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00:00I grew up in a very strict Muslim family. Any other Arabs in the house? Muzzi's? Arabs?
00:04Yeah.
00:05Oh.
00:07That's the right tone for...
00:10Well, I grew up in a strict, very strict family. I grew up kind of resenting my parents,
00:14because it's a rules-based vibe in the Muzzi house.
00:18And I was just like a young girl in New Jersey. I just wanted to have fun.
00:21But there were so many rules. But then when I was in seventh grade, 9-11 happened.
00:25Do you guys remember 9-11?
00:27Yeah.
00:29And every day on the news, George W. Bush would go on TV and be like,
00:36those people did this because they hate our freedom. Do you remember that?
00:41Every day, he was like, those people hate our freedom.
00:45But I was watching that as a seventh grade girl. Like, preach George W. Bush!
00:53They don't want us to date boys.
00:56They don't want us to have sleepovers.
00:59Why do they hate freedom?
01:03And like, obviously I was too young to like, get 9-11 and you know, like, oh, the military
01:15industrial complex, proliferating the Middle East for resources under the guise of spreading democracy.
01:19But I think it's really nice that I was probably the one Muslim in the world after 9-11 that was like,
01:26George Bush gets me.
01:28Um, I was a big bush head back then.
01:35But I was just like, oh, no, no, no, no.
01:36I'm not kidding.
01:38No.
01:39Yes.
01:40Well, here in the movie, it was so funny that I had this one the whole group of people who
01:41did some of the lads last year before the interview with the whale.
01:44Come on.
01:45Yeah.
01:46And so I found this one.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Yeah.
01:50That's true.
01:51Yes.
01:52That's true.
01:53You're gonna make it back then.
01:54I'm gonna be a good man.