The Police Academy's commandant will be honored at a police convention in Miami Beach. At the airport he picks a wrong bag with stolen diamonds. The "owners" want them back.
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00:01:00There's somebody down there.
00:01:09Is he gone yet? Is he gone?
00:01:14Sir, he's gone.
00:01:15Okay, let's go.
00:01:22Yo, anybody home?
00:01:25Shh, idiot.
00:01:30Close the door.
00:01:40You know what to look for, right?
00:01:42Yeah.
00:01:43No.
00:01:44Light switch?
00:01:46Please try not to be such an idiot.
00:01:48I'm okay.
00:02:00Nobody asked.
00:02:01He's not here.
00:02:23Who?
00:02:24Commissioner Hurst.
00:02:26Well, of course he's not here.
00:02:29It's three o'clock in the morning.
00:02:32That's the point.
00:02:34Maybe we should have called first.
00:02:36Proctor, if I had wanted the commissioner to watch me while I looked through his files,
00:02:41I could have come in during the day and made an appointment.
00:02:44Wait a minute.
00:02:46You mean we're breaking and entering illegally?
00:02:49We are breaking the law?
00:02:51No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:52We are not breaking the law.
00:02:54We are merely stretching it a little.
00:02:59Oh!
00:03:03It's okay to break the law if you have a good reason.
00:03:06Like, oh, like a note from your doctor or mom or something.
00:03:09We are not breaking the law.
00:03:11We are stretching it.
00:03:15Do you get it?
00:03:16Uh, not really, sir.
00:03:21I got a note in my pocket, okay?
00:03:24Okay.
00:03:25Why did you just say that?
00:03:28Hmm.
00:03:32Commissioner Hurst.
00:03:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:03:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:03:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:03:45Commandant Eric Lessard.
00:03:55Well, there he is.
00:03:59For years you have kept me from my rightful place as commandant of the police academy.
00:04:04You always manage to come out on top somehow, don't you, huh?
00:04:08I know that there is something in this file that is going to help me get the upper hand for a change, huh?
00:04:27Who's in there?
00:04:41Commissioner Hurst?
00:04:42Uh, uh, yes.
00:04:43Uh, who's out there?
00:04:46Bob the janitor, sir.
00:04:47Oh, I understand, sir.
00:04:53And I didn't see you here tonight.
00:04:55I really appreciate that, Bob.
00:04:58Yeah, thanks a lot, Bob.
00:05:03Proctor!
00:05:04Yes, sir?
00:05:04This is it!
00:05:06According to these records, Commandant Eric Lessard reached the state's mandatory retirement age last year.
00:05:12A year!
00:05:14Proctor!
00:05:15Don't you see what this means?
00:05:18No!
00:05:19Proctor!
00:05:21This means that Commandant Lessard should have retired from the police academy a year ago.
00:05:28Huh?
00:05:29Somehow this information just slipped through.
00:05:32Well, well, well.
00:05:34Well, I find it my duty as a conscientious police officer to see to it that this file reaches the personnel office.
00:05:47Are we going to have to break in there, too, sir?
00:05:56Officer Catherine Page.
00:05:58Thank you, sir.
00:06:05Officer Carla Brand.
00:06:12Thank you, sir.
00:06:17Officer Bill Baker.
00:06:24I think so.
00:06:25Thank you, sir.
00:06:28Officer Bambi Brandon.
00:06:46Thank you, sir.
00:06:50Officer Kevin Wilson.
00:07:11And last, certainly not least, not in any way, Officer Thomas Conklin.
00:07:17Thank you, sir.
00:07:18Thank you, sir.
00:07:19Thank you, sir.
00:07:20Thank you, sir.
00:07:51I've seen a lot of graduating classes.
00:07:54And let me say that this is one of the very best of them.
00:07:58Clearly, Commandant Lessard has outdone himself this time.
00:08:03It's my privilege to announce that Commandant Eric Lessard will be honored as police officer of the decade at this year's National Police Chiefs Convention to be held in Miami Beach.
00:08:15Oh, okay.
00:08:16This is one of the very best of all.
00:08:17This academy owes a great debt to the vision of Commandant Lessard, which makes what I have to say next even more difficult.
00:08:34It is with great sadness and regret that I must announce Eric Lessard's retirement as commandant of this police academy.
00:08:44Commandant Lessard has reached this state's mandatory retirement age.
00:08:49A qualified successor will, of course, be chosen.
00:08:53But the new commandant will have no easy task filling these shoes.
00:08:59What are we going to do?
00:09:01Kick some butt!
00:09:04It's just not right.
00:09:06This is so unfair!
00:09:08I've never seen him like this.
00:09:10He was almost so strong.
00:09:13Like Adelaide, it's a strength.
00:09:15No, he's lost.
00:09:17It's just not right.
00:09:20Why don't we just shoot somebody?
00:09:23Come on, Doc.
00:09:25Nah, he ain't worth it.
00:09:28Congratulations on your retirement.
00:09:30No, I'm sorry, I mean on your award in Miami Beach.
00:09:34Concerning your retirement, sir, I just want you to know how much I've enjoyed working with you all these years,
00:09:39and how much I hope you enjoy your long overdue rest.
00:09:46Well, I guess I'll run along and read my book.
00:09:50Keep in touch, everyone.
00:09:55They just keep staring at each other.
00:10:11We've got to do something.
00:10:12I know how you feel, sir.
00:10:17I was ready to toss in the towel, too.
00:10:19But then I met a man who changed my life.
00:10:22That man was you, sir.
00:10:23He said, take what you have, however little, and do your best with it.
00:10:31Never quit.
00:10:32Never lose hope.
00:10:34That's the Lazard I knew.
00:10:36And where is that Lazard now?
00:10:38Right here.
00:10:43I'm glad you're right.
00:10:46I was feeling sorry for myself.
00:10:49No more.
00:10:53I'm still being honored at the National Police Chief's Convention in Miami Beach.
00:10:59Oh, no, I'm sorry.
00:11:01You're there.
00:11:02My head held high.
00:11:03God, no, I'm sorry.
00:11:04It will be my finest hour.
00:11:07Stop.
00:11:10That's the spirit, sir.
00:11:13Good shot.
00:11:15It would make my crowning moment only greater
00:11:17if my loyal graduates could be there to share it with me.
00:11:20Miami Beach?
00:11:21All that surf, sun, and fun?
00:11:23Then you can meet Nick, my nephew.
00:11:25He's a policeman in Miami Beach.
00:11:28We'll do it, sir.
00:11:28But only for you.
00:11:30You have all, even me and you, Hope.
00:11:36That's the way to go, sir.
00:11:38I cannot stay.
00:11:41And I'll go out in style.
00:11:44Miami Beach.
00:11:46Get ready.
00:11:49Get ready for Eric Lassar!
00:11:52It's good to have you back, sir.
00:12:11And I can assure you, this academy, under my administration,
00:12:29will no longer be a source of any embarrassment to your department.
00:12:32Yes, yes.
00:12:33So you keep telling me.
00:12:35Sir.
00:12:36Clean office.
00:12:38My office hasn't been cleaned in a week.
00:12:40Janitor, quit on me.
00:12:42Excuse me, sir.
00:12:43Commissioner, I would like you to look at this plan that I have formulated.
00:12:47It completely restructures the training and management here at the academy.
00:12:52Harris, you may well be the best man at this position.
00:12:55You may even wind up as commandant of this academy.
00:12:58But you sure have a lot to learn about acting like a commandant.
00:13:05At least Lassard has the respect of his men.
00:13:08Whose respect do you have?
00:13:09Commissioner shouldn't have said that, sir.
00:13:14He's right, Proctor.
00:13:15I know, sir, but...
00:13:17He still...
00:13:21He just shouldn't say it.
00:13:23No.
00:13:24No, he's right.
00:13:27Being qualified just isn't enough.
00:13:30Now, I know that I was born to be commandant.
00:13:33It is my destiny.
00:13:36Proctor, you and I are going to Miami Beach.
00:13:43We are?
00:13:44Don't you see?
00:13:46We'll go to Miami Beach and help honor Lassard.
00:13:49That will show the commissioner what a big man I can be.
00:13:54Proctor.
00:13:54Yes, sir.
00:13:55Get on the phone.
00:13:56Call the airport.
00:13:57Make a reservation to Miami Beach.
00:14:00First class.
00:14:01VIP.
00:14:01VIP.
00:14:03I'll impress them from the start.
00:14:04That's brilliant, sir.
00:14:05Ow!
00:14:06Hey, Jones.
00:14:07Pick up the phone.
00:14:08When's the start coming back?
00:14:19I didn't know he was gone.
00:14:23Hello, Municipal Airport.
00:14:25This is Lieutenant Proctor of the Metropolitan Police Academy.
00:14:28Captain Harris will be attending the National Police Chiefs Convention in Miami Beach
00:14:33and will require two first-class tickets aboard your most prestigious flight.
00:14:37All lines are busy, please.
00:14:39Oh.
00:14:41I got Proctor on the telephone.
00:14:43He's trying to book two first-class tickets to Miami for him and Harris,
00:14:46and he thinks I'm at the airport.
00:14:48Great.
00:14:49That's what we need in Miami.
00:14:50Harris.
00:14:51No, no, wait.
00:14:53Put him on hold for a minute.
00:14:57Check-in computers right now, sir.
00:14:59Please stand by.
00:14:59I'd like the number for a budget run-a-plane, please.
00:15:23Come on, pal.
00:15:25Let's go.
00:15:25Hurry up.
00:15:27Okay.
00:15:27Okay.
00:15:28Okay.
00:15:28No.
00:15:30Hold on.
00:15:31Wait.
00:15:31Oh, my God.
00:16:01Oh, my God.
00:16:05Here.
00:16:07Duck.
00:16:11Quietly.
00:16:14I said quietly.
00:16:18That's all right.
00:16:22What is this?
00:16:29Easy, easy, easy.
00:16:31Oh, my God.
00:16:45God damn it.
00:16:49Hey, hey.
00:16:51Hey, mate.
00:16:53All right, let's go.
00:16:57All right.
00:16:59Got the lazy.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:02Give it to me.
00:17:04Come on.
00:17:06The kid's on.
00:17:16Here we go.
00:17:18Come to Papa's.
00:17:25How beautiful it was.
00:17:28Oh, look at that.
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33Lieutenant Callaghan.
00:17:41Sergeant Hightower.
00:17:45Sergeant Jones.
00:17:48Sergeant Hooks.
00:17:51Sergeant Tackleberry.
00:17:57Officer Conklin.
00:17:58Magnet.
00:18:02All right.
00:18:04Let's go.
00:18:06All right.
00:18:15All right.
00:18:17All right.
00:18:22All right.
00:18:23we got some time boys let's say we find ourselves the bar sure thing boss yeah good idea boss
00:18:48what you can't watch it nice
00:18:53you're going to keep those kids on the leash
00:18:57oh no
00:19:04what an idiot
00:19:05jeez
00:19:19how's my hair how's my hair beautiful boys beautiful
00:19:24let him go let him go
00:19:26you don't want to draw attention
00:19:28yeah the diamonds
00:19:30are you sure my hair's all right
00:19:32what's the same boss
00:19:33how's it look
00:19:34all right let's go
00:19:37ah commandant lessard
00:19:40i was very sorry to learn that we wouldn't be traveling together
00:19:43now that is a disappointment
00:19:45lieutenant proctor has booked us on a very special flight
00:19:50vip excuse me
00:19:52vip
00:19:53i understand that you're taking an economy flight
00:19:57we'll just have to meet in miami
00:20:00i'll see you there
00:20:01shane
00:20:03morning sir
00:20:04please be careful with the bag
00:20:07flying makes him nervous
00:20:11come through again please
00:20:27it's probably the buckle sir
00:20:48here i'll get it
00:20:50away from me
00:20:51thanks
00:20:55very funny jones
00:21:15miss
00:21:27miss
00:21:28could you please tell me
00:21:30at what gate flight 1545 is boarding
00:21:32gate 24 sir
00:21:35aha
00:21:35could you also check and make sure that i am in the special vip section
00:21:40the name is harris
00:21:41there is no vip section sir
00:21:45it's a private plane
00:21:46ah a private plane
00:21:49and you and mr proctor are the only listed passengers
00:21:53ah i see
00:21:54our own plane
00:21:56well well harris
00:21:58you travel first class i must say
00:22:01well it's the only way
00:22:02come proctor
00:22:04au revoir
00:22:06bon voyage
00:22:07ciao
00:22:08alfabitur zane
00:22:10oh my god
00:22:14this is great
00:22:19our own airplane
00:22:21animals to play with
00:22:22i'll tell you this vip treatment is worth every penny
00:22:25hey okay
00:22:29doctor
00:22:33doctor why
00:22:35do i put up with you
00:22:37uh well sir
00:22:39i think that's because my sister married your nephew
00:22:42and well that makes us
00:22:44shut up doctor
00:22:45sir they like you
00:22:50sir what would you like to drink today
00:23:03nothing right now thank you
00:23:04tri-chloria fa just doesn't have the appeal for me that it used to have
00:23:08i still depend on the old pr-24
00:23:10now this old baby it doesn't even break it pulverizes
00:23:14i can smash anybody i can hold them in a chokehold
00:23:17i have complete control over a perpetrator or a group of perpetrators
00:23:20but i see one time when i saw these three guys coming out of the night
00:23:23dressed like nuts
00:23:24i was
00:23:25i left
00:23:31i think it's under my seat
00:23:34hi tara check this out
00:23:40what you got there house
00:23:44the article held maloney
00:23:46i don't even like it
00:23:48give me five points
00:23:49you get it
00:23:49excuse me sir
00:23:50would you mind returning to your own seat
00:23:54we're about to serve the meal
00:23:56the meal
00:23:57thanks big time
00:24:02yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:24:05out of the way
00:24:06let me in let me in let me in let me in
00:24:08oh jeez
00:24:09you've been waiting long
00:24:11great she's been waiting
00:24:12come on come on
00:24:13other people in need here you know
00:24:15sorry
00:24:19i'm sorry
00:24:22there seems to be something wrong with the sink
00:24:24i don't believe it
00:24:29we're on the same plane
00:24:31boss
00:24:31you always should uh
00:24:32but are you crazy
00:24:34can't make a scene while we got to
00:24:37wait for a turn
00:24:38come on come on come on
00:24:39let me in there
00:24:39let me in
00:24:40let me out of here
00:24:47let me out of here
00:24:49let me out
00:24:50let me out
00:24:50let me out
00:24:52stop
00:24:53diamonds
00:24:58diamonds
00:24:58boss
00:24:59right
00:24:59right
00:25:00gee
00:25:01here fix this
00:25:06let me out
00:25:14whoo
00:25:19whoo
00:25:24whoo
00:25:31Sir, please, sir, use a cigar.
00:25:51You got a problem, lady?
00:26:01Excuse me.
00:26:12Now what?
00:26:13Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying with us.
00:26:32We hope you enjoy your stay in the Miami area.
00:26:35The temperature is a balmy 82 degrees.
00:26:40I don't know what's the matter.
00:26:42It must be stuck.
00:26:43I'll get some help.
00:26:46It'll just be a minute or so, folks.
00:26:49Shall we help them?
00:26:50Let's do it.
00:26:52Excuse me, ma'am.
00:27:04Why, thank you, gentlemen.
00:27:06You may all deplane now.
00:27:07Attention, please.
00:27:11Passengers have flight 183 to take you from Miami to Florida.
00:27:15There will be a slight delay.
00:27:17Stay the hell away from that old man.
00:27:29He's bad luck.
00:27:30Keep your distance.
00:27:31Keep your distance.
00:27:32County is the bucket of bad news.
00:27:35All right.
00:27:36Now we can relax.
00:27:37All right.
00:27:37All right.
00:27:37Now we can relax.
00:27:38All right.
00:27:38Let's get the hell out of here.
00:27:41Let's get the hell out of here.
00:27:43We've got people to meet.
00:28:07What the hell is this?
00:28:14Looks like a moron convention.
00:28:16That's a nice set of papayas.
00:28:18Ba-ba-ba-boom.
00:28:19There he is.
00:28:19There he is.
00:28:20I've read of your accomplishments, and I must say that our city is proud to welcome the
00:28:29police officer of the decade.
00:28:31You're very, very kind, Mr. Mayor.
00:28:34This is our police commissioner, Dave Murdoch.
00:28:36He's in charge of the police chief's convention.
00:28:38Very, very pleased to meet you, Dave.
00:28:40Pleasure's all mine, Commandant Lessard.
00:28:43Mayor Thompson, I'd like you to meet Commandant Lessard's police commissioner, Henry Hurst.
00:28:48How do you do?
00:28:48And these, Dave, are my finest.
00:28:54Good to have you here, officers.
00:28:58Good to see you, Nick.
00:29:00Hiya, Fleur.
00:29:04That's my nephew, Nick, I was talking about.
00:29:07I'm very, very proud of you.
00:29:09What's the matter?
00:29:10What are you doing?
00:29:16And here's your wallet, sir.
00:29:17Thank you, officer.
00:29:18You're very welcome.
00:29:20Nick.
00:29:21Good to see you, Uncle Eric.
00:29:25Ah, I've looked forward to this so much.
00:29:28Nick, I want you to meet my finest, my best friends.
00:29:35Bill?
00:29:36Oh, excuse me, Bill.
00:29:39Bill.
00:29:39Oh, Eileen.
00:29:41My Commandant Lessard, this is my wife, Eileen, the chairwoman of our welcoming committee.
00:29:45Very pleased to meet you.
00:29:47How do you do?
00:29:48We've greeted everyone except Captain Harris.
00:29:52We can't find him anywhere.
00:29:54Why, he'll be along shortly.
00:29:57He's traveling by private plane.
00:29:59Oh, isn't this one, sir?
00:30:05Oh, wow!
00:30:07Oh, they look a breast, sir.
00:30:13Oh, they look impressed, sir.
00:30:17Wish we had an elephant.
00:30:19Hi!
00:30:37Mr. MC.
00:30:38Your merchandise, sir.
00:30:47You got the diamonds.
00:30:49Ah, yes, sir. We did like you told us.
00:30:51We tore out the stones and threw that gold junk away.
00:30:54Good, good.
00:30:57We hit him in the camera.
00:30:59Uh-huh.
00:31:02It's gift wrapped.
00:31:08This is some kind of joke.
00:31:15Sir?
00:31:29I got no excuse, sir.
00:31:31Somebody pulled a bag switch on me.
00:31:32My boat leaves the country at 24 hours.
00:31:38You got till then.
00:31:42Don't disappoint me again.
00:31:44Thank you, Mr. Dempsey.
00:31:46That crazy old man has our bag.
00:31:50All right.
00:31:51All right, all right, all right.
00:31:53We search every hotel until we find him.
00:31:55If we don't get those diamonds back this time tomorrow, we're dead.
00:31:59We're dead.
00:32:00We're dead.
00:32:01Oh, and we're dead.
00:32:02You give a fine tour, David.
00:32:12Thank you, Commissioner.
00:32:13Commissioner Monarch, what have you got planned as police procedure demonstration this year?
00:32:19Last year, they arrested everyone above the rank of captain and put us all in jail.
00:32:24It was all rather fun, really.
00:32:25Oh, Commandant Lessard, if I told you, it would spoil the surprise.
00:32:30Let me show you the pool area and the rest of the hotel, where most of our convention will take place.
00:32:37It's a good picture.
00:32:38I guess the uniform is out of the best in me.
00:32:46Clerk, are you all right?
00:32:47I'm really going to miss on this.
00:32:51I'm testing.
00:32:53One, two, three, four.
00:32:55Testing.
00:32:56Can you hear me?
00:32:57Testing.
00:32:58One, two, three, four.
00:33:01Is that okay?
00:33:02This is going to be a great convention.
00:33:06They've got crowd control demonstrations, new equipment, martial arts.
00:33:11Oh, and look, a bond disposal presentation.
00:33:14You guys put on a good show.
00:33:17Yes, sir, we do.
00:33:17But it doesn't actually start until this afternoon.
00:33:19So, this morning, I would like you to see another show on a beautiful stretching beach.
00:33:30Of course, the pool is nice, too.
00:33:32Pardon me, won't you?
00:33:40Mm-hmm.
00:33:44Attention, ladies.
00:33:46The water aerobics class will begin in 15 minutes.
00:33:50Show us how.
00:33:58Full side masseur.
00:33:59Mm, I see.
00:34:05Enjoying yourself?
00:34:06Oh, very much so.
00:34:08And you?
00:34:10Oh, yeah.
00:34:13I just love it when a strange man puts his hands all over my body.
00:34:17You do?
00:34:18Mm-hmm.
00:34:20It gives me a chance to do this.
00:34:22No, wait, wait.
00:34:23No, wait.
00:34:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:34:25Attention, guests.
00:34:34The water and roping class will begin in 15 minutes.
00:34:42So I guess I deserve that.
00:34:45But it was fun.
00:34:55Hey, Hightower.
00:34:57Okay, here we go.
00:34:58Come on, another play.
00:35:01I'll go after a lot, but it's okay.
00:35:07Okay, here we go.
00:35:08All right.
00:35:11Okay, come on.
00:35:13Hey, okay, all right, all right.
00:35:16Here we go, come on.
00:35:18I'll buy one.
00:35:19Okay, here we go.
00:35:20Come on, all right.
00:35:21Hey, what's the matter, no arm?
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:31Andrew, honey.
00:35:34Come on, come get your suit locked.
00:35:37Hey, here.
00:35:38Keep me locked.
00:35:52Let's go, man.
00:35:54Desist and leave the swimming area now, mister.
00:36:14Move it, move it, move it, move it now.
00:36:22Oh!
00:36:22Oh!
00:36:22Nice!
00:36:33Yeah!
00:36:42Whoa!
00:36:42Wow!
00:36:43I think that's all.
00:36:43Yeah!
00:36:44Yeah!
00:36:44Yeah!
00:36:45Yeah!
00:36:45Yeah!
00:36:46Yeah!
00:36:46Yeah!
00:36:46Yeah!
00:36:47Yeah!
00:36:48Yeah!
00:36:48Yeah!
00:36:49Yeah!
00:36:49Yeah!
00:36:49Yeah!
00:36:50the secret to a great tan is control first i use this number four tanning lotion to give
00:37:06myself a nice golden brown then i use a complete sunblock to keep those old dangerous rays off my
00:37:12some dickhead is standing in my sun well captain harris hey i didn't see you there
00:37:29you know i don't think we've been introduced i don't care who you are but what just get out of
00:37:33my sun butt wipe scram sleazeball okay fine
00:37:44butt wipe huh i've heard that in a while that was great sir doctor yes sir now you're in my sun
00:37:56oh let me have your sunblock kate
00:38:09where is he going
00:38:16so
00:38:23so
00:38:27so
00:38:30so
00:38:35so
00:38:41Is this how your feet fit in these things?
00:39:01Hey, I've never done this before.
00:39:03This is my first time.
00:39:05So, uh, don't do anything until I wave my hand, okay?
00:39:09Whatever.
00:39:11Hey, you got that?
00:39:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop!
00:39:26Hey, excuse me!
00:39:29Hey, excuse me!
00:39:33Never mind!
00:39:34I'm into the air, too!
00:39:56I'm going to do that, too.
00:40:01Thanks.
00:40:04Pretty good, huh?
00:40:06Oh, my God.
00:40:08Yeah.
00:40:15Huh?
00:40:16Oh.
00:40:26Hello, dork.
00:40:39Hey, what's happening, dork?
00:40:43Hey, dork.
00:40:44Hey, dork.
00:40:45Hey, dork.
00:40:45Hey, dork.
00:40:47Check that file.
00:40:50Hey, dork.
00:40:51Hey, dork.
00:40:53Hey, dork.
00:40:54You do good work, Lisa.
00:40:55No question about it.
00:40:57Mr. Mayor, excuse me, sir.
00:40:59I don't mean to insult your city, but the people on this beach are very rude and hostile.
00:41:03Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Captain Darker.
00:41:13There's an old guy about this tall with white hair who always carries a golf bag.
00:41:17Can I see them?
00:41:19Ain't this hotel either, boss.
00:41:22We are dead men.
00:41:24We are dead.
00:41:25We're three dead men.
00:41:27That's who we are.
00:41:27We are dead.
00:41:28Hey, dork.
00:41:29Hey, dork.
00:41:29Where the hell have you guys been?
00:41:33Oh, we was at the track.
00:41:34Mr. Dempsey couldn't find us.
00:41:36And he was fatty old set, you know?
00:41:38How many of you guys want jelly donuts?
00:41:39Just have it with the damn donuts.
00:41:40We're going to find this old guy.
00:41:42It's going to be dark soon.
00:41:44And we're looking for behind this guy.
00:41:45Hey, dork.
00:41:46Hey, dork!
00:41:48Hey, dork.
00:42:02Hey, dork.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:04Hey, dork.
00:42:06Do you want too much?
00:42:10Come on!
00:42:14Dimmo in the nightclub
00:42:15Where the island faces all just go
00:42:18Maybe this we'll find out just how low you go
00:42:22The music getting faster and the stigma getting lower
00:42:25Before the night is true we'll see how low you go
00:42:31Hello!
00:42:36Uh, can we get a couple of those potato coladas?
00:42:40Oh, and, uh, could I get a pink?
00:42:43No, make it a green umbrella.
00:43:01Drink up, sir. Bottoms up.
00:43:03May I have a grasshopper, please?
00:43:08Hi, how are you?
00:43:10Mm-mm.
00:43:13What a snob.
00:43:16Snob?
00:43:17Take a look at yourself, you first-class schmuck.
00:43:20Shh.
00:43:25How can you go?
00:43:29Do you even know?
00:43:33When it's all dark, will you be the one?
00:43:37How long can you go?
00:43:41Hello.
00:43:42All right, change. Give me some change.
00:43:52Scorpio, right?
00:43:54No.
00:43:56Sir, can I get a cigar?
00:43:58Hi.
00:43:59Hi.
00:43:59Sir.
00:43:59Libra.
00:44:10No.
00:44:13Well, you are a very pretty lady.
00:44:16Nice, nice.
00:44:16Oh, it's a nice suntan.
00:44:18Oh.
00:44:26Um, I got a little suntan today, too.
00:44:30That's nice.
00:44:33Maybe you'd like to come up to my room later and, uh, put a little lotion on it.
00:44:37No?
00:44:37Oh, look at these cute...
00:44:40What is your name, little girl?
00:44:43What the hell are you doing?
00:44:44Blowing in my ear?
00:44:45No, sir, I...
00:44:46Scram!
00:44:46But, but...
00:44:47My name is, uh, Thaddeus Harris.
00:44:51Maybe you've heard of me.
00:44:52Not really.
00:44:53Ah!
00:44:54Oh!
00:44:55Ow!
00:44:55Ow!
00:44:56It's going to die!
00:44:58Don't!
00:44:58Ow!
00:44:59Ow!
00:45:00Ow!
00:45:00I guess coming up to my room is out of the question.
00:45:11Ow!
00:45:15Women.
00:45:16Go figure.
00:45:23Hello!
00:45:24Hello!
00:45:24I won't tell anyone.
00:45:39Is it a mock bomb threat?
00:45:41A robbery?
00:45:42Am I getting warm?
00:45:43Eric, I'm not telling you anything about the police procedure demonstration.
00:45:46Now, you're just going to have to wait and see.
00:45:48Oh, well.
00:45:50You have a fine operation, David.
00:45:52Thank you for showing it to me.
00:45:54It's my pleasure, Eric.
00:45:55I'm just sorry that, uh, I made a friend late.
00:45:59All right.
00:46:01All right.
00:46:02Between us, we covered every hotel on Hotel Row.
00:46:05You guys.
00:46:06I want you guys to start South Beach.
00:46:08We don't see him here.
00:46:10We'll start Northside.
00:46:11Work our way to you.
00:46:12You got it?
00:46:13You got it?
00:46:14Okay, get out of here.
00:46:20You squirted me.
00:46:21Would you do it, moron?
00:46:23Disgusting!
00:46:24You're such a pig!
00:46:24You're such a pig!
00:46:25You're a bitch!
00:46:25You're off, don't it!
00:46:26Sorry!
00:46:27It's pig, guys.
00:46:27It's such a pig.
00:46:28Sorry!
00:46:29You better go right on in.
00:46:30Hey, bossy.
00:46:32That's him!
00:46:33Come on!
00:46:33Get out of here!
00:46:34What are you waiting for?
00:46:35Hey!
00:46:35Hey!
00:46:35Hey!
00:46:35Hey!
00:46:35Hey!
00:46:36Hey!
00:46:36Hey!
00:46:37Hey!
00:46:37Hey!
00:46:37Hey!
00:46:38Hey!
00:46:38Hey!
00:46:39Hey!
00:46:39Hey!
00:46:40Hey!
00:46:41Hey!
00:46:42Hey!
00:46:43Hey!
00:46:44Hey!
00:46:45Hey!
00:46:46Hey!
00:46:47Hey!
00:46:48Hey!
00:46:49Hey!
00:46:50Hey!
00:46:51Hey!
00:46:52Hey!
00:46:54Hey, boss.
00:46:55Boss.
00:46:55Hey, lad.
00:46:56Where is he?
00:46:56Right there, boss?
00:46:57He's right over there, boss.
00:46:58See him?
00:47:04All right.
00:47:05We're grabbing.
00:47:06We're gonna get out.
00:47:07Quiet if we can.
00:47:08Rough if we're happy.
00:47:08You got it?
00:47:09I got it, boss.
00:47:09Okay.
00:47:10I'll take the big guy.
00:47:11Both big guys.
00:47:12I'll take the guy with the white hair.
00:47:13Who's got white hair?
00:47:14I'll take the guy on the left.
00:47:15You're left of mine.
00:47:16Did you shut up?
00:47:17All right, boss.
00:47:18All right.
00:47:18You got it?
00:47:18Got it, boss.
00:47:19All right.
00:47:20Oh, come on in and register.
00:47:29Uh, sorry.
00:47:31Uh, wrong room.
00:47:32Oh, that's the fuck.
00:47:37The blue cod is your lunch pad.
00:47:40Boss, he's a cop.
00:47:42We're dead with you, boss.
00:47:44Boss!
00:47:45Boss!
00:47:45Shut up.
00:47:46I gotta think.
00:47:47Would you two guys clean yourselves up?
00:47:50You're disgusting.
00:47:54He's a cop.
00:47:59Come on, Bertie.
00:48:00Let's get our little fish, a little sunshine.
00:48:10Where's my little fish?
00:48:13Bertie, where are you?
00:48:17Oh, they shouldn't have.
00:48:32Splendid.
00:48:32Oh.
00:48:47Coming out.
00:48:49Hotel laundry service, sir.
00:48:51Uh, you got anything you want dry-cleaned or laundry?
00:48:54Nothing today, thank you.
00:48:55Very good, sir.
00:49:07Ah, this present has real possibilities.
00:49:10There you are, you naughty, naughty fish.
00:49:22What?
00:49:23I was thinking of having him put a little bit more blue in there.
00:49:26That's great.
00:49:27Come on.
00:49:28Oh!
00:49:30A little piece of cake, boy.
00:49:31Hey!
00:49:32Uh-huh.
00:49:33What?
00:49:33What?
00:49:34What do you got here?
00:49:36Here.
00:49:37Hey.
00:49:39Hey.
00:49:39Where is the camera?
00:49:42All right.
00:49:42All right.
00:49:43All right.
00:49:43All right.
00:49:44All right.
00:49:44All right.
00:49:45All right.
00:49:45All right.
00:49:46All right.
00:49:47All right.
00:49:47All right.
00:49:48All right.
00:49:49All right.
00:49:49All right.
00:49:50All right.
00:49:51All right.
00:49:51All right.
00:49:52All right.
00:49:53All right.
00:49:53All right.
00:49:54All right.
00:49:55All right.
00:49:55All right.
00:49:56All right.
00:49:57All right.
00:49:57All right.
00:49:58All right.
00:49:59All right.
00:50:00All right.
00:50:01All right.
00:50:02All right.
00:50:03All right.
00:50:04All right.
00:50:05All right.
00:50:06All right.
00:50:07All right.
00:50:08All right.
00:50:09All right.
00:50:10All right.
00:50:11And Bev is not going to take any flack when she wears this lovely camouflage flack.
00:50:24Would you care to try it out of the suit?
00:50:30Ooh, handcuffs.
00:50:31Laverne, look.
00:50:32What's strange.
00:50:35Excuse me, miss.
00:50:37Pardon me, please.
00:50:39Excuse me, Harold.
00:50:41Hugs, Hugs, why don't you try this?
00:50:54This one's even better!
00:51:07Out of my way.
00:51:08Dick.
00:51:10Dick.
00:51:11Weed.
00:51:14So, when you see him, go.
00:51:18You know what I mean?
00:51:19Okay.
00:51:21When you see the guy, all right?
00:51:23Hey, dork.
00:51:34Hey, dork.
00:51:35Hey, dork.
00:51:35Don't miss the latest in police holds and grips.
00:51:45They will be demonstrated on five different mats.
00:51:49We have experts demonstrating techniques in judo, aikido, taekwondo, hapkido, and karate.
00:51:57Hey, Callahan.
00:51:58Yeah!
00:51:58Excellent technique.
00:52:01Yeah, a technique from my left.
00:52:02Is that Kate?
00:52:04Yeah.
00:52:04You didn't know she could do that?
00:52:06I didn't even know she was a cop.
00:52:10Where is he?
00:52:13Cut the strap.
00:52:14I'm trying.
00:52:16Don't.
00:52:18Come on, just get the camera.
00:52:19Kate, okay.
00:52:20Oh, you missed him again.
00:52:21Go around the wall.
00:52:26With our next volunteer, we will demonstrate the chokehold.
00:52:32We take him down with the sweep down.
00:52:35If he becomes aggressive, we take his arm, turn him around, into the stomach throat.
00:52:46Next.
00:52:47I accept your choice.
00:52:54Okay.
00:52:58Let's see what you got, Jonesy.
00:53:00All right.
00:53:01You're on.
00:53:15Very good.
00:53:20Hey.
00:53:21Hey.
00:53:22Next.
00:53:23Jones, look at that.
00:53:24It's a knife.
00:53:25Watch this.
00:53:25Did she say knife?
00:53:26Woo!
00:53:29That hurt.
00:53:29Ah-yah!
00:53:30That hurt.
00:53:33Brother, let me help you out.
00:53:35Here.
00:53:39Not bad for a big hitter.
00:53:41What a good sport.
00:53:43Next.
00:53:44That's it for me, lady.
00:53:47Come on.
00:53:51Don't be afraid.
00:53:52Make way.
00:53:53Make way.
00:53:53Make way.
00:53:54Make way.
00:53:55Commissioner.
00:53:56Fabulous convention.
00:53:57Fabulous, sir.
00:53:58Good.
00:54:00Now.
00:54:01Ha!
00:54:02This is a great convention.
00:54:03Next.
00:54:04I need a volunteer.
00:54:06Whoa.
00:54:08Thanks.
00:54:08All right.
00:54:09Oh!
00:54:09Hey-ya!
00:54:11Oh!
00:54:12Ah!
00:54:13Oh!
00:54:14Oops-a-daisy.
00:54:15Whoa!
00:54:16Oh!
00:54:16Ah!
00:54:17Oh!
00:54:18That's okay.
00:54:19I'm all right.
00:54:20Oh!
00:54:21Oh!
00:54:29Hloritative voice is very important in crowd control.
00:54:33Now, let's see how some of you people do in this situation.
00:54:37Officer, out here with me.
00:54:43The crowd has just broken through your police line, officer.
00:54:46Move them back.
00:54:47Hell no, we won't go!
00:54:50Hell no, we won't go!
00:54:52Hell no, we won't go!
00:54:54Hey!
00:54:55Hey!
00:54:56Hey!
00:54:56Hey!
00:54:59What's the matter?
00:55:00You think I'm gonna hurt you?
00:55:01Yeah.
00:55:04Well, just remember what I taught you, okay?
00:55:07Me, Jack.
00:55:08Okay.
00:55:09Okay.
00:55:17Geez, I guess I did that wrong, huh?
00:55:20I don't know.
00:55:21This technique has its merits.
00:55:22Oh.
00:55:23Well, shall we try it again?
00:55:25Practice makes perfect.
00:55:28Officer!
00:55:30Your turn.
00:55:31Out here with me.
00:55:36Hell no, we won't go!
00:55:38Hell no, we won't go!
00:55:39We need to keep it going!
00:55:40Hell no, we won't go!
00:55:42You really help us a lot if you just...
00:55:44Back up!
00:55:45Hell no, we won't go!
00:55:46Hell no, we won't go!
00:55:47Back off, you talking!
00:55:50I'm a police officer, and when I talk, you listen!
00:55:54Now get your butt the hell back there before I really get mad!
00:55:59And no backpaws!
00:56:13That's him?
00:56:14Yeah, that's him.
00:56:14We gotta go out on a limb.
00:56:15Let's go, let's get him.
00:56:16Come on.
00:56:19Where'd he go?
00:56:20Hey, how come we haven't been to ground yet?
00:56:22Physically.
00:56:27Very, very nice shooting officer.
00:56:29There we go.
00:56:31Ah!
00:56:32Wait a minute.
00:56:33Ah!
00:56:35Easy.
00:56:36Hey, hey, hey!
00:56:37Lock the door, lock the door!
00:56:39Yeah!
00:56:39Right!
00:56:39Nice!
00:56:41Nice!
00:56:42Nice!
00:56:42Nice!
00:56:43Nice!
00:56:43Nice!
00:56:44Nice!
00:56:44Nice!
00:56:44Nice!
00:56:44Nice!
00:56:45Nice!
00:56:45Nice!
00:56:45Nice!
00:56:46Nice!
00:56:47Nice!
00:56:48Now, officer, you need to share those weapons with the other officer.
00:56:52No!
00:56:52I need these!
00:56:54Let me talk to him.
00:56:59Eugene.
00:57:00Eugene!
00:57:01I'll get you some of your very own just as soon as we get home.
00:57:05You promise?
00:57:08Cross my heart.
00:57:09Okay.
00:57:17Thank you very much.
00:57:21Uh, Eugene.
00:57:23This one, too.
00:57:25Let's go, guys.
00:57:26Excuse me.
00:57:27Excuse me.
00:57:30Excuse me.
00:57:31Excuse me.
00:57:32May I have an interview, please?
00:57:34Three, two, one, guys.
00:57:35Hello, and you are...
00:57:36Captain Thaddeus Harris of the Metropolitan Police Department.
00:57:37Only a captain.
00:57:38Cut.
00:57:43Let's go, guys.
00:57:45Let's go, guys.
00:57:46Excuse me.
00:57:47Excuse me.
00:57:48May I have an interview, please?
00:57:49One, three, two, one, guys.
00:57:50Hello, and you are...
00:57:51Captain Thaddeus Harris of the Metropolitan Police Department.
00:57:52Only a captain.
00:57:53Cut.
00:57:54Out of here.
00:57:55He's nobody.
00:57:56Yeah, he looks like a waiter.
00:57:57It's not a word.
00:57:58Put a...
00:57:59Snack.
00:58:01All right.
00:58:03All right.
00:58:05All right.
00:58:06All right.
00:58:08All right.
00:58:09All right.
00:58:10All right.
00:58:11All right.
00:58:12All right.
00:58:13All right.
00:58:14All right.
00:58:15All right.
00:58:16All right.
00:58:17All right.
00:58:18All right.
00:58:19Okay.
00:58:20Our 24 hours are almost gone.
00:58:22You've got to get that camera back now.
00:58:24Hey.
00:58:25Why do we need five guys to take a camera for one old man?
00:58:30Believe me.
00:58:31It ain't that easy.
00:58:32Yeah.
00:58:33All right.
00:58:34Boys, I want you to try this one on for size.
00:58:36Let's just say we happen to be passing by.
00:58:38And the poor old guy, he happens to faint, huh?
00:58:41Mouse.
00:58:42Sugar.
00:58:43They happen to catch him.
00:58:44They sit him down on the ground, huh?
00:58:47Maybe they open his collar.
00:58:48Maybe they slipped that nasty camera off his neck, huh?
00:58:53Hey.
00:58:54That is a great plan, boss.
00:58:55Very good.
00:58:56If the old man faints.
00:58:59Hey.
00:59:00Hey.
00:59:01He'll faint.
00:59:02Julio will make sure of that, huh?
00:59:04Come on.
00:59:05Julio, show him.
00:59:06We'll give him a shot and make him go night-night.
00:59:09Hey.
00:59:10That's a pretty good plan, boys.
00:59:11That's great.
00:59:12All right.
00:59:13Let's get out of here.
00:59:14All right.
00:59:15Come on.
00:59:16Come on.
00:59:17Come on.
00:59:18Come on.
00:59:19Come on.
00:59:20Come on.
00:59:21Come on.
00:59:22Come on.
00:59:23Come on.
00:59:24Come on.
00:59:25Come on.
00:59:26Come on.
00:59:27We only have a lot of ten more minutes.
00:59:28Please.
00:59:31Lassard.
00:59:32Congratulations.
00:59:33Thank you so much.
00:59:34Commissioner.
00:59:36Let me just...
00:59:38Here you go.
00:59:42Commissioner?
00:59:43Commissioner.
00:59:44Could I get a picture of you congratulating Commandant Lassard?
00:59:47Of course.
00:59:48Certainly.
00:59:50Photo opportunity.
00:59:54Stay.
01:00:06Perfect.
01:00:07That's a pit.
01:00:12Commandant, I just want to say hello and congratulations.
01:00:16We'll get him next time, boss.
01:00:17We'll see you later.
01:00:18Don't worry.
01:00:19We'll get him.
01:00:25Excuse me.
01:00:26Would you just give me my damn camera?
01:00:30Give me my damn camera!
01:00:41Oh, what are those?
01:00:42Diamond!
01:00:43You broke my camera!
01:00:44Diamond!
01:00:46Uh...
01:00:47All right.
01:00:48All right.
01:00:49All right.
01:00:50Nobody move.
01:00:51But the old man is history.
01:00:52Of course.
01:00:54Uh...
01:00:55Uh...
01:00:56All right.
01:00:57I want to see hands in the air.
01:00:59Everybody's hands up.
01:01:00Now!
01:01:01Hands up!
01:01:05Kick him up.
01:01:07I want everybody where I can see them.
01:01:10Get the diamonds!
01:01:11Get the diamonds!
01:01:12Oh!
01:01:13I see!
01:01:14A police procedure demonstration!
01:01:16A kidnapping!
01:01:17How original!
01:01:19Oh, I am honored!
01:01:20Shut up, old man!
01:01:21Yes, of course.
01:01:22I'm sorry.
01:01:23Now, we make for the elevator.
01:01:25Anybody gets stupid, he gets filled full of holes.
01:01:29Police!
01:01:31Cover me up top!
01:01:32Let's go!
01:01:34Here, quick!
01:01:35Go on over here.
01:01:36All right.
01:01:37Release your hostage.
01:01:38Put your weapons on the ground.
01:01:39And slowly put your hands in the air.
01:01:41Well said.
01:01:42That's my nephew.
01:01:43Shut up, old man.
01:01:44Okay, mister.
01:01:45Hands up!
01:01:49Hide.
01:01:50Nobody's gonna shoot.
01:01:51Now, Bile, I got Grandpa here.
01:01:53Right, you here?
01:01:54Man!
01:01:56No!
01:01:57Sugar!
01:01:58Get in the elevator!
01:01:59Nobody move!
01:02:00No, no, he's bluffing.
01:02:02Right?
01:02:03Right?
01:02:04Right?
01:02:05My boy!
01:02:07He was bluffing.
01:02:08He was bluffing!
01:02:09You're the bluffer, bossy.
01:02:10He was bluffing.
01:02:11All right, all right.
01:02:12What floor?
01:02:13What floor?
01:02:14What floor?
01:02:15What floor?
01:02:16What's the matter?
01:02:17You got a problem with this floor?
01:02:18I don't mean to interfere, but the commissioners are all downstairs.
01:02:19I would use the penthouse.
01:02:20It's very defensible.
01:02:21You're all welcome to use my suite.
01:02:22Allow me.
01:02:23Ah.
01:02:24Elo Yup.
01:02:25Oh, my.
01:02:26Shut this.
01:02:27Wow!
01:02:28Shh!
01:02:29Hm.
01:02:30hear you.
01:02:31doo
01:02:33do
01:02:35empez
01:02:46o
01:02:47i
01:02:48i
01:02:50o
01:02:51What is that?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:54What?
01:02:55What?
01:02:56What?
01:02:57What?
01:03:00What?
01:03:02What?
01:03:17What?
01:03:21Ah, here we are.
01:03:44All right, I'm ready.
01:03:45Snap out with those boot prints.
01:03:47We don't have all day.
01:03:50Here you are, sir.
01:03:52Tackleberry, would you please stop doing that?
01:04:00Sorry, sir.
01:04:04All right.
01:04:05Okay, all right.
01:04:06Now, they're going to give us anything we want.
01:04:08So, all we got to do is figure out the fastest way to get to Dempsey's boat.
01:04:12I'm thirsty, boss.
01:04:13Do you got any booze around here, old man?
01:04:15Certainly.
01:04:16You'll find the bar very well stocked.
01:04:18Thanks.
01:04:18I think there might still be some ice cream left in the freezer.
01:04:22Thanks.
01:04:23You're really a good host.
01:04:24You're very welcome, Jack.
01:04:27Hey!
01:04:27Hey!
01:04:28Hey!
01:04:28Do you mind?
01:04:32I mean, some of us are trying to plan our escape here.
01:04:35I'm sorry, boss.
01:04:37So, we are definitely going to need a boat at the harbor.
01:04:40And?
01:04:42And we are definitely going to need a fast car at the hotel back entrance.
01:04:45Uh-uh.
01:04:46What?
01:04:47What?
01:04:47With a roof so accessible, you'd be a fool not to ask for a helicopter.
01:04:54Helicopter?
01:04:55What a stupid idea!
01:04:59No.
01:05:01He's right.
01:05:02We'd be a sitting duck in that car.
01:05:05The chopper is a great idea.
01:05:08Hmm.
01:05:08So, we take the chopper to the harbor.
01:05:11Then?
01:05:11Then we switch to the boat.
01:05:14Uh-uh.
01:05:15What?
01:05:16You don't like the boat?
01:05:17What?
01:05:17What?
01:05:18What?
01:05:19What?
01:05:19I have to go to little boy's room.
01:05:22No!
01:05:23This is a kidnapping!
01:05:24It's not a kindergarten!
01:05:26Uh, boss.
01:05:28He did think of the helicopter.
01:05:30Oh, yeah.
01:05:30Come on, boss.
01:05:32Huh?
01:05:34All right, fine.
01:05:36But make it quick.
01:05:39We've got a phone call to make here.
01:05:40All right.
01:05:42All right.
01:05:43All right.
01:05:44All right.
01:05:45Yeah.
01:05:51Well, all we can do now is wait until we hear their demands.
01:05:55Well, I'm afraid you're right.
01:05:57All we can do now is wait.
01:06:02Would someone please wake Harris up?
01:06:06He's thinking.
01:06:23Here we go.
01:06:24Come on.
01:06:25Open up.
01:06:26Big ah.
01:06:27Big ah.
01:06:29Tackle, Barry!
01:06:30Three!
01:06:36Would you please stop doing that?
01:06:39Sorry, sir.
01:06:42Incoming call for you, sir.
01:06:46Hello.
01:06:47All right.
01:06:48Listen up.
01:06:49Listen up!
01:06:50I want a helicopter with pilot on the roof of this hotel.
01:06:53And?
01:06:54And?
01:06:54I want a fast boat waiting for me in the harbor.
01:06:57Ah-ha!
01:06:58All goes well.
01:07:00I see no cops.
01:07:01I hand the old man back to you at the 12-mile mark off the Key West just as soon as we're
01:07:04safe in international waters.
01:07:09We want some proof that Lazard is still alive.
01:07:12Ah.
01:07:13Your buddies want to talk to you.
01:07:15Oh.
01:07:16Hello?
01:07:17Commandant Lazard?
01:07:18Oh.
01:07:19Commissioner Hurst.
01:07:20How nice of you to call.
01:07:21I do hope that you do your best to rescue me.
01:07:25It will only make the whole thing all the more exciting.
01:07:29Don't worry, Uncle Eric.
01:07:30We'll get you out of this.
01:07:31All right.
01:07:32He's alive.
01:07:33How long depends on you.
01:07:34I think in his own way, Lazard is telling us that he'd rather risk his own life than
01:07:45let those animals get away.
01:07:48Brave man.
01:07:49Sir, I realize that this is your jurisdiction.
01:07:54But if there's going to be a rescue attempt, we'd like to volunteer.
01:07:58Yeah.
01:07:59Commissioner Murdoch?
01:08:00I couldn't agree more.
01:08:01I think it is vital that the rescue team know Commandant Lazard intimately.
01:08:07Now, I can vouch for the skill of these police officers.
01:08:10After all, I trained them myself.
01:08:12They must be the drugs.
01:08:14All right.
01:08:15Now, this is the floor where Lazard is being held hostage.
01:08:18Captain Harris?
01:08:20Yes.
01:08:20All right, gentlemen.
01:08:22This is what I want you to do.
01:08:23And you will do it exactly as I tell you to do it.
01:08:31You've tuned to Laravel Jones on the KWURSD radio.
01:08:47And now, the love doctor.
01:08:49I want you to come here, baby.
01:08:50Ah!
01:08:52You and me.
01:08:53Yeah.
01:08:54All the way.
01:08:55Come on down.
01:08:56Let's get down, baby.
01:08:57That concludes our broadcast day.
01:09:03Let's get down.
01:09:33I think I had to part with the steps.
01:09:34I offered you the vent.
01:09:38Uh-uh.
01:09:39No.
01:09:47Hey!
01:09:49Nice game.
01:09:50Watch this.
01:09:51Oh!
01:09:53Oh!
01:09:54Oh!
01:09:54Oh!
01:09:54Oh!
01:10:03What is this?
01:10:03Look, it's going to be done!
01:10:04Come on!
01:11:05Thank you, Proctor.
01:11:09By giving those incompetents the diversionary part of this mission,
01:11:13I've left the real rescue to the experienced officers, namely moi.
01:11:18I will rescue Lessard, and I'll get a promotion and a medal.
01:11:23Freeze!
01:11:32Freeze!
01:11:33We've got you covered.
01:11:34This is the police.
01:11:36Well done, Harris.
01:11:37It was my pleasure, sir.
01:11:39Now, everyone drop your guns.
01:11:41Now!
01:11:42Roger, get down there and pick them up.
01:11:44Yes, sir.
01:11:45No, Rocky.
01:11:46No.
01:11:47The ladder.
01:11:48Use ladder!
01:11:49The ladder!
01:11:53All right!
01:11:54All right, all right, all right!
01:11:55Come on!
01:11:56Give me.
01:11:57Give me.
01:11:57All right.
01:11:58That's right.
01:12:00Hands up!
01:12:01You've got one dead door.
01:12:02Nice twist.
01:12:05They're really going all out this year, aren't they?
01:12:08Get these guys to the chopper.
01:12:11All right!
01:12:11Go into my boat!
01:12:13Tell your people I see one plane, one chopper, one boat.
01:12:16Before we reach our rendezvous, these guys are sharp, mate.
01:12:18You got it?
01:12:19Where's Harris?
01:12:35You kidnapped him, too.
01:12:39Well, we do it our way.
01:12:42We're going to need some more information.
01:12:52Well?
01:12:54I don't know nothing.
01:12:56Oh, I see.
01:12:58Well, I'll tell you, partner.
01:12:59Don't tell me.
01:13:01Tell him.
01:13:07And then the boss said to wait here while he checked for the chopper.
01:13:09And then you guys showed up.
01:13:11And that's all I know.
01:13:11I swear, I swear, I swear it!
01:13:16I'll tell the others.
01:13:17Can I drop you somewhere?
01:13:18Oh, no!
01:13:18No!
01:13:19Oh!
01:13:20Oh!
01:13:25All right, I'm going down now.
01:13:26Okay.
01:13:27You concentrate.
01:13:28Whoa.
01:13:29Keep your hands on the wheel.
01:13:31Whoa.
01:13:32All right, all right.
01:13:32I'm coming, I'm coming up.
01:13:37And that ended my first career.
01:13:39Then, when I was 12 years old,
01:13:41I got a job as a box boy at the A&B.
01:13:45That was a very, very exciting time for me.
01:13:48I had many, many, many interesting experiences.
01:13:53One day, as I was stacking canned vegetables,
01:13:57I think it was petit pois.
01:13:59No.
01:13:59No, no, no.
01:14:00Creamed corn.
01:14:02Oh, was it maybe succedat?
01:14:04No, no, no, no.
01:14:05I can't quite remember.
01:14:07No.
01:14:08Excuse me.
01:14:08Oh, excuse me.
01:14:09Is there any possibility that I could be held hostage by myself?
01:14:14Outside would be fine.
01:14:16I mean, I don't mind the breeze.
01:14:18What's the matter?
01:14:19You're not enjoying yourself here?
01:14:21Uh-uh.
01:14:22Don't you worry your pretty little head about it.
01:14:24You're going to be out of your misery in no time.
01:14:26Wait a minute.
01:14:27What do you mean?
01:14:29My boss's boat is waiting for me.
01:14:30As soon as we meet up with him,
01:14:31I'm going to sink this baby.
01:14:33With you in it.
01:14:35You'll never get away with this,
01:14:36you two-bit filthy scum.
01:14:38What do you call me?
01:14:41Scum.
01:14:42Well, perhaps you'd like to leave now.
01:14:45Mouse.
01:14:48About that filthy scum, Scott.
01:14:51Shut up.
01:14:52Shark bait.
01:14:54Shark bait?
01:14:55Hey, shut up.
01:14:57What strategy?
01:14:59Are you quite sure we didn't meet at the Toronto Convention in 76?
01:15:02You are one nutty old man.
01:15:04Hey, shut up.
01:15:09How's it going?
01:15:10You're pretty close, boss.
01:15:12Boss?
01:15:13Mr. Dempsey should be plenty proud of you, boss.
01:15:16You've got the diamonds back.
01:15:18You didn't.
01:15:20Yeah.
01:15:22I did it.
01:15:24I did it.
01:15:27I did it!
01:15:34I did it.
01:16:04Nice, sir.
01:16:06You're a good man, Tony.
01:16:08Finish your business first.
01:16:10Then bring the diamonds over.
01:16:11Let's get out of here.
01:16:12Uh, Mr. Dempsey, uh...
01:16:15The dork, I don't mind.
01:16:17But, uh...
01:16:18The old man.
01:16:20No witnesses.
01:16:22Don't disappoint me again.
01:16:24Yes, sir.
01:16:27Shit.
01:16:27Shit.
01:16:27Shit.
01:16:34Sorry, mouse.
01:16:39You wouldn't go for it.
01:16:41Excuse me.
01:16:42Could I say something?
01:16:44Sure.
01:16:45Don't kill me.
01:16:47Hmm.
01:16:48I won't tell on your gang.
01:16:49I won't say a word.
01:16:50You can trust me.
01:16:52Hmm.
01:16:53I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
01:16:56I'll shoot you second.
01:16:59Thanks.
01:17:00I just want to say that this has been a splendid kidnapping.
01:17:06Well, thank you.
01:17:07Thank you very much.
01:17:09I really appreciate that.
01:17:11And I mean this from the bottom of my heart.
01:17:13You have been one outstanding hostage.
01:17:16My pleasure.
01:17:17No, I mean it.
01:17:19Now, I gotta kill you.
01:17:20I understand.
01:17:22Nothing personal.
01:17:22Just business.
01:17:23What the hell is that?
01:17:35Take care of it.
01:17:37Get in my face, you pig.
01:17:40Get.
01:17:44All right.
01:17:45All right.
01:17:46You and Sugar, take the weenie for a hostage.
01:17:48I got the old man.
01:17:49Come on.
01:17:53Get in my face, get in my face.
01:17:56Hey, yeah, hey, Sugar.
01:17:58Get him.
01:17:59Take him out.
01:18:01Watch out.
01:18:02Watch it.
01:18:13Now, which one of you guys was resisting arrest?
01:18:17Not me.
01:18:17Neither.
01:18:20Uncle Eric.
01:18:23Come on, Jack.
01:18:24We need some help.
01:18:29Up ahead, that tower.
01:18:31Hey.
01:18:32Stop.
01:18:33Whoa.
01:18:38He's getting home.
01:18:39All right, Joe.
01:18:40Get ready to go.
01:18:42Okay.
01:18:43Go.
01:18:44We're okay.
01:18:46Where the hell are you being?
01:18:47What took you so long?
01:18:48And it's in close.
01:18:50Wait till you get those monies looking close.
01:18:52Oh.
01:18:59What the hell?
01:19:00What the hell?
01:19:01Oh, fuck.
01:19:19Yeah.
01:22:50Hey, Gator, better watch out.
01:23:26Hey, hey, stay where you are.
01:23:52I still got the old man.
01:23:53Uncle Eric, are you all right?
01:23:55This is awesome.
01:23:56It's the best procedure demonstration in history.
01:24:00Uncle Eric, those are real crooks.
01:24:02Oh, well, in that case, nothing personal, just business.
01:24:13After capturing the melancholy, the diamond thieves and bringing them to justice, these officers have been cited for medals of honor by the city of Miami.
01:24:31In addition, one officer, in addition, one officer selflessly and at the risk of his life saved Captain Harris from sudden death.
01:24:48He is Sergeant Moses, he is Sergeant Moses, let them have their little moment.
01:24:58Let them have their little moment.
01:24:59We know who will have the last laugh.
01:25:02Yes, we do.
01:25:03Yes, we do.
01:25:03Yes, we do, Commandant Harris.
01:25:05For his remarkable record, this department is proud to promote Sergeant Hightower to Lieutenant Hightower.
01:25:15I think it is fitting that Lieutenant Hightower receive his bars from the very officer whose life he saved, Captain Harris.
01:25:33Beautiful dork.
01:25:45It has been a great, great pleasure serving you as Commandant of this Academy.
01:26:08I'll miss you all.
01:26:10Farewell.
01:26:11Godspeed.
01:26:11And thank you.
01:26:22Nothing could please me more than what I am about to say.
01:26:27The governor and I wish that Eric Lessard continue as Commandant of this Academy until such time as he sees fit to retire himself.
01:26:51Oh, no.
01:26:52Oh, no.
01:26:54Oh, no.