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00:19His dream has come true.
00:21It's the greatest night of his life.
00:24Tommy Dreamer has beaten Ravens.
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00:56Jerry Lawler in the ECW arena.
01:24Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
01:28After what happened last week, I felt my bottom dollar, Jerry Lawler, has to leap to reach
01:33a gnat's ass.
01:36We hit an all-time low last week on Extreme Championship Wrestling.
01:41And Vandia just caught referee John Finnegan right in the face of that kick.
01:55DDT on Vandia.
01:56Here comes Commissioner Todd Gordon.
01:58What's Gordon doing in there?
02:00He's going to make the three-count dimension.
02:04And the commissioner's going to beat the stuffing out of Bill Alfonso.
02:13He got nailed.
02:15Vandiam just killed Commissioner Gordon.
02:17I guess that's his receipt for messing with Vandiam.
02:21Vandiam wrestling without paying in lieu of the suspension levied by Commissioner Gordon.
02:27By Commissioner Gordon.
02:28And not even Batman can help Commissioner Gordon now.
02:34Unbelievable.
02:35You don't coordinate Bill to take that kind of punishment.
02:38They just planted the commissioner.
02:40DDT!
02:42DDT!
02:43DDT!
02:44DDT!
02:45DDT!
02:46Here are baseball slides.
02:47Van Dam and Tabu hit the steal!
02:54Tabu and Van Dam thrown back in!
02:56We're getting our money's worth tonight, aren't we?
03:01Double DDT!
03:02There it is!
03:03They got him!
03:08We got a referee who can make the three-count.
03:10This match-up may be over any second.
03:17Here are piledrivers!
03:18We got a pair of piledrivers coming up!
03:21This is it for San Buen!
03:38Jerry Lawler is back!
03:39Jerry Lawler is back in the ECW Arena!
03:42You see it was Fonji!
03:46Elfanzo's blowing a signal with that whistle!
03:51Like a Morse code!
04:05What a punk!
04:07Lawler takes advantage of Van Dam and Tabu's dirty work!
04:11He's up andstocked Dura Black Service—
04:12We got to get Nicole.
04:34Thabu and Van Dam miss!
04:36Someone's got to get Lawler now!
04:36Thabu and Van Dam tie to the Trio noticeable!
04:40Here are cheers to the Munch, and Lawler's gonna get hit right now!
05:00We're gonna cane the King!
05:10That's Jim Cornette!
05:30DDT!
05:31He doesn't even work here!
05:34Well, somebody paid him to be here!
05:37This really stinks!
05:41Lawler and Cornette raising their arms at an ECW ring! I'm gonna puke!
05:59Dreamer and Sandman were set up!
06:03I don't believe it! They got the three!
06:15I've never seen two men like Dreamer and Sandman be pinned simultaneously!
06:21Your winner!
06:23Sabu!
06:25And Mr. McKnight!
06:27Rob Van Dan!
06:29Dad, dad, dad, dad!
06:33He won the Black Jesus!
06:35everyone gryffache of their music!
06:41Forty-one!
06:42Goamed!
06:43Go!
06:44Go!
06:45Go!
06:46Go!
06:47Go!
06:48Oh, my God.
07:18This is the darkest day in the history of ECW.
07:48One, two, three, four, hit me.
08:18This is Xtreme.
08:30Hello, everyone, and welcome to Xtreme Championship Wrestling.
08:35I'm Joey Styles, along with Ravishing Rick Rude, and
08:38the site of ECW's second pay-per-view has been announced.
08:43Hardcore Heaven 97, Sunday night, August 17th, will be at the War Memorial in Fort Lauderdale,
08:51Florida.
08:52And after you made history at Barely Legal, Rick, well, I shudder to think of what you're
08:59going to do at Hardcore Heaven 97.
09:01History was made after Barely Legal at the Marriott.
09:06The party there was Barely Legal also, at least they told me that at the front desk.
09:11Now we got Hardcore Heaven 97, and I'm going to tell you right now, Styles, after Hardcore
09:17Heaven, we're going to hit the 7-Eleven.
09:19I'm going to get a 12-pack of Brewskis and a 6-pack of Trojans.
09:23We got Florida, the beach, the babes, the buns, the bazooms, bada-bing!
09:28It's a party.
09:29You know, we now clear 70 million homes every week.
09:33We're on WPXN in New York, a broadcast station, 6.4 million homes.
09:37We're back on the Sunshine Network, 4.6 million homes in Florida, and you talk about getting
09:43a 6-pack of Trojans!
09:444.6 million homes in Florida, I have to apologize, 4.6 million homes in Florida alone?
09:56We got to get a 12-pack of Trojans.
09:59We've got to get a 12-pack of Trojans, if there's 4.6 million homes in Florida, yeah, let's go
10:05with the 12-pack.
10:15Also on this program, we must talk about the incident we saw.
10:20Tommy Dreamer was taken to the hospital courtesy of Jerry the King Lawler, the Sandman was taken
10:26out on a stretcher, and Tag had a very special message for our unwanted visitors from the Titan
10:35Tower in Stamford, Connecticut.
10:37And as nauseating as this is, we now must give you comments from a man who's going to grace
10:42us for his royal presence.
10:46Jerry the...
10:47I can't even say his name.
10:50That's right.
10:51Jerry the King Lawler.
10:52And you know what?
10:53I am ECW.
10:56That's right.
10:57The King is ECW.
10:59You know what ECW stands for?
11:02It stands for Exposing Crappy Wrestlers.
11:05And that's what I'm doing.
11:06I'm exposing Tommy Dreamer and the Sandman, who all of you moronic Philadelphia ECW fans
11:13thought were so great, I'm exposing them for what they really are.
11:16They're nothing.
11:17I came right in their backyard, uninvited of course.
11:21Me and my pal Jim Cornette, the only man that Paul E. hates worse than me, we waltzed right
11:27in, not once, but twice, and left Tommy Dreamer and the Sandman laying.
11:33Was it great?
11:34Huh?
11:35Was it great?
11:36I took the Sandman's own stick away from him, and I snatched it out of his hands.
11:41And then you know what I did with it?
11:43I hit that Tommy Dreamer right between the legs.
11:47And now I understand that he had to go to the hospital.
11:51That's what they're calling me and telling me.
11:53Hey, do you realize you sent Tommy Dreamer to the hospital and he had to have his testicles
11:58worked on?
11:59Huh?
12:00Well, you know how I know that's a lie?
12:03Because Tommy Dreamer, you don't have any .
12:06You know that?
12:07If you had to go to the hospital, you'd have to go see a gynecologist.
12:11And Sandman, the next time you see me, you better drink a case of that liquid courage
12:16because you're going to need to be real drunk so that you don't feel what I'm going to do to you.
12:21ECW, you suck!
12:28ECW, take it over the Jersey Shore.
12:31We are in Belmar, holding the number one hot spot of the summer by New York Magazine.
12:37Of course, ECW is a favorite of High Times Magazine, and you figure the rest out.
12:45ECW!
12:46ECW!
12:47ECW!
12:48ECW!
12:49ECW!
12:50ECW!
12:51ECW!
12:52ECW!
12:53ECW!
12:54Sunny day.
12:55The peak.
12:56The fans have it still miserable.
12:58This is a perfectly balanced athlete.
13:02He's got a chip on both shoulders.
13:05And Luis Bacoli may be in for a long afternoon here in Belmar.
13:11From San Pedro, California, she weighs 264 pounds, Luis Spicoli!
13:21He may be the next ECW World Television Champion.
13:26Crown Roundup New York!
13:27Weighing in today at 248 pounds, the current ECW World Television Champion, the Human Suplex Machine!
13:41This is Taz!
13:42I think somebody needs to take a skin sample from Taz, make sure in fact he is human.
13:51Hey Taz, why don't you come here for a second?
13:54I got a couple things to say to you, brother.
13:56First one, of course, being...
13:58Shalinga!
13:59That's not a good move.
14:00You put your fingers in my face again.
14:01I'm going to show you why the ultimate fight is scared of me.
14:03And I'm going to show you why I'll bust your fat head open.
14:06Does he know he's at a beach party?
14:07Taz!
14:08Brother!
14:09Take a pill, not a fat pig five!
14:10You got somewhere to go or something?
14:13No!
14:14No!
14:15No!
14:16No!
14:17No!
14:18No!
14:19No!
14:20No!
14:21No!
14:22No!
14:23No!
14:24No!
14:25No!
14:26No!
14:27No!
14:28No!
14:29No!
14:30No!
14:31No!
14:32No!
14:33No!
14:34No!
14:35No!
14:36No!
14:37No!
14:38No!
14:39I'll tell you right now.
14:40Taz ain't going to take the pills, but I can use a few of them.
14:44Well I'll tell you what.
14:45I'll tell you what, Louis, being that you want to play games, we'll play a game.
14:52I guarantee you that I can choke you out in one minute.
14:59And if I don't choke you out, this belt is yours.
15:07One minute.
15:09I got a better deal, Taz.
15:11Since you're just a puss guy, make it 45 seconds, champ.
15:1630 seconds!
15:23Well, you know what?
15:25That handsome young man right there, he's got a point, Louis.
15:32Let's make it 30 seconds, mother...
15:36You want to make it 30 seconds?
15:38You're not stupid!
15:39You got to do it!
15:4130 seconds!
15:42I'd say Louis Spicoli has a better than excellent chance of being the new ECW World Television Champion.
15:49He doesn't even have to win.
15:52Taz has to choke him out in 30 seconds.
15:55Or Louis gets the belt just for still peeing on his feet.
15:5715 seconds remaining!
16:01Louis's going for the Death Valley driver.
16:03Taz is kicking his legs.
16:04He's got it!
16:06Seven seconds left!
16:08Five!
16:08Four!
16:09Three!
16:10He tapped out!
16:11He did it!
16:12By submission, your winner!
16:14Taz is like the 1990s version of Muhammad Ali.
16:24Muhammad Ali, he not only beats him, he predicts how long it's going to take.
16:30He's in a hurry today, too!
16:33Ace McCauley, I got something for you, brother!
16:38Ace McCauley, I got something for you, brother!
16:42Ace McCauley, I got something for you, brother!
16:43Now that was sweet!
16:47Where did Taz get that from?
16:51Regardless, he is still the ECW World Television Champion, the best wrestler on television today.
17:00Ace McCauley, Ace McCauley, Ace McCauley, Ace McCauley, Ace McCauley!
17:04Taz, still the ECW World Television Champion with a 27-second title defense against Luis Bacombe.
17:13And later on in this program, we are going to show you an incident involving Taz
17:17that is sending shockwaves not only through ECW, but the entire wrestling world.
17:24The path of rage is burning through the ECW.
17:28And if some certain bodies don't mind their P's and Q's, the WWF might soon be torched.
17:37We're going to show you that incident later in this program.
17:40And you know, Rick, a lot of people think Taz went, well, twofold.
17:44You got to love this Taz. He's the kind of guy that says what he means.
17:49The difference between Taz and the other champions out there is Taz will make a challenge.
17:55The other guys won't.
17:56And Taz will tell you exactly what is on his mind and be brutally honest.
18:01In fact, here is the World Television Champion.
18:05I have a great match at the ECW Arena, right?
18:08Me and John Cronus, one half of the best tag team in the world, the Eliminators.
18:14We went toe-to-toe.
18:17You know, I travel with this guy, I've trained with him, I've broken bread with him,
18:21and I choked him out.
18:22But you see, that wasn't enough.
18:26Now, the people left the building that night not talking about, hey, what a great match Taz and Cronus had.
18:31Oh, hey, those ECW wrestlers, man, they busted their ass tonight.
18:35No, they didn't say that.
18:36See, what they said was, uh, ooh, Jerry Lawler and Jim Cornette invaded the ECW.
18:44And Sabu and Van Damme, they're with them.
18:49Yeah.
18:50Yeah.
18:51Who cares?
18:53I'm sick of this.
18:53Who gives a f*** about it?
18:55I'm sick of it messing up me and my life.
18:57Instead of training from Monday morning to Monday afternoon to Monday evening, I'm sitting home watching TV.
19:04That WWF f***.
19:06Which one of my co-workers is going to jump a railing tonight?
19:10Which one of my co-workers is going to start a feud tonight?
19:14Or better yet, who's going to do color commentating tonight?
19:19Who's going to do it tonight?
19:21The hell are you doing?
19:22Yeah.
19:23That's the question I have, Paul.
19:25Now, you want to be a TV star?
19:27Well, guess what, brother?
19:28I put you on TV.
19:30Make up your mind.
19:32I'll tell you what, Vince.
19:34Later on in this show, I got a message for you.
19:38Directed from me to you.
19:39Not as Mr. Hardcore, Mr. ECW, or the world TV champ.
19:43From me to you.
19:44Man to p***.
19:46And while you're sitting in your big, fat, lavish office,
19:49with all your jabronis kissing your fat ass,
19:52telling you,
19:53Hey, Vince, that Taz, he's a real a**hole.
19:56Don't listen to him.
19:57He's a jerk.
19:58Yeah, I'm a jerk.
19:59I'm the biggest a**hole in this industry.
20:03Those same jabronis used to come to Coney Island
20:05when I was nine years old,
20:07and I'd mug them and their fat wives and fat kids
20:10and stretch them at nine.
20:14Ex-Sabu.
20:15Ask him.
20:16I choked him out not once, but twice.
20:18Ask him, Vince.
20:20Ex-Verdam.
20:21Ask him what I am.
20:23I'm the world TV champ.
20:26Beat me if you can.
20:27Survive.
20:29If I let you.
20:31We won't soon lose the memory of Jerry the King Lawler
20:48taming Tommy Dreamer and the blood-curdling scream that Tommy let out.
20:53Tommy's got a lot to worry about.
20:55Hell yeah, blood-curdling scream.
20:58You'd scream too, wouldn't you?
21:00Damn right, Dreamer has a lot to worry about.
21:02Big pay-per-view coming up in August.
21:04Got this a**hole trying to stab him in the back.
21:08Dreamer's got to get Lawler out of his mind
21:10and away from his body before August.
21:12I don't think Lawler would show up on August 17.
21:15Hell no, Lawler ain't going to show up on August 17.
21:17I just told you, Lawler's a a**hole.
21:20He doesn't got the guts to show up
21:22because he knows Dreamer's going to kick his a**hole.
21:24Dreamer would kick his a**hole.
21:25Dreamer would kick his a**hole all over the building
21:27if he showed up for the pay-per-view on August 17.
21:29Damn right he'd kick his a**hole.
21:30Lawler deserves a a**hole kicking,
21:31not just for what he did to talk.
21:33He can't even talk.
21:34This guy sucks.
21:35He'll put you up in the Admiral Ben Bop.
21:38Tommy Dreamer should kick with Jerry.
21:40We've got highlights of a tag team match coming up now.
21:42Spike Dudley and Mike Whitrick.
21:44He's going to have a a**hole.
21:44He's going to get PG-13.
21:46No, I know he won't.
22:00He wants to make you visit a dance club in Memphis, doesn't it?
22:13This guy's going to grow on you
22:15like a bad case of crotch rock.
22:20I really liked this song up until about 35 seconds ago.
22:30Where does one fight for an ensemble like that?
22:44Only in Memphis.
22:47He can word for it.
22:55Ladies and gentlemen.
22:56B-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-CH-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D-I-D.
23:05Dan's-so what Mikey is about.
23:11From the great southern state of Tennessee,
23:16PG-13.
23:21A.C. Ice in the white,
23:22Whoopi D wearing the red.
23:26Well, Spike Dudley needs to get a meal in him.
23:29New York, winning at 186 pounds, Mikey Woodruff!
23:41Former ECW football crowd winner.
23:46At 155 and a quarter pounds, from Dudleyville, Spike Dudley!
23:56Especially young men.
24:01Well, well, before we get started, I will tell you a joke to not f*** these off, but I see you already heard it.
24:08On that note, all I'm going to say is, everybody up north, you better be prepared, because the south is going to rise again, baby.
24:27Whoopsie D apparently will start for PG-13 against Spike Dudley.
24:41Entrebbe, attachment,董事,おそらく!
24:43Whoopi D apparently will start for PG-13, against Spike Dudley.
24:46Pete Dudley!
24:48prestige!
24:49Out and elbow tie up for center of the ring, ankle a hair.
24:56Spike Dudley now, back up in the corner.
24:59That is not where he wants.
25:02That was coming.
25:06What PG-13 lacks in stat, do they make up for it?
25:12Attitude and teamwork, I assure you.
25:15It's gonna be pretty evenly matched here with Spike and Mike.
25:24Sounds like a Dr. Seuss ball.
25:29A little behind by Spike, double on hook to both feet.
25:33Into a Dandina, a two count.
25:39Beautiful arm drag.
25:43Up and over with the pescado goes, Spikey got caught.
25:48Spikey with the somersault blancher.
25:52G-0, G-0, G-0, G-0, G-0, G-0, G-0.
25:58Spikey likes it.
26:01It's the Baron Von Bobbitt claw hole.
26:08That'll separate the boys from the men.
26:14Gregory, Gregory, come with the ball!
26:15I went and go with the ball!
26:28Let me tell go!
26:30We've got a disability, we've gotра...
26:33God we'll be here!
26:34Amy Dundee feeling much better.
26:43But he still looks like hell.
26:49A slam by Mike E. Lateral.
26:51Press.
26:52Ducks the elbow.
26:53They cover.
26:55Once again.
26:58They cover.
27:04This arena can blow you off if you're not used to it.
27:21Oh.
27:23Reversal on the Irish whip.
27:26Amy got nailed by Wolfie.
27:29Arm dress.
27:30Into an arm bar.
27:34Wolfie with a handful of hair.
27:40Irish whip.
27:42Cold block by Mikey.
27:46Another nice arm drag.
27:54Wolfie complaining about a handful of hair.
27:56There was none.
28:01That's a handful of hair.
28:03Mikey's here for the ride.
28:05Wolfie drops down.
28:07Wolfie slips the arm drag.
28:09Mikey slips the elbow.
28:11There's the arm drag.
28:21Tag back into Spike.
28:27Beautiful rolling snap there.
28:29Drum kick.
28:30Duke out.
28:31Great teamwork by Mike and Spike.
28:38Wolfie's in for the ride.
28:42Nice monkey flip out of the corner.
28:45Battle press.
28:46Hook of the leg.
28:47Two.
28:54Back the other way.
28:56The monkey flip coming up.
28:58What do you mean?
28:59Oh.
28:59Oh.
28:59Oh.
29:00Going across the top rope, courtesy of J.C. Ice.
29:04Oh, you.
29:04Spike, get out with the more.
29:05We're going to love this way.
29:05Oh, you're going to love this way.
29:06Oh, you're going to love this way.
29:07Trust for it.
29:07Looked like Mikey and Spike were in control again.
29:11Got a tag into baby Dundee.
29:18Inverted atomic drop with the clothesline.
29:20on the close line.
29:24Looks like PG-13's back on track.
29:28All right. What a for-off.
29:39Frankensteiner, Spike, John Lee goes hand-first
29:42into the second turnbuckle.
29:44There's the fabulous Fargo strut.
29:50You'll see no opposite corners.
29:54PG-13 getting hammered.
29:58Spike thrown into the concrete.
30:05Mikey takes the elevator down.
30:11Dundee has that hook trap.
30:15It could be trouble for Mikey.
30:20He missed. Down goes Wolfie D.
30:25Mikey nails Dundee.
30:35That's gonna leave a mark.
30:37Mikey now to the outside.
30:43Man, is he connecting with that thing.
30:45Dundee throws back in.
30:46Hey, somebody grab Mikey's foot.
30:48There's someone underneath the ring.
30:50There's somebody down there.
30:52Cross body, two counts.
30:54Somebody's got hold of Mikey's foot.
30:56What's going on underneath there?
30:57I don't know, there's somebody underneath there.
30:58Mikey's holding on for dear life.
30:59Now it's Mike's season.
31:00He's trying to help his tag team.
31:01Mikey got sucked underneath the ring.
31:02Mikey got sucked underneath the ring.
31:03And Spike was the victim of a questionable kick.
31:07You mean somebody's been underneath there this whole time?
31:12Gotta be.
31:13Got to be.
31:14Got right into an elbow.
31:15Full head of steam.
31:17Spike sees it. He's trying to help his tag team.
31:21Mikey got sucked underneath the ring.
31:25And Spike was the victim of a questionable kick.
31:29You mean somebody's been underneath there this whole time?
31:33Gotta be. Drought right into an elbow.
31:37Full head of steam.
31:41Tilt the world. Splash.
31:45Where's Mikey?
31:4713 minutes, 48 seconds.
31:51Your winner's PG-13.
31:53Yeah, PG-13, but what happened to Mikey?
31:55If this PG aren't as stupid as they look.
31:59Oh!
32:01It's Jason!
32:03Jason's back in the ECW now!
32:07And Mikey's busted open.
32:09Double dropkick on the self-proclaimed sexiest man alive!
32:17Wait a minute, that's my gig!
32:19I don't believe he's back!
32:27No!
32:29That hair!
32:31That cologne!
32:33Don't close!
32:37You can't even f***ing won the war!
32:39You had the sucker punch.
32:41General Lee and his men.
32:43The staff will rise again.
32:45I'll make you a deal!
32:47We'll have a rematch of the war!
32:49We'll forfeit it! Get rid of Jason!
32:51This guy's name is...
32:53Jason!
32:55Jason!
32:57What are you doing?
32:59Oh, Matty.
33:00Don't you just love my cologne?
33:02Oh, boy.
33:03Now, Jason, who are you going to be managing in the ECW?
33:05In the ECW, I'm going to be managing to keep my suits nice and clean and pressed as I walk my champions to the ring.
33:13Jason, in the ECW, who are you going to be managing?
33:18That's a very good question.
33:19But don't you just like my new hairstyle?
33:22The way it blends in with my complexion?
33:24Don't you just...
33:25Oh, enough about the hair, the suit, the complexion!
33:29Who are you going to be managing?
33:30Let's talk about something else!
33:32Enough about you!
33:34You're right, Matty.
33:35Enough about me.
33:36Matty, let's talk about you.
33:39What do you think of my suit?
33:42Oh!
33:44Oh!
33:45What in the hell is wrong with you?
33:46I'm allergic to Jason.
33:47He gives me the hives.
33:48Who's that?
33:49The long-haired guy?
33:50No, not the...
33:51The guy with the beard?
33:52No, the guy with the...
33:53The suit!
33:54The guy with the suit!
33:55The...
33:56The...
33:57Geez, the guy with the suit!
33:59And the long hair and the...
34:00Oh, do you like my suit?
34:01Hello, dude.
34:02No, Jason!
34:03Jason is back!
34:04Did you give me the crabs?
34:05No, he gives me a rash!
34:06I'm allergic to him!
34:07He's like a cockroach!
34:08I thought we got rid of him, and he came back!
34:09So we got rid of him again, and he's back again!
34:11I see his face everywhere!
34:12I see his face at the hotels, in airports, in the video stores!
34:16I see him everywhere!
34:17I'm allergic to him!
34:18And now he's back!
34:19He's back!
34:20And how would you like...
34:21I can't stand him!
34:22The clothes!
34:23The hair!
34:24And my cologne!
34:25And when...
34:26I can't...
34:27Oh!
34:28We got Tracy Smothers versus Lance Storm!
34:29I am!
34:30You got the crabs!
34:31Tracy Smothers, jaw jack, with the fans at ringside!
34:35He's gotta worry about Lance Storm!
34:36Storm looking for a single leg!
34:37A couple of fans pointing at Tracy Smothers!
34:38Maybe that's an Italian hello!
34:40Tracy would know!
34:41Tie up!
34:42Storm, Storm looking for a single leg.
34:46Couple of fans pointing at Tracey Smothers.
34:49Maybe that's an Italian hello.
34:53Tracey would know.
34:55Tie up.
34:58And jockeying for position.
35:07Storm had better be careful.
35:09Smothers as cagey as they come,
35:13as is the big Don, Tommy Rich.
35:19And their two-full little Guido is also at ringside.
35:32Rock up again.
35:36Fireman Carey.
35:39I still don't know what that is.
35:44It's ugly is what that is.
35:46Where's my visa?
35:48Where's my visa?
35:49Where's my visa?
35:51Where's my visa?
35:54Where's my visa?
35:59On Craig Rice Smothers.
36:01Where's my visa?
36:03Where's my visa?
36:04Dan said we got jumping jacks.
36:09They circle one another.
36:13And tie up again.
36:16Score being backed up into the ropes.
36:22Can break?
36:25Nope.
36:26Reversal on the Irish whip.
36:29Arm dragged.
36:30Make it two.
36:33Smothers backs up.
36:35And wisely rolls to the outside.
36:43Lowe's line off the top and one motion to it.
36:47Not quite a two count.
36:49Side headlock takeover.
36:51Storm's looking pretty good right now.
36:53Hell of a young talent.
36:55Brought down by Smothers.
36:57Baseball slide outside.
36:59He nailed the dodge.
37:01Dripped up Bleedo.
37:03I think this is a mistake.
37:05Ooh, did you see Lance Storm hit that guard ramp?
37:11And that'll take the wind out of the sails.
37:13Knock the phlegm off your lungs too.
37:17Lance Storm now in the first row.
37:19Guido goes out after him.
37:21Guido slams him through the chair.
37:27Little Guido just loves to fight.
37:33I bet Guido don't look too little right now to Storm.
37:39Big Don, Tommy Rich, and Guido did their job.
37:45They distracted Lance Storm.
37:47He'll have things going his way.
37:49There's a side kick right to the jaw that may be off.
37:55And this is the FBI looking on.
38:01Storm bites to his feet.
38:03Smothers brings him back down to the canvas.
38:11Smothers needs to be leaning his way against Storm.
38:15He's holding on for dear life.
38:17Three elbows.
38:19Storm breaks free.
38:20Goes to the legs.
38:21It's changing forearms.
38:25And Lance Storm used the ropes for Tracy Smothers.
38:33Rock kick from the top.
38:34Great agility.
38:35Covered.
38:40Smothers back into the corner.
38:42Irish whip.
38:46Cartwheel, handspring, splash.
38:49Northern Lights suplex with the bridge.
38:52Two count only.
38:55The Storm is showing some fire now.
38:58He's descending the turnbuckle.
39:00He's waiting on Smothers.
39:04No!
39:07High crossbody from the top on the Big Don and Little Guido.
39:14But again, they're serving as a distraction.
39:17That's right, he's not gonna get the win on the floor.
39:20Dave Smothers trying to recover.
39:23Rolling cradle to...
39:25Two and a half.
39:26Roll up from behind.
39:27This may be all for Smothers.
39:28Close up.
39:29Cover, hook to the leg.
39:30Two count only.
39:31And Smothers may be a little frustrated.
39:33And he put Lance Storm away.
39:46And he put Lance Storm away.
39:48And he put Lance Storm away.
39:54And he put Lance Storm away.
39:55And Ring Storm in the corner.
40:02North step for the ride.
40:05Leafs to the top turnbuckle on motion, lands a back elbow.
40:09though? Lance Storm
40:11with a big victory over Tracy
40:13Smothers. We have to consider it
40:15an upset. Storm beating
40:17the seasoned veteran Smothers
40:19along with the entire FBI.
40:22The big Don
40:23Wildfire, Tommy Rich, and Little
40:25Guido also at ringside. Lance
40:27Storm, one of the many athletes in the
40:29ECW locker room, now all
40:31buying, all jockeying, all working
40:33for a spot on ECW's
40:35second pay-per-view, which will
40:37be Hardcore Heaven 97
40:39Sunday night,
40:41August 17th. ECW
40:43will make history again
40:45on pay-per-view. And
40:47when we come back, we'll hear from Gula McGillicuddy
40:50regarding the injury to
40:51Tommy Dreamer. Plus, we'll see that
40:53incident involving Taz that has everyone
40:55talking.
40:59And
40:59Dreamer ups for the cane.
41:07He doesn't want to stop, Commissioner.
41:11He wants to take it like a man.
41:16All he has to do
41:17is get down on his knees.
41:21I beg.
41:23If Tommy Dreamer would have bowed
41:25right now, nobody would think
41:27any less of him.
41:30Thank you, sir.
41:31May I have another?
41:34Tommy, what are you
41:36thinking?
41:40Oh!
41:41And Tommy's
41:42asking for it!
41:44Let me get this straight now.
41:46The Sandman is Dreamer's partner.
41:49Yeah,
41:50that was quite some time ago,
41:52and I think the point we're trying to
41:53illustrate is that
41:53Tommy Dreamer,
41:56I don't think he feels pain.
41:57Joey,
41:58trust me,
41:59Tommy Dreamer feels pain.
42:01He just knows how to deal with it.
42:03There's one pain
42:05that not even Tommy Dreamer
42:06can deal with.
42:08Jerry Long
42:08were canning him
42:09between the legs.
42:10Tommy Dreamer being
42:11taken away in an ambulance,
42:13having his vital signs checked.
42:15Tommy Dreamer going to the hospital
42:16and having a very long needle
42:18stuck into his testicle
42:20to drain it
42:21of fluid.
42:22Obviously,
42:23Tommy wasn't available
42:24for comment.
42:25Recently,
42:26his girlfriend,
42:27Lula McGillic,
42:27had eaten this.
42:28I've seen Tommy experience
42:33a lot of different pains
42:35here in ECW.
42:38I've seen him limp
42:40into buildings
42:40before a match.
42:43I've seen him get
42:44tossed down bleachers.
42:46I've seen him get thrown
42:48off the highest point
42:49in the building.
42:51And I've even seen him
42:52get stitches
42:53in the back of his head
42:55and not even bat an eye.
42:59But this time,
43:01this time was different.
43:05You see,
43:06I was there with him
43:07in the hospital
43:09when I heard him
43:11screaming
43:12in excruciating pain.
43:15Like a scream
43:16I've never heard him
43:17scream before.
43:20I don't just walk him
43:21out to the ring.
43:23You know,
43:23I'm there
43:24day in and day out
43:25and I see
43:26what kind of pain
43:27he goes through.
43:30And to tell you
43:30the truth,
43:31I don't want him
43:33to come back.
43:36But I know he will.
43:39And that's very
43:40troubling to me.
43:43But even more troubling
43:44for you,
43:45Jerry Lawler.
43:47You see,
43:49payback is a lot
43:49like me sometimes.
43:51A total bitch.
43:54But here in ECW,
43:56we live by one simple rule.
43:59An eye for an eye,
44:01a tooth for a tooth.
44:06Man,
44:06are you going to be
44:07in a lot
44:08of pain.
44:11If you don't take
44:13that shirt off,
44:14I'm not going to take it off you.
44:16They are.
44:17So if I was you,
44:25bro,
44:26give all the $15
44:27shirt
44:28and give it to me
44:29now.
44:29Come on.
44:30I am leaving
44:42and neither will they
44:43until you take that
44:44shirt off, brother.
44:45Now take it off.
44:46All right.
44:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
44:49Everybody back up.
44:50Everybody back up.
44:51Hold on.
44:52Let's go ahead.
44:52Let's go ahead.
44:52Let's go ahead.
44:53Come on.
44:56There you go.
44:59Hey, I got all night.
45:00What about you people?
45:01You got all night?
45:02You got a set of
45:14that's cool.
45:15Now give up the shirt.
45:32Hey, Rick.
45:34Yeah.
45:34Yeah.
45:36What?
45:37The battery's off.
45:39Oh, there you go.
45:40How's that?
45:43That'll work.
45:53We're in the shirt.
45:55We're in the shirt.
45:57We're in the shirt.
45:58We're in the shirt.
46:00We're in the shirt.
46:01We're in the shirt.
46:02We're in the shirt.
46:03We're in the shirt.
46:05Hold on.
46:06I'm probably going to
46:07lose my job.
46:10This is what I think
46:11of Monday Night Raw.
46:19Why do they do that?
46:20Why do they do that?
46:21Why do they do that?
46:21Why do they do that?
46:22Why do they do that?
46:23Why do they do that?
46:23Why do they do that?
46:24Why do they do that?
46:30We should go beat them, man.
46:31We should go jump.
46:32Let's go.
46:33The dreamer's over here.
46:34Let's go.
46:34Please.
46:35Oh, that might be so easy.
46:36The dreamer's over here.
46:39Here's your Monday Night Raw.
47:09Here's your Monday Night Raw.