Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 4 Episode 9 Something Blue
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00:00I'm going.
00:02Well, how long?
00:04I don't know.
00:06The wolf is inside me all the time.
00:09And so I figure out what that means.
00:11I shouldn't be around you.
00:30For more information, visit www.fema.org.
00:54One second, we're almost finished, and let me flip it over.
01:22Thanks, Riley.
01:27Looks good?
01:32Hey, Buffy.
01:35Is there something you want to tell me?
01:38What?
01:41Oh, yes. I am a lesbian.
01:45It's good that you're so open about it.
01:47Oh, hey. You know we were talking about having a picnic?
01:51I was thinking, do you ever hang out at Ruggs Field?
01:57It's beautiful there. Usually not that crowded, either.
02:01I thought maybe we could have a little spread, sandwiches, maybe some ants. It'd be fun.
02:07We were talking about having a picnic.
02:10Oh. So is that a conversation we actually had or when I was just practicing?
02:17Practicing?
02:19Okay, yes. I have been known to do a little prep work before our conversations.
02:25It's not easy, you know, talking to you sometimes. It's like an oral exam.
02:31Boy, that's just what every girl longs to hear.
02:37Well, you're tricky.
02:39Like an exam?
02:41I never know how you're gonna react to something.
02:45That's why I like you so much.
02:47You're a mystery.
02:50Probably every beautiful girl in the world has some jerk telling her she's a mystery,
02:55but I swear, you really are.
03:00There's a lot about you that needs puzzling out.
03:10I lose you somewhere?
03:14Right around. Beautiful.
03:20Say, don't you just love a picnic?
03:24It's just different, you know?
03:27A picnic.
03:28First of all, daylight.
03:30It's kind of a new venue, Buffy-wise.
03:33And the best part?
03:34He said that he would bring all the food,
03:36so all I have to do is show up and eat.
03:39Those are two things I'm really good at.
03:41So he's nice?
03:43Very, very.
03:45And their sparkage?
03:48Yeah.
03:49He's...
03:50Have you seen his arms?
03:52Those are good arms to have.
03:56I really like him.
03:58I do.
04:00But?
04:04I don't know.
04:06I really like being around him.
04:09You know, and I think he cares about me.
04:13But...
04:15I just...
04:16feel like something's missing.
04:20He's not making you miserable?
04:23Exactly.
04:27Riley seems so solid.
04:30Like...
04:32he wouldn't cause me heartache.
04:34Get out.
04:35Get out while there's still time.
04:39I know.
04:41I have to get away from that bad boy thing.
04:45There's no good there.
04:50Seeing Angel in L.A.
04:53Even for five minutes.
04:56Hello to the pain.
04:58The pain is not a friend.
05:03I can't help thinking.
05:05Isn't that where the fire comes from?
05:08Can a nice, safe relationship be that intense?
05:13I know it's nuts, but...
05:16part of me believes that...
05:19real love and passion...
05:21have to go hand in hand with pain and fighting.
05:26I wonder where I get that from.
05:30I wonder where I get that from.
06:00everything.
06:01Hmm...
06:03What's up?
06:04I love him.
06:06You forgot and like he let me go...
06:08tomm American history.
06:10You want to get out here?
06:11You're welcome everyone...
06:14I'm getting older than yelling...
06:16So, you saw their faces, but you can't describe them.
06:46Well, they were human. Two eyes each, kind of in the middle.
06:52Uh-huh. And the lab?
06:56Underground. I came out through an air vent. I don't know exactly where.
07:02I'm done. Put the telly on.
07:06It's about time. Hope you got it warm enough.
07:16I don't know why you're so dainty all of a sudden.
07:31You've done this for Angel. You must have.
07:34Okay.
07:34Hey, give it.
07:36That's it.
07:37The invalid amnesiac routine is over.
07:40The kitchen is closed until you can tell me something useful about the commandos.
07:44I'm trying to remember. It was very traumatic.
07:48How long are you going to pull this crap?
07:49How long am I going to live once I tell you?
07:52Spike, we have no intention of killing a harmless creature,
07:58but we have to know what's been done to you.
08:00We can't let you go until we're sure that you're impotent or...
08:05Hey.
08:06Sorry. Poor choice of words.
08:08Until we know that you're...
08:09Flaccid?
08:10You are one step away, Missy.
08:13Charles, help.
08:15He's going to scold me.
08:19You know what?
08:20I don't think you want us to let you go.
08:26Maybe we made it a little too comfy in here for you.
08:29Comfy?
08:31I'm chaining a bathtub drinking pig's blood from a novelty mug.
08:35Doesn't rate huge in the Zagat's Guide.
08:38You want something nicer?
08:42Look at my poor neck.
08:45All bare and tender and exposed.
08:52All that blood just pumping away.
08:58Oh, please.
08:59Giles, make us stop.
09:02If those two don't kill each other,
09:05I might lend a hand.
09:08What about a truth spell?
09:11I'm not positive it would work on a vampire,
09:14but we could try.
09:15Make him fess up.
09:17A truth spell, of course.
09:18Why didn't I think of that?
09:20Because you had your hands full
09:22with the undead English patient?
09:24Yes, worth a go.
09:26Looks pretty simple.
09:28I'll stop by the magic shop tomorrow.
09:30Excellent.
09:31All right.
09:32I'll be back in the morning
09:33with donuts and motherwort.
09:40Bye, Buffy.
09:41I'll see you at home.
09:42Bye.
09:42Great.
09:44Thank you, Willow.
09:53Willow may have had a very helpful idea.
09:57She seems to be coping better
09:59with Ozzy's departure, don't you think?
10:02Well, she still has a way to go,
10:04but yeah, I think she's dealing.
10:07What?
10:08Are you people blind?
10:10She's hanging on by a thread.
10:13And it nearly could see that.
10:14She's hanging on by a thread.
10:17Devon said that he's sent for his stuff.
10:47I guess this means he's planning on settling down somewhere else, not here.
11:03I guess so.
11:07I feel like I've been split down the center and half of me is lost.
11:15I know.
11:18It feels like that now.
11:22The house is gone.
11:29Come on now!
11:36It's telly time!
11:37Hey, this is Buffy and Willow.
11:38We're not in right now, so please leave a message.
11:39Oh, Willow, it's Giles.
11:40I thought you were bringing the ingredients for that spell.
11:53I really have to...
11:54I'll do what?
11:55Lick me to death?
11:57Willow, I think we ought to try the spell.
11:59Among other things, I'd like to shower sometime today.
12:01Alone.
12:02Driving.
12:03Yeah.
12:04You seriously drive for fun?
12:09Well, not for wheeling or anything, but yeah.
12:10Don't you?
12:11Actually, no wheeling is more my specialty.
12:12I'm an avid pedestrian.
12:14You're kidding, right?
12:15I mean, you know how to drive.
12:16What?
12:17I don't like this, only two different wheels.
12:18One of the things I'd like to shower sometime today, alone.
12:21Driving.
12:22Yeah?
12:23You seriously drive for fun?
12:27Well, not four-wheeling or anything, but yeah.
12:30but yeah don't you actually no wheeling is more my specialty i'm an avid pedestrian
12:40you're kidding right i mean you know how to drive well i took the class
12:47cars and buffy are like unmixy things it's just because you haven't had a good experience yet
12:53you can have the best time in a car it's not about getting somewhere you have to take your time
13:01forget about everything just relax let it wash over you the air motion just let it roll
13:13we are talking about driving right i thought i was
13:28i'm taking you some night when it's warm i'll pass the vineyards
13:34it's going to change everything for you i'm in
13:44hey willow
13:48hey i interrupted you've got apples i missed
13:58wait
14:02that's it there's plenty to go around
14:04it did something happen something wrong no everything's fine same oh
14:22your apples are turning brown the way they do yeah i guess they do that
14:29yeah
14:50jeez you mean oz just sent first stuff and didn't even call her
14:53her that's pretty harsh i only wish i had my powers back i'd liquefy his entrails for her
15:02that's sweet
15:04god
15:05poor will
15:07wonder she's
15:11having a wonderful time
15:19wow way to rebound
15:21i believe that's the dance of a brave little toaster
15:34hey guys come on this music's great it's nice to see you brought your boogie shoes tonight will
15:41yeah you know i i know i've been sort of a party poop lately so i said to myself self
15:48i said it's time to shake and shimmy it off
15:53sounds like a good policy
15:54yeah and it works too you know i just figure in the grand scheme of things we're all just
16:07drunk
16:07okay that's that's such a strong word kind of a guttural anglo-saxon word drunk
16:20will not loving the drowning of the sorrows not drowning waiting hey see light no big no big
16:32anybody remember when buffy had the fun beer fest and went one million years bc
16:37sadly without the fuzzy bikini off topic santa right helping out will how about you give me that beer
16:48no why should i i've got pain here big time legitimate pain we all have pain will oh like
16:57what oh poor me i live in a basement yeah that's dire
17:05okay you know what that's it i'm taking you home
17:08no i don't want to well you'll thank me when you still have a friend in the morning
17:12i just can't stand feeling this way i want it to be over it will i promise
17:25but it's gonna take time well it's not good enough i know it's just how it is you have to go through
17:35the pain well isn't there some way i can just make it go away just because i say so can't can't i just make it go poof
18:05how can well ye elements i summon thee now
18:33Now, control the outside, control within, land and sea, fire and wind, out of my passions
18:45a web be spun, from this eve forth my will be done, so mote it be.
19:03It is my will that my heart be healed.
19:20Now, I will that this book speak its words to me.
19:31I will that this q-tip gets unbendy.
19:38Come in.
19:43Giles, what are you doing here?
19:47I'm a bit concerned about you, actually.
19:50Did Buffy tell you about the beer?
19:53Buffy didn't tell me anything.
19:56Oh, well, forget the beer part then.
19:59Happily.
20:00I came because we had an appointment the other day.
20:03Oh, right, the truth spell.
20:06Um, Willow, I know that you're going through a very difficult time, but shirking your responsibilities...
20:19But I didn't shirk.
20:24I did the research, and I picked up the motherwort.
20:29I just forgot the doing the spell part.
20:32That isn't like you at all.
20:34I know, I've been off.
20:39I even tried to do a spell last night to have my will done.
20:45I was hoping it would make me feel better, but it just won't go bluey.
20:50A spell?
20:51Well, I don't think it's wise for you to be doing that alone right now.
20:54Your energy is too unfocused.
20:56Well, that's not true.
20:57I said I was off, not incompetent.
21:00Well, I only meant that you're grieving, and it might be wise if you took a break from doing spells without supervision.
21:07So I get punished because I'm in pain?
21:10It's not punishment.
21:11I'm only saying this because...
21:13Oh, you care.
21:14Yeah.
21:15Yeah.
21:16Everybody cares.
21:17Nobody wants to be inconvenienced.
21:20You all want me to take the time and go through the pain.
21:25As long as you don't have to hear about it anymore.
21:28That's not fair.
21:29Isn't it?
21:30Because I'm doing the best I can, and it doesn't seem to be enough for you guys.
21:35And I see how you could feel that way.
21:38I do...
21:39No, you don't.
21:40You say that you do, but you don't see anything.
21:45Um...
21:47Ooh, sorry.
21:50Um...
21:52Sorry.
21:54Um...
21:55Perhaps...
21:56I'd better be going.
21:58Um...
21:59Let's, um...
22:00Let's talk about this later.
22:09Oh!
22:10Sorry.
22:11So sorry.
22:12Enemy.
22:13Enemy.
22:14Enemy.
22:15Be now...
22:16Quiet.
22:17You know...
22:18Not too keen about this spell stuff.
22:19Tends to be a bit unpredictable.
22:20Yes, we might have thought about that sooner.
22:21Um...
22:22Let your deceitful tongue be...
22:23Be...
22:24Be...
22:25Broken.
22:26Uh...
22:27Let no...
22:28Untruths...
22:29Spoken.
22:30Spoken.
22:31Spoken.
22:32Spoken.
22:33Uh...
22:34Uh...
22:35Let no...
22:36Untruths...
22:37Spoken.
22:38Spoken.
22:39Hey.
22:40What's that all about?
22:41Hmm?
22:42Nothing.
22:43Just done me out of that ashy man.
22:44Well...
22:45Well...
22:46Nothing.
22:47Just done me out of that ashy man.
22:49Well...
22:50I won't have you doing mojo on me if you can't read properly.
22:54I won't have you doing mojo on me if you can't read properly.
22:59You could turn me into a stink beetle or what all.
23:00It would be a generous ending for you, Spike.
23:01Oh!
23:02Oh!
23:03Oh!
23:04Oh!
23:05Oh!
23:06Oh!
23:07Oh!
23:08Oh!
23:09Oh!
23:10Oh!
23:11Oh!
23:12Oh!
23:13Oh!
23:14Oh!
23:15Oh!
23:16Oh!
23:17Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:21Oh!
23:22Oh!
23:23Oh!
23:24Oh!
23:25Oh!
23:26Oh!
23:27Oh!
23:28Oh!
23:36I mean, I'm going through something.
23:39I just don't see why he was getting down on me.
23:43Look, Giles just worries.
23:45A spouse can be dangerous.
23:47It doesn't mean he thinks that you're a bad witch.
23:50I am a bad witch.
23:52No, you're a good witch.
23:54I'm not kidding anyone.
23:56If I had any real power, I could have made Oz stay with me.
24:01Well, you wouldn't have wanted him to have stayed because...
24:03And I didn't have the guts to do this spell on Veruca.
24:07My I will it so spell went nowhere.
24:11But the only real witch here is fuzzy little Amy.
24:16I think you're being too hard on yourself.
24:20She's got access to powers I can't even invoke.
24:24I mean, first she's a perfectly normal girl.
24:29Then poof, she's a rash.
24:34I could never do something like that.
24:37I would never do something like that.
24:43Hello?
24:47I'll be right there.
24:50Spike escaped.
24:53And you're going?
24:54Now?
24:56Sorry.
24:57Do what you think.
24:59Well, I mean, what's the rush?
25:01Spike can't hurt anyone, right?
25:03hurt anyone, right?
25:05And I figured since I'm kind of
25:07greedy, we could, uh, you know,
25:09have a girls' night.
25:10You know, eat Sundays and watch
25:12Steel Magnolias, and you can tell me how
25:15at least I don't have diabetes.
25:18Well,
25:19I can't hang out with you until I get Spike
25:21back to Giles. You know that.
25:23Okay? I'll be back as soon as I can.
25:25I promise.
25:29I don't see the big.
25:31He's probably just standing out
25:33there. You'll find him in
25:34two seconds.
25:43Thought that was gonna take longer.
25:45Me too.
25:46Must have got
25:47turned around.
25:52Hey, man, hang on. This...
25:55This is it.
25:58Wait.
26:00No.
26:02Yes.
26:03What are you talking about?
26:05The lab.
26:06Commando lab.
26:08The door was right here
26:10where I escaped.
26:11I don't think so.
26:17Open up!
26:18I'm gonna kill you!
26:21Spike, there's nothing there.
26:22Let me in!
26:24Fix me!
26:26Okay.
26:26Drop the axe.
26:28Get off!
26:28Okay, that's it.
26:29I'm gonna gag you.
26:30You're not gonna do anything to me.
26:35You don't have the stones.
26:36Oh, I got the stones.
26:38I got a whole bunch of...
26:39stones.
26:40I got a whole bunch of...
26:44stones.
26:45Yeah?
26:45You're all talk.
26:46I mean, I'm going through something.
26:47I mean, I'm going through something.
26:49And you'd think every once in a while, Buffy would make best friends with you.
26:53a priority.
26:54You know, Will, it's not like she could just let Spike go.
26:57You know, Will, it's not like she could just let Spike go.
26:58You know, Will, it's not like she could just let Spike go.
27:02I get the spell reversed.
27:04They'll be finding your body for weeks.
27:20You know, Will, it's not like she could just let Spike go.
27:26I get this spell reversed.
27:29They'll be finding your body for weeks.
27:32Oh, make a move.
27:34Please.
27:35I'm dying for a good slave.
27:40Spike's more important than me.
27:42I get it.
27:43Buffy's got to find out what's up with those commandos.
27:46Right now, she needs Spike.
27:47Well, fine. Why doesn't she just go marry?
27:52If the two of you could remain civil long enough to...
27:59It's just so sudden.
28:03I don't know what to say.
28:05Just say yes.
28:08And make me the happiest man on earth.
28:11Oh, Spike.
28:13Of course it's yes.
28:17Giles, you'll never believe what's happened.
28:29It's just not fair.
28:43Will, I know it's hard to see it right now.
28:46But everything you're feeling is because of you and Oz.
28:49Not because of Buffy and me or anybody.
28:52But eventually you'll meet somebody else and it'll be better.
28:55Yeah, because most relationships are great and trouble-free.
29:01I don't think so.
29:02I think we're all doomed to badness.
29:05We're not doomed.
29:07Oh, yeah?
29:07Let's look at your bio.
29:11Insect lady, mummy girl, Anya.
29:14You're a demon magnet.
29:19Hey, I was just trying to help.
29:21Well, it's me.
29:25Something's happened.
29:26I need your help.
29:27I can't see very well.
29:31Everything's blurred.
29:34I'm certain it's a spell of some kind because, um, well, it seems something else is going wrong.
29:46There you go.
29:4898.6.
29:49Horribly wrong.
29:56Ugh.
29:57There's so much to decide.
30:00Ceremony, guests, reception.
30:03Well, first thing I'd say, we're not having a church wedding.
30:07How about a daytime ceremony in the park?
30:12Fabulous.
30:13Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust.
30:16Under the trees.
30:18Indirect sunlight only.
30:20A warm spring breeze tosses the leaves aside.
30:23And again, you're registering as Mr. and Mrs. Big Pile of Dust.
30:28Stop it!
30:29This is our wedding and you're treating it like a big joke.
30:33Oh, pouty.
30:34Look at that lip.
30:37Gonna get it.
30:39Gonna get it.
30:40Mm-hmm.
30:42Oh, stop.
30:46Yes, please stop.
30:51Giles, did you see my ring?
30:54Thankfully, not very well.
31:04I'm not crazy.
31:06And I know that you probably don't approve.
31:10And my father's not that far away.
31:12I mean, he could...
31:14But this day's about family.
31:19My real family.
31:20My family.
31:26And I would like you to be the one to give me away.
31:28Oh, pouty.
31:32That's, that's, that's so...
31:34Oh, for God's sake, this is nonsense.
31:40Something is making you act this way.
31:43Don't you realize what you're doing?
31:48Living the dream?
31:50It's gonna have to take a bit of time to get used to it, babe.
31:54They all will.
31:55Oh, but you guys weren't crazy about Angel at first, either.
31:58You weren't gonna say that name.
32:01Sorry.
32:03Uh, why don't we talk about where we're gonna register?
32:06Well, where would Angel like to register?
32:08And, uh, can we have the photographer Angel would have wanted
32:11and, uh, flowers Angel would have liked?
32:13Hey!
32:15You think I don't live with the shadow of Drusilla over my head?
32:18That I'm not wondering if you're gonna be thinking of her
32:22on our honeymoon
32:23when you're making sweet love to me?
32:34Giles, are you okay?
32:38I'd rather think not.
32:39I-I seem to be rather, um...
32:45rather blind.
32:49Completely, in fact.
32:52What?
32:53How-how could this happen?
32:58Spill, I believe.
33:00Oh, we'll fix it. Don't worry.
33:02What you want is a general reversal spell.
33:06Gonna need supplies.
33:07Are you helping me?
33:10Well, it's almost like you're my father-in-law, innit?
33:14See?
33:15This is how it's gonna be.
33:17Spike will even take care of you
33:18while I'm at the magic shop.
33:23From now on,
33:25we're a family.
33:26It's all right.
33:31I-I have more scotch.
33:33I-I have more scotch.
33:56Hey, Buffy.
34:04What's up?
34:06Riley, look.
34:08Aren't they beautiful?
34:10Uh...
34:11Yeah.
34:12They're nice.
34:14A little dressy, maybe.
34:16For school, but...
34:20Riley.
34:22Buffy.
34:23I really like you.
34:27I hope you know that you mean a lot to me.
34:29And if things were different...
34:31Different than what?
34:36I want you to promise me
34:38that we can always be friends.
34:40And I'd really like you to be there on the day.
34:43The day when...
34:45The wedding.
34:46The wedding?
34:47What wedding?
34:48My wedding.
34:49I'm getting married.
34:50Can you believe it?
34:53I don't think no's a strong enough word.
34:55I know.
34:56It's crazy.
34:57I mean,
34:58we fought for all these years,
35:00and then...
35:02sometimes you just...
35:05look at someone,
35:06and...
35:07you know.
35:08You know?
35:08No.
35:09I think maybe we fought
35:11because we...
35:12couldn't admit
35:13how we really felt about each other.
35:15Can we start again?
35:17You'll really like him.
35:18Well,
35:19nobody really likes him.
35:21I just need to clear a few things up.
35:23I don't even really like him.
35:25Buffy.
35:26But I love him.
35:29I do.
35:31Who?
35:32What?
35:33What's his name?
35:34Who?
35:35The groom.
35:37Spike.
35:38That's a name?
35:39Don't be mad.
35:40I'm not mad.
35:40No, you are mad.
35:42No, I am.
35:42I...
35:43I really...
35:46Wow.
35:47Who is this guy?
35:49Does he go here?
35:50Spike?
35:51Oh, no.
35:51He's totally old.
35:53Old?
35:54Well,
35:55not as old as my last boyfriend was.
35:57Okay.
36:00It's late.
36:01And I'm...
36:03I'm very tired now,
36:05so I'm just gonna go far away
36:09and be...
36:11away.
36:13But...
36:14No.
36:16Stay.
36:25They're ruining my happy day.
36:29That's okay, Mom.
36:30We don't need any more snacks.
36:32I liked those fruit roll-ups.
36:35Shush.
36:35I thought she'd never clear out.
36:38Besides,
36:39just think of my lips
36:40as the fruit roll-ups of love.
36:44Okay, that was gross.
36:47I'm a little distracted.
36:49Willow was really upset.
36:52I shouldn't have let her
36:53go away mad.
37:02Regaining focus.
37:07We just got rid of your mom.
37:09Let's not bring Willow into this.
37:12It's time for just the two of us.
37:14No, no.
37:36It's the parvo demon.
37:37Drowning is the only way to kill it.
37:38What the hell is going on?
37:53So the plan is to cure my total incapacitating blindness tomorrow, is it?
38:14They were all out of tagger's root at the magic shop.
38:17They'll have more tomorrow.
38:19I'm completely on top of it.
38:22Aren't they a perfect little us?
38:24I don't like him.
38:25He's insipid.
38:27Clearly human.
38:28Ooh, red paint.
38:30We could smear a little on the mouth.
38:33The blood of the innocent.
38:35That's my girl.
38:39Stop that right now.
38:42I can hear the smacking.
38:46Honey, we need to talk about the invitations.
38:49Now, do you want to be William the Bloody or just Spike?
38:55Because either way, it's going to look majorly weird.
38:58Whereas the name Buffy gives it that touch of classic elegance.
39:02What's wrong with Buffy?
39:04Huh?
39:04Such a good question.
39:06Well, it's a terrible name.
39:08My mother gave me that name.
39:10Your mother.
39:10Yeah, she's a genius.
39:12Don't you start in on my mother.
39:16Order from the windows.
39:18American doors.
39:20What's going on?
39:21Demons.
39:22They keep coming and coming.
39:24I think we lost him, but I couldn't see.
39:26Spike!
39:27He's all untied.
39:29Which you probably noticed.
39:32Xander, calm down, okay?
39:34If you lost, then that'll give us some time to figure this out.
39:37Maybe the demons have something to do with Giles being blind.
39:40Giles is blind?
39:43Stop whatever you're doing.
39:46You smell like fruit roll-ups.
39:48This is the crack team that foils my every plan?
39:52I am deeply shamed.
39:54Spike's right.
39:55We really should get organized.
39:58Why are you holding hands?
39:59They have to hear it sooner or later.
40:04Hmm?
40:05Spike and I are getting married.
40:08How?
40:09What?
40:11How?
40:12Three excellent questions.
40:15What are you looking at?
40:17The man I love.
40:19Can I be blind, too?
40:29Wait.
40:31Married.
40:32I know something.
40:34What is it?
40:37Everything's so familiar.
40:39Work, brain, work.
40:40Oh, oh, oh, Willow.
40:46What about, well, honey, get off.
40:49Something about Willow and her griefy, poor-me mood swings.
40:53So, so tired of it.
40:55You don't have to be nice about her anymore?
40:57Well, we're all tired of it, but what does that have to do with what's going on?
41:01She told me I was a demon magnet and you two should get married.
41:06And that I didn't see anything.
41:08She did a spell.
41:10Yes.
41:11To have her will done.
41:14Whatever she says is coming true.
41:16And you both were affected.
41:18I probably only escaped because I'm the Slayer.
41:21Some kind of natural immunity.
41:24Yeah, right.
41:25You're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other.
41:28Xander.
41:30That's it.
41:31You're off the usher list.
41:33People.
41:34Willow is out there and she probably doesn't know what she's doing.
41:37We've got to find her.
41:38Before somebody gets really hurt.
41:40Why does he have to come?
42:03Xander, Spike is going to be my husband.
42:05I want him included.
42:06I agree with Xander here.
42:08It seems like a lot of work for people who aren't us.
42:10Spike, these are my friends.
42:12Besides, it's kind of my job.
42:13For now.
42:14What?
42:15You want me to stop working?
42:17Well, let's see.
42:18Do I want you to give up killing my friends?
42:20Yeah, I've given it some thought.
42:25This was burned.
42:27It's a Hoffren.
42:28Bastard.
42:29He's opened a portal here.
42:31Who?
42:31Ooh.
42:33Fluffy.
42:35Wear this to the rehearsal dinner and the whole thing's off.
42:38Shut up, honey.
42:40To Hoffren.
42:41He made me a demon 1120 years ago.
42:44Why would he attack Willow?
42:46I don't believe he did.
42:48You have much anger and pain.
42:50Your magic is strong, but your pain, it's like a scream that pierces dimensional walls.
43:00We heard your call.
43:03I'm sorry.
43:05I'll try for a quiet rage.
43:09Bye.
43:09Our intention is not to quash your potential.
43:15Quite the contrary.
43:23I've been dumped.
43:24I was miserable.
43:25Doing a few vengeance spells.
43:27Boils on the penis.
43:28Nothing fancy.
43:29Please skip ahead.
43:30Well, if the Hoffren got with me, he offered to elevate me.
43:35Meaning?
43:36They made me a demon.
43:38Oh, God.
43:39Willow.
43:40But you can summon this guy from this crypt, right?
43:42You can make him step.
43:43Oh, my God.
43:43Wouldn't this be a perfect place for pictures?
43:45I'm not posing for chuffle.
43:47Hey, demon.
43:49Okay, listen.
43:58You're going to do this without destroying the foliage.
44:00Oh, my God.
44:19Let's go.
44:45Let's be in the name of the Hoffren.
44:47Let this space for now gateway to the world of Arashmahar, where demons respond.
44:54The pain and suffering you brought upon those you love has been inspired.
44:59You are ready to join us here in Arashmahar.
45:03Pain?
45:05What pain?
45:08Nothing.
45:09Not doing well here.
45:11We come in supplication.
45:12We bend as the reed in the flow of, uh, no, wait.
45:18We, uh, we come in the flow of, uh, blessed be the name of the Hoffren.
45:29They're strong, and I can't fight.
45:32If they get in, I don't know if I can protect you.
45:34Do you think you have to protect me?
45:37Oh, not with a girl, pal, babe.
45:39Oh, not with a girl, pal.
45:40Oh, my God, I can't wait.
45:40It's a man.
45:41Let's go.
45:41Let's go.
45:50Oh, my God.
45:52Oh, my God.
46:02Oh, God.
46:32But I didn't mean to.
46:34But you did.
46:36This is the result of your power.
46:39You will make a fine vengeance, demon.
46:42No, please. You have to help them.
46:45It is not my concern.
46:48You are my interest in this matter.
46:53Really? No offense intended.
46:56I mean, you've been super nice and everything, but I don't want to be a demon.
47:03I just want to go back and help my friends.
47:06That is your answer?
47:08It is.
47:11I'm sorry to hear that.
47:15Oh, well.
47:17Here goes my talisman.
47:18You change your mind.
47:21Give us a chant.
47:36Honey!
47:40Spike, are you okay?
47:43I'll slay him.
47:52I don't know how to be here.
48:03Let the healing power begin.
48:06Let my will be safe again.
48:09As these words of peace are spoken, let this harmful spell be broken.
48:27Oh, bloody hell!
48:31Spike lips!
48:36Lips of spike!
48:46Hi, guys.
48:53How long are you going to keep making these?
48:56Oh, until I don't feel so horribly guilty.
49:00I figure about a million chips from now.
49:04Also, I have to detail Giles' car.
49:10Time.
49:12Huh.
49:13Five past two.
49:15Here is Dad.
49:16Look.
49:17Cookies.
49:17A very not-evil thing I did.
49:20Oatmeal.
49:22Yes, very funny.
49:23The chocolate chip.
49:24I can see them.
49:27I still need my glasses.
49:28So you could be more specific and give me 20-20.
49:32Eat a cookie, ease my pain.
49:37Hmm.
49:38Better?
49:40Well, baking lifts about 30% of my guilt.
49:44But only 7% of my inner turmoil.
49:47Guess that'll just take a while.
49:50It'll happen.
49:51Don't I get a cookie?
49:56No.
49:57Well, I gotta have something.
50:00Still have Buffy taste in my mouth.
50:03You're a pig, Spike.
50:06Yeah.
50:07Well, I'm not the one who wanted wind beneath my wings for the first dance.
50:12That was the spell.
50:21Oh.
50:29Did I mention about the sorry part?
50:32We may be into a forgetting spell later.
50:35I loved him.
50:39We were betrothed.
50:42Well, at least you were getting along.
50:45But we weren't.
50:46And it wasn't even nice.
50:48And the bad boy thing?
50:50Over it.
50:50Okay?
50:51I totally get it.
50:53I'd be really happy to be in a nice relationship with a decent, reliable...
50:59Oh, my God.
51:01Riley thinks I'm engaged.
51:02What?
51:03Riley!
51:04He-he-he saw me.
51:06What the hell am I gonna say to him?
51:08You thought I was serious?
51:11Well, no.
51:15And you weren't serious?
51:17Oh, God, please.
51:19I'm marrying a guy named Spike.
51:22Maybe.
51:23We haven't known each other that long.
51:26No, it's just...
51:28I saw that fear in your eyes when you caught me looking at wedding dresses.
51:33And I had to give you a hard time.
51:36I did not have fear in my eyes.
51:38Yes, you did.
51:40You were looking at me like I was a cartoon ball and chain.
51:44So you decided to tell me you're getting married?
51:50Uh-huh.
51:52So, you're insane?
51:55Uh-huh.
51:56But you're still single.
52:02Yes.
52:05Okay, then.
52:06Just another little piece of the Buffy puzzle.
52:09You really have a lot to learn about women, Riley.
52:21You're gonna teach me.
52:23Oh.
52:24Right.
52:24Oh.
52:27Yeah.
52:32Yeah.
52:32Yeah.
52:38Yeah.
52:40Oh.