonathan?
34:41I guess
34:45We all have fantasies where we're...
34:48Powerful...
34:50And respected...
34:52Where people pay attention to us
34:55Maybe
34:57But sometimes the fantasy isn't enough, is it, Jonathan?
35:01Jonathan
35:03Sometimes we have to make it so people don't ignore us
35:08Make them pay attention
35:11You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
35:15You...
35:17You...
35:18Want me to pay attention?
35:25Is this really your book?
35:26Yeah, personality profiles
35:28Can you ask it again?
35:30Sure, do you ever feel that you've created a false persona for yourself?
35:33The guy who does everything right
35:35And how much of a strain does it put on you to maintain it?
35:39Oh...
35:41I guess...
35:43Moderate strain?
35:45Is that a good answer?
35:47I wanna get this right
35:49Yeah, that's good
35:50Hi, Mr. Beach
35:54I was just wondering
35:55Were you planning on killing a bunch of people tomorrow?
35:58Oh, it's for the yearbook
36:00Okay, so turn offs include smoking, insensitive men, and Birkenstocks
36:07Now, your idea of the perfect romantic evening
36:11Candy, let's start with you
36:14Ready?
36:20You should've just quit
36:46Look at him, smiling
36:48Lucky thinks I don't know about her
36:51Just don't think
36:52I'm so happy
36:53I can't believe you're doing this
36:55One more drink
36:57Yeah
37:01Doctor, come again
37:03Alright
37:05You should've got to get a blast
37:09You should've got to get a blast
37:11You should've got to get a blast
37:13You should've got to get a blast
37:14You should've got to get a blast
37:15You should've got to get a blast
37:16You should've got to get a blast
37:17I'll never put you in a blast
37:18I'll never put you in a blast
37:20I'll never put you in a blast
37:22You should've got to get a blast
37:24Well, seems to be coming along alright
37:26Yes, Buff is being driven mad
37:29We have no proof that this is going to work
37:31And it still requires the heart of the second demon
37:33Which we have no idea how to get without the sly
37:37Negative thinking doesn't solve problems
37:40Who's going to get the demon heart?
37:44Burke
38:06You could not drive a
38:28But that's on recommendations
38:31You could've got to get there
38:32Do I often imagine classmates are spying on me
38:46or otherwise acting suspiciously?
38:50Right.
38:51Not till just now.
38:58What?
38:59Talk louder, dude.
39:00I'm just saying it's got to be frustrating.
39:05Having this secret.
39:07You got to be kind of filling up with resentment.
39:10Unexpressed rage just waiting to burst out.
39:14Today at lunch.
39:16What secret? Being gay?
39:19Man, I'm out.
39:22I'm so out I've got my grandma fixing me up with guys.
39:26That's, um, nice.
39:28But it sounds like, um, you're having a rough time with it.
39:36Look.
39:39Just do it.
39:42That weird Freddie Iverson guy that does the school paper?
39:45He's gay?
39:46No, dude.
39:47But I bet he put in, like, a coming out announcement for you.
39:53Something tasteful.
39:54Come on.
40:03Freddie?
40:07He's the only one we couldn't find?
40:09Yeah, Freddie Iverson.
40:11The newspaper guy?
40:13But we can't figure out it's him without the worksheet, right?
40:16And we do have this, people.
40:18Today's editorial, titled,
40:20Big Game Draws Mindless Braindead Mob.
40:22Does he mention the cheerleaders?
40:24Because we were on.
40:30I can't stand this.
40:33I keep wondering if I'm hurting her with my thoughts.
40:37No, not.
40:38Not anymore.
40:41She can't pick one thought out of the...
40:43Out of the dead.
40:46I got it.
40:58I got it.
41:03No.
41:04I'm going to help you out.
41:05I'm going to help you out.
41:06I'm going to help you out.
41:36All right.
41:37No.
41:37No.
41:52No.
41:52No.
41:52No.
41:53No.
41:54I'm going to help you out.
41:55No.
41:55No.
41:56No.
41:57No.
41:58No.
41:58No.
41:59No.
41:59No.
42:00No.
42:00No.
42:02No.
42:02No.
42:02Ancient.
42:21Thank God.
42:24Are you all right?
42:26Do you hear thoughts?
42:32Did you finally kill her?
42:39Okay, Oz.
42:41You got me.
42:42What are your friends gonna do, hold me down?
42:45You better believe it, Buster.
42:47You can't threaten a big murder without getting us pretty darn ticked.
42:52Murder?
42:54What murder?
42:55You're not here about the review?
42:57The review?
42:58Yeah.
43:00Last Thursday.
43:02Dingoes ate my baby, play their instruments as if they had plump Polish sausages taped to their fingers.
43:15Sorry, man.
43:19No, it's fair.
43:20I just get a lot of hate mail, and I thought you were gonna come and deliver some personally.
43:26Hey, have you found any tasteful announcement about me from Larry yet?
43:29Sandra, we have to figure this out.
43:31We have no shot.
43:33The killer could be anyone.
43:35We'd lose.
43:37We still have a few minutes.
43:40Ruffy!
43:40You're okay.
43:41Can you hear thoughts?
43:44Just when I wasn't thinking about sex.
43:47Okay, here's the new plan.
43:49We're gonna get Sandra to evacuate the school, and just hope the killer's not waiting outside.
43:53This time tomorrow, you all know what I've done.
43:56I'm sure you understand that I had to do it, and that although death is never easy, it's the only way.
44:05God!
44:06Doesn't anyone write in to praise the cheerleaders?
44:09We are so unsung.
44:12Jonathan.
44:13Oh!
44:13I had him in my grasp.
44:16Slippery weasel.
44:18Split up.
44:18Find him.
44:41Jonathan?
44:42Are you in here?
44:43Jonathan?
44:50Jonathan!
44:53Ooh.
44:54Jell-O.
44:55Oh.
44:56Let's go.
45:26Let's go.
45:56I could have done that.
45:58Get away from me.
46:14Okay, Jonathan, you want to point that somewhere else?
46:20Don't you try and stop me.
46:23No.
46:25No, no stopping.
46:27Just here for the view.
46:29Hey, look, Tiddy Hall.
46:33Go away.
46:36Never gonna happen.
46:39You think I won't use this?
46:40I don't know, Jonathan.
46:44I just...
46:44Stop doing that.
46:49Doing what?
46:51Stop saying my name like we're friends.
46:56We're not friends.
46:59You won't think I'm an idiot.
47:00A short idiot.
47:06I don't.
47:11I don't think about you much at all.
47:15Nobody here really does.
47:17It bugs you, doesn't it?
47:23You have all this pain, all these feelings,
47:27and nobody's really paying attention.
47:31You think I just want attention?
47:34No, I think you're up in the clock tower with a high-powered rifle
47:36because you want to blend in.
47:37Believe it or not, Jonathan,
47:42I understand about the pain.
47:45Oh, right.
47:47Because the burden of being beautiful and athletic,
47:50that's a crippler.
47:53You know what?
47:54I was wrong.
47:56You are an idiot.
47:59My life happens to, on occasion,
48:03suck beyond the telling of it.
48:05Sometimes more than I can handle.
48:11And it's not just mine.
48:13Every single person down there is ignoring your pain
48:17because they're too busy with their own.
48:22Beautiful ones.
48:25Popular ones.
48:28The guys that pick on you.
48:33Everyone.
48:35You could hear what they were feeling.
48:44Loneliness.
48:45The confusion.
48:50It looks quiet down there.
48:54It's not.
48:56It's happening.
48:57It's happening.
48:57It's happening.
48:57It's happening.
48:57It's happening.
48:58It's happening.
49:05You know I could have taken that by now.
49:11I know.
49:18I'd rather do it this way.
49:20I just wanted it to stop.
49:39Yeah.
49:40Well, mass murder,
49:41not really doctrine recommended for that kind of pain.
49:45Besides prison.
49:46You know, it's a lot like high school,
49:47only instead of noogies.
49:48What are you talking about?
49:50Actions, having consequences,
49:52you know, stuff like that.
49:54Well, I...
49:55I wouldn't ever hurt anybody.
50:01I came up here to kill myself.
50:03I love you.
50:14And I did.
50:17I once.
50:18Bye.
50:22I'm holding myself.
50:23I'm loving myself.
50:23Okay, let's calm down.
50:50I don't see this being settled with logic.
51:20So you're feeling better about Angel?
51:31Well, we talked, and then he ripped out the heart of a demon and fed it to me, and then
51:36we talked some more.
51:37See, that's how it should work.
51:40Tony?
51:41Hi, Charles.
51:42Oh, I should get to the yearbook office.
51:45I'm going to give him the murderer profile, so it's really a good read.
51:50Bye.
51:51See ya.
51:52How are you?
51:53Loving the quiet.
51:55Nobody in here but me.
51:57Jonathan, how's he?
51:59Pretty crappy.
52:01His parents are freaking.
52:02He got suspended and toting a piece of school and not exactly winning him a place with the
52:07in crowd.
52:08But I think he's dealing.
52:11Well, it's good to be to check on him.
52:14Well, it's nice to be able to help someone in a non-slaying capacity.
52:19Except he's starting to get that look.
52:21You know, like he's going to ask me to prom.
52:25Well, it'd probably be good for his self-esteem if you...
52:28Oh, come on.
52:29What am I saying?
52:30Buffy?
52:30He's like three feet tall.
52:33I'm glad to see you've recovered from your psychic encounter more or less in time.
52:37Do you feel like some training?
52:40Sure.
52:40We can work out after school.
52:42You know, if you're not too busy having sex with my mother.
52:45It's żyitalgardodes.
52:46Bye.
52:47Bye.
52:49Bye.
52:50Bye.
52:51Bye.
53:12Bye.
53:13Bye.
53:14Grr. Arrgh.