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Made in Chelsea Season 15 Episode 10
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00:00I'm seeing a chick. Honestly, I've never felt like this before.
00:07We snogged. She's so fierce. Is it just a holiday romance?
00:13I don't know. I mean, he calls me, like, every day.
00:15Have you slept with him yet? No.
00:17Hello. Hi.
00:19What is your type, actually? Just someone a bit older than you.
00:22Okay. You can just be the fun little brother.
00:25I do know deep down it's not right. I know it's not right.
00:29Just get her out. Come on. Send her a voicemail.
00:31Please tell me you've done what you needed to do. Come out for a drink.
00:34What does it mean, do what you need to do?
00:36Well, because I had planned on breaking up with you, to be honest.
00:39Do you want to give it a go? Start off fresh.
00:42Yeah.
00:44No.
00:46No.
00:55I want to know what you know What you know
00:58Yeah, I want to know what you know What you know
01:02I wanna know what you know, what you know
01:05Don't give me your name, or even speak to me
01:14Morning, baby.
01:20Rise and shine, sleepyhead.
01:23It's like boyfriend goals right here.
01:27I think I got it right.
01:28Have I on toast?
01:29You're so cute.
01:32No-one ever makes me breakfast in bed.
01:34Are you even gonna eat it, though?
01:36Perhaps not.
01:37Probably not.
01:38Oh, well, at least it looks nice.
01:39I need, like, a bit of ketchup and a mayo.
01:41Yeah, I know, I forgot the bacon and the mayo and ketchup.
01:43It's the thought that counts, though.
01:44Yeah, that's true.
01:45Which is really cute.
01:46That is true.
01:47How are you feeling about everything, anyway?
01:48Yeah, I think I feel better.
01:50Yeah?
01:50Yeah, I think, um...
01:53I just need to, yeah, do more of, like, my own thing, you know?
01:57Um...
01:58Like, tonight, I'm actually really excited about going out.
02:01Especially with Matt, like, it just makes me laugh.
02:03That's good.
02:03That's really fun.
02:04Yeah.
02:05And that doesn't bother you at all?
02:06No, babe, it really doesn't.
02:08Okay.
02:08It really doesn't.
02:09Yeah, I want you to go out and have fun.
02:11Get boozed up.
02:12Yeah, blinded.
02:14Sounds good.
02:15Make yourself at home again, count your blessings, one to ten, your body will be whole again, your body will be whole again, make yourself at home again, count your blessings, one to ten.
02:33What's going on?
02:48Are we late for the, uh, 10.30 at King's Cross?
02:50Yeah, you've actually missed...
02:52I've missed...
02:52Oh, we've missed the train.
02:54Francis, Elle, Elle Francis.
02:56Ah, the famous Elle.
02:58So how did you guys meet?
03:00This is actually interesting.
03:01Okay, actually, I've actually never asked this.
03:03What first attracted...
03:05Oh, boy.
03:06...me to you?
03:07What?
03:08That's the wrong way around.
03:10Because I'm French?
03:11No.
03:11And 19.
03:13Because, you know, you look young and fresh, youthful.
03:17Hang on, I'm pretty young, aren't I?
03:19No.
03:21What?
03:21Wait, hang on, let's do the car.
03:23You are, you are.
03:24Okay, you are.
03:25You're young.
03:26Ish.
03:27What do you mean, ish?
03:28Young at heart.
03:28Young at heart.
03:29Definitely young at heart.
03:30Young in spirit.
03:31And he dresses like Bieber as well, which always helps.
03:34Exactly, yeah.
03:35Hey, have you got a lunch now?
03:36Yes, I do.
03:37Okay.
03:37Me too, actually.
03:40You've got a lunch.
03:41How are you going to go as well?
03:42By yourself then.
03:42Okay, bye, babe.
03:43Leave you here.
03:44I'll see you next.
03:44Bye.
03:44Bye, Alf.
03:45See you soon.
03:45Bye.
03:49Drink it in, my friend.
03:51Drink it in.
03:52She's way out of your league, but...
03:53No, she's not out of my league.
03:54You're punching.
03:55No, I'm not punching.
03:56You are a bit.
03:57No, I'm not.
03:57I'm as pretty as she is pretty.
04:00Really?
04:01Yeah, that's what everyone says.
04:02Some people, when I walk down the street, some people go,
04:03how does she get him?
04:05She's got all these other young bucks running around,
04:09trying to steal her attention.
04:10Well, what am I, then?
04:12An ageing buck.
04:13I'm not an ageing...
04:14That sounds awful.
04:15I'm not an ageing buck.
04:17Don't say that to myself.
04:18An ageing buck.
04:19Well, look, you know,
04:21Cleopatra used to put royal jelly on her face
04:25to keep her young.
04:27It's made by bees.
04:28That's where they feed the queen bee.
04:29I don't need to look younger.
04:30I look young.
04:31All right, yeah.
04:32Well, I mean, I'm going to be, you know,
04:35tending to the bees a bit later anyway.
04:37Thank you for that.
04:37OK, I'm glad you met her.
04:39It means a lot.
04:41I'll message you about the bees.
04:42Speak to you later.
04:45Oh, God, we really are old.
04:47He's trying to handshake.
04:49What are we doing?
04:49I can't believe Sophie's done this to her foot.
05:12I can't believe we have to walk up the stairs.
05:15It's such a chore.
05:16Could you please not go too far?
05:18Because I still have one foot to be pedicured.
05:23Hausfrau.
05:24Hi.
05:25We came as soon as we heard.
05:26I've been here for four days.
05:28You've been here for four days?
05:30Four days?
05:31Where have you been?
05:32I know.
05:33Well, I flew back from the Bahamas to see you, so...
05:37Yeah.
05:37How did you do this?
05:38So, it was kind of a classic champagne cork situation.
05:43Oh, dear.
05:43Where it shot across the room,
05:45straight through the Achilles.
05:46This is a cork-related injury.
05:49A high-speed cork.
05:51Well, it's a very poor elevation.
05:52I know.
05:53How long do you have to wear this questionable footwear?
05:55That questionable footwear will be on me for the next two to three weeks.
06:00And then I can't wear heels until the summer.
06:04No way.
06:05Yeah.
06:06You know, I'm really happy you guys are coming here to keep me company.
06:10I've been quite lonely the last few days.
06:13Don't do that, Mark.
06:14You're not getting out of here anytime soon.
06:17Okay, well, perhaps we should order some more champagne.
06:20Yes.
06:20Pass me that abatrocious-looking bell.
06:22Is everyone enjoying the cross-country?
06:33Oh, God.
06:34Clu, slow down.
06:35You're so boring.
06:38Rand, I thought you were fit.
06:41Off-roading.
06:43The off-roading is not one of these.
06:45I actually did bring some fresh lemonade.
06:51Oh, awesome.
06:52Well done, Lou.
06:53Oh, thank you so much.
06:55Franks.
06:56You've actually come out with us, which is new.
06:58Yeah, I've been enjoying life with my girlfriend.
07:00You guys are super happy.
07:02It's kind of sickening.
07:03It's quite strange.
07:04I've never been this happy in a relationship before like this.
07:08Great.
07:09And I'm thinking of suggesting to her that we move in together.
07:13I hardly see you now.
07:14Yes, you do.
07:16We'll make time.
07:17Another mate gone.
07:19I don't need you like you need me every single day calling me up like you do with Sophie Haboo.
07:23Apparently, you call her like five times a day.
07:25Wait, Harry, please.
07:26What's going on?
07:27Don't.
07:28So, are you like more into her than she is you then?
07:30Oh, yeah.
07:31100%.
07:31100%.
07:32Are you going to move in?
07:33Do you know how needy I am then?
07:34Are you going to ask her to move in?
07:35Probably in a couple of years.
07:37Do you know what?
07:38I'm enjoying dating her.
07:39And we have slept together.
07:40Oh!
07:42Ring the bell!
07:42Oh, that's disgusting!
07:45I'm going out of the boat!
07:48It's so true.
07:51I have like a strict three-day rule.
07:53Okay, so there's been three days, so...
07:55Wait, technically, we've had three days on English soil and a week together.
07:59So, really, it was like about Jews.
08:01We might have had like a sleepover.
08:03Just the one?
08:05Just the one.
08:06I can't.
08:06I don't believe it.
08:07I can't.
08:08She won't even speak.
08:08A lady never tells, eh?
08:10Yeah.
08:10No, but to be fair, it has been quite a while.
08:13Okay, moving on.
08:15I do find it quite odd.
08:16I thought you'd like be more going for the rugby type.
08:19You can't get your head around it, can't you?
08:20I can't.
08:21Like, I don't know.
08:22Like, he's completely opposite.
08:24Do you not think we look like a good match?
08:25No, not at all.
08:26Like, I think, no.
08:27Really?
08:27Not at all.
08:29But like, that is completely your decision.
08:30I just think you...
08:31I don't know.
08:32I don't think it'll last.
08:32Like...
08:33You just have to block eye everyone's opinion.
08:35I'm sorry.
08:36I'm just surprised.
08:37Like, I'm honestly, like, baffled.
08:38But...
08:38Baffled?
08:39It's obviously working.
08:40I think that's why it's such a weird match.
08:43Like, Sam's a good-looking guy.
08:44He's got a great personality.
08:46I just find that it's not weird.
08:46He's so lovely to you.
08:48Who is better?
08:49Mitt or Sam?
08:51Come on.
08:52James is savage.
08:54Why do we care about Mitt?
08:55Yeah, Mitt's so in the background.
08:58So, Sam?
08:58Sam's current.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Sam's really nice.
09:01Sam's really cute and much more attentive.
09:04Yeah, it doesn't sound great.
09:06Well, it wasn't not great.
09:08It was just, like, you know the first time is never amazing.
09:11So, very average.
09:13It was nice.
09:14It wasn't really good, though.
09:15It was after night out, so we were both quite drunk.
09:19So...
09:19So, you need to do it sober.
09:21You always have to have sober sex to be able to, like,
09:23fully know somebody's talents.
09:25Yeah.
09:25Yeah.
09:26To judge fairly.
09:28Yeah, nah.
09:29Right.
09:30Moving on.
09:31Oh, hey, mate.
09:59Yo.
09:59You all right?
10:00Yeah, just here to pick up Liv.
10:02Yeah.
10:02Er, Liv.
10:04Yeah?
10:06Mitt's here.
10:07Er, one sack.
10:09I think she's just getting ready, mate.
10:10She'll be down just a sec.
10:12Nice.
10:12Nice.
10:13Yeah, you have to.
10:13I'm just...
10:14I think I'm just going to go and meet up with Ryan, actually.
10:16Go and train with him.
10:17Going to go train?
10:18Yeah.
10:18I'm guessing Livy's going to be training her arms.
10:23You'll have to come out with us at some point.
10:25Yeah.
10:26No, mate, that would be...
10:27That would be good.
10:30Actually, mate, I'm quite glad I kind of bumped into you, you know.
10:34To hear the voice note that you sent Liv, I don't know,
10:37I felt like it was kind of...
10:39I don't know, I was a bit of a laughing stock.
10:41I just felt, obviously, Liv's your friend,
10:44and ever since I've been going out with Liv,
10:45I felt like you and I have got quite friendly.
10:47Yeah.
10:47To almost hear the voice note in the sense of you kind of celebrating
10:51that Liv was going to break up with me,
10:52I was a bit...
10:53I was a bit...
10:53I thought that was a bit of a low blow.
10:55I just basically shouldn't be allowed a phone when I'm drunk, I think.
10:59Mrs.
11:00Oh, hi.
11:01How are you?
11:02Hey.
11:02Are you ready, finally?
11:03Finally, sorry.
11:04Got your assets on show.
11:06My personality.
11:07Personalities.
11:08Yeah, I'm good.
11:09What are you talking about?
11:11I don't know.
11:11Nothing.
11:12Mobile phones and drunkness.
11:14Basically.
11:15You look great.
11:17Um, you all right?
11:18Yeah, good, babe.
11:19Good.
11:19Good.
11:20I hope you guys have fun, anyway.
11:22Yeah.
11:23I'm sure we will.
11:23Yeah, I'll see you, yeah.
11:26When I see you.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Before I am.
11:29You'll still be up, right?
11:30In the gym.
11:31In the gym.
11:31Before I am, yeah.
11:33No, but have fun, guys, anyway.
11:35I'll try not to send any voice notes.
11:38No, I'm just kidding, sir.
11:40If I'm a ride.
11:41Cheers.
11:44Cheers.
11:45Cheers.
11:46Cheers.
11:47Cheers.
11:48Cheers.
11:49Cheers.
11:50Cheers.
11:51Cheers.
11:52Cheers.
11:53Cheers.
11:54Cheers.
11:55Cheers.
11:56Cheers.
11:57Cheers.
11:58Cheers.
11:59Cheers.
12:00Cheers.
12:01Cheers.
12:02Cheers.
12:03Cheers.
12:04Cheers.
12:05Cheers.
12:06Cheers.
12:07Cheers.
12:08Cheers.
12:09Here we are.
12:10Are we doing some more shots?
12:11I think we should play a game.
12:12What's the game?
12:13What's the game?
12:14What's the game?
12:15What's the game?
12:16The game is, you have to tell the truth or take a shot.
12:17Cool.
12:18Habs.
12:19Habs, who was better in the psych?
12:20Sam or Mitt?
12:21What?
12:22I could have asked the same thing.
12:23Would it be the same answer?
12:24So...
12:25The little call for the end.
12:26Liam, right back at you.
12:27Who was better in the psych?
12:28Digby or Mitt?
12:29Digby, I said Digby.
12:30Pick up, pick up means rely.
12:31I said Digby, so you're next.
12:36You know what this feels like.
12:50This is Sri Lanka Mark 2 right here.
12:51Bentley is back.
12:52Bentley, continue with this game, OK?
12:54I'm going to say truth for short, but you can't do the shot, so it's truth for truth.
12:59truth okay tell us all your deepest secret right now um I would definitely
13:09recycle an old shag sorry is that because Alex is that next to you right
13:14now or I also did sound so you don't know wait you're thinking about sleep
13:19others no but what I was saying is you know when you share something you're
13:21like never again I have a few that I'd probably would redo so who would you
13:26redo that's for me to know this is another shot yeah let's do it okay come
13:33on boys it's a boy shot
13:38yeah that was good I need to blow some steam off
13:55do you yeah you got a lot of pent-up anger there yeah mate just everything that's
13:59been going on but no feeling that felt good me the last time I saw you you were
14:04in a bit of a low place yeah mate I'm obviously better you know I've managed to
14:07chat to live and I feel like I've sorted it out there was one annoying bit bloody
14:11mitten was drunk and sent this voice note almost like celebrating about the fact
14:15that she's gonna break up with me and it was just always mitten the fuck's hey
14:19it was just like what the fuck and you know lives actually on a night out with
14:23me right now it's very time really time yet but it's just a bit annoying you know
14:29Mick comes up to my house picks live up her buttons undone um you know with her
14:34boobs out and everything like that I mean she looked fucking great but I'm just a
14:37bit like who are you dressing up for did you ask her that well I mean I didn't get a
14:41chance I feel like I'm just looking like a bit of a laughingstock yeah but when you when
14:46you look at Liv's actions even now you're telling me that she's going out
14:49without you you're like what the fuck do you know what she'll say she'll just be
14:53like they're my friends I don't think that you've got a strong enough grip on
14:56the situation yeah but I've I've questioned I've said do you want to be
14:59with me and she's like yes I want to be with you well she needs to stop saying
15:02things like I miss my old self and I miss going out and partying and it's like
15:09we're fucking you either choose me or you choose that old lifestyle
15:21I know we've had a couple of shots but she was like I would recycle one of the
15:25hookups yeah who was she talking about Sam I know who you want to think she was
15:30talking about this man just really for the ego I would like to say me do you know
15:36what I like about you you smile with your eyes I've never been told that before it's a
15:42nice thing I learned there's James and Mars I went for lunch with James and he was
15:54quite opinionated on our stating we're doing he was quite really good to be
15:58honest he was sort of like I just don't think you're very good pairing oh it's not
16:02your time he doesn't think we're gonna laugh oh yeah I know he went in I was
16:08just out there like this boy you desert didn't like both of me as such as in it
16:14just made me think I really I'll be that weird has he been planting seeds may have
16:19dropped a few spring with a couple hey what can I do I found it more weird than it
16:25it worries me good anyway I don't think so that's what really matters that was an
16:32important opinion
16:39You say, you say, you say, you say
16:42I've been looking for
16:46Someone like you
16:52Hello. Hi, Strudel.
16:56No.
16:58Thank you. I'm injured.
17:02What? Thank you, Matthew.
17:04Okay, wait, hold on. So what's happened? Explain.
17:06So it was a champagne cork incident.
17:09But what's the point? Are you having a bad hair night?
17:13No, I just wanted to wear a hat.
17:14It's not a hat. This is a hat.
17:16It's not its cap. At the moment, I feel very young,
17:18so I went for a more young vibe.
17:20Do you find that infantile behaviour brings across a more youthful look?
17:23You know that he's dating a very lovely, very young lady.
17:27Just a little snippet, young girl.
17:29How could anyone possibly be younger than you? You're in a cap.
17:32This is where I need your guys' help.
17:33If you were going to do something to me,
17:36what would you change?
17:38Hair transplants are huge in Istanbul right now.
17:42Also on Harley Street, Sophie.
17:44I would definitely start with the hair transplant now
17:46before you need a toupee.
17:49Well, that was quite bold.
17:51Shit. I'm going to start thinking about it.
17:53I'd quite like some service.
17:55Yeah, same.
17:56So are you now in the wheelchair the entire time?
17:58I can't be on the foot too long, otherwise it hurts.
18:01But wait, what happens when Mark's not pushing around?
18:03What happens then?
18:04Then maybe you need to jump.
18:05I can't do it.
18:06Oh, come on, Strudy.
18:07No, but you could.
18:08I have an idea for you.
18:09What?
18:10Why don't you use Miles?
18:14Oh, Miles.
18:14What's Miles?
18:15Sophie met this guy, Miles, all right?
18:17She flirted with him, she let him on.
18:19He now thinks she fancies him.
18:21He's cute, yeah.
18:22Look at that.
18:22He's still flirting with him.
18:24Oh, my God, she likes him.
18:25I know.
18:25I don't like him.
18:27I don't like anyone.
18:29I hate everyone.
18:30You can't say that.
18:31Is he strong enough to push your wheelchair?
18:33To be honest, I actually don't know.
18:34He's got, like, tiny little arms as well.
18:36He doesn't look very buff.
18:39You don't have to pay him.
18:40He can just, he'll be paid in your company.
18:43But you will not be paying him in kind.
18:45Do you understand?
18:47What does that mean?
18:48Well, have a very good, long, hard think about it.
18:53Miles would be hard, I'm kidding.
18:55You're ruining this again.
18:56Okay, well, this is a beautiful thing.
18:58I'm going to message him now.
18:59A beautiful thing.
19:01What?
19:01Like the relationship.
19:03What?
19:04Lunacy.
19:06I would like to see you for dinner.
19:08Nice.
19:09Ex-Sophie.
19:10Ex?
19:11Ex.
19:12So do you know he's going to think you're asking him on a date?
19:15So?
19:16It's not my fault.
19:17This is a completely neutral method.
19:19You're such a cheapskate.
19:20You just want free servicing.
19:26Wait.
19:30Okay.
19:32That's odd.
19:33Who?
19:33You'll never guess who texted me.
19:35Well, who was it?
19:36Sophie Hurtman.
19:37No.
19:37Just asked me out for dinner.
19:39Well, actually, no.
19:40She told me to take her own dinner.
19:42Come on.
19:42Inside.
19:43I'm just like, oh, man.
19:44Yes!
19:44Boy, man, that's so good.
19:45But even though, like, we left it as, oh, we're friends.
19:47I'm like, secretly, please go out with me one day.
19:50Man, she's given you, like, the golden ticket.
19:52Willy Wonka, I'm going to go see you tomorrow.
19:54Yes!
19:55I'm so happy.
19:57I can't believe it.
19:57Yes!
19:59Hey, mate.
19:59How are you?
20:00You're not bad.
20:01It's been my pleasure.
20:02Miles, can I ask a favour?
20:03Do you mind if I have a quick word with James?
20:04Yeah, of course I mean.
20:04I'll give you a leg.
20:05Well, it appreciates it.
20:06No, it's nice.
20:07What's up?
20:07Yeah, not much.
20:08Not much.
20:08How are you?
20:08Good?
20:09I'm all right.
20:09How are you?
20:11I just spoke to Habs, and there's some, like, negative thoughts coming from you.
20:16From me, about you and Habs.
20:19Yeah.
20:19It's not malicious.
20:20It was literally just like, yeah, I just don't think you're a good mix.
20:22I thought she'd go for a more, like, rough and ready guy, and I think you'd agree that
20:26you're not rough and ready.
20:27But you said you don't think it's going to work.
20:29Yeah.
20:30And it was when, like, we were talking about, like, oh, like, how was the sex kind of
20:34thing.
20:34What?
20:35Why?
20:35Why ask that?
20:36I mean, it came up in a conversation, and she was like, yeah, it could have been better.
20:41She said it could have been better?
20:43Yeah.
20:43Like, I mean.
20:44I can't imagine she actually said that.
20:46It's not great to hear from any guy, or even her.
20:48That's why I'm thinking, like, maybe it might not work.
20:53Okay.
20:56Well, don't really know what else to say, then.
20:58Neither do I.
21:00One more.
21:04Oh, God.
21:04I don't know if I can, actually.
21:05You can.
21:05I would live easily.
21:07Well, now I'm going to do it, because you said I would live.
21:08Exactly.
21:09Here we go.
21:10Cheers.
21:11To having you back.
21:16I'm going to start to sore eyes tomorrow morning.
21:17Are you happy you're out?
21:19I'm happy I'm out.
21:19At the very least.
21:20Which I love.
21:21But why can't I be out with D.B.?
21:24But you're just different.
21:26That is all it is.
21:27Say you and I were in a relationship.
21:29We'd be here together.
21:30Doing fuck knows what.
21:32But that's what I want D.B. to be like.
21:33I prefer who I am when I'm with you.
21:35Yeah.
21:37You make me feel really, like, loose and, like, ooh.
21:41You've got to be careful with that top, because you could have someone's eye out.
21:45And who's eye would that be?
21:47Like, can you and D.B. just mesh into one person?
21:50And then I'll be like, sweet.
21:53I'll go on nights out, but then I'll get cuddled as well.
21:56I just don't know if it's physically possible, but we can chime in.
21:58It's just a brain surgery.
21:59I don't know.
22:00But I know you're saying you'd like to be with someone slightly more like me, but I feel it's
22:03more like you've come to the realisation that he's not the right guy for you.
22:07And I feel like you are subconsciously pushing yourself away from him.
22:11For example, coming out tonight, so that...
22:13Without ending it?
22:14So that he maybe is the one that breaks up with you.
22:19Is that kind of...
22:20I think it would be easier, wouldn't it?
22:21Yeah.
22:21I'll do things like, I'll come downstairs with my boobs out, and he realistically should
22:27be like, are you fucking joking?
22:28But he's not.
22:29Yeah.
22:30He's like, you could do it.
22:31Like, he's so sweet.
22:32But you shouldn't feel guilty.
22:34You shouldn't feel bad.
22:35But I already feel mean.
22:36I feel mean that I'm on a night out with you, mate.
22:38Yeah, but that's because you're a good person.
22:40You actually care about this guy.
22:42Yeah.
22:42And I know what it's like when you feel like you're holding onto someone so that you don't
22:46want to break their heart.
22:47It is the worst in the world.
22:49But often in the long run,
22:51it helps him out so much more if you're just really up front with it.
22:54Yeah.
22:55I know the situation is shit, but don't feel bad about what you've done.
22:58You have done nothing wrong.
23:05Okay.
23:09Don't be silly.
23:11I will be here.
23:12I will be here.
23:12You can't blame the tectonic flames
23:25For pushing me up until it shakes
23:29Inhale the waves
23:31Washing people away
23:34I can't believe I thought that putting your royal jelly on my face was a good idea.
23:48It's good.
23:49It's Cleopatra used it.
23:51Francis, are they out of my head?
23:52No.
23:53I feel like one's inside me.
23:55Oh, my God.
23:56I felt it lift off my hood.
23:57I felt it lift off my hood.
23:59Honestly, it has a hand.
24:01Hey, look, at least you're braver than Sam and can't even get near them.
24:05Can you just give me a bit of smoke?
24:06Do you know what my favourite type of bee is?
24:09Boobies?
24:10Yeah.
24:11Give me a bit of smoke.
24:12You've told me that joke ten times.
24:13Well, look, is this royal jelly going to work or is it just a waste of time?
24:17Look, you're going to feel like a million bucks.
24:20Oh, my God, this one really doesn't like me.
24:22This one really doesn't...
24:23It's a beautiful thing, this hive, isn't it?
24:25This one really doesn't like me, Francis.
24:26Just how efficient.
24:28You know, the...
24:29This one really hates me.
24:31The sum of all parts is greater than its component parts.
24:35OK, I'm going to get out of here just because it's too intense.
24:38Yeah, give me that.
24:38There you go.
24:40Go tell Sam he's a wimp.
24:41Sammy, I'm coming towards you.
24:42I don't like it here.
24:44Don't ever listen to Francis about jelly.
24:46Sammy!
24:49Sam!
24:49Sam!
24:49Good afternoon.
25:06Good afternoon.
25:07Oh my God, Sophie. Hi. How are you? I'm all right. Are you sure? Yeah. Are these for me? Yes.
25:24Aw, thank you. They're beautiful. They are beautiful. And may I ask, what happened to your leg?
25:30So I suffered a champagne cork related incident. Oh God, that sounds devastating. Yeah. Well,
25:36I'm going to take you on a little date. Darling, did you think that this was a date? Yeah. I got this
25:43wrong, didn't I? Totally got this wrong. But Mousy, we established that last time we spoke. You're the
25:49little brother I never had. Well, we can still go for like a picnic. We can still go to run some
25:53errands because I thought you might be able to help me out with some things. Yeah. What's in it for me?
25:59Is that a serious question? You get to hang out with me. I mean... No fair point. Very true. Right?
26:05Yeah. That's price enough. Okay, you can push me now. Okay, let's do this. Take these flowers.
26:09And let's go. Okay, I'm ready. I'll be delicate, I promise. Oh, that's fine. I like it rough.
26:15Oh my God, this is killing me after last night. I don't much prefer a bunch. I know. I feel so unfair, actually.
26:29No, you say it. Running is not my vibe at all.
26:34Are you okay? No, I'm dying. I want a bloody Mary.
26:37No, I know. I actually regret doing this now, don't you?
26:40Well, since I've been forgiven from last night's many tequila shots... Oh my God.
26:45I'm actually pranging out a little bit, because since I've left, Sam's like really not spoken to me.
26:50Actually, you know he's like really... Oh, really?
26:52Full on. He's really great on the old phone calls and texting.
26:56I've sent like Apple voices. He's got no response. He's aired me.
26:59I know. Stop. I mean, I saw him talking to James, but I'm like, what the fuck could James have said?
27:05Like, what the hell could James have said? Oh, so he was talking to James when Benny left and didn't say goodbye?
27:08Yeah. And you know, obviously, like, we had that branch and James was like really opinionated.
27:11Like, I don't think Sam's right for you. Yeah, I mean, he was putting a lot of hate on, like, you two just dating,
27:15which I thought was a bit weird. He was like getting pretty into it.
27:18I know, so I'm like thinking, like, what the hell has James said? I really want to know.
27:22I would ask him. I would call him now and ask him. Should I call James? Yeah.
27:25Come on, Miles, you speed it up a little bit. I mean, I'm trying my best.
27:29Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, no, we've done enough shots. We've done enough shots.
27:33We are not here for fun. Oh, this is great. This is so bad. Oh, hi. Is this your date?
27:40Date? Date? I think you should just push and talk less because we're really late
27:48and there's the butcher and we need to hurry up here. Sorry, excuse me. Hello?
27:53James? Yes, hi. Hey, it's Habs. Hey, Habs, how are you doing? Yeah, good, thank you.
27:59I have a question for you. Go for it.
28:02So, last night in Mahiki... Yeah?
28:05What was your conversation with Sam?
28:08So, like, he brought up, like, what was spoken at the breakfast table?
28:11Like, what we spoke about? Well, you spoke about your opinion.
28:14You told me that the sex was average. No, I never said that.
28:17You put words into my mouth. Quote for quote.
28:20If I remember correctly, I said it was... No, James.
28:22I said it was nice and you were both being little pricks about it
28:25and being like, oh, nice doesn't mean that it's good.
28:27Like, nice, average. Yeah, like, it's funny. Why is it not funny?
28:30I never, ever said the word average, so it's really uncalled for
28:34and it's definitely not your place to go around and go and tell Sam that.
28:38It doesn't even matter, like, surely have sex with them again
28:41and then see if it's average again.
28:43So that makes it OK, I guess. That makes it fine.
28:47OK, bye, James. Bye. Fantastic chat.
28:51Wait, so Habs and Sam Thompson had sexual...? Yeah, intercourse.
28:56Yeah, yeah, yeah. What?
28:58But I couldn't care less. Like, I seriously couldn't care less.
29:01She just speaks too much. She does.
29:03Just too much. It's whiny as well. It's too much.
29:06It's just so unnecessary and so really nice and really bad on Sam now.
29:10And it's weird. No wonder he's not fucking talking to me.
29:12That's so embarrassing.
29:14I think he likes you too much to, like, let this fully ruin it.
29:17He's just a bit, like... I don't know.
29:19I'll be so annoyed if James has ruined this from being such a petty little...
29:23You really care about him, don't you?
29:25Yeah, I mean, I think it's made me realise that I do actually
29:28probably like him more than I've been letting on.
29:31Oh, this is a big step. A big step for me.
29:34You should tell him, though.
29:35Well, yeah, if he ever bloody answers on my phone calls.
29:38Very strange.
29:39Right, shall we carry on? I'll run. Yeah, let's go.
29:44Hi, it's Jamie Lane again. Yeah.
29:46I would... Yeah, so I'd really love to get that appointment in.
29:52Is there anything sooner? I kind of desperately need it now.
29:55OK.
29:58And how long does it take? And is it painful?
30:01Oh, yeah, my... Strawberries are, for sure, the... Yeah.
30:06Oh. Signal.
30:07What?
30:08What?
30:09You can't just creep up with people when you're having a business call, right?
30:11That's not... You're just a nosy parker.
30:13Having a flare-up?
30:14No.
30:15Anyway!
30:16Look, you haven't... You've got more troubles to think about on your hand.
30:19Tell me about your honey.
30:24Uh... You're talking about haps?
30:25Yeah.
30:26It's... It's...
30:28For me, OK, this is the problem.
30:30When you start, like, dating someone and things like that,
30:32like, I forgot, like, how many people get involved and, like,
30:35people like to talk about it and...
30:37And there's, like, you know that James guy?
30:40Yeah.
30:41He's like, oh, mate, you know, she just said, you know,
30:43sex could have been a bit better.
30:44And I was like, oh, fuck.
30:45You know what someone says?
30:46You go, what the fuck?
30:48OK, wow.
30:49Yeah, but listen, hey, dude, listen.
30:50Do you know what?
30:51I'm going to give you a piece of advice here.
30:52It is baller to be bad in bed.
30:54I don't think I am.
30:55Yeah, yeah.
30:56Any guy who's good in bed is untrustworthy, firstly.
30:58You're not good in bed.
30:59If you're good in bed, you're like, whoa, where...?
31:00What are you?
31:01Terrible.
31:03Obviously.
31:04Having sex with a girl for the first time is like being thrown
31:07into a cockpit of a plane when it's crashing and you're by yourself
31:10and you have to figure out all the buttons to land the plane.
31:12No-one's ever landed it.
31:13No-one has.
31:14And if they have, they're like Johnny Depp.
31:16I think I've landed it.
31:17And then...
31:18But then that's...
31:19The funny thing is they always think they land it.
31:21You always think you land it.
31:22You never do.
31:23Do you know what?
31:24When he, like, says that, you're like,
31:25that's just a bit of a wank thing to say.
31:27And he's just like...
31:28Yeah, yeah.
31:29I feel like a bit of an idiot.
31:30That's actually what it is.
31:31I just feel like a bit of an idiot.
31:33You know, I just don't know if I want to be in there anymore.
31:37No.
31:38No.
31:39No.
31:40No.
31:41No.
31:42No.
31:43No.
31:44I can't.
31:45No.
31:46No.
31:47No.
31:48No.
31:49No.
31:50No.
31:52No.
31:53No.
31:54No.
31:55No.
31:56Hi, gorgeous.
31:57Hi.
31:58Bring this
32:01Temporary
32:03Hi gorgeous. Hi. What's wrong? You sounded a bit display on the phone
32:10large glass of
32:12Something come on
32:28Oh
32:30Hi, mate. Hey, mate. Yeah, all right a little bit shaky last night was quite big. Yeah good night there
32:37It's a lot of fun. How are you? Yeah, mate. I'm all right. I'm all right
32:41No, mate. Thanks for coming
32:43Thanks for coming today. I'm always up for a beer. Yeah, no matter what the the back
32:50Talk to me. I want to know they obviously, you know, I saw you last night and I just basically wanted to talk to you and just basically
32:58How I'm kind of looking at it at the moment. I don't know where you guys are at
33:02I don't know what's been said between obviously when you've left it
33:05I feel like she doesn't quite know what she wants and I do feel like her friends have had a massive influence on this
33:11I feel like they have got into her head
33:13I think if I was away in Sri Lanka and people telling me that I'm not right for her
33:18I'm not right for her or she's not right for me
33:19I mean
33:20I would start thinking that and I feel like she's got to the point where she started to believe this and that's why she's pushing me away
33:26If you want my honest opinion, I don't think that's the truth, man
33:30I like seeing the way she's tormented
33:33It's it's not it's not because like it is it's literally just down to this difference
33:37I think she wants to live a different life. She basically said last night that
33:41She was drawing on the fact that she feels that you guys have different personalities
33:44And she kind of used me as a reference to someone that she felt like she would be better suited to
33:49In a relationship
33:50She's trying to provoke you in my honest opinion
33:55She's trying to provoke you enough so that you're trying that you end the relationship
33:58Yeah
33:58And if I was to sit here and be completely honest with you because I don't like to bullshit about these things
34:02I would I would act first and I would end it with her
34:05Like I think that's that's where it's got to she cares about you a lot, and I don't think she has the
34:12Balls to to yeah to strike if you know what I mean, but
34:16Obviously live is my friend, but I I think for both of you
34:20What I'm saying is for the best yeah
34:24You're not happy. She's not happy at the minute. That's on the face of it. That's all I can see
34:35Oh
35:05You're not happy at the moment
35:10Thanks, Marley
35:12Oh look at you being a protective brother
35:25Cheers
35:31And there's been something that I've been wanting to speak to you about
35:35I'm actually quite nervous right now
35:40I mean I feel because I love you so much and I do enjoy spending literally every single day with me
35:46I feel that I thought that we should move in together
35:54Really?
35:55Yeah, I do
35:56I feel like not really
35:59Yeah
36:00We're nice together
36:01Yes
36:03You need to give me an answer
36:04Yeah, you'd like to do that
36:06Yes, of course I would
36:07I'd love to do that
36:11Okay, well that makes me really happy
36:13I'm so excited
36:14I'm so excited as well
36:16So excited
36:16It's nice to have you back again, darling, you've been avoiding us I think
36:33You've been crying in my flat
36:34Oh, sweetie pie, what's the story? Where are you at?
36:36Crying in my flat.
36:38Oh, sweetie pie, what's the story? Where are you at?
36:42I feel a certain way when I hang out with my friends.
36:45Like, when I hang out with Mitt, he, like, we have this jokey banter.
36:49Kind of like the banter that we have as a family.
36:51Like, you know, there's the silliness and all that sort of stuff.
36:53But with Digby, I don't... We don't really have that.
36:57Like, we have silly banter, but it's not the quick-witted shit
37:00that goes on between all of us.
37:02And do you miss that?
37:03Yeah, I do miss that, cos I feel like that's who I sort of am,
37:05is the jokey, silly, crude, kind of, like, stupid stuff.
37:09Rebel.
37:10Yeah.
37:11Look, he's very nice, you're very nice,
37:13but you're completely different people.
37:14But isn't it good to be slightly different?
37:16No, not in this case. Definitely not.
37:18Not if you're... Not if one person's... Absolutely not.
37:20If he's not bringing out the best in you,
37:22that's what you want, you want to be the best you can be.
37:25But the side he brings out of me, I actually like.
37:28Like, it's the more, like, stable side.
37:31It's a little bit boring, darling.
37:33I mean, that is the reality, isn't it?
37:36You're a feisty person,
37:37and you need somebody who keeps you on your toes.
37:40And that, yeah. And it's too easy, maybe, at the moment.
37:43Yeah, like, there are so many times I think I've done stuff
37:45where I'd want him to turn around and be like,
37:47are you joking? You can't do that.
37:48You've got to have respect for each other.
37:50And if you're tormenting him, like, pulling the wings off...
37:53This is what I'm doing. No, now I'm being...
37:55Pulling the wings off flies.
37:56And he's certainly...
37:57And you're not malicious.
37:58I do have a streak that can be quite vicious, but...
38:01Are you being a bit of a coward?
38:02No, but...
38:03Would it be easier if you actually pushed him to the limit
38:06and he turned around and said,
38:07see you later, Liv, I'm out of here?
38:09No, but I know that's what I'm doing to him.
38:11But this cannot continue.
38:13Me... Tormenting him.
38:14Me tormenting him and snagging...
38:16Well, also, you're being tormented.
38:17I mean, you are being tormented by all this.
38:19Yeah. But you're so...
38:20I mean, you know, you're such a happy person.
38:22You're a mischievous little minx, you know.
38:24But that's... I want to be that with Digby.
38:27Well, unfortunately, he can't have everything in life.
38:29And maybe he's not that...
38:31He hasn't got the wherewithal to be that person.
38:33Do you enjoy your night?
39:01Well, not ready yet.
39:02Well, not ready yet.
39:07They don't cook...
39:08Well, I'm just...
39:09This is how you dance at a gig.
39:10Like a weirdo.
39:11Dance is like that.
39:12So, how do you dance at a gig then?
39:14Well, I can't really with dust.
39:16I can't really dance.
39:18You can still dance.
39:19You can still move.
39:20You can still sweat.
39:21Well, I was also half-leaning on my new schleppy Miles, Miles.
39:25Have you met him?
39:26Oh, yes. I'm...
39:27You've met Miles.
39:28You've met Miles?
39:29So...
39:30Why are you smirking?
39:31You are smirking your face.
39:32You think he's cute?
39:33Is that it?
39:34What the hell is it?
39:35It's because he's younger than me?
39:36That's what it is.
39:37It's because he's younger than me.
39:38Yeah.
39:39Oh!
39:40Oh!
39:41Guys, that was intense.
39:42What was intense?
39:43They're moshing.
39:44I just lost a button.
39:45Okay.
39:46Okay, we've been talking about the fact that, like, you know, we've been trying to stay young,
39:49all right?
39:50I have tried one thing which I think has worked.
39:51What?
39:52Oh!
39:53Oh, my God!
39:54So, I, uh...
39:55Oh, my God!
39:56I went and got a quick hair transplant.
39:58What?
39:59Are you doing forestation on your head?
40:05It doesn't feel like a funny.
40:07Listen, firstly with these kind of things, so I wanted to do this.
40:09Freshly cut grass.
40:10Eloisa, I didn't do this for myself.
40:12Listen, I, I did it for you.
40:14Well, that's very sweet, but I like you just the way you are.
40:17I do.
40:18I don't think you need to look any younger.
40:19Well, that is very sweet.
40:21But that's annoying that I spent a lot of money on my hair for no reason.
40:24The best thing about this now is if, if my hair recedes backwards, yeah, I'm just going
40:28to be left with two dozen hair.
40:32But what do you think it is that makes, like, a healthy relationship work?
40:36Relaxed.
40:37You should feel very relaxed.
40:38Are you expecting enough?
40:39No idea.
40:40Oh.
40:41Um, no, I think it's, um, it's one of those things where...
40:44Hey, Diggers.
40:45How are you?
40:46You know, trying to be something that you're not.
40:47I'm just here to see your daughter, actually.
40:48Oh, darling.
40:49Come on in.
40:51They're just down there.
40:52Thanks, Casey.
40:53Mr. Gray.
40:54I've just been having a bit of a catch-up with her life in London.
40:56Look what the cat dragged in.
40:57Good God.
40:58I'm not sure we were expecting or not.
40:59No idea.
41:00No, I think it's, um, it's one of those things where...
41:02Hey, Diggers, how are you?
41:03How are you?
41:04You know, trying to be something that you're not.
41:05I'm just here to see your daughter, actually.
41:06Good God.
41:07I'm not sure we were expecting you.
41:09Hi, Kevin.
41:10Digby.
41:11Why don't you take a seat?
41:12I'm fine, thanks, Katie.
41:13I'd just...
41:14I'd quite like to just talk to Liv by herself.
41:17Sure.
41:18If that's okay.
41:19Good.
41:20We'll go upstairs.
41:26Mate, I don't know if Liv is going to either love me or hate me,
41:29but I basically was pre-upfront with Digby.
41:32Told him that he should basically dumb live.
41:35She's going to hate you.
41:36She'll love me in the long run.
41:37When she's miserable and alone, yeah, maybe.
41:39Hi, buddy.
41:40That's not going to happen.
41:41Hi.
41:42Hello.
41:43How's it going?
41:44Good.
41:45Apparently you've been talking about his penis.
41:47I'm going to go get another drink, actually.
41:48I would never do that.
41:49Please do.
41:50See you guys in a bit.
41:51Bye.
41:54Hi, Mick.
41:55I definitely haven't been talking about your penis.
41:57I feel like we have an idiot.
41:59I did not say what he...
42:01I promise you all my life, what he...
42:03Whatever you have heard is not what I said.
42:05But I have really enjoyed...
42:08It's such a shame, so I've really enjoyed getting to know you
42:10and, like, spending time with you.
42:14So...
42:15It's really shit that James has put a damn pun on it.
42:18Is he trying to say you like me?
42:22That's what I'm trying to say.
42:23Thanks for helping me out.
42:26Oh, I'll like you too.
42:28Cool.
42:30Shall we carry on dating?
42:32I would like that.
42:38Hey, hot brager!
42:42Hey, hot brager!
42:45Hey, hot brager!
42:47Hey, hot brager!
42:51Hey!
42:52Hey, hot brager!
42:54You...
42:55Can't...
42:56Can't...
42:57Can't...
42:58Can't...
42:59Can't...
43:00Can't...
43:02Can't...
43:03Can't...
43:04Can't...
43:06Sorry, I came unexpectedly.
43:08It's okay, I think there's obviously stuff we've got to talk about.
43:11Yeah, definitely.
43:12Um...
43:13I
43:15Can't quite believe
43:17How like disrespectful you've been to me and then to find out that you've basically gone to mitten and said that you would like
43:25Traits of mitten mitten's personality in me
43:28Not in a relationship sense
43:30Not as in I would it would want to date someone like mitten. It's a more the jokey
43:35Fun side of stuff that I sometimes don't feel I have it. It's not a nice. It's not a nice thing to happen
43:40Of course, it's not I know it's awful. I treat you like shit and I do and I know that I do know that
43:44I don't want it to be that way, and I don't mean it. It shouldn't be that way
43:48I don't I've been I've been a true gentleman in this whole thing all I've wanted
43:52Listen to me all I've wanted is just for you to feel better because this whole thing has been about you live
43:58You need to make your mind up on what you want
44:01Because I want you then we should be together similar to that
44:05What so you're just you're just gonna quit you're just gonna go
44:07I don't know what to do. I don't know I physically don't know what to do to do what do you want?
44:11I don't know what to do. What do you want?
44:13I want to be with you, but it's just not cleaning it working is it if it is working, but it's not working if the only reason
44:19Why it's not working is because the way you're behaving stop
44:21I don't know what to do take me
44:24I've tried to do stuff to make me more me, but now I've turned into an absolute bitch
44:27I've been nasty to you and say why are you doing that? I don't know
44:32I think maybe there's part of me that wants a rise out of you or wants you to be someone you're not or you to have a
44:36You've certainly got a rise out of me because I'm here now
44:41It worries me that I don't think we're on the same page
44:44You need to figure out what you want because I'm I'm honestly right now. I'm I'm out
44:48I want to be with you, but we are definitely not right for each other. We're not I
44:52Just yeah, we've tried failed. I'm not being nasty to you. I'm being someone
44:56I don't want to be you're coming here behaving like this, which is I've driven you to do so we're not right digby
45:02It's not it's not right as much as we want this to work in
45:05It's if we shouldn't want it to work this much to make it actually work should we
45:12It shouldn't be this much effort and it shouldn't be as much argument
45:16It shouldn't be why should it be so hard?
45:22There's clearly something wrong here, isn't there?
45:26I just think I just think DB we know it's not right. I just think it's all I
45:34Don't really know what else to say this. I just think it's clearly not working. I don't think it's a well
45:43I'll leave
45:50See you
45:56Look out I've never felt like this about a girl before do you feel you need to impress her or something? Yes, obviously
46:14Do I want to finish this problem she missed it just turned to that guy with really great hair
46:20Oh my god, I'm gonna throw a tea party. I will make it look sensational
46:27So basically I've done something like this kind of all