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00:01You don't make your mark on this sport by following other people's footsteps.
00:07What you do is you blaze the trail.
00:10Most men, and that includes wrestlers, would be afraid to dive into the drink behind me.
00:16But you see, with Francine by me, I'm fearless.
00:20With Francine behind me, I'll swim with the sharks.
00:23I'll tread where most men would not tread.
00:26You see, Taz, you talk about how tough you are, and indeed you are.
00:30And most men in this sport would be afraid to face you.
00:33But I wasn't.
00:34Just like going into this dark water, I treaded down to the ring to face you one-on-one, Taz.
00:39But you see, I played a mind game with you.
00:42You thought you beat the franchise.
00:45You couldn't do it on my worst day and your best.
00:48Taz, what you did was you stepped in and played a mental chess game only half prepared.
00:55And you lost.
00:57You see, Taz, what happened was, Francine and I got sick and tired of carrying around 15, 16 pounds of fake gold plated.
01:06It was turning Francine's skin green, and it just doesn't look good on her.
01:12So what I did, Taz, is I made a plan.
01:16You see, one thing about the franchise that somebody should have told you through that thick skull of yours is that I do better than anybody else is I manipulate people.
01:23I set the stage so that I cannot lose.
01:27And so what did I want to do, Taz?
01:29I felt like losing.
01:31I took a walk down to the aisle with the incomparable Taz, the human suplex machine, the toughest man in ECW.
01:40And I tapped out.
01:42Are you starting to see the picture? Is it starting to become clear to you, Taz?
01:46I did the job.
01:47I took a fall.
01:49You see, I didn't take the easy way out like Mike Tyson and bite half your ear off because that wouldn't have gotten me what I wanted.
01:59And I wanted relieved of 16 pounds of copper plating, copper gold plating.
02:05And so you, Taz, I bequeath the world's television title on you, the human suplex machine.
02:14Ain't you great?
02:17We want 16 pounds of gold, not gold plating.
02:21And so, Terry Funk, that brings me to you.
02:24You've got something that I want and, more importantly, what Francine wants.
02:30You see, when we slip between the sheets at night and we have the fun that only Franchise and Francine can have, something has been missing lately.
02:39And it's been wild.
02:40It's been sweaty.
02:41We've been dripping and dropping all over the place.
02:43We've been having a good time.
02:44But something's missing.
02:48World's heavyweight champion written backwards.
02:53Terry Funk, you got what I want.
02:56It's my belt.
02:57And three years ago, I made it my belt.
03:00I took a three-year vacation, Terry Funk.
03:03And I'm coming back for what's mine.
03:05I let you hold it for a while.
03:08I let Scotty hold it for a while.
03:11I let Sandman hold it for a while.
03:14I let Mikey Whitbrek hold it for a while.
03:17But nobody has blazed the trail like I've done it here.
03:21Nobody in this sport.
03:24Taz, I tapped out for you because I didn't want the belt anymore.
03:30Terry Funk, I'm coming to you after I take a swim in this drink.
03:35You're all mine, Terry Funk, because 53 years old and I don't give a damn how tough you are.
03:41I'm a man driven.
03:43I'm a man driven by perspiration.
03:46A man driven by athleticism.
03:49A man driven by history.
03:51And I'm a man with a great woman behind me.
03:54Terry Funk.
03:55See you around, old man.
03:57See you around.
03:59See you around.
04:00Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
04:02One, two, three, four, hit me!
04:32This is Xtreme!
04:57Hello, everyone, and welcome to Xtreme Championship Wrestling
05:01from Asburyport, New Jersey.
05:02I'm Joey Stiles, along with ravishing Rick Rudin.
05:05The big news this week, of course, ECW's return to pay-per-view
05:09Sunday night, August 17th.
05:11Hardcore having 97, the franchise.
05:15Shane Douglas will get the shot at Terry Funk
05:18and the ECW World Heavyweight title.
05:21So much history behind this matchup.
05:24Who could forget the night the line was crossed
05:27and that infamous press conference?
05:29Because I'm taking the belt.
05:31How's that, huh?
05:32How's that, you son of a ?
05:34Huh?
05:34Tell me, please, please.
05:35So, let's go!
05:37How about Ultimate Jeopardy,
05:39where Douglas put a plastic bag over the Funker's head
05:42and took the NWA Eastern Championship Wrestling Heavyweight title?
05:48And then the franchise made an indelible mark in wrestling history
05:52when he won the NWA World Heavyweight title,
05:56renounced it, and declared himself the very first ECW World Heavyweight Champion.
06:01Will he be the next ECW World Heavyweight Champion?
06:04Plus, the Sandman, the extreme icon will collide with the human highlight reel of professional wrestling,
06:13one-on-one for the very first time.
06:16Sabu with Bill Alfonso in his corner.
06:19Plus, the Dudleys will defend the ECW World Tag Team.
06:24Who's to say the Dudleys are going to be champions?
06:28After he waved 97, I've got a strong inkling that the Gangsters are going to be our new World Tag Team champions.
06:36Could be.
06:37Whoever the champs are must defend the title belt at the pay-per-view.
06:42It was announced on the Prodigy News Service earlier today.
06:46Speaking of champions, on tonight's program, the World Television Champion, Tads, will defend that title
06:52against BWO Hollywood Nova, coming up next.
06:59You know, Styles, this old BWO, NWO, all this NWO, all this letter, that's passe.
07:07I'm tired of talking about that crap.
07:09You may not have to talk about it much longer because the BWO is on the ropes.
07:14And tonight, they can save themselves if BWO Hollywood Nova can defeat Tads for the ECW World Television title.
07:24The problem is, Tads has never been a fan of any W.O., even the BWO.
07:32It's do or die time for the Blue World Order.
07:36Hollywood Nova has a chance to save the phenomenon by challenging Tads for the ECW World Television title.
07:48And he's looking pretty jovial for a guy who's about to take a stroll down the path of rage.
07:53Nova, flanked by his jovial buddies, Thomas the Inchworm Rodman and Da Blue Guy.
08:09They are having a good time.
08:11I can understand the ECW fans having a good time, but the BWO, on the other hand, they're looking forward to facing Tads.
08:25Talk about somebody who's never having a good time.
08:28You look up miserable in the dictionary, and here's the World Television Champion with a picture of him shoving somebody on their head.
08:47Without a doubt, you can tell Tads is all business.
08:51We are at Asbury Park, New Jersey, and Tads put the air in the air.
09:21And the ECW World Television title belt on the line against Hollywood Nova on the BWO.
09:33Ladies and gentlemen, in the ring at this time, representing the Blue World Order,
09:40the Inchworm, Tommy Rodman, and Da Blue Guy.
09:44And they accompany the challenger, weighing 227 pounds, from the BWO, Hollywood Nova!
10:00I don't think this is one big joke!
10:02I don't think this is one big joke!
10:04I don't think this is one big joke!
10:06I don't think this is one big joke!
10:08I don't think this is one big joke!
10:10New York, weighing in tonight at 248 pounds, the current ECW World Television Champion, the Human Suplex Machine, this is time!
10:26This guy's got a look that only a mother could love.
10:33Not my mother either.
10:40Right now, it's certainly not Nova's mother.
10:41You know something?
10:42There's somebody missing from the BWO.
10:46Hey, Nova!
10:47Where's your partner, brother?
10:48I'll tell you where he is.
10:49See, Raven.
10:50Raven needed somebody to move in.
10:51You know something?
10:52You know something?
10:53There's somebody missing from the BWO.
10:56Hey, Nova.
10:57Where's your partner, brother?
11:03I'll tell you where he is.
11:04See, Raven, Raven needed somebody to move in.
11:15He needed somebody to carry his bags.
11:18Raven needed somebody to drive him around.
11:22And Raven needed somebody to wipe his...
11:26I didn't think Raven did that.
11:31And that's exactly what that big, steamy cool is on his wiper.
11:38And he's a...
11:39And he belongs in that company, WCW.
11:45And I'll tell you what.
11:50You, you shut the f*** up.
11:56And I'll tell you what.
11:57You and these buffoons are going to get a lesson in wrestling from me.
12:03I'm going to give you one free shot, brother.
12:05And I'm going to choke you out.
12:08And I'm going to end the BWO and terminate him by myself.
12:12Now, brother, ring the bell.
12:17Ring it.
12:19Bring the shot.
12:21Free shot for Hollywood Nova.
12:25One kick between the shoulder blades.
12:27It can work.
12:36Close line.
12:39Hollywood is dead.
12:43You know, Taz can say what he will about Stevie Cool and Raven.
12:47But without a doubt, they're in a lot safer place right now than the rest of the BWO.
12:58Irish whip is reversed.
13:00Leaf fraud.
13:01Nicely done.
13:05Oh.
13:06German Taz flicks.
13:08Right on the back of the head.
13:10Can you blame those guys for wanting to leave the ECW?
13:13Look what this Taz is doing.
13:22There it is.
13:24The Taz mission.
13:25The cut to hide Jermaine.
13:27Move attack now.
13:29In one minute, 11 seconds, your winner and still, ECW World Television Champion, Taz!
13:41He's never been a big fan of the BWO.
13:48Guy's not a big fan of anybody.
13:52And the inchworm is in the ring.
13:53Not much in the brain's department, though.
14:08They just got scrambled.
14:11That's the hardest Rodman has ever been hit.
14:20He took a swing at Taz!
14:23Ouch.
14:28T-Bone's head placked.
14:33And there's the Krap to Hodgepodge again.
14:39The inchworm has been choked out.
14:47He needs a blue guy, sir.
14:53I'd have to say that's a smart move by the blue meanie.
15:05Yes, Chris, it is the better part of valor.
15:07This Taz has choked out more people than the Hillside Strangler.
15:11As a matter of fact, we might want to look into that.
15:18Where was Taz when that stuff was going on?
15:27The BWO is no more!
15:29BWO, when we come back, a six-man tag team war.
15:44And the triple threat takes on Paul Fahony and the Pit Bulls.
15:47The Pit Bulls are out for flight.
15:49To
16:06Boo, I lawful!
16:07You know, Joey, they're in a Dairy Queen within ten miles of here.
16:09But that sure looks grump-dilly-ish-ous to me.
16:11and the triple threat looks malicious to me the franchise shane douglas no one can
16:20extend it chris candido and right here in his hometown of hasbury park new jersey
16:26the beast from the east bam bam bigalow
16:30i'll bet bam bam could tell you exactly where to find the dairy queen
16:37actually he must be having a lot less for these days he's down to a slim 350 pounds quicker than he has ever been
16:48but just as dangerous and even more powerful
16:51bam bam bigalow at 450 pounds would still be one of the quickest men in the sport today
17:05what can i say
17:06it should be an outstanding six-man tag team contest
17:15and you know as cocky as ever
17:24hold the phone that looks like a shot for the root camp
17:35or should i say hold the phone
17:38you know joy francine has that undergarment on
17:50and me without my dental floss
17:52and bam bam bigalow on the floor
17:55and bam bam bigalow on the floor
17:57and with michelle wall
18:08it is
18:10phenomenal
18:16and ito has left the ring as well
18:19and ito has left the ring as well
18:22The pitbulls get ambushed.
18:29The pitbulls were ambushed by Bam Bam Piccolo and Chris Carandina.
18:36The pitbulls get ambushed by Bam Bam Piccolo and Chris Carandina.
18:42Balls getting the better of the press.
18:44Oh, my, the chain right between the eyes.
18:46Pitbull 2 is down.
18:50The franchise is being hammered in the corner.
18:57Next body drop.
19:01Clothes out of the franchise.
19:03Pitbull 2 is laid open.
19:07The beast from the east all over. Pitbull over 2.
19:16Big 350-pound Bam Bam Bigelow can knock your lights out with this bare knuckles.
19:22Imagine the pain the pitbull must have felt when Bam Bam wrapped him with that steel chain.
19:29Andino also working over the pitbulls.
19:35The franchise with a pair of drop kicks to the knee of Balls Mahoney.
19:39He's got big balls down. He's got to keep them on the mat.
19:42Pitbull 2 gets nailed again as Balls Mahoney gets spiked in the center of the ring.
19:50This was supposed to be a six-man tag match, but it seems to be nothing more than a premeditated ambush.
19:57The odds were about to get even though.
20:10Somebody has seen enough of this ambush as you pointed out.
20:18The pitbulls have been wiped out on the outside.
20:29And here comes the gangsters.
20:33New Jack got sandwiched by the World Tag Team Champions, Bamba and Devon Dudley.
20:41They're big dick hammering Mustafa.
20:48They've got wrestlers trying to pull the champs off of New Jack.
20:53They're not getting it done.
20:56The champs are on a mission.
21:02The gangsters saw the ambush.
21:05Tried to come to the aid of the fallen pitbulls.
21:09And the champion took advantage of the situation.
21:13New Jack looks in a bad way.
21:16But you've got to believe that's the way it is on the streets.
21:19If anyone can take it, it's New Jack.
21:23New Jack is being hammered.
21:51That's what you call knuckle junction.
21:58Cheer across the back.
22:09The champions are trying to eliminate the champs.
22:12The eliminators.
22:13The eliminators are on the stage.
22:16Now what in the hell is Perry Saturn doing out there with that bum leg?
22:25Trying to even up the odds again.
22:31Bubba Ray Dudley went after Perry Saturn and Cronus saved his partner.
22:39Look at this.
22:40Cronus and New Jack are fighting side by side.
22:43Whether they know it or not.
22:46And Bulls Mahoney is just pummeling the franchise.
22:51And now he's taking on Candida.
22:54That's the beauty of ECW.
22:57We've got a war going on in the crowd.
23:00And there's still a match going on in the ring.
23:03And Bulls Mahoney is taking the fight to the franchise.
23:09Nice snap there.
23:10Mahoney up to the second turn.
23:13Bucko.
23:18Perfectly placed.
23:19Elbow across the chest.
23:21Bulls Mahoney may be on his way to victory despite the fact that his partners, the pitbulls, have been decimated.
23:34Cronus still hammering Bubba Ray Dudley.
23:38New Jack going at it with Devon.
23:43Big Dick is back up and he's choking somebody.
23:47It's New Jack.
23:52Cronus gets nailed between the eyes.
23:58Balls needs to make the cover.
24:09And the war continues.
24:18Balls thinking it over.
24:21Apparently Balls doesn't even care if he wins or loses at this point.
24:25He just wants to dish out some punishment.
24:32That's payback for his partners, the pitbulls.
24:35As Cronus still fighting with Bubba Ray Dudley.
24:40Balls Mahoney ascends the turnbuckle.
24:44But misses the leg cut from the top.
24:48Bubba Carter on Bubba Ray.
24:52Balls blocks the belly to belly.
24:58Reverse zone.
25:00This may be up.
25:03Francine's in the ring.
25:04She broke up the three count.
25:08Look at this, Styles.
25:09We got a sexist referee.
25:11Just because Francine has that nice little tush, the referee allows her to have her way.
25:19The franchise rolls up.
25:20Balls behind it.
25:21This may be up.
25:22And the pitbulls are just a bloody heap on the outside.
25:32Oh, man, baby.
25:33They're out and driving.
25:35All right.
25:36He's enjoying himself.
25:38So is Candida.
25:41The triple threat has taken out the pitbull.
25:54The balls looks like he's gonna take out something on Shane.
26:00Got a custom made chair.
26:03The ball is back up into the corner.
26:13Balls has him trapped.
26:16The franchise is gonna get his now.
26:21They're gonna sacrifice herself for the franchise.
26:28Balls wants the three in Francine.
26:32That makes two of us, Styles.
26:35He barely missed.
26:37And she's hot.
26:39She sure is.
26:41She didn't think he'd swing that chair at her.
26:45And Douglas goes low.
26:49Now, Balls is hot.
26:59He's got the franchise.
27:02Bigelow clipped the knee.
27:09He just got cracked in the head again, and he's clutching out his knee.
27:12Balls is in pain.
27:14Balls is screaming out in pain.
27:16Bigelow clipped his knee.
27:18We need to have a little law and order in that ring.
27:22We got two guys beating a crap out of Balls.
27:25And the referee goo goo-eyed at Francine.
27:28Douglas hits the belly to belly, and Crape finds both legs.
27:33Even the band-eats.
27:35Not only did the Triple Threat win this match-up, they destroyed the pin-rolls in the process.
27:54The Triple Threat has never looked stronger, and it's got a lot to do with the beast from the East, Bam Bam Bigelow, who's never looked as vicious as he is here in the ECW.
28:09Twelve years of promises and predictions have come to fruition, as Bigelow and Chris Candido have wiped out the pin-rolls.
28:23Shane Dunn was his most vehement enemy.
28:25There may be no stopping the all-new Triple Threat.
28:37There may be no stopping the all-new Triple Threat.
28:41The Triple Threat-
28:51The Triple Threat
28:53The Triple Threat
28:54The Triple Threat
29:07You know, I've held my closest friends in my arms, and they died.
29:30Tonight, I held Mustafa.
29:37As they put him in an ambulance, and they drove off, and I washed it.
29:48I've had it.
29:52With the Dudleys, I have had it.
30:00You done pushed me to a point, I don't care no more.
30:04I've had it.
30:07We're going to get you in a cage, and I promise you, I promise you, we're going to take you
30:22out, Bubba, D-Von, Big Dick, we're going to take you out.
30:36God, the only way that you'll survive that night, you're going to have to kill me.
30:52Forget about pinning me one, two, three.
30:55You're going to have to kill me, dead.
31:06The arena, you're going to be in a cage.
31:13And D-Von, and Bubba, when you look across the ring at the gangsters, you're looking at
31:29somebody that came in on a mission.
31:34We're going to take you out.
31:35We ain't going to beat you up.
31:43You're going down.
31:47You're going down.
31:49We're going to take your out.
31:54I promise you.
31:58Dudleys, I'm going to testify.
32:01You're going down.
32:06You're going down.
32:09I swear on my father.
32:13You're going down.
32:16Well, well, well.
32:25It is I, your fine, furry friend, the quintessential stud muffin, Joel, the Dudleyville debutante
32:34Gertner.
32:36And it seems that New Jack has made a promise.
32:41Well, what's good for the gangster is good for the Gertner.
32:44So I will make a guarantee of my very own.
32:51If the Dudley boys, Bubba Ray, and D-Von do not enter Hardcore Heaven 97 wearing the ECW
33:07tag team titles around their waist, and officially recognized by Extreme Championship Wrestling
33:16as the tag team champions of the world, I will shave my head.
33:24And my chest.
33:35Live on pay-per-view.
33:38And for the Dudley boys, nothing will matter.
33:43They'll stay home.
33:44If they don't have the tag team titles, the Dudley boys will stay back in Dudleyville and
33:52watch as I, live on pay-per-view, shave my head and my chest.
34:00So it's obvious that the team that wins this Saturday night at the ECW arena is going to enter
34:10the pay-per-view as the champions.
34:12And I'm confident that that tag team will be the Dudley boys, Bubba Ray, and D-Von Dudley.
34:29Because there's contractual obligation for there to be a tag team title defense.
34:35Yes, the Dudley boys, I'm certain of it, still I stand by my guarantee, if the Dudley boys
34:45cannot show up as the champions, I will shave my head.
34:52And is there a chest hair club for, can we restart this?
34:57Is there a chest hair club for men?
34:59Is, can we re-
35:00No?
35:04Well, the pay-per-view's in Florida, and my chest tends to burn in the sun.
35:15I need all the-
35:20Still, I will shave my head and my chest, I guarantee it, because as far as the gangsters
35:27are concerned, and as far as the Dudley boys are concerned with the gangsters, for the
35:33Dudleys and myself, it is hair today.
35:37And for the gangsters, it is gone.
35:41And for the gangsters, it's Saturday night, I got something for you, I got something really
35:50good for you.
35:51You're going to like this.
35:53So I'm bringing someone on the set with me, someone that you're going to enjoy.
35:56All right, ladies, gentlemen, welcome Bill Alfonso.
36:00Hey, guess what?
36:02You people thought I could only blow a whistle, but you were wrong again.
36:07Because look at my superstars, Mr. Monday Night, Rob Van Damme, the one who's suicidal, homicidal,
36:14Sam Boone.
36:15We're kicking ass in ECW.
36:17Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, mopping them up, their top talent, beating them like we all know.
36:27Well, Mr. Monday Night, Rob Van Damme, superstar, looking at Sam Boone, we're in a case Saturday
36:34night, he wins.
36:36You think you got us trapped?
36:38Wrong.
36:39We got you trapped.
36:42Trapped?
36:43Trapped!
36:44Wait a second.
36:45Wait a second.
36:45You just brought us up.
36:46Speaking of trapped, if you could help me out here, Bobby, I think I had the head honcho of
36:53Extreme Championship Wrestling caught in a trap.
36:56Bill, what's on my shirt?
36:59Who is that guy?
37:00That's a poor artist's picture of Paul Heyman.
37:05Hey, Sam Boone, I'll get you plenty of shirts, don't worry.
37:08Paul Heyman.
37:09Paul Heyman.
37:11Paul E., aren't you the one that was upset with me for going and wrestling on a Monday night
37:18for spreading my talents for everybody?
37:21Listen, how old were you when you were here?
37:2325, 26, roughly about the same age as Rob Van Damme, yours truly.
37:32Now what's up with that?
37:33Oh, I get it.
37:35It was right for you then, but it's not right for you now, right?
37:39So that means it can't be right for me now.
37:41Well, that sucks.
37:43You know something?
37:44You want to start all the fans telling me I sold out?
37:47You sold out!
37:48You sold out!
37:49Let me tell you something.
37:51I'm going to sell out the ECW arena Saturday night.
37:55It's going to be packed with Rob Van Damme fans all there to see me and Sam Boone kick
38:02some major booty.
38:04Now, you want to know how I feel about getting into the cage and how I know that I'm going
38:10to come out of there without a scar, wearing the same smile and the same dimples?
38:14I'm going to tell you.
38:16Oh, I'm not going to tell you.
38:18I don't have much time.
38:19Hey, I don't have much time.
38:21I have a hair appointment.
38:22You understand.
38:23I got to look at my best for Monday night, so now I'm getting a lot of exposure these
38:28days.
38:28You understand.
38:29I got to go.
38:31Wrap this up, Fonzie.
38:32And remember this.
38:33I'll show you.
38:34We're not trapped in the cage.
38:36You are.
38:38It had to come down to this, didn't it?
38:41It had to come down to a couple of Southern boys who know real wrestling when they see it.
38:46Jerry the King Lawler and Jim Cornette, along with Mr. Monday Night Rob Van Damme and of
38:50course, Sabu, to lay waste to your whole stinking company of ECW.
38:54I understand that Tommy Dreamer had to go to the hospital and they had to take a long
38:58needle and stick it in his testicle and drain all that fluid out from where it was so enlarged.
39:05Of course, sticking a needle in Tommy Dreamer's testicle would look like sticking a telephone
39:09pole into an ear of corn, if you know what I mean.
39:12But get this.
39:13Jerry the King Lawler is going to have things well in hand from now on.
39:16And Rob Van Damme and Sabu, they're going to have things well in hand.
39:19Will Jim Cornette come back to the ECW arena?
39:22I'd rather go skinny dipping in a septic tank of a slaughterhouse and come back to that
39:26but I guarantee you this, if the option arises, if the chance comes my way one more time to
39:33stick it to you dangerously, then that's exactly what I'm going to do.
39:37You know, you fans found out the other night that you're not quite as smart as you think
39:42you are.
39:42And that may be a disturbing thing, but isn't it also a plus?
39:47That, remember, it wasn't half the fun of going to a wrestling match when you never knew
39:51what was going to happen?
39:53Well, with Jerry Lawler around, with Jim Cornette around, you never know what's going to happen.
39:58Even you, uh, smart folks.
40:01You really ain't quite so smart after all.
40:04Nobody knows what ECW means to us.
40:09You see, we were here from the inception.
40:12You've all seen us bleed.
40:14You've all seen us break our bones.
40:16And ECW's in our hearts.
40:19And ECW's in our blood.
40:21And every single time, we got you, Sabu.
40:24We got you, Van Damme.
40:26We got you, Waller.
40:28Something always goes on.
40:30Lights on, lights off.
40:32We wind up, out.
40:35There's one other person.
40:37Oh, he'll praise that ECW.
40:39I'm not a company guy.
40:41You people want him.
40:42We need him.
40:43And he's been here since day one.
40:47He beat me.
40:48He dropped me on my head.
40:49I'm naming our partner in the cage Saturday night.
40:54Taz, choke us all out.
40:58Dreamer, you need to slow down a little bit, brother.
41:02Ain't nobody naming me to do anything I don't want to do.
41:05I do what I want to do.
41:07I'm the world television champion.
41:10That makes me a solo wrestler.
41:12I'm not no tag team wrestler.
41:14I ain't no company guy.
41:16And to answer your question or whatever you're telling me what to do, no.
41:20No.
41:21I ain't going to be your partner, you and that drunk, in the cage.
41:25I have a little respect for the both of you because you work for the same company I do.
41:29You guys work hard and all that hokey, and that's great.
41:33I stand alone.
41:34You guys want to waste your time with that W-W scum.
41:38You go ahead and do it with your stupid little silly feuds.
41:41I ain't about no feuds.
41:43I ain't about no partners.
41:44Every partner I had swerved me and f***ed me over.
41:47You want to do something, hey, come after me for my belt, dreamer.
41:55Sandman, come after me for my belt.
41:57Don't waste your time with that.
41:59I told you guys a long time ago.
42:02Let's just go, man.
42:03Let's just take him.
42:04You want to take him on the street?
42:05We'll take him on the street.
42:06We stretch it.
42:06We beat him up.
42:07End it.
42:08But no, you want to make it a big deal.
42:13Ooh, let's draw a house.
42:15Ooh, let's run down the W-W.
42:19I ain't looking to run down anything or anybody.
42:22I'm the world television champion.
42:24I ain't teaming with nobody.
42:26I ain't going to no stupid caves with you guys.
42:28You guys want to waste your time?
42:30Waste your time.
42:31Don't ever tell me what I'm doing.
42:33And when I want to choke you out, or Sandman out, or Waller, Van Damme, or that schmuck Sabu,
42:39I'll do it when I want to do it.
42:43Hey, Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, oh, I know what you're thinking.
42:48Wouldn't it be great to have the number one hater of the World Wrestling Federation
42:53stand in our corner inside the cage against Mr. Monday Night, Sabu, and that old Lisa Crab Lawler?
43:02Well, it does sound enticing.
43:03And it would be fun, bud.
43:06I got more important things on my mind, like an old man named Terry Funk.
43:09So, hey, guys, good luck.
43:12Hope you win.
43:16Each and every one of you ECW fans should be locked up.
43:21But this Saturday night, the king's going to be locked inside a cage.
43:27Nobody ever thought they'd see Jim Cornette in the ECW arena.
43:31Least of all, Tommy Dreamer, the innovator of violence.
43:34And Sandman, the innovator of Otis Campbell drunkenness.
43:38And don't forget, we're not trapped.
43:42You are.
43:43I really don't think Dreamer and Sandman need to turn to anybody.
43:48I think this is a problem they need to settle on their own.
43:52You know, you just got to get to the bottom of this.
43:54Jerry Lawler has been jacking them around.
43:57He's been screwing with the ECW.
43:59Where in the hell does this Sabu and Van Dam get off by siding with Lawler?
44:03I mean, they're biting the hand that feeds them.
44:05They've been here for ECW.
44:07They've been wrestling.
44:08They've been getting paid off to this old piece of s***.
44:11Jerry Lawler comes in and starts jacking everybody around.
44:15He jacked me around when I broke into this sport.
44:18S***.
44:19I wish my...
44:20You know, if my neck wasn't f***ed up, I'd kick his s*** myself.
44:24Dammit.
44:24I don't give a s*** who they pick as a partner.
44:27They need to lock that cage door.
44:29They got that Jerry Lawler s*** rubber nickels.
44:32They got to kick the dog s*** out of them.
44:34Then they got to get Sabu, Van Dam, they got to settle this s***.
44:38They got to get your s*** out their backs.
44:46The last thing I remember is Jerry Lawler standing above me, smiling.
44:52And then whack.
44:56And then the blackness set in.
45:02When the blackness comes, getting knocked out, it's nothing new to me.
45:13It kind of makes me reach an inner peace.
45:16Everything speeds up and then comes to a stop.
45:20Jim Cornette, you woke me up out of that inner peace in your own evil way.
45:26They have me strapped to a board.
45:40And my body's freezing.
45:43They have ice all over me.
45:46The doctors say you have to get a sonogram on your testicles because you have excessive fluid and bleeding.
45:56When a doctor tells you this may hurt, you know you're in trouble.
46:07He took out a needle this big and inserted it inside my scrotum.
46:13And kept draining blood and fluid to stop the swelling, to prevent it from a complete and total rupture.
46:27What?
46:28What?
46:30How's that?
46:34I'm beat up.
46:36I'm tired.
46:39You see, I can't sleep at night.
46:41I can't lay on my back because of you, Jim Cornette.
46:44I can't lay on my stomach because of you, Jerry Lawler.
46:48So I sit and wonder.
46:51I ponder into the darkness of how much revenge another man will take on another.
47:00Bite off in the air.
47:02Maybe.
47:03You see, Jerry Lawler, you shouldn't wonder what the mystery of my partner is.
47:11You should wonder of the mystery of how you're going to escape that cage with your b***h still attached to your body.