Zapratite nas za jos serija i filmova!
Follow for more tv shows and movies!
Follow for more tv shows and movies!
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00I was walking down the street when out the corner of my eye saw a pretty little thing approaching me
00:05She said, I've never seen a man who looks so all alone or could you use a little company
00:10Not even 15 minutes later, I'm still walking down the street when I saw a shadow of a man creep on the side
00:16When he swept up from behind, he put a gun up to my head, he made it clear he wasn't looking for a party
00:22He said, give me all you got, I want your money, not your life
00:26If you try to make a move, I won't think twice
00:28I don't care if I can't, but you know I've got to ask what makes you want to live with me, kind of life
00:34He said, there ain't no rest for the wicked
00:36Why they don't grow unchanged
00:39I got a feel to pay, I got a feel to pay
00:42Turn the music down, sir
00:43There ain't nothing in this world for free
00:45Hey, cut the music
00:47I'm sorry
00:48You know why I pulled you over?
00:52Well, obviously you felt the need to exercise your limited powers and punish me for ignoring the speed limit
00:57It's okay, I understand
00:58I like to punish people too
01:01Or at least I used to
01:02License and registration
01:05Coming right up
01:06Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
01:12Yes, of course
01:13Is that on the law?
01:17I don't take more, it's any money
01:18It's against the law, sir
01:20You people are funny about your laws, aren't you?
01:24You break the laws sometimes, don't you?
01:29Sometimes
01:29I put my siren on and drive really fast for no reason at all
01:33Just because I can
01:34Right?
01:36Why wouldn't you?
01:37It's fun
01:37Feels good to get away with something, doesn't it?
01:40Yeah
01:40It's okay, officer
01:45People like to tell me things
01:47Those deep, dark, naughty little desires that are on their mind
01:50It's a gift
01:51Must be something about this place
01:53You're tempted to kick them, aren't you?
01:57Well, what are you waiting for?
01:58Permission?
01:59Well, take it
01:59Buy yourself something pretty
02:00You deserve it
02:01If you don't mind
02:04I really must be on my way
02:05Oh, yeah, of course
02:07Hey
02:07Have a nice evening
02:08You too, officer
02:11You too?
02:35Hey, boss
02:36Where have you been?
03:03Oh, holed up at the chateau
03:05Copulating with a young woman named Faith
03:07It's ironic, isn't it?
03:09Thank you, Patrick
03:10You can go
03:11You little devil
03:16What?
03:18I dropped something?
03:19Oh, I'm sure you did
03:20Now, Lucifer
03:21I am a big fan of sex
03:23Obviously
03:23But I didn't leave hell to be a bartender
03:26Shouldn't you be spending your valuable time
03:29Doing something more significant
03:32You're the lord of hell for crying out loud
03:35I'm a retired maize
03:36I want nothing but time
03:37Thank you
03:39I think you have a visitor
03:53Oh, amenadil
04:01How's it hanging, big guy?
04:03Huh?
04:04Your return to the underworld has been requested
04:07Oh, right, okay
04:09Let me just check the calendar
04:11Yeah, here it is
04:12The 7th of never through to the 15th of ain't gonna happen
04:16How does that work for you guys?
04:17Look, remind dad that I quit hell
04:21Because I was sick and tired of playing a part in his play
04:24I'm gonna warn you against disrespecting our father, Lucifer
04:26Yeah, well, our father's been disrespecting me
04:28Since the beginning of time
04:29So pot kettle, don't you think?
04:31You are a mockery of everything to buy
04:34Thank you
04:36Thank you, but
04:37Lately I've been doing a fair amount of thinking
04:39Now, do you think I'm the devil because I'm inherently evil
04:42Just because dear old dad decided I was?
04:44What exactly do you think happens when the devil leaves hell?
04:48All of those demons
04:50All of those tormented and tortured souls
04:53Where do you think they go?
04:55Don't know
04:56Don't care
04:57Not my problem, brother
04:59So consider the position officially open
05:01A new mo-feathered friend can go to hell
05:05Yeah, try it
05:10You think father's upset now?
05:14You know
05:18He will not be merciful for much longer
05:20Hey you
05:40Remember me?
05:43It's from famous, aren't you?
05:45Delilah, isn't it?
05:46I love you, Delilah
05:47Can I have your autograph?
05:49If I can have a drink
05:50So, are you gonna tell me why you really came back?
05:54There's something I need to know
05:55What's that?
05:57Did I sell my soul to the devil?
06:02Well, that would imply the devil's actually interested in your soul
06:04Look, all I did was introduce you to a few key people who owed me favors, that's all
06:09I mean, with all the good came a hell of a lot of bad
06:12Oh, right
06:13So the devil made you do it, did he?
06:15The alcohol, the drugs, the topless selfies
06:17The choices are on you, my dear
06:18I mean, Jimmy Barnes
06:20I can't believe you almost married that sweaty little limb
06:23He produced my album
06:24You introduced me to him
06:25I suggested you work with him, not sleep with him
06:27Well, I got confused
06:28Then he left him at the altar
06:29Yeah, that was rude of me
06:31No, actually, I quite enjoyed that bit
06:32You know, he trapped me in the bathroom at the Grammys
06:35Said he wanted to get back together
06:36Then I hear he's marrying a supermodel
06:38This weekend
06:39And I'm jealous
06:40Oh, God, I'm a mess
06:43God has nothing to do with your mess
06:45No
06:46You didn't sell your soul, Delilah
06:49You do owe me a favor
06:52Oh, I'm scared
06:54You should be
06:54Because what I'm about to ask you
06:56Is going to be quite difficult for you
06:57Pull yourself together
07:00That's it
07:02That's all I'm asking
07:02You're wasting your talent
07:05Your life
07:05Huh?
07:13I'm going to do as you asked
07:15I'm going to get it together
07:16Promise this was over
07:18Look
07:19It's not about me
07:21What happens now?
07:23That's up to you
07:24Okay?
07:27Come here, you
07:27Come here, you
07:28Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
07:58Oh, no, no, no, not yet.
08:10What did you do?
08:11I'm sorry.
08:13Sorry?
08:14Why did you end her life?
08:17Why else?
08:18Money.
08:20Money.
08:21Oh, it's times like this, I wish I was still in hell.
08:24All the fun activities that I've planned for you.
08:27Hey, man, I just pulled the trigger.
08:57No.
09:17You want to hear what I've got so far?
09:18lieutenant said this is my case yeah chloe it is your case i try not to take too much time
09:27it's an easy one that's our bad guy eddie deacon he's a low-level drug dealer
09:31i found these in his pocket and i found this and a lot of his purse so obviously drug-related
09:37she probably owed him a bunch of cash or something she's not exactly selling out
09:40stadiums these days how do you know he's low-level look at his car did you look at his watch that
09:46thing in chief it's probably fake look there's gonna be a lot of attention on this one chloe
09:53i wouldn't pick at it too hard not after palmetto street i asked for this case because of palmetto
09:59street dead so anyway any witnesses lucifer morning star lucifer morning star is that uh a stage name
10:11or something god given i'm afraid you know you look familiar have we met before
10:16yeah five minutes ago and i'm asking the questions talk to me about your relationship with the victim
10:23well she used to work here a few years back i would occasionally accompany her while she sang
10:27then she became a big star and someone decided to end her life
10:31do you know the shooter no but we did have an interesting little chat just before he
10:35kicks off i asked him why i did it oh like to play cop do you no i just like to play in general
10:42detective what about you so you had a conversation with a dead guy oh no he wasn't quite dead his soul
10:48hadn't crossed the threshold i see did he tell you why he did it my money of course you humans you love
10:56your money don't you yes yes we do and uh what planet are you from london yes he also said i just
11:04pulled the trigger i don't think that's interesting delilah was shot to death by a drug dealer and looks
11:10like delilah herself kept the guy pretty busy you know it's sad it's ugly but it's not rocket science
11:14something probably went south between them she gets riddled with bullets and a nice little act of god
11:18takes him out you know it doesn't work like that detective you've got a neatly wrapped little present
11:23the lapd don't you think why don't you tell me something how does she end up dying in a hail
11:28storm of bullets and you get away without a scratch i think that's interesting don't you the benefits
11:32of immortality immortality no of course uh you spell that with one or two m's i always forget
11:38what will your corrupt little organization do about this excuse me will you find the person
11:43responsible will they be punished will this be a priority for you because it is for me you got
11:48some balls on you pal oh thank you very much but they're really quite average i bet
11:52are you sure that we haven't met i could swear i've seen you naked have we had sex
11:57we're done here uh detective wait someone out there needs to be punished we're not done
12:03yeah yeah we are
12:08there's anyone here that would oppose this holy union speak now or forever hold your peace
12:25excuse me yeah i have a problem has anyone else noticed how incredibly jaw-droppingly
12:31loin-stirringly beautiful this young woman is and how short sweaty and altogether fugly this
12:36homunculus is i mean what is this a wedding or a kidnapping you know what i mean
12:40yeah good luck with that padre oh while you're at it say hey from me it's been a while
12:46jimmy barnes remember me hey man this is a private event how did you get in here yeah quite a lavish one
12:53for a record producer on the elf you do remember me don't you yeah yeah i remember you now what do
12:59you want i'm a little busy well i can't believe that you're getting married the day after your
13:03ex-fiancé and once brightest star was murdered in cold blood oh yeah it's very sad but you know what
13:09she ruined my wedding once i'm not about to let that happen again it's hard to be rejected isn't
13:13it jimmy twice but you tried to get her back recently i mean i'd kill someone to deny me once
13:18not that that's possible so come on what do you say jimbo huh did you want her dead
13:24stop looking at me that way you freak i am not playing that mind game with you i no of course not
13:30i was furious and i was humiliated when she dumped me but i think i i think i've rebounded pretty well
13:34it's clearly respect you should go play your mind games with too vile the rapper come on delilah
13:41dumped me for that lunatic they were always fighting he slapped her around a bunch he surrounds
13:45himself with gun-toting morons 24 7 he is the real deal right sorry how rude allow me to introduce
13:55myself lucifer morning star i really don't want to have sex with him tonight
14:00oh my i'm sorry i i can't believe i just said that oh no no let's be honest here i mean you're not
14:09marrying this human staying because you're actually in love with him right oh god no no right well i
14:15should get going oh best of luck with you crazy kids all right
14:24good afternoon sir yes i'm here to see the man sadly known as too vile is he in sorry sir he's
14:42unavailable he's in mourning i'm afraid right i have narcotics for him right this way sir
14:48could someone please turn down this god awful music hello disc jockey thank you who's this clam
15:07he has narcotics what you say my name is lucifer morning star lucifer morning star
15:14that's a good hip-hop name well that offends me what you don't like hip-hop no i necessarily do not
15:22well that offends me
15:25you have a problem with black people no not in the slightest i just hate your music
15:32and when i say your music i mean your music not the music made by other black people
15:36without the blues there'd be no devil's music whatsoever there are of course many giants in
15:40field just not you am i being clear yeah you being clear all right good if you're looking to get
15:46yourself killed yes well don't waste your munitions i'm immortal tell me about delilah
15:54you ain't seen the news bitch is dead
15:58i didn't kill her why should i believe you because i love the girl people sometimes kill people with
16:12whom they're in love their heart's mysterious so i'm told ain't like that girl made me crazy women
16:18can do that doesn't mean you should beat them up does it we worked that out a long time ago
16:22i heard her once because i found out she was cheating on me
16:25all right with whom i don't know i don't know she wouldn't tell me i said it was a big secret
16:37some some uh rich married guy does she have a friend that she might have confided she didn't
16:41trust no one man uh uh a therapist the therapist is probably the only one who knows she she's some
16:46uh uh dr linda in beverly hills saw like five times a week on the dm use the fake name everything
16:52oh did she now well thank you for your time
16:57lapd guns down on the floor down you two against the wall
17:02detective welcome to the party grab the bucket collect the guns
17:06now you slight dog you did listen to me i ran the dead guy's cell phone too vile was the last person
17:12he called oh man what i find highly interesting is how you made the connection on your own
17:17well i've been busy my dear talk to me about delilah been over that one detective and why you called
17:23the shooter two days before she was murdered fine yeah i called eddie because he hooks me up sometimes
17:28he met delilah through me whatever don't make me a killer do it no but it does make you a suspect
17:34what so everyone on eddie's phone's a suspect are you joking you're gonna drag half of hollywood
17:39downtown be like the oscars assigned wait what's your that chick from that film what's this what
17:44film you used to be an actress or something right the team i forget what it's called of course hot tub
17:50high school that's where i know you're from let's just stick to my question shall we the woman the
17:54famous nude scene can we have the hot tub it was like a complete fast times ripoff she was like the
17:58new phoebe kate thanks i appreciate that that was quite a nude scene i have far too many bullets in
18:03this thing for you to still be talking you we need to have a conversation right now that's a waste of
18:07time detective i've just threatened his life he's not our guy i would have said trust me
18:10you did what yeah isn't that illegal uh a little bit yeah you stay put you you're coming with me
18:18with pleasure at least perhaps now you'll listen to me although i'm not quite sure why i'm being
18:25arrested because you're interfering with a police investigation you've broken i can't even count
18:29how many laws and you piss me off right i can get out of these you know funny
18:33how'd you do that come on we're wasting time we should be out there solving homicide and punishing
18:40those responsible we you're insane i'm taking you in get in the car no that's boring not to mention
18:46pointless come on i'll help you be fun how could you possibly help me i have a certain skill set i can
18:52be very persuasive with people and tend to see things that others cannot so you're psychic or something
18:57no i can't read people's minds not jedi people just like to tell me things just just tell you
19:02things just confess their sins just like that no not their sins i have no power but people's sins
19:07i should get a bad rap for that i have the ability to draw out people's forbidden desires the more
19:13simple the human the easier it is the more complex the more challenging and exciting really but no the
19:17actual sins the sins are on you people you people i got it i got it the name the whole lucifer thing
19:25and desires like your superpower it's more like a gift from god really okay
19:30tell me detective what do you desire more than anything else in this life
19:36this is it this is your big trick
19:39i guess when i was a little girl i always wanted to be a cop with my daddy so that
19:52that one day i could help people and be taken seriously when i say to shut up and get in the damn car
20:01you're more like a jedi or something here get in the car no no no no look i know something you don't
20:11know really what's that won't say unless you take me with you on this please come on i got to too
20:17vile didn't i why do you care about this so much about delilah look i just i just do
20:25look if i hadn't meddled with her career maybe she wouldn't have died okay okay fine but if this
20:32little clue thing of yours doesn't pan out these are going back on and they're gonna stay on is that
20:36a promise
20:37yeah therapist in beverly hills with the first name linda see if delilah was a client actually she had
20:49a pseudonym which i also happen to know i'm quite good at this aren't i uh penny lane delilah may have
20:54gone by penny lane thanks don't look so smug nothing's panned out yet no no it's not that it's
21:03just that i knew that i recognized you right right you've seen my boobies it's exciting what are you 12
21:09so is the is the movie why i've got such a chip on your shoulder uh it's low on the list of things i
21:15have to live down i guess right attractive female cop struggling to be taken seriously in a
21:18man's man's will bet it yeah something like that well they're threatened you're clearly smart and
21:25have notable instincts ignore them trust yourself
21:28detective jacker all right text it to me thanks what's that what you were saying stands up there's
21:39a penny lane who sees a dr linda martin in beverly hills excellent i'll clear my schedule
21:44oh someone's popular please stop talking hello what you're kidding me is she okay
21:51oh of course he's not there thanks we gotta make a pit stop no absolutely not my kid got into a fight
21:59i gotta pick her up oh can't she get herself home she's seven look i'm not here to help you run errands
22:04i'm here to help you solve a homicide really
22:07all right we're here with pleasure despise children
22:23a sinister kid is a kid who runs to meet the maker a job that's spread from the day he's born
22:34straight into it makers on and that's me that's me the boy with the broken halo
22:43i don't think a lot of smoke in here
22:58oh dear what will become of me my mother was a police officer she could arrest you
23:05oh i think i might know your mother what's your name lucifer
23:12quick apple exactly my name's beatrice but everybody calls me trixie
23:19that's a hooker's name what's a hooker ask your mother so uh why are you in trouble
23:26she's that girl over there she was blinding me she created a fake snapchat account and used to make fun of me
23:34so i keep learning them and i'm gonna try to swear
23:40oh oh i see well played well played indeed
23:49hello mean girl did you know there's a special section of hell reserved for bullies so
23:55have fun
24:03what did you do oh i think someone's feeling a little guilty
24:17hi daddy hi i'm munchkin wow shocker you're late come on give me a break i'm putting a case to bed
24:22right like i'm not working a case too oh yeah the one you tried to steal from me
24:26you mean the open and shut one you did open and shut it right i'm being diligent dan it's a high
24:31profile case exactly which is why you need to be smart about it she is smart you're the dimwit
24:36perhaps she should refrain from arguing in front of the child it's unbecoming
24:39i don't know whether to laugh or to shoot you surprise me isn't he funny daddy hey can you uh
24:47drop tricks at my lungs you gotta go thank you tricks i like you money i love you so much
24:53good job standing up to the mean girl thanks mommy what's a hooker
25:01daddy'll tell you
25:07hi lucifer it was nice meeting you
25:09she likes you of course she does what's not to like
25:24was your offspring planned or a mistake
25:28planned sort of really so i've never understood the human desire to procreate that's probably a good
25:33thing i mean children hideous little creatures terrible taxing burdens
25:39oh yours is fine i mean nothing to crow about but nothing to be too embarrassed about either so
25:44that's quite good isn't it are you at all aware of how dickish you sound no
25:51speaking of dicks why was that ex-husband of yours pressuring you to close the case
25:56no reason
26:00strange yes you are did my father send you
26:08okay detectives i'll see you now thank you detectives
26:14dr martin i'd like to ask you a few questions about delilah
26:17you're thinking about it aren't you what is i wouldn't recommend it i'm like walking heroin
26:27very habit-forming it never ends well i'm sorry do you do you know each other no no but i know that
26:34look i don't know what you're talking about
26:38actually it's interesting because you don't look at me that way what way with carnal fascination
26:43that's because it doesn't exist no you see that's just it with most women it does i tend to appeal
26:48to the dark mischievous hearts in all of you but you detective you seem oddly immune to my charms
26:53referring to them as charms i think is a bit of a stretch truth be told i find you repulsive
26:58like on a chemical level it's fascinating now tell me linda you say it's fascinating and yet i can
27:05see that it disturbs you doesn't it deeply dr martin we know that um delilah was having a
27:13clandestine affair with a wealthy married man so if you just tell us his name we will be on our way
27:17i'm sorry i can't do that oh she's one of the complex ones linda darling why don't you tell me
27:24hmm well i can't i want to but i can't oh you're the devil correct now come on dr martin i know you
27:36want to oh man and it's really really juicy too oh i bet it is i know i can't what did you do to
27:43her did she roofie her oh no it's not her fault she's just reacting to me just watch and learn okay
27:48right the answer is yes we can take a trip to pound town if we must but first you're gonna have to tell
27:54us linda okay um okay it's gray cooper gray cooper seriously that is juicy gray cooper the actor the
28:08one who's married to amanda what's the job yeah yeah oh no he's horrible so square-jawed so handsome
28:15so vanilla oh i'm really quite disappointed in delilah that's truly terrible taste in the opposite sex
28:20thank you very much dr martin we'll be in touch all right we gotta go yes of course but i i made a
28:26deal so i'm gonna have to hold up my end of the bargain you wouldn't mind waiting outside are you
28:30seriously talking about having sex with her right now it won't take long i do yoga hot yoga i'm freakishly
28:41flexible want to see wow really tried to keep that one in well you tried that's what matters
28:55ah look i'm really sorry but i'm going to have to take a rain check i will be back okay i certainly
29:00hope so well my word is my bond
29:18hey hey sir
29:21who the is this guy what the hell are you doing excuse me excuse me sorry excuse me sorry he's with
29:33me that's not gray cooper no of course not what the hell is this we need to speak with mr cooper
29:44god delilah yeah heard about that this morning i can't believe it
29:48we did a movie together last year about pretty close lovers friends friends who were lovers
29:54settle down i'll handle the questions mr cooper when did you last have contact with delilah well
29:59actually i just have one more question before you proceed with boring ones tell me mr cooper what
30:04do you want more than anything in this world what's your deepest darkest desire you close your eyes
30:09what do you see i'm the president of the united states of america huh oh who's the devil knew eh
30:19those are some pretty big aspirations there mr cooper
30:23well after the acting and stuff no need to be embarrassed hell if arnold can do it right
30:28now you wouldn't want any nasty secrets screwing that up for you though would you is there a point to
30:32this mr cooper were you having an affair with delilah honey have you been getting my text
30:37what they were breaking you for lunch like a half hour ago what's going on these people are
30:43detectives real ones we have some questions about delilah oh oh yes it's so sad yeah very sad
30:51your watch where'd you get that oh it's a prop no that's the one delilah gave you isn't it for
30:56time will tell right that's the movie that we did it was a wrap gift yeah should you buy a
31:03ten thousand dollar watch for the whole crew uh no just i mean as far as i know because we were
31:09you know co-stars and everything you know you're gonna have to get much better at lying if you won't
31:13be president i know right so you were sleeping with her then oh yeah
31:20crap i just said that in front of you whatever it's not like i didn't know oh god you are a
31:31terrible liar an actor by the way you knew of course why else do you think i've been sleeping with bobby
31:36are you serious oh yeah and it is good i climbed that man like a tree right bobby my bodyguard
31:46what a cliche oh i'm a cliche well you're a dick oh boy hey guys hey guys dress up
31:55seriously one of them's got to be guilty
32:12thanks
32:15so gray and amanda have zero connection to the shooter but the shooter had the same watch as
32:21gray that can't be a coincidence maybe delilah gave him one too like kind of a go-to gift
32:27well that would imply she was actually sleeping with that maggot really jimmy too vile gray cooper
32:34that's three other maggots she's sleeping with i don't think there's a lot of discretion going on
32:37with her yeah i suppose you got a point god what am i doing here wrong deity but yes that is the eternal
32:45question no i mean here in a bar with you well i don't know you tell me detective i mean despite
32:52your proclaimed revulsion you can't deny that there's a connection between us tell me what do
32:57you actually want you mean what do i desire more than anything else in this life yes no tricks not
33:03they work on you you freak seriously i'm curious i don't know with what i told you is true i i really
33:14do want to help people my father was a cop he was a great cop my mother was an actress really cheesy
33:21one i tried the acting thing i took off my top wasn't really contributing to the betterment of society
33:27i disagree i love that movie so i quit decided to become a cop like my dad and uh dealt with the
33:34whole hot tub high school thing until um i became a detective and found a whole new way to ostracize
33:40myself ah the reason your ex maggot was pressuring you to close this yeah yeah exactly there was a case
33:49a shooting on palmetto street where a cop was shot and i saw it differently than pretty much everyone in
33:54my department including my ex and i stuck my neck out and it backfired and uh now no one wants to
34:02work with me well i'm available so bad your little protege isn't around to collect the check the
34:10soundtrack album for the movie time will tell has reached number 15 on the billboard charts and it's
34:15still climbing song and records oh wow what delilah didn't give that watch to the drug dealer
34:31what is it you got a gerbil in your throat what's going on hello jimmy really how's the album sales
34:39doing what album soundtrack to time will tell which you produced whitney houston hit the top
34:4510 for album sales after her death michael jackson hit the stratosphere not sure you'll achieve such
34:50heights having delilah killed but that sure is a boatload of royalty checks headed your way
34:55guess you really needed the cash huh which is why you had to pay the shooter with your watch
35:00the watch delilah gave you now that's just sick but then you are so
35:04hey jimmy i made her she ruined me she humiliated me she owes me you're not gods jimmy you didn't
35:14make her you did destroy her so i'm gonna punish you you back off you freak i mean it i am not going
35:21to jail for that bitch no chance listen to lucifer back off told you it's fine i'm immortal
35:26and why did you do that he was gonna kill you no no no no no no you just you just let him off too
35:34easy he needs to pay he needs to suffer he needs to feel the pain not escape it don't worry i'm sure
35:41where he's going the pain's coming no no it's not actually you know why because i'm here
35:53i don't want to die i won't let you
36:05father will just have to wait for you
36:13give me one second
36:14are you gonna wish that's all i did to you
36:44well look who's back
36:58how long have i been out three years what
37:04you're such an ass thank you
37:14he was firing at you why aren't you
37:19more dead you're having a very hard time with the immortal thing aren't you
37:22what happened with jimmy jimmy jimmy got what he deserved
37:34well i'm pretty sure i'd be dead if you had to help me so thank you sorry what was that that last
37:41but i didn't quite get that thank you you're welcome and besides you know you were far too
37:52interesting to let die you save my life because i'm interesting well wildly irritating as well but yes
37:57so what now well i mean i've obviously proven myself to be an invaluable crime fighting tool
38:06you're a pariah in the department i think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship don't you
38:10who the hell are you i told you
38:13yes hello child um why don't you save some of this unpleasantness for your mother yeah oh sorry oh
38:27i'm okay right well i'd stay for the family reunion but it's just giving me terrible ibs
38:32so look forward to seeing you soon chloe i don't bye now glad you're not dead
38:43oh bloody hell
38:55what do you want from me i've been watching you lucifer huh and i'm not sure i like what i see
39:02you're showing restraint mercy you're scared i'm turning my back on the dark side bro lucifer there is a
39:09balance here that we must maintain i strongly suggest you do what i told you to do and go back to hell
39:15don't threaten me amenadil i mean you don't want to start a war
39:20i would love a war
39:24hmm oh lucifer
39:28my hatred for you grows stronger with every visit
39:32well i wouldn't have it any other way pal i look forward to eating your heart one day peace
39:50i sense your disapproval maze what is it
40:00i just can't understand why you would save a human life
40:03there's something different about her that i don't quite understand and it vexes me maybe it's not her
40:11that's different is this what i'm supposed to ask whatever do you mean i'm worried the humans are
40:17rubbing off on you stop caring you're the devil
40:26yes i am
40:31okay
40:41okay right here's the deal we can have as much naked cuddle time as you desire
40:46but you're gonna have to listen to me too there's a few things that i'd like to discuss with you
40:51you know just an existential dilemma or two deal yes lovely