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00:00Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:03On tonight's show, he's rock solid, Greg Krups, he's money in the bank, Wayne Brady.
00:09You can bet your bottom dollar on Colin Mochrie.
00:12And you get what you pay for, Brian Stiles.
00:15And I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on, let's have some fun.
00:28Thanks, everybody. Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:31The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:34What happens on the show is we've got suggestions here on these cards
00:36that the performers have never seen before.
00:38We're going to take suggestions from the audience.
00:39And these guys are going to have to make up different sketches and skits
00:42right off the top of their heads without ever knowing what they're going to do.
00:45And I award them points, which really don't make a hell of a lot of difference.
00:48And at the end of the show, whoever the winner is or whoever I like best
00:51gets to do a little something with me.
00:53And, uh, thank you.
00:54And then, of course, you'll get to read all about it in the tabloids.
01:01First game we're going to play is a game called Let's Make a Date.
01:03This is for all four of you.
01:04Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are going to be contestants on a dating-type show
01:07hoping to be picked by Greg.
01:08But they're not the kind of people you'd expect to see at a dating show.
01:10We've given each of them a strange characteristic or identity.
01:13It's inside these envelopes.
01:14They've never seen what's in these envelopes before.
01:16Now, Greg's going to ask them about their suitability for a date
01:18and try to guess who they are in the process.
01:20So if you're ready, Greg, off you go.
01:22Hi, contestant number one.
01:24Hi.
01:25Hello.
01:26Hi.
01:27I love shopping.
01:29If we were going to go out somewhere, where would you take me to shop?
01:32Two men, two women, trapped aboard a yacht.
01:37There would be you and there would be me and another couple.
01:41What would be fine?
01:42Danger, adventure, all in a wacky comedy brought to you called I Love Ya.
01:46Yeah.
01:47Yeah.
01:48Number two.
01:53Hello.
01:54Hello.
01:54Hello.
02:03Are you all right?
02:07Yeah.
02:08Okay.
02:10Number two.
02:11I love holidays.
02:13My favorite one.
02:14Ah!
02:14Ah!
02:15Ah!
02:15Ah!
02:18Contestant number three.
02:29Hello!
02:30Hello!
02:31Hi!
02:31Hi!
02:33Hi!
02:33Hi!
02:34Hi!
02:34Hi!
02:34Hi!
02:34Listen, I love to travel.
02:42If you were going to take me on an exciting vacation, where would you take me?
02:45I'd probably take you somewhere near Charleston, South Dakota.
02:49There isn't even a city called that.
02:51Oh, yes, sir.
02:51Oh, yes, sir.
02:51You shut up.
02:52You don't know what you're talking about.
02:57Label out!
02:58Shut up!
03:02Okay.
03:03Number one.
03:05Ding, diga-dee-ding.
03:06Digga-dee-ding.
03:07Digga-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
03:08Describe your perfect evening out.
03:12Starlight and a candle.
03:14One candle to uphold victory and justice.
03:17One alone man on a date.
03:18Who can stop him?
03:19Hey, do you want to go on a date?
03:21Sure I do.
03:22They didn't know what was in store.
03:30Number two.
03:31I believe in fortune.
03:36If you can make a wish.
03:49All right.
03:51Numero trois.
03:54I love visiting my family.
03:56Who's your favorite relative?
03:57Well, I don't have any relatives.
03:58Oh, just a nice.
03:59Well, I'd probably say my brother.
04:02Here's a song for you.
04:03There, there, there, there, there.
04:04Oh, you have to play that with me.
04:15Okay, Greg.
04:16You want to guess who they are?
04:18No.
04:19I'd rather go have a beer, Drew,
04:21if that's all the same to you.
04:23I'm completely in the fog here.
04:25Number one is a movie voiceover guy.
04:29Yeah.
04:29I'm just going to take a wild guess
04:36on number two.
04:38He thinks he's a turkey, perhaps?
04:41He is a turkey.
04:41He's a turkey.
04:43Right before Thanksgiving.
04:45And Ryan is the hillbilly family
04:49from Deliverance?
04:51Close.
04:52He's a pair of jealous redneck twins.
04:54Oh, how did I not get that?
04:56I don't know.
04:57I don't know.
05:03Okay.
05:05That was great.
05:06Minus 100 for Greg for not guessing Ryan's thing,
05:09but an extra 100 for you for saying trois.
05:12So he's all tied up.
05:13Wonder what's going to happen.
05:14Now we're going to play a game called Multiple Personalities.
05:21This game features Ryan, Colin, and Greg acting on a scene
05:23which involves three items.
05:25Each item has a particular personality attached to it.
05:27Let me get the items right here.
05:28Who's ever holding the map is Elvis Presley.
05:38And who's ever holding the canteen is going to be John Wayne.
05:42And whoever has the binoculars, congratulations.
05:45You're Beavis and Butthead.
05:45Now, in this scene, the performers are lost.
05:52And what I need from the audience is a suggestion of where they might be.
05:55I'm lost in the mall.
05:57The mall?
05:58Lost in the mall.
06:06We've been going around in circles.
06:11Hey, hey, hey.
06:12If you look through these, you can see at the girl with the Foot Locker's butt.
06:18Now the butt.
06:19We should have made a ride at Lonely Street and we made a left.
06:24Now, look, you guys are really small now.
06:27Look how dinky you are.
06:28I can crush you.
06:30You might want to have a look for yourself.
06:32I don't know what's going on.
06:33Wait a minute.
06:34Let me have a look at that.
06:37You're not reading it right.
06:40Hell, we're lost.
06:42I suggest we take a look at the directory.
06:52This ain't that big a mall to get up.
06:56Brown, Dad.
06:58I'm hyperventilating.
07:00What do you say we go get a hot dog on a stick with a lot of mayonnaise on it?
07:04I think everyone should walk like this.
07:10I can only walk like this.
07:13I can only walk like this.
07:14Here.
07:15Give me a drink out of that flask there.
07:19Well, there's nothing in here, you nincompoop.
07:22We're going to die of thirst unless we get to the Orange Julius.
07:30I think the mall's closed.
07:31That's right, close.
07:32Well, hell, we've been in worse fixes before.
07:43Oh, yeah, I knew them.
07:48Well, I'll say we just forget about it today.
08:14That was great.
08:16500 sympathy points apiece for Colin and Ryan for doing the worst Beavis butthead ever.
08:20Now we're going to go on to a game called Hats.
08:24This is for all four of you.
08:25Colin and Ryan, come get a box of hats.
08:28And Greg and Wayne, come on, get a box of hats.
08:30Take a stool.
08:31This is a fast back and forth game, and each of them has to use the hats to come up with
08:36as many examples as possible of the world's worst dating service video.
08:40And we're going to start with Colin and Ryan.
08:42Who's the guy that loves you most?
08:50Ryan is from coast to coast.
08:52I'll call you master.
09:01Even Medusa needs lovin'.
09:03How would you like to experience the real Ewok adventure?
09:15You're very attractive.
09:16As a matter of fact, you're das cute.
09:21Let me be your little chocolate chip.
09:27Use the force, Luke.
09:28Hi, I'm Drew Carey.
09:52Don't ask, don't tell.
09:53Sorry, I just meant to nibble your ear.
10:06That's real safe sex.
10:11Better help me with my hose.
10:19Trick or treat.
10:23We're going to want a commercial when we come back on reward points.
10:27And don't go away.
10:28We're right back with more Who's Line?
10:29Is it anyway?
10:30Let's do it.
10:36Hi, welcome back to Who's Line?
10:38Is it anyway?
10:41Usually I give the score here, but if you're worried about the score, you really don't get
10:44the show, do you?
10:46We're going to start off again with a game called props.
10:49The performers are going to divide it into two pairs, and each pair has a different set
10:52of props.
10:52You're going to have to try to use them as many ways as they can.
10:54Ryan and Colin, come and get your props.
10:58There's another one right there.
10:59And Greg and Wayne, this is your prop.
11:03And so quick back and forth game.
11:07Ryan and Colin, you're going to start the game whenever you're ready.
11:11I think that's the end of the Titanic.
11:13Your experiments with maggots has to stop.
11:29Welcome to New York.
11:30Mamma Mia!
11:36Sure, I always carry an extra one in my wallet.
11:43These spikes are for your pleasure.
11:49Feels like spring.
11:50Ooh, you gave me goose bumps.
12:00Well, you're right.
12:02Yours is longer.
12:09I pity the fool.
12:10I pity the fool.
12:12I pity the fool.
12:12Hey, the 70s may be dead to you.
12:25Thank you very much.
12:30That was fantastic.
12:33And 1,000 points to Ryan and Colin for just dragging those things around.
12:44Now we're going to a game called Dead Bodies.
12:46This is for Ryan, Colin, and Greg, and a member of the audience.
12:49And what's going to happen is I'm going to pick out somebody from the audience.
12:56What's your name right there?
12:57Come here.
12:59What's your name?
13:00Sarah.
13:01Sarah, come here.
13:01Sarah.
13:02Sarah.
13:03Come on, guys.
13:07That's Sarah, everybody.
13:08Have a seat, Sarah.
13:09Ryan's trying to take off his...
13:10Okay, Sarah.
13:15You just pretend to be dead there.
13:17And Ryan, you're dead.
13:19And Greg's going to join later on.
13:21He's going to be dead, too.
13:22And what's going to happen is the idea is they're doing a play.
13:26And they've died.
13:27Colin wants the play to go on.
13:29So he's going to perform with the dead people as if they were alive.
13:32Got it?
13:33Okay, Colin, the scene is, in Braveheart, Ryan's the wicked lord, who's claimed the right to Braveheart's wife.
13:43Greg, as Braveheart, comes to her rescue.
13:48Okay.
13:48Well, I have you, my dear.
13:52You will never escape the castle.
13:54And if your husband comes, he will die.
13:58He will die.
14:03Oh, no.
14:04I love him.
14:05Is there anything I can do?
14:07Is there anything I can do?
14:07I'm an exotic dancer.
14:34I will do anything if you'll just spare my husband.
14:40Hey, me wife.
14:41I've come to take...
14:42I am me haggis.
14:44Okay.
14:44You may take my wife, but you'll never take my freedom.
14:51You may take my wife, but you'll never take my freedom.
14:51I challenge you to do.
15:11All right.
15:18Darling, please be careful.
15:20Whom-chaka-chaka.
15:21Whom-chaka-chaka.
15:22Whom-chaka-chaka.
15:22I am so not afraid of you.
15:31I will fight sitting down.
15:35Clank.
15:36Clank.
15:37Clank.
15:37Clank.
15:38Stab.
15:41Oh.
15:42Oh.
15:42Thank you, Sarah.
15:56That was great.
15:56Thank you very much.
15:57Sarah, I don't know if you know this, but a lot of your friends have pictures of you
16:10at parties doing exactly the same thing.
16:15Eww.
16:15Ah.
16:16Eww.
16:17Boom-chaka-laka.
16:18Boom-chaka-laka.
16:19Now we go to a game called Scene to Wrap.
16:23In this game, Greg and Wayne are going to make up a scene to be joined later by Colin
16:27and Ryan.
16:27They're going to be wrapping throughout the whole scene.
16:31Accompanied by Laura Hall, Mixmaster Laura Hall and Piano.
16:35There you go.
16:38And what I need from the audience is a suggestion for an everyday place where people might meet.
16:43An everyday place where people might meet.
16:45Beauty salon is a good one.
16:49The crowd is screaming for beauty salon.
16:51Uh-huh.
16:51So am I.
16:53Beauty salon!
16:54So go ahead and wrap to the beauty salon.
17:00Mmm.
17:01Well, come on in.
17:02I'm Mr. B.
17:03You need a new do, as I can see.
17:06You got your mag and you got your dryer.
17:08I'm going to fix you up.
17:09You go higher.
17:10Say ho.
17:11Say ho.
17:12Say ho.
17:13Say ho.
17:15Now you see, I walked in here with a limp.
17:17All I want is a perm and a little crimp.
17:19That's right.
17:20Better step back to your brother.
17:21Because you get the dog.
17:22Get my hair a little color.
17:24Listen to me.
17:24Listen to me.
17:25Listen to me now.
17:26Because I want my hair.
17:27White as a cow.
17:28Moo, moo.
17:29Hey, moo, moo.
17:29Hey, hey.
17:32I'm going to do your hair.
17:33I'm going to do it quick.
17:35I'm going to fix up this nappy quick.
17:36When you walk out of here, you're going to be a mutter.
17:39You're going to get all the udder.
17:41Woo!
17:41I wonder if I could get an appointment today.
17:45Oh, boy.
17:46I'm bothered by all the hairspray.
17:48Don't mean to complain.
17:49Just ordinary folk.
17:50But I think I'm having a little bit of a stroke.
17:52Oh.
17:53Ooh.
17:54The spray did it out.
17:55Of the way.
17:56The spray.
17:58Hey there, people.
18:00I'm really mad.
18:01Look.
18:01What you've done has made me sad.
18:03I came in here.
18:04Now I go.
18:05I came in with a big afro.
18:07Look what happened.
18:08Now it's gone.
18:10I'm going to kill you.
18:11And you too.
18:14I think I'm dying.
18:15I'm going to go south unless someone wants to give me mouth to mouth.
18:27All this stuff that's happening, it's not legal.
18:30Oh, look at you.
18:31You're bald as an eagle.
18:34What can I, what can I, what can I say?
18:36This has been one weird-ass day.
18:38That was great.
18:51When we come back, we'll find out who the winners are.
18:54And we'll do a little game with me.
18:55Don't go away.
18:56We'll have more Who's Liners in Anyway.
18:57Winner for this.
19:03Hey, welcome back to Who's Liners in Anyway.
19:06The winners of tonight's show, Colin and Ryan.
19:08Hey, how about it?
19:15Now they're going to play a game with me called Stand, Sit, and Bend.
19:18In this game, one must always be standing, one must always be sitting, one must always be bending.
19:22And if anybody changes the position, the other ones have to take their place accordingly.
19:27Greg, what's our scene?
19:28A rival gangster has come to make peace with the godfather, Ryan, and his violent son, Colin.
19:38You're a rival gangster, Drew.
19:41I'm so sorry, godfather, please.
19:43I say we kill him, pup.
19:44I say we kill him.
19:45Hey, don't get carried away.
19:47I run this family, not you.
19:50You stay in one spot.
19:51Do you understand me?
19:52This is my family, not yours.
19:54You gotta give me a chance.
19:55Yeah!
20:00Sorry!
20:01I'm just filled with such anger!
20:04You come asking me for forgiveness.
20:06Yes, godfather.
20:06Well, I can't do it!
20:08But godfather, all I want is...
20:10Don't ever get in my chair when I'm not in it!
20:13Sorry!
20:13Uh...
20:14Godfather, if I could just have a chance to ask forgiveness, I'll do anything you say.
20:25I understand.
20:27I want you to knock off Rizzo.
20:28You know, Rizzo.
20:29Don't tell me you don't.
20:31Now, when you knock off Rizzo, I want you to take this gun here and knock off Rizzo.
20:43This gun right here?
20:45No, actually, this gun's a lot better.
20:47Take this gun and give it to Rizzo.
20:50That's my gun!
20:52That's my gun!
20:53Every gun in this family belongs to me!
20:55Hey, don't you forget it!
20:56Every gun, and don't forget it!
20:58I won't!
21:01That's it, gentlemen.
21:05Oh.
21:06Thank you very much.
21:07Thanks for watching everybody.
21:08We'll see you next time.
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