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In this hard-hitting episode of "Moscow Mules," Chay Bowes breaks down the absurd and the alarming from Europe's political theater. ๐ŸŽญ๐ŸŒ

Elites double down to keep the Ukroscam alive, even as calls for peace are treated like taboo across Europe. ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ

In Germany, itโ€™s men in dresses giving public advice โ€” a symbol of the Westโ€™s confused priorities. ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐ŸŽญ

Meanwhile, Klaus Schwab reassures the world โ€” or tells you not to worry โ€” as deeper agendas unfold behind the scenes. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ”

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Transcript
00:00Hey everybody, welcome back to the Moscow Mules. I'm Shea Bowes and I'm joined, as per usual,
00:21by my hardcore statistical genius, Augie, and he's with us on the other side of the wire.
00:29And where would we start this week? Well, of course, everyone's talking about US, Ukraine,
00:34peace talks, but there's not that really much to talk about in that regard, right, Augie? So we're
00:38kind of going to avoid it a little bit. But staying in the old USA, guess who's back? Guess who's back
00:45on his feet? Guess who's thawed out and has been basically wheeled out into public view again?
00:51Our old friend, the self-propelled granddad, yes, Sleepy Joe. He's out and about and he's on the
00:56speaking circuit, yeah. He must be running out of money. But there's one problem. Nobody seems
01:01to be buying. No one seems to be actually looking for a completely retarded, delusional, mumbling
01:09cretin to speak at their after dinners. And it ain't cheap, right, Augie? What's old Sleepy Joe
01:15charging the average punter for an after dinner speech these days, Augie?
01:20Well, the self-propelled granddad is a little cheaper than Obama, and he charges $300,000
01:26per speech. And if travel is required, he wants a private jet and expenses for five staffers.
01:32Wow. So nobody wants to buy it. Obama's probably still a bit trendier. But Sleepy Joe, he really
01:40is pulling out all the stops. Let's have a listen. Run the video, Augie.
01:44Fewer than 100 days, this new administration has made so much, done so much damage and so much
01:53destruction. It's kind of breathtaking you could happen that soon. He's talking about an administration
01:59doing damage and destruction. Is he serious? Pushing additional 7,000 employees, 7,000 out the
02:07door in that time, including the most seasoned career officials. What's he, what is he talking about?
02:13Are you ready to push 1,000 more out the door?
02:16I mean, and? Well, you know, the reason nobody's probably paying for the speeches, Augie, is
02:21because USAID, the cash has dried up. Think about it. So speaking of USAID being out of cash,
02:29you know, all you got to do is kind of poke around a bit and you can see, number one, who's
02:33squealing the most about, you know, having no cash. People that you would have thought would
02:39have had it anyway. No, they don't. USAID has pulled the plug, pulled the rug. And rent
02:45a protester seems to have lost a bit of quality too, right, Augie? Let's have a look at a dude
02:50who probably looks like a meth addict who suddenly decided to protest against Trump. No sign of
02:56these guys. Funny when the cash was rolling about. Let's have a look at this dude. Looks
03:02like something from the Night of the Living Dead. Run the video, Augie. What? The last
03:12of us. What? Like what? Are you serious? Oh man, they're scraping. That's what you call
03:21literally scraping the barrel, right, Augie? So while the meth addicts are protesting against
03:25Trump, for what? Yeah, the great crime of trying to find peace in Ukraine, being concerned about
03:31the people who are dying there, wanting the war to end. What a disgusting position for
03:36Trump to have, what? Absolutely awful. Remember, peace is a dirty word in Europe these days.
03:42You know, they don't want it. But someone else who's not too interested is a congressman,
03:46Congressman Fitzpatrick, another American who decided to go to the front line and take some
03:52videos of himself trying to shoot at Russian soldiers. You know, signing artillery shells
03:58with the little moniker to send over the lines to kill somebody. It's all a bit grim, you know.
04:03We've seen this before in Israel, Palestine, this kind of gloomy, grimy sort of nastiness
04:08about signing artillery shells to go and blow people to bits, human beings. Let's have a look
04:13at Brian doing his thing. And afterwards, we might have a few little nuggets of information
04:19about Mr. Fitzpatrick. Run a doggie. Yeah, here he is. What is the point of this? What is the point
04:34of this? What is the point of being a lawmaker in the United States elected by the people to
04:40concentrate on, hey, newsflash, the American people, the American taxpayer? That's the priority, pal.
04:47Not screwing off to f*** Ukraine to try and get a few little shots for Instagram. But,
04:54Oggy, I believe you've been doing what you do best, rooting around in Mr. Fitzpatrick's dustbins,
05:01and you found out that he ain't the golden boy after all, right?
05:05Yeah, of course. As himself being a traditional old-school Republican, he's, of course, a dirty,
05:12double-faced rat that gets hard at bloodshed. And here's the thing. Earlier, back in 2022,
05:20Mr. Fitzpatrick, being a vehemently anti-Chinese person, took a million dollars from occasional
05:27mogul Steve Breen, who was accused later of rape, and also of working for the Chinese government,
05:34by the DOG, no less. He never returned the money, of course. He never gave the cash back.
05:39Doesn't matter. You know, the money doesn't smell for Mr. Fitzpatrick. You know, why is it the washed-out
05:44actors, like Sean Penn, grifters, like, you know, this Jay in Kiev cretin, Boris Johnson,
05:53failed politicians? Why do they all end up in Kiev? Why is that? Is it the f***ing losers club?
06:01I think the losers club is going to lose big time pretty soon, anyway. Well, we know that British
06:07pedophiles, right? Check it. British pedophiles are making their way to Ukraine to prey
06:14on children, particularly in Poland. People who've gone to Poland with their children to
06:19escape the fighting are being preyed upon by
06:22British pedophiles, you know, the best of Britain. Yeah, it really is attracting a nice crowd, as we
06:28say. And of course, it's that time of the year again, Easter, a time of rejuvenation, a time of
06:33hope, time for a ceasefire in Ukraine, which the Russians came up with. You know, I'm sure Zelensky
06:38didn't really like that, so you had to make up loads of fake Russian attacks. But over stateside,
06:42let's stay there. You really got a look at wholesome American life, I think, Augie, I think
06:47it's fair to say, in old San Francisco. Yeah, are you going to San Francisco? Be sure to wear flowers
06:53in your hair. Yeah, well, maybe at Easter time, you should be a little bit more respectful of the
06:59huge Christian population of the earth. Let's not forget, it's a huge religion. And maybe you
07:04shouldn't put on a miniskirt, if you're a guy, and drag yourself out and do some sort of
07:09provocative dance around the dying Christ on the cross. I should not. This is the level
07:16of, I think, societal breakdown that's actually happening in the US and in lots of other countries
07:22in Europe as well. Let's not deny it. Let's have a look. And I warn you, if you're a Christian,
07:27you might find this quite offensive. Run the video, Augie.
07:36What's the point of this, Augie? Why do this? What is the point? I just don't get it. Like,
07:46are you that retarded that this is all you can do to be controversial? It's just pathetic.
07:50At Easter time. Okay, I'm turning this off, Che. Turn it off, Augie. Or as we used to say in Ireland
07:59back in the day, put a towel over that. Let's stay in San Francisco, you know, the Golden Gate. You
08:06know, a beautiful place. Well, it used to be. And there's not only a sort of moral decay, if you like.
08:14Now, nobody gives a **** what you do in your own home. Nobody cares if you're gay. No one gives a
08:18damn who you're screwing. We really don't care. But keep it to yourself, because we don't want to
08:23look at you do it. Now, from moral decay to actual street decay, human decay. Here's a little video
08:31that was taken by a kid going home from school of everyday life now in San Francisco. This is the
08:37reality of how people are living. But have a look at the streets of San Francisco. No Walter Matthau,
08:44but there's some crazy **** going on. Run it, Augie.
08:50I mean,
08:51I mean, this is the human. I mean, this is where you're growing up. This is a kid walking home from
08:59school. This is what you've got to walk through. And I mean, you've got to ask yourself, you know,
09:05how could a country with that kind of social problems be spending money on anything but
09:11trying to fix this **** by getting involved politically, like the senator over in Ukraine
09:17taking his Rambo photographs and videos of himself for TikTok. You know, imagine electing somebody
09:25who's in Ukraine while this **** is going on in your country. You got your priorities all
09:29**** wrong, Brian. Mm hmm. Get back home and sort this **** out, you clown.
09:34Well, from the eco scam, let's go back across the ocean to the center of freedom and democracy,
09:41liberal values, understanding, kindness and general greatness. Yes, Ukraine, the one starling
09:49of the United States now being treated basically like something on Don's shoe. They're trying
09:54to shake off the EUCRO scam and they're doing a pretty good job of it. But something that happened
09:58caught our eye. Of course, we know about the Russian. Yeah, I say it again. The Russian suggestion
10:05of a truce over Easter. Very important, very ancient religious festival here in Russia and also in
10:14Ukraine. This is the big religious festival probably of the year. Now, the Ukrainians, Mr. Zelensky,
10:20the narcofuer, he suggested that the Russians had broken the ceasefire, you know, thousands of times,
10:26all this complete drivel. Now, in fact, it was the Ukrainians who broke the ceasefire 4,500 times,
10:34at least during that 24 hour period. They are also not the brightest boys in class, right,
10:41Oggie? Because these boys decided not only to break the ceasefire, but to record themselves doing it.
10:46And they also managed to insult basically every Christian on the planet while they were at it.
10:51firing rockets, basically, from an MLRS system towards Russian lines. And each rocket that's
10:59launched, they say, in Ukrainian, in Russian, Christ has risen. Each one. At the end, just to make sure
11:07that you're clear that this was the EUCRO Nazi army doing their best to bring some Easter cheer,
11:16they say, the old Slava Ukraine. Run the video, Oggie.
11:31At the end, the little Slava Ukraine. So, what about that, Mr. Azeem? What about that, Mr. Narcofuer?
11:38Your boys are launching missiles, insulting Christianity, all at the same time, and even signing off
11:45with the old Slava Ukraine, which is a neo-Nazi collaborators salute. Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Happy Easter.
11:52So, while the Americans and the Russians are talking to each other, and the Europeans are basically talking
11:59to themselves, which is the only thing they're any good at, the Ukrainians are still busy trying to wipe out
12:06their own population. So, you'd imagine Easter time, right? Very important in the Orthodox Church,
12:12like we said. A time when people might get a bit of a break. So, let's have a look at how the, you know,
12:18the meat gatherers for Zelensky, the dictator, operated over Easter. Nothing is sacred to these boys.
12:26Absolutely nothing is sacred. Literally. Check out what happened when a rumor went around a church service
12:33at Easter, which you traditionally bring Easter eggs to and cakes in the Russian Orthodox Church,
12:39that the meat men were abroad, that they were coming, that they were going to come and visit
12:44and maybe say a prayer, prayer for the dying. Run the video, Augie.
12:49So, this is the boys getting out of Dodge. Literally. Right? Yeah. Adios, bro. It just shows you,
13:02you know, ain't nobody hanging around. Nobody wants the golden ticket of a one-way ticket to Bandera
13:10for the Narcofuhrer. It ain't happening. And I'm taking my Easter eggs with me, bro.
13:15So, while these traditional Ukrainian men are doing their traditional Ukrainian thing at Easter,
13:21as people have done for, you know, nearly a thousand years, probably, the Western Ukrainians
13:28who are dispatching those guys to the front to die for the Narcofuhrer and for Ursula or von der Leyen,
13:34we're having a different kind of Easter celebration. Right, Augie?
13:37Their Easter celebration consisted of basically a satanic get-together in a club where they
13:45basically ripped the piss out of Christianity completely. Now, this is the Western freedom and
13:51democracy that basically a million Ukrainians have died for. And it's really hard to stomach.
13:59Run the video, Augie.
14:07Now, pay attention, Che. These are all men. There's plenty of men in that video, even though
14:19they're dressed as women, but nobody rates them. Very interesting, Augie. Good point. The dudes in
14:26dresses don't seem to have to go to the front. Maybe it's because they like it at the back,
14:30if you know what I mean. You can't really talk about warmongering without talking about the
14:35Germans. I mean, come on. They're the original. They're the Heinz beans. They're the McDonald's
14:38and the burger flippers. When it comes to mass murder and starting world wars, you know,
14:44starting to compete with the Germans. Right, Augie? Now, guess what? At first, you don't succeed.
14:50You try, try again. Okay. First World War, you can say it wasn't their fault. Maybe. Second World War,
14:56kind of harder to, you know, get away with. Maybe the bad deal they got in the Treaty of Versailles
15:02led to an economic collapse in Germany. You could say. But then Uncle Adolf turns up and starts
15:07exterminating people en masse, invading everyone. So that was the second time. And of course,
15:13first you don't succeed. Second time, try, try again. And of course, there's always third time
15:17lucky. Right? And old Mr. Mertz has decided and announced publicly, get this, a German leader,
15:24the German Chancellor, jawohl, saying that we are ready to take on responsibility for Europe
15:32once again. Run the video, Augie.
15:34Deutschland wird wieder Verantwortung รผbernehmen. In Europa und in der Welt. Nicht laut, aber
15:41verlรคsslich. Nicht รผberheblich, sondern partnerschaftlich.
15:46Are you serious, bro? You got a bit of history with this, right? Speaking of history, of course,
15:53the Russians have been completely excluded from the celebration of the 80th anniversary at Auschwitz,
16:01I read recently. You know, nice little tete-a-tete. So the dudes who built the camp in, the people who
16:10ran the camp and exterminated everybody in it, yeah, they got their invite, yeah. The dudes who
16:15died in their millions trying to liberate the camp and save all those people,
16:19no invite for them. Oh no, we couldn't do that. That's completely inappropriate. Welcome
16:26to Eurostand. And guess what? A man better than you and I, Augie, and there's not many around,
16:34Marshall Zhukov, Georgi Zhukov, one of the greatest military leaders of our time in history,
16:40responsible for basically overrunning Berlin and surrounding von Paulus at Stalingrad. He said
16:50that they would never forgive us for defeating fascism. And it turns out he was absolutely
16:56right. And you would imagine also that within Germany, within the country itself, there would
17:03be a very vibrant anti-war movement. And traditionally, as we've said before here on the Moscow Mules,
17:08that anti-war movement has resided with the left. You know, the socialists have been anti-war,
17:14you know, conscientious objectors, the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament, the CND. This was always a
17:21left-wing thing. The right were meant to be the bad boys. But now it's the AFD in Germany who are
17:27actually arguing against the war in Ukraine, against spending all this money, against sending
17:32Taurus missiles, which America has told them, you know, it's not going to happen. And what about the
17:37left in Germany? Well, the left is too busy cramming its meat and two vegetables into a thong and
17:45putting on a dress and a wig to give a shit about starting a war. It's all about the cult of me.
17:51That's right. The left have completely abandoned their roots as representing the ordinary worker.
17:57And guess who gets sent to the meat grinder in a war? It ain't the elites, my friend. It's you.
18:02We're not a simple party anymore. We've become a godverdammal movement. And we'll be more and
18:13we'll be louder. We'll be more and more to what a left party must be. A party, the politics
18:21of the life reality of people. A party, which is not just in the election, but a few times
18:28It looks like something out of the f***ing a villain from a Disney movie. I mean, if you're going to
18:36dress up as a f***ing chick, do us a favor. Don't dress up as the evil godmother from a f***ing fairy tale.
18:45And a final little nugget of the week, we think is very, very relevant. Poor old Klaus Schwab,
18:51no friend of the show, basically the demonic puppet master of probably every freaky elitist
19:02endeavor on the planet for the last number of decades, has decided all of a sudden to depart,
19:10to shuffle off into retirement. A very interesting man. You've got to give it to him. He has some
19:17staying power. But he also probably has a lot of skeletons in the closet. Let's have a listen
19:23to him saying, basically, don't worry, be happy. I've made a f***ing ton of money. And I've made
19:28it on you, war, economic oppression, and keeping all my cosy elite friends in diamonds and pearls.
19:36Yeah. Run the video, Augie.
19:38Here's a little song I wrote. Oh, yeah, boy. You might want to hear it in your pod. You'll own
19:44nothing. And be happy. Uh-huh. Ain't got no cash, ain't got no car, but 24 booster shots
19:56in your arm. Oh, nothing. This is great. Be happy. You can't even buy s*** in the store
20:08because of your low social credit score. Oh, nothing. Be happy.
20:17Guess what? Klaus hasn't just decided, I don't think, Augie, to, you know, just leave,
20:23make way for a younger man. That's certainly not the case. There's a few little skeletons
20:29in Klaus's personal closet, Augie, I think, yes?
20:32Correct, Che. According to the Wall Street Journal, Mr. Schwab, coincidentally, is being accused
20:37of using the Forum's, the World Economic Forum's resources, to pursue his own personal business
20:43goals. So, this story is old as earth, Che. A globalist, pro-democrat, pro-freedom leader
20:50turned out to be a corrupt s*** rat. Yeah. And let's not mention the big gang of women
20:56who say that he was up to no good, bullying them, sexually harassing them. You know, that
21:02just goes with the territory, right? Jeff's Island, come on. So, that brings us to the end
21:08yet again of another episode of the Moscow Mules. And I think this week has really been
21:13about the fact that the struggle between the elites and the globalist elite and the deep
21:19state, all these elements are very, very much cornered rats right now. And they're under
21:25threat. They're in danger. And they're in danger from a very powerful movement. And we
21:31think here on the show that they're going to get angrier and angrier. They're going to do
21:35more and more to try and keep war moving. It's just like peace being a dirty word, as
21:40we say in Ukraine. Well, you know, you're going to have a front row seat with Augie and
21:44I as we take the ghost train to the caves of insanity. We're not going anywhere. Well,
21:50we hope not. So, we hope to see you, same time, same place, next week. Until then, look
21:56out to yourselves.
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